>There's two kinds of stories. The ones people complain about, and the ones nobody reads.ITT: worst story ever, cartoon horses, communism vs predestination, time travel and cutie booties, manifestos, ponies using technology to destroy tension, civilization crumbling, clopfics are bad, clopfics are good, clopfics are inoffensive but they flood the featured box too much, friend-computer is your friend, Fluttershy's pet erases memories, "oh shit I'm writing ponies" moments, siege warfare, Coronavirus stories, a priest converts ponies to following Jesus, learn English goddamnit, HiE is garbage, HiE is great, HiE is of dubious quality but inoffensive, The Moon's Apprentice has an omake sequel, gut punches, everyone hates Background Pony, Trixe, who's making the new thread-oh it's a faggot cool>FiMFiction Starter Kit (recommended fics):Winners:http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngRenomination of fics for an updated list is currently in progress:http://198.27.67.67:8000/>How do I write fanfiction?Ezn’s guide - https://eznguide.neocities.org/Politics and the English Language - https://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - https://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4fComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35159759You can't approach something when you're not moving.
>>35159774Some people write dailies, and some people write yearlies, right? ...right?
>>35159779But anon, the last chapter was nearly 2 years ago
>>35159787Anon, I just want to believe. Is that too much to ask?
>>35158449I'm guessing GAOA actually did update on April Fool's Day? Might need to give us a recap of what's gone on to bring us all back up to speed.
TwAIlight welcomes you to the Pony Voice Preservation Project!https://clyp.it/tm03e5enThis project is the first part of the "Pony Preservation Project" dealing with the voice.It's dedicated to saving our beloved pony's voices by creating a neural network based Text To Speech for our favorite ponies.Videos such as https://youtu.be/GuJKTodX1FA. or https://youtu.be/DWK_iYBl8cA have proven that we now have the technology to generate convincing voices using machine learning algorithms "trained" on nothing but clean audio clips.With roughly 10 seasons (9 seasons and 5 movies) worth of voice lines available, we have more than enough material to apply this tech for our deviant needs.https://derpy.me/PHsCnAny anon is free to join, and many are already contributing. Just read the guide to learn how you can help bring on the wAIfu revolution. Whatever your technical level, you can help.Document: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xe1Clvdg6EFFDtIkkFwT-NPLRDPvkV4G675SUKjxVRUWe now have a working TwAIlight that any Anon can play with:15.aiComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
imagine the smellhttps://youtu.be/GXWZgrF6lAo
>>35149653They did a Carl featured sports webisode thing called Carl's Lock for multiple seasons, might help get some more pure Carlhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aAqf6BzABLA
>>35159705I'm sorry, but why the fuck.
Anon bout to get lucky https://vocaroo.com/gmqLQ03KWx4>Rainbow Dash flies off>Look down to wrist watch to check time>6:57PM>SHITSHITSHITSHIT
https://u.smutty.horse/lugwnexorgo.wav
Previous thread: >>35021854Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags--BG9:https://pastebin.com/rnmM7QJk (Mane Seven)https://pastebin.com/BFZq3W6t (Sunset Shimmer)Pheno: https://pastebin.com/Vryifbp1 (Limestone)AlexanderGrey:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35157036>coofBasement dwelling permavirgins get >>>/out/.
>>35120967https://clyp.it/edfqsso2?token=78da91cd4c1b16ee9940ab6033c1d4bfthe future/now could be better but nice
>>35120406So human vag>Pony trenchWe can agree on this in here?
Top Gun1/?>"Pick a card, any card.">Trixie's gaudy outfit makes her look like something between a cosplay and a stripper.>Her slight slavic accent was smooth and exotic.>Her target giggled.>Trixie was suppose to wingman for you tonight.>Instead, she was picking out the hottest women in the bar and hitting on them with dumb magic tricks.>"Remember, Goose, it's not the words you say, but how you say it.">Great. Now she's making Top Gun references. Somehow she actually sounded kinda like Tom Cruise.>Didn't her country get bombed for like a year by NATO during the 90's or something?>Might as well play along."Well, Maverick, just remember to tell my wife I love her before I get killed in a training accident. There's not way that actually worked, right?">She pulled out a card with the blonde's number from seemingly nowhere.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35159505>>Instead, she was picking out the hottest women in the bar and hitting on them with dumb magic tricks.I can already picture this going hilariously wrong.
>Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/plague/Things you should know:>Your QM has a bad sleep schedule.>He appreciates your patience.>Open your mind to the impossible.What we learned last thread:>The Trolls are slobs.>Time travel, Vampyres, and ghosts may still be fake.>Zap is now missing an eye.And what will we learn in this thread? That all depends on what happens next IN THE YEAR OF THE PLAGUE!(very sorry for letting the last thread die, guys)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>35158618>>35158657Finally! Fina-fucking-ly free! Damn, it's hard for you to contain your excitement."I guess I'll see you tonight. One unconscious bastard coming up." you say as you turn and wave a hoof."You'd best remember that you are bound by the rules! You are my Pawn, and no others can give you orders."You're silently laughing your ass off at him. Even by their own rules, he's screwed up. Just like he said, if the Turning Ceremony isn't done right, then it's all null and void. Maybe you'll get the opportunity to gloat about it to his face sometime - hopefully when you get your hooves on a fucking gun.For now though, several options come to mind.>Immediately return to the Fellows' manor.>Go back to the Lost Causers and fill them in on a few things.>Go back to Grim's shop tell her about Morrow and the Toad Theory - maybe see if you can get a gun or something else useful.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35159436We shouldn't push our luck, we should immediately get out of their territory.Head back to the fellows manor heading towards the lost causes an first in case someone is tailing us before going straight to the manor.
>>35159436>Go back to Grim's shop tell her about Morrow and the Toad Theory - maybe see if you can get a gun or something else useful.Might as well, we won't have another chance.
>>35159436What's going on in our sick head? The ceremony was inconsequential simply because it was a ceremony. What's important is what Morrow believes in, and he believes that the ceremony gave im a reason to hunt us down if we won't assent to his demands or something like that. We cannot attack this belief without dying. Everything is just as bleak and hopeless as it always was. Stop being so fucking happy!>Immediately return to the Fellows' manor.Probably not this. It is exactly what Pilaster wants us to do. Everything that has something to do with Pilaster is a trap and should be avoided at all costs. The only real quests that leads us to the manor right now is Grim's message to Requiem, fuck them both.>Go back to Grim's shopNot this. We can try, but she won't let us in. Why would she? There was just one happy memory in our life, and she sucked it out of us already. We're useless to her. She was the vampire monster the fellows were "communing" with the whole time, wasn't she?>Go back to the Lost Causers and fill them in on a few things.Maybe? But not now, we're not ready! We don't know how to destroy the trolls once and for all, we don't even know what supplicants really are! Morrow may be an idiot, but ordering a recruit to send a sympathetic stranger to the rack almost guarantees an attempt of defection. He's either trying to teach us a lesson or expecting us to do exactly this and earn Causers' trust. Maybe both.
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, dragons, gryphons, changelings, draconequus, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.For the list of PTFG's recently updated stories, see below.Archive of over 450 stories, as well as additional links and materials:http://derpy.me/PonyTFBelow are some suggested writing prompts.Mailbag:>An anonymous gift arrives in the post, unmarked but containing some sort of swag related specifically to your brand of horsefagging, an original character of yours. In the days, hours, or minutes after contact with the contents of the parcel, you begin to experience some changes.Outbreak:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35158995https://imgur.com/a/dO9TgThis one?
Guys... someone from another thread has something to say. I doubt this is true, but what’s the standard procedure?
>>35156491>https://pastebin.com/2Agf6m1LAdded to the google doc.http://derpy.me/PonyTF
>>35158805>>35159024Need a story about these two seducing each other while not realizing they're both anons how telefragged each other's pones.
A thread dedicated to ponies/humans who love you(maybe a little too much). >"cheating", editionPrevious thread:>>35021028StoryDoc:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PWotDirRogF54RysZBuZriFiSJdy8ZI6vTzgJeEUzZI/editPromptDoc:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1L_BKQaWsnrWafATRXDFx7HBEUC-yN1mrT8F6OP_63NU/editThread template:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jr_zYQp1ZyMsfsivKyIrMxuUKn2fNtDM2-vcgOGHDuo/edit
>>35158464>>35157927>>35149100>>35148652These could all fit into the same timeline
>>35157927>The door deconstructs into a pile of splinters under the power of Celestia's magic.>Her eyes immedietly home in on you.>She's terrified there actually will be a mare in your bed.>To her relief, she finds you alone.>You're staring back at her, wide eyed, with one hand on your hard cock and the other holding a lewd pin-up.>But not just any lewd pin-up.>Specifically, a pin-up that's an artist's rendition of Celestia, fully spread, everything on display.>Supple teats above a begging marepussy and a puffy, soft asshole, while she gazes at the viewer with a coquettish visage.>The paper is clearly crusty from times you've previously appreciated it.What would Celestia do next?
>>35159341Probably vaporize the pin-up. Celestia refuses to be replaced by some whorse made out of paper! It doesnt even matter that it was a picture of her. Any competition must be eliminated.
>>35159341>>35157927I'm glad Celestia is very supportive of my coomer behavior.
