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If I get an erection and then a lightsaber cuts off my dick will it stay erect? The lightsaber automatically cauterizes the wound so the blood cant escape.

And if it did stay erect for how long would it be like that?
it depends on how fast the saber is going
It'll stay erect.
until you're mum sucked it off

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Why dont you work for google?
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>now straight A-ing
Oh wow, how impressive. American undergrads are a joke kek
Yes, it's almost impossible for a white male to get a job at google.

I want to be my own boss instead of being a wage slave
god damn that's a rare pepe thanks
I don't work for the bad guys

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>reading textbook
>have to read through several irrelevant proofs and hand waving to get to examples
>finally get to examples
>examples are always something completely irrelevant to the real world
>real examples are given in the exercises
>answer booklet only available to instructors
>inb4 its meant to test your understanding
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>irrelevant proofs
>real world
Examples are supposed to provide intuition for concepts and motivate definitions, not to tell you where they are applied. You're sounding like an engineering major taking a first course in topology.
>i want to memorize how to turn the crank
>answer booklet only available to instructors
Literally what's the point of giving a babby problem solution sheet to an actual math Phd?
so that they don't have to waste their time solving ez examples

What ideas do you have for alternate ecospheres?
Its always the same shit
Planet sized expansions of Biospheres on Earth or recolors of planets we already know
>Desert Planets
>Ice Planets
>Swamp planets
>Ocean Planet
>Skyworlds/Gas Giants etc.

What do you guys have any other ideas?
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Cavernous planet
Mud planet. Only specialised mud troopers would be deployed here.
Junji Ito story where a giant asshole planet comes to the solar system and creates problems.
You don't think a tidally locked planet could exist because there'd be winds? What the fuck?

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What would make all the seismographs in the US go off at the same time?

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Volcanic activity. I hope america gets what it deserves

A nuclear weapon test
Earthquakes can be picked up by seismographs thousands of kilometers away.
If I had to guess, this

Why do so many people dislike CS degrees?
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my bp is raising just from reading this stupid pasta
Literally proving my point here >>10317659
See everyone? It's just envy. The only way they can hope to justify their life choices is to make shit up.
show me a CS curriculum that requires abstract algebra, control theory, pde or topology.
god I love this pasta
See >>10317625

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Hi 4chan. I'm here to talk about two circuit component inventions of mine, the Biode and Transratiometer. These inventions are silicon or semiconductor based logical processing elements, which are capable of reducing computer circuit complexity to 1/2 the original number of parts. In addition, computers may become up to 2x as fast and efficient by implementing these technologies. Check out the circuit diagrammes I've rewritten and talked about in my scientific paper.

These devices can be made the same way as diodes and transistors, for the biode and transratiometer respectively, as p/n, n/p/n junctions. Simply put, I promise you they are produced equivalently to diodes and transistors - just with a different number of outputs.

I have produced halfway functional models by modifying transistors and diodes, but I do not have the laboratory to produce real models. I come here today to look for research partners or sponsorship.

Here's the paper:


P.S. A lot of my circuit diagrammes use resistors in the schematics, but as modern computers do not use resistors so often anymore, but rather have diodes doing the work of the resistor, they can be substituted with diodes in my schematics and the reduction of parts and function remains the same.
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a resistor raises the initial voltage needed to obtain the same voltage after...
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>a resistor raises the initial voltage needed to obtain the same voltage after...
is this real life? if you are OP then you already know you need to seek help. if you aren't, then you do as well
>minusing a number raises the amount you need to add to the difference to obtain the number you originally had
>this means that minusing something actually increases a number hurr durr
semantics 100/100
The transratiometer knows its potential at all times. It knows this because it knows where the potential isn't. By subtracting its potential from not its potential, or its non potential from its potential, whichever is greater - it obtains a halving or split. The doping subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective currents to drive the transratiometer from a potential where it is to a potential where it isn't, and arriving at a potential that it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is is now the position that it wasn't, and if follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a voltage. The voltage being the difference between where the potential is and where it wasn't. If voltage is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the biode. However, the biode must also know where it was. The transratio transfer characteristics works as follows: Because a voltage has modified some of the information that the transratiometer has obtained, it is not sure just what it is. However, it is sure what it isn't, within reason, and it knows what it was. It now subtracts where the potential should be from where it wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called output.
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mfw i realized the biode is really a 10 ton missle defence system from the reagan era

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are there any practical means of non-rocket space launch from earth?
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You could also build a lot of houses with the money spent on building and maintaining roads
The ring is for rapidly getting large sums of cargo to and from earth, it's value is as a peice of infrastructure
If we can discover the how and why of gravity, we might be able to create a gravity-based drive system, essentially a reactionless thruster. But even if possible it likely won't happen in our lifetime.
I'm personally a big fan of the Bifrost. A combination of magnetic accelerators and beamed propulsion.


The major problem with it I've found is that its very energy hungry.
>The ring is for rapidly getting large sums of cargo to and from earth

Yeah, because you want to build space stations, bases on the moon, etc. e.g. a self-sufficient space economy that can grow based on exploiting ressources found in space. However, the orbital ring itself is so enormously expensive to build that you can just build the space economy itself with rockets directly, at which point you would no longer need an orbital ring to launch gigantic amounts of payload into space.
Rings are long term investments, you pay a sum now and make your money back through cost reductions going forward
Rockets are good short term, but will always have their cost attached to fuel, including the creation and storage of the fuel
An orbital ring however needs only energy to function
Rockets can handle things for another decade, but further than that will need something better for getting off world
Habitats being able to be built are irrelevant, this isn't a video game where we can only queue one building at a time, we can do both at once
nor is it something that requires the complete dedication of the entirety of earth's industrial capability forever, specialization exists, the equipment and personnel needed for a ring are likely to be a fair bit different from what we need for an O'Neil cylinder

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Do I have to make pretty pictures for my paper? Can I, like, just use microsoft paint and handwrite all that stuff?

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>herd immunity
Moar liek nerd immunity.
More like
>turd community
aka 4chan
>essential oils

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Is there such thing as a quantum information layer in the universe?
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>he isn't tapped into the quantum akashic records
Google quantum photosynthesis experiments.
Thanks for the Bibble png

The results of his medical examination have shown that Chris Hadfield has the body of a 80 year old man.
Yikes...don’t spent so much time in space next time

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Hi! Vsauce, Michael here.
What's the most interesting topic I can somehow make boring as fuck? That's a big question, but to answer it, we'll have to start at the beginning.
Let's take a trip to my sweaty, hairy arsehole...
Top tier comedy anon, I’m bumping this thread so everyone can enjoy this fine humor of yours!

Okay, I need help. Say you have 2 immortal observers. Let’s say, a robot and a zombie. The robot is orbiting a black hole and will orbit the black hole forever. He is watching the zombie falling into the black hole and approach the event horizon. Meanwhile the zombie is recording his descent into the black hole with a video camera.

The zombie gets closer and closer to the event horizon and as he does the zombie is recording. The robot sees the zombie slow down. The zombie sees the robot and the universe speed up until the zombie passes the event horizon.

A septillion years later the black hole evaporates due to Hawking radiation and the zombie and robot compare notes. What the fuck happened? What the fuck do each observe about the experience the other has.

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what does influence percentage of men who have offspring? more monogamy= higher percentage of men who have offspring? picrel semirelated
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there is no space for individualism there so nerds stop being nerds because they are bullied for being nerds more than white nerds are bullied by whities
Or maybe because Africa is full of dum dum like you
not an argument
t. dum dum
See >>10318113

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