>Pecan Pie>Invented in the United States>Key Lime Pie>Invented in the United States>Pumpkin Pie>Invented in the United States>Apple Pie>Invented in EnglandAnd the phrase is...?
America won apple pie from the Brits in the War of 1812.
>>20440286But America lost that war
>>20440285Also chevys and levies
>>20440297We never lost a war.
crumble is better anyway
>>20440309Which is why there are two Koreas, a communist Vietnam and Laos and a democratically run Afghanistan lmao>>20440316Which is British. Honestly, I've never seen any Brit cook an apple pie but apple crumble is made for pretty much any occasion. Love it. Add some custard. Proper lush, that.
Apfelstrudel are far superior to Apple Pies
>>20440418>He thinks the point of American expeditionary warfare is to spread democracyIt's to kill brown people.
>>20440450>Koreans are brownlmaoThey're whiter than you are, Pablito.
>>20440444less aesthetic plus you lost the war
America perfected the apple pie
>>20440788There's choko in that mate
>>20440418Those were special military actions, anon. We haven't been at war since 1945. Almost 100 years of peace!
This girl I've been seeing hates apple pie. Should I dump her?
>>20440803dump a load in her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>20440285>NOO YOU CANT JUST ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR BRITISH ROOTS!!!Apple pie is American. Just because British invented it doesn't detract from that.
>>20440757The whitest thing about Koreans is being unable to maintain sustainable birthrates
>>20440285>And the phrase is...?American as pizza pie
>>20440807Could you repeat that, Pedro? En Ingles, this time. I don't speak Landscaper or Maid.
>>20440815The idea that a gook thinks he is more white than a white American is hilarious.
Apple pie sucksApple crumble? Now you have my attentionCobbler>pie
>>20440819The fact that Jose-Fernando Hernandez Gonzalez Gomez thinks he's white is hilarious.
>>20440285>Pecan Piedelish>Key Lime Piedelish>Pumpkin Pieoh you better believe it's delish>Apple Piemeh
>>20440844ive never eaten pumpkin pie. I assume it's the same as pumpkin soup poured into pastry and then refridgetared
>>20440846Nope. It's all the same spices as American apple pie but in greater amounts and mixed into a pumpkin-based custard.I find it and its cousin, sweet potato pie, utterly revolting.
>>20440285>Apple Pie>Invented in EnglandApple culivation is ancient. Apple pies almost certainly are as well.
>>20440846Fun fact: Most pumpkin pies are made with butternut squash, a gourd that's related to but distinct from the pumpkin. People say that pureed butternut squash tastes more like pureed pumpkin than pureed pumpkin does. Anyway, get yourself a slice of pumpkin pie. It'll change your life. Whipped cream makes it better but that's just kind of gilding the lily.
>>20440285pies should have meat in them. simple as.
>>20440819t. 56%er MUTT
>>20440879Me on the left with three arms
>>20440768That's some american cope right there. Maby you should try to relax and have some nice hot Apfelstrudel right outta the oven with some whipped cream.
>>20440844Pumpkin pie is the most flavorless mush ever poured into a pie crust Sweet potato pie has the exact same ingredients but swaps the vegetablea d it's 10x better
>>20440297What land was gained?
>>20440901>There's this thing in it, right, Steve...
>>20440846it's sweet pumpkin custardy paste mixed with all the fall spices
>>20440285"<ingredient> pie" is not an invention, it was already invented when they invented piepecan, key lime, and pumpkin pie are all tarts
>>20440950It could be your brother
>>20440418The Korean War is still active. Communist Vietnam is great, and so are Vietnamese girls. And we were never at war with Afghanistan, but thank god based Biden had the balls to finally pull out.
>>20440285America's only meat pie is the chicken pot pie, which sucks. England has the superior pies
>>20441055If every random thing you bake with a crust counts as a pie, then America has hundreds of them. We just don't call them all "pies" because we speak proper English.
>>20440285>>Apple PieHighly doubt. Every country has apple pie.
>>20440285Fun fact: Apple pie was actually invented in Kazakhstan.
>>20441055>which sucksyou have never even had one, obviously
>>20441064So you're implying >>20441055, somehow, isn't a pie. Okay. What are these hundreds of examples of American pies that nobody calls pies? Is Wonderbread a pie, then? It's baked and has a crust. Are smelly gutter punks pies? They're baked af and often crusty.
>>20441095with love
>>20440285>And the phrase is...?As American as apple pie.
>>20440444these would be elite if they didn't insist on filling them with raisins
>>20441055No it's not. We have chicken, turkey, beef, and ham pot pies. They sell breakfast and sausage gravy pot pies in the grocery stores.
>>20440285Yeah we own it because we make it better than you. Get good I guess lol, or maybe you could try putting in for one of those "regional protected food" type NFTs. We'll never honor them though because copyrighting medieval food is insane
>>20440418>I've never seen any Brit cook an apple pieApple pie requires much more fiddling around with pastry. Crumble is way easier, and just as popular with everyone eating it.
