>What is the Tag Team Cup 5?Teams from across 4chan and 4channel have teamed up for your entertainment and to see who will be the Tag Team Champions. /mlp/ and /d/ have teamed up to become /mld/, My Little Deviants. We both love horse pussy and mare cock and have teamed up to take down the rest of the 4cc.>When does /mld/ play?Sunday 3rd game at 18:20 UTChttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki//mld/>When do games start today?Today at 17:00 UTC >Where to watch?https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html >More info?https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Tag_Team_Cup_5Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36216923The lesbians got dicked by a horse and then a wolf
>Who's playing tomorrow?17:00 UTC - /asvp/ vs /ayyco/17:40 UTC - /anfit/ vs /banterbus/18:20 UTC - /mld/ vs /shekel/19:00 UTC - /af/ vs /covr/
>>36215838But /mlp is a blue board, Anon.
>>36216953
Thank you Sergeant!
Anal horse.
>>36218111thx, buttbro
>>36218111You can upload it to pone paste if that would be more convenient for you
>>36218157ponepaste doesn't have guest pastes allowed right now. They're not quite ready for primetime yet.
Here's some more butt stories, not about coco though. There should be more of them.https://u.smutty.horse/lyhhajxuasb.txthttps://u.smutty.horse/lyhhaloblcr.txthttps://u.smutty.horse/lyhhaltjfjx.txthttps://u.smutty.horse/lyhhalxftrd.txt
Eh, may as well.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/345611/coco-pommels-backdoor-affair
How fucked is Equestria in this scenario?
>>36213434
Live
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>>36217625
BUMPIN POLICECOMING STRAIGHT FROM DA UNDERGROUNDA YOUNG BEANA GOT IT BAD COUSE IAM BROWN
Is it true that Glim Glam introduction caused your country dub to improve? I'm starting to notice a pattern.
Spanish dub is still garbage
>>36217517Is it eu?
>>36217553Yep
>>36217467>caused your country dub to improve?Gosh, glimmerniggers are so fucking delusional.Kys literal faggot.
Wide Load EditionPrevious Thread: >>36082547>What is this thread about?This thread is dedicated to stories that have clear dominate and submissive roles; both with and without consent.>What exactly is welcome in this thread?A wide variety of stories are welcomed here; from non-consent and sexual slavery, to abusive manipulation and psychological domination, to maids and extortion, and even healthy consensual relationships with BDSM role-play elements.A few topics that are discouraged are NTR, vore, scat, and other similar themes.Less old Pastebin list of all stories: http://pastebin.com/f8f09HB4—Old Pastebin list of all stories: http://pastebin.com/778zgnJ5Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36217940Yeah, but in the episode we can see how that only worked with Blaze after some time. That why the cure after a week, look like the effects led to become weaker if the pony/kirin actually wish to talk.
>>36217940>perfect for lewd gamesIf we count this >>36217993 the first night would be perfect to stimulate her body to the sex and the stamina of a human. Her emotions will be suppressed but the body will remember that pleasure. So when the curse becomes weaker at the end of the week her mind will have some signal of rebellion but her body will totally remember the pleasure and wanting to have it again.
>>36217993Well then just intentionally cure it before it gets weaker. Don't actually know what the timeframe for it's wearing off is. There is a chance Autumn wasn't even dunked at the same time as the others. She wasn't in the flashback scenes during the song.
>>36218017>make the body pleasure mandate the mind by making the mind weakUNF/10
taming bats is easy they said
If you think about it, Spike is the most tragic character in FiM. Wrenched away from his kind he grew up among ponies, absorbing their values and culture, starting to identify as one but in the end he is still a dragon. One day he is gonna grow up into a giant, ferocious killing machine and he will live for centuries, outliving everypony he loved(finale isn't canon). Rarity will never love him the way he loves her because she understands why it will never work out, and because she is a normal mare with healthy attraction to stallions and wouldn't want to get fucked by a giant lizard. He can try to reintegrate into dragon society(if this even a thing) but from what we've seen other dragons are solitary and mean creatures so it's gonna be a huge downgrade after he got a taste of a much better life. He is so utterly screwed and he doesn't even know it yet.
>>36214953Dragons were pretty underdeveloped in the show DESU. Ironically, toys of them may not sell well for little girls but for boys...
