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I want to write a poem for a girl but I have no idea what to say. Any of you poetfags here can help me out?
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Don’t
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>>21279413
Don't do it anon.
Even if she dug poetry, she would still call you on it.
>oh anon tell me more poetry right this second
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speak your truth. Start with what about her gets you hard and run with it
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>>21279413
Go for a walk in nature. See the sunrise/sunset in an isolated and beautiful place. Meditate. See what words come to you. They also don't need to make sense, they just need to sound nice together.

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Is it lying if you send someone a good picture of yourself but don't consistently look as attractive IRL?
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>>21279119
Nah it’s fine, but remember to sprinkle in some “real” photos of yourself too. You can’t upsell yourself thinking you can ride on that when you meet up.
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>>21279119
It is false truth ir u r male. That's just the way it is
/thread/ but jst kidding. More insight welcome.
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>>21279425
T. Drunk. If you cannot figure,,, ur the dummy.
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>>21279429
I stand pegged. How did u know?
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>>21279458
>>21279429
Anon. ?
You gave me the solution to the problem. You are obviously a drunken genius. You spelled it out and I only had to read?

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I've been in a long distance relationship with a girl from another country for about half a year. We really want to see each other but my mom doesn't trust me enough to let me travel to another country by myself. How do I convince her I'm mature and responsible enough to go see my girlfriend?
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>>21279410
how old are you? 15?
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>>21279410
When you’re 18 you can make your own decisions.

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> the only girls who are interesting to talk to are lesbians

How do I find a gf?

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How do I stop very dark secrets from my past getting out? One person in particular knows about these secrets, but she swore she wouldn't tell anyone, but I also didn't believe her when she said that.
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>>21279200

Honestly, you have the power to make her look like a weirdo. If she spreads the secret to your mutual friends, deny it. Just act like shes saying that because you didnt want to be friends with her because she has a "lying" problem

Then she'll be ostracized
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>>21279171
These OP >>21279220 >>21279221 How bad? Sooner or later you're going to have to own up to it though like >>21279220 says
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>>21279171
https://discord.gg/CvTQ2Zz
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>he didn’t take his secrets to the grave
People already know dude, I guarantee it
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Depends on the secret if its embarassing then its w/e if its illegal then idk

>black anon here
>a week ago I announced that I was moving to a new suburb
>white girl says she wants to come over
>she will be living near me
>pretty obvious she wants to fuck
>we've flirted previously and she told me she loves "black stallions" implying that my dick is huge
>played it cool and went along with it

I'm going to disappoint her with my 5 inch dick aren't I? I don't know what the fuck to do
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>>21279159
Wise words anon
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Black with a small dick? You really got shafted this time round, didn’t you bud
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>>21279144
>black
>5 inches
Imagine
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>>21279144
Quality girl right there, you don't want to disappoint her.
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>>21279144
Man nigga. Ain't even that long but not even gonna read. Dick size is in the eye of the beholder. You are worried about jack shit.

T. White guy...

Go for it!!!

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I maybe fucking lost you and in the end i never really had you and neither did you have me because I wasnt man enough to talk to you even if you've called me cute. It's all my fault and you deserve better.

>pic unrelated
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What happened?
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>>21279145
I was and still am a pussy
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>>21279142
UNBESIEGT
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Embarassing

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I want to earn money, I'm 18, how to do that? what should I focus on? I do well at school at mathematic and english (I'm not from english-spoken country), does it count?
Inb4 monetize passion, I have no passion yet
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>>21277944
>>21278085
Economics is okay. Economic degrees are a dime a dozen for college graduates who don't know what to do with their life. Either that, or English, or psychology majors. Finance is a good degree, but you're risking getting a job in a tough market with software automating your job away, and markets crashing.
Before and while going to college, learn to manufacture some shit with decent profit margins or something you can outsource to. Create unique products and brands.
Oversimplified example but t-shirts. Whether that's yourself screen printing (shirts can be 80%+ profit) or making a website with your own unique brand outsourced to another company.
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2 ways:
1: University. Choose facultacy which is really demanded on the labour market. Engineers, informatics, finance and accountancy professionals are highly demanded and you can make pretty good money of it.

2: Get a blue collar profession and be an entrepreneur. Masonary, electrician or professions which are related to building industry can be really profitable (Especially here in the EU).
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>>21277944
Are you talking about a career or just an immediate job?

For career, find out what sort of preparation is necessary (university? trade school? apprenticeship? on-the-job training?) and start the process.

For an immediate job, step away from the computer, go outside, walk to what passes for "downtown" in your city, and then walk into EVERY SINGLE shop, office, restaurant, factory and ask if they're hiring.
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>>21277944
sell drugs. get prescribed antidepressants or painkillers or addys. if you a decent healthcare system and insurance you'll make bank off dumbass uni students, they'll cough up 15$ for a xan or addy.
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>>21277944
>https://www.surveyjunkie.com/
>https://www.paypal.com/us/home

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Simply put, I like this girl but she is cousin with my second cousins. So basically we don't share blood, but she's related to people I am related too. Is it fucked up or acceptable? We didn't grow up together btw. I don't want to make a move like a retard and potentially ruin everything.
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>>21278779
Too far removed. I'd say its alright and the majority of your family shouldn't have a problem with it
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>>21278779
Drunk as fuck here.. (typical /adv/ Anon) you wanna do it, doooo it!!!! You know what a pain in the ass it is to make all those exclamation points when drunk with ipad? Fuck all. Dudes can pack cum into other dudes and you cannot do your cousin's cousin? We ain't gonna fuck with you one bit about that. Live long and prosper. !!!!
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It’s fine.
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>>21279255
Lol I get what you mean. I mean we're not related by blood even slightly. It's just more about what the families think.
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>>21278765
Wtf.
Have you even talked to her about this yet?
Like is this even on the table to consider?

