How do I dress “classy” without looking too formal and on a relatively cheap budget?
>>15881012i would too seen worse, fucked worse.
>>15880958god how id love to hatefuck her into tears
SHE HAS NEVER BEEN REJECTED BY ANY GUY EVER!!
>>15881130that’s because only trannies approach her
>>15880958only good to fuck if blindfolded and you didn’t know what it was you were fucking
I need to starve myself, right? There's no other way.
>>15880247Fall in love. Like seriously.It didn't work out well for me but I'm still getting fit.
>>15880579change your diet and alcohol intake
>>1588057Sounds pretty based
>>15880579180 6’6 it doesn’t get any better. I still have hella stomach putty even though I can see my ribs
You need to eat well and make sure you get all your vitamins and proteins and stuff so you won't get random cravings, and don't eat unplanned snacks. Also do some form of exercise that matches the type of build you would liken. And lastly, this part can be hard to accept, understand not everyone can naturally/through healthy means be fashion model skinny. That part is up to genes.
Accessories, show me some nice ones you havepic related is an iron cross i got at a flea market, it makes some people weird but like it or not the symbol has been bastardized by popular culture during the 60s and onward as a biker chic thing, this one has a W on it for limp arm mc mustache. perasonally i wear it because Dex romweber of the "Flat duo jets" wears one in addition to the guitarist from "the mummies" this and a white bandana (best colour for the classic gypsy pattern imo) cause its rona, what are you guys sporting?
Wear em, anon.
>>15881078I like docs I even got a pair they’re pretty nice once you get em broken it
>>15881014Looks stupid when you cuff the pants all the way up
>>15881080I like docs too, had a couple pair, but OP is a massive faggot for spamming this gay ass thread and should be sent to the gulag
>>15881014yes sir
>>15881080Docs are alright when there not the clownish style OP keeps spamming what gay fetishists wear, 8 eyelets is enough.
What is the F-91W of sunglasses?Looking for something inexpensive and subtle, but decent looking and from a brand with a long-standing reputation for quality.
>>15879446cheap glasses like that will actually damage your eyeshttps://youtu.be/hUDkCsOxtjg
Google glass cos it’s overhyped, pointless and and dead cos people have smart watches that do more than a plastic kiddy watch
oakley flak
>>15880978>people have smart watches that do more than a plastic kiddy watchI want a watch so I can tell the time, anon. For better or for worse, I check the time very frequently, so it saves a significant amount of time and effort to move my arm slightly to check the time instead of pulling my phone out of my pocket or looking for a clock. I do not check my notifications, send texts, make phone calls, etc. nearly as often as I check the time, so it is not worth it to pay several times more to do those things through an uglier watch. In that respect a cheap casio seems like the opposite of google glass to me.
>>15881100casios are great and last years, anon is just a fucking idiot.
My girlfriend wants me to shave my pompadour and get a zoomer military shaved cut. How do i convince her that the pompadour is the best haircut known to man? Also, pompadour inspo thread
i hear pompadours make you go bald and only work for straight hairthey seem super cringe in this day and age. everyone laughing at your high product hair style
Stronger/more product, but screw her, this looks fine
>>15880060Gf asks you nicely to stop looking like a giant tool"Nah bro im based"oof
>>15880060You look like you are wearing a costume. The hair and the outfit the whole pic comes off unauthentic like cosplay that’s properly why your gf wants you to get sth more „adult“ and „sexy“
>>15880060looks nice, and better than a fade would. Don't let her tell you otherwise
What's the most effay height difference?
>>15880938yes? it's like not knowing who britney spears is
>>15881053Britney Spears was a musical icon from the previous generation tho, she was just some decent looking actress who wasn’t even very good at acting, like do remember every single actor from the 80s and 70s who only had a little bit of success?
>>15880228your height - 4 inches = her height
>>15881073fuck that, girls over 5'10 are like mythical creatures
>>15881101I’m 5’8 and hooked up with a 6ft girl before she yanked me across the bed by my thighs and put my legs on over shoulders to suck my dick and I almost nutted immediately I don’t think I’ll ever have an experience top that
Seems liked skaters got pissed at everyone coping the skate style in 2020 and just went for baggy/work wear to annoy the trenders. What’s going on with skateboarding fashion in 2021?
