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>>38608491> selling technology to the Crown for reverse engineeringAnon is lucky he is male, because he basically scammed the crown, since they have pretty much no chance reverse engineering modern nano-scale tech.
>>38608663Whatever
>>38608663medsnow
>>38608513I mean, it's a shitpost so good job on staying true to form i guess?
>>38608663Based>>38608671>>38608708Exposed and btfo
>>38607875>unmanaged switch>takes a lot of time to set upwut>managed switch>port forwardingwutotherwise based
>>38607413that was my last desktop image
Current desktop
>>38607916lol excuse my retardation. "port forwading" is more about "port security" as managed switches let you decide where traffic flows port by port and gives you more options for managing a nework, and the unmanaged setup thing is about the switch adjusting itself to the network; It'll blink all the connected ports all at the same time and one-by-one when it's doing this
>>38608089I dont think I've seen anything more NPC-ish before. this is amazing
>"Whoops! I dropped mah apples!"What do
>>38606364>Farm kid that has/works with cows and pigs wearing jean shortsUh, no.
>>38606364
>>38606364Fixed
>>38608565Nice
>>38608215Uh, yah
>Hey, Anon!>We heard you didn't like our old art style.>Something about dogs? It was hard to tell what you were trying to say through all the screaming and crying.>Anyways, check us out now!>A lot better, don't you think?
>>38608026Yes, this is unironically better.
>>38608026>Pipp is not short and chubbyone fucking job
>>38608026Pipp should be overweight
>>38608026>Those boots on ZippJesus fucking Christ whew lad
>>38608026i don't really like nohooves but at least this is done wellsunny and zipp just look... okay, but the rest are actually pretty solid>that bulge on hitch as compared to sproutlel
What happens?
>>38607646>unnecessarily edgySums it up quite well. Also rather retarded. Amazing how much people can write out that ends up being hot garbage.
>>38607778New Friendship Problem to solve, convince the Engineer to stop expanding his factory and pollution cloud
>>38607642Came here to post this lel.Also, don't listen to the other anons, Steel Sanctuary is fucking kino
>>38607596If it would be anything like my games with friendsOne engineer would be locked to a small corner of a map making tons of cement and would refuse to walk on regular soil, bringing the cement road with him.
>>38608462>stop expanding his factory
Wait, there are "people" who DON'T enjoy Shim? How retarded must they be?
>>38606756t. tiny itty bitty man
>>38607087Can't hear you with all those fat Ls in your mouth, Glimmerfag
>>38604678yeah EG is better than season 6, 8 and 9.
>>38607087Saved
>>38606174What the hell. That's wild
She's a normal pony and definitely NOT from outer space, so post pictures of her.
>>38607677Tomorrow.
>>38606800Cute OCShit mangaStill better than ID* comics.
>>38608121Cute, love her skippy steps and blinking, just makes me want to boop that space pony even more
>>38606800<3
>>38606800I haven't seen this mare yet.She looks like a good one. I approve.
>named "Sugarcoat">is actually very bluntWho writes this shit?
>>38605473I would a pony sugarcoat.
>>38605315>named "Sugarcoat">is actually very blunt
Who is this cute pony?
>>38605315What a quick
>>38605321Family Guy?
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>>38608475We need to make groups. Unicorn twilight group. Season 1 group. Etc.
>>38604764>Tough LoveOne of my first "wow the ending completely wasted my time and ruined what little fun the story had going for it" fics. Definitely deserved the downvote I gave it.>blatant favoritism toward a characterLunar Rebellion goes to amazing lengths to portray it's OC protag in the best possible light, including turning what would have been an amazing in-character fuck up by her that could have added a lot of depth into a total accident that she was completely blameless in.>>38605238I don't know what's worse: the diaper/agefaggory with no fetish tag or using a villain who has no connection to Daring at all.>>38605627>braeburn is a deputyNo, he's not. He's just an apple farmer that gave them a tour.>>38606060Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>38608611>Only fic with that wording's a crackfic. Did you mean Pages of Harmony?it's not pages of harmony it starts with rainbow dash walking in on twilight hanging herself
>>38608632nevermind found it. it's twilight kills herself a lot by dream volt.
