Does Fluttershy use Discord?
>>40362778who is discord?
>>40364128That sounds like a fun story. Good luck anon. I like the idea of all the girls doing streams with Sunset, like she eventually invites each pal for a stream. Maybe the Dazzlings would occasionally show up to troll them if they were doing online vidya. Fluttershy would probably like Animal Crossing, The Sims, and cozy social games like that. But has an odd talent for picking up new games and instantly mastering them if they picked anything more action based. Applejack would probably like Harvest Moon, Stardew Valley, Farming Simulator. That's a no brainer. Rainbow Dash would like sports games, racing, FPS. As long as it's fast and action packed she'll love it. Twilight being a big reader might like story heavy western and japanese role playing games. And stuff like Factorio. Am I wrong or would Rarity have zero interest in vidya. But that could be the joke, the girls invite her into a gaming session but her disinterest and confusion causes them to lose badly.
>>40364341Rainbow Dash would be the kind of asshole who would PIT maneuver you in Forza or Gran Turismo.
>>40358946If she does, based. He's a dick.
>>40364364I could also see her being a bit ADHD with games. Like if the girls were trying a new game and taking the time to learn the controls and game mechanics but RD grabs the controller and rushes ahead getting them killed. Or constantly begging the girls to skip cinematics even if they're invested in the story.
>What harsh words would you use to describe Starlight?
>>40361357Unironically kill yourself, Twifag.
>>40361360I've told you repeatedly I'm not the guy you're thinking of, but, if you wanna think everyone who has a fetish you don't like is the same person than go ahead and be a schizo.
>>40361076Poochie
mary sue
>>40361108Hope so
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>40362418NC>Devonia"Chrysalis"~~~~~~~>I'M ANGRY AND GOING TO KILL YOU!... but first, want to hear my backstory?"DO I!?"
>>40362858>Devonia"Chrysalis"~~~~>So it turns out I'm just a dick and at no point did I ever have an event that would could or should have lead me down a path of darkness, I willingly chose this just because I wanted to control shit."...So, this is where we literally all get it from.">Yeah you can't blame that on genetics."WATCH ME!"
>>40363294>If anything I could have just said one nice thing and probably could’ve avoided all of this, nothing short of choosing the wrong option caused this.“I have never related to you more.”
>Cherry Berry"Bonbon"'Time Turner'~Filthy Rich~~~~~>HRNNNGGHHH!Shhhhffff>HURRRRR!Shrrffff>GAHHHHHHHH!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>40363966>She knows she became a gag character
You are tough enough to stand your ground against a pony in a fight right?
>>40363015also unicorns can just wishbone your ass with magic.
>>40361479Stand your ground? Yes.Win? Definitely not, them mini horses are incredibly strong for their size.
>>40363015Yeah a blow like that would crush all your ribs, even if the pony wasnt trying to hurt you.
Maybe. I've got size and 8 years of martial arts training, but I'm not heavier than a Pony, and animals often trade finesse for strength by less spinal gray matter (how chimps are smaller, but causally do feats of strength that humans need adrenaline for).I've fought wolves and large dogs, but I have no experience against ungulates of any kind, except witnessing how a cow tried to headbutt a friend that was trying to pet it. I'm expecting headbutts, bites, and them rearing on hind legs and kicking with forelegs. I think I'd stand a good chance to dodge all that stuff if I'm not on muddy ground, but I really don't know what I could do to end a fight with a pony. I could see it fucking off after taking a few snout punches, but if the pony is prepared to push through the pain, I don't think I could end a fight with head strikes against one. It's head is low enough to potentially kick, but I don't want to be doing high kicks when I risk getting stomped if I lose my base. Humans are endurance hunters. Horses are faster, but a human can run a horse down to exhaustion, and endurance is my strongest fight asset even against other humans. So, I look for things to use as weapons, even if it's just rocks on the ground, I keep dodging with lateral movements, and I just keep hitting the head, for maybe hours if needed, until it works. Or I screw up and get stepped on.
>>40361479No. But it's irrelevant as i would be trying to keep them happy.