Does money get you pussy? And how do you game as a rich guy?
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>>21278320
Mony gets you a trophy wife. If that's what you want.
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>>21278320
Money let's you get access to places where there's lots of high quality women who are dtf. You still have to show up
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>>21278320
Only if you deploy it correctly. If you can't get laid without money, then having money probably isn't going to help much. The main thing money does is give you more resources to game girls (ex. throw parties, travel to different places so you can have a wider pool of girls to choose from, give girls unique experiences).

Seems like time is way more valuable than money in terms of getting top quality girls.

I've recently seen a few friends get really rich and go from average income levels to around millionaire status and it doesn't seem like the money specifically helped any of them.

They all had sex with more and better girls when they weren't rich / working so much.
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>>21278521
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it does if you're buying pussy. otherwise look at Notch for your answer

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I get this shocking pain in my heart or chest whenever someone mentions my ex boyfriend or he texts me. It's like from anxiety or a rush of some sort, has anyone else ever felt this? I dunno how normal this is.
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>>21279231
Suonds pretty normal to me. Seems like your ex just reminds you of some negative stuff
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>Get tang of anxiety from traumatic memory
>iS tHiS NoRmAL
Yes you (you) hungry thot
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>>21279231

OP was your ex abusive?? This is a sign of PTSD. You should cut your ex out of your life. Why is he still texting you???
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>>21279234
>>21279244
thank you, he never did anything wrong i just still have feelings for him and i'm still scared of messing up our friendship. we're currently on no contact but he'll msg ever so often to check up on me
>>21279236
LOL
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>>21279231
I'm glad he dumped you. Move on

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How to know if a girl is attracted to you?
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>>21279232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bi6TGu3H6A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjJ95E2IFWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JT_u7zlhuk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulUA2N2DS_o
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>>21279232
You're such an effeminate pussy. Maybe she likes you, but she likes only what she sees on the outside. Once she'll get to know your faggy, run to mommy internet for every little basic thing, you're toast. Have fun, dipshit

I was watching some romance movies, now I feel a huge urge to have romance with a girl, but I want to know, is this possible in reality or is it pure fantasy?
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>>21277165
Romance is possible. The feelings of euphoria are real. Generally speaking, though, they are not as constant and unwavering and the answer to all of life's problems that movies make them seem
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>>21278292
I see
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>>21277165

Honestly, romance is real. But it needs to be with a really really close friend. My boyfriend is my best friend. I think gay people have a better understanding of each other in our relationships. You like similar things, go through similar problems, etc.

My relationshop is straight out of a fantasy movie. We have been in love for 6 years and have lived together for 4. Im not even good looking. Most people would call me ugly, but my bf is often compared to Nick Jonas or Marky Mark.

Its possible OP. Im not sure i can say the same thing for straight relationships. But making your gym bro your lover is the best thing that can happen to a man
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>>21277165
Romance is as real as you make it. Shallow sex from a one night stand is incapable of real romance. But you need to look for a friend, before you look for a partner. Without a connection, relationships turn into what I previously stated.

Just get out there, and meet people. Do not start a relationship with the thought of having sex, but rather seek courtship in a long term form.

And gay relationships between men are more strenuous because of conflicting dominance, hence why they mostly end in breakups.
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>>21279391
>But you need to look for a friend, before you look for a partner
It's hard for me to make a female friend, because the common interests I find more in men, and also with women I would fall into friendzone

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I've been thinking about getting plants so that I can... well... talk to it because I have no one else to. I plan on starting simple so that I don't kill any of them off by being an autist, any suggestions/recommendations?
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buy small land near you. Start to grow whatever is in season. Being farmer is most ultimate happiness.
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>>21279210
>>21279213
pure, this is goals. i want so many plant babies. i have a peach tree in my back yard and am excited to make preserves and wine and other goods with it.
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>>21279210

Mini strawberry plants are REALLY hard to kill, especially the ones meant for indoors.

how do i overthrow the philippine government and establish a constitutional monarchy?
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>>21278793
Stop posting here go back to shilling Jollibee on /ck/
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>>21278899
This. I miss the Jollibee™ threads
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>>21278793
>>21278839
>>21278840
>>21278899
>>21278942
Brah. Just join the CPP/NPA/NDF. If you reestablish the monarchy you'll just end up with another Duterte.
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>>21278793
>revolting against the government
>to put a fucking king on the throne

This might be the very definition of cucked politics.
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>>21278793
By starting a movement to get the Philippines reintegrated into Spain as an associated state. That way you'll have an european passport and a constitutional monarchy, all in one!


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