Previous thread: >>37556257Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37556257>What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies getting bathed and pet.>Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJthttps://poneb.in/bnMmZ2T3https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37718732Chub
>tfw finally beat estrus drug addiction>feels good man
G5 slaves when?
>>37721049>humans harvest equestria's pony population>but not all of them>those left behind start to blame each other for not stopping it>society fractures, G5 movie happens>due to the universes being misaligned, thousands of years pass in ponyland when its only been a couple years on earth passage of time is synced while the portals are open, whatever>second portal opens, harvested again though the much smaller population is disappointing>second wave ponies are smaller and weaker due to their nearly-absent magic, get placed into supporting roles>sunny gets sent to transport materials at Anon & Sons Fine Equine Enchanting>and who is her manager but the one and only Twilight Sparkle, who she has hero worshipped since she was a little girl>she has wings for some reason but it's very obviously her>sunny starts a meltdown only for the legendary hero of ancient equestria to spray her with a bottle labeled bad horse water and give her a list of boxes to bring over from the warehouse>twiggy has a lot of work to do today and some marelet fanfilly isn't making weightloss enchantments any easier
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Pinkie Pie Thread #103: Halloween Costume EditionArrgh! Pinkie Pie has decided to dress up as a pirate for Halloween! She’ll hoard all the chocolate coins she can, resist bathing in the ocean blue, and pirate 30 year old Nintendo games that cost thousands of doubloons on eBay for no reason! Do what you want, cause a party horse is free!
>>37718972np ponkbro
>>37722004Fruit bat, kek
Pinkie’s being racist!>>37722026
>>37722168
YOU ARE MY FRIENDS>we / I am not y-THIS IS NOT CONSENSUALTHIS IS NOT OPTIONALTHIS IS NOT A QUESTIONYou are GOING to enjoy MY company in this board and so will I, and WE will make nice things and oc for each other and FEEL like REAL FUCKING FRIENDS.
>>37719589They claim each other a friend at one point(like this thread), and forget about it on the next day.
>>37718770I'm gonna overwhelm you with my suicidal depressive ramblings until you abandon me like everyone else
>>37719589Each other.
>>37719050this. I feel that myself and probably many others have a bad habit of picturing other anonymous posters as actually somewhat akin to ourselves in both personality and allegiance. I mean that people have a tendency to adapt other anonymous into a desired mold or image. I imagine most posters on 4chan as slim, white males in their 20´s or 30´s. Rational and ironical in everything they post. But this is far from the truth, the only thing I'm spot on about is that we are all male here. In fact everyone here is between the age of 10 to 50, every ethnicity and a whole lot are probably gross or overweight. And they are certainly not ironic when they're roleplaying as hermaphroditic fillies play-raping each other over greentexts or schizoposting about their honest to god headcase gen 5 tulpa waifus. I really dont wanna be friends with anyone I talk to here, especially not you.
>>37718770Count me in.
Queen Haven thread.It's showtime!
>>37718668I knew it was only a matter of time before people started shipping these two. Like, two minutes after the movie aired.
Isn't Pinkie Pie officially a milf too?
>>37720404Season 9 so not canon, it's just some horrible alternate reality.
>>37717548Marry for sure. I want to squeeze Mrs. Cake's fat ass while looking lovely into her eyes as we exchange breaths.
>>37721587s9 is canon, the epilogue isn't though.
>You stare into the skull. >The void of its eyes stares back. >Half expecting nothing to happen, your life flashes before your eyes. >The past eventually becomes the future.>You see your end.>You have a bad feeling about your new career choice.[First three posts, roll dice+1d5]
>>37721879A nice stroll through a big open field with our comrade, cool night air, full moon up above with a few clouds and lots of stars to be seen up above, on the way to an off the beaten path little inn. That's gotta feel like a breath of fresh air. How wonderful it is just to be alive, here and now. Nice.A bloody mare-e is a heavy drink. Vodka and tomato juice mostly. Some spices/hot sauce in there for flavor. (I guess they wouldn't put pepperoni or anything in there since ponies, but maybe bugs? Seems like it could be a bat pony drink.) Or maybe you'd like something sweeter and lighter?
>>37721879You know, I think we should attend the funeral. I feel like we owe it to the spirit.
>>37721879No, bloody mary is fitting because it's morbid. If I wanted to joke about bats, I'd mention insects. Wasn't there something like, tequila with moth larvae? I don't know if the larvae add any taste or they're added just for the sake of empty memeing.
>>37721879Do you think the ghost is gonna rest easy now?
>>37721879It's made with tomato juice, which is a fruit. Batponies like fruit, right?
