would you eat one for a million bucks?
>>77366666satan has appeared to stop jannies from cleaning up the shit on page 1 kek
steamy brown log on the 'log
>>77363274If it were disease free then I would consider it
>>77363274looks stinky
I can handle cartel gore and illegal shitbut this makes me gag and cringe fucker digging in there yikes
All I want is a femanon to call me a good boy and talk to me while I fall asleep
We've been married for 9 years and what has my sex life been for the last 7 of those years? Being denied, teased, and forced to watch her fuck hot alphas raw. She's gotten pregnant by them a couple times and I'm currently raising the kids as my own. I haven't had sex in 7 years
>>77368092That's pretty cool anon. I'm glad for you. How do you shave your crotch? It gets really itchy with a razor.
>>77368132My wife told me that I'm not man enough to have public hair so she made me pay to get it permanently lasered off. Of course, her main bull has a full bush above his cock that she just absolutely loves
where do i find qt girls to sext with? i'm horny as fuck
>>77368163I sexted with two guys from here. I even showed pictures of myself in my underwear to prove im not a troon and my butthole to one (this was recently and I have a higher interest in anal and wanted an opinion) the other guy I only sent voice memos and bra pics to. They were both european though so they had that weird euro autsim. Anyway, I met them by adding them after they replied to my threads with their discords.
>>77368191how am i supposed to know what your threads are bitch!!
>>77368209I am not saying me, I am saying anyone claiming to be a woman posting about a fetish or anything sexual, you can reply in their thread and hope they are not a man and actually add you
>>77368218oh, that makes more sense originally
im finally of age to buy alcohol but im genuinely just too scared to buy any because im worried that ill stutter or go red because the cashier wont believe my id is real. why am i so pathetic?
>>77365551waaaaaaaaahhhhhh thats just too far..
>>77365176I order it online so its ready to go when I get there and then just show my ID and leave. Its fast and easy and I talk to the cashiers as minimally as possible.t. In a similar circumstance.
>>77365176Attention-Whore: The Post
>>77365176Bring a secondary form of photo ID you retard use your head
I don't care desune
Is becoming a vtuber to help ease social anxiety a good idea?
>>77368192Not really; it won't translate. Your mind acts as a muscle and learns pathways that tie related experiences together. A Vtuber experience is fundamentally too different from in-person interaction to be helpful beyond practicing your wit. Unfortunately you're gonna have the job of actually forcing yourself to talk to people ftf. Unironically start by talking to cashiers and strangers when you come across them. You will be awkward and weird at first, but soon you'll start to become comfortable with it and with the comfort you'll build your ability to smoothly interact with others.
>>77368212I feel too retarded to interact with people in real life, I can't form sentences and freeze up.
I have no idea why, but i'm so fucking horny for fantasy dwarves. Not real dwarves, which are fucking disgusting but fantasy dwarves. I get the biggest hard on for them. Their bodies, attitudes, especially feet, etc are just so fucking hot. All that muscle on them makes me cum buckets, once I start fantasizing about them I can't stop and can't clear my head of these thoughts. I can't be alone in this, do any of you guys find them attractive? (fantasy not really dwarves)
>>77368024Sometimes but even so, just put a bag or their head or something. Or ask them to shave?
>>77367963post nut clarity, many such cases
>>77367855pic related, going from right to left, normal comic called rat queens where theres a redhead dwarf, porn short comic with a goblin called orcbarbies - beach day, ongoing long comicwith a halfling chick from incase - alfiethats prob the closest ones i got, see if you like em
>>77368136>alfie
>>77368136Thank you for your suggestions, I've been having a hard time finding good porn on this subject
in love with a streamer
The idea of her, you mean.
>>77367471no, i realize that she's a smelly retard but im so lonely
>>77367476Literally go for a long walk (at least 1 hour), slowly change habits to build self confidence. Meet other women
enjoy this instead anon: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8fFzD1Kdi8uCSmbOce08w
which one dough?
>chads go missing>owooo poor souls we need to find them>ugly guy goes missing>nobody caresfuck chads
>>77366713you wouldnt be bringing incel stuff into this if you knew how dangerous mexico really is
3rd guy is pretty ugly desu
Imagine ever voluntarily going to Mexico for any reason>b-b-but muh tourist areas are safe!!!No they are not you fucking spic.
>>77366713>mexicothey are dead. hope that helps
>nooooo don't bomb us you're genociding gaz-AACK!!!
have a pity bump sir
W0w so edgy
>>77367616i dont like sand people or jews we should nuke Gaza and Israel
>>77368049you're not following the Golden Rule
>>77367616SAAAAAAAAAAAAR YOU ARE BROWN IF YOU REDEEM THE PALESTINE
Reminder you are not average you are smallIts over for averagecels
my phallus is the size of an Iranian hypersonic missile
David Hampson editionhttps://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/silent-man-david-hampson-road-28251366
>>77367842white three legged cat keeps digging up my tulip bulbs so it can shit in one of my raised beds
It's your personality bro not your unattractive face.
He's asking why he isn't getting any matches kek. Some people really aren't self aware of how cringey and fat they look.
Ladies just love a shot of an out of shape man standing by a huge car.
>ywn make a girl a nice gift of your moments together>no girl will ever love you
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on Akron, Ohio? It's nice and comfy and dirt cheap and I enjoy living here
>>77367971deadass skibidi rizzler in ohio :skull:
>>77367971hell naw bruh they fanum tax policy is cooked
I'm from Topeka, so it's nothing crazy to me. Certainly a good example of how you can turn Southern blacks into productive members of society.
imagine living in ohio lol
ohio gyatt rizzer skibidi ohio
>tfw no ghetto latina or black gf with tattoos who only listens to rap and reggaeton and says words like bruh and niggaAny other robots know this feel? I suffer because of this.
>>77367294ive literally been here for the past 7 years im not one of those tiktok femcels that shits weird
>>77367394>liking new bumbum and not old BOOOM BOOM BOOMI pity the foo
>>77366575Lol white boy they been sucking dick since 4th grade
>>77366510I just want a nerd GF who I can play video games and watch anime with.
>>77366510I'm not attracted to black girls at all. I like some Latinas but mostly white or lighter ones.
Question for biological femcels.Would you rather be what you are, a femcel or a slut?Just imagine fucking every week AT LEAST.So?
>>77367860It's always me initiating it, I lean on him to take care of me and he obliges. Not so much that he's unenthusiastic but his heart isn't in it I feel, he never really wanted it and wants to be exclusive to his gf.
>>77367886are you, him and her attractive? be honest femanon, you are in an anonymous forum
>>77368109They are both attractive normies, I don't think I'm attractive. Or I have a decent body I think but not pretty.
>>77368140does he do you from behind so he doesn't have to see your face?
>>77368167We try different positions but I don't think that's why he would go from behind. I hope not
