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1 month late editionPrevious threads: https://pastebin.com/6ewarFQpLast time on magical horse adventure we put the sun in our inventory and died.
>>36976892Time for the boss fight.
>>36976892Knock gently on the door.
>>36976892>princess with the ability to break the simulation>broken textures>haven’t seen shopkeep pone yet>she’s the only one with a gunShe’s definitely straight out of a source game and now she figured out how to use sv_cheats 1 like we suggested in the last thread
>>36977595
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It's fine, it's okay, I'll die anyway: edition>"I've always felt alone, anon.">Who?She's a girl who feels depressed, who feels defeated by both herself and the society that surrounds her. Despite the sunshine that she bathes in every day, she can see nothing but a hollow, grey landscape. The figures she walks amongst every day seem to her to be both so close as to be claustrophobic, yet so distant that they might as well be on the other side of the planet. She is a beaten, broken, emotional wreck of a pony.This is essentially a toned down version of her poetry.>What?/emo/ is the home for t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶r̶o̶k̶e̶n̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶a̶t̶e̶n̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶a̶m̶n̶e̶d all things emo, goth, or gloomy. Miss Eri is our mascot, but her melancholic friends include Deep Rest, Connie Amore, and many others.>Why?As long as there are those of us that keep her spirit alive, she can never die. Though she may want to.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36978611shut up Coco and sit on a dick
>>36978650She's already sitting on mine, bud. Doesn't change that fact that the pic you posted was bad.
>>36979206Well, i like it, so fuck you
hey emo kids, I don't listen to much emo but there are a few songs that remind me of your sadcore bunch of poneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s-qi5Hzgzkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DixoouSEPIchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfx8AiDsS0Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYmmi-m-G2w
>>36979220Keep up that shit eating smirk and I'll have to cock you down, Sonata.
https://twitter.com/JabneelMeza/status/1384913570056527877
https://www.deviantart.com/oanfyr/art/I-m-an-Actor-in-The-Rainbow-Factory-Movie-878043809
>>36977256In the Rainbow Factory, where fears and horrors come trueIn the Rainbow Factory
>>36978305Meh. I just know whatever it is it can't live up to Greg's version.
>>36978329>13mTl;dr pls
"The only reason we don't have world wars is because we have enough weapons to obliterate the population serval times over" edition.Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.That's the prompt that started it all. So what's this thread about? It's about Anon bringing human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight. Although, that's not necessarily the prompt you need to follow if writing is what you desire.Remember not to save anything of value on pastebin, use ponepaste.orgHave a broken pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inThread Story List (outdated):https://poneb.in/XKLNjAAxActive stories/updates from the last thread(s):Red Shift (Writefag_Is_Kill)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36967903four words: cute induced heart failure
>>36978120Sound plausible.
>>36978640most adult human males are able to quickly build a resistance to the phenomenon within a week of controlled exposure, but there's always the risk of acute poisoning. within a year of contact most mares in equestria and beyond know to contain themselves around humans, but care must be taken as ponies are naturally silly creatures. as of writing hospitalizations of CUTE (Coronary Use Terminated Entirely) average at roughly 6/year.juvenile human males remain remarkably immune to the phenomenon and show resistance to CUTE eclipsing those of usual adult males upon maturation, which has resulted in the recent push to 'innoculate' young males.human females perpetuate the rumors that the innoculation results in males preferring the company of mares to women, which is entirely untrue. mares are superior to women in every way naturally, and all sane men should prefer the company of mares to women; the innoculation is purely for the health and long term survival of male humans in their future coexisting with equestrian mares
>>36978683>ponies are a memetic hazardI need more Secure Cute Ponies foundation action in my life.
>>36978925the debate over whether or not interbreeding and making hybrids counts as human extinction or not is still going on
Give Mommy What She Wants On Her Special Day EditionPrevious thread: >>36841590General Pastebin: https://ponepaste.org/541General Archive: https://ponepaste.org/1318
>>36975616dayly reminder that sunset has neither mother nor father.
>>36976775Pretty reasonable amount of time
>>36976762Great work.
>"My, MY...">"Where were *you* about to run off too, hmm, my sunshine?">"Hungry? Thirsty?>"Your mother has all the sustenance you need. Right. Here."
>>36978497>"Sister...are you really doing the vampire thing again? I've told you, he's not into that.">"Shut up, Luna! My baby loves it!"
What would it look like and what features/traits would it have?
>>36974700Similar to your Pone, OP, but she's an earth pony and designs dresses in Manehattan
>>36974714A qt
>>36974702fpbp
This is the ideal pony body. You may not like it, but this is what peak poneformance looks like.
