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Cashiers of /ck/. Do you ever judge customers on their purchases? Say if they were buying two bottles of Steel Reserve every day, would you think much of it? Or would you simply be on autopilot and not give a fuck? Asking for a friend.
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>Cashiers of /ck/. Do you ever judge customers on their purchases?
I used to work night shift at a gas station counter, and no I couldn't give a shit what you bought. There was one guy though that I could tell was pretty self conscious about how often he came to buy beers. We shot the shit regularly and he even introduced me to a radio station that I listen to every day on the way to and from work. He was a nice fellow.

Alternatively, when I see niggers walking in with their food stamp card and buying even $20 of snacks, I would add my own items in the middle of the purchase because I know you aren't checking that shit. I used to get "free" lunch almost every day because these people would buy a SHITload of food. The highest bill I saw was $80 and I ate well that day. Always check your receipts even if you pay cash.
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>>12806739
Anon, dont shame cashiers. If everyone went to college to be a doctor, you wouldn’t have grocery store employees, trashmen, electricians, truck drivers, or any other job. You should appreciate them. Without them, society crumbles.
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>>12806903
What? You’re a fatass judging other fatasses? Lmao you fuckin hypocrite. You didn’t just magically get fat, you did the same thing they did. They just haven’t hit the tipping point like you did.
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>>12801982
if you spit it out after it loses flavor you could go through a whole pack during one episode of storage wars
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>>12806497
I have a feeling that everything in the bottom half of the screen could be bought at Aldi's for 5 dollars. I bet the hipster piece of leaf in the top right costed $20 alone. Shop smart, sacrifice on luxuries and choose cheap spinach over the overpriced hipster-leaf of the month, or starve.

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I used to not like swiss cheese but now I like it for some reason.
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Sneed
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formerly cheddar

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How to piss off /ck/ taco editon.

Ground beef
McCormick taco seasoning
Bagged shredded cheese
Flour tortillas
Sour cream
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>>12805106
kys
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>>12808319
OP is latinxo, you fucking bigot.
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>>12808517
>he thinks latinx watch baskets

Lol nice try cuck.
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>>12808467
Know how I know you're in middle school?
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>>12808517
>OP is a subhuman
FTFY

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You are on death row and asked what your final meal is. What is it /ck/?
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I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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Posin puffer fish I guess so I can die before getting executed
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>>12805757
Vinegar, baking soda and a few drops of red food coloring.
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>>12805757
Barack Obama's brain with scrambled eggs.
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Pic related.

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Hey /ck/ I'm fasting for 30 days and want to include something nice on the last day of my refeed. Since dry aging fits the bill, what should I dry age?
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>>12808524
I fast too but only for a few days to clean my shit pipe out so my grindr hookups don't get feces penis.
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>>12808524
salmon

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How should I prepare this if all I have is a non stick pan. Should I just pat it dry with paper towel, rub salt and pepper and let it sear and sit a few minutes each side on medium-high heat?
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>>12803418
isnt tritip tough? maybe pound it out and dip it in batter. shallow fry that sumbitch. yahooo.
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>>12803621
>skin-on fries
>ketchup or something like that
>mozzarella sticks
>medium, not too rare
Absolutely based and exactly how I'd eat it.
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>>12805400
Think of them as small, well-marbeled eye of round. Cut thin and it'll be tender enough.
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>>12803418
>all I have is a non stick pan
dude you can get a lodge cast iron for $9 at walmart and give it a good sear.
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>>12803418
Cum in it. No not on. In. Fuck that steak until you bust a load in it and then fry it up.

