"You will become sluttier! You WILL become sluttier!"Check out our new slutty story archive!https://ponepaste.org/6295Previous Slutterfuge: >>40864233
>>41057875Sex rituals are underrated
oc sluts
>>41058518I wanna kiss that cute sexy tummy~!
>>41059460>She’s really just a teaser when she streams live on twitch about basic bitch stuff but has simps donating>Makes at most 3K per month from streaming, it’s barely enough to pay the bills>Suddenly an excessively rich simp offers millions of dollars for her to strip nude on livestream and finger herself for the camera then get banned for itIs she slutty enough?
;)
He should have been the sixth cast member. He completes the group dynamics.
>>41058985When g5 is over, analysists are going to notice how Sprout was wasted
>>41012020Imagine watching the rest of the series before the movie only to see this fucking background pony playing such a large role. God, they did him SO dirty.
>>41024678I remember people being hyped about his potential engineering skills, as there was faint evidence of him designing the mech he rode.
>>41005765They actually gave him an offer to complete the M6, but he knew how much of a shitpile the rest of the series would become so he declined.
>>41059624He has a good agent
Whatever happened to the Yandere General?
>>41057755Thank god Anon has somepony like her looking out for him, he literally got scammed by FlimFlam. Her getting rid of that paper was for the best
>>41058593all his socials are abandoned so who knows now
>>41057755Now I'm wondering Moonie finding out what Anon is is the worse case scenario.
>>41059561Honestly I don't think that would be the worse case scenario. The worse case scenario would be her learning that he intends to leave her as soon as he can, and that he was using her the entire time towards that end. She already feels massive resentment due to the betrayal of her old friend, imagine how much worse it will be once she learns of this new one.
>>41057755It was nice of her to get permission first before burning the note.
Previous Thread: >>40804894Show Vinyl some love by posting cute pics, as well as greens.Vinyl Pastebin Collection-http://pastebin.com/u/Two_EchoA collection of Vinyl stories-https://ponepaste.org/user/TiredAsShitIndividual Vinyl Greens-Wubs From Vinyl (Anon x Vinyl)http://pastebin.com/TvHbH1xEFuck You (Anon x Vinyl)https://ponepaste.org/8191Vinyl gets a ride from AnonComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
New cyberwubhttps://files.catbox.moe/tmeael.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/myhv6m.pngFutahttps://files.catbox.moe/4pkhd1.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/1v5ips.pngQM I need more green pls
>>41057939>>41058468qts
Pizza timehttps://files.catbox.moe/y0684z.webm
Sudden attraction continues.Previous thread:>>40826102
>>41057166This is a rad style
>>41057642It's nice to make her happy.
bump
>>41058768
appul
Best Filly EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>40913777Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Ex Waifu Ex Machinahttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewYouTube playlist:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053898
>>41059603looks like she could use a hug
Last time on No More Heroes:>After raiding Nocturne's room you set up the little surprise for Winter, which you both thoroughly enjoy>Afterwards, Nocturne and Nickle arrive and after getting Junkrat you head over to a Kirin spa to get pampered>You and Nocturne chat with the staff a bit as they do their work before they take the two of you to the Onsen to relax.You can also catch up here: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40704190/#40704190
>>41058994I should be able to find them, thanks for... All this. >>41059033Seconding.
>>41059033>>41059462You smile back at her, embarrassed but appreciative."Thanks, I hope..."You then glance over your shoulder at Nocty, and then the guys, Nocturne just smiling at you while the guys look at you curiously, your tail swishing but otherwise quite slack. You squeak a bit as you continue."I should be able to find them later, thanks for... All this. Gonna have to come again sometime.""And I'll be happy to work with you again if you do."You hold up a claw for a hoofbump, which Bay Leaf accepts before you make your way back to the others. With that, the five of you go back to the van and climb inside, Winter looking back at all of you as you buckle up."Is there anywhere any of you want to go before we head back home?" Winter asks.What do you do?
