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Ed at 18

So I first had a girlfriend in December of 2018, we started fooling around pretty quick but we didn't have sex cause I never got an erection

The relationship lasted 3 months, after that I got another gf and I get erections when she kisses me n shit, like we were dancing at a wedding and I had a raging boner she had to hide it, it's enough for her to look funny at me and I'm hard

But sometimes in the beginning I was fingering her, mostly when there other people in the room in a discrete way, and I wouldn't feel anything, even if she'd say hot shit I would be numb

One time the first tried actual sex I was very drunk and so was her and my erections were random, sometimes weaker and sometimes stronger in the span of an hour, she sucked my dick and everything and I couldn't fit into her and I also couldn't cum

I was with a friend once and we slept together, she got me naked n shit but I wasn't hard, another time she we were drunk and she gave me a handjob and I came pretty quick, even another time she made me finger her and she put her hand in my pants to jerk me off and I was flaccid even trough 10 minutes later I had an erection against her ass

What the fuck is going on and how can I make it so I'm more horny during sexual encounters, outside of my gf I have trouble with it and it gets a while to get in the mood, this basically ruins any kind of hook up
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>>21278991
>doctors aren't trying to sell ED meds
>you can buy ED meds over the internet now
Riiiiiiight.
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>>21278806
Legit had the same shit at 22 a few months back, virgin at the time. Tried to have sex with gf but couldnt stick it in, it kept bending etc. i were rock solid during non sexual cuddling just as you seem to be. finally could have sex with a cock ring. Found a new girl, couldnt get it up with her either, so i copped Viagra and started sneaking it Every time we had sex. Eventually i tapered off and now my dick works just fine.
I was scared as shit that it was elf rape hentai induced ED but it turned out to be inexperience plus anxiety. Dont fall for the nofap meme. Get a cock ring or Viagra and work up your sexual confidence a little
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>>21278880
It's the porn, you stupid retarded nigger
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>>21279208
>elf rape hentai
anon you have decent taste
altough you're missing 'loli' in that genre.
>>21278806
Viagra and taper off. Stop the porn and masturbation. Your body needs to be reconfigured.
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How long do you have to do no porn/fap to fix Cumbrain syndrome? Is 3 months guaranteed?

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how do i get an asian girlfriend if i'm lez
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You go to Asia and date one
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like 100% here or does 25-50% count? i’m like 28%. idk just use tinder/bumble like the rest of us, if in big cities go to gay events like what grrlspot hosts.
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>>21279061
Go to Bangkok.
On a side note i've always been curious: how do lez feel sexually about mtf trans?
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>>21279061
1)g et rich
2) become sugar momma
3) ???
4) profit

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Hey, /adv/ I never post here, but I'm in a real fix. So recently I bought a car from a dealership. Car works fine, got the temporary registration, all is well. Now I'm just waiting for them to get me my title. Of course they need to get it from the NJ DMV. The title (supposedly) should be there this coming Monday or Tuesday. Once I have it, I have to haul ass from NY to Kentucky and register the car before the temporary registration expires. My question is, is there any recourse I can take if the DMV fails to send the title in time? The problem is compounded by the fact that I'm insured in Kentucky, so I have to get there. Thanks very much in advance for any help!

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I have been in a relationship since 15 with this girl. she is great, perfect wife material. I am now about to turn 24. Recently I have been feeling like I want to explore my sexuality, ie: have sex with other girls just because I want to. Not be crude but I am attractive and confident
I am very drunk right now excuse the retard structure of this message
She isn't really the kind of girl who would take this well or so I belive. Not that I know what being with other women would be like but I do not want to lose this girl.but at the same time torn inside can someone please help me
That is all please help
I am not ungrateful just confusing
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>>21279012
Tough call, man.
Before you marry you really ought to take a step back and asses your entire relationship. Who you are, who she is, where you are heading in life.
There are risks to both sides and benefits to both. Sure you are more secure now but down the line it could end up being a weak relationship.