>>35159620I don't think she is. She's actually just trying her best to stop you from cumming into a napkin and start cumming into her.If you were to relent and become her husband, she probably wouldn't let you masturbate ever.She might even want you to wear a chastity cage. She'll probably wear a chastity belt as well(it would match yours of course). They'll both be gold with ivory trim, yours will have her cutie mark on it, hers will have your question mark on it.Whattya think, Anon? Would you wear a chastity cage/belt for yandere Celestia?
Previous thread: >>35096627Thread for all your pony and no hooved yuri needs. Ignore the bait, no shipping war faggotaryStories and old Threads https://pastebin.com/A22VErxsFeatured Stories:By Sadnon :Automatons and Dreamshttps://pastebin.com/r2fVGQmqFleur and Marble Piehttps://pastebin.com/7dWt7rhbComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35159445>There was a small window that peaked out into the world beyond the cramped space.>The sunlight she had seen seemed to evaporate and already streaks of purple and orange were cresting the tree line.>”Oh. You have to go.”>Autumn’s face went blank for another second, but in a flash she was grinning from ear to ear and drained both mugs of tea.>”I’ll lead you back, okay, okay? Come on!”>Autumn grabbed her by the wrist and tugged her out of the small cave and into the waning sun.>Marble squeaked as she was nearly dragged through the forest, prickly pines and scraggly bushes pulling at her skin and hair and clothes.>She had to wonder how Autumn’s hair wasn’t being caught in every tight crevice in the foliage they squeezed through, but it seemed she knew her way around the forest.>Marble felt exhausted by the time Autumn finally stopped, and she was certain they walked a lot more than they had to.>Perhaps it was Autumn simply enjoying having someone to talk to, but Marble couldn’t really say.>That is, when she decided to talk.>Several times she had descended into blank silences and her face was flat and unmoving, and she moved almost mechanically, yet her footing was still sure.
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>>35159448>”Hey, hey. This is where you wanted to go right? Right?”>Autumn pointed to the outer wall of the college.>Her smile grew a little strained as she took a step back into the depths of the forest.>”Sorry, sorry. It’s… Been a while.”>Her face fell flat again, and for a moment Marble could see Maud’s face in place of the tanned, red-headed woman before her.>Marble felt her heart lurch in her chest.“I…” She swallowed hard, “I go to the forest sometimes.”>Autumn looked deep into her eyes, and Marble tried her best to look away, but her oddly amber eyes were mesmerizing.>”Okay! Okay! See you soon, then?”>Marble nodded.>Autumn gave her one last cheek-splitting grin and seemed to disappear into the foliage.>Marble sighed and stepped out of the forest’s boundaries.>She cringed when she looked down at herself, covered in foliage and clothes streaked with green pigment.>She really needed a shower…Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35159460This is kinda giving me a University Days vibe, it's a nice warm feeling in these trying times. Real curious to see where this one heads. Also how about pick related, but not shipped with the usual suspects.
Who should have won the Spikebowl?
god spikefags are pathetic
>>35158088>>35158144Yes
>>35157637Anyone except Rarity. She was perfectly content to string him along forever and only started paying attention to him once Spike starting spending more time with someone else.
>>35157637Discord
>Wanting Spike to species mixEw, just give him Smolder and be done with it.
The story so far:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/457581/the-ending-of-the-end-love-and-tolerance-edition (revised version, has better writing, newer material)https://pastebin.com/3cMif0D5 (DEPRECATED, original format, not recommended)Previous thread:>>35035695Archives:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/34208246/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/34313845/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/34429124/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/34611612/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/34718526/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/34802570/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/34916198/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35157115Daaaaw
>>35154680This is actually great!
>>35157115Best artist.
>>35147411Hug Midnight
bump!https://www.fimfiction.net/story/448376/the-engineer
Because the beauty of Hyrulean mares must not perish from the face of the world.
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>>35152813boop
>10aaaa why do I gotta be awake at 4am to save thisburgers it's your job to keep it alive at this time
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>>35158764I was waiting until the last moment cause I didn't want to infect her with my disease.
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>>35158836
>>35157807But wonderful, wonderful sluts
>>35156618
>>35158677>tags: paizuri, skullfuck
previous >>34998889ITT: We explore any and all sorts of ideas for the underutilized and under-developed Shadowbolts from Equestria Girls.---Completed Stories:Treating Miss Sweet by ChurroAnon- https://pastebin.com/7r8iCJ2U---Ongoing Stories:To Listen (Part 1) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbLGame of Headphones (Part 2) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35159105>You sit in front of the TV trying to figure out what just happened.>Slowly something begins to form.>Why was that collar in her sock drawer?>She kept that first collar in her nightstand along with her other toys.>What was so special about that one?>Don't think she will answer that.>Hmm...>It's getting close to 7 and you haven't eaten yet.>Maybe you you can think on this better with a burrito.>Before you go you crack open her door>"Uh Hey, I'm going out for a burrito, you want anything?">...>"Can you get me a taco salad... please?" she gently whispers from under the sheets.>"Sure thing" you say as you close the door.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35159236Not bad. Would like more if you got it.
