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Guys, please foot the bill during a date or risk being seen as cheap and petty.
>Having any (ANY) interest in the type of girl who expects to be shouted more than on first date and on special occasions

Honestly can't imagine it.
Agreed. Also make sure to explain, before the appetizera arrive, that by footing the bill you expect unlimited access to all of the bitch's holes later in the evening, and that she had better live up to her end of the bargain.
You’re not a girl anon and you will never pass as one.
>being this bitter over a date gone sour

When the shit hits the fan, and it will...how prepared will you be? If a major bomb goes off tomorrow and it all goes to shit, at least 90 percent of you will be dead within a month. Start a survival stash now.
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just set it on fire and smoke you out
/ck/- Fags & Cocks
set the place with resources on fire?
Lol. I was thinking the same thing

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>cut pineapple with dull knife
all i got was a little booboo though, i just had to wear a finger condom and i was g2g
am*rica was a mistake
Not him but I'd make fun of him for being a retard and prioritizing a minimum wage job over his own health. Just take the hours lost and get yourself patched up, don't be a retard and stay just because the manager told you. You have a very important reason to go home early. No excuse.
I sliced my thumb opening a can of anchovies the other week.
meh, worst i had happen was getting half fried pancake dough on my pinkie as i was flipping the thing via pan motion as an 11 yo kid.
then again im 31 and never even broke any bones, guess im just not enough of an unlucky retard.
theeen again couple of years ago i broke a glass during a bender and later stepped on it barefoot. bled the fuck over the floor, asked neighbour to help me to the bath, washed it out and sprayed it all with liquid bandage. no hospital visit and no shards in wound.

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When will it come back bros?
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>fresh jalapenos on a burger
What meme is this
Not a meme I think McD had jal mcdouble in 2016-2017? was delicious..
You dumb cretin the sauce was literally just ranch lmao t. Ex-mcdicks employee
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It was fried jalapenos and ranch sauce. And cheddar cheese.

It was so fucking good. Between this and the spicy McChicken I dunno why McDonald's turns a blind eye to their spicy items when they're their GOAT menu items.

HOPS IN BEER ARE FUCKING OVERRATED. Sure it's nice to drink a bitter beer from time to time. But you will grow tired really fucking fast. I cannot drink more than two glasses of IPA or any other bitter beer, it saturates me. I don't understand why people like them so much. A good bland lager is all you need during a hot day when you only want to sit in the porch and chug cans and cans of beer like if they were water
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americans dont put hops in their beers?
Nah, it’s all piss water.
weissbier, hefeweizen
the only types of beer you need

>unhealthy school lunches
>look absolutely mouthwatering
>healthy school lunches
>look like the devil's made 'em
Pic related. Makes me sad every time.
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theres like no meat at all....

soy sprouts
tofu (also soy) and cucumbers

its shit poverty north korean tier
high five bro, where's my prison tier steamed greasy square pizza, am I right?!

Go Browns
Blue Lives Matter
KAG 2020
wow, didnt know wanting to have some meat was a conservative thing.
it didn't seem conservative, it seemed dumb, but in america those two are basically synonymous lol
*rolls eyes*
im not even american

anyway if this was a school lunch it should have some meat, because kids and puberty and growth

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This was kind of an odd campaign, it didn't focus on an specific brand or type or milk, just milk in general.
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who's the Borden whore on the right?
>25% of african and carribean people
>muh whites
typical mutts
The Borden Cow's daughter. Imagine the threesomes.
Better not eat cheese, that's spoiled baby food.
but the conspiracies are pushing raw unfiltered milk as a superfood, which can usually only be acquired from small local farms, not the major commercial dairy corps
so how does this make sense

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What's your favorite meat other than chicken/pork/beef?
And what's your favorite type of seafood?
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The answer to both is octopus
>favorite meat
Your mom
Pacific striper bass is absolutely god-tier
Trout you buy in stores is 99% farm raised. Only good if you catch it wild.
.t rural oregon anon
Elk, venison, bison, all very very good.
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Lamb, as for seafood, are you talking about specific fish/shellfish/etc or a dish? Because if I had to choose, a good fruits d'mer is my favourite. However it does have to be served hot. I'm not a big fan of cold shellfish en masse. The oysters should be served normally of course.

