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she can suffocate me with her thighs and i would die happily
Poinker? Yes
>>36604781I want Pinkamena to cut me.
>>36602288We ignoring...? Ok then, yes, Pinkie doesn't know what sex is.
>>36605449i mean does it matter?????? sex or no sex this fine mare will have my heart forever
Rainbow Roadtrip specialWritten by Kim Beyer-Johnsonhttps://vault.mle.party/videos/watch/ef73525d-d987-427d-82c6-fa0dfda7db69Pony Life:https://mega.nz/folder/Ji5VkAwY#BYzHARWDjj-djo8e4WTsnQYouTube Playlist of pony shortshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNXV9Mb7egjF3LS1ZJYqDdI6JNzFM3o7oMy Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria, Vol. 1Download link https://www.mediafire.com/file/j76lgbbq1nibrrj/MLP_The_Manga_Vol_1_HD.rar/fileGet a physical copy https://sevenseasentertainment.com/books/my-little-pony-the-manga-a-day-in-the-life-of-equestria-vol-1/My Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria Vol. 2Download linkComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36605875Hes gonna roll ithes gonna roll it like a PRO
>>36605875nothingthe ball is inert
>>36605286>>36605559If only I could for real
How long until they become tainted by EqGfication?
>>36606061Why do you care
Adventure Awaits EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>36458889Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Ex Waifu Ex Machinahttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewYouTube playlist:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36603385>Those socks
>>36604060I would've loved seeing these two getting over their differences but whatever.
>>36605253same here. That friendship would've been legendary
>>36600657Good to see you here Mobius! Been a long time watcher and huge fan of your work and greens, hope you're doing well.I still re-read your Casual Friday green often, any plans to continue that? I still have all the desuarchive links saved of that green that you haven't updated on ponepaste.
Here's one I had last night, taken from my dream journal:I was at a storefront where they were selling mlp figurines. They only had one figurine per character, and they cost $100. I wanted the Twilight Sparkle figurine, but I didn't have enough money. The store let you get a reserve note, they only gave out one per figurine, and you had to have one to buy a figurine. I got a Derpy reserve note and waited. Eventually, someone came by who wanted the Derpy figurine. He was a blonde teenager. I told him that I had the reserve note for Derpy and would sell it to him. He said "That's not fair. You have all the money, and I have to give you more?" I reply, "Isn't that what a store is anyway?". I have started to realize that I would rather have a Derpy figurine than a Twilight one, but I trade the note for his money anyway.>ITT: Discuss dreams, ponies
>>36602536Well that certainly was something. I wonder why your dream self was just like, "yeah, this'll do". But hopefully pony is next.
>>36603362Never heard of kohlette until today and I've gotta say, the fandom does not cease to amuse me. But hey, that's actually a good start regardless. That could actually be the starting point for pony dreams. Little things like that which eventually become full blown pony encounters.
Bumpity.
Bump because I wanna go to pony dreamland through weird hellish pentagrams.
>>36605894Lol. Not quite, but sweet dreams anon.
IWTCIFH.
>>36601350Absolutely marvelous. I hope you continue, anon.
>>36601350write u fuk
>>36601842>>36602275>>36602352>>36604754>>36605254I'll try to keep it going but I can't write every day. Keep the thread bumped for me till I get some free time
>>36605432will do
>no hoovesBut still funny
Previous thread: >>36442722/mlp/ MC Server (16th thread)>What do we have here?Comfy Vanilla MinecraftCurrently on version 1.16.3, with support for clients as old as 1.7. You can also join on Bedrock Edition.You do not need to buy the game. You can join with a pirated copy (several cracked launchers exist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVKxtIvjLJo) [Embed]You can change your skin with the command /skin (url) - Example: /skin https://i.imgur.com/FPOswHg.png>RulesMust be +18. Sad we even have to mention this.No hacking.Raid/grief/stealing is discouraged, except within reason. (Unlikely)>Where?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36599580the zone wherein gaming commonly occurs
>>36599580Gamare Zone
>>36599580The Carpal Tunnel
>>36599580Pone Games Inc.
bump
Right Back Round Again EditionAll Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!Archives (green, thread, plus downloads): https://dazzlefan.club/Guides for Aspiring Writers:https://ponepaste.org/1661https://ponepaste.org/1659https://ponepaste.org/1658Art Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0Steam group:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36605835The eyes in this are fucking with my head. I kinda like it though.
