>It's a slow day>You're just making waffles and suddenly there's a knock at your door>You take the pan off the heat"Hold on!" you yell>There's an awkward blue pony at your door, shuffling around"Hey, anon, you haven't been paying your royal taxes... I was going through your file and you are late! Since we are friends, I thought I would let you know of this mistake right away.>Christ, it's the autistic blue one>This is all you needed>All you really want is waffles>Wait, maybe you can kill two birds with one stone"Come in, Luna. Do you like... waffles?""I do!""Good, because I'm making some! I'll be happy to share, I was making extra to freeze for later.">She sits at your kitchen tableComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35581690>letting shitty smelly humans influence your view on poniesPeak autism.
>>35581690This is one of the most retarded posts I’ve ever seen. If you can’t separate 2 autists with a pony then you’re long gone
>>35581690Why did you come here to shit up my thread with dumb Derpibooru autism, for real? A tiny quest oneshot, instead of the TWO general threads you could have used.>Princess Luna smiles"Well, I admit, I came here knowing fully well you'd pay the tax if you could. I was hoping perhaps I could pay *you* to take me to a royal function soon. Celestia has no end of suitors but, alas, my reputation procedes me and no one has asked for my company. Since I quite enjoy yours, I was hoping you would be agreeable. Plus, there is that matter of the time you might have violated the royal bathrooms while visiting the castle...">Is she blackmailing you?>Yes, she is>She smiles at you smugly while eating her waffle, knowing that you can't reject her or she'll tell your awful sin with the plushy and the bathroom. No one must ever know your shame>Do you agree to go with her or tell her to fuck off and respect you first?
>>35582040How does one violate the bathroom? I don't think you can rape an inanimate object.>Do you agree to go with her or tell her to fuck off and respect you first?Let's go with her and have some fun. Also why did you ignore the "taxation is theft and violates the NAP" response?
>>35582040Agree to her proposal and try to put the moves on her. I'm sure being her consort would have its financial benefits.
>What the hay?Simple.Step 1: Find a comic on Derpi.Step 2: Use https://fifteen.ai/ or PPPV colabStep 3: ???Step 4: Profit.>Any examples?https://files.catbox.moe/8y24tv.webmhttps://derpibooru.org/images/2353013https://derpibooru.org/images/2332573https://derpibooru.org/images/2323578>Fine faggot, I will do it. Spoonfeed me.See the steps upthere.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35576017Nice, thanks a lot!
>>35576017Great!Thank you for all your work Clipper, the project wouldn't be the same without you.
>>35576017very nice
>>35574853>>35575689You are anon.You are a very unique and special anon.Trust on yourself!
kkerbump
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>>35582005Same
>>35580953GO ON BACK HOME FAKE GAMER BOYAlso more sunset comfy stream when?
>>35581676I'm already liking it. Please continue.>>35581853What this >>35581861 Anon said. You're off to a good start. I'm looking forward to reading more.>>35582005I'm still hoping someone writes an A on x Fem-Tirek green. I would but I lack the time & skill.
>>35582253I think the writefag will come back later today, everyone is at work/college right now
>>35581676I like.Like >>35581707 said, it's a little light on RGR elements, but you can work with it.Your Anon is bothered by the lack of access to a kitchen. This is likely a result of not having access to something he's accustomed to, but you could play it off as a minor influence of the reality-hopping he's been doing. We could say that the RGR is kind of passively enforced by some sort of fundamental logic of the worlds he's been to. Not quite mind control, but enough to make what bothers him, and what satisfies him change a bit, and for minor things that bug him to bug him a lot more than he'd normally expect.So you have an Anon who is originally from Normal Gender Roles world. He gets sent to Equestria. World magic passively starts pressuring his mind, but he mostly resists it. He then gets sent to EQG RGR world. World magic again slightly messes with his head as his body, mind, and soul is reconstituted on the other side. He is less resistant to this change this time because he was already stressed from the first transition. Also, the Equestria world he was in might have already been RGR. Without normal gender roles to refer to, he could very well have been gradually acclimating to this already, and only noticed his change when he was put back into a "human" world with an environment that was more familiar to him.
