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Do any fembots want to date me before I become poor?
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>>77366815
>>77366402
Some of us are secret whales the world just isn't ready for
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Whats the money from faggot
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>>77368295
What the fuck are you talking about?
Obviously OP made money by buying crypto like Bitcoin.
If you bought BTC back when it cost $5000 in 2020 for example and spent a little over a huundred thousand on it you'd have $12 million and chamge right now.
Given OP is in the red though he probably made that money more on small time meme shit rather than BTC, like apucoin or whatever.
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>>77365200
You have to cash it out and buy basic necessities and other useful things. All crypto and cash will go to zero. Heed my word, screenshot this.
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>>77368377
Gonna be hard to convince a guy like OP who became a millionaire from crypto that crypto is bad and he should sell it all.

>Legalize lolis
>Establish hentai houses
>Place I came up with where you would be strapped to a chair and VR headset and given electrical stimulation to your skin to simulate having sex with anime girls
>teach everyone how to make tulpas and lucid dream
>also meditation because it helps with my anxiety
>create clubs for people to meet up for talking to their tulpa, meditating and doing general social things
>create a basic income so everyone can take care of their other needs
If Biden did this, I'd stop being a chuddy incel.
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>you don't need a basic income
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>>77368363
I think a first good step is just legalize fiction
Allow people to make whatever kind of story they want. They can have a story about kids having sex. A story about the president or their country's leader being assassinated. An Eminem song about killing your ex wife. Fiction has no victims.
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>>77368382
>Hm
>Samefagging

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u ain't gon step without ur goons
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>>77367927
step up, fool
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>>77367927
they dun let a jew on a canoe

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My girlfriend is in labor and the hospital isn't an option
What the fuck do I do?!
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>>77368081
Doesn't matter anymore, it was stillborn
So much for anon's help
Fuck you guys
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>>77368098
Jesus christ you parasite ,of you're gonna have a kid at least raise it yourself you deadbeat subhuman animal
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>>77368131
Alright now I know you're definitely fucking larping, nobody had a stillborn and goes straight to fucking 4chan ,Jesus kill yourself retard
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>>77368131
I hope your wife leaves you holy shit
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>>77368197
It's obviously fake you stupid retard

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I want a cute nerdy gf, with small boobs, tight ass and glasses.
But bimbos...they have something that REALLY turn me on...
I still want a nerdy girl, but I want one to have a relationship, while bimbos really turn me on.
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>>77367104
You must be a really ugly woman if you think that.
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>>77364926
>nice guys finish last girls only want chad
Ironic kek but I get it.
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>>77367515
>only women can have taste
ok
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>>77367472
this is more of what I find hot
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>>77364926
had that, they're narcissists. good luck senpai. that shit sucks. didnt even meet her online and she royally fucked me the first year and fucked my entire life the next

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Society must do everything in its power to destroy the European and caucasian races.

BNWO. this world needs to be African. This world belongs to Africa.
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Black men rule this planet
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The weak races are dying out rapidly
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>>77368080
>White women are more likely to have a mixed child with black men than white men
White women won't have mixed children with white men anyway. They'd be white children...

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Im approaching 30s, and can provide a family. All I got in my life was rejections and Im too young for marriage

No I dont want to move overseas because Im bad at learning languages
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>>77367997
>too young for marriage
Nigga youre middle aged
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>>77368013
That is a man
Ofnvnddinfe
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>>77368013
>1st post in a wife thread
>rice burner
color me shocked
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>>77368125
crowd crush is a bad way to die
Travel=/=Asia
Suit your tastes. If you like black women fly to Africa. If you want to date White women strategically try going to Belarus, Georgia, or other former Soviet states where girls want to marry out of a country that could be the next Ukraine. If you like latinas go to South America. And if you like alcoholic white women visit Australia. If you want Asian girls go to Asia
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>>77367997
>approaching 30s
>Im too young for marriage
Please don't get married. You'll just get brutally sodomized in court by your future wife that wants you dead due to your low IQ and lack of self-awareness.

