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>>20440229'anks 'non
>>20440217very nice, well executed.
>>20440172'k 'u 'r
>>20440267>>20440278'anks 'nons
>>20440216>>20440217what kind of eggs are those
Luxury :)
>>20440135what is it
>>20440149DISGUSTING BORING SLOP
>>20440135propa grub that ladI would have grated some cheese over it though
>>20440164cheshire cheese?
>>20440181cheddar or red leicester for memaybe even both, how devious
>Go to polish deli/bakery I like (Chicago place) >They have lots of different fish, traditional polish shit, pastries, imports and the like>Usually open minded about food, have liked most of the stuff I tried so far (Rum ball, herring filets, weird cheeses, etc)>Get curious about blood sausage (Kizka) because "oh hey, it's like that one healing item from that game I like">Get home, cut it>Looks gross>Smells gross>Maybe it's good? >For 5 seconds, try my hardest to find something good to say about it, the taste, the texture, anything at all, best I can think is "might go good with mustard" before I can no longer deny it and run to the garbage can to spit out the first bite, dry heaving as I do so>This 1.5 pound of shit cost me 7 good bucks I could have spent on polish cake insteadIs there anything I can do with this meat turd? Why is it so horrible? I cannot say I have ever eaten anything so foul in my entire life. I've eaten food that is literally spoiled that tastes better. How can they eat this?
>>20438194Nah, this is a minority item. The Polish butchers here, they don't even need to advertise, the smell from outside the shop is enough to make you go inside and order a few kilos of kielbasa. Also great places for preserved fish products, mustard, pickles... the bread you usually find is not "great" but on average is better than what Americans eat... oh, and if they have a deli, you can sometimes get homestyle pierogis... if you have not tasted homestyle pierogi fried with onions by a fat woman with 5 pounds of makeup smoking a cigarette, then you have not eaten pierogi. Also the Bigos stew is fantastischThe only bad experience we had (and I have told this story before), is that our friend Stupid Pavel went to buy sausages from Polish market... and Pavel is Polish.... but somehow he bought these "fresh" sausages cased in PLASTIC, and he ended up COOKING THEM in the PLASTIC, and SERVED THEM in the PLASTIC, and nobody realized till we sliced them and started eating and then collectively vomited as we spat out slices of PLASTIC. (PLASTIC.) Wtf Pavel (classic Pavel though)
>>20435757The fact that you asked that question at all means that I don't really think I can convince you otherwise. Enjoy.
>>20438375CARLOS
>>20432829once me and my friend bought balut to try but didn't realize they hadnt already been boiled so we quick threw it on a hot pan to try and salvage the experience. it was alright, it was okay
>>20434744>white man dishesI am literally cardboard color and people made blood sausage in my third world country, is poor people food
>Pecan Pie>Invented in the United States>Key Lime Pie>Invented in the United States>Pumpkin Pie>Invented in the United States>Apple Pie>Invented in EnglandAnd the phrase is...?
America won apple pie from the Brits in the War of 1812.
>>20440286But America lost that war
>>20440285Also chevys and levies
Cast iron pan? More like CAT iron pan pffftthahaha!!
>>20437563nice cot I would pet him
>>20437570>toxoplasmosisNot real.
>>20437570unbased and untrue
>>20437570Link?
>>20437570The best part is they are immune to the smell of cat piss.
This is my lunch. Say something nice about it.
>>20439603I'm high class and go for the titanium spork.
>>20438368it certainly is the color of fried
Savages just haven't lived unless they're using titanium utensils.
>>20438372he's John Cusack
>>20438998How far down the jar do you get before you have to throw it out?
how to pancake
Do you think God created eggs?
>>20440253How would your hypothetical society explain the egg?
>>20440223Eggs and kiwis are proof that God exists and he fucking hates us. Both are delicious beyond words with no real additional ingredients. Yet they are almost fucking impossible to peel without an infuriating amount of time spent.
