What would it be like to have a bat pony girlfiend?She'd probably be very high-energy and have some crazy kinks. Bat ponies are also highly social so you'd have to have her bat pony friends around all the time.
>>40588176Lunatic under the moon.
>>40587525I'm giving you your options.
>>40588581if only it were real
Bump.
>>40556107 Previous threadWelcome to the finale of the 2023 Mr. /mlp/ollo competition, where your favorite guys from across all aspects of the franchise be it canon, fandom, or memery were judged and selected for who is most deserving of being crowned the king of the board.We've finally reached the end of Mr. /mlp/ and a winner has been selected. For this year's prince, you've selected a dutiful but proud little drake who, much like our Miss /mlp/ victor Twilight, has been there since the very beginning. He's had his ups and downs but throughout it all he's remained a persistent and dependable little friend who's always stood at the ponies' sides and given him every ounce of support his little body has to give. He's our smallest and youngest winner to date, who better to stand at the side of Miss /mlp/ Twilight than her faithful dragon, SPIKE has been chosen for Mr. /mlp/ 2023!Once again, a great round of applause for Spike as this year's winner! And no fewer applause for his exceedingly worthy rival for the crown this year, as the orchestrator of all the fantastic songs and musical numbers we've grown to love Daniel Ingram takes home his second silver medal in a row from Mr. /mlp/. Following up is the courageous unicorn captain of the guard, Shining Armor claims his second bronze medal since 2019, and Kevin the little changeling who could who has a special 4th place seat all to himself, a still outstanding achievement among hundreds of competitors.This thread will serve as the last one as we wind down festivities, but those interested in more voting there is a post-pageant questionnaire still running with some our traditional post-pageant match-ups, comparing our newest Mr. /mlp/ Spike to all four previous Mr. /mlp/'s as well as letting him go up against Twilight Sparkle for a match-up between both this year's winners. If you're interested in voting in these match ups, as well as offering your input on the pageant itself regarding rules, how it's run, and any commentary you'd like to make on it that could improve it for the future, please enter the form belowPost-Pageant Questionnaire: https://forms.gle/JaJDPN6u3a9vuJDX9https://forms.gle/JaJDPN6u3a9vuJDX9https://forms.gle/JaJDPN6u3a9vuJDX9And as always, thank you all for making this contest what it is
>>40587611Thank you anon, I appreciate that. These tournaments can be a lot of effort but they're far easier to do now than they used to be, I've gotten into a good system for making the forms/threads/bracket. I always feel like they're worth it in the end and will continue to run them so long as anons continue to have fun with them year to year
>>40579402Yeah, miss /mlp/ will remain a borefest until all the mane6 are finally kicked out, then we can have interesting winners
>>40587759Derpy and Lyra aren't predictable winners?
>>40587759>>40587780Reckless journey was butt clenching and exciting. I think there can be some cool underdogs running every other year, especially if Anons are willing to put in the work and shill through content creation.
>>40581827eat.
Shhhhh... Sasha is asleep...
>>40584973nigger names for nigger ponies(dogs)
>>40586174This is my mindset
>>40587181>that eqg anatomy with giant stilts for legs and platform shoesThis picture proves jack shit
>>40588495The platform shoes are one of the only good parts of EQG character design, you take that fucking back you you nice person
>>40588495girls are short too, even with a 1-2 inch height increasing boot. btw
Have a gloomy Thursday everypony! Smug victory edition mayne!
Gloomy:1Opaline:1
>Dear diary today Anon _______
>>40586376>of course I agreed! His tips helped me so much... Is this how they in pro training?>he even helped with my timing by bumping my panties with the controller in his pocket at the right moment, how awesome is that!>we had played forty matches in total and Anon was ahead of me by fifteen or so wins. It was already late night, but I didn't care. I had to play more>I managed to make Anon agree to play a best of 50 matches, grabbed my controller with determination and we started playing>after much struggle I started to win, and at one point we didn't have any piece of clothing to take off anymore>I could tell Anon was really getting anxious, because every time he got in a pinch, he moved his hips up and accidentally prodded my butthole>it's like when newbies keep tilting the controller to the side and press a button to try and make the character go in a direction, right?>poor Anon, must be tired of having to play for so much time with me on his lap>speaking of sitting, my butt started to feel weird after so much prodding and bumping. The area between my legs felt numb, and sometimes my thighs started twitching, or my hips jerked up without me meaning to. But I kept my focus on the game>it must have been the long time in this position, I read it can be harmful to be in the same position for a long time>but it didn't felt bad, just a strange sensation that got more intense with each match>until I finally tied the score at 49 wins, a dramatic moment>I felt so excited that my butt started to feel really, really strange and my legs seemed to have created a mind on their own, wanting to stretch themselves open wide in the air while my hips wanted to go forward>Anon seemed to be so proud of my progress that he threw his controller to the side, held me in place and started jumping under meComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>40569655Raped me and then kissed me on the lips after like a faggot again.If he keeps up the sappy shit I might have to find a new boyfriend.
