This is a slow board
Lisa is a slow game
>>65854For you.
there is no point in this board existing
this is nice board
>>66186this is ok board
https://youtu.be/t-5_zoEsY6cReally exercises the old eggplant.
>>66176This the first time I have ever heard someone say that about /vip/
>>65854https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43zOwm34hqQ&index=2&list=FLvZF6vXG8sUutyCraNL49TQ
boump
Indeed my pupil.
keep my thread alive plEase
>>68485Okay.
yeah
>>65854It's not that slow...
>>689224u
>>65854Faggot
>>69983that's rude
my thread is still up
>>66176Spiderposting is the only reason I need.
>>72451
boomp
>>65854we have nothing in common except forking over 20 dollars why should anyone be here in the first place?
>>72454
>>73312
>>73313
>>73317
>>73325
You might want to call an ambulance for the arachnophobic anon with the severed foot.
>>73358Pls stop stomping on arachnidbro
>>73410We're gonna cut down the shpider shtompinz.
>>73413
>>65854Test
>>73358
I like what my thread is turning into.
>>73425I'd like it more if there were less spiders.
>>73434We will defeat the spider menace
>>65854Just bought a pass, Test.. (woohoo no more captchas)
>>73435No. Sipders fr lyfe
I'm just gonna leave this here.
Because everyone is a poorfag.
Let us put aside these spider wars to enjoy a merry Christmas together /vip/
i'm going to the bank next week to set up a savings account...i won't be poor forever!
>>66368I have to play this game. Thanks, fellow /vip/er.
It used to be faster.
>>74007I hope everyone had a merry Christmas.I was able to get more frames done for "There Will Be Blood". The version with sound can be found here...>>>/wsg/2037591
I like this board
>>74462better than dealing with the bullshit "select a car until all images are gone" captchas
spiders are spoopy
keep my thread alive for a year pls
>>75217
>paying money for this
>>75886More like paying to not have to deal with the stupid "select all street signs" captchas
>>73423>>73413>>73419>>73410>>73358>>73325>>73317go back to /pol/
S-S-SAVED
>>75892Or be able to use VPNs AND not have to play the reCAPTCHA "find all instances of this bullshit" game.
spiders are gay
>>66666
If we speed up our metabolism, body and mind up 100x then maybe this board will seem like the others. Sure, from our prospective we'll die 100x faster, that'll suck, but we'll die smiling because of a super concentration of /vip/ posting goodness.
>>65854Just got here, how can I stay?
>>77176Post one time a month just like everyone else does.
bi-weekly bump
>>77822>14 days agolooks like it's THAT TIME AGAIN
>>77200B-But, I post here almost everyday.
>>78455Then keep my thread bumped for me friend thanks
>>78866peep for days nerd
>4 more months until my thread is one year oldI'm a proud father
>>73413I wish I could understand the thought process that goes to creating something like this
>>79780spiders. what more is there?
Bump. Not much longer till my thread reaches a year.
>>80297Almost forgot about my thread. Oops.
>>79780It was from The Great Spider War of 2017. We decided on a truce for xmas, and the war just never stated back up.
>>80674>15 days without bumping my threadGoddamn how has it been 15 days already? Why is time moving so fast /VIP/? It's already been almost a year since I first made this thread.
>>81035no... nooooo
>>65854Very
When my thread reaches 1 year I'll tell /vip/ about how the last year of my life has been.
>>81433Pretty uneventful i bet.I mean, you're here.
>>81438Actually it's been pretty eventful anon.
Not much longer my dudes.
almost a year. I spent it all in bed.
>>81433Bumping for this story...
Happy one year to my thread /vip/.I'm not gonna post a long story but here's some highlights from this past year.>hit rock bottom, decided to make changes>started getting /fit/, lost 100lbs>figured out what i wanted to do with school, finished an associates, transferred to university>cat died>got qt gf, had sex, broke up with her because autism>sorta almost killed myself but not really>experimented with new hobbies such as sculpting and skating>hooked up with crazy girl, the sex was good but she is mentally unhinged>almost became a 4chan janitor but decided not to go through with itThose are just a few highlights, nothing too major. But my life has changed alot since I made this thread, I'm moving in a positive direction.How's your year been /vip/?
