Consider the fact that somewhere between seasons 8 and 9, there must have been a significant effort by several royals and high-ranking officials to cover up what happened at Twilight's school? A catastrophe of literally epic proportions affecting the lives of every pony in the country was nearly committed by a magicless child under Princess Twilight's close watch, on school grounds, with school property, and the Headmare and her entire staff were unable to do even the slightest thing to stop her. And it's just never brought up. The perpetrator is put away in the most remote prison available, and the public just doesn't hear about it. No one who wasn't directly involved recognizes her later. Think about how after an event like that, everyone in the country would desperately want to know "How did this happen?" and Twilight and the princesses would cover it up. If anyone actually found out what Twilight allowed to happen, her school would be shut down immediately and she'd probably be charged with some high crimes. But even Neighsay of all ponies would keep this secret, ensuring the school stays open. Seriously try to wrap your head around just HOW MUCH they'd have all had to do after such a massive fuckup that almost destroyed the country, in order to keep anyone from finding out the truth.
>>37295852>doing what all glimmertards do 24/7Be based, you mean?
>>37295858If by "based" you mean "repugnant and dumber than a dog" then you got it right.Because even a dog eventually can learn that peeing the rug is a bad idea but your kid just embraces retarded things and never quit.This remindes me of a retard who came here to shitpost and was all smug because he was lonely and unloved but he still had his companion dog so technically he wasn't alone, until the day the old mutt eventually kicked the bucket and he tard was finally alone for good. :)Sweeter tears ever, babe.
>>37295858You really need a little smile.Smile, smile, smile!
>>37294316The school, the students and Cozy Glow were terrible ideas and everything about them were just a source of problems that caused more problems.I understand that hasbro asked the tv staff to add a school so they could sell more plastic garbage but making the school a vital part of the final 2 seasons was a terrible mistake and any decent director should have seen that coming from a mile away.
>>37295882Well, lack of empathy IS a sign of mental illness
>Oh my, its you anonymous! I didn't expect you to make it home this early. Well, I'm sure you're wondering how I got into your home, but I have a perfectly reasonable explanation. I was just having another evening stroll when I noticed that you left in such a hurry and your front door was unlocked. Seeing as how were such good friends I decided to hold down the fort until your arrival. Naturally, waiting so long gave me quite an appetite, so I helped myself to all of your delicious confectioneries in your cupboard and fridge. I knew you wouldn't mind since you're on a diet and I'm a close friend of course. But I must say, this cake you made has to be the best of them all. Its not too sweet but also very moist. So, thats the long and short of it anonymous.
>>37292236You know tavi, you've been sneaking into my home, and eating my sweets.Maybe I am the one on a diet, but have you been noticing how... plush, your body has started to shaping up?Keep eating, you chubby slut.
>>37294320Don't worry, she is working out.
>>37292236Octavia, while I appreciate our friendship, this is the third time this month you busted into my house and eat my cakes.Give me a reason why I shouldn't snap your neck right now.
>>37292236Well then what am I supposed to eat? Better swish that tail to the side or I'll starve.
>>37292236Nausea from the rotisserie chicken
Marble thread was dead, here is a new one. Previous thread: >>37240363
Late night Boop
>>37292248This should be illegal.
>>37291024I'm glad you're enjoying yourself! The Marble drawings are wonderful! >>37292248This is horrible.
>>37270555Marble Pie is a great pony
>>37294786She's one of my favorites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siTezzVGfB4So this appeared on a japanese weeb shit video.Thoughts on this?
>>37270686some of these anons want to make out with a beach ball
>>37293891But they are so sexy, anon~
>>37270722Disgusting
>>37283194holy shit the grandma on the left is so tiny
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>Names Snake.>I'm not that pretty purple princess Twlight Sparkle.>Anyway, Princess Twilight Sparkle sent me here to take you out and make friends.>Also Princess Twilight Sparkle said you have to take me to that new Burger joint and buy me a burger.>Her words not mine.
MARE BATTLE!!
