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So I guess the blotter will have no new announcements this year...
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>mfw no blotter posts between July 2009 and April 2014

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watch my chocolate milk for me pls
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>>88618
yes I thought it would help
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>>88615
I DRINK YOUR MILK
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>>88616
whats in the envelope
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>>88623
chocolagte milk
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>>88638
only a litl bit though

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This new video demonstrates how governments support and fight against their enemies simultaneously. Guaranteed to red pill you.

https://hpub.org/usa-really-presents-build-em-up-to-take-em-down/

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hey

you poopin in here?
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hey
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>>85631
Go away doggo, shoo!
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Only if u gon sniff it bitch
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I'm probably revealing myself as a twitter person here, but does anyone remember that video of a kid climbing under a toilet stall.

real VIP hours
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>>85637
But Anon, it's only 12pm!
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>>85638
it's always real VIP hours
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>>85637
fren
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Cool pic
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nice

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5 FOOT 6 MALE
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>>81302
My nigger.

6' 8"
180lbs
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>>87449
Go eat a fucking sandwich right now
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>>81185
genetic legacy is overrated biologically conditioned bullshit

men of knowledge leave a legacy that cannot be forgotten or erased
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>>87463
this
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>6'3" (193cm)
>280lbs (~70kg)
Feels okay, but not really since I want to be a short, twinky trap.

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Boobs or butts?
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I love both but I don't think I could live without ass, its much better to have a nice, plump ass to grab when you're getting intimate, much better ergonomically.
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I don't know; you tell me, OP.
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>>65888
Booty
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Fully functional uterus.

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ATTENTION RETARDS
Go here and put in your info then you may resume shitposting on both sites
https://sys.4channel.org/auth
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>>87482
thank elf
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>>88592
why bump?

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How much dumb shit are you throwing away money on every month?

>apps
>websites/porn
>patreon/creator donations
>lootcrate type shit
>video streaming
>video game subscriptions/micro purchases
free space:
>amazon prime
bonus points:
>auto-ship reoccurring orders (eg coffee, etc)
>actual print-media subscriptions

You are covered in ticks, my fellow paypigs
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>>86489
Netflix
Hulu w/o commercials + HBO and Showtime
Amazon Prime + Starz and Shudder
Youtube Red
Over a dozen 3D porn artists on Patreon
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test
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>>87995
damn, there goes my 2014 account.
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>>86489
2 WoW accounts
Occasional red bull
Steak burrito at the gas station
Spicy V8
Rot gut $10 a handle Vodka
3.6 metric shittons of Keystone light (kek. Today is my birthday. I bought a keg ;)
Unlimited 4g for 2 phones. Came as a package with landline and dish network that we have had for ovee 2 years and never even hooked it up.
Ammo. My childhood friend moved back home. He likes killing animals and i just like shooting random non living shit
Shasta cans of pop and blanks for my AR-15 beer can launcher
Occasional meal at a restaurant
Random shit for projects.
Cucked myself for $250 yesterday. I can't fit under my house to repair a drain line and move the drain about a foot to match my new shower pan. I fixed it twice and tested it. Mutherfucker wont drain and 2 inches of water will overflow into my bathroom. Tired of fucking with it. I can replumb the new shower, throw the sides up, make a sink cabinet, and plumb the sink myself.

Then we get to move...
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>>86489
Netflix (I don't use it that often)
Xbox live (I barely ever play online)
5ch premium (I haven't posted on there in ages)
Vending machines at work (probably more than everything else combined)
Occasional manga volume (about 4 bucks plus 8 for shipping)

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Tell me your hopes and dreams for 2019
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>>88527
Going to try and learn Japanese. Don't want to think about the future too much beyond that.
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>>88527
I wish I was loved.
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>>88527
to buy a 4chan pass

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How do you feel about public displays of affection, /vip/?
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>>88029
should have called the police on them degenerates
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>>88311
>also higher the proportion of males involved
huh?
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>>88011
I enjoy getting free live softcore pornography.
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>>88011
>How do you feel about public displays of affection, /vip/?
"god i wish it were me"

I find it pretty pathetic that I can't use my pass on both 4chan and 4channel. Is this some scam to make people buy one for each? If I switch from one board to the other it'll tell me IP is in use, yeah no shit in use by me, and then I have to wait about 15 minutes for your stupid shit to reset.

There was a time right after you 4chan/ell people did this that it worked for both but for some reason you killed that off.

So... any suggestions from fellow pass holders? Or is 4ch wasting my time?
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>>87974
I tried that and it's bullshit. My simple solution would be to issue secondary passes, the primary for 4chan and the secondary for 4channel.

What are these people going to do when passes start expiring, do a scam operation to sell two passes? I'm pretty good at detecting bullshit and this seems like bullshit.
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>>88528
... make them both expire at the same time. It's a done deal but what about new ones? More bullshit?
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>>87974
Thanks for the suggestion, but the point of buying a pass in the first place was to not deal with bullshit like waiting 15 minutes, which becomes 20 minutes and this and that. It works after an hour or so but that's complete and total bullshit. These 4c people need to get their act together.
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>>87955
mine works fine on both
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Mine works on both.

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>∧,,∧  ……
> (;`・ω・)
> /   o━ヽニニフ)
> しー-J
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I am a homosexual. /人 人\
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>>87332
same teebeedesu

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chanpass is running out and the yids only taking funny money crypto. how much funding will they lose before 4dead?

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/vip/ fucking give me life and post literally anything
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>>83387
more pls
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>>83375
learn some history friend
it's really fun when you get the spicy stuff
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>>84247
I guess that's what you'd call "living on the edge".
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