>Poolside Niece edition>General Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/pTAqfjD6>Thread Archive: https://pastebin.com/64GejZW1>Previous Thread: >>35192536Here we write greens about incest, discuss incest with the characters, complain when no one is writing, and complain when someone writes something.Sorry if I made the thread too early or too late; it's my first time, so please be gentle.
>>35381443>>35382628>>35383825Thanks guys>>35381840Yeah, I usually slow down around the middle part of whatever I’m writing but we’re almost out of that so the updates should pick up a bit more again soon.
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>>35385145Your mom?
>>35380753True. You just have to make sure to not crank up the OOC 500%.
>>35380890You can really feel how close Sil is to just pouncing on him at this point.
This snake is sneaky so watch out. It’ll sneak right into your sneakers and bite your toe or something.Previous thread https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35116145/
>>35382911seconding
>>35382911WITH her tail? Wouldn’t that burn?
>>35384931Tastes like snek. Probably meant stirring it with a spoon held by her tail or something.
>>35384931Doesn't have to be hot.
>>35384938Yeah but that’s not funny.
>gets twigs all over your floor
>>35383868the show is being written by people from steven universe and equestria girls so it will be exactly the same as the marketing suggests
Whata hell is that?
>>35383737It could be that entire thing was taken out of a single episode and used as "haha zoomer look at their insttagram photos" and it didn't fit the context of this joke they tried to make. As mentioned before, it could have been an episode about nu-Discord affecting Mane6 without them realizing it. While phones don't actually exist in their uninverse.
>>35385254That would be horrible because it implies that watching tv is canon. Unless they made some kind of "magic related" contraption that replaces the modern human TV, but seeing the remote it doesn't look like it.
>>35384104A pony
I found this img of butterbutt on a piece of real world clothing and I can't find the original on derpi or anywhere else.pls help
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>>35385770There's also an alternate version.These are from the old page of the My Little Pony Movie (now defunct).
>>35385770>>35385776Thank you so much!Attatched is a poster I made in gmod a few days ago.
>>35385783My pleasure, Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9843zWmWz4
>>35385750There's another thread here >>35385362
>>35385750Thumbnail makes it look like Twi bashed Dashie’s head in.
Do you think she will forget about her friends after 5.000 years?
>>35385421That's a heretic verdict.
>>35385406Don’t forget that Starlight, Sunset, and Shining Armor are all contenders for alicornhoods.
>>35384962Someone post the screencap.You know the one.
>>35385685
>>35384962She's mortal, Anon, Applejack will probably live longer than her.
>you finally make it to Equestria>but the world famous mane 6 don't even a knowledge your existence and other ponies treat you a bit like an outsider because you literally came from another worldWhat do
>>35385222What about computers? Twilight struggled to use one in EQG, but perhaps she had to struggle either with hands or a different keyboard layout.
>>35385255Before anything, fuck EqG. Now, Twilight had a vacuum tube computer in her basement that printed readouts. No microprocessors, but not far off presumably.
>>35385259Don’t forget that it was the library’s computer, not hers, no?
>>35385273It was in the library, we have no idea if it was there to begin with or if Twilight put it there/built it herself.
>>35385278So what if Twilight studied at the School for Gifted Unicorns as a CoE major?
Have we seen any other ponies actually build with complex tools? Hooves are useless for tools which is probably why they aren't industrialized. Pic related: the one pony I remember building something mechanical.
The fucking go-kart episode expanded the world quite a bit in this regard.
>>35385336The only flying craft we ever saw were balloons and pinkie's helicopter. All we know is that RUNWAYS exist.
>>35385346Go! Go! Go!
>>35385343The late Machine age would be more precise.
>>35383842Glue factories
What's the best piece of mlp erotica written?
>>35384503This one immediately comes to mind.
>>35382759Exhibit A: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/166496/fecundityExhibit B: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/314264/hybridMy dick has never been harder.
>>35382759https://www.fimfiction.net/story/36981/120-days-of-blueblood
>>35385395already read this, liked it so much I'm reading my way though de Sade
The one I want to write but keep putting off
>"You really want to go to Equestria, right?">"I was just thinking I might be able to help you out.">"Here's my business card. Call me if you make a decision."