>10
>>37290798>Saliva starts dripping off the knife handle and onto your shoulder as you feel her hot breath on the side of your face.>>37291688>she responds by slamming her rear down onto your chest>You can feel her warm breath on your face as she narrows her eye.pic related
>>37291688"Y-yes, Boss.">Snake loosens her pin on you, but remains seated on your chest.>"Relax, Anon. No more pop quizzes today. I just wanted to congratulate you on learning the real lesson for today!">Real lesson?>"Perseverance! Even when things get tough, you never abandon a friend in need! Through good times and bad times, you should always be there for fellow soldier. No matter how many times I tackled you or put you in a chokehold, you kept helping Pinkie! You've proven to her and myself that you're a real S-rank friend!" she finishes with a wink... or a blink.>You guess that's a good lesson to know. You definitely wanted to quit a few times, but you knew Pinks was relying on you to be there that day. You wouldn't want to go back on your word like that.>Guess Twilight was right. This beats listening to her drone on about friendship theories at her place.>"And I am NOT heavy!">Yeah right, 'Boss'."You're right, Boss">"I mean, I eat a lot healthy stuff!""You certainly do, Boss.">"I don't eat healthy EVERY day, sure, but who does?""Mm hm."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Premature Demise EditionITT: We discuss the male characters from My Little Pony, as well as Rule 63 versions of the female characters. (previous thread reached bump limit)previous thread: >>37181210
>>37294068You probably don't love them as much as they love eachother.
>>37254766I love them
>>37265382>>37265389All kirin are herms
>>37295036i'll take it
>>37295036https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2021/7/18/2503823.jpeghttps://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2021/7/19/2504077.pngDoesn't look like it to me.
Give me your best PMVs. Bonus points for being about Rainbow Dash.
>>37294493https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVCFV7jT9hoThe classic
>>37294493https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC7Bl8BkKTw
>>37294493https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UomhczVNoBw&ab_channel=SoGreatandPowerfulArchiveshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rSN7N_25lQ&ab_channel=ColeDonnerstag
>>37294493https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft22aJ8Zsd0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp0u7vHLqTshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2F6OKQu4JIAnd I think this one was the literal first pmv:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg0-RBlMHoE
>>37295892>And I think this one was the literal first pmv:Nope.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LE6DJj0ngU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj_UNuUSrkM
>>37289432She sounds cute...but what the fuck is wrong with her face?
>>37291166It`s like she going to say:>Psst, hey kids. Wanna see my dick?
>>37294574Given how G5 explicitly takes place in the same world as G4, and how there is a Spike in every generation: I can see a few possibilities.>G5 Spike is a descendant of G4 Spike; the former is named after the latter.>G5 Spike is completely unrelated to G4 Spike, but is named after him.>G5 Spike IS G4 Spike.I consider that third one to be unlikely, but it would be interesting to see how Spike has developed by himself (I think it is safe to say that even the Alicorns died, because Equestria would likely still be unified if they were around to keep things stable). He could be driven to become a villain due to the loss of his family, or maybe even a stout anti-hero who rejects the ponies' friendship because he knows that he will outlive them all (he would not want to go through that pain again). Perhaps by the time of G5: he would have already made peace with his long lifespan and would mentor Sunny and co. along their quest to reunify Equestria.The first and second possibilities are far more probable to me. I can see G4 Spike being his own legend; G5 Spike would idolize him, and decide to follow in his footsteps (this could be where we learn about what happened to G4 Spike). I think that Omegachad Hitch would help Spike achieve his goals and act as a brother to him; they could probably have their own episodes together. I could have spent my time better, but I wrote all of this down.
>>37295930I like the idea of making Spike MLP's Cid
>>37295673She's asian, anon
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>>37292856Sure thing, let me give her my own milk.
>>37294934I hope your milk hasn't expired.
>>37295236Only the best of the milks for Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>>37295779Aww, she's so cute!
>I don't think you understand the plan.>When a pony and non-pony breed the result is always a pony. By opening all the borders as much as possible all the everycreatures will eventually... disappear. Then the world will be completely united under me.
>>37279738Keep on the good fight, gaurdsmen
>>37263549ok, but what if i like this plan?you expect me to oppose you?why are you telling me this? you already know i love pony more than anything
>>37293884There is no stopping it, anon.
