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Lyra is too silly of a pony for her own good.
>>36605218I want to cover the lidl shid in vaseline.
>>36605218Can you keep all the tj shit to one thread
>>36605800Can you go fuck yourself?
Do someone ever knew what happened to Derpy? Any theories?I took the screenshot from Episode 23, Season 7
>>36605679From s07e07.Her eyes got worse and worse as she got older. That was probably her attempt to get them fixed through surgery. Evidently it didn't work.I think it's one of the most heartbreaking backstories in the show,.
>>36605679She was euthanized by Twilight.
>>36605679This is confounding and somewhat freaking me the fuck out.
It’s like a creepy pasta but real...
>>36605710Bothers me with the inconsistencies of their ages.
Previous thread: >>36443927
>>36604198>roadsEarth Ponies make roads just by walking a ton>government servicesdonation jar
>>36604209>Earth Ponies make roads just by walking a tonBut who’s to say that there is always a large enough number of Earth ponies around to do so?>donation jarBut what if people are selfish and don’t want to donate?
>>36605690Squashed Rainbow Dash beneath her hooves.
https://garyc.me/sketch/Draw a pony and get a sketch back!
>>36604527Lemon Hearts!
>>36604527I love her
>>36605324why do we kill each otherwhy can't we all love ponies
This is the Pregnancy General and, while not as active as others, we're not stillborn. We're slowly building up a bundle of regular artists, storytellers, and others again; therein lies the rub.For files and other things we can't discuss in this thread, there's a fraternal twin thread over inside Pregchan, the premiere pregnancy imageboard:https://pregchan.com/f/res/14888.htmlThat thread has very little in comparison to the prior Pregchan thread, which can no longer be posted in:https://pregchan.com/f/res/100.htmlBecause of that drama with Pastebin, here are two archives:https://u.smutty.horse/lxqgizelhjx.ziphttps://u.smutty.horse/lzbpjsjvhjs.zipHere are some questions to stimulate activity while waiting for the birth:How would you feed and otherwise care for your gravid dam?Which aspects of magical pony pregnancy excite you most?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36600833my beautiful wife and our beautiful foal
>>36604203Pretty cute.
>>36602754The best
A thread dedicated to ponies/humans who love you (maybe a little too much).>Crazy scary yandere bug v2 editionPrevious thread: >>36453951StoryBin:https://pastebin.com/XRzCQ1ebPromptDoc:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1L_BKQaWsnrWafATRXDFx7HBEUC-yN1mrT8F6OP_63NU/editThread template:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jr_zYQp1ZyMsfsivKyIrMxuUKn2fNtDM2-vcgOGHDuo/edit>TO ALL CURRENT/FUTURE WRITE FRIENDS!!!Short one-shot greens will be added in the story doc if following requirements are met:>The story must be a minimum of 2 posts or more.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36603485Flutterrape isn’t yan.
>>36603492Not with that attitude.
>>36601202Could be pretty good.
>>36604325this
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 8 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of Necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. There used to be a Writer's Guild, but it died. So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a Lich is bound to its phylactery.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Shit's fast today.
>>36604299Only gonna get worse tomorrow - the Investor Stream will show us G5 officially for the first time. There'll be a lot to complain about. FR might have to hide in the grave for a bit whilst it blows over.>Fluttershy lies on her back in a cramped coffin lit by a firefly lamp, flipping through a magazine with a bored expression on her face.>Bombs rumble the earth around her, but she's not worried since she's 6ft under it.>One particularly large blast rattles the lamp, which she stabilises without really looking, instead sighing and turning to the next page of her magazine.>She has a half-eaten bag of potato chips on her belly, and lazily chews one.>She glances over to check the time on the little alarm clock she brought underground with her, the groans again."This is ridiculous; even the Scruffening wasn't this bad, and I actually died during that.">Another bomb rocks her coffin, and she bangs a hoof on the lid a few times."Hey! Hurry up out there! I got places to go and people to do!"
>>36604371Yeah tomorrow's gonna be rough but we won't know until it hits, until then all we can do is try and keep the thread bumped.
>>36604371That’s pretty accurate.
>>36604371Dang, now I want to read about Anon getting stuck in a bunker for an indeterminate amount time with a handsy (hoovesy?) pony.
QT Bat Boi EditionITT: We discuss the male characters from My Little Pony, as well as Rule 63 versions of the female characters. (previous thread reached bump limit)previous thread: >>36418466
>>36605736It's the end of the thread, not like it matters whether you proudly proclaim your nazi ideology or not.
imma make a new thread real quick
>>36605759new thread>>36605759new thread>>36605759new thread
>>36605745That ain't me you madman.
>>36605661Thanks for the (you)
Semantic Error is about a low life hacker trying to scrape by in a futuristic Equestria.Recently Cold File has Decided to help the princess Twilight stop a plot to target her head of security led by the local mafia. He was then confronted by a strange combat robot only to be saved by it’s clutches by Silent Night who had broken into your house for a client a few days ago, later taking on a new job where he will be working with her.>Bits: 16,337Current Jobs:>Wintermute- Convince an old AI to give you the source code using only the words LOAD STORE COMPARE IF RETURN and hexadecimal values>Truth merchant- Hacker needed to craft some Equestrian identities (Full papers required) (Pays 6000 Bits)Need an ID printer and to implant all of the information into a government database as well as leather embossing for passport forgery. (Rented equipment required | 200 a day card printer and 50 an hour for leather embosser) 15 bit for cost of leather. To do this right information must be registered with the department of health, the department of social security, passports are processed through the department of consular affairs.>Speed lover – Help foil an attempt to sabotage Ace Thruster's repulsor craft mid-race.>Twilight- Assist with the capture and interrogation of an assassin.-----Today is Monday the 16th, Ace's Air-car race is the 19th. You need to figure out how and when you want to go after that AI with Silent Night by the 20th(likely tomorrow), and you now need to prepare for Twilight's operation on the 22nd.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36601344There's probably an industry for producing fake or "designer" marks that incorporate the outline of your real one and so cover it completely.