>>36217599I suppose something somewhat similar to your example would be the finale. Throughout the later seasons (mainly the friendship school era) the mane 6 are seen juggling adventures, careers, personal lives and working at the friendship school with no problem, but once Twilight becomes princess and they apparently no longer teach at the school or go on adventures they suddenly only have enough time in their lives to see each other once a month.Also while writing this I realized the school itself was something of a contradiction, Twilight learning friendship isn't something that can be taught in books or a school only to up and decide to open a school where others are supposed to learn about friendship.
>>36217607Naruto is a pretty good shounen, if you exclude fillers.
>>36215258>hurr hurr look at this dragon type from another seriesautistic?
>>36217691>Also while writing this I realized the school itself was something of a contradiction, Twilight learning friendship isn't something that can be taught in books or a school only to up and decide to open a school where others are supposed to learn about friendship.Not only that, she already tried to do similar thing in Hoofields and McColts episode(distilling thr friendship down to a guideline book) and by the end of the episode realized it's not working.
Can you guys post any pastes that are Mom related itt?Last thread >>35994376Pony's being your mother. Think momlestia thread with more than just Celestia.Pony mom pastebins and Greens:https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Ponymom_Personal_Masterbin (Frostybox's stuff. Many assorted moms)https://pastebin.com/u5j9GCz3 (Chrysalis)https://pastebin.com/FydzrrHi (RD and Twilight)https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Ponemom:_True_Self_Trixie (Trixie, a very good read, I recommend it)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>..Ma, at least move to a different cheek every few hours or so, you're gonna start chafing."Oof...h-handsome, get the pry bar, I'm stuck in my own ass groove on this thing."
>>36216539It's like Nam
https://pastebin.com/S2by8Wan
>>36217470All of these years never found Flutters attractive until now, thanks
>>36217470Lewd
These two deserved better
>>36215914unf
>>36215914Now that is a bunny I want to hump
>>36217709ENF ?
>>36218209Embarrassed Nude Female
A thread for pictures and stories of pregnant ponies!Pastebins:http://pastebin.com/u/MLP-Pregnancyhttp://pastebin.com/u/MLP-PregnancyV2Previous Thread>>35805619
If anthro isn't really allowed I guess I won't post the full pic here. But I just want to share lol so here's the link to the post on my dA if anyone's interested:>https://www.deviantart.com/thenypod4/art/Tired-Twilight-Funble-862553795Original sketch was done by Funble again.
>>36217622Any chance you could also upload the full pics to smutty.horse or one of the boorus for those of us without dA accounts?
>>36217630>>36217622Here, I uploaded it to derpibooru just for people like yourself>https://derpibooru.org/images/2498307
>>36217673Appreciated.
>>36217673>Using fagbooru
>What?/mlp/ modded minecraft server>Where?>Windowshttps://horsecraft.xyz/mc/HORSECRAFT-DOS.zip>Linuxhttps://horsecraft.xyz/mc/HORSECRAFT-GNU.zip>Serverhorsecraft.xyz>How?Download MultiMCDrag the right zip into MultiMCChange the settings for java in MultiMC to use at least 4GB of memory on maximum only (6+ recommended)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
have a bump
Server looks to be kill
Server is KILL
>>36217146>>36217148It's up again
>10
post plushies
>>36218172This could be a nice set to order from Olyfactory, tbqh. But I am not sure we would have so many orders.
>>36218193>Olyfactory>wei thought you had a policy against controversial plushies
>>36218023Plush waifus help a great deal for me. I don't have my life-sized plush yet, but I do have a lot of the 4DE Twilight and Rainbow Dash plushies
>>36218203The only controversial things (that is, banned in some countries) here are Swastika and Sickle&Hammer symbols.They could be provided separately (sickle and hammer are two different pieces, swastika is set of black ribbons) and stick on velcro.
>>36218254interesting, ill keep that in mind
Cold but Cozy EditionPrevious Thread: >>35998492Some greens and ficshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/462206/the-time-we-losthttps://pastebin.com/hxTwJj3Zhttp://pastebin.com/zSBq0Un4Please recommend more Rarity stories.Be creative.Stay fabulous.
