How come pink-colored mares are such sluts? You guys ever notice that? Literally, ALL pink girls are extremely promiscuous, without exception.
>>39587223Weird that stallion looks a bit like my OC.
>>39589868based
>>39587892distributed archives ensures information won't be lost if one of them goes down
>>39588882mares
>>39587390>I know your art teacher told you pink is just light red, but your art teacher is retarded. Light red DOES give you a color that can sincerely be called "pink", sure, but it's kind of a gross narrow shade of it. 99% of the time when an object is ACTUALLY pink it's a light shade of magenta. It's a completely different category of color than red. Magenta IS what pink is, but when red gets light enough it can superficially resemble it. But if you put the red "pink" and the ACTUAL pink derived from magenta next to each other it's clear they aren't remotely the same color.I always thought there's simply two pinks, and people use the same word for both light magenta and light red, not that one is the "true" pink and the other "merely resembles" it
The pony filesharing site has been taken down by the hosting provider.>>39577379
>>3958919250% done archiving.>>39589525>Or a script you made?Script I made.
>>39583668Yes please share the index. I don’t know if those are being processed.
>>39590621Have you seen this? https://github.com/overcast07/wayback-machine-spn-scripts
>>39589932I am thinking I didn't see it in these pages:https://twibooru.org/search/index?filter_id=2&page=4&q=twilight+sparkle%2C+bed%2C+solo%2C+explicit%2C+pony%2C+sex+toy>>39590686Will do.
>>39589671On >page 9https://u.smutty.horse/lydzkwxcgsk.mp3Meta PPP AI humor/crap (last part was funny):https://u.smutty.horse/lydzkyfwrdx.mp3Has a "Friendship is Witchcraft" reference I think, funny credits:https://u.smutty.horse/luvgljjuiqh.mp4>>39590686>>39591183Here is "u.smutty.horse_wb_1m.json":https://files.catbox.moe/lf6av4.json - same as the next linkipfs://QmfMt2V5VFomqujF6dNCH82xd7p8EVFibS7Y3pK4Wn15VeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
A New Epoch EditionPrevious thread: You found the first>What is this thread about?Discussion of ponies following any of the "-dere" archetypes. Greentexts and images are welcome.>What are "-dere" archetypes?>yandere poniesPonies who really, REALLY love you. You WILL love them back, or else...>tsundere poniesPonies that really lik- HATE. HATE YOU. They definitely AREN'T in love you, BAKA!>kuudere poniesCalm, cool, and collected ponies that are emotionless. Or are they?>dandere ponies...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>39590691>Here lies Anon, died after three super magical beings each grabbed him with telekinesis and accidently tore him asunderRip Bozo
>>39590691They'd realize that they didn't actually love him and that he just had reality-warping powers that were forcing them to be obsessed with him.
>>39590745>>39590758They would probably pull a Hadrian move and deify Anon as a religious figure to honor him.
>>39590691It's probably really hard to write something like that from a yandere perspective. Especially since they are basically mentally ill and it is hard to write something from the perspective of the mentally ill if you are mentally sane.
>>39590766>They'd realize that they didn't actually love himnot real yanderes then
Anonymity editionOLD THREAD: >>39583045Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the days of 2011-2013 pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit our official website to check out the server info from your browser: https://mlp.tf/Server IP: tf2.15.ai OR 74.91.116.121:27015Password: check filenameMap downloads for fags with slow internet: http://mlp.site.nfoservers.com/server/maps/Check the server status in your browser: https://www.gametracker.com/server_info/74.91.116.121:27015/Check player stats: http://mlp.stats-ps3.nfoservers.com/Download demos from matches (request demos in thread): http://mlp.site.nfoservers.com/server/demos/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>39591242I don't care for the occasional circlejerk as long as it's contained to a couple of posts, but it gets really disruptive when it spans the whole thread. I do like trying to predict which anon is which person though, especially if they don't have a flag
>>39591242it highlights a funny hypocrisy in that, for all the shitflinging thrown at the concept of a dicksword, it seems there are less outright attentionwhores themselves, but moreso a majority of dickriders who are almost trying to force certain people to become attentionwhores through constantly bringing them up. which is more damaging, a dicksword where anons can suck each off in their own corner, or constantly doing the same thing in the server itself and clogging up the chat?
