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In Hanns-Lilje-Heim in Wolfsburg, three other people died as a result of a coronavirus infection. (reatirement shit hole for boomers) The city of Wolfsburg announced on Sunday. This means that 15 people died in just under a week in the retirement and nursing home where many demented people live after being infected with the virus. On Friday alone, the city had reported the deaths of six infected women and two men between the ages of 76 and 100.


Gabezaum aka Hobowall installed. People put food in speacial places for hobos..

Say it with me
it's happening
>where many demented people live after being infected with the virus.
It's good there is a place for the zombies to live I guess.
you are a burden on society too anon


Based on total confirmed cases, Mississippi currently has one of the nation’s highest COVID-19 infection rates.

As of the afternoon of March 24, Mississippi — the 35th largest state by population — ranks 12th among states for novel coronavirus cases per 100,000 residents.

However, numbers are fluctuating near-constantly and how quickly cases grow or slow across the nation in the coming weeks will affect per capita rates on a daily basis.

As of Tuesday, Mississippi has 11 cases for every 100,000 residents. Neighboring Louisiana (population 4.6 million) ranks third with approximately 30 confirmed cases per 100,000 people and 1,388 total. New York, where nearly 20 million people live, leads the nation with 132 cases per 100,000 residents and 26,665 total.

Gov. Tate Reeves has declined to follow other states in issuing a statewide shelter-in-place order, but said he would sign an executive order instructing Mississippians to avoid visiting hospital and nursing visits as well as gatherings of more than 10.

“Reserve our tests for the most vulnerable among us. If you are an employer, whether a government or private employer, please allow workers to go home if they are non-essential and can work from home,” Reeves said.

“Understand that we are not at the end of this pandemic. In fact, we may still be at the beginning stages of this fight. The virus is new. We do not know what the future holds, but we do know that this virus is not to be taken lightly. We have emphasized that from day one, and as the data comes in, we will understand that even more.”

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If by 'toilet seat' you're referring to your wife's asshole and 'church' your bed that you paid for, then yes
Licked the seat and the door knob just to make extra sure.

Heart disease kills 650k Americans a year according to the cdc website, along with 17million worldwide. Sheep will be sheep, apparently all the sheep are being lead to the wolves den for dinner. The government is hungry. I can has cheeseburger!
>People die of natural causes!
>Pandemics are therefore nothing!
Wow, retard tier analysis you got going for you there Cletus. You want to analyze something? Go check out what age category this thing kills and compare with who the most likely to vote for daddy trump are.
>Wow, retard tier analysis you got going for you there Chang. You want to analyze something? Go check out what age category this thing kills and compare with who the most likely to vote for creepy uncle joe biden are.
FTFY, chang. Don't forget to pray to the Politburo this morning.
When you are so retarded you cannot keep your attempts at deflection straight.

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At New York prison, Harvey Weinstein put in isolation after contracting virus


scar-winning movie producer Harvey Weinstein, now one of New York's most notorious prison inmates after being sentenced for sexual assault, has tested positive for the COVID-19 virus, according to officials connected to the state prison system.

Weinstein, who turned 68 last Thursday is being isolated at Wende Correctional Facility in Western New York, officials told CNHI Sunday.

He is one of two Wende inmates who have tested positive, the officials said.

Weinstein is serving a 23-year sentence for rape and sexual assault in a prosecution that attracted world-wide attention amid the #MeToo movement.

Officials familiar with his situation said it is believed Weinstein was positive for the virus when he entered the state prison system last Wednesday from Rikers Island, a New York City jail.

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>you've to do what you have to do.
in a situation like that the answer is BEAT HER

tf are you rambling about
Your mutilated foreskin is adding nothing of value to this discussion.
*wuhan-xi positive

I think you misspelt "eat her".
*New York-Trump Pozzed.

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"Cuomo said the state now has only about half of the ventilators it will need during the worst phase of the outbreak. In about 21 days, Cuomo said, New York will need 30,000 ventilators for critically ill coronavirus patients.