>>20440231>perfectionexplain the chalaza
>>20440259>he doesn't spook his eggs with cold water
>>20440259i eat kiwi with peel and harden my eggs with cold bath>>20440223yes, eggs are the answer, pumkin seed is an egg in a way too, cause it makes pumpkin grow
Lab-grown insect cells could be the planet-friendly ‘meat’ of the futurehttps://grist.org/article/lab-grown-insect-cells-could-be-the-planet-friendly-meat-of-the-future/
>>20439033Most of the proteins in bugs are indigestible chitin. It’s like saying celery has tons of carbs, ignoring that the carbs are indigestible to humans.
>>20438786From the article>insect cells are much easier to work with. They’re easy to grow and hard to kill, with fewer temperature, pH, and oxygen, and carbon dioxide constraints, not to mention the fact that they survived for weeks without feeding. The method of metabolism in insect cells is also more conducive to mass production, relative to animal cells. Seems like a bit of a stretch though. If you're mass producing lab-grown meat you're not going to let it sit around for weeks without feeding. And the other article it links to showing that insect protein is so much better is using calculations about lab-grown meat assuming that technology never improves, which is obviously highly flawed.The articles are from 2019 anyway, so they're 5 years old at this point. There's a reason nobody ever talked about lab-grown insect meat. It's already going to be hard enough to get people to switch to lab-grown meat. Trying to do it with lab-grown insect meat would probably be impossible. Even if they had lab-grown meat that was identical to the best quality real stuff it's still going to be a bit of a challenge.
>>20439763You're behind the times, air protein is the new craze now...>Superfood protein pulled out of thin air massively scales up production https://newatlas.com/environment/solein-protein-sustainable/>Verification not required.
>>20439793Sounds odd, and interesting. But it seems like they can basically only make a protein powder from it. People are still going to want something like a piece of meat to bite into.
>>20439719it's a summer camp where the children of the billionaires who run the world decide what the future of the planet should look like when they inherit it
>At a nice restaurant with friends>Wait around for food for about an hour>It's a long time but no big deal>Get my order and realize it is wrong while everyone else eats>Flag the waiter and say "Excuse me, my steak was supposed to be very well done. This is medium.>The waiter starts to grab my plate>One of my friends goes "I'm sorry for him, he's obviously never waited tables.">The waiter immediately laughs and says "There's one every night.">I look around and everyone is grinning maliciously at me>Get my food back finally about 15 minutes later when everyone is starting to finish eating.
>>20439963>There is no description of the waiter's emotional response.Sure but based on what the waiter said he was being a little bitch who should lose his job.
>>20439966I would say never, but it depends on the social situation how disruptive it is. But then again, the entire restaurant is already a failure if they can't cook meat to a temp. It's basic baby shit any chef should be able to do. Why bother extending your stay by 20 minutes at a shit venue.
>>20439783>>Flag the waiter and say "Excuse me,You were supposed to say "Come hither, my poppet"
>>20439939If only you knew how to handle your finances.
I waited tables but it was at a ski lodge where they did "family style" dining and every table just got the same stuff. People could order alcohol but no choice of food.I got carpal tunnel from the way they made us carry trays with our wrists bent. I had to go to some doctor that zapped my hands with electricity and was like "hmm yes, this is bad" because they didn't move enough or something. Then I got to use a cart to carry my trays and it was so effective everybody started doing that.All the tips were shared and distributed evenly which was good for me since females make higher tips.
ITT: stupidest fucking kitchen gadgets
>>20438217>>20438225That is a very good gadget thoughIt allows you to replicate the iconic McDonald's round egg
>>20440165you don't need the gadget, just a pan and a circular metal safe to cook eggs
Someone explained to me a lot of this shit is designed for people with physical disabilities
>>20438225Imagine buying something that's entirely CGI on the box with no real product photography at all.
