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Archive:https://mega.nz/folder/4gwEmCrJ#g0rinvi8aPkPzNvmuI3dkw/folder/Nox1FQbDhttps://pastebin.com/ajuLxA3FFeatured Story:Pinkie's Hearthswarming Eve (Old Fashioned Wife 3) by Anon (Unfinished)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36363775/#36427416Other archives and Pastebins:https://web.archive.org/web/20200130232004/https://hostbatch.com/spanking-archive/m/https://pastebin.com/u/asdtroi8895Discord with drawfriends, writefriends, and roleplayfriends:https://discord.gg/EwQS4mAComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36977596This is just devious, I love itImagine his crush coking in and seeing him getting paddled on the changing table
>>36977971*comingFilly coming into the bathroom to do coke, eh? Looks like some other naughty foal needs her backside blistered!
>>36977812>humiliation to another levelYea, I figured that there would be no more humiliating place to be spanked on in this situation.>Barnyard Bargains must be the Wal-Mart of Ponyville. No well-appointed lounge like in the ritzy Canterlot department stores.What else would you expect from a chain that originates from some random small town?>>36977971Never even thought about that. Imagine if she's one of the fillies giggling at his plight. Imagine how awkward it would be to be around her in school after this.>>36977972Or maybe whoever gave it to her and misinformed her of what it actually is.
>>36976540Or better yet, argue with his friend about it, have it overheard and have him be spanked if front of his friend since he watched him get spanked earlier.
>>36960156I wonder how common this was.
Rarity and Applejack are the only native Ponyvillites of the group.
>>36968517Huh, makes you think.
>>36968517True. I wonder how Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy got there. I can guess Rainbow was posted there to be the local weatherpony leader, but Fluttershy? She probably wanted to live on the ground anyway because of her talent, and so just choose Ponyville because her friend was sent thereMakes sense?
>>36977469Yes, lovely, just like my fanfictions.
bump
>>36969389>this
huh, she's blue and she's cute...guess I'll call her bluecute
>>36977619>HolodomorHohol
>>36977714kek
>>36974725cute!
>>36978208forgot to post my bluecute image
>>36974728based
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>>36977679Does she like belly rubs though?
>>36977693She has to
>>36977679plone blush
>>36959237pregnant droners
Wheres my flag jannies
>>36978394Cute
Wallflower is too uncared for to get a flag.. unless you force yourself into a general. I propose EQG Specials General. Yes I did not put those weird POP idol girls here literally no one cares about them. once this thread eventually dies /EqGSpecial/ Will exist or what ever it ends up being called if I remember
>>36972603I have an unfinished fic where anon and wallflower are stuck in a timeloop but only wallflower remembers, trying to rekindle their love and then escape on each loop.
>>36979064that is really cool.. I was just thinking of this idea yesterday.. are wallflower fans minds connected? group mind connections? when we think about certain things does that connect us to those other people? am i just making shit up? yeah, but seriously I did think of this EXACT idea yesterday
Pretty Eyes EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>36828735Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Ex Waifu Ex Machinahttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewYouTube playlist:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Best mom.
>>36978057such as "homophobic"
>>36965099based anon, i feel the same.
>>36974572Just brought it off amazon, thanks anon!
I've noticed that quite a few fans are either neutral on Spike, or don't like him, saying the show wasted his potential.How would you have fixed it so Spike would be more popular? Maybe reveal his parents? Or is Spike fine the way he is?
>>36978157>Starlight and her gay friend had parents episodes right off the bat>They were all shit characters who only harmed the series and attracted shit fans with shit tasteYeah, it fits.
>>36978130I enjoyed season 1-3 Spike, when he was just a sarcastic kid who was raised as a pony's assistant. Just For Sidekicks was one of my favorite episodes of the show, at a point. I just stopped paying attention to or thinking about him when his plots moved away from slice of life and he became a bland action hero.
>>36978130Reveal his hot sister.
>>36978130I've noticed you posted this same forum on derpi and keep spamming it here. >>36978789There's plenty of twilight lewds out there
>>36978130Leave Spike be a secondary character. He excels in that role.
Equestria is a vast and beautiful magical land. How about we post pictures that showcase just that?
https://twitter.com/SceneryPonyPics/status/1391153503431712771
>>36978423amazing """scenery""" they got here
>>36978423wow..
>>36978423Total trash.
why yes, I do watch season 1 at 1AM at night after losing my job
>>36977395You should just watch it without losing your job, silly.
>>36977526A gas station you say?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN8vF-zPh84
>>36978437That sucks
>>36978437So scammers successfully were able to scam you because you didn't know how to scan the tickets in the machine that tells you which tickets are winners and which aren't. Got it.
>>36977997That's an honourable way to go out if there ever was one
Self-Awareness editionITT: We discuss the male characters from My Little Pony, as well as Rule 63 versions of the female characters. (previous thread reached bump limit)previous thread: >>36809615 (You) (OP)
>>36978393owowanna make his wand disappear, if ya catch my drift
>>36978397I want to fuck his coltpussi
>>36978393hes so handsome bros
>>36978814It's weird that you think that he's handsome, but I think that he's cute. He seems to me like the kind of guy that's very confident right up until he has to be genuine or vulnerable, at which point he becomes totally meek and submissive.
Anyone else that fell in love with the world itself? Now don't get me wrong, mares are a good part of it and all, but I can spend hours daydreaming about Equestria and worldbuilding my own headcanon onto it. For some reason, this fantasy place draws me in much more than any other - seeing ponies casually living and exploring the place really fills my heart with joy.
