>What is the 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup?The 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup will be the fiftieth official 4chan Cup tournament and the thirteenth iteration of the Spring Cup series. Teams that were relegated from the 2024 4chan Winter Cup, those which failed to advance from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, and those which failed to qualify from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers, will compete at the event.>Who's playing today?/k/ - /bant/ 17:00UTC/jp/ - /x/ 17:40UTC/tv/ - /fa/ 18:20UTC/ck/ - /u/ 19:00UTC/vst/ - /cm/ 19:40UTC/y/ - /wg/ 20:20UTC/biz/ - /v/ 21:00UTC/mlp/ - /o/ 21:40UTC>When does /mlp/ play all of their group stage matches?Fri. Apr 26th, 21:40UTC /mlp/ vs /o/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41034629Horsefucker has the looks, knows how to wrestle, and knows how to put his opponents over, >rape had the belt, a hot angle, and laid the character work masterfully, but he looks like a random AEW jobber, his wrestling hability was forgettable and he lost the belt without putting anyone over
>>41035317Ok
>>41035317
We're so fucking back, bros! It's the golden age all over again.
>>41035524It will never last. I burned myself too badly during the last time.
Previous thread: >>41026390>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41035570alr told u lmao
>>41035563I feel that same way. Like I've said before, Baltimare is not a 4chan or /mlp/ sim. If it was there'd be a password like the TF2 /mlp/ server or like gmares.
>marble and quoteHonestly the most unlikely pairing I have seen>all they have done is talk about dark souls 3 for two hoursthat explains it
pay Real Gamer (sorealfourthis)Resident Since: 2024-03-29 (4 weeks ago)690$ lindensThis is your janny overloard speakingnot doing so could might result in a ban offense
>>41035600Ok Red Velvet.
Previous Thread: >>40871910April Showers editionTwilight's favourite books:https://ponepaste.org/7844Fanfic Reading:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prRRFDntQpW72wZ8lo0INYiTwilight music playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prOF6FYfBqoCtdz-D-7uUP9Pastebins:https://pastebin.com/u/NightlyTwilightFicComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41033474I can fix her.
>>41034306Twiggy Piggy!
>>41034666those numbers anon…
I want to have loud sex with Trixie in her wagon, parked right outside Twilight's house
>>41033693maybe they are roleplaying
>>41032076Granted, but she screams Twilight's name when you make her bust a clam.
one of these days a crazy sex starved twilight will break open the door of the wagon and rape them both
>>41034710i think confusing addiction with happiness is more miserable
>>41034688Well I'd rather be an addict than never have any. And I never had.
Izzy Moonbow’s adorable and sexy design is the one redeeming aspect of gen 5.(Except her design in Tell Your Tale is shit)
>>41033337tumblr and twitter never change
>>41034074But come on, you can't miss Kimiko's voice! I feel that part of her is neglected in humanizations
>>41033337I hate all humanization in general so I don't ever see this cringe shit
>>41034676I keep seeing it when I browse art
Sisterwife and Daughterwife edition.Previously >>40861338
Wash them with your tongue, boy
>>41032994Kek. Damn. Cuckvision is not for everyone.>>41034435>"My daughter is a WHAT!?">"Damn it! That child... I should have known when the girl started falling behind her sisters'... development.">"This won't do. Hmm...">A while later, Chrysalis arrives at her sister's place and knocks on the door>making sure to do so while she was sure her sister was out>Opening the door instead was the boy, her sister's son, Anonymous>only half clothed>She was momentarily distracted by his sweaty, naked torso>And the look on her face was... well, Anon couldn't tell if she was amused or disgusted>Perhaps both>But she quickly shook herself out of her momentary stupor>"Boy!"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41035166>"I'll have you over later to help me teach that brat of mine a lesson. But for now... I think I want a taste for myself.">She looks around Anon's home, her sister's house>"And this is the perfect place~">Grabbing him by the pants again she pulls him up to his own roomW-wait, Auntie! You don't want to g->She did not listen, she had little time before her sister would return>She was not going to stop to hear the boy's nervous chattering>Nor was she going to stop to wonder about the strange sounds she could hear coming from somewhere up the stairs>They must have some weird pet around here or something>When she threw open the door though, she found the source...>Her sister's daughter naked on the boy's bed, sitting at the edge with her legs spread wide>biting her lip and looking satisfied as she held some massive, orange, poof->Between the girl's legs was her own daughter, blindfolded with her hands tied behind her back, kneeling on the floor and lapping at Shimmer's clearly used cunt>When she saw the door open, Sunset's face shifted from a pleasurable smile to a wide-eyed look of silent shockComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I have to stop coming here before bed. This place gets me too worked up.