Ban anyone with a feminine voice
>>39591249It isn't even an end to the convo that I do most of the time, I just go "oh I'll respond to him later" more often than not and then actually forget to respond later
>>39591258The dicksword, because that is where that kind of stuff flourishes, and if it seems to be budding even without a discord already it's a 100% certainty that it'll be all-consuming if a discord were to be made. And that will inevitably reflect on the threads and chat as well. This is on top of all the other negative effects of a discord on the thread, mind you.Meanwhile when they do it in server chat, natural pressure of people realising this is fucking annoying and needs to be toned down can serve as a regulating measure. At the very least, it can't get that much worse without a more convenient platform to enable it.
I LOVE RARITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>39589776agreed, leave so it goes to zero
>>39588193me
>>39589691ywnbam
>>39590592ywbam
I don't love Rarity...I adore her!.
Make 4chan posts that would be made in Equestria.Previous bread: >>39516341
>>39576793What makes you think it was a mere propaganda piece?
To not be on EquestriaChan getting bad advice to then being made fun of for believing anything silly fillies say in the Ponynternet
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>>39590332
>>39589753Probably because you shouldn’t believe absolutely everything.
Today is the beginning of the new you.One month ago you made yourself a promise: you were going to turn your life around. You were going to get a real job, stay out of jail, and not get into any more trouble with cults. Nobody thought you could do it; they said your questionable reputation, lack of any useful skills, and flagrant alcoholism would always hold you down.But you had a plan.You were going to start over, far from home. You pawned off your belongings, withdrew the rest of your inheritance, and narrowly managed to buy your way onto a merchant ship bound for Equestria.And now you have arrived, alone and penniless in a foreign country. Rounding up to the nearest week, you’ve been sober for an entire seven days. This is your chance to be whatever you want to be. Whoever you want to be.You think you’ll start with a new name. Something less zebra-like, maybe suitably Equestrian, to fit in in your new home.
>>39589615Yes.
>>39589615So that it might get a continuation from the OP
>>39590545Alright. OP here.I made this thread because I just caught on with Prequel after a VERY long time, and while navigating the archives, I found some MLP parody of Prequel made by Kaz himself. It was quite fun to post it, and I even edited some images to fit the narrative that was being created here. Sadly I ran into a wall as soon as ran out of images. I was thinking about what to do when that Anon posted that it was all Kaz work and Kaz himself posted here.I wish I could continue this story myself, but I haven't got much time to spare right now. I am glad you guys enjoyed it and Kaz, I hope you continue this story someday.
Zeeb...ra
it's over
Last Thread: >>39226820L.A.S.S FixQM goofed in the last thread.>Luck dice+1d8>Autism dice+1d12>Strength dice+1d9>Skill dice+1d11
>>39588528Don't know about the other anons, but I'm in favor of keeping the thread bumped.With Anonpone gone, I think it's important to stay in the same thread as much as possible, and it helps future navigation in the archives to be able to link to the new thread from the old.
>>39589287Keeping the thread bumped is probably the safer bet, RIP Anonpone.
>>39588644I don't get it. Assuming that we'll manage to land a hit, what useful effects do you think the rune can add? Do you think that the rune will make fate notice her if it'll hit any part of her body, unlike a simple runeless stake that'll only kill her if we'll hit the heart? Just trick her into taking something with the rune from our hooves, then. Or you think the rune will only work well inside her body? How about good old roll to seduce + suppositorial administration combo?I'm also not sure if fate magic would register a fatelet onto whom it can't even lock as a sacrificeable, but it's everybody's guess.One possible way to deliver the blow is by shooting a stake from the gun. Reinforce the stake with a metal rings, or two, or three, and, hopefully, it'll survive the shot. Gun may not, who cares.