>>35158510>>35158922>>35159105>>35159236>contentNice.>sexual deviancyAtleast it's a mundane one.
>>35159236>"YOU FUCKING RETARD!" Sour Sweet yells jumping from her seat.>Sugar Coat gently pulls her back down.>"I'm getting the feeling this is much worse than I thought." you reply.>"It was pretty bad... no idea why she would keep that thing" Sour says.>There is an awkward period of silence before anyone speaks again.>"Has she ever told you about her last boyfriend?" Sugar asks.>You shake your head, she never mentioned an old boyfriend.>"HE WAS A FUCKING DICK!" Sour Sweet shouts.>"STOP FUCKING SWEARING OVER THERE!!!" someone yells from behind the counter.>"He was in fact as Sour Sweet eloquently put it, a dick" Sugar says.>"We could go on for hours about the shitty things he's done but we don't have time for that." She continues.>Sour Sweet opens her mouth to shout before looking off towards the front counter and deciding against doing so.>Sugar pats her on the head before continuing further.>"It's what he did with that specific... device... just before ending that relationship that's relevant"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35159580>Sunny has some weird friends.>You drive home thinking what if anything you should do.>You open the door to find Sunny wrapped in a blanket on the couch.>"Oh just in time, I was getting hungry" She remarks as you walk in.>"Wha- Oh god damnit!">You forgot to get the food.>"Sorry, I ran into your friends there and had a nice little chat with them and must have forgot">"Who was there?" she asks.>"Sugar Coat and Sour Sweet" you reply as you look for something to cook up in the fridge.>"Oh! Sour Sweet's ban is finally up?">You stop for a moment.>"I think she re upped her ban while I was leaving...">Sunny giggles.>"So what did you three chat about?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Light bondage editionPrevious romantic dinner with a bat, where you were holding her wing and she was blushing very hard >>34975638>Writers pastebin:http://pastebin.com/rfngWmsc (embed)>Story Archive (Cloud):http://derpy.me/BatStoryArchiveshttp://derpy.me/Bat_Pony_Stories>Image Archive (Cloud):http://derpy.me/BatPictureshttp://derpy.me/cheeki_breeki (nsfw)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>35159471You won't stop me from yeeting his seed anally! Channeling the spirit of the Swedes! Big gay turn on! Helllooooo sailor! A I D S that spells Adidads!
>>35158714Punk bats are real sweethearts on the inside
>>35159688spunki bati pon
>>35159701Spunky and skunky, but after the day a total snugglebug with abandonment issues and physical closeness and contact thirst
Previous thread: >>35043817(Archive Link: http://yuki.la/mlp/35043817)>What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies being enslaved.>Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:http://web.archive.org/web/20161002155334/http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJthttps://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3https://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35159365Looks like by April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away.
>>35159513Glad you got over whatever sickness you had, which may have been coronavirus, but that isn't true that it just goes away in warmer months.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojrtwXqqc6g It's finally happened, lads. I wish SWF was here to see this.
>>35158217Like, 2015 . . . longer than I thought
>>35141381>Broken Bluebird level? Dash had pretty loose limits. She could fly around in a given radius, etc.
Stopping for the night.Have a good night or day!
>>35159017Night, Pluto!
>>35159017Night
I REALLY want to say "Lupad can take my place as me" but I know they'll object to that. Also if the changelings have the same powers as Cereza in Doors, then they would be able to sense that it's Lupad.What also sucks is that Lupad never mentioned to Caddy that she wasn't to return until the king was slain... So despite their woes about Cadwalader's injuries, it would be better if he joins one way or another to show the queen that Lupad failed. If Cadwalader weren't to join and Lupad isn't around, the queen might suspect something is up....I want to write something here about how his mom wouldn't take no for an answer, but they have quite the argument here especially since speed is a huge factor.If only that self healing plastic worked on wounds as well as it did to accelerate our birth... I want to fight their argument, even if it gets rejected, but the more I think on it, the less I can think of a plausible argument.
>>35158890Then what am I to do? Sit back here and do nothing? I'm no safer here, I've had two assassination attempts in as many days. At least going with the army I'll have them all there to watch my back.I already conceded to not going up the mountain and not being on the front lines...Let out a long sigh and rub our forehead with a hoof.I won't go, I'll stay back and recover. Maybe I'll try make some first drafts of peace agreements or something like that. Point our hoof at each of them, slowly directing it so it sweeps slowly in an ark.You though, all of you need to remember to drag yourselves back here when you're done. >>35159418I'd object to that, sending her is a bad idea. She's not proven trustworthy yet. Not something he'd ever suggest either.
