This should be the gold standard for BMX.
https://youtu.be/u3A6Wnh2Mc8?si=FmS_V23aphnjVjJc [Embed]

Too many kooks like chad kerley just making bmx look embarrassing, what a fucking disgusting human

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Cool guy chad kerley doing what he loves to do

>>201942 (OP)
I can't do tricks on a BMX but I went on a downhill ride and it was fucking exhilarating. Heart pumping, adrenaline fueled excitement. Bumps on the sidewalk, turning and avoiding obstacles. Reminded me of those POV youtube videos of those guys on trails riding their dirtbikes. Gotta say I prefer skateboarding but man that was a treat.

>>224143
>dirtbikes
*mountain bikes

>>201942 (OP)
When I was in high school in the early 00s, some kid brought a VHS (still a thing at the time) tape compilation of BMX to study hall class. It was the most boring thing ever but as soon as we left this other kid said “that was so gay” and all the other kids around that heard it laughed their asses off.

>>220663 (OP)
You do that shit as a kid, if you're really about that life.

Then at least as an adult it's not completely cringe. Still is a bit but not as much.

If you're an fat adult gamer posting 9gag tier images and asking how to skateboard, yeah it's too late. It's over. Try at your own peril, the damage to your body will only be outweighed by the damage to what little dignity you have left

>>220663 (OP)

>>220663 (OP)
You literally get out there and do them

Dont listen to the doomer faggots

>>220663 (OP)
Have you thought about rollerblading? They are just shoes on wheels and I'm sure you can burn some calories there. That said, the sports that can help you burn the most calories are not really extreme (running, swimming, etc.). Maybe you can try swimming between your surfing trips?

>>220663 (OP)
Extreme sports like BMX and skateboarding require a feminized brain which is why they are full of homosexuals. If you admire them then you might be gay but if you’re out of shape and old, forget it. Old people break their bones just watching them as a spectator.

>>230929
Take a look at Zydrunas, he started training when he was 17 and he's won 4 fucking times and holds the spot of being the oldest worlds strongest man winner at age 38, like I said.
Zydrunas won first when he was 34, then again when he was 35, then again when he was 37 and then for a final 4th time when he was 38.

His most youthful win was when he was 34 and he began training at 17, I'm not basing everything I'm saying just off of Zydrunas but he is the perfect example of what I'm talking about.

The elephant in the room being that if you looked at his physiology under a microscope and autopsied him you would be reasonable in assuming that he's not the same species as the rest of us.

>>230931
It's not muscle maturation, its the body continually being able to adapt and grow and gain strength over time, not just in the muscles but also in bones, ligaments, tendons, etc. PED's allow you to continue beyond a normal point of being "old" and causes permanent physiological changes to these bodily systems over time.

>>216958 (OP)
>7'6, 500 pounds of lean mass giant who can deadlift 505 kilos raw as part of his warmup have against other opponents?

265 is the Unified Rules MMA HW limit retard.

In any case:

Gerard Gordeau vs. Teila Tuli. 200lb difference, lighter fighter won

Bob Sapp vs Nogueira: 100lb difference, lighter fighter won

Emmanuel Yarbrough vs Daiju Takase: 400lb difference, lighter fighter won.

In those cases it was 2 submissions and a vital strike (kicked in the eye). Neither which exercising and being jacked would made a difference.

>>216958 (OP)
You become stiff if you lift a lot without plyometrics and agility drills, this is facts.

>>231184
I try to go full ROM with a ton of exercises, and this itself can maintain and even give you a ton of flexibility. You could also just mix in some static stretching to really increase your flexibility.

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>>231662
Kill yourself you absolute fucking retard

I wish /xs/ had mods

>>231644
>21 year old
>teenager
pick one

>>231633
>be Nishonoseki rikishi
>stable master for years is yokozuna Kisenosato
>something starts haunting the heya
>evil spirit destroys your liver with evil spirits
>tricks everyone he's human
>realize fraudzuna kisenosato not strong enough to stamp it out
>he makes yokozuna
>you die
if they really cared besides it being The GOAT, onosato, asanoyama, ryuitler, etc would have had similar treatment

They should make it legal to kick someone who pulls guard in the face. Simple.