>>36975611I agree, it is wonderful. It is incredible how some fantasy worlds are designed in a way that they can feel delightful, nostalgic, and even real. In my opinion, it's one of the most important, albeit underrated reasons why the show had the impact it got.It's also worth noting how much you can extract of good art. The main look of the world was created using concept art made by Dave Dunnet. Looking at these pictures gives me an unexplainable bittersweet feeling, it stimulates the mind and heart.
>>36978917More art: the rolling hills of Sweet Apple Acres give a feeling of nostalgia for the time I first saw this world, It strangely feels like I was really there.
>>36978967This pegasus heaven, although beautiful and still pristine, feels empty and abandoned without it's inhabitants. This reminds me of the strange feeling when I discovered the show had ended, long after I abandoned following pones. I'm back now to savor the bittersweet aftertaste.
>>36978967>It strangely feels like I was really there.Maybe you were, anon. Maybe you were...or maybe you will be.
>>36978997The center of a small, cultured, ideal city. How fun would it be to interact with the inhabitants of Ponyville?
>What is the 2021 4chan Spring Friendlies?Friendly divegrass matches featuring different 4chan and 4channel boards. These matches are just for fun and don’t matter towards any stats or placement in future cups.>When does /mlp/ play?Saturday 19:40 UTC vs. /sp/Sunday 20:20 UTC vs. /biz/May 15th 18:20 UTC vs. /wg/Then 2021 4chan WORLD CUP.>When do games start today?Friday, Saturday, and Sunday starting at 17:00 UTC >Where to watch?https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36975922safest mom
>>36975922She did a lot of saves, bless her
>>36975671>>36975733Thanks for the fun matches, I'm hoping for some quality boxheads.
So, what is our summer team again?
>>36979016>>36833967
Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36882465Post pictures of ponies, SFW or otherwise, you'd like to see edited by a generous editfriend. The worse the better!>Examples of what you can ask for (not limiting)-Anatomically correct edit-Clothing on pony edit (Lewd!)-Featureless crotch edit-Self-insert OC to Anon(pony) edit-Mouthpiece/Edits of Hate edit-OC to canon edit-Unicorn Twilight edit-YCH edits>Thread etiquetteComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36977967
>>36971137felt like adding some mood
>>36972857Realistic hoof shape might be best. Or really anything that isn't a swollen, prolapsed lump
>>36975110>the rest should be done by tomorrowfuck, totally forgot about thatwill do it tomorrow probably
>>36978745I'm impressed.
>"H-hey Anon... Thanks for hanging out with me today. Even though you were only pretending to be my boyfriend, it's the happiest I've felt in years. I know you'd never really date someone as ugly and pathetic as me for real. But I thank you for being humble enough to humor me. I'll cherish the time we spent together always... And in another life, if I was less weird, maybe you'd actually consider me for real.">She chuckles to herself and continues,>"Whoever your real marefriend is, she sure is lucky to be with someone as kind-hearted and amazing as you. I'm just a nerd, I really don't deserve to be with someone as awesome as you. I'd probably just bore you with all my talks about books and ancient pony knowledge.">She bites her lower lip,>"I'm pretty jealous of her.. She'll get to feel you hold her in your arms... And see you every day. It's something I could only dream of. S-sorry, maybe I've said too much. I'm holding you up, t-thanks again Anon.. You're the best."
>>36977579>he doesn't want to fuck the autistic nerd mare
>>36976894Can I eat your sweaty NEET ponut? Just ironically of course.
Take a shower you stinky pone
>>36977868Sure you can! She's extra "juicy" back there today, if you know what I mean.
>>36976894I'm sorry, who are you?
Explore a world where cute ponies do cute things. Or get (gently) thrown in jail.Previous Thread: >>36753638Prompt index and a must read to see what this is about:https://poneb.in/EdBW4qgXhttps://ponepaste.org/112https://ponepaste.org/113Short stories by Britanonhttps://pastebin.com/gFzcBHaLOne Prison Story Listhttps://pastebin.com/KwwB0NVYComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
would kinder pones do this to anon?
>>36978366>Kinderdash is a lot like MAS Dash>obsessed with monkeys and apes>becomes obsessed with anon after somehow managing to figure out he's a monkey>it doesn't help that while he can understand them, all they hear from him is monkey chatter
>>36978534>>Kinderdash is a lot like MAS DashHeadcanon accepted.
>>36978446>Pic related.>Little horsies get sick but they get sick from things like the sniffles and mild colds.>Anything more major and there's a big panic, almost similar to the one they'd get if they broke a leg or something.>Must be some weird instinct but once Anon catches some sort of Flu (Not the Coof, we swear) and lets the ponies know, they damn near act like he's on his death bed.
>>36978534>it doesn't help that while he can understand them, all they hear from him is monkey chatterYou could also make it less immersion-breaking by stating something like Anon just not having the right equipment to vocalize the whinnies and whatnot, despite developing a degree of understanding of pony language.Meanwhile the ponies have too small a sample group to decode Anon's language, without him spending literally all his time chatting up the scientists, and ponies themselves aren't quite built to speak Anon's language either.>if there are more humans, eventually both groups might develop a human-pony pidgin for basic communication, and then a full-blown creole, if things go smooth and they intermingleThat'd be pretty cool, I wonder what would that human-pony mishmash of a language sound like.
