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>What do girls/guys think about <any trait, such as looks, physical or personality traits, virginity, penis traits, or lack of dating experience>?
>Do <most/any> <girls/guys> like <an insecurity over the above>?
There is no one answer, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of <people/rejection>.
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it bit by bit. There is no "magic moment" (or activity) that will instantly change you.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?

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>>21602295
I think it looks a little weird, but I don't think it would be a dealbreaker for anyone.
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>>21602303
? I'm a straight woman and enjoy watching men jerk off. I like dicks and I like watching guys enjoy themselves. You are right though, it's also unfortunate that really only gay men film and watch it.
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>>21602066
>church of the gutterwhore and biohasard homosexual
good riddance
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>>21602137
>burger and park
i though about that theres banger place with burger and fries (fries alone are worth going for)
But she lately dropped hint that she likes chink food and its her favorite thus
>>21601857
but maybe i actually skip that ask her out and be done with it
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>>21602304
I guess I’m screwed then

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I'm gonna miss you so bad.
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>>21602282
Just need to learn inner peace
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>>21602282
Intermittent dry fasting is good for your immune system
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I can't think clearly anymore. So much screaming and noise in my head. I can't tell which of us was at fault anymore or what really happened or didnt. I don't know what I'm worth anymore. All I can think of is how I finally felt good about myself and then everything got so much worse. Now Im fatter, balder, drinking too much, disappointing my kid, and for some reason still fucking miss you. I hate both of us. What started as a hole just kept getting bigger no matter how hard I tried. I never should have survived the rope. Never should have trusted again. Because in the end, it was me believing I could be saved from myself.
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>>21602282
Just bee yourself man ;)

>>21602297
Take a deep breath and exhale slowly while bringing your focus to your eyes
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>>21602307
Tried everything I can think of. Meds. Exercise. Friends. Hobbies. Meditation. Someone new even, but thats just ending with me homeless and losing everything i own. Shits fucked, man.

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I want a three-way relationship involving me and two males. It would not be the same as a cuckold fetish since I would be having sex with them both. I also would like to get impregnated by both ideally, and for them to stay and help raise and provide for my children. I'm not into weird fetish shit, just this 2 husband, father dynamic. Are there absolutely zero men out there who would be okay with this? Would this style of relationship be fragile?
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>>21600782
>three-way relationship
Mkay.
>sex with both
Mkay.
>I also would like to get impregnated by both ideally
Well, eh... maybe. Whatever.
>for them to stay and help raise and provide for my children
Nah, not big on sharing the household with another male. Though I'm sure people who would fit the bill exist and see it as sort of communal raising of children. Would you be okay if the husbands had a similar gig with someone else too though?

>>21601221
Euro-guy with healthy self esteem here. Couldn't care less about her having sex with another guy as long he's clean but the last bit of her dream is a big ask, man.
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>>21600782
What you need is an university educated gamer dude, look for someone who has like a liberal arts degree or education and try to find someone who was raised by a single mother. That type of faggot would be overjoyed with the idea of being your feeder.
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>>21601243
>Would you be okay if the husbands had a similar gig with someone else too though?
With another man or with a trans woman even, sure, but I want to be the only to pass their genes.
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>>21601234
>Poly is nice, but would you accept all their sexual demands even while pregnant?
I'm really horny myself. I don't know what being pregnant is like, but even when I'm in pain, I often masturbate or distract myself euth sexual fantasies to get it off my mind.
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>>21600782
I can't imagine any decent man would ever agree to such an arrangement, and even if they did the situation would be more volatile than a barrel of nitroglycerin.
Of course, I would love to have several girlfriends myself, but I'm not delusional enough to believe that it could ever come to be. I'm quite content with monogamy, and so should you be.

I have parcopresis (have a hard time to poop when I believe people are near me or can hear me grunting while pooping) how do I cure this? I am aware that everyone poops however people tend to ask if I am ok or start talking to me about my grunts so it makes it hard to make my issue go away.
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If you are grunting with exertion trying to take a shit, there's something very wrong. Are you that constipated? Have you seen a doctor about your bowels?

