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Welcome to the feels bar

Come in anon, have a drink
Tell us what's on your mind
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>>21379801
My sorry ass told on myself for having depression, clearly not navy material
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>>21379407
I feel you anon. I'm developing a reliance on alcohol for that very same reason.
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Ruined...

>>21379416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_ScGcuXZqc
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I walk around, sometimes filled with gisgust. The things I see, the things I hear, maybe it’s wrong to feel gisgust, but the feeling still stays. Tired of the cloudy vision, disorientated movement. I’ll have a Jack daniels and coke
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>>21379336
My friend cancelled going out to a bar with me. I don't even wanna drink anymore I just wanted to hang out with him. I'm kinda pissed because I specifically asked him yesterday if he was still down for tomorrow and he's claiming that he got the days mixed up even though he said yes. I'm always having to be the one to offer and we've been friends for years. He's going through shit now but I'm just so tired of dragging this friendship on, it's so nice to see him and hang out and when we DO meet up we talk for hours and hours. But I'm tired of this and I'm not setting up the rescheduling. I want to quit drinking but I'm 24 and stuck living at home with my parents in the suburbs so I have no friends and there's nothing to do here. He's essentially my only friend now so I ended up doing nothing tonight. I considered going out but like I said I really don't wanna drink, even though I love nightlife and dancing.

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>gf and I break up because our relationship is going to become a long distance one
>we still want to be friends
>time passes
>ask her how she'd feel about getting back together in the future
>"I was happy being with you and enjoyed everything we did but id feel like I would be regressing in all the steps and progress I've made."
I don't know what I should do. Those words were like a dart and it really hurt me because I still love her but she doesn't feel the same. I've told I was going to stop talking with her in the past because of my feelings for her, but that only lasted for a week and I'm thinking I should try it again.
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>>21379751
Move on, he reply is because she's already got a new fuck toy...
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>>21379751
She's riding the cock carasol she'll come back to you when she realizes that you didn't want her just for sex. When that happens refuse her.
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>>21379864
based

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>scrub face every day in the morning
>apply pic related (on some anon's recommendation, dunno if it actually does anything)
>will wash face again at night if I'm really oily
>change pillowcase regularly
>avoid dairy and fatty foods
And my FACE still gets regular pimples and zits. What the fuck can I do?
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>>21379860
Honestly, I've taken the blackpill as far as acne goes. I wash my face twice a day with soap for oily skin (which is what I have) and change my pillowcase every night. I've tried multiple anti-acne products and none of them worked. I've come to realize that it's just genetic and there's nothing you can do to get rid of it short of taking hazardous medications like accutane that can have major permanent side effects, which I'm not willing to do. So I simply live with the acne.
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>>21379866
:'( I guess only time hopefully. Its my gramps' fault only me my brother and uncle got acne though. rip. Washing and drinking more water helps me not break out as much though.

So this... drunk girl kissed me and I feel sick as shit and my friend feels it as well but problems is I acted on it should I turn myself in anons. I felt uncomfortable even when walking with her but... fuck I feel sick as shit I feel anxious and like I did something wrong.
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>>21379837
Nope just kissed her
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>>21379843
Did you like it?
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>>21379787
what kind of self cuckery is this? unless you mean you feel physically sick like you caught something, these are times you take the girl to poundtown and not worry about her first or last name
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>>21379847
No and yes I felt wrong for doing it but at the same time it turned me on.
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>>21379787
She kissed you retard, you didn’t take advantage of her

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Moved to a new city where a cousin I only met once before is, and she's being strange, keeps inviting me to do stuff every week, is flirty, blocked her friends I've met from getting my number, and has taken several days off work to help me get settled in on top of leaving work early to come hang out. I'm thinking of just being direct and asking what's their deal, is that the proper approach?
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>>21379515
Do. Not. Fuck. Your. Cousin.
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>>21379515
Fuck. Your. Cousin.
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>>21379515
:)
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>>21379515
I don't see why not. It's not weird if you didn't grow up knowing each other. Plus you can tell people for the rest of your life you fucked your cousin.
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>>21379533
And?

At what point are you too old to have/make friends?

