Faggot.
Hey fucko!
Seriously, when was the last time an actual Japanese person was the best at ANY fighting art?
>>49628>read Freakanomics>realize they fix Sumo for their friends on the bubbleSPORT RUINED
>>49628Japanese are good at boxing, kickboxing, MMA and JudoInoue is N2 pound for pound in boxing
>>49628Sumo has been gradually losing popularity in Japan ever since the late 90s. A Mongolian kid has ten times the drive to put his entire life on the line for a sumo career because success at stagnating, by the Japanese standards, sport is still 1000 times more than anything he could ever dream of achieving at home.
maybe coz they use onions
>>49628All those guys who aren't Hakuho are Japanese though.Japan still does well at judo and boxing/kickboxing. They aren't as good at MMA as they were 10 years ago but they still have a few top contenders floating around.>>49656They cleared up all the serious match fixing years ago.
What the fuck happened to Tony? Why did he drew his brows
>>49611i think he shaved them as a joke
He also recently got his first tattoo, he's probably going through a mid life crisis
>>50781kinda late for that
>>50781it's not his first tattoo retard
How is your zorbing going
>>16414I think this is so funny because the concept of zorbing is already slightly hilarious. Rolling down a hill in a ball uncontrollably is just ridiculous to begin with.
>summer has arrived>decide to go zorbing>it's hotter than anticipated>inside the zorb is like a greenhouse>everything's fogged over from the moisture>suddenly not feeling so good>black out while rolling down>next thing I know I wake up to the sound of waves>feels like I'm floating around in water>can't see shit>start hamster-wheeling myself in a random direction>eventually I reach some type of land>climb out and check where I am>I had rolled into a damn river and was just floating downstream for who knows how long
>>16414I keked so hard my stomach hurts
>>31600Use your favorite search engine to look up HydroBronc
>>49230Poor you. If you'd stayed out a few hours longer you could've had a real adventure.
>Not doing an /xs/ commuteYou'll never be extreme
>>50858Is anyone actually mentally ill enough to do that? When I walk from station to work the non-pedestrian non-car commooters are usually 50% cyclists 40% escoots 8% push scoots 2% assorted retards like ebikes or inlines. I think I've seen dudes on longboards a few times but never a skater. I'd imagine its awkward to fall, break your head, rip your clothes, and call your boss explaining why you're not making it to work today
>>50862Just don't fall
>>50858I commute by snowboard and snowmobile in the winter
>>50935How do you snowboard to work? Surely you'd get stuck at the bottom of a hill.
https://youtu.be/udRpeoL_uqAEvery single opponent of MT has had wars with him for the last decade but Devon decimated him. Who should Devon face next? Genadi? Laletin? Levan?
I wish this version of Devon had faced prime Cyplenkov. Whould have been unreal.
it definitely should be Levan
https://youtu.be/OEYue-0y5UQcan you beat her?
>>50673I can beat literally any female in all physical competition
Who is the worst of the (((new))) Battlebots and why is it this one?
Good news everyone: Sporkinok was rejected.Bad news: So was Mobius.
>>49263>sporkinok was rejectedI am sad. It was incredibly satisfying watching it get curbstomped every fight.
>>50102I mainly just don't want Battlebots to become Robot Wars. Rejecting plenty of great teams for "this team of school children weaponized furbies" and "hi we're here with a shopping cart that has a motor we bought online and our team leader is a girl". One or two gag bots are nice, but when half the field had to enter by having an unusual team composition, only to be curb stomped by the 4 actually good robots, it killed the show. I'd rather the gag bots get in by being interesting designs, like Burger Royale's interesting metal work, Gamma 9's retro design, Gemini's multibot, or Double Jeopardy bringing a one of a kind weapon, than "it's a D tier hammer bot but I painted it in a certain way"
>>50168I like it when gagbots adapt to the meta while still representing their roots. Ribbot in this past season being a perfect example
>>50254Ribbot is great. The extent of their gag boils down to being zoomer engineers with a foam/plastic shell over a really sturdy and well built machine. My favorite example is Nuts. Went from a generic thwackbot to an example of how melty brain technology can be lethally powerful. Beat the shit out of a decent drum in Concussion, and then sniped Carbide's chain and wheels to death all while being a goofy design piloted by some farmers.
why does this face accumulate skateboard video views
>>50402Because that is what skating's original demographic looks like now
>>50402its not just skate its all YT vids.
>>50402they love their meal replacement drinks.
Except it doesn't. It's YT algorithm shit and you can see it in any popular community; cooking, music channels, painting and obviously video gaming. Popular channels do it to get views, not all of them but they know if they do then they will make more money.Not a problem with braille homie it's a problem with the system
B-Boy an extreme sport?