This is a thread dedicated to the preservation and archival of pony content from around the web.>Why archiveFor funBecause our history is our futureBecause they don't care about you>Where can I find archived pony stuff?In general:https://www.theponyarchive.com/https://warp.theponyarchive.com/ (TPA file search)https://hobune.stream/tpa-h/channels/ (user-friendly TPA frontend)Specific YouTube videos by ID:https://hobune.stream/tpa-h/videos/VIDEOIDComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>40363571>; post ; copy ; id ; note>; >>10303654 >>10304058 ; ; /folders/0B5o8Js_fQlFjTjhHRmF6ZEVvZTQ ; empty folder / Access Denied, see https://web.archive.org/web/20210913024210/https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B5o8Js_fQlFjTjhHRmF6ZEVvZTQ>; >>10675544 ; ; /folders/0B2Bgc-1rAnu9ZnBqRV9Qb2lvVjA ; http 404>; >>10675619 ; ; /folders/0B2Bgc-1rAnu9eGtaSVBYOC1tMXc ; http 404>; >>10675619 ; ; /folders/0B2Bgc-1rAnu9UndiTFREeklmbEk ; http 404>; >>10675619 ; ; /folders/0B2Bgc-1rAnu9Yi13U0JySEJYV3M ; http 404>; >>10675619 ; ; /folders/0B2Bgc-1rAnu9dS11Y0pBRGNHcUk ; http 404>; >>10675619 ; ; /folders/0B2Bgc-1rAnu9b0I3MEZoSUxkMWs ; http 404>; >>10888985 ; ; /folders/0B3OivAunA_0cNGV6OTgyWW9VaE0 ; http 404>; >>10947402 >>11016563 >>11025145 >>11025303 >>11039726 >>11039890 >>11050536 >>11050765 >>11051336 >>11063568 >>11117805 >>11123499 >>11125866 >>11125975 ... ; ; /folders/0BxxXllBUF2k-QVctOEFxaWJHczA ; Access Denied, see https://web.archive.org/web/20210911190451/https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BxxXllBUF2k-QVctOEFxaWJHczA (incl. "BG Ponies")
>>40337997>>40348868Pretty much the same muffin image in a pfp here - somewhat interesting video about minimal Linux distros:>https://web.archive.org/web/20230929054946/https://y.com.sb/watch?v=qUpdHF69BQY>>40363425>> I have seen that quite a few MLP YT videos are blacklisted in Russia.>Any examples? I have only seen geographical restrictions from SME (Sony Music Entertainment) and alike.I didn't record them, but starting now, maybe I will later get a list of about 5 or 10 of them.
>>40363650Copied, missing some gdrive metadata (if you want to download my copy, pin starting at "./root/" or "./root/folders/"):>; post ; copy ; id ; note>; >>11065603 ; ; /folders/0BxxXllBUF2k-RHY2T0VUQVRuY1E ; Access Denied, maybe related: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/0BxxXllBUF2k>; >>11639930 >>11639880 ; ; /folders/0B_x4CW_0bZzjeGlWa3I1Nkdobnc ; Access Denied / empty folder>; >>11603656 >>11600536 ; ; /folders/0BxxXllBUF2k-NWw5VDBLdGZDLWs ; 404>; >>11297392 ; ; /folders/0B2Bgc-1rAnu9Tl9IcUg0V29BNDg ; 404>; >>11704409 >>11697656 ; ; /folders/0BxxXllBUF2k-UDVUd1I4QWJfYjQ ; Access Denied>; >>11245593 ; ; /folders/0B8sVWTfo4cDCbFN3MlI5N1F5YkE ; Access Denied>; >>11509346 ; ; /folders/0BxxXllBUF2k-R18xdk1MdktOYm8 ; Access Denied>; >>11679458 >>11669059 ; ipfs://QmYtzNwHHeSke6F5CwCmNmbv7u8ADzEP1kcdaaHDoikiCY/root/ ; /folders/0B71JhoXisYg_RUJzdXNHRms0LUU ; "puppet shit", https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B71JhoXisYg_RUJzdXNHRms0LUU?resourcekey=0-36n6kmbjA5VJ_WQWf-sUoA"puppet shit" incl. pony initials. 2 search result pages done
>>40364215https://gateway.pinata.cloud/ipfs/QmbUfu1dbEiQnn8GUiw2YGUYozgfY7JXtzh9q7ZRJx2Poo?filename=puppet%20shit-20230930T013731Z-001.zipImage from>https://web.archive.org/web/20221207193328/https://gfycat<dot>com/gifs/tag/gilda>https://web.archive.org/web/20230821191647if_/https://thumbs.gfycat<dot>com/SecondhandRequiredGrebe-size_restricted.gif
>>40362137The first 5.8 GB matches too - 00d90209a423a8814e1324d9e860311b52a40802 - the next 100M does not match.Image from>Best Yeehaw GIFs | Gfycat>https://gfycat<dot>com/gifs/search/yeehaw>https://web.archive.org/web/20230819014224if_/https://thumbs.gfycat<dot>com/AdolescentPleasedHind-size_restricted.gif
This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens and discussion.Previous thread:>>40194463Topics discussed:>long glom>lots of random glams>Why do you think people had such a hard time accepting Glimmer in the show? >>40263202>S5 finale fight >>40266549 >>40266822>more glim>more cute>How do you think Glimmy would feel to be with you? >>40289479>and some more glim for good measureEdits created:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
This might sound weird but I really wanna sex Glimmy.
