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DON'T YOUFORGET ABOUT ME
Will you stand above me?Look my way? Never love me?Rain keeps falling, rain keeps fallingDown, down, down
she can suffocate me with her thighs and i would die happily
even killer pinkie could stab me and turn me into cupcakes and i would thank her
Poinker? Yes
>>36604781I want Pinkamena to cut me.
>>36602288We ignoring...? Ok then, yes, Pinkie doesn't know what sex is.
>>36605449i mean does it matter?????? sex or no sex this fine mare will have my heart forever
put nice pictures of smiling ponies
>>36602947
>>36602947bad meme lol
Love All Around EditionAll Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!Archives (green, thread, plus downloads): https://dazzlefan.club/Guides for Aspiring Writers:https://ponepaste.org/1661https://ponepaste.org/1659https://ponepaste.org/1658Art Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0Steam group:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36600445
>G5 tomorrowGet ready for drama!
>>36605571Really? Oh boy.
>>36605580Yep, should be a stream around 10:00am ETLooking forward to the board fallout.
>>36605820>>36605820>>36605820
What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. The top half is mostly human, the bottom is from pony mom (or pony dad). This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.>What about other species?The show had quite a few different intelligent species by season 8, 'everycreature' and all. Pick your poison, but /mlp/ is mainly into ponies.>What is the world/characters/personalities & attributes?The most common setting is one or multiple Anons in Equestria. Most of the established characters are in the list below, the personalities mostly vary from green to green. Just ask the thread about common headcanons.Satyrs by Parent: https://pastebin.com/d7T2GaDkStory by Parent: http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5Author List: http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECqSearchable Archive:http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyrDiscord:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36602559We need to make a town for folks like you, we're gonna call it twitertown or some shit.Bella has the right of walk arround her twon naked
Found one of your guys/gals dad's wandering on page 10
>>36603895Dadfus wander off sometimes. It happens.
>36600219Gross
>>36605198>sage>2021back to /b/ with you
/mlp/ tripled in speed and G5 is not out yet.
>>36605405As an originalfag, I'm glad I'm not just crazy and screaming into the void that the later seasons aren't very good. >tfw just want to learn fandom history, create content, and enjoy ponies without people inserting their bullshit into thingsif only you knew how bad things really are.
>>36605468But Glimmer ruined the dynamic of the mane 6 and then the school made things unrecoverable. Season 9 was just shooting the corpse repeatedly with a BMG
>>36605466It was a lot of pic related early on, especially because it was right under my nose the whole time. Things are better now, but it hurts to think about it too much.>>36605468You're definitely not. I was a bit skeptical when I saw people warning others about the later seasons, but each progressive season had more and more episodes that I couldn't finish in a single sit-down because of secondhand embarassment, flanderizing personalities, or characters plot-jobbing. Props to anyone who's stuck around for so long and still does.
>>36605357But that's fine. Then you introduce them to G4.It's interesting to think about. How many new Pony fans will find G4 and how many will convert?How much life would it breathe into the fandom?There's your silver lining. G5 attracts enough attention which will partially get diverted to Pony in general.
>>36605422>newfag badmouthing new newfagswew
Backtalk is not acceptable!Previous Thread: >>36395396>What is this thread about?This thread is dedicated to stories that have clear dominate and submissive roles; both with and without consent.>What exactly is welcome in this thread?A wide variety of stories are welcomed here; from non-consent and sexual slavery, to abusive manipulation and psychological domination, to maids and extortion, and even healthy consensual relationships with BDSM role-play elements.A few topics that are discouraged are NTR, vore, scat, and other similar themes.Less old Pastebin list of all stories: https://poneb.in/f8f09HB4Old Pastebin list of all stories: https://poneb.in/778zgnJ5(Both outdated.)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36603058Author's note: Police's ranks are more militarized than those in the US, so police sergeants are closer to military sergeants, corporals or even first class privates in their role, pay and position
Last ditch >bump
>>36604157This one
>>36604157>>36604988It would be nice if we at least got the rarara story somewhat wrapped up or the current chapter finished :(
>>36605033true that bro
>Anon. Come play and learn about friendship with us, Anon. Forever and ever.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJbwUzIMDCU&ab_channel=Dansy
>>36603707of course i want to be forever with you cute mares .
>>36603707where is it..
There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare."Praise the Sun" editionOld thread: >>36499726Pastebin is flagging and deleting "potentially offensive or questionable" content; please backup anything you don't want to lose and consider migrating to ponepaste.Ongoing greens:Dreams to Dream by Stabbythesnowman (NMM)ponepaste.org/590Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36604822Wouldn't just calling her Máni (which I'm assuming is the moon part) work as a nickname?
>>36604870Mani-Mani statueworks too. It's cute.
>>36604870>>36604930heheI'll just say this about the next update, Anon didn't ignore how flustered she got when he surprise-kissed her.
>DARK BREAD FORCES, I CALL UPON YOUR OTHERWORLDLY CARBS TO BRING FORTH MY HUSBANDO
>>36604504Loved this update. Nýrmáni is a cute name, and you did a great job working in the lore behind it. >>36605028>Anon didn't ignore how flustered she got when he surprise-kissed her.It would be priceless to have Anon write an extremely graphic account in the enchanted journal about losing his virginity to his mare, completely forgetting that Luna was going to read it later.