But nobody can make this call for you but yourself. Me, personally, I'd stick with the girl but that's coming from someone who's never been adventurous/put value into new experience.
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You're attractive. You'll find 500 other girls like her at a moment's notice maybe even better more perfect than her, cause you're attractive and most girls will give you a chance.
I say, leave her and go have some fun. And don't even think about settling down until you're 30.
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>>21279012

15 is too young, you have been with her so long you don’t really know what’s out there. That said cheating you might lose her. Up to you to roll the dice
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>>21279012
Man.. I happen to be drunk toooooo!! Pussy is pussy. It doesn't mean jack diddly shit. Get off that horse. A hole is a hole. Ive been humping the same boring puss for twentyfour years and there was turmoil along the way, believes me. Don't be brainwashed by the internet. To thine own self, be true.
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>>21279012
Pussy is overrated.
I ve only fucked a few woman and I m already bored of it.
I d trade all those different one for a single one that loves me.
Meaningless sex is meaninglesq. Not even enjoyable
I once fucked a woman I was like a machine going through the motion with no emotion
But a simple handjob frol this girl I fancied was way better.
Either way you are gonna regret your decision. But the biggest regret would be to leave her
Recently I had this young girl heavily flirting with me but I knew she didnt want anything serious and even though I was drunk I didnt want to sleep with her
Like she was 11 years younger than me and I couldnt bother doing the small step to have sex with her because I just didnt connected with her

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How and where do I get paid to spend time with dead jewish people for the tradition? I'm part jewish and I think it's called shimra?

I have to go to an important social gathering on Sunday, and I’m gonna have to meet a lot of people. I’m gonna have to make a good impression, but I can tell they’re all gonna ask me what I’m up to. And the thing is I don’t want to tell them the truth which is that I’m a NEET living with my mom. What should I do? I don’t want to lie, but I also can’t say I’m unemployed.
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> but I also can’t say I’m unemployed
Yes you can, and you should, if that's what you are and someone asks.
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>>21279482
Just don't lie. Be honest even if it hurts. If you lie and they find out, they'll lose all respect. If you're honest that you're currently unemployed, at worst they might lose some respect for you, at best they offer you a job.
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>>21279482
Be honest about it. It sucks and it is embarrassing, but they will find out. So better be positive about it, like say you’re looking for a job, it’s not easy but You’re making progress. Just small talk bullshit, people will be encouraging and you might actually make some useful connections.

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I always imagine there's some sense of shame and vulnerability involved on the negative side, and nice money and feeling validated on the good side.
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>>21278967
Females do not feel shame. It's only positive for them. And a better question would be; "what's it like to be attractive and be paid for it?"
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>>21278967
Both correct. Drugs are often used to cope with the negative side. I haven't met a stripper yet that hasn't been on something. Benzos, xtacy, & blow are quite normal
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>>21278967
You are stereotyping.
>automatically think female strippers should be shameful
>know for a fact male strippers do it all in good fun
If you are low rung then you will be self concious but most girls at strip clubs have enough "clients" that they can pick and choose who to talk to.
People with money who go to strip clubs regularly already know the etiquette.
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>>21278967
A lot of them enjoy it, some it's just a job, and some do it cause of their daddy issues. Quite a few strippers fly to different cities for monetary and privacy reasons. They need the privacy to get in and pay for med and law school somehow.
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>>21279070
>They need the privacy to get in and pay for med and law school somehow.

Given how much they earn, i'll never understood why feminists treats female stripeprs as the worlds most oppressed 'minority'

I just hate them. Every job they take, every neighborhood they move into, every plaza they take over, it just turns to India or Pakistan. They are detestable in every sense, and have near opposite moralities compared to others.

I live in Toronto. Is this going to stop or are we fucked? I have no idea why there isn't a nationwide removal of brown people.
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>>21277872
Asians are bad when they move in and take everything ,but Indians are rude and their smell stays in the air for at least 12 days
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>>21277872
Oh, and they all speak so highly of you
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Well there's lots of different kinds of brown people. Idk man Toronto just isn't the place to expect homogeneity.
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>>21278329
They're all filth. Any country that doesn't respect woman doesn't respect themselves.

Look at how those moneys behave themselves in public. They're always pretending to look at their phones or meeting in parking lots in groups of 10+.

I shout curses at them when I drive past brown people but strangely enough I feel guilt when I do it.

Still, these people need to go. What's the point of life when you're that ugly and that Godless.
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>>21277872
>>21279487
>leftypol faking /pol/
Unto you, faggot.
Also yeah whatever, the jews made it this way and the boomers are gladly following to not be called 'racist', while every other racial and ethnic group is way more racist than whites
Look on twitter and search for 'white people' and laugh your ass off at all the hate that is being spewed. Replace any of it with 'black people' and you'd be called a racist piece of shit who should be killed.
So yeah fuck brownies, but it's not their fault they're the way they are. Foxes and their stripes and brown people and their colour. It's the fault of their handlers, white boomers too scared of them and jews manipulating them to be even more agressive towards whites.