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If you were to come up with any type of food challenge for any type of restaurant, what would you make customers do for a free shirt and meal?
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5 pounds of icecream in 30 minutes. Dumbasses will freeze to death.
Not anymore. The fat actually did a good job of hiding the ugly features of his face
Make a large gross burger, like 2lb covered in fish sauce and peanut butter with skittles on it. You eat and table up to 150 bucks eats free. So the "take it for the team challenge"
Just a 3lb bucket of lard
merely 5 mooncakes.

these are so dense and cloying its physically impossible.

/ck/ humor thread!

For me, it’s a bowl of this
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Heinz could be owned by the Clintons, what other brand of ketchup am I gonna use? Hunts? Go fuck yourself
I would say based but he also lives somewhere there is a halal meat section
Theres a reason its only incels who share it

ITT: God tier candy.
Ok, you start
I don't speak European but I assume this is licorice. I approve.
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Jetzt noch salziger!
it isn't. But licorice is still a patrician choice.
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These are incredible

what’s for lunch /ck/?

<<ham, turkey, salami sub and some habanero chips
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One mistake was not using swiss or provelone cheese both of which go well with ham and or turkey.
Are you in some miserable european country where looking at pictures of knives on the internet gets you a knock on the door?
>carbs are bad
>it's literally just a sandwich and chips
You're retarded.
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Linguine with tomato spinach zucchini chicken breast

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So /ck/, how often do you cook for your gf?
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I cook for my grandmother every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. Mostly stews and healthier options because I worry about her health. I don't know what I'll do when she passes.
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>your gf
Have only had one gf 5 years ago. Used to cook for her because she was inept. Haven't touched a woman in 5 years haha
I've never had a gf cook for me more than I've cooked for them. My most recent ex whom I lived with, I cooked quite a lot for until the end of the relationship. While she made more money than me, I paid for and cooked most dinners and she didn't even do the dishes after. It honestly lead to a lot of resentment lol.
It was weird, she knew how to make a basic stir-fry but really didn't care to learn anything else and clearly had no interest in the kitchen. I ran into her a couple of months after splitting and she'd only really ordered take out the whole time.
the only woman contact I get is by going to the hair salon

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>another day
>another drunken taco bell run, with a burger for good measure
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I think I have around 20 bottles in my whiskey collection right now - mostly single malt scotch and small batch bourbon - but I'm being 100% serious when I say that nothing pairs better with the Taco Bell dollar menu than Laphroaig 10.
Another day, another shitty raw burger and taco bell thread with the same faggot shit in it.
Why don't you just do the world a favor and fucking kill yourself if you're just going to do the exact same thing every single day and subject everyone else to the same goddamn monotony?
>Those Zelda games
Damn, I miss the glory days of the 3DS. I hardly play vidya anymore but those were good times.
this isn't food and cooking, this is just some attentionwhoring autist's blog
kill yourself

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Welcome to /tea/. This is a thread for general discussion about tea, tisanes, and mate.

Tisanes are actually fine, stop being an elitist wank edition

/tea/ FAQ:
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Are you in Aus? How is the shipping prices from China to you? It's cool that you have a dealer based in Australia.
A kilo of puerh cakes from YS costs 16.85 USD to ship here, looking at the website now. Not great, not terrible.

The shipping tends to be quite fast because of how close we are though, I've never had to wait as long as a lot of the US posters in here seem to. Maybe two weeks tops.
You can go into the studio in person and taste the teas with the seller himself too, it's a nice little spot.
yea its like sour and tart but not overtly so
That's awesome, I have one half decent tea shop near me but they have a very limited selection of puer and it's quite expensive. 20-30 usd for 100g cakes. The staff is college kids who don't know about their tea and there is A fucking sign on the cash register telling customers not to assume their gender.

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