Nightmare Night preparations editionThe pic that started it all: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37443253/ https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37447036/Previous thread: >>37632648 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37632648/Alternative thread: https://nhnb.org/fim/res/2295.htmlArchive of snowpony thread art: https://derpy.me/KBw11On the boorus, the snowpony tag ended up being "taiga pony".>What is a snowpity?https://snowpity.com/The Great Snowpony Expeditionhttps://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37474157/Reading material:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37720776Don’t think so, it’s just the naming chart as far as I know.
>>37718052All the details are great! The smaller text kills me, but it's not too terrible.
I want to tenderly make love to a snowmare and put my foals in her womb and raise them together with lots of love and feesh
How many snow pony tribes are in the frozen north?
>>37718899Pine is such a kind mare.
>Why yes I'm the princess of friendship, how could you tell?
>>37722585>princess of friendship...WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
>>37722585>.jpg
>>37722585'scuse me miss frindship, can we play chass on your baground?
>>37722589>Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?
Fluttershy is a canon weeb.Are any other horses weebs?
>>37720935>shitty forced memekill yourself
>>37720935Rainbow Dash
>>37720996this
>>37720996yep. anime faggots never cease their bullshit.
>>37720935No, thank Celestia.
Old threads: anonpone.com/quest/royal/Stats and inventory: https://ponepaste.org/5883>As you ponder some questions, you remember something from a very long time ago>After last Hearth’s warming, you got an opal necklace from Wormtongue… then proceeded to wear it for only a day before absentmindedly wearing the rosen pendant again the next morning>You can only chalk it up to pregnancy brain, you have Fringe reach into your pack and you swap the pendant for the platinum necklace; you feel your charismatic effects are now properly squared away [+1 charisma, back to a total of 9]>At the very least, you feel all your social efforts have been successful up until now, so you don’t stress about the mix up>You look outside: it is about mid-afternoon and the trees have thinned out to sparse solitary pines across a mostly flat grassy field>You ask General Silver Axe if he feels you’ve been making good choices so far>He looks up from a map he was studying“Well, yes, you’ve mostly made the same choices I would have made. We won’t know if splitting the army is necessarily the right decision until after our siege, but it’s the same plan I’ve had in mind since I was briefed on the need for deployment, having the royal knights for the siege will make a good difference. Don’t get me wrong, the old ports are valuable to take control of, but having you be the one to take Crossing’s head will give far greater renown to the kingdom and yourself. Plus, I’m sure the ports will be more of a caketrot to take, I trust the ponies we sent to get it done and cut off supplies… as well as any escapees.”>You feel more confident after he admits the plan to split the army was originally his idea, on top of the affirmation>The sun dips lower as the movement of the army comes to a stop atop some elevated land, everypony pitches in to set up a new base camp for the night>Checking the map, you’re a short distance away from the city, you should be able to begin the attack tomorrowComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37722265>The injured are gathered back for healing near a line of trees, the dead are taken and lined up for respects, and the collective forces present come back to their rallying point to take a rest and recover for immediate exertion>All and all, you lost 50 ponies to injury (They'll recover after the war ends), 2 of the injured are royal knights, and 20 are dead, unfortunate but not anywhere near as bad as it could have been>Everypony, and some of the griffon soldiers you can see, are focused on either morning, or lunch, some a bit of both>Silver Axe seems hesitant to order the next attack to break down the gates, wanting the soldiers to rest before they march again and time enough to plan the method of attack>He can either have the siege weapons destroy their northwest gate, the main stretch of wall, of have the flying soldiers fly in behind the wall to take the mechanisms that keep the gate closed, though the last plan would have a smaller contingent of fighters in a place where they cannot get assistance, balanced by the destruction of what could become a fortification for you or Zyzmic in the future>What will you do in the meantime? You'll have about two hours, though you aren't as rested as you were the morning, so anything too physical would leave you in worse shape
>>37722275Order the attack.Split our forces into three, one actively attacking the front gates, one resting but ready to jump in should the first need help or tire, and the last fully resting waiting for the first group to rotate out the and the second group to rotate in so they can replace the second group at the ready.Push the advantage, the more time they have to ready themselves behind the walls the harder it'll be to overcome them.Now that said this is a harassing attack, not a serious assault, pepper them with arrows and force them to be in a prepared position waiting for us to break in while most of our army rests.Or, if we're feeling more sensible go visit the wounded. It's going to be awful but these ponies got wounded and maimed for us and at the very least they deserve to be acknowledged. Maybe see if we can help in any way.
>>37722275Lets go with the siege weapons. Walls can be repaired/replaced, lives cannot.
>>37722481They're BEHIND the walls, our already tired forces can't reach them until the gate/wall falls.