>>38608307>At the very least, it taught me an important lesson as a writer. Some things are best left in the shadow of mystery, to be filled in by your audience by whatever imaginations they see fit.See also: every Star Trek series after TNG that involves the Borg. They went from this unknowable and very alien hive-mind species with cube-shaped ships into a retarded ant colony with a primadonna queen who constantly got their ass handed to them.
What's wrong with IzzyIs she ok?
>>38606599I just might try
>>38594763Punished Izzy, a Mare denied Nice Cock
>>38607340Can't wake upWake me up inside
>>38597132Izzy was never the same after the incident
>>38608277It's not an incident, it was rape
>seriously anon I'm your own mother I know mares don't give you any attention but this is pathetic and disgusting
>>38608291what about a celestia with no ass
Good night bump 4 teats
>>38600401>A large, goofy smile spreads across your face, inspiring a fresh round of giggles from your aunt, which in turn makes you laugh.>Your aunt strokes your cheeks and sighs, her teal eyes aglow with unrestrained joy and adoration.>"Thank you, Anonymous.""For what?">"For making this old mare happier than she can ever remember being.">You lean forward and kiss her- a kiss she is more than eager to return."Aunt-">She cuts you off with another kiss."Luna-">Again, she presses her lips against yours, only this time she coaxes your mouth open with her tongue.>You're happy to follow her lead, letting her larger tongue dominate yours, savoring the faint sweetness of her breath.>Whether this is taboo or not is irrelevant- making out with your aunt is exhilarating. >Even if it is taboo by modern standards, why does it feel so *right*?>Luna breaks the kiss but keeps her snout pressed lightly against your nose.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>38608790IT BEGINS
>>38608790>"Indeed.">She plants a new kiss on your cheek, then another on your lips; more chaste than its predecessors."I do have to ask you something, though.">"What's that?""When did you start having the hots for me?">Luna bursts into laughter, to cracking up to the point of tears.>"Oh, nephew. You amuse me to no end.">She wipes her eyes and continues.>"To be honest, it was a recent development.""How about what you said in my dream earlier tonight? Not that I'm complaining, mind you, but isn't it hypocritical to say it's wrong for me to want Mom when you've wanted me just as badly?">Luna's eyes dart around the room whilst a heavy blush darkens her face.>"Well... I, um...">Your aunt stifles a giggle and clears her throat.>"...that'scompletelydifferent." Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>38605348imagine the smell
Ben
>>38608357She stares right into my soul.
What does /mlp/ think?Is she Fluttershy's child/grandchild?Or did Hasbro run out of colors for ponies?
>>38605235>AJ invented the term
>>38606472It wouldn't be much if he didnt look like Big MacIt's definetly something intended
>>38607401People just like the poetry of a Big Mac looking unicorn-hater coming around to liking unicorns.
>>38607493Would be kino if he ended up with Izzy
>>38608269It's basically a givenIf he appears of course
hi /mlp/, just drew izzy for you guys. please accept my offering. no but seriously, is anyone here in the mood to draw some g5 horses? or maybe just share g5 fan stuff? i feel like g5 should be discussed more around here.
She's looking awfully skinny
>>38607960nice Izzy, bro.this is my favorite fanart so far for g5
>>38607960Why is Izzy starving?
>HI NEW FRIEND
>>38605188Equestria Captcha: G5P0N
>>38605333>>38604999Checked
>>38604973>you die at peace>get transported to Equestria>it's g%
>>38607684It's not as preferable but the ponies are still cutePlus its still a better world than our own
>>38606458>Giant unicorn>Likes virgins>Like, like like virgins>"If there's a will, there's a hole">Rape