"The hospitals don't need them yet," Cuomo told CNN. "The hospitals aren't at their apex. The hospitals have enough ventilators today. But the numbers are going up. So the point is, 'They're in a stockpile, you must not need them' is just ignorant. Of course you don't need them today. You need them when you hit the apex, which is 30,000. We're not there yet.""
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I know right. They cant even make their minds up
>Trump does something
>3 weeks later

I think they are broken, all of them. They just no longer function.
>real faggots?
you are living proof of the existence of real faggots
>I can't make a real argument so here's a fake tweet
Are you people serious?
They're Americans.
i srsly think ur a faggot

There are many stories about people being blessed after they recognize and reject the Chinese government’s propaganda and accept the truth that Falun Dafa truly is wonderful. Here are two examples from Wuhan that occurred recently during the citywide shutdown caused by the coronavirus.

Thanks for confirming that 4chan is a CIA asset.
I have heard that there is a dispute between 8kun and 4chan users with the former believing 4chan has lost something of its old identity.
8gag users never were real 4chan users in the first place.
right, because installing a reality tv/professional wrestling clown as usa president wasn't just a one-upping of voting moot in as time man of the year or voting chin-chan in as whatever the fuck that beauty queen championship was all those years ago. i bet you believe the holocaust was real too lmao

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I checked my grabfood app and its shilling me chinese, fast-food and bubbletea. All available for delivery within 40 minutes. The prices are bullshit though...

Thus spoketh singapoor. Pic unrelated
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because Americans are totally helpless without a food delivery app. and every other country is doing so much better? typical thinking from a fucking idiot. grow up.
But singapoor is doing better. We are model world citizens along with worst-corea, thus spoketh WHO.
do they have bat soup?
I heard your mother's a whore.

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President Trump cast doubt Thursday on New York Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo’s assertion that his state, which has become the epicenter for the coronavirus outbreak in the United States, will need 30,000 ventilators to properly care for the influx of patients anticipated to flood hospitals in coming weeks.

“I have a feeling that a lot of the numbers that are being said in some areas are just bigger than they’re going to be,” Trump told Fox News host Sean Hannity in a phone interview. “I don’t believe you need 40,000 or 30,000 ventilators. You know, you go into major hospitals sometimes they’ll have two ventilators, and now all of a sudden they’re saying, ‘Can we order 30,000 ventilators?’”

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Wait, you actually believe that shit? LMAO
It’s commonly in the upper 80’s and mid 90’s F here on Guam and we’ve got like 30-40 cases now and one death. Clearly the virus doesn’t give a shit if it’s warm or not.
Yeah trump was retarded. The virus does not appear to care about the heat/cold.
at this point this board is just /pol/-2 ft the magapedes
Speak for yourself, Kenny.

Poland refused to open its airspace for Russian Defense Ministry aircraft, which were sent to Italy with military medics and equipment to help fight the coronavirus epidemic. “Poland did not let Russian planes through Italy through its airspace. This is meanness at the level of public policy. Moreover, the help went to Poland, an ally of the EU and NATO. From now on, Russia should not go towards Poland. Nothing, ”said Pushkov.

Russian TV presenter Yevgeny Popov published a map showing that due to the position of Warsaw, Russian airspace forces had to make a detour — flying from Moscow to Italy not directly, but via Sochi, which significantly lengthened the route.
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Am I the one having a stroke or can any of you fuckers actually read this.
everyone already spied the fuck out of every square inch of the earth decades ago...
Fuck Russia and Putin
Germany cucked itself, but Russia continues to be based to this day. There's no reason to be afraid of Germany. Don't trust Russia.
We dont need more """""""""""""""accidental""""""""""""""" infections from fucking kacaps, thank you VERY much, we're on full lockdown

go fuck yourself Italy, never done anything for us and never will, lets be real. You don't give a shit, and you expect us to care, go fuck yourself.


WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Senate on Wednesday unanimously backed a $2 trillion bill aimed at helping unemployed workers and industries hurt by the coronavirus epidemic, as well as providing billions of dollars to buy urgently needed medical equipment.