Alt slut vibes >Dashsluthttps://ponepaste.org/1522>Shimslut aka Whore of CHS>totally-not-a-slut Trixslut>Queen Gindorahhttps://ponepaste.org/user/LineOfFlowers>Twisluthttps://ponepaste.org/user/skirtsandpanties>Ponksluthttps://poneb.in/4DxhDKnVComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36977587i wish i was rariwhore in that situation. so hot.
>>36975799Mucho texto
>>36967806Dusty looks really good in a one-piece, can't go wrong with those I suppose
>>36978361Coco just has one of the cutest butts out there... i wonder if she also applies lipstick to her puffed up ring so she can leave marks on the cocks she rides
I gotta say, ponies have pretty great asses in the show.
>>36979058well i cant fucking upload lesbo horse porn retard
>>36977795A hard working mare like her doesn't have the time to be embarrassed about her farts while applebucking.
Ponies being better than humans. Ponies being racist to humans. Ponies being smug. Ponies enslaving humans. Ponies conquering humans. Ponies keeping us as pets.This is where that goes!Ongoing:Zipper's Story:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XPyUh4lMmYRF_q3K_F5VPLabkKtn7zIAvtlTS54C9rY/edit?usp=sharingSupremacist streamers:https://pastebin.com/YFMG8p1nhttps://ponepaste.org/2276Invader Luster:https://pastebin.com/TATxPX6dComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36977570(you) could do it
>Looks like the curfew act was just barely passed. I know I, for one, will sleep much better knowing those dreadful apes are off the streets.
>>36978353>just barelysounds like a problem
>>36978353next step?
>>36978353But Rarity, that just means they're in houses! Like yours!
Previous thread: >>36733930Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36733930>What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies getting bathed and pet.>Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJthttps://poneb.in/bnMmZ2T3https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36978216>tiny pony makes electronics>makes electronics poneAre pones the lates in processing technology?
>>36974844>Ponies went to earth of their own volition for the sole purpose of becoming slaves.
>>36978243Imagine, in the future when companion robots will be a thing, every 1-2-3-5-10 years people will just throw them away. Because a new shinier one is available for the low low price of X. Just like how we do with todays stuff.
>>36978464I wouldn't have the heart to do it
>>36978464But sometimes the old things linger on. My Grandfather bought this General Motors Frigidaire electrical icebox in 1948 to keep my infant mothers milk cold. Now it has a beloved place in my own house and still has decades of faithful service ahead of it. Not as efficient or versatile as a modern replacement might be, it’s not just cold; it’s cool!Cherish your antique robo-pone.
Kirin beer or apple cider?
>>36977364pink lemonade
>>36978220Not a bad choice
>>36977612Yes. Apples are a shit tier fruit.
>>36977364Kirin beer actua-*chk chk*I-I MEAN CIDER, CIDER ALL THE WAY I LOVE CIDER
>>36978220based
Previous Thread: >>36714643Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)AlexanderGrey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/3518 (Celestia, Luna, Cadance)https://ponepaste.org/4068 (RD)Magna Anon:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36973049Will you be posting the threesome bonus scene here since the thread is now dead?
>>36976704I’m gonna laugh if AJ gets Anon seriously injured
>>36977381Cute
Male kirins are underrated
>>36978285>Christmas reefDo you mean wreath?
>>36978808christmas wrath
>>36978810
>>36972876>no longerNever was.Who's going to cap the get?
>>36976778Huh I didn't even notice that the first two times I fapped to this.
Mea culpa and all that.Last thread: >>36905769IRC: irc.rizon.net #/mlp/AiEActive list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX Master list: http://pastebin.com/xGf9RcL9 Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7gStories Sorted by Pony: http://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY>rope's HD remastered thread archives: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0>Add for Skype: sin.aie>If a pastebin link is broken you can copy the string at the end of the url of a poneb.in link so pastebin.com/mVG33ERX becomes https://poneb.in/mVG33ERX>PiE Corner>Remember to tag all PiE Stories.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36977099Fangs are adorable on poni.
>>36976531>"I'm the man that boops the sun!"
>>36978092You get busy booping or get busy dying.
>>36978153Saw ponerfied Morgan Freeman before and it was just weird
>>36978600>I had asked my friend Anonymous not to draw me as a pony, but then I went inside his cell to see that he ignored my request. Anonymous was kind of an asshole sometimes.
Post equines from other media.
From the 80s cartoon “Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers”.
Obscure 80s cartoon with John “Dean Wormer” Vernon as the voice of Wildfire.
>>36978024older millennial's first waifu
>>36978024She didn't spend enough time as a unicorn.
>>36974327[Spoiler]Pend Best Deck Let's Goooooo [\Spoiler]
