How would you survive in Regular Show-verse?
I just started the Simpsons and Lisa already has her cooter out.
>>142763537Lisa has always been a slut.
>>142763157IIRC it was more the animation used than implied nudity. Like the first season isn't remembered for its animation quality.
>>142763599I know I was making a funny
>>142763582blargsnarf moment
>>142763620Just like that time they showed her panties.
Question one: Why don't you have a Maxima in your life?Question two: How would you deal with one like her if your were a superhero?
>>142759812maximas aren't realif I were a superhero and single I would consider dating her and seeing where it goes. but I would be extremely picky because super seed is extremely dangerous. It's a real moral quandary because throwing around a little super d could solve a lot of issues but super baby mamas are a nightmare scenario
Original Maxie is perfection. DCAU version is good too but not as sex. Also I always thought it was strange that they gave her such a Kirby-esque costume.
>>142759812They should have done an issue where Maxima kidnaps Jon Kent when she learns that Superman has a son but she didn't realize he was a little kid.
>>142760699Entertaining the idea beyond who can virtue signal harder... I figure that would depend entirely on if the constructed Kal El Identity preprogramed giving him Lashina as a girlfriend. Or if in the course of living the false Kal El persona created by Darkseid: they became close and became an item. The former is premeditating a nonconsensual sexual encounter. While the latter is an outcome of the more total removal of Superman's identity. While it's surely a bad experience: it's akin to a person with amnesia having a regredtful hookup.
>>142762116It's funny how in the DCAU they gave him such detailed armor.That is, when you see the rest of the girls like Ivy, WW or a character created by them like Livewire, adapting the comic design was more logical and fit with the others.
Why doesn't he just stay Captain Marvel full-time?
>>142763127I think Billy is still trying to figure things out.
>>142763125I was a crossdressing pervert before I was on the internet.
>>142763248See, then you would've been a crossdressing pervert in the eighties, too, whereas the rest of us would be Randy Savage types
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>>142763504oooh I love the look with the long sleeves and high neck!
We are in march now, time to discuss about lat cartoons and comics once again.
142759190nah
Why the crossovers condorito have with other franchises or shows suck so much? and i dont talk just about the covers, the comics also have have special stories where condorito meet x character.
>>142763163afaik most of the new shit is handled by televisa (aka pure mexican cancer) and nowadays only releases compilations of old comics + a new story, usually a crossover made by them just to cash out on the hype of condorito x something, and they suck dick so hard its incredible, the whole movie thing happened thanks to them.
>>142763454Oh yeah this edition of the Condorito comic was a promotion for the Don Gato y su pandilla movie, now it suck even more considering Don gato and Benito are fucking useless in the whole story.Fucking Televisa holy shit.
How come no one talks about Tomm Moore's work?
she cute
>>142763247Not "diverse" enough for most American untermensch to care about.
Disabled people in fantasy stories can exist and serve as great characters. A great modern example is luz from the owl house.
>>142762382no one watched it that far.
>>142762746Everybody tapped out as soon as Molly blushed at a boy
>>142762713>Thats why you also never see fags talk about the numerous old ugly gay dads in cartoonsGhost show had those too, incidentally.
>>142762769Didn't they also came back once Andrea got a girlfriend?
>>142763611Not after seeing what her girlfriend looked like
What is the saddes x-men moment? I want to have a manly tears thread
>>142759816His original appearance already made him seem like some sort of an entity.
>>142757650>saddesWhat's the matter, not enough "t"?
>>142761385yes, tears made my keyboard weT
>>142757764>lessmore*
meh
What dead webcomics do you think only YOU remember?
>>142758312>flash comicsWas Blip one of them that are lost to time and tech?
>webcomic starts with a character waking upRebooted not once but twice, maybe thwice!
>>142759114Hah, not, I remember Elf Only Inn. The artist started a comic about a troll detective, which was really well drawn and had potential but it only made like half a dozen pages, iirc, and that was well over a decade ago
Anyone remember a sometimes-NSFW comic, plot consisted of (as far as I remember) a guy who worked at not!walmart who had sex with a coworker in the store, later sitting on a roof with a girl who was 17, the girl wanted to bang said guy but guy refused because she wasn't 18 yet? i think it also ends on a roof. pretty sure the main character had brown hair and was kinda old (not elderly but maybe 30s? getting into middle age?)other random things i remember>the first NSFW part of the comic involved someone recieving fellatio behind a bush, i think there was occasional NSFW beforehand like titties but they were censored>i remember a mud fight at the beach scene but that might be me getting confused with another comic>the 17 year old i think maybe had dyed red hair with pigtails>there might have been nerd speak/warhammer 40k references?that's pretty much all i remember. some anons have thought it sounded familiar but nobody can remember the comic or source any images
How many webcomics are Nintendo about to kill after killing fanart on Newgrounds?