>>41059840We open our beak, before shutting it again.'I want to see Oak, but showing up empty clawed right after walking out of a spa is the worst time for it. I'll grab him a Codex, so he at least has something. What else could I get him?'We sit and ponder for a bit.Can't remember how long it has actually been, but visiting Oak is long overdue
>>41059840I was planning on going out and doing something with Nocty, though I'm not sure if we settled on doing that today. I also kinda want to go check up on Oak, but that's something I can handle on my own.>>41059873Yeah, good idea. Agreed.
Stopping for the night.Have a good night or day!
Previous thread:>>40946772Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
>SCP-128>Containment Class: Safe-Thaumiel>Harm Potential: Extreme>Morale Disruption Potential: Extreme>Special Containment Procedures>SCP-128 is to be entrusted to the care of Chief Humanologist Silver Spoon(1) when not in use. Checkouts are permitted with the following, descending priority: Mobile task forces may requisition the device on the understanding that they will be responsible for ensuring Ms. Spoon's safety in the field. Researchers with level 2 clearance may request a guided test at Ms. Spoon's convenience; researchers with level 3 clearance and written consent of their testfriends may request a shuffle test.(2)>SCP-128-A is a critical aspect of SCP-128's utility, and is kept in the level 4 armory and deployed only at the request of a level 4 security officer, O5 simple majority, or Ms. Spoon herself.>Description>SCP-128 refers to a smooth glassy black tablet, approximately the size of a filly's fetlock. Attached to it by wire are a set of removable earplugs. Upon holding down the small button on the side for 2 seconds, the device will come to life and display a list of options in Anglish. These various options direct the device to pull from an internal library of music, art and movies. When a piece is selected, it will be replayed in perfect recollection; either out loud from the tablet, or through the earplugs if the wire is attached. Upon first waking, the device will always have its rolodex set such that simply pressing the middle button twice will order a continuous, random selection from its music library.(3) When used to play thematically appropriate music out loud, SCP-128 is capable of initiating a Heartsong Dance Trance with near-certainty(4)>SCP-128-A refers to a large microphone-like assembly, the size and shape of a large salt shaker. When both the assembly and main tablet are powered on, and the operator inputs the correct sequence on the tablet, the tablet will say out loud "Bloo-toof Kon-ek-tid." At this point, the tablet will direct its audio through the microphone, at much higher volume and quality, until powered off or the reversal sequence is input.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41059866>Look, They're Wrestling!lmao
>Ponies can understand anything if it's in musical form>No words, just the feeling>Before the adoption of Modern Norwhinnyan, all diplomatic envoys had to include a minstrel and backup dancers specially trained to incorporate political pantomiming into their routines.>You never knew if you'd need to pirouette into pointing at a contested point on a map, get a bunch of ponies to throw goods and coins around, or, heavens forbid: perform the Eyebrow Waggle of 'Hey, My Son Could Boink Your Daughter And We'd Call It Even' to negotiate political marriages>The laws of F'Realpolitik were as deadly as they were complex; even cracking a note could be interpreted as a veiled call to your guards>Even today, users of translation spells experience the meaning as a song rather than rote translation
>>41059866Ok what the fuck, did Anon fuck Silver Spoon?
>>41059964No?If you're referring to Look, They're Wrestling, that's when Silver Spoon set up the random video player and the poor testfren was exposed to... 3 women and a midget making foals
Give cute NEETs a home edition.Previous: >>40915942>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!• Much, much more!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Aff nein.
>>41057876Lets hope they don't watch a movie with a kissing seen.Vee will get all squirmy.
>>41057876~ ~ ~>"...Can penguins actually talk? Or do taxes?">You scratch your chin."I uh... I don't know? Where I come from that'd be a no brainer, but uh- but Equestria's weird and I'm pretty sure I've seen a rat give me a dirty look once...">Vee lifts herself up slightly, looking a little spooked.>"A rat? There- there aren't any rats here, right?""At my old place, not here.">"Oh, good..." Vee sinks back into your embrace, her eyes still transfixed on the business penguins waddling about."So why'd you pick this one? Doesn't seem your style.">"I have a style?""Well... it's just that you usually go for something a little more action-like and dramatic.">She leans back into your arm and lifts her head to stare up at you.>"Sometimes I just wanna relax, you hear? Chillin' out with my hooves out or... something?">"I'm pretty sure your hooves are very much *not* out right now."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41059965You think she has a legit character sheet?
