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String theory faggot here.

How do I get into consulting ( MBB ), or investment baking with a theoretical physics PhD ?

Is the MBA necessary ?

I want a taste of money and see what a brainlet work is.
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>>20720396
>investment baking
Explain, I might be interested in this too.

I’m interested in a study abroad opportunity for a few weeks this summer, but the program says it requires health documentation? What sort of documentation would this be?
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you've come to the right place to ask this particular question.
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>>20720175
Just mail them and ask?

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How do I stop lusting after women that aren't my wife? I feel guilty for having these natural human urges and though I've never acted on these urges, I fear that one day, in a moment of weakness, I might give in and screw everything up. I've always been susceptible to feminine charms and these broads seem to see my wedding ring as a challenge. In turn, the guilt makes me feel miserable, lowdown, and as though I've done something wrong.

What do I need to do?
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Just imagine your wife’s crying face anytime someone hits on you. Or just fuck your wife more. Or maybe stop feeling guilty and hold yourself to a higher standard.
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Avoid porn at all costs. Have sex as much as possible. This should keep you faithful to your wife. BTW, How's your sex life?
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>>20720347

>How's your sex life?

Lately? Strained. Between the stress of work and the goings-on of my regular life lately, sex has taken a backseat and I think it's starting to wear me down. My wife understands but I feel like I'm disappointing her.

>Avoid porn at all costs

Why?

>>20720342

>stop feeling guilty

Explain

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I've failed my second year at university cause of alcoholism and bipolar so the university told me to fuck off for a year then come back next September to try again. I've been living in my parents house for a few months just in bed/wasting my time doing nothing. I can't drink because my parents are Muslim and they fuck with me because they think I've failed cause I'm not religious enough. In the beginning I tried to get a job and continued to go to the gym often but now I'm just in bed everyday crying and laughing for no reason and having disturbing psychotic thoughts. I think I'm losing my mind. I'm on the waiting list for "high-intensity" therapy.

I want to move out and work for the rest of the year but to do that I need some initial money which I don't have. What do I do? I apologize for the long post.
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>>20719854
Waiting for someone to post a advice here.
Dont know how to get control over my life too
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>>20720139
I posted this in /fit/ and all they said was get a therapist. So maybe there's no solution.

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I keep texting chicks from this meet up site, and I keep getting 1 word replies. Is it me? Am I the problem.

Girl says Hi
Me:Wuz up, how you doin.
Girl: Bored
Me:What you up to?
Girl: In class

Like it started like this.
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Should have told her to skip class and hang out with you.
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>>20719519
I’m glad I’m not alone in thinking this.
The cringeworthy amalgamation of black-twitter ebonics and white-washed otaku culture must end soon.

The samurai died for this. MLK died for this.

We all just want to fit in, it’s understandable. generally that culture is not in your best interest unless you’re a sycophant
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>>20719603
Wtf do you mean "that culture". Fuck does mean you faggot?
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>>20719606
*Culture in general

not

generally, ‘that’ culture

Ur a faget and basically subscribing to a culture is generally fun and enjoyable, but that culture does not hold your best interest at heart. It could backfire when you come off as obnoxious to other people who haven’t been “culturally enriched” by whatever is trending in your social bubble.

Basically don’t entrench yourself too deeply in any single culture and take it all with a grain of salt.
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DING DONG JOOLIAN

My girlfriend has been prescribed antidepressants. I’m scared that it’ll cause more damage than good. Anyone have experience with this?
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There are no medical professionals here.
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>>20719679
He is right.

Listen very carefully, her taking the meds is infinitely better than going untreated and potentially killing herself.
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my girlfriend takes citalopram and now she can't get wet her pussy is drier than death valley

personally I fucking hate antidepressents but she is convinced she needs them because "life sucks without them". Life sucks with them too she never stops complaining about everything. Will probably leave her for a woman that doesn't complain about everything and can actually have sex without lube.

This is my experience with it. I'm not happy. She is still not happy. Nothings changed except she takes a drug made in a lab and now sex is a pain in the ass. At least when she wasn't on ciltalopram and was more "depressed" we regularly fucked, sometimes multiple times a day.
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>>20719674
The longer you stay with her, the worse it will get. You have been warned.

She needs to love herself first before anybody else can love her back. She will drag you down with her.
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yeah it sounds like hell but no matter how much you still love her you gotta let her do this on her own. it’ll be better for both of you in the end

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I have the opportunity to work at a dishwasher at a restaurant and I was wondering what the experience is like? pic unrelated
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Did for 2 seasons, you will survive. Also depends on the size of the restaurant.
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>>20719081
is there lots to learn? im pretty autistic
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>>20719055
Totally brainless drudgery. If you can zone out, it's fine
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I had a job during college as a dishwasher/barback at a local bar for alittle over 3 years. It was actually pretty good money for what it was since it was 2 jobs combined into one and I made a tip out as well as hourly. Met some good friends through working there but the work is often very physically strenuous and at times under appreciated. Also really depends on what type of business it is and how busy it is.
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>>20719055
How old are you? What's your work experience, did you go to school? Have you looked at other places?