Kissing Starlight all over her body and telling her she's a goddess.
>>40363415I don't get it. Moondancer is very emotional.
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Not having [REDACTED] in the op!ITT: Nothing, Making Twilight suffer just for the hell of it, HP fic recs, FanOfNothingAtAll, Reaching your ultimate climax, Horseword writing being the only thing that excites you, People being atrocious at using commas, Stygian stories, "pony butts are just that amazing", Non-gay coltcuddling, Unironic wingblades, Types of tragedy, Discussing the site logo, Dash the canon racist, Writing about a world of alicorns, An actual normal book, Pinkie x Shining, Writing grimdark, "You'll see ^:))))))", Tree sap, Your favorite alt universes, Twi and her [BLEEP] and some Tuna, Discoshy fics, Character tagging, Failing to deliver on poorly set up philosophical premises, Being thankful for the modicum of intelligence you have, Long fics with low reception, Some OS talk, and appealing to the lowest common denominator.>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe forty-sixth book is 'I Dream of Luna':>https://www.fimfiction.net/story/163879/i-dream-of-lunaIf (You) want to participate, read the entire story by the 1st.On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors forgetting that brevity is key? Fed up with 10k inner monologue chapters? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>40363295Too busy forging more votes to actually read it
Bout to finish a chapter and then editing. I'm really looking forward to sharing it here with you guys.
>>40363295>proofreading yourselfEveryone knows your own farts don't stink.
>>40363965>his farts don't stinkGet on my level, bitch.
>>40358091I'm looking for stories with good rimming scenesbonus points for luna or celestia being in there
Welcome back to No More Heroes! Last time:>You and Winter return to his home where Nocturne discusses the spa tickets she got for everyone, deciding to go the day after tomorrow. You spend the rest of the day hanging out.>The next day you take Echo to have her playdate with Thunderstruck. You switch over to Echo and allow Thunderstruck to lead you around, heading up to his room to play some video games before heading out to a nearby park and an arcade as well.>On the way back to his home the two of you are ambushed by three bullies of his from school. You drive them off by activating your powers though this reveals that you're a Super to Thunderstruck. He doesn't hate you for it, but actually thinks it's cool so the two of you return to his home.>You then switch back to Gael who returns to pick up Echo, though the playdate gets extended when Thunderstruck suggests a sleepover.Link to the previous thread if you need to catch up as well: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40020977/#40020977
>>40363735"Mmm. Claws are intricate; you can't just replace them with an exoskeleton and expect things to go off without a hitch. Might need something else to assist with that, gloves with muscle fibers from prosthetics or something. Good to hear she's recovering at least... You been working on anything interesting as of late?"Glad to hear! Sounds like the prof is somewhat reasonable at least.
>>40363735'A good thing for us. It'll make her a weaker shot. If I still had the blueprints, I would inspect them... but to help her of all griffons? Bull shit!'"I can't say I feel any sympathy after what she did to my sister... or the fact she shot me in the chest. Still, I can't help but to wonder which is the issue either; I followed those blueprints to the letter.""By the way, thank you for convincing her to pay me for my work. It was... unexpected, and- thank you."
>>40363735Well at least she doesn't have oil leaking into her blood or something. I'm a little surprised, most of my inventions don't work quite right, half expected the first time she tried to use it the exoskeleton would snap a bunch of her bones. Or maybe the power supply would have made her eyes glow.Kinda annoying the first time it works I don't have the chance to see it.
