Heres my thesis on why G5 is garbage and was doomed from the start.
>>39974489yo dawg, that filly is BUSSIN
>>39983686Fr fr
>>39983684>using a name
>>39981844I don't understandare you agreeing with him or not
>>39985753What its yours and not his?
"Hitch just shagged me & my mane is a mess!"
>>39978086>"I'm only doing this to get away from my mom"So to ponies, mares dating humans is the equivalent to white women dating black men
>>39983268No, its the equivalent to black women dating white men.Source: VA
>>39984017>source: VAwhat
>>39984017So men are a definitive upgrade from Stallions?Unless this is RGRE I don't want to demean stallions like that.
>>39984869yes
>THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE... is embarrased...
>>39983444Your embarrassment is nothing compared to how embarrassed you'll be when I parade you through town in a tiny hat
>>39983444Why are you only wearing 3 socks?
>>39985619>female socksPonies don't have gender socks, retard.
id imagine trixie would be the type of mare to keep one of those socks as a cum sock
>>39985619Because you haven't hanged yourself yet.
>Be me>11yo (this was 10 years ago)>Lust after Rainbow Dash>Realize that even if I went to Equestria that I'd still be a kid and she'd never let me fuck her>Realize that even if she could get over the fact that I was human, she'd still be disgusted and weirded out that an 11 year old wanted to fuck her>Dreams crushed>Finally 18>By then the show had went to shit>Depression>Still fap to Rainbow DashDo you think Rainbow Dash would ever let an 11 year old fuck her or was I just being retarded?
>>39985035How did you even know about DB?
>>39981819why did you know about sex at 11?
>>39985559Oh the American is awake
>>39985649Forgive me, I know how much your culture prides itself on allowing refugees to sexually educate your children.
>>39985661Yep, he's American alright
So are these kinds of pony designs the equivalent of supermodels or bimbos in Equestria? They’re almost always unicorns too.
>>39984300That's my point, the unicorns that do not get too much magic practice get passive physical upgrades instead.
>>39984295She doesn't have what it takes... Now her younger sister though does!
>>39984230>They’re almost always unicorns too.So is that why Cadance got turned into an alicorn? To correct one of 'natures mistakes'?Pizzer got unicorn trannied to match her body type.
>>39984230God I wanna breed Sassy then verbally degrade her for sleeping with a filthy commoner.
>>39984230All the other ponies being clothed just makes Fluer look like shes nude
why did she pose like this?
>>39985652She's so much sexier with wings.
>>39985639Yes. She's cuter without wings and her neck is smaller.>>39985668Yes. Her wings make her look sexier.
>>39985662>>39985663>>39985666>>39985668I thought infinitesimal meant something like "infinitely more"
>>39985675Twilight would not approve
>>39985674Based anon understands there's a clear difference between cute and sexy.
Welcome to the My Massive Pony thread!Monster mare fun time editionWriters, artists, and critiques are always welcome, so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Check out our slowly growing ponepaste: https://ponepaste.org/3112Previous thread: >>39791795
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>>39983716Let it happen. Guessing it's going to be another tie unless a coin is flipped or a tiebreaker goes through .Really need to sit down together with these two to talk it out, unless we want more drama or hurt feelings to happen.
>>39984990I was the second to go for a dodge, but the two definitely need to talk. Fen had a bad feeling towards Sprout when I was rereading, and dodged saying she decided against giving the snark comment when entering the forest, Sprout is clearly jealous, wants to one up Fen and is even rubbing it on her faceI still say we dodge, let it go until the pool party but at least get it clear for Night Sprout that we will be giving attention for everyone and not only her, but even better would be if we got the two on line before this blows with two giant mares going at it, maybe even now without everyone around and just Silver with her closeness to the fairy and ours to Fen
>>39985032As long as we talk as soon as possible, I don't mind dodging, since that will make little difference of what the core of the conversation is. Although, it's best if we take them to talk somewhere more private along with Silver's mediation before starting it. Don't want bad word to spread on Fen's business if things do get a little tense.
Big waifu ear scratching problems
How much sex do they have? Is it stigmatized like it is on Earth?What are their thoughts on having sexual interactions between friends?I've recently read "Twilight's Secret Journal" and it re-awakened my theory that horses in-universe sleep around pretty much all the time when the episode is "over" and night-time breaks.At the very least, there has to be some kind of community effort to take care of mares in heat. Being single and around a bunch of stallions while you're in heat can't be very easy.
>>39982692>/ggf/ impregnates griffons through purity of love (doesn't work with humans and mares)>mares bred into extinction and replaced with hippogriffs>Anon cucked to death
>>39982749>Beakfag has nonstop bad tasteImagine my shock.
>>39982749>Griffonchads continuing to be the bestPretty typical
bonk
>>39963615
>what did you say about my fedora?
>>39985349Rarity would find fedoras fashionable. On ponies, not fat loser autists.
>>39985349>"Darling, why are you an unpaid betatester for RHEL?"jk, I always wanted to like Fedora but I don't feel comfortable around anything like RHEL
>>39985396What's the problem with RH anyway?