Smelly dumb dazzle scum- this post was made by #Shimmergang
I don't normally post the same question in multiple threads, but in case it sparks discussion: If you had a baby with one of the dazzlings, then took it back through the portal, what would it turn into?
Also, is there any canon or consensus yet on the "what they did for the past 1000 years" question?
>>36605997
post fillies or else i will crack your dick
>>36605704Honey I told you, if you can't make it to the bathroom, use my mouth
>>36605747At least he didn't deleted his fics for now
>>36605910He sadly cancelled the Luft time travel fanfic he was gonna do. The only thing left is chapter 2 of the fic, chapter 1 is lost forever
>>36603556>>36605267Ah shit. Now I get it.
>>36603588Who knows, they might even be cute. Like Apple Bloom that was a G4 original while the other two were around for more generations.
Post any, in regards to individual characters or whole races or w/e.Whenever I approach this topic, I do so in an evolutionary perspective. For example, it makes way too much sense to deny that Unicorns have evolved to feel attracted to those with magical prowess. This must be the case. It's similar to how human women like strong men (because they are providers, and can defend the mother and her offspring from danger) and men like soft, curvaceous women (because it makes them good caregivers, and shows they have healthy genes with which to produce offspring). Unicorns are the same, but Unicorns don't remotely value physical strength in their species, because a good wizard completely wipes the floor with any strong but non-magic adversary. Magic is what the Unicorn race is uniquely built around, in place of strength.Mother nature MUST favor strong spellcasters in the Unicorn race. I don't think non-Unicorns would necessarily care too much if their mate happened to be magically powerful, but a Unicorn would innately find magical skill and raw magical power to be very sexy. And I think they would NOTICE too. I think that Unicorns can instinctively sense when they are standing in the presence of a person who is magically powerful—their horn detects it.I'm not saying that they'd slut themselves out merely for display of magic proficiency alone, but what I am saying is that Unicorns kinda can't help feeling sexual attraction to someone who is clearly magically powerful. Like how you see a hot woman, and even if you try to behave platonically around them there's always a voice in the back of your head saying 'ideal mate detected'.
>>36602985Kirin are completely hermaphroditic
ponies having no genitals is the canon, so ponies don't have sex
>>36602985rara a slutrd is crustyaj fucks her broflutterbutter smells like animal pissponko's asshole looks like a vuvuzelatwi is an ugly fujo
>>36604807That fine or even be better, the only reason I say earth pone + dragon = draconequus is because they have a vague "connection to the earth" which also includes animals, and draconequui are chimeric so at least that SOMEWHAT explains it.>>36604816Saucy.
Unicorns can touch the inside of their asshole just by mere thought. Unlike humans, it's not awkward to reach back there for them, they can go much deeper than a finger can and there is no risk whatsoever of being unhygenic if you touch inside there with magic.Many Unicorns over the course of 10s of thousands of years would idly play with the inside of their asshole, purely out of boredom.They realized it felt kinda nice. Therapeutic, like.It's something their bodies would have evolved to tolerate and roll with.Unicorns like anal—many male Unicorns are gay or bi.
Anon, You're not seeing other mares, are you?
Shoot meFree me from this wretched existence
>>36602757No, >>36603220 and >>36603224 are dumbasses. Tulpas lack a physical form and if they did want you to die, you really fucked up when it came to helping them develop. Besides, that would mean they would die as well.
>>36598938I am. Now finish the job.
>>36598952I find that nose to be extremely disconcerting.
>>36598938I was never seeing you in the first place, burgerbelly.
It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./sun/day Story Archives:https://poneb.in/F2iArQf1https://poneb.in/UXDGuZbxhttps://ponepaste.org/4028 - 3 new stories!Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Previous thread: >>36484680
>>36604120It was a flood, first announcement was nearly 40 threads.