After bitter negotiations, the deeply divided Senate came together and passed the bill by a 96-0 vote, which sent the massive stimulus package to the House of Representatives for a vote on Friday.

President Donald Trump, whose top aides helped negotiate the bipartisan measure, promised to sign it into law as soon as it reaches his desk. “I will sign it immediately,” Trump told reporters on Wednesday.

The rescue package - which would be the biggest ever passed by Congress - includes a $500 billion fund to help hard-hit industries and a comparable amount for direct payments of up to $3,000 apiece to millions of U.S. families.

The legislation will also provide $350 billion for small-business loans, $250 billion for expanded unemployment aid and at least $100 billion for hospitals and related health systems.

Senate leaders noted the historic nature of the challenge posed by the coronavirus, which the Democratic Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer called “a strange and evil disease.”
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>>Black stays on welfare her whole life shitting out kids and if she can be assed to vote always votes democrat
>>Redneck with a job being asked to work through these times and not getting a check because he's working.
>>You sitting in your mom's basement after a long 4 hour day at Starbucks washing dishes complaining about rednecks
Fake and gay
Just like your mother's vagina. Which isn't a vagina but an asshole that's been surgically pulled upwards because she's a man.
Conservatives will take gibs, but they look the gift horse straight in the mouth and bitch the whole time. What are they supposed to do, not take the money? They know the money is basically just an obligatory loan, and they'll have to pay it back tenfold in taxes over time.

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March 27, 2020

Rhode Island Police to Hunt Down New Yorkers Seeking Refuge

Cars stopped, homes to be checked to enforce quarantines
Officers halt cars on the interstate to start the crackdown

Rhode Island police began stopping cars with New York plates Friday. On Saturday, the National Guard will help them conduct house-to-house searches to find people who traveled from New York and demand 14 days of self-quarantine.

“Right now we have a pinpointed risk,” Governor Gina Raimondo said. “That risk is called New York City.”

New York is the epicenter of the coronavirus outbreak in the U.S., on Friday reporting a total of 44,000 cases.

Rhode Island has just over 200, and it has begun an aggressive campaign to keep the virus out and New Yorkers contained, over objections from civil liberties advocates.

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I'm in R.I. and all I can say is fuck those bridge and tunnel NYC maggots. They think they can escape to the Cape or something, but the people there are about to knock heads around as well for the stupidity. Like locusts I tell you!
Hey Lois remember when I caught da Corona Virus? hehehehehehe
>No, the ACLU's position on the 2nd Amendment has always be that it is somehow a "collective" right and the government can institute any kinda regulations and bans it wants.

Source needed. The ACLU doesn't spearhead many/any high-profile 2A cases since the NRA is typically on that, but their pro-2A policy is and always has been on their website.
>Source needed.

the thought of the east coast imploding into civil war and destroying itself is my fetish.


Former Vice President Joe Biden bests President Donald Trump by nine points in a 2020 ballot test, in the first Fox News Poll since Biden became the de facto Democratic nominee.

In a head-to-head presidential matchup, Biden is up by 49-40 percent over Trump, a lead that is outside the poll’s margin of sampling error. Another 11 percent would vote for someone else or are undecided. Last month, Biden was ahead by 49-41 percent.

The race remains a nine-point advantage for Biden over Trump when looking only at those voters extremely interested in the election (52-43 percent) and the former vice president has an eight-point edge in battleground states (48-40 percent).

However, Biden’s advantage grows to 25 points, 57-32 percent, in close counties (where Hillary Clinton and Trump were within 10 points in 2016).
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The effect of demographics is definitely accelerating as boomers die off.
yeah what sucks is the high heat in Florida won't matter because of the long incubation period and extremely contagious nature of this virus...

All nursing homes/retirement communities in florida should be put under lockdown.
By November the small surge in support the president will be erased (by the end of April probably) and either grandma will be dead or you will be unemployed.
Trump had about 6 weeks to act. He closed of travel with one country and declared victory and did shit else.
His supporters still think this is a big costal city issue. They are probably headed to church tomorrow (and then literally die because they are old sickly boomers.
He lost the election due to his inaction from 01 Feb to 15 March.
>trump will lose because *Poll*
when did I last hear this. Oh right election night 2016
No 2018. And it happened.


