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ITT we laugh at the absolute tastelets who eat shitty leftovers for every meal all week long.
>sunday meme prep
I cannot think of a shittier way to eat than eating the same fucking shitty leftovers for every meal.
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>>12087079

I go for walks everyday at work and spend time between the computer and a lab. Most the time I prep meals 3 and 2 days or 2 and 2 days since I have every other Friday off. If I'm digging something and want a big batch I don't mine 5-0 or 4-0...really fail to see why this is bland when I won't repeat anything for months at a time and dinners are also mixed up. It's like all of you fucks have taste bud A.D.D.
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>>12087180
As the guy who hates meal prep but is mostly rational, it doesn't necessarily sound like you're the problem.

Look at the OP's pic. That's 27 portioned out meals or snacks. That's more than three square meals a day, of the exact same old food. Eating 3-4 meals a day is bad enough, repeating the same bullshit for 7 days is miserable.

Lunch is also bad enough. But it's the people who are insufferable, and always blasting it over social media or lording over you for the fact they save a couple of dollars a day. They have to scream in your face about how happy they are, or how wonderfully they're reaching #lifegoals on Instagram, when it's generally sad.

One anon here was BRAGGING that he makes like three months of chili all at once, and throws them into ziploc bags at work. Bragging about eating at one point becomes 90 day old frozen food. Come the fuck on.

I mean, yeah, I rarely eat the same thing once in the same week, maybe I am a little ADD there, but it's better than eating chicken, rice, and diced potatoes.
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>>12085597
Music is utter cancer. Eating leftovers is garbage too but not quite to the same level.
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>>12085567
>tfw I eat leftovers every day since I don't cook for only a single serving
;_;
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>>12087240
Why cook for two if you're only jerking for one anon?

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Post recipes and cookbooks. I'm gonna post some verticals itt. Also why was that other cookbook thread deleted? Is something wrong with posting pics of pages from cookbooks? Anyone got that mega link so I can have it bookmarked?
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>>12087035
Added to the mega
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Didn't see either of these in your stash:

https://archive.org/details/Cheesecakes_Cookbook
https://archive.org/details/geezer-cookbook
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>>12087219
Geezer is under Generic, but I added the cheesecakes, thank you
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This is one of my favorites. But you can probably get away with using like half the amount of cayenne. Especially if you use good quality stuff rather than McCormick brand shit which I think is what the recipe assumes.
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>>12086339
https://ck.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list

You get 3 food, cooking related wishes what are they?
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>the ability to make anyone's atoms pop like kernels and into popcorn
>make water sharp
>IHOP sells beer
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1) immunity to all toxins, poisons, molds, rot, etc.
2) Ability to consciously regulate my caloric intake, regardless of food consumed.
3) Ability to make any enclosed box/case/fridge/etc have whatever ingredients or foods I need to make anything I want.
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No delivery fees, worldwide
Extinct game/meat exists, for sale as is but not alive
>~~Liquors and vegetables taste good~~
Uhhh.... cows can't fart.
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>>12079380
>free groceries for life
>free fast food gor life
>free restaurants for life
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Much like separation of church and state, no one involved in a food related industry or was related in the past will ever be allowed to govern or help govern food or anything food related.

I have the ability to travel to any market I wish instantaneously.

There are no funds, transactions, trades, or other exchanges required during the acquisition of anything I designate food.

Do you vape, ck?
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>>12085563
>Do you vape, ck?
Hell no, i dont like that taste
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yes but I don't inhale
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>>12085563
yes and i'm also gay if that matters
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>>12086789
Yeah definitely. I've discovered that it's mostly the result of careless handling of pods on my part, but probably still one every couple packs just has a leak issue.
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Yes and I work in a kitchen, I do it on breaks or sometimes when i'm alone in the freezer shhh

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Pork with taters and broc with a pan sauce. It was pretty good.
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>>12087089
lemon marmalade
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>>12087107
noice
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>>12087093
Get lost, tourist.
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kotlety
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I made a nukebox strawberry/lemon bread pudding for breakfast and cooked asparagus paella for dinner. I cooked lunch, too, but a while ago: it was leftover corned beef, cabbage, carrot and potato from Americans Think This Is What Irish People Eat day.
Not sure if it counts, but had a cheeky instant noodle when I got in at 5.30 with some homemade kimchi I made last week.

Why do meat-eaters smell so bad?
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Yeah, I stink. I also am twice as big as you are, so what are you gonna do about it, faggot?
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>>12086386
Because if it's not clear you haven't been drinking enough water. Have a glass right now, crusty.
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>>12084333
>eats 10 pounds of broccoli a day
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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>>12084333
It's our braps man, mine can be fucking lethal, even just a small toot can stink up an area the size of a room in seconds, I thought letting them out more slowly would help but people always notice regardless. Why do people always seek you out when you just fucking farted like I walked away for a reason damn it
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Post your favorite comfort food.