>>20440285>Jellied eel pie
The only thing worse than apple pie is peach pie. Pumpkin pie is the best.
>>20440803>picky eateryes. well no, all women are picky. you aren't going to find someone better. just someone who has another thing they autistically dislike out of nowhere
>>20441178british call turnovers, empanatas, burritos, pizza rolls, breaded meats, and even candy coated chocolate "pies". we could just call pork surrounded by breading, breaded pork
>>20441811whats that? pudding? yeah it's puddingand this is cake? no thats puddingand how about this sausage? nope, it's puddingwhat about this dinner roll? yup, pudding
>>20440901Based and chernobyl pilled
>>20441811>british call turnovers, empanatas, burritos, pizza rolls, breaded meats, and even candy coated chocolate "pies"No they don't, retard.>we could just call pork surrounded by breading, breaded porkDoesn't make you any less of a retard, retard. >>20441819Accurate.>>20441448>breakfast and sausage gravy pot piesNever had either worth a damn. Both were awful. Never seen a ham pot pie but I'd fucks with it if I ever do. >>20441627That's certainly the reason I make crumble. That shit's a total piece of piss and I can even make it gluten free for dumb people with no loss of quality.>>20441648>peach pieI love peach pie but I make them plain. I don't like them with the spices.Thought just popped into my head; would a fruit and matcha pie be good? If so, what fruit? My first thought was peach
>>20441232Right, well, thank you for that, that's a great weight off me mind. Now if you wouldn't mind explaning who the fuck you are besides from someone who subsists solely on a diet of fruit based pies of course
>>20440285It goes deeper.>Pecans>Native to the American continent>Pumpkins>Native to the American continent>Apples>An exotic introduction to the American continent
>>20441007>pecan, key lime, and pumpkin pie are all tartsyou're a fucking tart lad
>>20440902hows about i whip some cream across your face, tough guy
>>20440819Seriously is there even any whites left on 4chan?
>>20440285Apple pie is Dutch
>>20440444Who they really call a log of apfelstrudel “weiner” style?>>20440803As long as she likes pies that have a base of milky custard and are topped with whipped cream (the name escapes me) then you’re good.
>>20440444austrian here, all Strudels are utter shit, when it comes to pie, the US isn't the worst - still worse than most of europe, but Strudel is just bad.
>>20442644>food eaten in central Asia since before the Khans is somehow Dutch lmao
>>20443188What about snail strudel? I'm from Italy. We make strudel but coil it up into itself into a snail shell shape and cut it into cake-like wedges. Lemme get you a pic or recipe/article
>>20443191>>20443188: (All the videos I find use puff pastry rather than strudel dough. : (
Why is Key Lime Pie so much more popular that Orange Pie?
>>20443188This. Strudel is more about technique and look than flavour or consistency.
Cobbler beats everything in this thread.>But that's just crumbleThere are similarities but they're not the same thing.
>>20440285pecan pie best pie
>>20443235I. Don't. Know. Even lemon pie is more popular but orange creme pie is fucking tits. What I've never seen is blood orange creme pie. I'd fuck that shit up.
>>20440444poopenfartenschitten
>>20440450god i wish
>>20440285>Pumpkin Pie>>Invented in the United Statesthe sweet custard pie we know and love today is English.colonial pies were simpler, often just a plain pumpkin stew baked in the hollowed out pumpkin.
>>20442635Nope, I'm a black man myself
>>20440450>It's to kill brown peopleThey're still there so unless the mission was specifically to kill a small amount of brown people at great cost and while suffering thousands of losses themselves, america did infact lose those wars
>>20440803Convert her that is a poor soul lost
The US was a British colony, it can be both American and British
>>20440418Notice how Vietnam has shifted to a more westernized, capitalistic economy and laps up America's doo doo feces because China is just that bad.
>>20442078what about PawPaw pies? Shan't we ignore the injun's secret gold? As American as Avacado Toast" doesn't have the same ring to it.
>>20440285>And the phrase is...?Bye bye Miss American PieDrove my Chevy to the leveebut the levee was dry...what does that have to do with cooking?
>>20445343They just put a billionaire to death for capitalist corruption lmao
>>20440912Permanent space in the land of Your Seethe
>>20443823Kummenkweefen
>>20441864>would a fruit and matcha pie be goodmatcha goes nicely with strawberry (and other berries I expect, though I've only tried it with strawberry)
You can't "invent" a food, it's not an invention. You've come up with a recipe, you're not synthesizing insulin
>>20445667blacks invented peanut butter
>>20440450>muh k/d rationGo take your fat meds Cleetus.
>>20440444silence kraut
>>20440879ai generated dreck
>>20440285IF YOU WISH TO BAKE AND APPLE PIE FROM SCRACHYOU MUST FIRST INVENT THE UNIVERSE
>>20440285There's a reason our currency is the world standard
>>20445925That's because you hate Europeans, Christians and love Jews
>>20440450you're brown
>>20440299Fuck you, dickhead
>>20445938Whatever you have to tell yourself to cope I guess
