[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / asp / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / wsr / x] [Settings] [Search] [Home]
Settings Home
/ck/ - Food & Cooking

4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
06/20/16New 4chan Banner Contest with a chance to win a 4chan Pass! See the contest page for details.
[Hide] [Show All]

Please consider donating to help the victims of the KyoAni studio fire: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-kyoani-heal

[Catalog] [Archive]

File: Finders Keepers.webm (2.89 MB, 352x640)
2.89 MB
2.89 MB WEBM
61 replies and 33 images omitted. Click here to view.
You sound mad, did someone hurt you?
File: kidgetsrekt.webm (1.35 MB, 400x400)
1.35 MB
1.35 MB WEBM
this is my favorite reddit meme
Would you have said the same if it were a balsamic glaze?

File: betty-the-cashier.jpg (35 KB, 550x413)
35 KB
>enter casual dining establishment
>person at the counter is ugly
>leave without purchasing
>leave negative YELP review
I'm paying for the experience- why would a business think this shit's okay?
4 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.
Only ugly people are overly offended by ugly people. Fact.
Untrue. I've known countless pretty people who hate ugly people. You, however, are very likely assfuckingly ugly as you are offended by anyone hating ugly people.

Personally, I don't discriminate. I hate everyone equally.
Whatever helps u sleep at night ugly
Not ugly. Just average.
>not liking the ugly is sociopathic
sounds like something an ugly person would say.

Money is unfortunately at an all time low and I'm having to really cut back on my spending on groceries. For the past couple weeks I've been buying lentils and rice in bulk and pretty much exclusively eating that. Anyone have some tips and tricks on recipes and meal ideas when you must be frugal?
Buy a gun a make a suicide-sandwich
Just get ingredients that can be cross utilized to make a bunch of different things.

Roasted veg, dal, egg, pancetta and rice

File: fivegoat.jpg (127 KB, 660x400)
127 KB
127 KB JPG
Do Euros really do this when they come to America?

53 replies and 8 images omitted. Click here to view.
seriously fuck that guy
File: 1553198132430.webm (2.75 MB, 640x360)
2.75 MB
2.75 MB WEBM
do americans really do this when they come to europe?
File: 1563386329295.png (342 KB, 473x475)
342 KB
342 KB PNG
It's good, ill be going there today now that I saw this thread
File: 1506189655202.jpg (41 KB, 466x566)
41 KB
>we're full
you were full 200lbs ago, but that didn't stop you then.
>Go to America
>Eat American cuisine
What’s wrong with this?

>Order cabbage kimchi in restaurant.
>Nice edible pieces, no sediment.
>Try to buy it literally anywhere else no matter the brand
>Massive chunks, all this other shit in it, barely any taste
Am I looking in the wrong places? I just want to buy the side order stuff you get when you go out. Have I got the name wrong or the concept wrong or something?

Yes its all kimchi but is there some way to specifically find the easily edible jar kind you can just eat with chopsticks casually?
16 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
Just make your own. All you do is put stuff in a jar and leave it alone for a few weeks. You invest like 30 minutes for preparing veg and packing jars then the rest of the time is just waiting for it to be ready.
Most store bought kimchi is gonna be pasteurised bullshit. Pop down to an Asian supermarket and get the ingredients to make your own.
Just go to your local H Mart
make. your. own. faggot.
I did a how-to on here some years ago. Lemme see if I can find it.

File: speedo.jpg (14 KB, 350x350)
14 KB
I don't get the appeal of coffee.
Your body should get enough energy to work from food alone, without the need of stimulants.
You really don't need it.
12 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
Eventually your body will get used to how much you drink and you need to drink that at minimum to become 'normal', or else you'll suffer headaches and have a short temper for a while while your body recalibrates (kind of like cigs). The whole 'no talkie til I've had my coffee' thing isn't a meme, it's very true people are dicks until they have coffee because without it they aren't 'normal'. I have it every once in a while with friends after a nice dinner but it's best to try not to make a habit of it. After all, that energy has to come from somewhere

self-employed bruh
>I don't get the appeal of coffee.
if I drink coffee in the morning, I poop every day.
if I don't drink coffee, I poop every other day.
I don't want to be full of poop, so i drink coffee to keep it all moving out of my system.

File: 2225.png (239 KB, 1035x600)
239 KB
239 KB PNG
How do they do it? Great specials, awesome cuts of steak, choices of shrimp that rivals most seafood places
10 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
Dude I can get a 6oz surloin, a salad, a sweet potato, and a loaf of that bread for $11. With curbside pickup you dont even have to get out of your car, you dont have to cook, and no dishes. Whats a good deal to you?
Just microwave them real quick. Thats all they do in the kitchen (I used to be a cook in an Outback).

The really amazing thing about Outback is the amount of effort that goes in to some items and the complete lack of effort in others. Something like the mashed potatoes are actually made fresh every day with real potatoes and takes a while, vs their Alice Springs chicken which is just a chicken breast with microwaved cheese on it for $13.
>no moreton bay bugs
Fuck this place.
That's me with buffalo wild wings. Hottest staff in my area and easy as hell to hook up with
>awesome cuts of steak
Haha no

Anyone else wish they could eat one of these things? How would you prepare it?
9 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
No not really. How much meat have you eaten that wasn't beef, chicken, or pork from the grocery store? If the answer is "not much" I can guarantee you won't like it.
>but what if, what if
No. You're just trying to be edgy.
>Anyone else wish they could eat one of these things? How would you prepare it?
They were semi-aquatic seashore kind of birds, no flight, but likely ate some shellfish.
You can eat puffin and cormorant in some places in the world. Fishy chicken, no thanks really. It's usually smoked in order to tolerate it. Know what else is fishy white meat? Gator tail. Frog legs. Even, iguana. Same thing, people usually process the hell out of it to hide the flavor, from gator sausage, deep fried tidbits, cajun seasoned flour breading and deep frying, cooking with smoked meats like bacon or chorizo or tons of salsa, or heavy mayo dips.