>going through horrible break up
>pretty sure one of the major reasons was my normie Stacey girlfriend discovering my tabletop books and responding with immense disapproval when she realized what it was

I’m in agony right now and I miss her so much, is it really such a big deal that I play this gay nerdy pretend shit? Especially when I love her with my whole heart and buy her anything she wants.

can you guys make me feel better with some /tg/ stuff or advice? I feel like less than nothing right now. There were other issues in the relationship but I felt like that might have been the final straw to break the camels back. She even accused me of hiding this from her and manipulated me into dating her by not being upfront
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>>21279286
I’m white and so was she

>>21279288
I... I think you’re right. I think looking back I was a little clingy toward her and showed too much of weakness to her.
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>>21279387
Women who have no sympathy for weakness are just knives waiting to be buried in your back, and thus pretty fucking useless
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>>21279268
> woman
She never loved you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWt-uTLqz24

> is it really such a big deal that I play this gay nerdy pretend shit?
Fuck you too.
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>>21279376
People roleplaying as trads on fucking 4chan is the dumbest shit
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>>21279376
>I hold men who sleep around with as much contempt as I hold whores.
Nah.
If you hook up to get somethin', you just a ho.
If you hook up and don't get nothin', like a slut, you just a dumb ho.

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I want to write a poem for a girl but I have no idea what to say. Any of you poetfags here can help me out?
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Don’t
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>>21279413
Don't do it anon.
Even if she dug poetry, she would still call you on it.
>oh anon tell me more poetry right this second
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speak your truth. Start with what about her gets you hard and run with it
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>>21279413
Go for a walk in nature. See the sunrise/sunset in an isolated and beautiful place. Meditate. See what words come to you. They also don't need to make sense, they just need to sound nice together.

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Is it lying if you send someone a good picture of yourself but don't consistently look as attractive IRL?
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>>21279119
Nah it’s fine, but remember to sprinkle in some “real” photos of yourself too. You can’t upsell yourself thinking you can ride on that when you meet up.
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>>21279119
It is false truth ir u r male. That's just the way it is
/thread/ but jst kidding. More insight welcome.
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>>21279425
T. Drunk. If you cannot figure,,, ur the dummy.
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>>21279429
I stand pegged. How did u know?
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>>21279458
>>21279429
Anon. ?
You gave me the solution to the problem. You are obviously a drunken genius. You spelled it out and I only had to read?

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I've been in a long distance relationship with a girl from another country for about half a year. We really want to see each other but my mom doesn't trust me enough to let me travel to another country by myself. How do I convince her I'm mature and responsible enough to go see my girlfriend?
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>>21279410
how old are you? 15?
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>>21279410
When you’re 18 you can make your own decisions.

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> the only girls who are interesting to talk to are lesbians

How do I find a gf?

Pic unrelated

How do I stop very dark secrets from my past getting out? One person in particular knows about these secrets, but she swore she wouldn't tell anyone, but I also didn't believe her when she said that.
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>>21279200

Honestly, you have the power to make her look like a weirdo. If she spreads the secret to your mutual friends, deny it. Just act like shes saying that because you didnt want to be friends with her because she has a "lying" problem

Then she'll be ostracized
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>>21279171
These OP >>21279220 >>21279221 How bad? Sooner or later you're going to have to own up to it though like >>21279220 says
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>>21279171
https://discord.gg/CvTQ2Zz
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>he didn’t take his secrets to the grave
People already know dude, I guarantee it
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Depends on the secret if its embarassing then its w/e if its illegal then idk

>black anon here
>a week ago I announced that I was moving to a new suburb
>white girl says she wants to come over
>she will be living near me
>pretty obvious she wants to fuck
>we've flirted previously and she told me she loves "black stallions" implying that my dick is huge
>played it cool and went along with it

I'm going to disappoint her with my 5 inch dick aren't I? I don't know what the fuck to do
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>>21279159
Wise words anon
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Black with a small dick? You really got shafted this time round, didn’t you bud
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>>21279144
>black
>5 inches
Imagine
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>>21279144
Quality girl right there, you don't want to disappoint her.
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>>21279144
Man nigga. Ain't even that long but not even gonna read. Dick size is in the eye of the beholder. You are worried about jack shit.

T. White guy...

Go for it!!!


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