What is it about Wallflower that makes her so cute?
>>37293993Seething!
>>37293899Cute
>>37293899Oh shit, this is adorable
>>37292733She has perky tits.
Bon Bon/Sweetie Drops thread?
>>37291152That's the one
>>37290717Bonnie looks cute
>>37293881Lewd
>>37290791cool beans, though personally I wish there was more
"If you post it, they will come" editionLast thread: >>37080328AT THE TIME OF THIS POST, PONEPASTE IS DOWN. PPA estimates it will take weeks before the site is back up: >>37234339Welcome, we are the wild west of copycats & copyright infringement!>The BIG Green archive - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oRVzYT__ZrtEp1HdX8t_dZuy8_8qhUR_ziGspjuZDTk/edit#>Bootleg Pics archive - https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1r78zz2lXslL1JunYYS188jex5m9Nu9YQ?ths=true>Bootleg shorts collection - https://ponepaste.org/5037So, what makes for a bootleg? They can range from sci-fi to supernatural and everything in-between. Whether it's new OCs or based off ponies we know, Earth, Equestria or another world anything goes.The bargain bin brings a ton of freedom, while some find a niche of defective products, others are just as real as any other pony, or may even push the limits of what knockoffs can be!Ready to give a pony a chance when things aren't quite right with her? Then a bootleg waifu might be for you.Newly binned shortsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37294095Anon knew that ass when he was a lad. To be honest there was no other path for him. Unless another mare came by with... similar proportions.
>>37294195Well the Pies and Apples /are/ distantly related, after all.
>>37294485Works for me.
>>37295221>The way they swing that thing.
>>37294195>Anon knew that ass when he was a ladBut did he get to *know* that ass when he was a lad? I'm thinking not.
ITT: We rewrite "winter wrap-up", one word at a time. I'll start:Three
>>37294170MY ZIGGA
>>37294170Tanks for the laugh
>>37294170YOU MISSED AUSCHWITZ AT THE END!Joking, that’s fucking great man
>>37294170Was expecting 15.aiThis is better. Thanks.
>>37294170Tried to match up the words best I could. Nice vocals man. https://u.smutty.horse/mcgautakxnt.wavAlso, everyone, there's still half a song left.
Actually remembering to number the thread edition.>Previous thread:>>36990641>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37293412>No super-strength but you should’ve remembered you have super-endurance.>It’s not everypony that can pull an all-nighter-every-nighter!>Still, you should probably keep off it, anyway.>Pushing one of the doujin off the blanket with you, you get onto your three good hooves and plod over to the kitchen.>Hmm, the pot’s just about half full so it should be okay for a bit longer. At least until Anon gets home and then he can handle emptying it.>Click-clack.>Your ears quickly swivel about to the source of the noise - the door to the apartment!>It creaks loudly as it swings open and standing on the other side of the doorway is your (incredibly wet looking) human roommate.>Wow, you haven’t seen him look that pissed since the time you almost destroyed the kitchen by trying to cook your own ramen.>That was the only instance you needed to convince yourself that cooking was best left to ponies willing to lower themselves to doing it for a living.>And Anon.>Who didn’t work at something like that, anyway, he was…>”Hey, Floorb.”>You still bristle a bit at that stupid nickname he gave you and yeah, you had to keep reminding him to quit it but he still slipped up sometimes.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37289262>Twilight never thought she'd be going on a quest to SAVE the Everfree Forest, but here she is, in Manehatten, accompanied by her friends to find the foremost expert of foliage in Equestria.>If there's any one who can reverse the strange wilting sickness that has overtaken the Everfree- a wellspring of natural magic that actually nourishes the surrounding land for hundreds of miles- it's this elusive FB.>"I know I've been to this part of the city before," comments Rainbow Dash as she rubs her chin.>"Why would you ever have a need?" Rarity asks.>"Not sure, I know I'm forgetting something.">"Well, it's probably not important," Twilight says as she follows the directions giving to her by the Head of Horticulture of Equestrian Affairs. "We need to focus on the mission.">"But it's really nagging me..." she mumbles.>"Eventually, they come upon a strange sight.>A rundown apartment building that has ponies with potted plants coming in and out of the front doors.>"Hey! I remember now! I came here years ago when my sister first moved in. I wonder how Floor Bored is doing?">Floor Bored?>FB?>Twilight rubs her temple, wondering if things just got more or less difficult.
>>37293970Cheers, mate! I'm trying to avoid falling into replying to every comment someone leaves but they're all really appreciated.
Lunas posterior is of great interest to me.
>>37296013What a tiny ass.
>>37296013
In the past it was very common for ponies to have their own "spike" (especially in the upper class).That's why dragons are harsh with ponies and G4 Spike is seen as weak and pathetic by other dragons.
I don't remember G1 Spike being a servant, he was just the ponies' friend and kind of a dumb child.
>>37295987In Spike's first episode he's a servant to Tirac. Afterwards he's regarded as a friend to the ponies, and of course in G4 he's considered to be Twilight's brother/assistant.
>>37295987He was more about servicing ponies than serving them.