A thread dedicated to the lovely catbirbs and griffon gfs/bfs.Griffonbros wake up!>Previous Thread (Apr 2024)>>41002065 >ai griffon gfs (https://beta.character.ai/)Gilda: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=1vG3HI9DR_N8KM7eI7mXjH5I-d0zWDddb4ztXNjcAPwGabby: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=p5QXxLOFdx5okCH4okBzLbFLDsIWptG_mUHdWhq8RkEGallus: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=YDupJR9lajtxjhF64R2bWcQMRGyOEtvU5Os6vhXEdEQSilverstream: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=9NfWEjdjN0a-HOYzQUEtko0Y7CqNVPcQiTGYC1o0tqE>Gilda Green Archive (Last Updated: 21/4/2023)https://ponepaste.org/5626Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41058793Gimme Moore for me
what are your thoughts on hippogriffs are they honorable GGFs too?
How can a griffon be so handsome?
>>41059339Yes.
>>41058793Yep
I love this kirin!
>>41058152>stallion is the only one that doesn't look upwhat did he mean by this?
Save the Kirin!
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Romanceless youth!ITT: Disgustingly cute Yellowquiet, Cleaning out your bookshelves, Realizing plot creation is hard, World Book Day, Telepathic fic recommendations, Having a fetish for cucking Spike, Capturing ideologies, Minimalist cover art, Several hundred words of descriptive asshole fingering, Twilight takes over Equestria via mass-organization, Absolutely glacial days, Recognizing story numbers, Polygamy and ceaseless slaughter, Mimicking Garth Ennis' trademark writing style, Hardboiled pony naming, Jealousy becomes authors!, Where Only Books Club, Witnessing anon's wordcount, Robbing Trixie, Prologue skipping, Literal interpretations of art, WDYEWTS?, Seeing what we're all writing, Displaced drug trips, Contractions, /fimfic/ must LIVE, Baking a story for 10 years, Showering in ideas, proving that you have good taste, and new stories becoming massively popular.>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe sixty-sixth book is 'The Witless':https://www.fimfiction.net/story/532616/If (You) want to participate, read up to (and also) chapter 10, 'The Pony Who Isn't Suspicious Is Suspicious' by the 12th.On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors forgetting that brevity is key? Fed up with 10k inner monologue chapters? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41059495Your struggles will bleed into your garbage which will make it more interesting. Remember: there is no such thing as a mentally well artist. I am totally serious for real.
>>41059520https://www.fimfiction.net/story/548013/sunset-shimmer-crumple-horned-snorkack
>>41059537>Same author as Sharing the NightWhat the fuck?
>>41059578No idea, but it's another good "Sunset goes to Hogwarts" fic aside from Magic Mirror, so I'll take it
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/538586/beyond-the-veil-of-sleepJust realized it finished. Anyone confirm if it's good or not? It's high on my read list given it has the exact same premise as Conviction but isn't a deadfic.>>41059499>HermioneFor a second, I thought Hailey Anon finally got his fix.
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>>41059258I just wanted some accessories for my pony
8 on sandbox
We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had mares, we had a serb, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, snoofed sand, and had as much mare as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man! If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now!
>>41059819steam moment
Y'all are so greedy like the jews, won't even share the pac3 stuff, freaking fags
Exiting hibernation.Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.That's the prompt that started it all. So what's this thread about? It's about Anon bringing human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight. Although, that's not necessarily the prompt you need to follow if writing is what you desire.Remember not to save anything of value on pastebin, use ponepaste.orgHave a broken pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inThread Story List (outdated):https://poneb.in/XKLNjAAxActive stories from the last thread (#91):Untitled. Robot ponies don't know they are robots and they are trying to reach space.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41058389Looks like it'd be real easy to bait Celestia into an online scam.
>>41057224Just hope no one else is in the pool