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Where the hell do I go to meet people? I'm not in school anymore, I'm still looking for a job, and I haven't had a good friend in a year or two. It may sound like an autistic question, but I have no idea where to start. The crippling lonliness is starting to get to me.
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>>20720132
Volunteer somewhere... Join a club... whatever. Just do things that involve meeting strangers.
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same here man but I do have a job and they are friendly workers sometimes u talk something and thats good but I dont need friends.. I'm looking for a girl that she could love me
Now I feel kinda alone...
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>>20720132
discord or other /vg/ social groups for the games you play
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>>20720132
go to facebook.
search for your city name groups.
join one that fits your interest.
ask if they have meet ups.

you can google:
>anime conventions
>videogame tournaments
>music concerts or music groups
>bars and discos
>volunteering works
>church
>motorbikes and sport groups
>random shit like groups that likes to watch birds

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Seriously are there any?
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Like every insignificant thing which occurs in the minority of the World population:
You get to surprise people.
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You can do everything a right handed person can do and old women tell you that you write with the devil's hand, at least here in the south.

t. leftie
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>>20720161
I think there's some bullshit studies which show lefties to be more creative/successful. The only advantage I've had is that literally every significant hand injury happened to my right hand. Also I know there's something called a southpaw in boxing, which can give someone an edge, being a lefty.
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You gain a slight advantage in some sports when going up against right handed athletes.
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During entrance procedures you have a better angle of attack on the right hand side of corners, work with your righty team members to provide substantial overwatch and everyone will praise the southpaw

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If you're critical of your writing, and endeavour to improve it, it will get better. People always say read more, but it's true.
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>>20720113
Thx

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While this doesn't happen often with me but usually when cockblockers get in my way, they seem to always do so publicly (as a result I would try real hard not to physically attack them for it because I would be worried about jail time) and they are not even interested in the girl I would be into during that time (which means they would just do it to fuck with me) so how would I deal with this?
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>>20720218
You do realize you can flirt with the girl despite the cockblocker being next to her?
>inb4 awkward
Whole dating is awkward.

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What happens if you try to form a relationship with girls from Tinder that you hooked up?

Like some friends with benefits shit.
Like you tell them is just sex and nothing romantic.
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>>20720256
It's fine and happens all the time.

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Shit like this happens all the time. Here's an example from today:

A couple of days ago I drove him somewhere. On the highway, I braked hard ONCE to let the guy in front of me merge (he was forcing his way into a small gap).

Today he calls me on the phone and tells me that as i dropped him off he noticed my tire threading getting flatter and that I should stop hard braking and that I'm a shit driver, etc.

I respond that I noticed that too but its not due to braking because

A) I only hardbrake if something surprises me which is rare, I usually just downshift and let the engine brake (I drive a stick)

B) Accelerated tire wear is caused by skidding. The hard brake he used as an example didnt have any skidding. In fact i can safely say that ive never skidded from a hard brake because of ABS and also i would feel it

C) Only the front right tire is fucked, which makes sense since i live in a downtown area and have to corner hard sometimes to merge onto a lane to make the opening or end up waiting forever

Well argued, right? I wasnt even mad at first, it was just a conversation. Except throughout the whole thing he kept interrupting and rambling on about how he'd been driving since before i was in his nuts, i think im some big shot now that im grown up, that I'm still nothing and know nothing, yadeeyadee yada. All the while not saying anything rationally supporting his claim. And he always tries to end the conversion by saying "you're wrong, bye now" but then I disagree and it goes back and forth until one of us just hangs up.

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His ego probably stops him from seeing you as an equal, someone he can learn from. It sucks but eh, he's (sadly) probably not worth spending energy towards changing him.

If someone will prattle on about being right but shut down when they are wrong, then don't even give them the satisfaction.

You simply give them your stance and say you aren't arguing any further.

Reminds me of my mother.

Mom: "Can you visit this weekend, your Aunt is coming over and she wants to see you."
Me: "No. You know I can't stand her and won't coming over. Nice talking to you mom."

Or if you give an answer and they keep talking, just ignore them and let them talk.
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Op, Bro or chick?
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>>20719870
Bro
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>>20719584
Yeah this seems like the only route, even though it feels bad ending convos like that
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Tell him to fuck off and stop asking you for favors until he stops being such a shit head.

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Is it actually weird to own one of these? I haven't had much male friends since 2014 so I don't know how males and girls judge others.
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>>20720130
While fucking it?
>that's hot
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>>20720122
don't let anyone know, but it's not that weird to own one. Still you wouldn't show your Sextoys to anyone usually
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Those sex doll pictures are decent wank material.
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>>20720196
Have some more
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>>20720122
Only because they're so expensive.

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Real women are manipulative as fuck, plus all they do is white lying and fake smiling. I can't stand women's mentality because they always care more about a person's emotions than the truth: if they think the truth will make you sad, they start to lie. Every time.

But how do I tell this to people?

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>>20719106
>more male narcissists
The problem is that when a man is a narcissist it's an issue. When a woman is One? That's just the human condition.
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>>20719101
All it takes is two words op
>I’m gay
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>>20719101
why do every retard that never had a girlfriend suddenly knows everything about women, at least these fucks won't get into the gene pool
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Just do it, and in the future you can happily marry your pillow or your sex slave doll
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>>20719101
I'm a waifufag and you realize that if you could actually date a 2D girl, it'd be the same as dating a 3D girl, right?

What I'm trying to say is you're a shitty person for putting 3D in a negative light. That and you probably do what you hate them for doing anyways.


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