Safety bump
>>36601824Sounds realistic as a cutiemark is a easy identifier
>>36601111Rifle are not good inside, so said silent. So, if we want, we could make a device that generates just tons of smoke and put it inside of the ventilation network. Maybe give it a remote trigger of some kind. We know how to access the inside of the ventilation without being noticed. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35103018/#q35212269>The two of you pop upstairs for a moment to investigate the large section in the middle of the building. From the upper level you see that it's actually walled off up here as well, until you find a spot that's only blocked with a tarp. Behind the tap you find what looks like an exit to a large hallow courtyard that runs all the way to the top of the building. In the open column you can see vents lining the entirety of the courtyard column.We know that some ventalation runs up a courtyard that, while apparently unguarded, is also suspicious. Everything was apparently "walled off" except this courtyard, filled with windows we can't possably see in from down here. It feels like an obvious trap, but even if it is not, it is a place where the enemy could surround us as we try to escape, even on accident.Like, if there is a single enemy unit in any of the rooms all the way up to the top of that place, all they have to do is look out their window and suddenly we've got bullets raining down on us from good cover, or tranquillizers or whatever.However, if we fill those rooms with smoke, the courtyard suddenly becomes a far safer escape path.This runs on a lot of assumptions about how the air actually flows through the complex.
LORD the board's busy this week, glad my own quest's on hiatus till my schedule opens up.anyhow, bump
everyone's ignoring this part of the bedsheet art tho
>>36605412Yeah rapunzel from the disney cartoon and rapunzel from the disney movie are totally different
>>36605452I mean... yeah, they are.I’m not saying this in a “it will look better in CGI” way, actually the opposite. A 2D vector doesn’t really give an impression of how they’ll look in 3D animation though
>>36604271>dog/wolf anthro>good
>>36601924BRRAAAPPP
>>36605499It's a bell curve, Anon.The midsection's pretty shit, but at the edges you'll find something good.Helluva Boss isn't one of those things, however.
Twiggie
>>36603897She looks so fucking happy
thic twiggie?
>>36603267I made a dungeon for my pals to get into Tabletop RPGs, it's pretty fun. Sadly we stopped at the midpoint and we haven't been able to coordinate another gathering. The last boss is Twilight.Btw, I don't recall seeing that buff Twiggie on the TTS workshop, did you add her yourself?
https://youtu.be/gUcrFwsH2k4Twiggie doesnt even speak, all she does is squeak
Welcome to the official thread for /mlp/ Secret Santa 2020! Tell Santa Pone all your wildest wishes and come join us in celebrating Horsemas with your fellow Pony lovers!>How does this work?Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you).>What about latecomers?Latecomers and main event assignments are done until 2021's event, except for some late anons and Grinch Rescue assignments that are being worked on.>But it's not even Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day!That's every day, though.>Important Instructions for Online Autism SupportRemember to message your tracking number to the organizers!Official website: https://www.santaponecentral.net/Main event coordinator: MlpSantaPone@gmail.comComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Goodness gracious, hump day already? This week is just blasting by! Hang in there and hang on, friends; you got this!
>>36600306I was, yeah.
Sign ups for St. Heartstring's Day when?
bump
Background mares = cutest mares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPgS26ZhqZs
>>36604560>I do at times wish other background ponies had a share of genuine attention in that wayMe too. I'm really sad Berry Punch is still seen as just "funny drunk pony"
>>36604560>>36604675Be the change you want to see
>ITT:Anons trying to experiment with editing with the leaked flash files (mainly from 2019 leaks), and come up with his own creation.Focused in mainly just creating their own OC's using the available assets at first, but do what you like here!This is mostly just for shitposts and giggles, no pressure doing big projects. Perhaps even discovering some hidden secrets!>Where do I get the leaks?You missed the epic torrent times, so just get it here instead: kwn6i5jng6bsow5z.onion>What are the options? Full flash files for episodes 214, 422, 506, 509, 624, 713, 813, 819, 823, 922, 924 with existing scene setups and all that good stuff. It's still limited with the items but there's decent stuff for anons to work with.
>>36603723How much darker?
>>36603715https://youtu.be/7CawoPNkY00
>>36602694Your >pic related looks like a colt.Also i like how everyone jumped to "fix" the G5 ponies, like everyone thinks they are a mess right from the start.
>>36597816Flash projector/debugger on Adobe's site.
>>36605407>like everyone thinks they are a mess right from the startbut they are a mess
previous: >>36280192ITT: We explore any and all sorts of ideas for the underutilized and under-developed Shadowbolts from Equestria Girls.---Completed Stories:Treating Miss Sweet by ChurroAnon- https://pastebin.com/7r8iCJ2U---Ongoing Stories:To Listen (Part 1) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbLGame of Headphones (Part 2) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36601646Ruined socks must suck.
>>36601646Wew
>>36601084I want her to lightly punch me
>>36605614Cute