>>40363830>>40363852>>40363878'A good thing for us. It'll make her a weaker shot. If I still had the blueprints, I would inspect them... but to help her of all Griffons? Bullshit!'"Well at least she doesn't have oil leaking into her blood or something. I'm a little surprised, most of my inventions don't work quite right, half expected the first time she tried to use it the exoskeleton would snap a bunch of her bones. Or maybe the power supply would have made her eyes glow. Kinda annoying the first time it works I don't have the chance to see it," You say, "Still, I can't say I feel any sympathy after what she did to my sister... or the fact she shot me in the chest.""I don't blame you," He shrugs, "She's still one of the better people I deal with in my group.""Still, I can't help but wonder which is the issue; I followed those blueprints to the letter. Might need something else to assist with that, gloves with muscle fibers from prosthetics or something. Good to hear she's recovering at least."He nods a little."By the way, thank you for convincing her to pay me for my work. It was... unexpected, and- thank you."He looks at you with a bit of surprise, likely not having expected you to thank him, but he speaks after a moment."Uh, you're welcome. It surprisingly didn't take much convincing, I thought it would've taken a lot more but she only needed a little bit of poking.""...You been working on anything interesting as of late?""I have actually been trying to help Nascha with her claw problem. The most we have gotten though is an extension to the exoskeleton to cover her claws rather than stopping at her wrists."What do you do?
>>40364313Might be easier to weave special ballistic weave gloves around the digits to- We blink after a moment and shake out head.What are you trying to accomplish anyway? With the claws you can't really strengthen them without loosing dexterity twofold, she's a sniper, are you trying to make it so she can claw directly through metal? Why? It shouldn't be hard but she won't be able to do much else.Maybe some adjustable gloves she can attach and detach if she really needs strength in her claws sometimes, lets her take them off if she needs to do finer work... Why am I telling you this?
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.Previously on PTFG:>>40293205 - Beach Walk>>40205785 - Battle Royalehttps://ponepaste.org/8991 - Unfinished Pizzaportal epilogue by Gnishahttps://ponepaste.org/8967 - A Mare & Her Shark by NeaSunrise - Complete!https://www.fimfiction.net/story/537021/ - A Mirror, Brightly by Fructosehttp://derpy.me/wxs - WXS volume 1https://www.fimfiction.net/story/535796/ - The Montana Outbreak by Neighpalmhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/532512/ - Heroes Never Die by Shimmerist Arihttps://ponepaste.org/8902 - Cannon for sale by PinkeningComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>40362835Who gives a fuck? This isn't twitter
>>40362835Kirins aren't Asian they're just girls
>>40362835We all want to appropriate pony culture, and that's a good thing.
>>40362835I fell in love with zebra OCs after seeing a bit more variety in the comics and a small handful of well-crafted OCs. The neutral palette (perhaps with some subtle swatches of color) and a few personal touches on the stripe design make some of them look really spectacular.I have no logical reason not to have changed my ponysona to a zebra at this point, but as a pasty motherfucker, I feel like you and I are in the same boat.
>Let me make you immortal anon. Let me in. Don’t you just hate the idea of growing old? Do you want to be slow and weak? Do you want your brain to turn to mush? If you were immortal, none of that would happen. Those naughty diseases wouldn’t even touch you. You know Twilight and Cadence are immortal and they love it. I’ve never made a human immortal before. If you don’t give in soon, I’ll have the guards haul you to my chamber where I can cast the spell. Why live a finite existence? Dont you wanna meet new ponies and creatures every century? See the whole world? See how technology advances? You’re only limiting yourself you know. If your parents were here they’d want me to make you immortal..
>>40362720I wish the retards that believe the "dead by 30" bullshit would do the world a favor and kill themselves by 30 since they seem incapable of understanding child mortality
>>40361968>I don't want to be a dirty inferior outsider forever.This so much. I want to be a pony to fit in with the ponies. I want to immerse myself in their culture, take part in their traditions, get my own cutie mark and do my best for the benefit of Equestria. I want to utilize my magic to help change the weather, or do magical research, or planting crops. I want to find my special somepony And start a family.It's not just about having a pony body, it's living life as a pony.
>>40362926Horn long.Face long.Face first, horn blocksHorn first, face blocks
>>40361956I don't need the world when I have you.
>>40361956An eternity with my true love? Sounds good to me.
Previous Thread (#118) >>40176293https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40176293/#q40176293Humiliation as a service.>What is this thread about?This thread is dedicated to stories that have clear dominate and submissive roles; both with and without consent.>What exactly is welcome in this thread?A wide variety of stories are welcomed here; from non-consent and sexual slavery, to abusive manipulation and psychological domination, to maids and extortion, and even healthy consensual relationships with BDSM role-play elements.Other variations are welcome as well, so long as they are complementary to the domination/submission focus of the thread.Up to date archives:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>40362478>I'm trying to get some stuff ready for KinktoberDo you have any side story shorts in mind for the rubber ponies story ?