>As sunlight begins to fill the room, you spring up into action>Now being morning, you'll finally have your chance to talk to Anon and sort things out.>For the first time in what felt like forever, you actually got a good night's rest. Most likely attributed to knowing that Anon isn't in the situation you were concerned about. >Partially knowing the issue, you know that it might just be easier to talk to him, and get him out of whatever saddy-waddy frame of mind he's in right now.>After all, this is Anon you're thinking about. After all he's done for you, it's time for you to do something for him.>You put on your slippers and bathrobe, and trot downstairs to get a light breakfast, before getting started with the rest of the day>Yet, to your surprise, Anon is already waiting for you already in the kitchen"Darling, what are you doing here now?">"Did you already forget? I said I'd be here in the morning.""Yes, but I didn't think it'd be this-">"Early? No, I didn't intend to. But I was getting worried and wanted to see you sooner. When I went upstairs, you were asleep. So I just wanted to make you breakfast.">He's worried about you, really? You're the one who should mention you're more concerned about him."What are you making?">"Pancakes.""Would you like my help?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36218216>So, you attempt to break the ice of the situation."Anon... what's wrong?">"Nothing.""It's not nothing.">"Well, it is.">You walk up to him, and start to rub your head on his arm. Just something cuddly, maybe it'll snap him back.>Unfortunately, he responds to it by nudging you away."Dear... you can tell me.">"Nothing important.">He continues to focus on making the pancakes. Satisfied with the batter, he pours it onto the pan on the stove. Not once turning back to look at you.>Maybe you should try poking an answer out of him, by asking obvious questions you already know the answers to, to see if he changes his response."Do you not love me anymore?">"No that's not it. I still do.""Is there somepony else?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36218229"I... was just pretending. I'm sorry... I just didn't want to interrupt you, I haven't heard you speak to me like that in so long, and I didn't want to interrupt you and not have you finish your thought and-">You cut yourself off when you see the expression on Anon's face. It's not one you see too often. He looks like he's about to cry. >"I guess... I guess you were bound to hear it eventually.""Darling, can you please explain that?">"Why? Apparently you've heard the whole thing!""Yes but-">"Yes but what? You want me to say it again how pathetic I am, how terrible I am? Is that it?">He's trying really hard not to cry in front of you at this point, almost as if it's taking everything he has.>To go back to avoiding you, he steps away from the stove, and walks over to the table, places his arms on the table, and buries his face in them.>"Just, just forget it. Fine, I don't love you. That's the easy way out.">You walk over to him, and pull up a chair to get on his level. What Anon clearly needs right now is warmth. So, you put your arm around him and hold him close."Anon... if you were as truly terrible as you think you are, why do I care for you?>"Why DO you anyway? Look at me. You could get with anyone you wanted, but me? I'm nothing to you. I don't have your sense of fashion, I suck at that. I don't have your creativity. I don't get inspired. I'm not as generous or as kind hearted as you are, I've been hated before you picked me up. Where I come from, I just lie, I just insult others, I don't contribute anything, I'm nothing. I'm not fit for you! You deserve better!">So that's where the source of this comes from.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36218235>You hold him tighter."Because first off, the love isn't about finding a special somepony who is exactly like you. It shouldn't be that way. If all ponies, had a pony just like themselves, where would there be any uniqueness?">"I... I guess that makes sense.""Good. Second, you should know better than to judge yourself so harshly. I'd think that after all this time spent with me, you'd know that we can be our own worst critic. I love that you give honest and insightful thoughts, to help one grow and change.">"That really doesn't mean much.""Of course it does! I'd rather a friend who is honest than a friend who just agrees with me all the time. Because the honesty helps us grow. And that's what you do.">"I... didn't think that way.">He seems to be picking up. This is good, progress! Best not to stop there."I also don't agree with what you said. You are caring. You just don't see it.">"How?""You were about to sacrifice your own happiness for the sake of trying to make me happy, weren't you? At least, that's what you felt you were doing. While the method wasn't right, nor the goal, it shows how much you do love me. Willing to exchange your happiness to make me happy. And I'd do the same for you.">That must of done the trick. After straightening his posture, he just grabs you to hug and hold close.>"I'm sorry Rarity..""It's okay. I'm just glad you're okay. By the way, what were you really doing in your time away?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36218245>With that, you just let the moment last a bit, holding each other. Just letting everything else revolve around you. Let it be so that the entire known universe was just you two for the moment. Never to be separated. >That is, until of course a horrid stench begins to fill the room."Anon... You left the pancakes to burn... didn't you?">He doesn't even respond, his face filled with embarrassment, as the answer is quite obvious."Still, not as bad as Sweetie Belle's cooking... Deal with that and let's go out for brunch. Okay?">"Okay."The stories of today were made by ReturnToRarity (https://pastebin.com/u/ReturnToRarity)Hope all this stories inspires someone>>36216792Next week will post more comfy stories.