>>39588086The rock between teeth would stop it from eating more corpses, if it hasn't stopped feeding that could work.Is there any way to confirm that were dealing with a vampyre? Also are there precautions we should take? Do you have a hut or something we can set up base in, Bettle?>>39588644I don't quite understand what the energy draw + salt idea is supposed to accomplish, are you trying to drain the residual Ki from the deceased? I'm not sure that'd do anything since the vampyre may not be able to feed on Ki stored anywhere but (formerly) living beings, probably would just make it angrier for lack of Ki.I also like >>39590333 don't understand what lure of fate would be supposed to accomplish, thinning the veil even further, especially here in Blackhoof where our current goal is to not make it tear, seems contraproductive and more a way to attract even more trouble. Activating it also has no point besides being blood magic and murder and even if killing the vampyre activates it it would just make the killer a vampyre while not making it easier to kill it in any way. It just seems pointless at best and extremely dangerous at worst?
Breaking a vamp's jaw worksSilver works
A happy new year and a perfect time to grow.Welcome to the Huge human/ thread, for tall (and growing) girls. Some are born big, some achieve bigness, and some have bigness thrust upon them - but we love them all!Archived goodies: Past threads - https://ponepaste.org/1126D-Tech's fics and greens - https://ponepaste.org/1211https://ponepaste.org/user/SizeOfMTDrawing/Writing Prompt List: https://ponepaste.org/1115Resources:Side by side size comparison with humans and ponies: sizes.codesentri.io/Measurement converter for growing characters: https://www.giantessworld.net/convertor.htmlComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
New Year, New EditionThis thread is all about Equestria's mares in uniform. Whether they're a fighting troop, a backwater garrison, or the ponice, all are welcome subjects for art & green.>OngoingReckless in Training: https://ponepaste.org/7791Feather Scarf & Star Dusk: https://ponepaste.org/7935Anon's Sexcellent Adventure: https://ponepaste.org/7849Misadventures in the DMZ: https://ponepaste.org/7150Parks and Wilderness: https://ponepaste.org/3967>Everyday Life With Guardsmares Part 1: https://ponepaste.org/1047Part 2: https://ponepaste.org/1049Part 3: https://ponepaste.org/1050Part 4: https://ponepaste.org/3941Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>39589781nelchbros?
"Hey you! Trixie saw you masturbating during the class. If you don't want everyone in school to know you better do as i say"
>>39588710We might get there.
Bumpin for more green
>>39590048likewise, I want trixie to stomp on me
i'm really working on that green, i swear!
Last time on No More Heroes:>You wake up and head to work to help with restoring a Crosshair. As you look around for parts you find a really stretched hoof which you tell Nickle about.>Nickle comes over to look. The hoof belongs to a Pony calling herself D-10, a test subject like Darwin who is also with a colt named T-2. The two are currently living in an abandoned building.>After work your group gets the two to the safehouse Jackson has. As you get the two situated you try to call Oak, but he doesn't respond. His father doesn't either, so you rush off to see what's up.>You fly over to find their shop being ransacked by a group of Ponies. You manage to sneak inside where you've found one of them.You can also catch up here: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39355348/#39355348
>>39589290>>39589351>>39590200'A smoke bomb might be too dangerous with that fire. I could flash... Ugh! There's no time to waste!'The immediate desire to dive kick the Super is extremely hard to resist, if you weren't pretty sure that would break your legs and screw over the rescue attempt. You instead wait for a moment for Elm to blink or close his eyes, all you get from him is breathing and very slight movements.You finally swoop in and pop your power to take up the alley and freeze all of them. Once they were all frozen Nickle and Nocturne join you in taking their guns. Once you had the weapons you turn to the two of them."Nickle, Nocturne, look away."The two look at each other in confusion before doing as you said. You walk over to the nearest hard object; a trash can lid. You then wander back over to the Super and start smashing the trash can lid against his head, doing it a good three times before pushing the stallion into his own flame. You then move over to his buddies and do the same thing, smacking the trash can lid against them until it starts to dent.What do you do?