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37295782>Spalt is better jacked than Spike isWe went wrong somewhere
>>37295782OMAKE>AUJ"Altwi"~~~>DANG IT TWI! COME OUT OF THERE!"NUH!">COME OUT AH' SAID!"NUH UH!">TWI!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37295782OMAKE>Alt-Delight"Spalt"~~~>I called it, you can in fact, take more punches."...did she punch me?">..."...">Son of a...
Omake>Alt-Delight"Altwi"~~~>Why are you like this? WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!"I never got the D.">...Didn't I try-"I didn't want it from you!">...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37296024"I didn't want it from you!">Well then who DID you want it from!?"...">...dear Faust no-"I made Fluttershy give him so much anime and HE NEVER TOOK THE HINT! HOW ARE STALLIONS SO THICK!?">Alright I am no longer on team "Save Twilight" and have moved to team "Just burn it all down we've had enough"
Previous Thread: >>36958753Show Vinyl some love by posting cute pics, as well as greens.Vinyl Pastebin Collection-http://pastebin.com/u/Two_EchoVinyl Greens-Vinyl Scratch x Neon Lightshttp://pastebin.com/YwsptLtFWubs From Vinyl (Anon x Vinyl)http://pastebin.com/TvHbH1xEFuck You (Anon x Vinyl)http://pastebin.com/Eq11meSGVinyl gets a ride from AnonComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37292229Source?
>>37293338https://derpibooru.org/images/2661086
>>37292229>Anon! It's 4pm, time for your daily wooba milkiesYES DEAR OH MY GOD YES FINALLY
>>37294848https://youtu.be/DczHdNwooY4
Wub milk time
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>>37295933>>37295922>>37295802>even when getting the ol' lickaroo Luna is still a virgin
>>37295940>Impregnate Luna>Foal is revered as the holy messiah and the daughter of God, since Permavirgin Luna still remains a sexless virgin even after you fuck her several times, making your daughter's birth be considered immaculate conception
>>37295967Pone Jesus by technicality
>>37295940Well she didn't score before going on the moon, too edgy. She didn't score on the moon, too alone. She didn't score after the moon, too out of touch. Then (you) come along and wanna frick the 1000+ year old virgin. Imagine thinking that the princess has ti have had at least one coltfriend in the past thousand years, only learn of her virginity from her freckles spelling it out for you in her crotchI'd cry too if that were me
Alright I gotta know, what is considered as the best RGRE story? Not subjectively, but what is objectively the best RGRE work of fiction out there??
"It's Working Time, Darling!" EditionEnjoy all about our favorite fashonist A bunch of comfy short greens:https://a.pomf.cat/glqfki.txtYoutube Playlist of Rarity Songs:https://derpy.me/8p85tSpotify Playlist:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6kvY9tAjx2nkhvTCNtfs8x?si=08e1bf6d9cd74d96&nd=1Previous Thread: >>37090818
>>37294778Cute
>>37294102there better be a version of this with Rara blushing
Is there a Rarity version of the "not doing hurtful things to your waifu" chart?
I LOVE RARITY A LOT
I rarely see this character talked about here that much outside of memes. Not even any longstanding devoted threads to her. Any specific reasons why?
>>37294280It helps that /mlp/ can give her more personality... Actually now that I think about it most of the time we're giving all the characters more personality.
All she did was give us a cool brother and a weird daughter. What are we supposed to talk about? She's good for throwing, I guess.
>>37294537yeah, but sexy personality mostly cuz of middle aged coomers so eh, at least we get any personality at all for her.
>>37294570it's not all sexy stuff though, she's can be an airhead that constantly annoys Anon with her antics. Stuff like breaking in to his house every week to raid his fridge and sending pizza's (which she has yet to pay for) to his door. Thats just surface level stuff, some other Anons have tried to make her interesting and unique too.
Bump
A thread dedicated to ponies/humans who love you (maybe a little too much).PromptDoc:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1L_BKQaWsnrWafATRXDFx7HBEUC-yN1mrT8F6OP_63NU/editThread template:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jr_zYQp1ZyMsfsivKyIrMxuUKn2fNtDM2-vcgOGHDuo/editfirst time making a thread
10's a little low.
This thread needs more pics. Requesting yandere Celestia if you have them.
>>37294896>Anon dreaming about whatever bullshit humans dream about>In comes Twilight crying and yelling about something>Queue Anon visionDream Anon is going to get Awake Anon fucking killed bro
>>37294896why is she crying
>>37294896What's the best sort of yandere?
Post blue spandex shorts girlPrevious Thread:>>37276495
>"Hey! Watch where you're going jerk!">"Have some respect for the best athlete in the school!">"Aren't you going to help me up?"
>>37293170Left is super cute
MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEIR KIND SPIRITS I LOVE THEIR SNOWPITYS I LOVE THEIR SCRITCHABLE EARS MARES MARES MARES MARES
>>37293749i don't care for the memei just like the excitement around mares and posting maresmares are cutemares are life
>>37291120>>37291132>>37291991I need more of this delicious mare
>10
>ywn take care of a sick mare and cover her in feel-better kisses