>25 days without bumping>still aliveBased slow /VIP/
>>82284>Started working at the beginning of the year>garage burned down on the second>fuck around at school until I get kicked out after spring semester>still working>start going to co-workers parties after work, pretty fun>started posting more on /vg/>join discord that branched off from /vg/ thread because autists don't like us>now thread's slower and they're tsundere for us>started browsing /soc/ at the encouragement of discord friend in same state>got dick sucked, sucked another anon off, was pretty alright>becoming less awkward and talking to people morePretty much all that's happened, the important stuff.
>>82284vaguely interesting post I read it but
thatz cuz no one wants to get embarrassed posting shit posts in front of their best mates in the world anon.
>>81968Epic
how about that weather, /vip/?
>>66176this
i'm depressed
>>75901
Still alive, unfortunately
Happy new years /vip/.This year my thread will turn 2 years old. Can you believe it? Time flies huh.
>20 days without bumping>only page 4is /vip/ getting slower?
>>65854Not as slow as me, faggoy
Don't forget me, /vip/
looks like we can buy passes without meme coins again, now I can keep bumping my thread
depression bumpo
>>89693feeling motivated now
trips. this thread needs to die already.
>>90111nice trips. i want my thread to last 2 years though anon
>>90112i doubt i can make 193 posts in under 127 days so you're probably safe.
I've been samefagging for almost 2 years.Please like this post
>>90533good effort!
>>90537Thanks anon! Take a like!
i don't remember the last 5 months of my life /vip/
bumping
>>90533Checked. I want this thread to live on.
I only have 3 semesters on uni left /VIP/do you think my thread will last until I graduate?
>>72451niggers
anti-spider bump
>>92135Pro spider bump
>>91768Kumonga wills it.
living slow life
9 days until the two year anniversary of my thread
happy two years /vip/, here's to another year of being stuck in this eternal hell
just now renewed my pass oops
uni sucks
>>65854>posting on a two years old post jesus christ. what am I doing with my life
i'm still alive /vip/
alive
>>65854the person that made this could be dead
>>94820based anon bumping my thread for me>>94822nope not dead yet
drunk depressed bump
sober depressed bump
hello again /vip/
>>88911that spider looks frenchdisgusting
bump again
bimpo
>>66176what the fuck
Happy 1000 days!
bump old thread
wow, 3 years man.
>>97384time flies man, just two more months. it's been a weird 3 years for me
>>65854wow bro.
less than 2 months left till 3 years
>>65854
>>65854hello from the future
pretty lame summer so far /vip/
>>65854Which makes it a good board.
20 days till this thread's birthday
>>65854This is the fastest board on the planet, but it's incredible speed only makes it APPEAR slow to the untrained eye.
Almost time.
Bump
3 days left!
op here hishiromoot please resolve your beef with paypal or whatever, I don't wanna use buttcoin to renew my pass
I don't know if my pass expires or not tomorrow, but I don't have the cash to renew it at the moment, so happy birthday to my thread /vip/
happy birthday, 3 years a /vip/!
>>99801forgot to do my 3 year flex
when the fuck does my pass expire
>>65854A VERY important slow board.
>>100047still going
How do I /since4pass?/since4pass
>>100521oh nooo
yes
>>65854bump
>>94822i posted this almost a year ago man if only i knew what a shit year it would be :^)
>>103038
Vroom vroom
>>103334Neat
>>65854Posting in this legendary thread
no
>>103334I haven't posted in this thread before but I too have graduated college and got a godly job in the time since it was made. The flow of time is terifying. Also if you're reading this post play Space Station 13.
>>104890get a hobby my duder
It took me 4 years to post this because of my slow upload speed but I just wanted to let everybody know op is a faggot
>>73312>>73313>>73317>>73325>>73358Is there a name for this?Drawing battles?I remember there was a site in which people would do this with mechs and stuff
>>103334 good job anon
>>65854SAVED
>>108502Yes
I miss her
>>110194They email you in advance in a smart business move of what is called advertising you their product.