>>39591106'If that doesn't knock them out, nothing will. I don't envy the headaches they'll have, but they deserve worse.'Discarding our improvised weapon, we walk on over and check Elm's state, immediately setting to work on any medicine we can do right now while we wait for Nickle and Nocty to assist us, and Winter to catch up.
>>39591143'If that doesn't knock them out, nothing will. I don't envy the headaches they'll have, but they deserve worse.'You toss your improvised weapon off to the side before going to check on Elm's state. It wasn't great, covered in various wounds and burn marks. You immediately set to work with Nickle and Nocturne with any medicine all three of you had. After a minute of this Winter gallops over."How is he?" Winter asks."Bad!" Nocturne replies.What do you do?
>>39591245"Call an ambulance: we can keep him stable with my power and the supplies we've got on hoof, but he needs a hospital, and the sooner he can get one, the better."
>>39591245"Horrible!" We say, taking the glasses back."Can you check his vitals even if he's frozen?"After getting our answer, we look to the fire super. We raise his hoof up just a bit higher so he's touching the flame."So what's the plan? Do we all just 'ambush' them after they're unfrozen?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwWBqi3_2jg
>>39591234how do I spell her name?
>>39591241Pretty sure it starts with B
New Year EditionDiscuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya played previous thread: Age of Empires 2 DE, Equestria at War, Left 4 Dead 2, Vintage Story, Deep Rock Galactic, Barotrauma, Warhammer 40K: Darktide, Black Ops 3 Zombies, Tabletop Simulator, They Are Billions, and PAYDAY 2.Last Thread: >>39447600 (goodby hearthswarming)
>>39590461I'll update some things in the workshop to make it easier for you lads to integrate the expansions. GGs.
>>39591137Were these little guys pulled from the Gameloft game? I think I like them more than the M6 sfm models.
>>395911184 mares clowning around in dark carnival
I've developed a Barony interest, I'm garbage at it, but playing with others was fun, so if anyone is interested in doing barony runs just message me whenever you'd like to do so!steam code: 904641200
>>39590499>Predalien cant put eggs in regular people because its too big or some stupid shit>goes into pregnant ward in hospital, goes mouth to mouth with pregnant woman, and forced eggs down her throat>not part of what made me feel funny: the scene later when their stomachs explode open with multiple baby xenos
What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. The top half is mostly human, the bottom is from pony mom (or pony dad). This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.>What about other species?The show had quite a few different intelligent species by season 8, 'everycreature' and all. Pick your poison, but /mlp/ is mainly into ponies.>What is the world/characters/personalities & attributes?The most common setting is one or multiple Anons in Equestria. Most of the established characters are in the list below, the personalities mostly vary from green to green. Just ask the thread about common headcanons.Satyrs by Parent: https://pastebin.com/d7T2GaDkStory by Parent: http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5Author List: http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECqPisscord:https://discord.gg/4yAUDzKOutdated as fuck DropboxComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>39590140Why are there no normal batyrs lmaoLike, the closest one is Punished Cardio who has to deal with all his classmates telling him how hot his aunt is
>>39590146Nettle is pretty normal, at least outwardly.
>>39590191Nettle's secret, the reason why she allows herself to be bullied, is that she gets off on it and is a hardcore masochist.>"D-Don't bully me, I'll cum!"
>>39590146Well there's Cardio's sister Myopia that never gets mentioned. She must be pretty normal if she never gets brought up.
>>39590628>MyopiaLierally who