>>37722490Bows and crossbows are very much able to shoot over walls, then don't need line of sight.The chances of actually hitting someone is very low per shot but with enough shot volume will deter them from setting up defenses.
>When does /mlp/ play?Only one day this weekend. Today in fact. Match 6, their first match of the group stages against /wsg/.>Why make a thread about it?/mlp/ is one of three boards allowed to have cup threads, probably because the other boards will get autistic if we post ponies relating to the teams playing.https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/>Who's playing today?17:00 UTC - /vp/ vs /jp/17:40 UTC - /gd/ vs /pol/18:20 UTC - /an/ vs /y/19:00 UTC - /ck/ vs /aco/19:40 UTC - /adv/ vs /k/20:20 UTC - /mlp/ vs /wsg/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37722536Yeah, wasn't much time to get properly hyped, also was busy so couldn't actually post during the game.
>>377225014cc sucks nowadays
>>37722530>we keep losing>5th place on the world cup>golden boot>won against the at the time elite champion /n/>placed higher than every single elite teamI swear you faggots are worse than real sports fans
>need to wait until next Saturday for the next /mlp/ match
>>37722536Well next thread for the next two days sure won't do nearly as good. No /mlp/ game until next weekend.Not that I care, I've got other teams I wanna see win too, but FUCK going to other boards and threads.
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, dragons, gryphons, changelings, draconequus, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.Recently updated stories:A collection of ptfg greentexts by Benighted - Newhttps://ponepaste.org/5817Petstore by ReMastering:https://ponepaste.org/5446Under A Violet Moon by Ponefluff:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/495641/under-a-violet-moonComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37634585I didn't forget about you! She's definitely a cutie, would hug and cuddle and ceaselessly pump full of foal batter.>>37721869>>37722007Thank you! I don't know exactly why but I'm also quite fond of Oleander.
>>37722096Your work is just amazing!
>>37721466What a pretty pony.
>>37722096that face has the look of "aww yeah my dick just dropped a massive final splooge in this underwear"
There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare."she's so cold and lonely, bros" editionOld thread: >>37453282Ongoing greens:Dreams to Dream by Stabbythesnowman (NMM)https://ponepaste.org/590https://ponepaste.org/4197 (part 2)https://ponepaste.org/5562 (part 3)Shape Your Home by PoneGreenhttps://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37720399Open your heartand your window
>>37720428You need to make sure you have peetzer first
>>37721180Side story update.
I need to poni poni
>>37720399You should probably listen to her. Mares know lots of things about love.
>Look nonny, I’m a monkey like you! I’m a monkey feed me a peanut, feed me a peanut! Feed me a peanut cause I’m a monkey heehee!
>>37722026Ok ponk>Shut her up by putting your nuts down her throat
>>37722026>ywn fuck pinkie in the monkey suit
Monkeys are actually pretty dangerous, Pinkie. They will eat pretty much anything, plants, bananas, other monkeys, and even full-grown horses. You would be a mere snack for an actual monkey.
>>37722026YOU BITCH!!
>>37722039And sheeps eat sneeds!
We never got an episode involving her and Nightmare Night. Would she be for it, or blow it off like she did with Hearth's Warming?>Previous Thread>>37602258Previous thread had great discussions, including a lot of speculation on Glimmy's mother! It was a very productive and fun thread.Some selected fanfics:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/396744/the-maretian>Sequel to established story - Changeling Space Program - Starlight is the genius behind the first FTL engine. However, a critical flaw linked to an essential safety feature is overlooked in a freak accident and forces the crew in to our universehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/359176/pandemic>Starlight is the right hoof mare to Twilight in first an intricate mystery in Canterlot, and later spanning dimensionshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/300384/im-offensive-and-i-take-offense>Commissar Starlight fulfills her destinyhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/438032/out-of-time>Starlight Glimmer taking advantage of Anon in a very naughty way RGRE storyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37720863>officer glimmyYes, yes, and yes.
>Not enough nightmare night posting
>>37719581>Seeing how she doesn't even know who the Wonderbolts are, what are the odds that she has never read Daring Do?Probably pretty decent, I'd say.
Let's have a thread for Lyra and give this minty mare a little spooky seasonal love!It's Autumn, the wind is blowing, manes are flowing, the coats are growing. But before the Running of the Leaves, Lyra needs a new Nightmare Night costume, what should she wear?
>>37720221I don't know about actual futa but she does seem like enough of a shid to be into pegging. I wouldn't be into it, though, sounds painful.
>>37720221No. Futafags >>>/out/
>>37707949What are you writing? I'm gonna try to finish a little story that was for summer and if I find the time I'll go back to an old halloween story I never really wrote but had some ideas for.
>>37716172This is the face of a pony who definitely has no idea where the oats went.