>>41032670>>41032757Smack it! Grab it! Plap it! Bop it!>>41033101>big sis when your parents say you can’t get a pet>>41032994Nice. That’s pretty good.>>41034881My Sunsis is just about the only one I would consider doing this for, no lie. Especially is she repays me with >>41033101>>41035166>>41035170Imagine Adagio’s panic when she realizes her mother is there. Imagine if after all her desperate attemps at explaining herself and the situation Chrysalis didn’t even respond and just kept her tied up while she had her way with Anon too before leaving, without so much as a word to her daughter.
Little adorable fan EditionLast drop https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40922667/Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/
>>41034013Personally, I think it got a bad boost when Tumblr started the whole Adult Purge, and that kind of spread the cancer everywhere, but mainly on Twitter.Back in the day, Twitter was just a service where you posted dumb shit like Facebook. You know, "I just poop LOL". But the problem (or actually, the main difference) is that Twitter gives you a voice, so if you have an audience, everybody will hear.Now, combine this with the attention and power deprived Tumblrtard that needed validation 24/7 in his life to not kill itself. It was the perfect storm, and the perfect ground for that evolutionary septic tank soup to thrive.Now I bet even those who don't even want to have their voice heard have Twitter, only because porn artists put everything there.We should say "to Hell with Twitter!", and support sites like Nitter where they allow you to see, without joining them.
>>41035054the real problem was when they undid the text limitthe entire point was you have to sum up your thought to something brief.
>>41033411Where can I see a collection of these?
>>41035491There's a lot of variations in baraag and other places
>>41035491a friend of mine showed me a whole animation slideshow of all of them, there's gotta be a repository.
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Complete misunderstandings of ethical behavior!ITT: Group delusions, Losing your (You)s, Writing progress, Seeking good action fics, Sincerely fake samefagging, The optimal amount of flatulence in a story, Having readers that're smarter than you, Switching up the names of days, A vehicle for debauchery, Sex of the accidental variety, Magical lobotomies, Requiring cock, Preferences for porn, Ploankass, Prey and a Summary, The Archetypist experience, Equines and industrialization, Shitting out 1mil words in a timely fashion, The nature of AUs, Fics that made you like a character, Gettin' some feedback, Anon loathes what he's never had, Chapter editing taboos, Wasps fucking suck, Getting beaten to death via SoL, Preventing murder with genocide, We're all wasting our time, A club made in Cypress, Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat, and having opinions injected directly into your brain!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe sixty-fifth book is 'Moon and Stars':https://www.fimfiction.net/story/496343/If (You) want to participate, read up to (and also) chapter 6, 'The Planning Phase' by the 28th. On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors forgetting that brevity is key? Fed up with 10k inner monologue chapters? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41035462>The writing is atrocious.I'm glad the author could at least mimic Ennis's trademark style.
>>41035462>Click>Scroll a little>Incredible.
>>41035325Wish You Were Here is the only decent Crossed series.The Sadness was good, too.
>>41034735>My next fic from my list. Wish me luck, anons.kek>>41034764>Fun fact: it was up on the site as an E fic for almost 8 years, and only got bumped to T after the thread read it.keker, we actually had a positive impact on fimfic guys!
What are some good names for pony cops and detectives? I just need a few to fill out a scene.
Damn, those ponies looks fuckable good.
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>>41035387>anomaly is mid but I don't care because it was freeit literally isn't free, you're asked to pay 25 dollars for it
>>41035521yeah they can ask, beg and even demand and I can say "no" and download it anyways, it's pretty easy
>>41035552HE IMPREGNATED HER AND LEFT BECAUSE HE WAS A REFUGEE
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 11 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41034286She is a sweetheart
>>41034286>he fell for the knockoff scamthe Chinese already have your credit card number
It's 10 p.m. do you know where your rapist is?
