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You have one?Want one?Post (and talk about) beautiful pony plushies.Previous Thread: >>36454442
>>36604573anon...
>>36604592Yea, my mistake, I misread "won't" as "will.">>36604573Disregard that, I suck cocks.
i used to have many but i got rid of most when i fell out of the fandom ;-; i think only three i kept (besides like four minis) i kept my first ever plush which is a trixie, my first pinkie pie plush that's a build a bear and the build a bear minty my sister bought me for christmas
>>36604663Post.
>>36580211>>36580301>>36580311These are beautiful areas Anon, and incredible pictures! The third reminds me of the mountains around where I live. Those Shys are very pretty! I like the ears on the LS, who made that one?How do you hike with the plushies? Do you carry them on your back or under your arms? I've got some photoshoot ideas running in my head.Are you the guy who lives innawoods with his plushies btw?
THE /huge humans/ thread, for tall (and growing) girls, often with generous proportions. Bigger is generally better, but if a character has suddenly shrunk, then everything else is huge to them.Archived goodies:Past threads - https://ponepaste.org/1126D-Tech's fics and greens - https://ponepaste.org/1211Drawing/Writing Prompt List: https://ponepaste.org/1115Resources:Side by side size comparison with humans and ponies: sizes.codesentri.io/Measurement converter for growing characters: https://www.giantessworld.net/convertor.htmlPrevious Thread Highlights:The Princess of Lust shares her blessings >>36360819Tirek is on a rampage, and an unlikely hero is called to stop her >>36463393Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36600932I'm writing the thing now, but figured I'd bump the thread and say that I went with this option. She's a bitch so Twilight will have to be assertive! (Or a bitch in return, we'll see!)
>>36600117>>36605625>>36600244>>36600932>>36601439>>36601453As you walk through the centre aisle, hunched over of course, you find your seats and you see- oh crap. Spoiled Rich. You’d recognize her anywhere with her enormous fake breasts, too much makeup, and constantly sour attitude. She was seemingly returning home from buying out a floor of a high end clothing store with her many bags surrounding her on the floor and on the seats you paid for.You approach and smile nervously but she pretends not to notice you and keeps her eyes on her magazine. At the loud creak from the seat it prompts her eyes to glance up and bug out in shock briefly before returning to her lap with a much more determined look of conscious uncaring.You, of course, weren’t going to say anything and didn’t want to move any bags over even if you only had half of your butt actually seated. And you couldn’t stretch your legs with most of the space for your feet being taken up by yet more shopping so you were dreading the cramping you’d feel on this long trip. You couldn’t just ask her to move them after all. She was such a bitch! And you’ve had enough run ins with her in town that you know she doesn’t like you.Wait, you’re not you though. Or at least she doesn’t think you’re you. She’d no doubt have said something if she did. So if you’re not actually ‘Moon Singer’ for now, then maybe she could be a little more...“Pardon me, but would you mind moving your bags?”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36605798You flash the tickets at her which elicits an indignant huff, but she moves them, even if she makes a big show of it. You are relieved to be able to put your feet down on the opposite seat even if they are still somewhat bent (you can’t put them in the aisle and have them be a hazard!) and eventually you can move over enough that your whole ass gets to rest too.“Ugh, well they’d better not be ruined.”The messy pile of bags on the floor does look pretty bad. You’ll do the nice thing. Maybe that’s who Moon Singer is.“Here, allow me,” you say as you magic up all of her shopping into the air so it hovered above you two.“You’ll really hold that the whole way?”“It’s not hard at all actually. See, you can stretch your feet out too now.”Spoiled Rich merely grunted in response, but she did spread her legs into the freed space.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36605806Ongoing, active magic? Said magic being immeasurably bolstered?I'd say Twilight actively tries to stay nice, but eventually Spoiled Rich says or does something just harsh enough that, on a flicker of anger, Twilight yeets the many shopping bags off the train, or makes them implode or something very potent but purely by accident, just because Twilight's THAT powerful; effectively the reaction would be equivalent of a twitching eye in anger is now closer to an open slap to the face, as it were.
You cannot defeat it, so you might as well join it.
>>36605158Fuck i hate /pol/ but goddamn, OP, that's spoken like a true globohomo
>>36605217very based psyop
>barbieshit
I don't have to defeat it, i just have to ignore it
>>36605272It will be hilarious when you end up addicted to the show and years from now you're gonna lie on this board and be like"B-b-b-but I was hyped for G5 all along I swear!">>36605271>Implying barbieshit is bad.G4, Monster High, Totally Spies, and Winx club are all barbie shit and they're good.
what is she reading /mlp/?