>>36604497That calmed down though. And something tells me it will take a similar drop route to Pony Life.
>>36604497>>36604510Yeah, those are literally the designs for the new show and there were 40 threads for not even a few hours.People saw it and immediately lost interest. Glimmer spam was worse and lasted for days or even weeks.
Last Thread >>36442478The clusterfuck fuckhueg torrent: https://u.smutty.horse/lzhhiiqvwnt.torrentBecause more people should be mirroring this stuff.I am not the original OP, nor am I affiliated with the torrent, El Cloppero, or anyone else. I just think that more copies of this should be around. I also think that I might want more updates from the TorrentAnon. More peers now means more seeds later means a more stable swarm means more data preserved means more likelihood of a continuation of the site's niche in some form.Data preservation is inherently worthwhile.For the swarm!
>>36605955that's actually qbittorrent stats. in the GUI in lower right corner you should have a button
>>36605778>Are you talking about the github scripts I linked to ?No, I'm talking about the parents who want to throw their child onto the internet unsupervised, but simultaneously expects the random unsupervised internet to behave like a cordoned off kindergarten nursery.
>>36605962Thank goodness. For some reason, I was only seeing the upload/download speed buttons on the bottom right. I just couldn't see that button one step above it.
>>36605983you're welcome, anonalso 1 more China and 2 USA have joined (or changed their clients)
>>36606000dayum these are my third triples itt>>36605778>>36605667and these are just 1 shy off triples>>36605955>>36590455>>36587066checked>>36588404>>36589420also checkedbread is blessed by dubs gods
Starlight loves you and is working to bring you to Equestria.Previous Thread:>>36477764Some selected fanfics:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/396744/the-maretian>Sequel to established story - Changeling Space Program - Starlight is the genius behind the first FTL engine. However, a critical flaw linked to an essential safety feature is overlooked in a freak accident and forces the crew in to our universehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/359176/pandemic>Starlight is the right hoof mare to Twilight in first an intricate mystery in Canterlot, and later spanning dimensionshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/300384/im-offensive-and-i-take-offense>Commissar Starlight fulfills her destinyhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/438032/out-of-time>Starlight Glimmer taking advantage of Anon in a very naughty way RGRE storyhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/432044/anon-and-starlight-adventuresComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36603619>>36603703>Fallout Equestria>Glimmy, being a competent but broken unicorn goes to work for the Ministry of Arcane Sciences>Glimmy is at Maripony when the bombs fall>Glimmy gets dunked in I.M.P.>Littlepip kills Goddess>Glimmy misses Unity.
>>36600769>ywn feel her hot breath under your chin as you embrace her little head closer to your chest.mind the horn
>>36604521Sleeping with Starlight must be paradise.
Tism central
>>36606029
Previous Thread: >>36554351Post pics and love Sunset.Sunset Sunday Ponepaste - https://ponepaste.org/3956Sunset x Anon by XMRWRITEFAGX - https://ponepaste.org/3957Burning Sensation (NSFW, Mutant Sunset x Anon) by SUPERKEATON - https://ponepaste.org/3958Cold by BOLTGREENS - https://ponepaste.org/3959Sunset EQG Shorts - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNXV9Mb7egjHnPs8HxD56ec6qea0A-b7eGood Vibes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ygTvEUnXW8 Sunset Shimmer sings "You Are My Sunshine" - https://clyp.it/q5dz4aqe
>>36605044>i want to make retarded kids with sunset>i don't give a fuck about what happens to themWas your mom super hot and your dad a faggot like you?
>>36605434Nope. My mom's ugly af. I'm pretty smart though. My genes should cancel out the retardation so everything's a-okay
Bedtime Anons.
>>36605926Looks like a Roald Dahl character.
>>36606007I'd still fuck a couple children into her.
RULES OF NATURE EditionITT: We discuss the male characters from My Little Pony, as well as Rule 63 versions of the female characters. (previous thread reached bump limit)previous thread: >>36503935
>>36605943
What were they thinking with this episode?Were they trying to make him sexy on purpose?
>>36605949ALIIIIIVE
>>36605949ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
>>36606017FOR A WHILE