>>20438262I dont like how those sausages are bigger and darker than my penis. OhioChad btw
Tomato apologists always pretend there's some big mystery behind the tomato>Oh, you don't like because you never had a good one>You should taste the one from my Nonna's yardThere isn't. It just a watery disgusting vegetable like many others. It makes a good sauce, yes but eating a raw tomato is one of the most grim things in cuisine.
>>20440179Yeah, tomatoes like a lot of fruit go through a pretty big flavor and texture change when they are refrigerated. All grocery store tomatoes are not only refrigerated, but picked way underripe for transport purposes. So someone who's only ever had them from a store won't know what they're actually like.
>>20440176>he doesn't know about the other legumesLike I said, if you're not at least a PhD candidate in horticulture or an allied field, it's not worth discussing.
>>20440012Tomatoes are scientifically considered a berryAs are pumpkins, cucumbers, watermelons, and bananas
>>20440260DNA tells us that bananas are more closely related to marsupials.
>>20440215Well I know a good bit about this so lay it out for me then. Broccoli is in the brassica family of cabbage, kale, mustards etc and beans are in the legume family of peas, beans, lentils etc. The legume family. Those are in completely different plant orders. You have to go back to the clade of rosids to where they are in the same grouping. So botanically they aren't closely related so in what sense are they? The closest I can think is the French origin of where the term legume comes from but that seems like a stretch even for here.
What do pro-Palestinian goyims who camp outside college campuses eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? I assume someone is feeding them?
>>20440258>that doesn't make sense since /pol/ is the last place on the internet with free speech.1: lol2: doesnt stop polniggers being braindead idiots who parrot what others told them to think
>>20440268Why are you trying to change the subject, are you a polnigger? Rethorical question, I know you are.
>>20440274are you not a polnigger? you like the jews right?
>>20440258>maybe it's, you know, the progressive left that is controlling what people think with it's, you know, mass censorship? why are you being passive aggressive lol. you're typing like a woman
>>20440284>you either love the jews or you are a polniggerAs I said, polniggers arent very intelligent.
Thread for discussing coffee and coffee adjacent topicsBest brewer and breakfast (3B's) edition If you're new or confused, start here: https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLzIf you're old and confused, make any Irish Palestine support youtubes?Previous thread: >>20419128
>>20440139Yeah that image I found it's clumps of something, could be mould or rust. Peeked into mine with a light and magnifying glass: it's tiny flecks plus a larger spot that turned out to be a fucking hole. Oh well.>>20440188I wouldn't risk bleach tbqh, but then again I have no idea what would happen. I've done the water + vinegar rinse with my old one, worked fine (and it's probably a bit more food-safe).
>>20440239>but then again I have no idea what would happenits trivial to google the ingredients of a cleaning product and its material compatibility with what you want to cleansome oven cleaner could do the job, some other oven cleaner would eat your pot. depends what they put into it
>>20438852>the fuck is black chocolateIt's a super-dutch processed type of chocolate that's jet black in color, it's famously used in making Oreos
>>20437239Maybe you're just a bitter person
>>20440270>its trivial to google the ingredients of a cleaning product and its material compatibility with what you want to cleanIt is but as we've established, the internet just makes shit up. At least 4chan has taught me how to make cool crystals.
There I said it.
>>20440213That's OK, you don't need to smell it for the microscopic halitosis deep-fried MSG spit droplets to coat the inside of your nose and throat. Some of which traveled down into your stomach, got digested, and now make up a permanent part of your body. Conservatively, your body is probably at least 17% plaque-ridden spittle from decomposing ramen, Monster Energy, and last night's Hot Pockets (you just know those weebs don't brush).
>>20440232I have no problem with that. I'd straight up eat it if it didn't taste repulsive.
>>20440235OK you win, based calm & collected replychad. I wish you luck in your future sloppa endeavors.
>>20440245To you as well. Rock on enjoying those spicy salty noodles!
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