>>37285293A fate worse then extinction
>page 8.This won't do at all. We have more foals to make
Semantic Error is about a low life hacker trying to scrape by in a futuristic Equestria.Cold File (our protagonist) has been lead around on mysterious jobs given by a client going by the handle Wintermute, after also being chased by a combat android that has been interested in File's client, a cyborg earthpony going by the name Silent Night has taken File to one of Wintermute's safe-houses currently tended to by a netrunner named Chestnut.Recently Cold File has also decided to help the princess Twilight stop a plot to target her head of security led by the local mafia.>Bits: 16,257Current Jobs:>Wintermute- Complete delivery of program that became a potentially rampant AI.>Truth merchant- Hacker needed to craft some Equestrian identities (Full papers required) (Pays 6000 Bits)Need an ID printer and to implant all of the information into a government database as well as leather embossing for passport forgery. (Rented equipment required | 200 a day card printer and 50 an hour for leather embosser) 15 bit for cost of leather. To do this right information must be registered with the department of health, the department of social security, passports are processed through the department of consular affairs.>Speed lover – Help foil an attempt to sabotage Ace Thruster's repulsor craft mid-race.>Twilight- Assist with the capture and interrogation of an assassin.-----Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37292956>Those are diametrically opposed though, you can't try bothBut I do do both.They are only diametrically opposed if you read them on an axis of "to booze or not to booze". That, as far as I can tell, isn't the question, or the problem. The problem is that she's miserable, and she seems to be saying she's miserable because her life is lonesome and repetitive to the point of brain rot.From that angle, a concerned friend would absolutely take her drinking and insist she drink something she enjoys, something stimulating, something which presents an experience instead of a mechanical chore. To that end, getting her laid would not be the explicit goal, though there's not much we can do other than cheer if it goes down like that.Then again, she seems to have said she likes it for its burn specifically, so maybe this is just her jam, somehow.So why don't we just **look** schizophrenic to her one last time for the night?
>>37292956I'm more leaning towards the former option. I really don't think we are in a position to lecture her on addictions until we get over our own one.
>>37293118>So why don't we just **look** schizophrenic to her one last time for the night?This is exceedingly unclear of me. I'm saying we don't have to push either side of the equation that hard. We can absolutely sell the idea of going out at some point within the next week and that doesn't require us to push either the idea of being super stuffy and serious and escaping our addictions or the idea of indulging. Casually declaiming that we intend to spend some time with her someplace other than our houses is much better than either moralfagging or blatantly trying to tempt her with thing's she's given up on.Just us, doing a thing.
>>37292956I'd like to point out that clubbing doesn't work for everybody. She might've failed in the past because she had no interest in the kind of stallions that go to clubs.
>>37294827Maybe I'm misunderstanding the culture around clubs but is there not the chance to literally just meet people and talk to them and have an ok time without things like 'interest' becoming relevant?And also, we're the kind of stallions that go to clubs, apparently.
>Nonny can you do me a favor? I want you....I want you to stop being so horny and I want you to fix yourself starting today. You aren't yourself anymore and it shows. Being horny so much just isn’t a good way to live nonny. It makes your brain feel funny and I don’t mean “life of the party” funny. Like, if I threw parties twice or even five times a day, and did it for years and years I’d be pretty pooped. It wouldn't be fun anymore and the part of me that loves to party would die over time. I wouldn’t be the Pinkie you know and love. I just wanna help surely you understand? So please, can you do this for me nonny? Pinkie Promise?
>>37293357accurateI bet pinkie is the most sexually motivated of any of the m6
>>37293831oh my fucking god it was a fake transparent background HAHAHAHA
>>37278988>I want you to stop being so horny and I want you to fix yourself starting today.boy would the average thread improve if everyone did this
>>37294395>boy would /mlp/ die if everyone did this
>>37278988That’s a lot.
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>10!!!!
>>37294931It’s my theory that most Ponkfags actually only use /mlp/ for the /pnk/ thread, hence why no one notices when the thread falls significantly.
>>37293439I'm sure sweets aren't the bulk of their diet...I wonder what they eat on the daily
>>37294931Cheer up, surely things will get better
Previous Thread: >>36876380>What is this thread about?This thread is dedicated to stories that have clear dominate and submissive roles; both with and without consent.>What exactly is welcome in this thread?A wide variety of stories are welcomed here; from non-consent and sexual slavery, to abusive manipulation and psychological domination, to maids and extortion, and even healthy consensual relationships with BDSM role-play elements.A few topics that are discouraged are NTR, vore, scat, and other similar themes.Less old Pastebin list of all stories: https://poneb.in/f8f09HB4Old Pastebin list of all stories: https://poneb.in/778zgnJ5(Both outdated.)>archive of SiM wiki page:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37292579Rainbond Dash at it again
>>37287854At least put in a little effort
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>>37293931what a cutie pie
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>>37295139y e s
>>37295139More butt indeed
