Post blue spandex shorts girl.Previous Thread:>>38626259
>>38629555blessed butt.I go out for 5 minutes and she dies
I haven't watched MLP since season 3 of FiM, and I haven't come to this board for years.Should I start watching again?How have things changed?
>>38629803x or y site being shittier doesnt mean people being hateful of others on a board about a show teaching the magic of friendship any less ironic in a sad way.i still browse this shitty site but the mane 6 would get along with the average /an/ or /diy/ poster but most of the people posting on /mlp/ outside of the "i love x pony post pony" theeads would be literal villains
>>38629798>Pixiv shadowblocks TORWhat does this mean? I know what TOR is, my brother has mantioned it. It's a browser for visiting the dark web, right?How is Pixiv "shadowblocked"?
>>38629269Watch up to S5, if you can still stand it then keep going but it keeps getting worse the further you go.
>>38629321many of us recently... not sure why... something is in the air... and it smells like mare
>>38629986When you have IP of TOR exit node, Pixiv does not let you login, it displays some fake error screen. All other IPs work just fine.>It's a browserlol
>villain is evil because..... he's... red.
red and green are the worst colours for a pony
>>38626828He's also wanted in the YouTube series
>>38628714Wholeheartedly disagree
>>38629061TyT happens when? Does it happen before or after MyM? I'm guessing before because of the "housing arrangements. MyM mentions Maretime Bay Day but they don't get to celebrate Maretime Bay Day. All they're doing is planning for it. The game actually takes place during Maretime Bay Day. So who knows? Maybe Sprout does play a part at the end of the special.
>>38628619Sprout sounds more like a veggie than a meat
/thread
>>38628965No, I meant that forgetting about the macguffin up until it was needed almost the an entire season later is shitty writing. Rarity is already tied into the central conflict via being one of the Element-bearers.
>>38628836That has to be my favorite thread on this board.
>>38629353>g5Disgusting
bumping thread
>>38629353>g5Awesome
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>38629368Seriously, they had no idea anything was off, she wasn’t even disguised…
>>38629414NC>18"42"~2~~~>...did she just drain us?"Looks like it. You know, from the floor I'm staring at. I did not miss this."~Hey guys, what'cha doin' down there?~>YOU ARE GROUNDED, MISSY!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>38629584I knew she was too cute
>>38629735Cute enough to get away with murder?
>>38629775Absolutely
>"What do you mean you don't like me?!"
>>38629357WhatA yell?
>>38626380>>38626549>>38626557Tell your tale: “Mic check”>You don’t want to be here, and you couldn’t make it more obvious.>Be Anon. Yup. Anon in fucking equestria. Modern equestria. As in social media is a thing here. >UGH.>Long gone are the days of sun, fun, fresh baked goods permeating airspace with the smell of buttered bread, and musical numbers breaking out in the grassy roads of ponyville, no->You feel your side get nudged, breaking your more welcome internal monologue.>Sunny smiles at you, cocking an eyebrow.>She doesn’t say anything, but you wouldn’t hear her anyway. Pipp is onstage(the worst one), performing some gay pop song, that you tuned out long ago. If not for that bomb ass “T.E.A” Sunny gave you to accompany her, you’d be having fun with Hitch, and Sprout kneeling on Zebra necks->”Thank yoooou Maretime Baaaaay!”>Pipp blows kisses to a cheering crowd. The music is done. Thank god.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>38629811go on...
>>38629811>You stand up, weaving through a field of jealousy, and frustration at your preferential treatment all the way up the stairs to the stage.>Pipp kindly adjusts the mic stand for you with her best shit-eating grin.>You return an exaggerated one back.>”Okay! Now tell everypony why you LOVE MEEEE!”>Okay. Sure.>You look out at the crowd, and lick your lips.>Sunny is furiously micro-shaking her head.“I don’t love you. I think you’re a Zoomie, smartphones addicted slut.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GrEJ0ccLDII>Pipp stares at you wide-eyed and slack jawed.>Sunny facehoofs.>It’s so quiet, you can hear a pin drop.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mF7lbxPJb60>Pipp starts to sweat.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>38629927fucking majestic anon
last >>38518556ITT: Let's explore any and all sorts of ideas for the underutilized and under-developed Shadowbolts from Equestria Girls.---Completed Stories:Treating Miss Sweet by ChurroAnon- https://pastebin.com/7r8iCJ2U---Ongoing Stories:To Listen (Part 1) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbLGame of Headphones (Part 2) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>38617997Perfect way to break Dashie into submission
>>38627563Nice
>>38627230There should be a mod in fallout with eqg characters including this reference
>>38629015
>>38629484Isn’t there already?
Trix thread, post Trixie.No tranny bullshit allowed.
>>38629242>Trixie turns around to face you>”You were such a good boy for Mommy Trixie!”>she lays down on you and kisses you>the mixture of flavors in your mouth is interesting to say the least>she lies down next to you and rests her head on your pillow>”Goodnight, my little boy.”>her foreleg cuddles you like >pic related>your energy rapidly drains, and you feel very snug and sleepyGoodnight mommy Trixie.>you are no longer a kissless virgin>but now you are Trixie’s son>at least for the weekend>her hind leg snuggles on top of your leg next to herComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>38629248very nice anon, very comfy ending too
>>38627970SUGMARE TEATS?!BY THE HAMMER AND THE DIARCHY, I ABJURE THEE!
>>38629227I normally do not enjoy crotchtits, but this image is very creative
https://youtu.be/qsOEBHV0Um8
>OI ANON! Wanna hear my new 5-hours long composition?
>>38628449>>38628639>>38628651
>>38626565Based.