>>35383774Isn't that the main idea in some Hell Girl episodes?
>>35383380>>35383679
>>35384381The Merchant Guild will not be happy about this goym>https://youtu.be/7ju_hcQr5es
>>35383774Because children are capable of redefining the contract after it is made.
>>35383380Well if I can come and go, eating meat won't be a problem.This does sound like a good bargain and I won't blame you if I get my head out on a pike on Canterlot walls. Like that would ever happen. Sure, I'm in.
Would you have saved her?
>>35384387Let her die. It’s for her own good.
>>35384387Save from what? Save her from unfortunate fate to stuck in this shitty universe or?
>>35384387It's Pinkie. The only thing threatened here is the ground itself.
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>>35384927Fuck off nerd I hate you
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>>35384887Is it belly rub time already? OK Derpy. You could have just rolled on your back in front of me.
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>>35385283"Oh, right. We'll leave after breakfast. Why are you in such a hurry?">>35385260"I preferred the energy attacks personally. Like the one you used on Chitus with the sphere."
>>35385288"Oh yeah...I shoulda try and see if I can do thata again like this. Me making the sphere anda all that?" The look on Honey's face could tell someone that she was easily picturing herself doing it."That'd bea bad-fucking-ass!"
>>35385231"Hmm. Do not know if that makes me feel better about our odds or not. On one hoof, knowing we have entire pantheons as allies should be a relief. On the other, what manner of enemy demands such an alliance in the first place?" He smiles, taking a swig of hot tea to down one of his food. "I am starting to get excited.">>35385231"I was just making sure," Aria chides back."And, alright then. Cheese?"The camera SNAPS, a bright white flash temporarily blinding Aria as she blinks a few times before Luna looks down at the resulting picture, Aria eagerly looking back at her for results.Meanwhile, Adamen smirks. "I learned how to deal with my brother fairly quick.">>35385229>>35385244Aria looks uncertain of the concept of a robot at first, but as Nero helps provide some context by comparing it to a golem. "Sounds very interesting, it is difficult to imagine something like a golem outfitted with so much weaponry. I admire your armor, but I would have liked to see what this Crumple look-" she pauses, "OH! Your cameras, or your video device. Do you have any pictures of it?"At the 'talks from it' comment, Aria lets out a small chuckle, "Which is deadlier, I wonder?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35385369>>35385263>>35385271As you suddenly ask the mare out on a date, her eyes open wide with shock, taken aback, "W-what?!"When you confess to her that the earlier behavior was all an act, she covers her muzzle in surprise. "Oh... uh, I appreciate that but, you were not all THAT bad." She looks at her hooves, a deep blush forming in her shimmering coat, "Well... I have already come this far and it is pretty much only thanks to you I got to see the Prince's palace. A date feels like something I could agree to. Did you mean to go... right now?">>35385227"That's correct. We will be able to leave - and enter - completely undetected."Twonyxia takes a deep breath, "Phew... what a DAY this has been. Alright, okay, we'll do it. Dad's been working from home all day, he must be exhausted so I can't imagine it'll take long for him to pass out. Let's give them 30 minutes, an hour at the most, and we should definitely be in the clear. We'll hop a late train to Canterlot, go... wherever she needs to go to do her spell, and then come back before sun-up.""Any other ideas? I don't think they'll get up in the middle of the night but, maybe you could make some fake doubles to try and throw them off if they check Beryl's room."
>>35385372>PAUSED
>Anon, you fuck tard! You were supposed to meet Rarity for ice cream three hours ago! She's sitting all alone with a melted ice cream cone in her hoof, tears streaming down her face and you're gonna go apologize to her!
>>35384960I'd rather apologize to your clit. I have lots of things to say and might have to spell it out.
>>35384980Fucking pedophilia... disgusting scumbags... I love you guys.
>>35384960Wait, she was actually being real about having a date? I thought she was just joking around. Oh no oh fuck, where did you say she was at now?
>>35385085Yep, I read that greentext. Never got a follow up if Anon was able to talk to Pinkie about it.
>>35385155Damn another good green condemned to the void>RIP