Seems (at least according to general consensus) that it would be late-20s/early-30s.
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>>21379858
Never. It might get harder if you or the people you're trying to be friends with have children but it's still possible.
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>>21379858
Not at all. That's just when making friends isn't as "automatic" since everyone gets busy.

The trick is to keep yourself out there and talk to people you don't know

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It's my last year here. I don't want to fuck a freshman, that'd be immoral. The only options available to me involve shitting where I eat, and I don't want that either.
If I join a new club, people think less of me when they hear I'm a senior. It's not status because I look, sound, and act nothing like one. I have arrested development.
Nobody wants to fuck me. I am hot as fuck and confident and have a big dick but nobody will fuck me. I came to college with one goal in mind, and that was to lose my fucking virginity. Lo and behold, nothing's changed except 4chan radicalized me and I have AGP now. Might as well take some HRT to seal the deal.
What do I fucking do bros? All you guys said was to join some clubs or go to bars, but that didn't work. The only girl I had a chance with on Tinder straight up told me to go get a therapist like I'm tired of being sexless I need pussy I need to cum in a woman before it's too late why why why why wh

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>I'm talking to my girlfriend.
>She tells me that she could easily start something with my friend J.
>I tell her I could have sex with one of her best friends without any problems if I wanted to, because she always sends me signs anyway
>she's mad at me and ignored me since yesterday
Why? If she says something like that, it's all right, but I can't?
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>>21378580
u passed the shit test
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>>21379770
and fuck her friend
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Yeah, this was a really bitchy shit test. Honestly it was pretty fucking rude, and would make me really question the future of this relationship. You did well though, you slung it right back at her and didn't go begging for forgiveness once she got all pissy over your response.
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>>21378580
schopenhauer says to treat them bitches like lil kids: play nice and give them the illusion of control.
if you don't love her, fuck it and start finding an exit plan.
if you do, should have said something like "well i wouldn't blame him for slipping because you a dime" and then done something playfully sexual like slap her ass, or you know something along those lines, i realize how spaghetti that sample looks on paper.
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>>21378985
Cuck

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How do i stop acting arrogant without realizing it ?
i want to make friend in uni but i'm too afraid to approach them which it's fine but once we're in class and answer our teacher questions i feel as i'm standoffish
example
>teacher tell us what someone gains and how different the price is depending on the place you're selling it
>tell her that i gain x(more) because i sell the product on the internet/other place
>done something similar multiple times knowing most of my classmate haven't sold any product(drawings/art)
No one has told me anything about it but i often realize how cocky i sounded after i close my mouth
i'm just really anxious
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>>21379272
Bump
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>>21379272
>i'm just really anxious
Then just open your mouth slightly less.
Unless the teacher is calling on you specifically to answer questions, be quiet like the rest of the class likely is.
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>>21379805
I mostly respond because I feel bad for the teacher and because I feel awkward if I stare or if I’m being disrespectful for avoiding looking at them

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I want to break out of NEETdom, I feel guilty that my autismbux is not going to a better person who needs it. I'm 27 and I applied to so many shitty jobs but I always get questioned why in these 9 years I had no job experience.
>tell them the truth about my situation, get denied
>was thinking of lying saying school didn't work out for me
I want to improve myself, please someone give me some sort of direction careerwise.
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>>21378856
Did you read the fucking OP? HE HASN'T WORKED YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
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>>21378876
define work
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>>21378894
I think you should fuck off back to where you came from because it's clear you don't intend to give any sort of considered advice.

>>>/b/
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>>21378944
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/:
>Racism
>>>/global/rules/3
Enjoy getting banned, you stupid cunt.
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>>21378876
>Okay now if you want this job you have to disclose your banking details and income statements
Now I'm no lawyer, but that's obviously illegal.

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My GF and I have sex very regularly.
Yet I have realised that when with my GF (especially mornings and evenings), I tend to become very horny to the point I feel I become irrational and pushy.
I start touching or grabbing her, at times without being actively aware of it. Stupid sex related talk often is part of it. That happens almost every time we meet.

Once I have had sex/cum I feel like a veil has lifted and my head is clear again and I am my normal self again.

I don't want her to start having sex, just to 'bring me back down'. I am worried it might become detrimental to the relationship.