>>36605692>muh schizo conspiracies
>>36603973>what is she reading
>>36603973>what is she reading>>36605714
>>36604009She must be reading a manga, the pages are going from right to left.
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Bump.
>>36603277anyone have everything they're botting over?
You can give up on the bant banner. Bots are keeping you company and half of their power goes outside the banner (with higher cooldowns) while the remaining half is again split in two between cross and the surroundings yet you can't keep just the cross intact
>>36605563No, fuck you.
>>36605696Keep it up fren! Bots are surely getting tired by now ^:)
I was waiting for someone else to bring this back so I could start posting my shit but I guess it's up to me. If anyone's still lurking for this topic, here's the place to gather
>>36603185You actually have the flag? That's dedication.Hopefully the ponies can evacuate us all.
>>36603203HHad it custom made, worth every cent.poni must be protected at all costs
Have a bump. Can't say I like this thread, but I somehow don't want to see you die so quickly.
>>36603217pretty nice
>>36603217But who will protect us from the poni?
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36604890>Ah' gotta ask Auntie Pinkie about those cause she understands themPinkie will never understand her own prophs
Is the Chitty story close to dropping? We're so close to thread limit that I feel we might as well push to it if it won't today.
So we still getting Main Six Lab or is that the thread ender?
>>36605829You mean Main Six, KKA implied Chitty Story is coming after the Two Fight
>>36605841I'm trying to finish it, I'm a slow writer and I didn't have as much free time today as I thought, gonna try to speed it a bit and drop it within the hour.
>What is this?EWE is the next form of Waifu Wars. Instead of doing 4 leagues a year, we do a (mostly) weekly show with titles, feuds, and more characters involved. For those that don't know what WW is, we do simulated wrestling matches of MLP Characters on a wrestling game called Fire Pro World.>Really?Yes really, I enjoy having fun with it and doing it more often and actually doing more things sounded like a plus, so that's why the format has changed.>What replaces the League winners?Formerly the WW crowned 4 league winners, two elites and two babbies. Now the EWE employs several titles that the characters can fight for. Right now we have the Best Waifu Title, which is our top title, and is currently being determined in a 16 character tournament, consisting of all that would've been in the next Elites League.>When/Where do you do shows?Sundays at around 2PM Central is our Preshow(Which is currently making Yona the best Junior Heavyweight in New Japan Pro Wrestling), then at 3, we do the league at Twitch, at https://derpy.me/daVFb.>Why did you make a thread?To keep people informed, I guess. I got asked why there wasn't one, and I thought it wasn't needed, but if someone wants one, sure. Though I feel like we do things on too regular a basis now for it, so if it does get canned by mods and such, we'll not make another one.
Lasertron bump.
>>36603758Fuck me, forgot pic.
Bump
>>36603326Nothing is happening today. I'm retarded and can't read.Hasbro is hosting an investor event on the 25th Feb and year after year it's been the source of (usually) bad news and drama since this is the event where we get news about what they got in store for ponies.
>>36604795Ah.
Previous thread >>36408304>Shouldn't it be Ponies ON Earth?Yes, but PiE is tasty. The thread has had this name since 2012 and it helps convey that this is what you get when the formula for AiE is reversed.>Please explain.We ask what happens when one or more ponies (or changelings, or griffons, or something else) are placed in a setting where humans are the predominant species. How does one of those adapt to living in a society where they're the odd one out, and most items aren't designed for hooves?Beyond that, it's all the writer's choice!It can be anything between silly or grim, set in the far future or distant past, canon characters or OCs! Ponies could be as rare as bigfoot sightings or as common as next-door neighbors! Are humans friendly or skeptical of the new arrivals? Are they even new arrivals? Is the pony a creation of humans, as with Browser Ponies or Hassenfield Bioengineering? Is Anon around? Is he still a jackass?The door's wide open, so come on in!>I don't always see this thread on the board.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36604305>This message will self-destructGADGEEEET!
>>36604693The weird thing is that when that letter was given to Derpy, it wasn't ever going to explode.
>>36604305Full throttle cutie
>>36555228Do you guys have any good Nightmare Moon or Luna on earth stories? I've been feeling lonely as of late and hoping for something with my waifu.
>>36605791Don't know about any Luna stories, do we have any?
Previous thread: >>36400880Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags--AlexanderGrey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/3518 (Celestia, Luna, Cadance)https://ponepaste.org/4068 (RD)Magna Anon:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36604034Ah, I see we have a man of culture.
I'm at a crossroad right now. I've mentioned how I was going to include a moment where Pinkie will 'snap,' but I'm debating whether to do it during this little arc, or save it until later.I already have the last few major scenes planned out in my mind, so it's a matter of how soon we get there. Thoughts?