>>214171 (OP)
This kinda look rape ish. >>214191
Ok>>214172

>>220413
Barring kicks to downed opponents created this whole mess in the first place.
If you're looking for weird but practical anti-ground techniques, check out Tai Shing Pek Kwar or Monkey Kungfu. Lots of chest stomping.
>protect yourself at all times

>>216339
Lay and pray is boring. Landing actual submissions is awesome.

tk scissors. it's like a flower sweep but way fucking weirder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNzDDVKTYAk [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnuWWyAp-PI [Embed]

>>229938 (OP)
You mean bumstyle?

>>230037
No it wasn't bumstyle. It was some weird word like steezy or bunky

>>228218
Based retard

>>228544
Thanks, you too.

Lmao defendo

if you want to fight

take on myua thai

if you want to wrestle

take on BJJ
but in all seriousness, you aren't most likely going to be a competitive fighter, so you're doing it for the fun of it.
whatever way you want your ass beaten is completely up to you, it could be boxing, kickboxing or even some of the lighter forms of fighting like capoeira

i've tried boxing, kickboxing and myua thai myself and i found the funniest ass beatings to come from myua thai

>>199760 (OP)
Krav is defendu, they just stole it

it would only really be extreme for the trees and pedestrians

>>215692 (OP)
a new gf wanted to wrestle, she thought it would be close, maybe she would win, on our knees on the bed, I let her grab me, gets a good hold. I peel her arms off easily sping her around -bear hug and squeeze hard lift her up and slowly turn her over into position there is nothing she can do, use one hand to take your clothes off. sex. women love to be over powered. Best five seconds she ever had.

>>215692 (OP)
i stacked a one night stand on her head during sex one time. she didnt like that one bit.

>>228603
I thought you were larping, til I read the last sentence. Good job based sex-haver anon.

Гдe фoтo хoмякa c бaнaнoм?

suplex her head into the concrete

>>218883
>KK doesn't seem to train guys to keep themselves from getting kicked in the head.
kek get a load of this guy

>>218933
reminder that Nasukawa moped the floor with the MUH Thay "elite"

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>>229264
>No surprise thai fighters that run 5 km every morning
fuck their legs for no good reason since you don't actually to need to run every day to be a high level successful fighter

>>217284 (OP)
How do you guys get faster at:
>front side sliding
>double kicks(same leg)
I just feel slow when it comes to closing distance and counteriing a counter on the offensive.

>>230494
Im just trying to learn all the techniques your "coach" was smoking mids in the parking lot with a gatorade bottle and a socket

FIGHT
WITH SWOOOOOOOOOOOORDS

>>223081 (OP)
Its not really a sport though is it? more like a bunch of soft interconnective activities. Mock traders, quest givers, fighters, faction leaders etc that arent consolidated into a particular goal. kinda change from event to event i would think, right?

DO you mean specific rulings withing fights in larp? I suppose that could be a sport, but then thats not really LARP, thats a ruling within larp.

LARP is not a martial art, but HEMA is, and it’s much more comparable to kendo than LARP is

I took the bait didn’t I

/cgl/ has a LARP general if you're interested in talking about larp

Not this shit again.

bad luck lads

Lost 2-1 to the gachas but still a ok showing considering main striker Ultimate Martial arts was purple.

Just win sunday

Amazing game, shame that own goal ended up killing us

>>230417
Yeah. 17th is solid. Just 1 more goal anywhere and we were fine

>>230419
Technically it's not the end of the road, there is a team without manager/caretaker in summer, so if they fail to get someone before the cup starts, /xs/ can still get into summer

>>219755
You probably assumed I'm American, bars are built everywhere here and they are usually half outdoor, I wasn't even thinking when I typed that part as I was referring to close quarters stuff, but realistically speaking where I live I could pick up a chair or table at almost every street corner lol

>>219766
All the outdoors furniture in my city is chained down. America!

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For me it's spears

>>218232
If you actually talk to people 90% of will say some variation of "its fun and I like it". Its only the BJJ people who start spouting off about the real world and going to the ground etc.

>>218236
Chasity cage helmet

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idk look up what f1 drivers do and do that

>>219935
Driving isn't a sport and I don't care what anyone says

>>219873
>No exercise is inherently dangerous, careless progression is

Literally this.

>>197945 (OP)
Use very plates and or a neck harness. The only people who advocate for this are fat and ancient. It's an antiquated way of training. Also >>199937

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