>>38626565>Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda
>>38622407absolutely
>>38627596Need crazy donk.
It's back, bitches! for nowThis thread has taken a break due to artist burnout. While it may not be a long break, I still wanted to make a thread for today! So come draw if you feel like it!ALL SKILL LEVELS WELCOMENSFW AND SFW WELCOMEThe canvas is open so anyone can draw, no verification needed! Draw whatever you like, as long as you're mindful space-wise! Just don't be rude to people and have fun!Main canvas: https://aggie.io/pe1o9x6bi6Previous thread: >>38501684
>post lots of porn>plenty of activity, canvas gets full in hours, many visitors>"No more porn, go away coombrains!">artists stop drawing porn or even lewd>activity slows to a crawl>people start leaving>canvas dies, thread archivesEvery time.
>>38625620It's normal to have some inactivity on the canvas, specially on Saturday for some reason.
>>38625629if you want porn then you draw it, ya horny
Dead fandom.
>>38590400Bump
Always stick your dick in crazy.
>>38616756Yeah I wish there were more
https://derpicdn.net/img/2022/3/2/2817547/large.png
>>38628144https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2020/12/13/2508367.png
boop
>No, it's a portmanteau of "bat" and "moth", so the "oth" part is very much supposed to be pronounced like in "moth".Can they survive together? ITT: bats and moths try to count past 299, and not die.It's how it was always meant to be.>Writer pastebinshttps://pastebin.com/rfngWmsc>Bat greenshttps://ponepaste.org/archive?q=bat+ponyhttps://ponepaste.org/user/PurePonyPleasure>Bat imageshttps://derpy.me/BatPictureshttps://derpy.me/BatLewds>Bat thread archives (spreadsheet, links+information)https://derpy.me/BatArchivesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>38629549“Oh shieeeet”>You turn around to flee. And run face first into the same branch that smacked you in the face the first time. You lose your footing and fall forward onto the ground. >The sound of something coming behind you gets you back on your feet, as you take off through the thicket racing to your fire. Many branches slam into you earning you quite a few scrapes.>You break through the tree line and get to the fire.>You turn around with the fire to your back. Something is at the tree line. It’s about four feet tall with glowing eyes but that’s all you can tell.>It sniffs the air then slowly comes forward. >Pointy but fluffy ears are atop its head. It has the shape of a short horse.>The light of the fire reveals a blue mane and a pitiful look on its face. It looks up at you.>”Please help me, I’m not sure how long I have been here alone. I’m so hungry”>Well that sounds like a she and she has closed the distance to the same distance when you found her earlier.“Now you stop right there lady”>She stops then sits her back half down. She casts her face down looking like life has taken everything from her. >You sigh putting a hand on your face. You don’t do drugs and this situation doesn’t make sense, just like your life.“Whats your name”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>38629559“If you want to earn that meal you can clean these bowls and the pot in that river”>She nods her head then trots over to you taking the bowl from you then proceeds over to the river. While she is in the process of cleaning the bowls and the pot you prepare the inside of your tent, its adjacent to your car and the fire, for your eventual sleep before work tonight.>It doesn’t take long and you peer over at the river. There is Spica trotting back from the river with the bowels on her back and the pot in her wing tips.>She sets them down on the rock by the car and turns back to you. >The fire has turned into embers.>You walk over to the cutting tray picking up half an apple and an orange. With how fast she ate breakfast she is likely still hungry.>Her eyes widen as she sees the fruit in your hand. You extend out your palm with the fruit to her. They are gone so fast you don’t want to think about it.>She wolfs down the fruit , as you eat your apple. Ah what the heck. You hand her the other half of the orange. Which disappears just as fast.>The first rays of light appear behind the thicket of trees.“I am going to get some shut eye. You don’t have a place to stay do you”>Spica meekly shakes her head.>The things you do when your heartstrings are pulled.“If you promise to behave, you can sleep in the tent this morning. I will take the car.”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>38629348Stinky baps get washed
>>38629549>>38629559>>38629570fuck, i want more of these two
>A human!>Don't worry, I speak their language.>*Ahem*. Aloha! Me llama es Fluttershy. Kimi wa?
>>38629823Entendi mitad de eso conchuda, y encima lo decis mal. La proxima aprende a hablar bien o te voy a>Violar
>>38629944No she's speaking Brazilian.
>>38629930>wanna a
>>38629930
>>38629823Neigh, whinny whinny huff. Rincha neigh whinny prrrfph, "Me llamo es Fluttershy", whicker neigh "es", huff, "Me llamo Fluttershy".
>Captain you seem a bit distressed. You were on that pastel, equine planet for quite some time and you never called for help.
>>38620436>>38620886>>38621014>>38622921>>38623007>>38625780>>38627985Good shit anons
bump
Last bump before bedHopefully the thread will be alive in the morning
>>38629877>>38629026Imma post another addition to the green tonight. Maybe write two and post one of them in the morning as well for good measure.
come aboard my ship anons to the land of Equestria, where we will have sex with much horse pussy. no hooman women allowed on board!
Thread for all your pony and no hooves yuri needs. Ignore any bait, no shipping war faggotryStories and old Threadshttps://www.mediafire.com/folder/roawidcf68svz/Lesbo_Archive^Recommended place to go for older greenshttps://pastebin.com/A22VErxshttps://ponepaste.org/1206Featured Stories:By Sadnon:Upper Crust and Country Flourhttps://ponepaste.org/5899https://www.fimfiction.net/story/504685/first-date-for-realsies by MagicSComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I wish Ghost could have seen how far the technology has come.
Any plans for the evening?
>>38629552Sleeping, and lots of it.
Never mind the bollocks, here's Taviscratch