>>36604034A girl with a crush doesn't want "niceness and respect". Leading her on is just cruel if that's all you ever plan to give her.
>>36605707I think it might be more impactful if you do it later because the reader is more used to the nicer Pinkie and seeing her snap would be more shocking.
>>36605802What else is there to give her?
Will SHE return in g5?
>>36603280No and im glad they didnt reboot the show and the new g5 will be short living 3 seasons an its done for, then g6 will be a reboot of g4.
>>36603543Who mentioned Alicorns?
>>36603363This, she disappeared at the end of S3 without reason why would they bring her back now?
>>36603280>bri'ish DVD
>>36605823OI GUVWHERE'S YAR PONY LOICENSE EH
>mfw the "leaks" were actually fake and G5 looks a thousand times worse
>>36605715why yes I do browse the stallion thread, how could you tell?
>>36605733anon, you missed me too >>36605734
>>36605734That's gay
Shit which thread has the toothpaste posts in it
>>36604895So we don’t know whether these are leaks or are just fake.
Post hrse where it should not be
>>36605196Wait what? 2nd and 3rd world countries are notorious for abusing animals. Happens a decent amount in the 1st world too, but relatively not as frequently.
>>36605248Not disagreeing about third world shitholes, but saying "have you seen videos of trained horses? they were ABUSED!!!1!" sounds like PETA shit.
>>36605317They are though. Grab the whip, the plastic bag, 15 different kinds of bits, spurs, blinders, yell at the thing, don't talk to the thing, corner it, chase it, wrestle it if it's young, force it to jump even when it doesn't want to. Most horses are severely mistreated and rarely worked with. Most animals are. You don't even need to do half that shit these days, humans are just lazy and bad owners who more often than not don't want to work with their animal or don't explicitly operate with the animal's best interest in mind. You can break a horse's spirit by terrorizing the thing and it won't kick or do anything. It's like abused elephants and bears in the circus, they could easily kill their abuser but they don't because they're scared and uncertain.
>>36604995>humans need to ride them to make moneyDressage, jumping, hunting, racing, racking, trotting, pacing, all the stupid shit Hispanics do with those Peruvian pasos, and all the other types of equestrian sports are not necessary for humans.Humans, for the most part, do not need horses to survive, they're a luxury today, so this argument is void from the start.I know this is an anecdote, so it's not really worth anything, but I know plenty of ranchers that use ATVs and their dogs for everything they do with their cattle. Horses aren't a need anymore.>>36605401To be fair, I think a lot of that is being phased out with the boomers. Yeah I still see people using spurs and stuff, which isn't always bad (just depends on how it's being used), but I think there is great effort to move past old way of thinking with horses.At least in the West, in non-white countries it's still pretty archaic and repulsive with what they do to their animals.
>>36604995>be Mongol>you need your horse to live>take care of your horse and love itand>be random western capitalist>train your horse to run till exhaustion with no regards to its personal safety>sell its cum for $100,000 per mlYes I'm sure we really need to use horses in 99% of cases in modern society. So essential to modern civilisation.I'm not even going to touch on veganism - horses are not needed even for "normal" lifestyles because horse meat is taboo in most western countries already. You do not need horses to eat. Last time horse meat was widely sold in my country, it was because of some third world suppliers trying to scam a tiny extra profit margin off unsuspecting customers, and it was an international scandal that dragged every major supermarket chain and their suppliers through the mud.
Right Back Round Again EditionAll Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!Archives (green, thread, plus downloads): https://dazzlefan.club/Guides for Aspiring Writers:https://ponepaste.org/1661https://ponepaste.org/1659https://ponepaste.org/1658Art Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0Steam group:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Since the investor event is just going to be streamed on Vimeo, figured it might be >fun to have a watch party on ye olde cytube, so here you go.Was also thinking of streaming an hour of old pony videos before the investor event starts, so feel free to post pony videos you'd like to see (got a couple in mind already). Also feel free to suggest potential emotes and discuss anything else stream related.Another thread will be posted Thursday morning before the old pony vidoes start.Hope to see you there! Or not, it's understandable.>when should I be there?Feb. 25th at 10am ET (New York/Florida time), an hour earlier for pony videos>where it gonna be at?https://ponepaste.org/4122>wait what's all this stuff about g5?>slowpone.pngsee this post >>36584846 and >>36590973 to catch upalso some good info in this thread >>36581356Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36605503I'm interested to see if Wizards of the Coast has anything new.
>>36605292>14 hours left
>>36605629>>14 hours left
>>36605739>13 hours remains
>>36603411status quo, in perpetuum