>salted caramel

What kind of faggotry is this?
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>>12807361
That's toffee though
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>>12807389
Based
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>>12807389
>>12807901
>>12807916
If I wanted a woman's opinion, I would have asked for it.
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>>12808498
Not their fault you're mentally handicapped.
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>>12807361
>waaaahhh stop liking what I don't like

What does this taste like?
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>>12807600
You're welcome.
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>>12807381
Her thing was opossum stew. Squirrel was still quite common fare for the Beverly Hillbillies audience so the joke would have fallen flat.
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>>12805248
Like rat
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>>12807024
pretending to be thick isn't really good trolling anymore. it still works but it's gay. just fyi, you came off really gay in all this
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>>12806234
Pigeons are like fortune cookies with wings

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Foods that your lazy boomer parents threw in your lunchbox because they didn't give a fuck about you.
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>>12806902
I was a smelly too. Didn't have dryer so all clothes had to be hung up around the house and would invariably smell sour and like whatever food was being cooked.
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>>12805208
The ones with walnuts are superior in every way to these.
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>>12806763
>cheese log
>a slice of American Cheese sliced into quarters and stacked on top of one another
This is super depressing, sorry anon
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>"lazy boomer parents" who "didn't give a fuck about you"
>packing you lunches and paying for single-serving wrapped snacks
Pick one, you privileged swine.
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>>12805219
pretty interesting. thanks for the information.

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Why don't you enjoy a cup of calming jasmine tea?
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>>12806590
everything gives you prostate cancer.
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>>12806563
my man
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>>12806446
Yes. What about it?
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>>12806446
what is the synergy between l-theanine and caffeine aka "tea drunk"?
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busy drinkan oolong

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screw you /ck/

You told me not to break my spagghetti, now look what happened
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>>12807971
It’s always Pasta this and wine that. No pride in anything else because food is all they think they have on the world. Their healthcare is atrocious, they don’t stop for emergency vehicles and often run them off the road, they’re all wifebeaters and shitty poor people. The one thing I liked when I went there was a topless beach. Some pastawhore showed off her jibblies and we shagged behind a dumpster
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>>12805784
I hate this piece of shit anime so god damn much
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>>12807824
>The more salt you add, the longer it takes for the water to boil.
We're talking seconds. If you wait for the water to boil first, and salt the water before adding the pasta, the water will boil again in like 15-20 seconds.
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>>12807952
I don't know why the hell it would boil faster and that guy is stupid, but arguing about the 15 second difference of water raising one degree Fahrenheit is autistic.
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>>12805790
Fucking Kek.

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What's your favorite food related YouTuber, /ck/? Mine's KBDProductionsTV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyEnhI3tA_c
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>>12807483
>first bookmark is quickbooks
lol
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>>12807483
Uncut&Raw has a different meaning where I'm from.
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>>12803516
what fucking kind of loser has tantrums over pickles?
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>>12803516
Tax scum

How does everyone feel about Rueben pizza?
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I made one once and it was fucking delicious.
>mfw I went to get a picture and realized I never took one
fuck

I used thousand island as the sauce and swiss as the cheese, and topped it with chunks of real corned beef (not lunch meat) and saurkraut. Caraway would have been a good touch, I'll do that next time.

>>12804680
You're an insufferable and small-minded faggot.

>>12804800
Nonsense. There are plenty more things to put on pizza if you aren't an insufferable, small-minded faggot.
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I just discovered a local place with a huge crazy pizza menu. Never heard of Reuben pizza before but they got it and a lot of other weird shit.
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>>12804667
Fuck you kike I’ll eat what I want
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>>12804680
And what was the intended concept of pizza supposed to be? Did you know concepts can evolve over time and incorporate new ideas spurring innovation?
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>>12804667
Fuck off rat faced puke

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peak oreo
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>>12808370
Oar-e-oh
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>>12808367
>6'9"
>245 lbs.
bro those are twink stats lmao.
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>>12802214
Can we all atleast agree that doublestuff is flavorless garbage tier?
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>>12808212
A weapon to surpass metal gear
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>>12805000
those taste like a fucking yankee candle

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Have you ever eaten two corn dogs at the same time? I've heard that it's a lot of fun.
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>>12808405
Peel your lips back and snip it like a horse. I do that with bananas. You really don't need to create a seal with your lips. That accomplishes absolutely nothing.
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Tenshi a shit
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>>12808417
I shove the whole thing in my mouth and let the breading with the sauce on top hit the back of my throat. sometimes i gag a little. I pull the corndog back out the where the sauce was, I call this the tip of the corndog, then I bite into the battered goodness and feel the hot dog juice spurt against the back of my throat.
bliss.
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>>12808417
gay
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>>12807753
get a hobby


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