Welcome to Dadonequus! Where the premise is about a human brought to Equestria by Discord himself, in order to fulfill an ulterior motive. However, this can be adapted depending on what the writer has in mind!Enjoy stories more in tune to the show!We usually refrain from any lewd or edgy themes/tones. So come in and experience some of the greatest stories with some of the most apathetic readers on the board!Are you a newfag? Below are pastebins of stories currently in the making with a synopsis on each one. See which one suits your interests and give it a read!Any inactive greens can be found in the archive link with a library of stories.Please feel free to comment, discuss, and give writers feedback! And don't be afraid to create art or start your own story!All Stories / Archive:Archive of stories:(https://pastebin.com/RiguRjdMActive Writers:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!
>>35575372maybe he is the cause why everbody are on shrooms
>>35580227That's gonna be the twist, isn't it? Because that would be the laziest, cheapest, lame attempt to pretend anything about Pony Life made sense, even if it is only by being disinterested in making sense. Shroomcord didn't seem to be enjoying himself much, though. Wanna take a little nibble of his shroom face? He's all yours, friend. I'm content with the ol' outdated FiM Discord. But so are you, too. ^;) Nibble the Shroom.
Mornin boop
>>35581720friday boop!
>"Hey check it out, that guys staring at you Pinkie.">"Go over and talk to him."
>>35575002I admit the Eqg character design was on point, especially the comics by pencils
>>35579188One of the best artists in the fandom
>>35559190Nice
>>35579904I want a new comic.
>>35579904>pie>314thats clever
Post your favorite milfs from the show
No idea if she's a mom or just has mombod but damn
>>35576479If you don't want something, don't ask for it.
>>35574534
>>35580997Hell yeah, she was already cute before but when she lets her hair down UNF
What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. The top half is mostly human, the bottom is from pony mom (or pony dad). This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.>What about other species?The show had quite a few different intelligent species by season 8, 'everycreature' and all. Pick your poison, but /mlp/ is mainly into ponies.>What is the world/characters/personalities & attributes?The most common setting is one or multiple Anons in Equestria. Most of the established characters are in the list below, the personalities mostly vary from green to green. Just ask the thread about common headcanons.Satyrs by Parent: https://pastebin.com/d7T2GaDkStory by Parent: http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5Author List: http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECqSearchable Archive:http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyrDiscord:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
bup
>>35575898Woah, thay was the worst shit that i have ever reedAwesome
>>35577262Future CEO of Apple(s).
Alright thread, I'm going to cut you a deal. You tell me which satyr or satyrs it is slinging ketamine downtown and maybe I talk to the DA about extenuating circumstances. I hear the kids are calling it "Special K" these days.
>>35581885>I talk to the DAWho do you think it is overseeing the manufacturing of the stuff?
Pony life Equestria Girls when?
>>35575238>>35577148>>35577247>>35579408>>35580983>>35581018>>35581120>>35582218>>35581029pedos, go back to /mlpg/
>>35581076Each episode will be two minutes long. All of the Mane 6 are in frame for the entire duration. They do nothing but crying in anguish, screaming in pain, for the two minutes. Each episode is titled for the source of their wails.Celestia DiesSpike Has Raped RarityThe Grand Galloping Gala Has Been CanceledTwilight Accidentally Murdered A Hooker In Las Pegasus
>>35582218>40 kg
>>35577175Looks better than Equestria Girls, too.
>>35582306Does anyone have the picture?
This is it, the end of ponySHOW ME YOUR WARFACES
>>35576778
>>35577318Nigger, they hate Woot as much as they hate Dilarus. Derpi is doing a perfectly good job shooting themselves in the foot, no need to embellish.
>>35580660Probably feeding the engine to make sure that this trainwreck gonna end with a boom
>>35579913stinky pp
Moon-day pastebin: https://pastebin.com/He5X50m6Previous thread: >>35370768Moon phases (times in EST):First Quarter: June 28 4:15 AMFull Moon: July 5 12:44 AMThird Quarter: July 12 7:29 PMNew Moon: July 20 1:32 PMFirst Quarter: July 27 8:32 AMFull Moon: August 3 11:58 AM
>>35582078Why do people draw ponies with fangs? This is a beautiful picture but horses are herbivores for the most part why would they need fangs?