>I wouldnt. Its like a racoon with feathers
And racoon, well, that's actually especially unpalatable, since there are disgusting scent glands throughout the muscle flesh that have to be removed one by one without tearing open in order to eat or the whole thing is tainted.
It's a type of pigeon. I'd probably just prepare it like I do any other pigeon: roasted in lard (or chicken lard or duck lard, in increasing order of deliciousness) with potatoes, onion, freshly cracked pepper and freshly powdered dry laurel.
Most people eating "pigeon" are really eating squab, which is a young pigeon. An adult dodo was much larger than an adult pigeon. You can't just cook that like a regular pigeon and expect it to be good.
Deep fried dodo

File: Tea Coffee.jpg (41 KB, 682x450)
41 KB
The Great debate.
49 replies and 10 images omitted. Click here to view.
What do you mean? There's only one way.
t. has only drank shitty oversteeped tea from a teabag
File: 1549033517154.jpg (110 KB, 1554x507)
110 KB
110 KB JPG
crutches for weaker men
It's strong and bitter, and you use a drip maker like in your pic and then cut it with sweetened condensed milk. It's kind of trashy and is the only robusta I ever drink, but I'll take it any day over a monster sip or whatever.
People who drink coffee or tea drink water as well, retard. Also what does coffee have to do with being weak?

File: IMG_20190721_181425.jpg (2.89 MB, 4032x3024)
2.89 MB
2.89 MB JPG
What'd you make recently lads? I made a cake yesterday
15 replies and 5 images omitted. Click here to view.
I made a "Fuck 4chan" with a side of "You're all Pussies."
File: 20190722_081349.jpg (748 KB, 2560x1440)
748 KB
748 KB JPG

The left two are chowchow juice pickles, the right one is pickled bell pepper, cukes, and garlic in pepperoncini juice with a bit of apple cider vinegar. Also have a couple more stored in my fridge: a hot version of the latter with serranos instead of bell peppers.
It's a lovely looking cake anon. A bit on the high side but I'm sure people were delighted to dig in.
Nothing special: fruit salad with vermouth dressing for breakfast yesterday. Black cherries, loquat, pineapple, kiwifruit and European blueberry.
Wait, no: I forgot that I cooked chicken-and-gooseberry rasam for lunch yesterday. Dinner was leftovers so I forgot about lunch.
Cheers anon. Wish I could share

File: CPIrkdG.jpg (160 KB, 650x353)
160 KB
160 KB JPG
What's your typical Gulp?

Double Gulp 50/50 Coke/Blue Powerade here.
53 replies and 8 images omitted. Click here to view.
File: 1560530271014.jpg (28 KB, 324x291)
28 KB
>mega chug
>donate $1 to children diabetes research
>100fl oz is around 3L
>0.7lbs sugar is 317g
This means the coke used in this example has 10.5g of sugar per 100ml

For some reason a sprite here has 2g sugar /100ml
The extreme gulp isnt that big. Its insulated which makes it bulky.
I used to do the doubles when i was a kid. Not sure how i didnt get the beetus.
>team gulp
Were they expecting you to share?
havent had a big gulp in many years
its a nuce streak ill keep it going
fuck fizzy sugar shit

File: o (j.jpg (182 KB, 1000x750)
182 KB
182 KB JPG
I special order burnt pizza and there's nothing anybody can do about it
You go out of your way to eat carcinogens?
It's not really burnt, just extra brown.

File: 4iJ5Min.jpg (208 KB, 864x1560)
208 KB
208 KB JPG
Good morning from the gym front desk!
2 replies omitted. Click here to view.
redpill me on scooby.
Back the fuck off!!?
>based cardamom tea
I have a big tin of that same tea, but loose leaf.
Why is this board so full of redditors?
I honestly can't tell because I've never been on reddit even once in my entire life. I don't know how to identify them. I don't do social media at all, so whenever people comment about reddit or Twitter, or Instagram or Facebook or snapchat, I have no idea what they're talking about. Obviously, I know what those sites are, but I don't know or care how they work or who's on them.

File: fish pill.jpg (191 KB, 900x900)
191 KB
191 KB JPG
I have two questions. I'm not sure if this is the right board but, you know those fatty fish oil omega three pills?

Could you live off of just eating those and say milk and water?

And finally are those pills vegan/vegetarian friendly. I mean how do they extract the oil from the fish and krill? Do they kill the fish to make them or do they just rub the oil off their skin and release them back in the ocean?
5 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
Doesn't it essentially contain all the nutrients and fat from fish, like fish in a pill?
I read that fish and krill oil can give you bad breath or smelly sweat.

Will it also make your cum taste bad or fishy tasting or smelly?

I don't want to sour the flavor of my semen with fishyness.
You will be burping the taste, yes and it will likely have an effect on your sweat and urine. I can't attest to the semen change though, counteract it with pineapple I guess.
Does eating more sugar make your cum eat more sweet like?
Are those Omega Tree Pills good or bad for your liver? I like to drink and I know the Omegas contain fatty acid and that fat can contribute to fatty liver and thus liver disease, and I don't want to harm my liver anymore than the alcohol probably does,

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.