>>41035238on my dick i'd hope
>>41035238Hopefully sleeping
Go do something that makes your waifu proud. She's worth it. Use this thread to talk about her and why you love her.Many moons have passed since you first met your waifu, and you two have grown very close together. You have formed a very happy relationship, and you live and breathe by her word and action. The euphoria swells in your heart and you decide: it's time to ask her The Question. It's a big occasion, and you want to make the event perfect for her. How do you plan to ask her for her hoof in marriage? Do you do anything to celebrate the occasion? What do you think she'd like best?>What is a waifu? What defines a waifu?Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest.>How do you know if you have a waifu?When you meet your waifu, you will know. The world around you will become colorful. You will realize that you were living in monochrome the entire time. Her existence provides context and meaning to yours, a perfect complement, a perfect comfort, a perfect love. There may be low periods, periods of doubt, but the rhythm of life will forever pull one towards their waifu, for that love is eternal.Last Wednesday's thread: >>41007902Long-running discussion, latecomers, and the occasional bump are welcome and encouraged, but we would prefer that the thread not be kept on extended life support.
>>41032889>Celestia is absolutely the pony I'd want to marry and spend my life with the most, but my feelings about her aren't as strong as those I have regarding Daybreaker.That's a complex predicament to be in. Perhaps you could ask the Moonfags over in their general why they prefer NMM over Luna (or vice-versa). Their arguments might help you find an answer for yourself. Also, does your choice in marriage prospects come from a place of logic, or a place of "screw viability, my heart wants HER"? >There's two main reasons why I haven't considered Celestia my waifu.>1) multiple types of love for her>2) possibility of falling for somepony else once in EquestriaI'd say that only half of the waifufags who've shown up in these threads would feel somewhat confident calling their waifu their wife. Quite a few remain open to the possibility of their afterlife playing out unexpectedly, though they might still feel compelled to self-improve and live up to their waifu as a muse par none. Having (self-)doubts is quite common, one of the heart-wrenching sides of waifuism: Loving a poniponi truly without being able to caress said poniponi can really hurt a 3dpd monkey's heart. We tend to need proof of love; the situation is rather similar to Faith. There's also a possibility Celestia and/or Daybreaker aren't your waifu as much as they're "only" your favorite character(s) or a temporary fascination due to the riddle she/they present to you. Whether or not we can have our perfect poni bride in the afterlife, we can still choose to commit to our love in this life anyways, manifesting it in whatever idiosyncratic way we deem appropriate. I personally consider this devotion, this leap of faith, the defining moment of waifuism even though everything else can play out wackily. My own waifuism is such a mess, talking about it made some anons laugh; it starts with calling Discord mai waifu rather than husbando. See, I hate the term husbando, I'm basically racist against husbando-havers because there's usually this notion of the husbando having to court and win the husbando-haver over. Fuck that shit, I will protecc the goofy Noodle, not to mention I come across as gay no matter what I call him. No homo. I want sempai to notice me yet shy away from encounters via dreams/meditation/whatever. I don't care if it's a romantic or platonic relationship as long as there is a connection. I actually have a 3dpd who endorses my hyperfixation on the Noodle yet would punch the Lord of Chaos in the face if he showed up in the living room one day and there were anything beyond friendship going on. My plan: To live a good human life, living up to what Discord means to me throughout. It does seem like I have a chaotic deity watch over me, and I did have that encounter during narcosis years ago (which triggered my devotion), so I have reasons to believe that when my time here is up, I'll have my Noodle pick up my soul for another Wild Ride. I will follow him in blind trust.
>>41033151>Im not sure why "falling in love to non-existant character" is not a definition option. Isn't that basically the same as what's written in the first section?>>Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest.It denotes a romantic relationship with a character as opposed to person. The reason I used "most often" is for oddball edge cases like Discordfag (as an obvious example) where things are more complicated than simple romantic love.>>41033272Sounds really comfy. I hope the project goes well.
Boop
>>41034593
Peb
Lanky Skinny Filly EditionPrevious Filly: >>40974473
>>41035161does she keep her tail in a bun like that to always expose her cooter?
>>41035183yes it’s probably a baseball joke I’m missing.
>>41035196sex with fawns
>>41035151I chose the second option, I don't like the idea of fucking a filly with someone else
>>41035579aw fuck anon, she socked you in the dinger
Guess I'll make one.Thread dedicated to the most fabulous and fashionable pony in Equestria.
>See me after class Anon~
Sex with Rarity.