>>35582172Residual from NMM.
>>35582172maybe because these are not your usual horses?
>>35582172I like to imagine Luna has a bit of bat pony in her, by nature of her association with night and darknessJust my headcanon though
Post sick tunes, please.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78xJDyDBPXU
>>35577759you beat me to the one song I was gonna posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXT-Y3w523A
>>35571828Love it when an old song like that sounds instantly familiar, even if it's been years since I've last heard it. Thanks OP. Also, more analog stuff please.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YJezKSJ8Uo
>>35571828the 4everfreebrony version is better my manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWBobNGI2no
>>35571828Twiggles!https://youtu.be/iQu_6BEH5Oothis whole album is tops
>>35582143>>35571900Changeling theme?https://youtu.be/diY2nFv9LRM
Fish Full of Color EditionAll Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!Thread Archive v2: https://pastebin.com/J9Q3r785Green/Story Archive v2: https://pastebin.com/aXsg1jmEArt Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0For aspiring writers:http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJthttp://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpXhttp://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35580848Really I try to hold myself back because I feel like arguing my point of view in a place like this is pointless, and I should just focus that energy into writing and voice my opinions through that. But like I said, sometimes I can't help myself.
>>35575904Hot take: they create their own husbendo. Or husbendos.>"So how he'll be...">"He's got to be tall!">"Yeah, and handome.">"Got it.">"And have a huge member.">"Ew, you're the worst!">"N-no you..." she turns away moping>"Do you have any idea how big the heart must be, and the ribcage, to allow for space? The cardiovascular load must be immense.">"H-he'd have broader shoulders.">"That's not only it. I told you to stop watching these videos. They're using props. Do you have any idea how painful -">"Someone's talking from experience I see.">"Pffhehehe.">"That's it! No homunculus!"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35580501This is a feature. I have one interpretation, I read others' take on it, and depending on the merit of the post, I add to it or call the other anon names.
>>35581547The only way to do it.
>>35581543I feel like Im missing a joke here
This little crippled bitch has had it too good for too long. It's time we brought back Scootabuse.
>>35578068Ah man this one hurts more then most. One thing to have someone hate you and dedicate time and effort to making you miserable but having someone be completly apathetic and uncaring like that usually ends up hurting more in cases like this. Very well done writing this one!
>>35578824>Not going to happen, on the account that they aren't delusions.>You spread your hooves out wide as you break into a gallop on what must be a 65 degree angle.>You'd never be able to do this if you weren't an earth pony, the physical strain would probably kill you.>It isn't easy in your current state, but, as you expected, your insane fucking maneuver has discouraged any would-be chasers.>With a crack that you discover quickly is the keratin of your left forehoof breaking, you hit the canyon floor.>Motherfucker...>You can still walk, but it'll be a pain.>You feel a sharp poke in your side and see a dart.>You hurriedly pull it out, but whatever its payload is has already been delivered. >Fuckfuckfuck...>You suck on the point of contact and pull out a bit of something foul-tasting, which your immediately spit out.>You redouble your efforts to get out of sight.>As long as they can't find you when they get an extraction team down here, you're golden.>Just as long as...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35579014There is interest from me! Mental institution stories are a favorite, I've had one of my own in mind for months (but yet to be written down).>>35578068Dash is a bastard! Good stuff.
>>35516653i-is anon gonna be alright guys?
>>35579014I'd love to see more as well. Was locked in one for a bit myself and was some of the worst months of my life so always a nail biter reading any stories about being trapped in one of those again.
How'd she get so pretty?>Previous thread https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35233653>Lyrathread and green archive. https://pastebin.com/2iv7mQpw
My friend drew a Lyra.
>>35580582cute lyra, based friend.
>>35580582What a smug Lyra
>>35580657>>35582202Check your tins of oats, Anons. She's making that face again.
I tried making a simple animation and Lyra got to be the guinea pig. The end result is pretty rough and the full res version hurts my eyes if I stare at it for too long but oh well, I had fun making it. And isn't that what art is supposed to be.
>>35578039It should be coming maybe this year or later
>>35578039There's also Ukrainian dub now if that helps.