>>50298Yes. Especially as a power move specialist.But lets be honest, footwork is much more interesting and is more useful in other parts of life.
>>50377don't forget floorwork. dovetails nicely into wrestling.and the indian step is a style of movement you don't see in many other places.
i used to in highschool i did flairs, windmills, headspin and that was about it- all i needed to do because it was easy to connect them in different ways
>>50609Did you at least do them to the beat, or was it more for the acrobatics of it?Also, did you ever learn the kind of windmill where you are all tucked up in a ball? We called them eggbeaters, but I think they're mostly called munchmills.
>>50298it's extremely gay so close enough
Which way, western man?
>>45768Apparently there are no Made in Abyss skateboards.
>>46053How old is templeton now? Gotta be 50+
‘Man this board was a mistake. You fags just argue over the most asinine shit. Let’s see ur clips
>>45774this dude knows no bounds, based tranny troll
>>45768
BJJ white belt with no stripes 6 months in. 38/M/255lbs. Entered my first tournament and terrified. Im in same weight class as 300lbs Ogres I could never shrimp out from under. Any tips before I meet my fate?
You will now know how it feels for a normal weight guy to roll with you. The majority of your taps are only possible due to your enormous man tits and beer belly.
>>44627Mcdojo
>>41647Grips grips grips. Dominate the inside. Do not tense and stress but move and reposition instead.Also, always fuck with their balance and posture. Someone who's unbalanced or can't keep their head, shoulders and hips aligned can't do shit. Always fuck with their posterior chain alignment.After that, find angles, then attack. If you are at an angle to your opponent, while you keep them in front of you, you can attack while they will have a harder time defending until they turn to face you again.These are universal truths in fighting. Always keep these in mind. Now, given that this is your first tournament, don't stress, don't overgrip, avoid adrenalin dumps and have fun.
>>41647Have some sort of plan (2 passes, 2 sweeps, 2 subs) and drill escapes. Since you’re going to be with fatties, fight hard for a takedown or top position. You will both gas out so fucking fast. Also, start to lose some weight after you compete. Good luck, try to have some fun! Remember: no one cares
where can I find BJJ Fanatics vids streams?
are wheelies eXtreme?
when the fuck did they add a second wheel in the front?
>>46099heelies are based i'll fite on this
>>44605Extremely dangerous and stupid.
>>48304those arnt wheelies those are mobile roller skates u just pop the wheels back in to walk normally
>>44605in shopping malls yes.
All the hardest tricks you can think of? I mastered them. Tre flips, nose mannies, backside 180s, you name it. I've done it all. I tried going pro back in 2011, i had sent out my tape to Deathwish, Baker, you know, the hardest skater brands out there. Unfortunately due to bad timing I never got any emails back. But still I have to sit back and watch old faggot pussy bitches like Mike Valley rake in all the cash when they're not even that good. What the fuck, I can do a street plant too. Why does he deserve all the cash while core skaters like me have to work at Target? Please explain to me why the industry is so pozzed and SJWedified to the point that REAL skaters get swept under the rug. I can bust way higher kickflips than Bam Margera. I deserve respect too.
>>49900>it was better when i was younger .oldman.jpg
>>49898Just cut your dick off to get sponsored and be an instagram skater. You’re probably still not marketable, too ugly and autistic to even sponsor.
>>49898>Bam Margera>who?>googles him>He came to prominence in the early 2000s as one of the stars of the MTV reality stunt show Jackass with his long-time friend, Ryan Dunnhe was literally in jackass you fucking retard, go start a stunt crew thing and get famous or whatever if you really want.
>>50499epic bait bro
>>49943Lol no its more about gymnastics than anything
>Spitfire wheels>far and away the best skateboard wheels >all other wheels feel like shit compared>visit website to check different shapes>they're pushing tranny shit in their marketinggoddammit what the fuck do I do now
>>47299So you took all of your pictures in one day to post them for weeks
Just buy regular wheels from board companies, no need for weird stuff unless you skate interior parks and need softer wheels. Zero's swirls look pretty good.
>>46910purchase sml weheels sammyh montano
>>46925yeah spit shapes are mid but the urethane is too good to pass on
>>46910Do we know that's a tranny and not just the GoTblina?
Why are helmets so fucking lame? Why haven't they been able to make them cool in the decades of production?Why is going helmetless just so much cooler?
>>10976I would just like to point out that helmets provide no security from concussions. Thry protect the skull, not the brain. If you take a hard fall on a helmet you still get concussed.
>>31177Just bought a similar helmet because of you anon :)
>>10945because they are not meant to be fashionable, they are meant to be protectivego hit your head against concrete and tell us how cool brain damage is
>>10945>Why is going helmetless just so much cooler?Same reason I don't have airbags in my car, because real men die.
>>25227you should have fucked her, she would have forgot.