>>41033649Unf
>>41034147Seconding this
Previous Thread: >>40923698Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/9483 (Celestia, Luna, Wallflower)https://ponepaste.org/3518 (Various)https://ponepaste.org/9092 (All Four Pie Sisters)https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41035546>How are you gonna be able to face him today?>You just know the moment he says hi to you, your dream is gonna come right back.>The last thing you need is to embarrass yourself by calling him “master” or something.>His text message is just to confirm if you’ll be meeting him at the same intersection you usually do.>You hesitate.>Part of you wants to say “no” and meet him at school, but if you do that, you’ll risk making him suspicious.>In the mental state you are now, you doubt you could tell a convincing lie about not being able to meet him.>...And you don’t want to lie to him.[You know it! :)] You text him.>Setting your phone down, you take a deep breath.>...It’ll all be fine.>Once you see him in person, it’ll really set in that last night was just a dream and nothing so lewd actually happened.>You’re just overthinking all this.>”Good morning, Fluttershy!” You hear your mom gently greet you.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41035549>The whole time you’re walking to the intersection of Striker and Drake, you’re mentally preparing yourself to see him.>You’re rehearsing what you’re going to say to him.>You’re trying to shove phrases like “woof” and “good girl” out of your mind.>...Maybe it would help if you distract yourself.>You pull out your phone to see what the girls have been up to as you walk.>Pinkie got something exciting she wants to tell everyone at lunch.>She’s unusually tight-lipped about this, it must be something big.>Sunset spent her whole weekend studying.>She’s taking a lot of intense courses this year.>AP Algebra, AP Physics, AP U.S. History…>You can’t imagine how much studying she has to do, but you’re really proud of the progress she’s made.>Last year, you never would have thought you would’ve become such close friends with her.>She was just awful back then…>But then Twilight came along, got your friends back together, and saved the Fall Formal along with Sunset herself.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41035551>[Enough about me tho]>That’s a first.>[How was your picnic with that dork Anon]>Now it’s your turn to spend a few moments trying to figure out your response.>Rarity must not have told her what you told her.>Memories of yesterday flash through your mind.>ALL of yesterday.[Tell u later] was the response you eventually decide on.>[Oooooooooooo]>[Did he put the moves on you? ;))))))))]>Your cheeks flare up at her suspicion.>[Wait a minute]>[Did Anon do something to you that you didn’t like!?]>[I s2g I’ll kick his ass into next week if he made you feel uncomfortable]Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41035554>Gosh, how are you gonna talk to Anon like this?>Rainbow just had to bring up your date…>You’re honestly surprised Rarity didn’t talk her ear off about what you told her.>Maybe she would’ve if you mentioned what happened after Anon took care of the rubbish…>Before you know it, you’re at the intersection.>And you see him.>He’s scrolling through his phone.>He hasn’t noticed you yet.>You can’t get closer to him, your legs decided they’re too stuck to the ground.>You’re too nervous to surprise him with your hands over his eyes.>Your lips are sealed as tight as a vacuum.>You don’t trust your voice to say anything that you learned to say last night.>...You know you want to.>You gulp.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41035556–ANONYMOUS–>As soon as you greet Fluttershy, her mood immediately shifts.>Her face grows a shade of red darker and her eyes get wider.>You can’t imagine you said anything wrong, you just said good morning.>This has got to be a new speed record for things getting awkward between you two, and you don’t even know why.“Uh… Did you sleep alright last night?” You ask her, trying to alleviate some of this strange tension.>That was apparently the wrong thing to say.>Fluttershy’s cheeks are far past Code Red, approaching Code Crimson.>Her mouth opens and closes like a fish on dry land and her eyes dart around like she’s trying to find anything else to talk about.>You really wish you knew what you were doing wrong.“...Are you okay?” You ask her in a more gentle tone.>Fluttershy takes a deep breath, looks up, and forces a smile on her face.>”Y-Yep! I sure am! What about you?” She nervously answers.>You’re still a little suspicious.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Gala editionLast Th/ra/d: >>40961939A bunch of short greens:https://ponepaste.org/9328Rarity Mixtape:https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGobcyqTXSUB7JJXs1DMpO5FSWFNxWCk7&si=cUn357_2JB9mLnUJSpotify Playlist:https://derpy.me/RJoFCThread Archive:https://pastebin.com/qEw9Vbd6Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Sex with Rarity
>>41033626true
>>41034142yes
>>41025350