If the new Captain America movie fails, what the fuck are Disney gonna do?>Reportedly, the story underwent major changes. One minor villain group, the Serpent Society, was completely removed from the film. Initial reports suggested the movie had problems with action scenes not meeting the standards set by previous “Captain America” films. However, insider Oh How I Marvel At Those Marvels provided more details. They mentioned issues with the action, chemistry between the leads, and the movie’s political messages.This bombing would mean>new black cap is hated and Mackie is box office poison>batman bombed>thor shackled to shitty new character Love and had awful movie>she hulk poorly received>the marvels bombedLiterally who do they have left for their avengers movies that isn’t shit? If Shang Chi is their ace in the hole then they have big fucking problems Why did they have to fuck up the movies starring women and people of colour? Just fuels the chuds
>>142756431>movie has emotional scenes>emotionally manipulativeWorst part is that I know this post isn't trolling. You're genuinely that fucking retarded and devoid of common sense. I hope you die soon so there's less retards like you in the world
>>142729668>batman bombedAre you retarded, it's like the one movie that made DC any money at all in the last 5 years
>>142762772>the miseryporn isn't excessive and unearned black science man was a bad villain and having feminine emotional outbursts at what he's allegedly supposed to view as lab equipment was undermining. but >you are too smoothbrained to have understood the evil of callousness so here we are.
>>142729668Tiktok ban because they make money , and capitalism dont like othe people make money , Captain america is fighting for the capitalism , freedom is joke now to the world .
>>142762772I'm sorry that I'm not as easily swayed as you.
That's bullshit. You can read in your dream, except that sometimes weird things happen like then a children's book turns into a hardcore porn.
Aren't dreams just your imagination running wild? If you can visualize text in your mind you should be able to see it in a dream as well. Or alternatively, if you can imagine yourself reading, you should be able to dream yourself reading.
>>142758146picrel looks like a 4kidz edit
>>142762165yes and no, the long answer is we still don't really know what dreams areI can tell you from my experience with lucid dreaming that dreams tend to operate on subconscious expectation, which is how you can manipulate them while lucid.
I can read stuff like road signs and restaurant logos in dreams but in depth reading like books and letters are usually gibberish.
>>142762165DReams are your brain basically doing a defragmentation cycle, so it compresses the day's memories
The new line is DOA nostalgiaslop, but Brevoort still thinks that this will sell since he is still doing the intentional ragebait tactic that has stopped working for years now
>>142744255I wish.
>>142757790Im listening right now. He literally says it was strong and a smash hit, but due to being weekly releases it was lower than #600 and not a million seller. The reordering "sold like a frenzy" and it achieved what they needed eventually
>>142763008>The reordering "sold like a frenzy" and it achieved what they needed eventuallyThat's not true though. We have the actual reordering numbers from John Jackson Miller/Comichron.7/19House of X 1 $5.99 07/24/19 Marvel 185,6308/19House of X 1 $5.99 07/24/19 Marvel 1,0919/19House of X 1 $5.99 07/24/19 Marvel 15,11610/19House of X 1 $5.99 07/24/19 Marvel 5,83811/19House of X 1 $5.99 07/24/19 Marvel 4,055 7/19Powers of X 1 $5.99 07/31/19 Marvel 167,8408/19Powers of X 1 $5.99 07/31/19 Marvel 9,9339/19Powers of X 1 $5.99 07/31/19 Marvel 9,89710/19Powers of X1 $5.99 07/31/19 Marvel 6,443Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>142763194You're proving him right though. Just house of X 1-6 sold 800000+, adding powers of X crosses 1.5 million. Thats ridiciulously high sales in only 2 and a half months
>>142744219Kill yourself White. Krakoa sucked, you know nothing of the X-Men, and you look like you touch children.
Because you demanded it. Chasm bros everyone is winning. He's the greatest character ever created He just needs to leave that cheater Janine for Rek -Rap
>>142763271It's because people were spitball ideas for fun and others got butt hurt because it wasn't to be mean, but more of a what if
>>142763245you work at mavel penguin printing or something?
jackpot black cat 1 var
asm 48 var. Well that's a first
>Really lengthy update on PAD, can't post it in full here, check his gofundme if you care:Good news is his white cell count is still normal. And that has given me comfort.The issue I am still fight for him on currently Is getting him off the minced diet that he picks at but does not eat much. There is a meeting towards the end of the month that is only one of the issues I am going to bring up.A bit of a setback in his rehab. Because of the infections and the number of times he was immobile in a hospital bed, the atrophy is much worse than I thought.Understand that when I visit him, he is dressed and, in his wheelchair, or bed.Last Sunday I got a good look at them and watched the physical therapist work with him.It’s bad, really bad.He looks like, and I do not say this lightly at all, a holocaust survivor. His arms and legs are twigs.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Is there such a thing as too big?
>>142763516The wages of sin is FLATNESS.
>>142763516This is great. Please do more.
>>142763516>don't get boob envy, miss nagatoro
>>142763322Glad it's anatomically correct.
>>142763597miss nagadiabla.
King of the Hill >>> The Simpsons
>>142762574well. the simps didn't end and now has more bad seasons then good, king of the cucks was decent and even the later seasons ain't got the rot that you see with a bunch of cartoons that pass there prime.
>>142762574Simpsons at its peak was better but that was about 5 or 6 years so Simpsons has been terrible far longer than it was good. KotH was more consistent and never reached truly bad territory even if it did degrade from about season 7 or 8 on.