The government sees this as, "You're dead...one way or another." Why else release these violent fuckers? Being humane? They're violent! They're not the understanding kind of people. Then we have the 'restraining order' ones, stalkers, domestic abusers - you know, ladies....the ones who like to beat on women? Well, good o' government is releasing them to go beat on you some more.

The truth about this is the police working those jails don't wish to be infected. So they see this as, "Fuck you." I've also noticed the gyms are closed, yet the police are allowed to work out in them. Reserved now just for police. So that means it's okay for police officers to spread the virus among themselves and to us. What else could it mean?
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Because the prison companies don't pay their judges to send people home.
you'd think dangerous inmates would be the one class of people the authorities would allow to be infected and left in their cells.
>You do know we don't typically kill rapists and pedophiles for their crimes, right?
sometimes I wonder why those crimes don't carry a ensured death sentence. It should never be about rehabilitating in their cases, but removing their threat to society by putting them down
the fatality rate for people of their demographic profile is like 0.1% you stupid cuckold faggot. there is literally no reason to be releasing these cunts
Exactly. Gas them all to save them from any coronavirus suffering. Like what the Nazis did to those Jewish criminals. Gas them not out of meanness, but compassion.


The White House and Senate leaders have finally agreed to a sweeping $2 trillion stimulus package for the U.S. economy as the country grapples with the fallout from the coronavirus pandemic.

“At last, we have a deal. After days of intense discussions, the Senate has reached a bipartisan agreement on a historic relief package for this pandemic,” Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) said on the Senate floor early Wednesday morning.

“It will rush new resources onto the front lines of our nation’s health care fight. And it will inject trillions of dollars of cash into the economy as fast as possible to help Americans workers, families, small businesses and industries make it through this disruption and emerge on the other side ready to soar.”

The precise details of the fiscal package are yet to be disclosed, though it is expected to include around $350 billion in small business loans and a further $500 billion for distressed companies, such as airlines. Hospitals are also expected to get a cash injection of $75 billion to help them manage a rush of coronavirus-stricken patients. Some $250B has been set aside for direct payments to Americans.

The deal was done after five days of talks, with Democrats pushing for more safeguards for American workers alongside some of the corporate measures. The value of the bailout is likely to eclipse both the 2008 bank bailout and Barack Obama’s 2009 recovery act.

There are at least 52,976 confirmed cases of COVID-19 in the U.S. Some 704 people have died of the disease.
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ohnononono don't ruin their fantasy
money is their god it has to exist outside the state nononono
>Shit, if you don't have at least 6 month's salary saved up, you haven't learned a goddamn thing from the recession.

Could we say the same things about corporations or does this only apply to individual households?

Fuck off
Of course, Mr. Doomsday Bubba. So how's that bunker looking there?
>i learned history from rightards who worship hitler like a deity


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"As the number of coronavirus cases continues to grow at a rapid pace in the U.S., the White House is launching a communications plan across multiple federal agencies that focuses on accusing Beijing of orchestrating a 'cover-up' and creating a global pandemic"

Emergency funds well spent.
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>muh ivan
lol butthutt
I don’t see any other cultures eating bats leading to a pandemic, misreporting their statistics to the world, and then being on the defensive about it. Do you?
Ching chong
Reminder this post was written by a wumao
Rome used to prod it's neighbours so they could be seen as a the good guy in the war for expansion. One example was settling aggressively to provoke the Latin wars. I'm pretty sure Philip of Macedon did the same or had it done to him, can't remember that specific one sorry.

People don't usually like to do evil shit and take lives for their government (or polis) unless they have a reason. In order for the rich blokes to get stuff done they need the grunts to be pissed off enough to do it. It's not just about blame, they're going to use as much of this virus as they can to gain as much power as possible. All in the name of the people, just like every other (and current) empire in history.

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