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So I've been going on dates with this girl, and I've fucked her twice now. But i'm having a problem, I cant cum. I get hard easily, and i havent been masturbating before sex (no fap november), so I'm very horny. I think she's too loose. I can barely feel her when i fucking her. Only when she contracts does it feel good on my dick, but thats temporary.

So how do i enjoy sex more with a loose girl? Is there a lube i can buy that will stimulate me more? Could it be the condom (it doesnt feel tight, but it leaves a red ring around the base of my cock)?
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>>21601085
Definitely try a different condom; some will work better for you than others, and wearing one that's too small will make it hard to feel anything. Also, try fucking in some different positions; in particular, if the head is particularly sensitive try doggystyle.
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>>21600912
first of all, i used to have a sensitive dick head. you can cure it easily, google it and check various methods by yourself

and two, try a single cock ring or multiple cock rings (one near the bottom of your shaft, second one around your balls, etc.). i can cum without touching myself while wearing that little thingie.
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>>21600912
>(it doesnt feel tight, but it leaves a red ring around the base of my cock)
>a red ring

Yeah I bet it doesn't feel tight. I bet it doesn't feel fucking anything at this point.
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>>21600912
try lambskin condoms. they're expensive, but worth it
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>>21600912
I would suggest trying anal and using a larger condom size


Also, that photo is why we should have labor camps. Too bad Xi got rid of them a couple years ago.

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Thier is this girl that I have admitted to my self that I'm in love with but I'm afraid that she doesn't feel the same way. We have been best friends since middle school and she is tired of every guy she knows falling in love with her. I don't want to ruin what we already have but at the same time she kept telling me how much she missed me when I left for basic and last night chose to meet me on base to stay the night and we cuddled and watched LOTR should I just ask her or am I reading way to much into it?
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>>21602244
I totally would go for it too if this was anyone else but like I said she hates every guy she knows being attracted to her and I'm her best friend so maybe she is just really comfortable around me.
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>>21602258
Okay then don't. But you'll continually wonder.
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>>21602269
Your right I'm going to do it
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>>21602232
In my experience it is best to let a woman like this make the first move but I might be wrong here
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>>21602232
could try getting a diff girl and see how she reacts

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>>21601965
anon, this is a blue board
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>>21601965
Sorry can’t
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>>21601795
So it's not some jewish conspiracy, you incels are actually mentally ill. Huh...
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>>21602018
How is it mentally ill to want to have nudes of someone you're going to and/or are fucking?
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>>21602180
Because they know that all you want, women are not stupid they all know you sex ad-dicks

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How can I regularly drink soda without getting fat?
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>>21602082
>>21602003
>>21601989
literallt the top of google's search results

>The researchers concluded that aspartame wasn't associated with the development of brain cancer, leukemia, or lymphoma. A 2013 review of evidence of other studies on aspartame consumption and various cancers also found no association between aspartame and cancer risk.
https://www.healthline.com/health/food-safety/aspartame-cancer#aspartame-and-cancer

On the other hand, drinking regular soda doesn't directly give you cancer but it does increase the risk of obesity which itself increases the risk cancer
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>>21602009
>Life is unfair.
>There's a fuck ton of suffering in the world so this is just a part of it.

Yeah getting fat from drinking 4 liters of coke everyday is the same as war and famine and rape and slavery.
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Just drink diet soda and relax. If you believe fearmongering facebook boomers you are stupid and deserve to be fat.
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stupid premise. quit drinking soda. it tastes like shit once you get rid of your addiction. i can't even finish one of those mini cans of soda nowadays and just 4 years ago I was a full blown addict
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>>21601983
I like my women with rotted teeth due to too much Dr Pepper....