Okay faggots how the fuck do you cope with knowing that 1. Your waifus will never be real outside of deep wizard tulpamancy and 2. that even if your waifu were real, they would never ever fuck you? Every time I try to bust a nut to a poner like Twilight or I Want To Cum Inside Rainbow Dash I know they wouldn't be desperate enough to fuck a tendies NEET like me.Pic related, I would suck Trixie's futa cock all day and even she isn't desperate enough to do it with a human faggot despite basically being a fujo.Serious answers only.
>>36218255>futaYou have a thread. Stop making more or polluting others.
>>36218255>they wouldn't be desperate enough to fuck a tendies NEET like meyeah thats why they'd be fucking me instead
>>36218255>1. Your waifus will never be real outside of deep wizard tulpamancy Who cares? Fantasy is for fantasy. I'll never go super saiyan either, but it's no reason to get upset.>and 2. that even if your waifu were real, they would never ever fuck you?I'm actually rather charming.
Back from the grave with a Halloween edition. If you and Lyra were going to dress as a pair for Halloween, what would you two be?>Previous thread https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35943804>Lyrathread prompt and green archive. https://pastebin.com/2iv7mQpw (embed)>Lyrathread music archive https://lyrathread.bandcamp.com/album/lyra-thread-tunes
>>36215698Tell me about Lyra. Why does she want the tentacles.
>>36212066
>>36216538Fuck, she's so cute when she smiles, especially when her little horse tongue is sticking out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXNqrL7IugQI've been binging videos of horses playing in the snow and now I can't stop thinking of Lyra rolling around with snowy whiskers and frosty breath. I'm going to suffer from horsey Lyra withdrawals once this thread archives and I have to wait for the next one
>>36218104I was just thinking of things to play in the snow with Lyra. The little poners probably don't like getting chased or wrestled with like we do, but racing, going around obstacles, knocking shit around, kicking up snow, and things of that nature would probably be things ponies like to play more. Of course Lyra probably wouldn't mind trying human games like hide and seek, snowball fights, and tag. Might freak out the other little pones that spectate though. And by spactate, I mean Lyra would probably pull them into the game whether they liked it or not.
Let's imagine that some sort of very complicated neural network was invented, and this network is capable of perfectly simulating your waifu. Her emotions, thoughts, conversations you'd have - everything just as if she really were here. But actually she wouldn't be real, it'd be just a lot of code, the Chinese room but with a MLP character instead of a Chinese speaker.Anon, would you use such program knowing that it's just a simulation?
>>36215609secret santa? I remember when /ss/ used to mean something else on 4chan, man things have gone downhill. Atleast getting presents is nice.
>>36215230This guy gets it, the only thing you can be sure of is your are conscious, or what your brain percieves as conscious, there's no way of telling if you really have freewill cause everything you know about brains shows it's modular and most of your thoughts impulses, emotions and motivations start from the unconscious mind, and the line of causation goes back to the beginning of the universe, so what is "Free Will"? Your choices are almost locked in and selected for you before you even make them by another part of your brain, so the question is there "Free Will" Isn't even wrong, it's a phantom, an impossibility two sets of words that just have meaning to them that fall apart under the least bit of scrutiny. That doesn't mean you can change what your unconscious impulses would make you do, it just makes that conscious change is brought about by another cause, which was caused by a cause prior to that, ad infinitum. Reality is a web of causes and reactions. Maybe there's a way to be truly free, but if you say you have free will, then you already feel truly free don't you?
>>36211036Life is a simulation.
>>36211382>>36211425Absolutely not. The Valve Index is the apex of the VR experience. Finger tracking, full body tracking, excellent resolution and high field of view accompanied by excellent audo quality. It is however very expensive. >>36211382If you are worried about lighthouses/base stations spying on you then try a HMD that has inside out tracking (cameras on the headset themselves, that see your hands in front of you). The HP Reverb G2 for example, although that has its own problems with tracking and such but looks stunning visually. I so badly wish there was a pony VR game that wasn't that trash one where you have to use a controller or keyboard to play. Or in VRChat that wasn't a small sized ponyville.
>>36211382Lighthouses are laser emitters, not cameras. All the sensors for triangulating your position are on the helmet or the controllers.>>36218162Seconding the Index.