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I've had a terrible week. My finals didn't go so well, and I'm feeling physically unwell. Luckily, I have Misaki Friday to look forward to. Enjoy it, friends.
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>>77366632
I need a Misaki to come to my door and save me
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>>77367353
tsmt my nigger
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>>77366632
Sex with Misaki
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I need Asuka gf not misaki
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misaki gf would be a 9/10, but she's not romantic enough for me... maybe id feel better with a crab gf

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As long as janny doesnt antagonize me Im usually pretty good at following the rules
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>>77367560
/tv/ jannies are the worst. The worst.
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The rules boil down to don't post illegal stuff and keep racism to b and pol

Not really draconian
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>>77368156
You WILL get warned for avatarfagging.
You WILL get warned for sage
You WILL get warned for gure/guro outside of /b/
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>>77368176
Dont avatarfag go on twitter
Dont announce you are sageing
Post it on b
Pretty simple stuff senpai
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>>77368156
sounds like someone who never posts on /ck/

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>foreign girl I just met ask help with wifi password
>put it and give the phone back to her
>grabs my waist and kisses my cheek so i do the same awkwardly
>left a smudge of lipstick on my cheek
>felt her looking at me serveral times b4 this

Hmm
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you're reading into it
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>>77366551
This reminds me I have no idea what to do when someone kisses your cheek. I've seen all kinds of different things in tv/movies. Irl when I've been cheek kissed by aunts/grandma, I've just taken the kiss and also kissed back at the same time. Felt like a fag afterward, like men aren't supposed to kiss back I think. Idk kek
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Talking to 3D women is only for normalfaggots.
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>>77366551
>and then i woke up with soiled undies
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>>77368249
2D girls aren't much for conversation
I spent 5 minutes talking to your image and she didn't say one word back
I'm thinking talking to 2D women is pointless

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Are you sourdough?
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I love the fact that even if i tried i couldnt be sadder than the
>didnt peak in highschool and never will, envies the corpo-jocks and the vibesullied
crew
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I'll show you insufferable. It's this barren earth after guys like me stop cleaning up after guys like you.
There's always a third way
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I have given up on you. I feel less hateful toward you. But only because I feel very little for you at all. I think about you less and less.
Soon you will be nothing to me. I do no longer dream about our life together and what could have been.
I will find someone like you. You are my type. But you are too old and too fearful.
She will be better than you in every way.
My only regret now is I wasted anything on you at all.
I should have completely turned against you the moment you showed interest. Stupid animal. You are beneath contempt.
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some people are meant to be alone. i am one of them
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>>77367338
>>77368138
Relatable. Time to snore

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Week 3 day 4 of make sure tranny-kun, retart-kun and z2cuck kill themselfs
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>>77367150
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH WOW
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>>77366953
second time posting what i wish for retard-san and tranny-kun's love to last forever
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>>77367715
*that i wish for damn my typing sucks lately
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once again responding in support of your mission OP.
godspeed.
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>>77367150
he looks late 30s here wtf

how do we know its really him? the 'kurisu' pic is supoosedly rs but no proof either

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(You) who hath no use for thine orbs,
pass them this way, for I shall polish them.
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>>77365839
gilf toph
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>>77367445
Still would methinks
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Damn bitch coulda jus said gimme ur bawls
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>>77366390
Evocative.
What's the best color and why is it always some form of iridescent oilslick purple?

>>77367402
Shinny, shimmy, shime-ee..
Why, all orbs have a certain glisten to them, if you ponder in the right light

>>77367565
Dragon? Bowling? Waltz?
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>>77365815
What is the purpose of shining orbs? What school of magic do the orbs permit?

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Im drunk and somehow my pajamas got a hole arouind my ass
I miss my nonny
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>>77367656
100% homosexual gay faggoty faggy fag faggot
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did she peg you? how big?

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i feel like most of life is just killing time until death
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>>77367182
There are people out there so ambitious that they're actually upset that they don't have enough time to enact all their plans and realize all their dreams, I'm talking 95 year old billionaires living on pig hearts. So no, it's all about perspective.
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>>77367339
those people are still killing time
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>>77367354
Killing time to me kinda implies fappin around just waiting for the end, whereas they're actively accomplishing things and wish they had even more time to work with.
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>>77367182
That's how my life is. I've been ready to depart for years.
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it is. all of life is about coping with death.


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