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My girlfriend is insanely good at saving money. She's 23 and she can already afford a down payment on a house. Meanwhile I can't even afford a down payment on a used car at 26. She wants to travel the world, so do I but my finances can't keep up. It's incredibly intimidating and I feel like I'll eventually be something like dead weight. I'm working on saving more but it'll be years and years before I can even approach half of that.

What the heck do I do? Is this even something I can talk about with her? I don't see what can be gained from the conversation except reminding her how poor I am
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>>21600852
>or got the nut sucking skills of Athena
Excuse you, Athena is literally a virgin goddess and a pure maiden.
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No woman would date a guy with less money than them

Break up with her before she breaks up with you
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>>21600392
>the overwhelming percentage of women would demand the same thing if roles were reversed.
>Joking aside

Are you implying this is not true
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>>21600392
>Have a food fund, car fund, entertainment fund, emergency fund, etc
Where do i put the money if a doesn't own a car?
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>>21600317
Dude it's easy as fuck if you have restraint and a calculator. I didn't know to save until 3 years ago and I'm 28 now and can save over half my paycheck.
>look at your bank statements for the past 3 months
>where are the misc. expenses that are sucking away your wealth
>barebones your expenses to the essentials (rent/utilities, phone, food, car or transportation, some small luxury allowance to stick to this new habit)
Just figure out expenses and leave a bit of wiggle room for emergencies or luxuries. It snowballs and gets easier once you do it for longer. Like when you eat less and you need less food to stay satisfied and lose weight etc.

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Is it weird/autistic if I restart a text convo by responding to the very last thing they sent a month later?
I'm leaning towards yes and I'm going to start it up fresh. Curious what the socially adept anons think.
>I'm a dude
>it's a girl
>we haven't fucked
>I'm assuming she's coming home for thanksgiving and maybe she wants to hang
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>>21602173
what was the last thing she said and what are you planning to respond to it with
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>>21602173
Depends more on context, like how you usually talk or what the last thing was. If you decide to do so, you can acknowledge the time it took to answer and introduce a new topic right away.


Say...
A: have you seen the Joker movie xD?
*one month later*
B: yeah, it was overrated. You won't believe what happened today …

or

A: so want to come over, my parents aren't home ;)
*one month later*
B: Yeah. Let's do this.
A: Nigga, it's been a month.

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>>21602184
>her: did you see xyz brewery nearby opened a new location
>no I've never even tried it, but what do you think of abc brewery (near her hometown)
Otherwise I'm just going to say the second half and ask what she thinks of abc and ignore the last message

>>21602193
>implying the second situation would ever happen
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>>21602204
why didn't you respond, btw

could turn this around
>oh shit! sorry i missed your last txt somehow. anyway, if you're in town for thanksgiving wanna check out xyz together?

For warning I’m not very good at writing
I’m just an average joe, might be a little ugly and people think I’m slightly retarded. If you want a way more in depth bio just ask.

So I’ve dealt with bullying my whole life and it comes as no surprise that is has started to get really heavy again. For instance that super chad and his cronies make fun of me all class and everyone laughs and the teacher does nothing, keep in mind I’ve never even spoken to him.

My question is what can I do to not make myself a target for bullies or make this guy stop?
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>>21601879
Suck his dick in the toilets.
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>>21601879
Do your best to ignore them in hopes they can find someone else to belittle. He probably has the advantage of numbers so if you’re going to get angry enough to make a move, don’t do it on his conditions- don’t fight after class.

You do it with adults around, or someone in authority that can’t just look the other way.

I’ve rushed a bully in the shower at school (he was clueless as how to handle that one) and pinned another one against the locker in front of the class after he knocked all my books out of my hands and challenged me to meet him after school.

My attacks worked both times as they were unexpected and had the bully at a disadvantage of timing.
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>>21602130
You might get suspended if under 18. If in college, the winner gets assault added to their esteemed list of accomplishments.
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>>21601879
>For instance that super chad and his cronies make fun of me all class and e
and you're """18 years old""" right?

as someone who was bullied, and also bullied other kids, people pick on someone because they're an easy target that won't fight back.