Rumors say a bunch of oats and home baked peetzer will bless a home with love during Hearts and Hooves. Are you doing anything special for her?>Previous thread >>36262448>Lyrathread prompt and green archive.https://ponepaste.org/3167 >Lyrathread music archive https://lyrathread.bandcamp.com/album/lyra-thread-tuneshttps://youtu.be/6Qmr56JGhyY>Lyrathread art archive https://derpy.me/Lyrathread_Art
>>36601839>The circle is now complete, Anon; last we met I was the student, now I am the master.>"Only a master of boop, Lyra."
>>36595776>>36601759>>36598156*desire to cuddle intensifies*
>>36604469>Dude has property in the fuckin hills
>>36543268>>36588762Noice.
Your assignment here, my fellow Anons, is a simple one.>Find a screencap from the show, or really any pony image you like.>Open either imgflip’s meme generator or any basic photo editing software of your choice>Make an impact font image macro meme with ponies >???>Profit/nostalgiaIt doesn’t have to be funny, or even that interesting, but I figured this could make for a fun thread so give it a shot! Might even get some decent reaction image fodder out of it.
>>36604562Kek
>>36587608cope seethe
If you ever want to hurt a writefags feelings.
>>36605112>Reads creepypasta>See adverb>close tab
Welcome to the My Massive Pony thread!Pony sized little toys edition.Writers, artists, and critique are always welcome, so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Check out our slowly growing ponepaste: https://ponepaste.org/3112Previous thread: >>36413624
Bump
>>36600106You should be into Orchid if you're into big waifus. Ulty and Sequoia are very nice, but the kaijupone is the cutest.
>>36603032
>>36603878
Will you unironically waifu a nu-pony?
>>36605411IWCTII
>>36605411>Will you unironically waifu a nu-pony?>There are people right now on this board that change waifusFucking disgusting
>>36605460even better
>>36605467This board is about 75% shitposting faggots.Proof:>>36605460>>36605470
>>36605460>thinking coomers would seethe over a femboy mcAnon, he would have more porn than all the other characters combined
ITT: Anon gets blueballed, if only you knew how bad things really are, the Berylverse lives, Anon gets beaten by poop, fate dictated clothing, French exists, the author said it's not abandoned you've got to believe him bro, enchanted musical bells, the mechanics of simultaneous alicorn deflowering, imagining an original setting and plot from the ground up using pre established lore of a setting that panders to autismo needs, imagine liking the ponies I don't like, weebshit is worse than horseshit, the MLP manga is still better than the comics, how drunk should one be before reading MLD?, rational panels, panel never happens due to organizer mismanagement, ponies will help me get a gf, >_is_, ponies are pretty cool, chrissyxshining OTP, getting your own dedicated autist, and tfw a big booty zebra will never steal you away from your special somepony, FiMFiction Starter Kit (recommended fics):Winners:http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png>How do I write fanfiction?Ezn’s guide - https://eznguide.neocities.org/Politics and the English Language - https://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - https://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4fHorse Behaviour - https://www.equestrianandhorse.com/equus/behaviour.htmlSetting a story in motion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufO8LbwTdu0Taking criticism - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v4R2ZcxPlA>Can you pre-read my story?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36604091Great chapter!
>>36604382Thankfully it was just a little bit more substantial than that.
Well I finished Austraeoh. Just the actual first story, I'll get to the others later.It was different than I expected. Considering the author I was expecting something more flowery, poetic and wordy. I'm certainly not complaining though since I prefer this more direct style better. It was certainly dramatic and engaging enough. I think I was surprised also though by it still not being as dramatic and somber as I was expecting either though from my meager prior knowledge of it. Instead it was mostly a very straightforward and pure adventure fic. Which I really like. I can see why people like it, but also I don't think it was super amazing or anything either. It was a good and intriguing adventure fic but I wouldn't put it in my top ten. Obviously though there's a ton of foreshadowing and world building in this first story that I think was probably the main draw. It's interesting to see things mentioned like The Grand Choke and the Midnight Armory so early on, cause I know from glancing at the author's profile and the summaries of the later fics how far off The Grand Choke is and how the Midnight Armory is the supposed end goal for a fic that's over 3 million words and still going. I think I enjoyed the first half the most. I didn't like Silvadel until the very end, I didn't like Axan and certain doomsday revelations as a plot element. Emeraldine and Darkstine together were both short "breather" arcs even though Darkstine was also more serious, I liked Darkstine being concise though. Duke Zaap Nator reminded me of Bondrewd.Also I guess I should've seen Dash being gay for Applejack coming considering what other fic Skirts wrote. The fic in general was quite a bit gayer than I expected. Spelling errors, wrong words, and wrong names were also relatively common.
>>36604827>Considering the author I was expecting something more flowery, poetic and wordy. I'm certainly not complaining though since I prefer this more direct style better. It was certainly dramatic and engaging enough.>I was surprised also though by it still not being as dramatic and somber as I was expecting either though from my meager prior knowledge of it. enjoy book 2 lmao
>>36600147It's got the name that I suggested. That's all that I need to like it, you mad Sun of a Gun.
If Twilight Sparkle transported into our real world and were to have an actually normal skin color and not purple. What it should be?White, black or tanned. You decide.
>>36604276None of these look right except Twilight.
>>36604320>mmm yes henlo chad>show me ur peanus>dick lasagna
everysingleoneiswhite
>>36604320This sounds hot as hell.
>extremely autistic about education, but family is coded as whiteshe's a finn
