Previous thread: >>37529652Thread for all your pony and no hooves yuri needs. Ignore any bait, no shippingwar faggotryStories and old Threadshttps://pastebin.com/A22VErxshttps://ponepaste.org/1206https://www.mediafire.com/folder/roawidcf68svz/Lesbo_ArchiveFeatured Stories:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/504685/first-date-for-realsies by MagicSDashmuraiQuest by Anonhttps://ponepaste.org/user/dashmuraiquestComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Random thought: Princess Luna is an agonophile, and her ideal girlfriend is someone who can match her in battle. Not just a spar or whatever, but legitimately dangerous, potentially lethal combat.>Chrysalis invades Equestria again>Luna engages her directly>Chrysalis is very concerned by the palpable aura of arousal that rolls off of the princess in waves>it doesn't dawn on Chrysalis until she's defeated and Luna has calmed down that Luna was getting off on beating the shit out of her
>>37723817>Hasn't had a dual so good since the times before banishment, when it was customary for swords to settle arguments in the royal court>Up all day long agonizing over the thrill now that it's over>giggling like a child as she constantly replays the battleTruly she is best dork princess
>>37723817>it doesn't dawn on Chrysalis until she's defeated and Luna has calmed down that Luna was getting off on beating the shit out of herHow does she know? The outward physical effects of a hard battle overlap with intense arousal. Panting, having a flushed face, maybe some groans eke out. Post-orgasm it’s even closer with physical weakness as though a strenuous task was at hand.This also describes why AJ and Dash are so fucking sexual and shipped hard, everyone knows what to make of their competing subconsciously or not.
>>37717328Where they going?
>>37724314>How does she know? The outward physical effects of a hard battle overlap with intense arousal.Chrysalis feels her love meter filling up with edgy lust, making her even more powerful than before. But it's still not enough. Whenever she thinks she has the upper hand, the moon princess gets back up, smirking, and obviously wet in her panties. By the time Chrysalis realizes where her love power is coming from, it's too late.
Welcome to the My Massive Pony thread!A New Generation EditionWriters, artists, and critique are always welcome, so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Check out our slowly dying ponepaste: https://ponepaste.org/3112Previous thread: >>37478044
>>37723202You mean shrink
>>37719002No, but stallions are rarer for obvious reasons.
>>37723806I want Ultrastallion to steamroll me with his fat balls and let me worship his ponut from inside the suit
>>37725136Okay thisWhat if you get to Equestria but you're a filly, you're just a regular sized filly, and after like a month of adjusting to life, you encounter a tiny human.You both have average knowledge of Equestria and he recognizes you as Anonfilly or at least another human in a filly body.What do you do?
do not fuck bugyou get the HORSEAIDS
>>37723175seems like a really awkward way to hold a smartphone
>>37723687Like she wouldn't take her new pink pony pussy for a spin
>>37723175>have a changeling gf>she can assume the form of any pony you want during sex
>>37723175>you get the HORSEAIDSgood thing im not a horse
>>37724100>>she can assume the form of any pony you want during sexIf I had a changing gf the only form I would want her to take would be herself.
Previous: >>37439224Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/3518 (Celestia, Luna, Cadance)https://ponepaste.org/4068 (RD)Magna Anon:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37723361Unf
>>37718969giwtwm
had an eqg related dream this evening. dont have time rn to format it properly though
>>37717594JESUS LORD
>>37724888cliffnotes, nigga, the trips demand it
Pixel canvas thread - Burnt bread edition>News- Border is complete (Kind of)- Ponyville project slow but still growing and cute as hell- Canvas mostly back to dead ( <50 IPs )>ResourcesVandalism Detector: https://mlp-pixelcanvas.herokuapp.com/Offline version: https://github.com/Pownylover/PxCT/releasesSpriting Guide: https://gist.github.com/anonymous/8a519954a29d6ac1418ab2b200b82a06Minimap Script: https://mlppx.neocities.org/minimap/minimap.js>Quick FAQAre we using bots? : There is no "we" here. Just a group of headless hen drawing cute pones and working together from time to time.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I haven't been to pixel canvas in a really long time, and I haven't followed the threads for just as long. It's really nice that there are still people interested and participating, but what the hell happened to our area?Both Aryannes vandalized, the commie bait changed, a lot of minor damage here and there...Did we lose bot support? Or were all the changes planned here?