>>39985453There isn't one if you want stability, such as home for lazy admins (me!) or in an Enterprise environment.
>>39985453Just reposting appropriate common shitpost from /g/ given the opportunity. I think it's not bad for the "stability", as in not changing.>>39985460Yeah, I've grown on Debians and those feel more like home. RHELs feel cozy like a home, but not my home, someone else's.
>"Anon, I'm chubby"
>>39985336Hi Chubby, I'm Cumming
>>39985336She's not fat, she's just big poned
>>39985336No you are fat, you are a fat ass. You are not “chubby”, you are a fatty.
>Fine. You want the truth Anon? There are no such things as humans and you didn’t come here through a portal. You’re actually an experiment I created and implanted with false memories. All of those things you believed about your family or Earth? The social outcast, the longing for Equestria? I made it all up! I grew you in a jar over a period of three months from the blood of various creatures, tossed in some magic and voila. Go ahead and ask my friends they’ll tell you the truth too. Why did I do it? Celestia gave all of us a homework assignment and I thought I would go above and beyond it by creating a new form of life.
>>39983844
>>39983822>Which is exactly what I wanted you to think when I built YOU Twiggles! That's right, you're just some bot I built in my lab for fun! That entire paragraph you just said? Programmed beforehand by me.
>>39983822
>>39983894kek and based. instantly what i thought of.
>>39983863>basic golem>settlehey fuck you buddy, golems are badass.
PIRL=ponies in real life>location or activity>add ponies>suddenly it seems much more fun and interesting, no matter what it is
>>39985076P O L O N E Zhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPIQNktKfOw
>>39985183>pony>polonez>pony polonez>polonez ponyi see some untapped potential here
>>39985192You see absolutely 100% correct.
>we've been getting dirty, Anon>yeah, come help us clean up
>>39981229This is heavenly
Post your favorite pony bangers
>>39964680>(favorite album of all time, even compared to alot of non-fandom works)My man, same for me. I've listened to it hundreds of times and I used to sing the entire thing through whenever I was home alone. Even bought a physical copy, it's one of my favorite albums of all time. Pity Tarby faded out, he made some great bangers.
>>39981929The Brony fandom was touched by God or something, for the longest time I thought that this level of dedication and fan content was normal for every fandom until I realized just how massive MLP actually was.
>>39984727Carbon Maestro was amazing, I even got Pony Empires on CD, made a cover for myself and I still keep it in my car.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naVoMFKMXfo&list=PLOP4OcXrhLdz_wm1YRngfUA8gFMQkGA5V
I found out about this song from DWK and I've been listening to it for the past few days, I think it's pretty neat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEZ091LJXYs
>>39984741>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQcjMDl8GWgLove this one too.I'm biased towards piano so First Flight is also my favourite, and the remake was really good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87O7GAK3rnc Wished more people tried playing it on piano. There's only a couple on youtube and they aren't the best quality.
>memefaceWhat came to mind?
this is OP
>>39982171>Starlight defeating Chrysalis in the season 6 finale was all just her pod dream/hallucination>she found out that the changelings had replaced everyone and then they did the same to her>the changelings already had them all replaced from the beginning of season six>the reason everyone is so out of character, flanderized, and often mean-spirited in the later seasons is because they're all just a bunch of changelings pretending to be them
trying to make Quibble Pants jealous
>>39983210No this is OP.
>>39984042I had completely forgot this scene. lol
Welcome back to The Good Necromancer! Last time:>You and Tanssija say goodbye to Hannu and leave Alln Lenora to meet up with Smoke in Lalundzhik>After a short journey you arrive in Lalundzhik and find Smoke, the three of you catching back up after being separated for two days and celebrating the return of Tanssija>You wake up in the morning and spend a bit of time training with Armas before heading out. As you do you meet a Dragon Pony named Dawyn Crisrinn, a student from the far off Arzakhtinsk College who is going around studying ancient civilizations. Her goal is to reach the town of Sibashika because there are rumors of a Giant ruin near the town. Seeing that she is heading in the same direction and knows quite a bit about magic you decide it would be best to travel with her, though you go to ask Copper first.>After nearly giving Copper a heart attack you talk to him about Dawyn possibly joining the trip. He is strangely hesitant about it, but he does agree to allow her to join. You return to Dawyn to tell her that she's allowed to join. Smoke and Tanssija join the two of you and you spend a while teaching spells to Tanssija to build her magic up.>You then use the mirror to contact Hannu, letting the others speak to him first before you start speaking to him.>Lore Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/M0kTrrNc>Inventory Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/aKksRQdc>Spell Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LuG8YptA>Information Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/egCQWBJA>Crafting Pastebin:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>39983341"Sharing embarrassing foalhood stories about family the moment I step away, hmm?"We give her a little kiss."I'm sure they're wondering what their little filly is up to. Imagine the looks on their faces when you share some of the stories and discoveries you've made since you last spoke, I'm sure they'll be overjoyed."
Stopping for the night. The thread is very close to bump limit, so tomorrow Rise will start back up again.Have a good night or day!
>>39983522Night, Pluto!
Boop
I almost completely forgot:Shouldn't Copper have paid us?