My pops is going through chemo and needs to eat as much high calorie food as possible during his off week to keep weight on. I am trying to cook him things every night that are usually what most people would usually eat once and a while for a treat or special occasion.

I'll start with chicken and waffles.
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>>12086518
what is that even supposed to be?
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>>12086537
Oxtails
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>chicken covered in sugar and fat seasoned with salt with a side of sugar and fat topped with almost pure fat
I'm tsundere for USA cuisine.
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Your dad is going to die if you keep feeding him acidic food that is fueling the cancer. Get him on an alkaline diet. Research otto warburg.
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>>12086467
I'm calling you an insufferable subhuman cunt

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Any good stories of your time in the bitchpit
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>>12086865
exactly what i did. said i was hired 2 hours ago and no one explained the plate numbers to me. coked out bastard still snapped. great cook tho
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I swear to God less than 10% of people understand the basic fact that a clogged sink has to be cleaned out.
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>>12077847
this is still an actual job? Like I thought restaurants all had machines that the busboys would just dump everything into.
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I watched a mini documentary the other day about dishwashers. I wish I could be happy like them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmBL5o1XyMA
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>>12086892
thog is the maachine

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>gives you colorectal cancer
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>>12081820
Breaking news: just eat cheese or yogurt after that. Enough calcium will get you safe.
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>>12082528
>mfw i get sometimes get pain on the left side of my chest and i am not even fat and only smoked for 12 years.
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>>12085558

Based and redpilled, mein Bruder.
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>>12082570
>shpoiders
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>>12081820
Already had my large intestine removed, checkmate OP.
>Thank you Ulcerative Colitis, you were always there for me.

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All my life I've eaten the starchy carbohydrate that I've never gotten tired of, the Potato. The Irish survived on the potato during their famine, and we Americans come to love the potato a-lot. But one question came to mind while enjoying the potato today, Is there anyone out there that does not like Potatoes? i asked my coworkers if they've ever met such a weirdo. None of them ever met a person who hates potatoes. Has anyone here hate potatoes or ever met someone who hates them? Please do tell, I'm interested
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>>12087216
i hate (sweet) potatoes.

What flash hentai games do you play while cooking?
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>>12087182
some retard with an annoying potty mouth
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>>12087199
I mean what was she from
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>>12087207
Don't worry about it anon this is a good Christian cooking board and you need to find the Lord.
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>>12087214
The lord gave me autism fuck him, what anime is she from?
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>>12087182
a cat girl

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Why do most people on 4chan think they are alchoholic if they drink 2 beers?
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>>12087070
I started drinking when I was 14. And it wasn't because my drunk of a father let me. I actually learned how to pick locks on Netscape in the 90s to get to it. I think I'm genetically dispositions to enjoy it.

But anyway yea 2 handles a week has been my default since I kicked my really bad addiction when I had more money than I knew what to do with. And beer to rehydrate on the off days.
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>>12087059
>nobody would drive drunk if getting drunk wasn't considered some social lubricant party accessory
Bitch I literally drove drunk to Taco Bell today after having drinks alone
And it was one of the rare occasions where the food was on point, loaded mini quesadillas, fry containers overflowing, fucking chili cheese burrito, it was beautiful.
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>>12087000
Moderate drinkers live longer than non-drinkers, if you count sick former drinkers as non-dinkers.
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>>12087059
Driving drunk is a fun challenge
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>>12087150
It all comes crashing down eventually. Stop driving drunk. Just get fucking wasted at home with tortillas and cheese and meat. It's even better than taco bell.

I just bought squidrings for the first time and I would like to have your favorite recepies.
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I like to put them around my dick and do the helicopter spin until they fly off. I write down how far they go and try to beat my personal best.
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>>12086595
The absolute state of /ck/. Seriously, make this the mcchicken board already.
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>>12086595
fpbp
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>>12086595
Based
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>>12086583
theyre rubbery as fuck so you gotta boil them in salt water to death.

Reddit: the cheese
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Reddit doesn’t eat cheese, though.
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What’s ‘dit ‘bout ‘per jack ‘non?
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I frequent reddit but can't eat cheese because I'm lactose intolerant
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>>12087178
my wifes bf doesnt let me eat cheese.

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Beer general - why the fuck aren't you drinking edition? Moderate alcohol consumption reduces the risk of heart disease significantly and is linked to greater longevity.

Anyway, discuss your favorite beers and such.
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>>12084838
Is this some sort of meme joke?
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>>12081183
really good. The 2017 aged really well
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>>12087050
>hairlet in reflection
I said non inbred people hate barleywine.
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>>12087099
i got it from google images
https://365brew.com/2014/03/10/central-waters-bourbon-barrel-barleywine-ale/
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>>12086880
I'm going to a shithole downtown market to get baltika this week. I'm told it's awful.
>>12086785
This is funny as fuck


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