>>65854Bump
>imagine not chipping in to support hiroshimoot
I finally get to post in this board. I feel special.
>>65854>click on the stupid banner of /vip/>end up here>see this post>see it's from 2017>"This is a slow board"Yeah, that's an understatement.
>>65854I like board
Slow poke
>>66176test
>>113283
>>75217to hear audio filesdownload tampermonkeyinstall this script by clicking the green buttonhttps://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player
>>113483
>>113484
>>113485
to acces the settings for the 4chan sounds player, scroll top or bottom should say [Sounds] next to [Settings], click sounds and a window will pop up.If you click the arrow that points down, a couple options will appear. Player, Tools, Settings and ThreadsTools allows you to create your own sound files and post them. If you like it, you can save it and then post again some other time.Don't let /gif/ and /wsg/ hold audio hostage!
ocean mantake me by the handlead me to the landthat you understand
>>65854Thread resurrection
>>113755
slooooow down
>>114154I'm glad we're here together in these three separate moments - you make your post, I make my reply, and you see my post - and I wouldn't trade it for anything else :3
/t/ is almost as slow. back in the good old days /t/ would have threads up for five years. /vip/ is the last true "slow" board.
B.Y.S
This is a good thing.
i feel like i'm writing on the ruins of the internet
>>116985you are
>>116641woohoo!
>>65854>07/25/17wow it really is
>>118102i've been here since 2010it's only become worsei keep on telling myself I need to leave but I have nowhere else to go
this is a nice board
i forgot this board exists but i might as well use it at least once while i have my pass
impressive
Holy shit 2017!!! Is this the oldest board still up
This nice thread
>>118371Nah, /po/ has one from 2016.
>>119087Thanks anon.>>118371>>119138Here's a list of every board with its oldest thread creation date as of today, courtesy of my tism. This thread is one of 4 left from the 2010s.
what even is this boardi can draw??
>>104232Weird to notice my own post from so long ago. I wonder what I'll be doing the next time I check this thread.Today I will post Bocchi.>>104890I hope you're doing well, anon. I'm having kind of a rough time of it right now too, but I think things will get better eventually.
>>65854nice
renewed not too long ago. obligatory poast.
Is this the oldest thread on 4chan?
>>65854That was a good song, I preferred the in-game version over the OST version.
just masturbated
>>65854lol, my bike tire is NEVER gonna go flat, kek
bump
Hey
>>121999hello anon, nice trips. checked.
don't die on me
>>122346I reversed image searched this cause it made me kind of horny, only to see you posted it to embed it in /vt/. Confirmed mod post in my thread, nice.
bumpity bump bump
not sure how much longer I want to keep this thread alive bump
eeeeeehhh bump
>>65854almost as slow as joe
hey fagswhy do i suddenly have to type captchas when I make a report? reauthenticating didn't work and my normal non-captcha posting hasn't been disrupted
>>75217>5 years agoit seems like you've won...
it's perfect
This is a slow burning torch.
>>120908i just renewed too
>>123970i renewed this one actually, my original one
>>65854six years a /vip/
>back to page one from page ten without postingsomeone's trying to keep me here forever it seems
Posting in the oldest thread on /vip/!
you're delusional OP
>>125537You may have a point.
testing
OP here, just renewed to make this post. I debated whether or not to post this but fuck it might as well since I've put this much effort into keeping my thread alive thus far.This will be my last post ITT, I don't care to keep it alive anymore. 4chan, and the internet as a whole, disappoints me and I'm aiming to disconnect and learn to live a properly fulfilling life beyond it. Best of luck to each anon that's posted ITT, as well as to the mystery mod that seems to want to keep it alive as much as I did.Keep it alive, or don't, doesn't matter to me anymore. Wishing you all the best, good luck in life. OP out.
Joe will never be the same
Less than 50 posts left until this thread kicks the bucket. Will it make it to 7 years?>>126020Was it worth it, anon?>the internet as a whole disappoints meAccording to your deleted posts, there's a lot more to your disappointment. I hope you find purpose, but no need to act like a faggot.
>>658544u
I should browse here more often!~
>>65854>2017 we have to go back
>>66186>>66357It seems peaceful.