>How can I get myself back into a rational state of mind during such times?
>Any similar experiences?
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>>21378709
no man, they obviously have a healthy sex life, he cant just jerk it before she gets there or else he wont be as horny for actual sex which decreases the pleasure gained.

There has to be a better way.
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>>21378700
>raped her repeatedly

Fuck off you prick. Women are just as capable of being firm in their lack of desire to do something as anyone else, and you can't expect people to be mind readers.
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>>21378823
Exactly.
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>>21374748
Women love when a Man pushes to sex anon. It's the best way to arouse them.
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>>21379681
Yes, but they need to feel like they're sexy, not an object

Where can I find an intelligent bf? Smart men turn me on, I love listening to them when they explain stuff and teach me new things. Dating apps have mainly dumbasses. Btw I'm ugly and fat so I'm not looking for a Chad, just a smart dude who will like me back. I'm dumb myself. Help?
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>ugly and fat
>fat is fixable
>OP claims she can't fix the fat part

Hope you enjoy your prospects being awful for finding a smart dude. Even smart guys don't want fat girls.
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>>21378897
>tsan#4913
Is this a username for a service and if so what service?
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>>21378906
Yeah, /soc/ people and threads are silly form what I have noticed

>>21378929
It's a discord username
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>>21378897
>It's Polish
topkek
the absolute state of Polish women
I bet you support PO too
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Guys, I have the flu and for some reason I thought it would help to take some acid (~150µg) and now it's coming on really strongly and it feels horrible, like it's multiplying the flu. What should I do? Call an ambulance?
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Oka, thiks are getting worse now for sure. Help?
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It's been an hour since your posted, how are you doing? In your situation I'd go outside instead of sitting at home miserably also listen to some heavy music to get through it, wish you the best bro
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>>21379701
There is no need for an ambulance. You'll be fine.
However remember for next time. Lsd isn't a goddamn medication for pathogens, and its a mood enhancers. IE whatever you're feeling going in is going to multiplied by 20.
You were concerned about being sick, now you think you're dying. Good show. Chill, you'll be fine. I do recommend taking some medication and going to sleep though.
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Lol what was even going through your mind where you thought acid would help with the flu, come on man

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me and my wife are 31, are we too late to have children? both of us are also kinda overweight at 90 - 100kg 172cm height

we've spent the last few years really working together to lose weight and this is the lowest we've been but we're also worried if we wait any longer there will be other complications with pregnancy due to our age getting up there

any other parents on this board at all? i know this is a weird place to ask but i have nowhere else to go you guys have guided me all my life
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>>21379705
I highly doubt that weight is genetic. You can pass down mental predispositions/neuroticism that might encourage overeating, or more likely have your child learn to overeat by living in a family that overeats, but you can't overrule the law of thermodynamics (i.e. calories in vs. calories out).
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>>21379602
Have your wife stop taking birth control, it adds to weight gain and you just spend more time giving her the business. You'll lose weight and have a kid to force you to run around and lose more weight. Best thing you can ever do and do it now if you're in a commit and long lasting relationship.
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>>21379716
My buddy and all his siblings are massive fat ham planets. He tried not to be, exercised everyday, ate right, joined sports...did it all...

All it did for him was make him an orbiting satellite to the ham planets.

Fatness can definitely be genetic.
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>>21379716
>or more likely have your child learn to overeat by living in a family that overeats
It's mostly this one.
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>>21379729
The fact of the matter is that he was eating more calories than he was burning off. It's easy to overestimate your exercise and underestimate your eating. Fat can always be overcome with the right diet and is not definitively genetic.

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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to give honest answers, don't answer questions.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?

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>>21379791
We said I love you before we even got into the relationship officially, but we were really close for almost 10 years before then, so it's not like we were strangers.
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>>21379791
Don't do what I did. Said it both times within one week, and I regret the ever living shit out of saying it.

Huge difference between liking, infatuation, and loving. It obviously depends on how much you connect with someone, but when I think about the people in my life I can say I love, I've know them all for 8+ years.
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Girls, would you prefer if a guy tells you he has no dating experience? I don't know the typical etiquette for this sort of stuff, don't want her to think I'm just not interested in her.
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How to find girls in college? Every girl is always studying and busy with class stuff
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>>21379799
>a girl was friends with you for 10 years before anything happened
lmao


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