Bump
>>37720739We got taken over by bots.
It's a friday night, I am alone and not feeling good. How've you been doing /mlp/?Call this a feels thread or whatever, just tell me what's on your mind.
>>37724014>I don't drink alcohol but if I'm there, they force me to. I hate singing in public but if I'm there they force me to.Learn the power of "No."
>>37724014>>37724038If you don't want company don't seek it out. Simple as
>>37724038Yeah, just say no. Not like as if you're trying to move up the ranks there.And frankly, you shouldn't, being one rank up above the peons is even worse as your workload is increased and yet your salary barely changes. Only really high up like regional managers does it get worthwhile.
>>37722437grinding ungrateful, miserable wagie work, feeling down and tired, only few things keep me going
>>37725054What are those things Anon?
You swindled me!
>>37725051Does Netflixes PPG leak count?
Well, it does make senseThose storyboards looked completely different and much more detailed than any of the ones we've seen for the G5 movie
>>37725040They cant find anyone to hire on g5 series of course it's fake lol
What of waste of his time. If you're gonna fake leaks, at least make the fakes interesting enough to make people take notice or create drama. These were all such nothingburgers no-one cared.
>>37725040Is EqD back? A fucking shame.
Muscular women
>>37724643brother you wouldn't post that without saucing us up now would you?
Denial
>>37724670>>37724700Sure anon, but a heads up that it has very not consensual context.Sauce is twibooru, image ID is same as the filename of the pic.
>>37724913>non-consensualoh, nevermind then. Thanks anyway. I thought it was a doujin or something.
>>37716330Somnophilia
The duality of mare.
>>37684459>>37687672Bumping for thisplease
>>37721947there is always Izzy
>>37723346She always smokes it all before anyone else gets there
>>37724187I dont know I think Izzy likes to share her friendship bracelets and her joints made of unicorn herbs from her own garden (hope you don't mind glitter in it)
>>37718364>Modest for Izzy proportionally is still huge compared to other marelets
previous >>37473636ITT: We explore any and all sorts of ideas for the underutilized and under-developed Shadowbolts from Equestria Girls.---Completed Stories:Treating Miss Sweet by ChurroAnon- https://pastebin.com/7r8iCJ2U---Ongoing Stories:To Listen (Part 1) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbLGame of Headphones (Part 2) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37710843best sweater
>>37723822>It would be nearly impossible for someone to do a nude editFeelsbadman
>>37723822>Sour Sweet but thicc as fuckEmphatically do want
>>37724340Yeah
Are there people more delusional than those that waifu the princesses?They're thousands year old beings that have ruled a powerful kingdom for eons, why would they care about some random monkey romantically?
>>37723895Unlike in real life ponies are good folk and the princesses are not elitest selfish pricks with god complexes. They're just people and they don't regard themselves as greater or above anyone else.They have physical and emotional needs, they need company and romance from ordinary folk and have never been shown to be disdainful of people
>>37723895*Only luna and Celestia are thousand years old and Twilight Is stilo single.
Yeah, the people that unironically believe that they will go to the world of an 11 year old little girl cartoon made by some old feminist after they die, and some of them even believe that if you have sex with a real woman you won't go there
>>37723895>>37723904>t.