>>15879883post your shit lil bitch lets see it unless youre fucking rob welsh i dont buy it>>15879888i already posted a screenshot of the nollie full cab flip i learned the other day at my local plaza anybody who posts anything showing they got better shit than me time stamped ill suck em offuntil then im still the best posting on this board
>>15880422>nollie full cab flipand inch off the ground doesn't count, come back when you can ollie
>>15880422you sound like a total faggot because nobody gives a fuck if you’re the best.i love to skate but fuck, autist who aren’t shit outside of skateboarding are annoying. take a step back and realize nobody gives a fuck about what tricks you can do and that doesn’t give you any ground to stand on unless you’re sponsored or teaching. in this case you’re just bragging about something nobody cares about.
>>15880422I just lazerflipped my cat in my garage after taking a phat L to the dome nukka
most skaters either wear the uniform or pose as a fashion caricature. rarely ever do you see a skater with a good fashion sense and the chops to back it up. it’s like seeing a black unicorn, it doesn’t exist because they’re ostracized with total envy.
>Neuron activation
>>15879827can't
>>15879847>he
>>15879924only to older women who have nothing to offer
>>15879638EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOOSorry to break it to you, but he's a man, just Google Sayuri-chan. He's as good as traps can get though, and his man is an absolute chad.>tfw you're not Toguro's imouto
>>15879927
post sleaze. also what do you think about my summer sleaze draft?
>>15878674What if they're visibly cum stained
>>15878028Just look at this dudeAnd the cigar
>>15877338Looking forward to summer bros.
>>15878747thats just gross.
>>15878028Are you a lesbian?
What are some avant-garde sneakers? whats the best one? trying to get into more
>>15878035This one reminds me about picrel from back in the day
>>15876552Look at KVA if you want some examples of real Avant Garde work in sneakers. Slapping a zipper on an existing shoe and two toning it is hack work.
I want sneakers that don't even go on my feet. Make some sneakers for my hands or my elbows.
>>15880487kva was hilarious cause they looked awesome but went with nothing. completely unwearable shoe
Which Ivy League school is the most effay? Which is the most effay to attend? Most effay colors? Most effay campus?
>>15879370What are you studying Harvard bro? How much is rent in Cambridge?
>>15878301>>15878307>>15878758>>15879160yup>>15878312>Least is probably Brown because most people haven't heard of Brown so they aren't blown away like when you tell them you went to Harvard.lol if that isn't what makes it the most effay>only people that have attended universityguess that leaves you out
>>15879359COPE
All of them are terribly easy and have terribly inflated grades other than Cornell and more recently Princeton. Any other Ivy is a joke. I look at UChicago grads with more respect. t. Princeton alum (^:
>>15880344>tells me to cope instead of providing a shred of proof that he goes to an ivysorry i ruined your larp faggot
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>>15880920really really bad lmaoeven these fags mog you:>>15880865
>>15880908WOOL IS PRONE TO PILLING AND RICK DOES NOT HAVE ACCESS TO A MAGIC WOOL SUPPLIER THAT DOES NOT PILL
>>15880933why are australians so fucking hot? sigh
>>15880933Thank you for being helpful.>>15880929That's not me, dipshit.
>>15881019I SUGGEST PURCHASING A FABRIC SHAVER IF IT BOTHERS YOU BUT I THINK THE PILLING FITS PERFECTLY WITH RICK'S AESTHETIC
dressing like this in your 30swhat makes it onions?
>>15881045thanks!
itt: teenagers think their generation invented streetwear
>>15881029yea because it’s Millenial swag style, it hasn’t been around long enough to be retro like emo or scene it’s from the end of the previous generation so it’s like, you can’t actually wear it without looking a little off
>>15880295>in your 30sthose men are in their mid 50s brü
>>15880295I think it looks good