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/215795/1/queen-of-diamonds-mattricoles-version/queen-of-diamondsWhat about this in a more kinky, but still comedic take ? Twilight being overthrown and trapped into some restraint suit by Diamond and other fillies who were tired of her annoying rules.And the adults in towns sort of going along with this new ruler because now they can have their depraved fun without the princess's prudish decrees in place ?
So i just found an interesting idea that i want to pitch out. Imagine having a pony trained to live in heavy latex and then being forced to not only work in it but then crawl back in to bed and present themselves for a night of kinky fun. Kinda like this:https://derpibooru.org/images/3026153
>>40362024That’s true, but she should also enjoy showing off her body, and remember that latex helps showing off her body.Also the subliminals tell her she enjoys being a slave and being submissive. But how about the one who bought the device how does she avoid the subliminals, or rather how does she think she avoids the effects, and how effective is her attempt to block them.Could be a interesting story if told from the perspective of the mare hypnotizing, as she slowly realizes how much she wants to be a slave.
>>40363927>pony trained to live in heavy latex and then being forced to not only work in it but then crawl back in to bed and present themselves for a night of kinky fun.I want to give Octavia that role.
Once again, we're here to talk about our favorite filly. Discuss all things Cozy.Also, there is a Fimfiction writing contest ending in like half an hour: https://www.fimfiction.net/group/213908/cozy-glow/thread/521253/cozy-glow-short-story-contest-4-guidelinesHas produced some cool stuff so far.Here are some fics that has Cozy as either the main or one of the main characters:one-chapter stories:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/427864/oh-come-on-i-just-wanna-rule-equestriahttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/460992/space-to-breathehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/448067/do-pegasi-dream-of-magic-cloudshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/456700/actions-have-consequenceshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/476973/a-work-of-fictionhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/462903/namesakehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/428136/a-nice-game-of-chessComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>40351520>ficsBest Cozy Glow spank fic? Or punishment rape fic of her?
>>40364267Well, there aren't any in the op because most people here, including myself prefer her to have a happy ending. There are some fics though that would fit that.For spank fics, I guess the spanking thread would have some. I did take a glance at it and they seem to have a pretty good archive. Can't say which one is the best though. Maybe try lurking/posting there? Maybe some anon might write up something if you give them ideas or you can try it yourself. Post it here if you find anything good though. There's probably nothing people here would like, but you never know. As for rape fics, I can't really advise much as I don't read a lot of m rated fics on fimfiction as they are usually overly edgy which I find boring. It should be easy enough to put a Cozy and porn tag with its search option.
>>40364113The guy who wrote it labeled it romance, but yeah, at most, Flurry has a little infatuation going on, but it's not very front and center.
>>40363961Same can be said for Tempest. Luna feeling neglected is not too dissimilar.Ponies don't seem to take abandonment very well.
Physical Media editionPost, discuss, and appreciate best music horse
She doesnt take baths often.
Indeed, most attractive of all the music horses, and most worthy to be filled with satyrs.
>>40363570What are her favorite cello concertos and why?
>>40363575Too busy playing the cello. She get's so into it that you could do anything to her and she wouldn't notice.
>>40363637I’ve always thought her to be very into the classics so Bach’s Cello suite 1. Popular no doubt but for a very good reason
>social anxiety>fear of failing>a little clumsyi can relate to her (sometimes)
>>40361891She doesn't shower.Opaline's castle doesn't have a shower and she's too afraid to go to the one at the brighthouse.
>>40361904She sometimes jumps into the river, then rolls in the grass for a bit.
>>40361919Wow what a stinkyhead.I want to marry her
>>40343621How could they ruin the only good part about G5?
Return of the editions editionOLD THREAD: >>40350446IMPORTANT: Due to recent attacks from malicious individuals abusing an in-game exploit to crash the server, the password to the server has been temporarily relocated to the group chat room of the /mlp/ TF2 Steam group (https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlptf2_) while we work on fixing the issue. If you know have someone from the server added, ask them for an invite to the Steam group. If you're brand new to the server, please submit a join request and make a post in the thread.Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit our official website to check out the server info from your browser: https://mlp.tf/If you'd like a custom icon on the mlp.tf scoreboard, post your Steam ID and attach your desired icon in the thread.Server IP: tf2.15.ai OR 74.91.123.131:27015Password: check filenameSteam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlptf2_Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>40364163181 cm for my euro frens
>>40363953Is that surprising?
>>40364265considering his OC, yeah
>>40363677calm down peko
>>40364279I don’t understand