>>37723895damn luna here looks so fucking bad lmao
"Cooldown period" edition.Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.That's the prompt that started it all. So what's this thread about? It's about Anon bringing human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight. Although, that's not necessarily the prompt you need to follow if writing is what you desire.Remember not to save anything of value on pastebin, use ponepaste.orgHave a broken pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inThread Story List (outdated):https://poneb.in/XKLNjAAxStories/updates/oneshots from the last thread (#75):Shape Your Home (#deca.mare, posted in NMP) (Ponegreen)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37721366Thanks man for the update
>page 9
>>37723589
>>37721366>>And as much as you hate to admit it, you see no way to get out of this conundrum without fighting the four at least one more time.>>Alone, out in the open, and with no ace up your sleeve.>>Whereas your opponents had all the time in the world to prepare themselves nearby.>>You cannot think of a worse tactical position.yah that's a real tough spot to be in
Previous Thread: >>37562479Post pics and love Sunset.Sunset Sunday Ponepaste - https://ponepaste.org/3956GreentextSavant’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGreyBG9's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/BG9_RebornGritsaw’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/GritsawZharkaer's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/ZharkaerTstar231's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/Tstar231HolytntDiver's Pastebin https://pastebin.com/u/HolytntDiverSunset GreentextsSunset x Anon by XMRWRITEFAGX - https://ponepaste.org/3957Burning Sensation (NSFW, Mutant Sunset x Anon) by SUPERKEATON - https://ponepaste.org/3958Cold by BOLTGREENS - https://ponepaste.org/3959Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37723752Impregnate
I think it's time to choose the next op pic
>>37725084Indeederino. Hopefully we can get the new thread up tomorrow, exactly one week before Halloween. Makes it feel nice and even. I think it's agreed the Rockset vamp one is the one to use, as there doesn't seem to be any other particularly Halloween-y image to use that's recent. Guess they'll come out at the last minute?
>>37725084Make it this: >>37698291
>>37725105No
A brush with Death editionPrevious >>>>37597247Bunker https://nhnb.org/fim/res/3505.htmlWelcome to the wild west of copycats & copyright infringement! Here in the bargain bin there's a ton of freedom where things aren't quite right... but a bootleg waifu might still be for you. Bootleg can be many things or cover many genres, but we specialize in knockoffs with tons of heart and soul whether its OCs, or knockoffs of canon. Get ready for feels or fun where they can win you over despite of their inherent flaws.Now continuing>[Cadence] Condense (ReggieSomething) https://ponepaste.org/4168>[NMM] Midnight Part 2 (AutoPony) https://ponepaste.org/5610 >[AJ, Twilight, OC] Jacky Part 10 (Blondie) https://ponepaste.org/5740>[Twilight] Twill Shorts https://ponepaste.org/5703On recent hiatus>[Dim Sum, Cricket, Thun and Co] House of Boots (Kirko Bangz) https://ponepaste.org/5794Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37723838>It really does look good against her dark coat...>She looks down at it, lightly batting at the pendant with her hoof.>"I guess it will do," she says in a restrained voice. "This does not make me your pet, though.""You're your own mare, Midnight. Just a little bit safer.">"I hope so," she says. "Now seriously, I'm chomping at the bit to get this done - come on.">With gusto, you stand up and get back to the original plan of the day.>Albeit a little more comfortable, a little confused, and a little unsure of your feelings...-----
>>37723842>PendantOh my. I don't know if the world is ready yet for Midnight.Good stuff m8
>>37723917>Oh my. I don't know if the world is ready yet for Midnight.Nonsense - just think of all the awful words she could teach small children, an the amount of other people she could shout at for giving her a funny look.
>9
>>37723642Looks beautiful frend>>37724008>Teddy has a pony waifu confirmedI like this fella now
That sneaky bootleg is going to ruin everything! edition> Dafuq is this?:The premise of this thread can cover a multitude of issues. Maybe you and your waifu are fighting over something insignificant that snowballed out of control. Maybe the spark just isn't there anymore, or the trust has decayed. Whatever challenges the marital norms of 'perfect pone land'. Either side is welcome to have issues with the other.If cu.ckoldry is your thing, this isn't your thread.New content is welcome and appreciated. Discussion is encouraged.Previous thread: >>37546179 Pastebin of previous threads and current stories thus far: http://pastebin.com/ARKY1Kny Featured Stories:DaybreakerAnon's Untitled Cadence story - https://ponepaste.org/5641Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37721318I hope you step on a lego
I wanted to bump with a prompt but I've been struggling with a story for another thread and am suffering some serious brain drain so have more sunbutt I guess
>have first actual argument as a couple>house burns downWell fuck
>>37724059Damn, what the fuck did you say to actually get Autumn angry?
>>37724554the n word