If they make fun of you, make fun of them.

If they get physical, so do you.

That's all it takes.

With the shit-talking it might take a while at first they'd be like "ohhhh wow everyone look anon knows how to speak after all haha" but if they keep talking shit and you keep talking shit right back they'll either respect you (which is what bullies sometimes secretly want, to see you not be weak, they're disgusted by that) or they'll feel it's not as fun and get bored with you.

If they get physical and you retaliate, it'll also be the end of that. At least in my experience. The second I physically defended myself as the second that I was no longer bullied.
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There are only two ways to end bullying. Stop the bullies, or stop yourself from feeling bad. Recognize that unless they hurt you, it is YOU that is getting angry. YOU that is feeling sad. If YOU don't let it get to you then they don't have any power.If they are getting physical though, you only chance is to beat one of them up.

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I live in Mexico and have a job offer in US. Full paid relocation. Should I take it?

I don't really believe things like soul-mates and unconditional love exist, I feel alone in this belief and I desperately want to see what others see regarding love,

do any of you share this thought? or am I just an edgy bitch?
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>>21602236
It does but it is hard to find. That is the truth you can all go home now.
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>>21602236
>I don't really believe things like soul-mates and unconditional love exist
Same but it's more of a realist/optimist thing with me.

We're all precious little individual unique snowflakes, so no one is going 100% match up perfectly with someone and be their soulmate. There's always gonna be a % of what makes them unique and what makes you unique. That's what makes relationships interesting imo.

it would be kind of gay to be with someone who is literally exactly like you, you already know what they like and how they think and what they believe, etc. the relationship would be dead almost on arrival,
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>>21602245
What is that sad about it? The idea of "meant to be together" and similar shit takes some agency away from the actors. Two independent people being aware how love and their feelings generally work and actively choosing to experience life together to enchant the whole experience sounds far more pure and enjoyable than something as static as "we're soul mates!"
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I believe in soul mates. However, u also believe it would be impossible to ever meet them. The world is too big and chaotic. They could be some ten year old kid dying of AIDS in Africa, or a fifty year old bong that does taxes.
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No such thing as unconditional love, mate. You want love, you have to work for it. Same goes for your partner. Otherwise, once respect is lost its all as good as nothing.

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Will sleeping with hot girls make me happy?

If I woke up as a 10/10 chad tomorrow, would it be a lasting improvement of my life or would you get bored of it eventually?
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Depends on what your goals are, anon. It might be fun for a while if you're lucky, but it will become unsatisfying sooner or later because you'll start to want something else. People, by design always desire the things they don't have.
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>>21596821
How much money for a girl like this?
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>>21596999
Nice trips
This is not true one of the biggest problems I have in the work force is trying to keep the fuckin Janes at bay. I don't know what it is but my god does it piss me off. It's to the point that I wear a fake wedding ring and talk about my "wife. I am in a relationship but a lot of women at different job sites don't take a hint. Sometimes I'll introduce myself as a gay guy or I'll try to be overly autistic and honestly sometimes that makes them want the d more. Fuck Janes I got herpes and I'm a terrible person leave me alone.
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>>21596821
Of course not. We have brains sex is a small part of life
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What a silly question, my friend.

Happiness is subjective, go and find a reason to live.

Do I have grounds for legal?
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Are you also a woman? Because that's the only way you'd stand a chance of the cops or a judge taking you seriously.
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>>21602251
Also if not then don't be a fag. Getting upset because someone touched your arse is such a female thing to do.
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>>21602247
Great, I might earn some money.

>>21602251
No, but I could cry. For your second point many men obtain criminal records for touching amorously, is it not just that women don't have preferential treatment?
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>>21602266
That's when sexism benefits women for a change, since the assumption is that they don't want sex while men are sex crazed freaks. Shit sucks but unless you live in a progressive country, your chance to win is near zero.
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>>21602266
>No, but I could cry
Yeah, that should so it. Lol.
Also yeah of course women get preferential treatment; that's why I said that.


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