>>40586400and have the right image before the thread dies of old age
>>40576690Loser hands typed this post
>>40586400Noice
Not just cute, but smart, too.
>>40587501Lazy goddamn humanized crap. This doesn't look anything remotely like Minuette.
>no hooves
Excuse me but that's not my waifu
>>40587519That's just how smart she is. She can do everything at once.
>>40587524>Even b&thro doesn't induce as much intrinsic disgust in meThere is something wrong with you.
Secret Santa is here, there and everywhere! In your walls. In your shower. In your stockings!Come celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Sign up at: https://horsemas.anonfilly.com/Schedule of events and deadlines:The Past: Signups Occur. They're over now.Now:>Gift Assignments are officially FINISHED.>Card Assignments are officially FINISHED.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>40588837I already got a message regarding customs fee lmao. These government faggots will do everything to collect their moneySeriously anon, thanks a fucklot. You've got no idea how much it does make me happy
>>40588146doodling mares is the gift that keeps on giving
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>>40585205HYPE looking forward to it! Banana pancakes I have finally found a box to put your stuff in, just gotta wrap it and draw some more butterCards were almost finished but I've misplaced em somewhere, but I'll find em and get em sent off soonish
>>40589254>more butterJust what I always wanted
So why exactly does Discovery own so much of G4?
>>40587808retard newfaggot, discord is a problem and you are downplaying it by calling everything you don't like discord
>>40580689I dunno. do they? what exactly do they own?
>>40588153Trying too hard discord tranny
>>40587933I mean, isn't that more or less why they just canned Archie?
>>40588194I think SEGA just opted to revoke Archie's license, instead of letting them keep it.
Being born a male would have completely ruined Rainbow Dash. The reason Rainbow Dash isn't full a full on toxically masculine dude bro is because she has that estrogen, plus feminine girl friends and feminine social engineering. These things all clearly make her less masculine, but though even with those things she is still pretty damn masculine as a girl! She is just short of being in toxically masculine territory already, which is insane since she isn't even a guy!Imagine how bad Rainbow Dash would be as a male with masculine social engineering, masculine guy friends, and a lot more testosterone! Due to those factors he would be FAR more masculine than female Rainbow Dash is! Female Rainbow Dash is thankfully not quite toxically masculine, but male Rainbow Dash would EASILY cross the line into that territory! This would make him an unbearable annoying toxically masculine piece of shit!
>>40585588gay sex
>>40585870>fetish thread a janny doesn't shareYeah, they took down my MLP vore thread even though it violates no rules.
>>40582661This reads like one of those autistic Justin-tier explanations. Well done.
>>40587396who is Justin
>deleting posts>not deleting the thread>>40587021/thread
In the Internet, nobody knows you are a green pony.
>>40586680those nose crinkles are so cute
>>40586680>>On the Internet, somebody knows you're a AI generated green balloon "pony"
>>40586928you know it wouldn't surprise me if ai chat bots started to role play like this
How come Bing can generate anonfilly but it can't generate secondary characters?
>>40587128Don't know sorry
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.Previously on PTFG:https://ponepaste.org/9485 - Monster musume pony tf 1 Papi - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9477 - Untitled Short Pet Story #1 by definitelynotapurplehorse - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9470 - New Moonhttps://ponepaste.org/9446 - Interstate by Ceiling Necromancerhttps://ponepaste.org/9450 - Twin Moon by Advisability - Complete!>>40293205 - Beach Walkhttps://ponepaste.org/8991 - Unfinished Pizzaportal epilogue by Gnishahttps://ponepaste.org/8967 - A Mare & Her Shark by NeaSunrise - Complete!https://www.fimfiction.net/story/537021/ - A Mirror, Brightly by FructoseComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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New thread!>>40588073>>40588073>>40588073
>>40587889Before the thread archives, I want to tell you that I love the feral filly story. I know you have issues with it but it's very enjoyable and I've reread it multiple times.
>>40587889Nice to see you around
>Anon, I literally cannot even!Why do they all talk like this now?
>>40587825Because it's funny when the pink pigg says it
>>40587825sexy piggy
>>40587934She needs to lay off the Pippsi. And Pippa Cola. And Doctor Pipp.
>>40587825please sit on my face
>>40588012That would surely smother you.
Would you eat it?
>>40587383Those things look contagious. I don't want a smeary face and extra fingers in strange places.
>>40587412But they'd be so delicious. I bet the Rainbow Dash ones are the best.
Can we get a slop containment thread already?
Vintage
boop
>>40587068Love me some boop.
The royal sisters.
This is actually how normie women interact with each other.
The sisters!
>>40587557Haber is writing for MLP again?
>>40587874Making me appreciate how the g5 cast are actually friends that don't backbite each other. It would have been so easy to make Zipp and Pipp like Rarity and Applejack, mocking each other.
