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smelly prostitute pasta
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that place is on beach road in town lol and its not even my regular so good luck and good night

and happy birthday to my man jesus
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>>12203000
>sugar
Fuck no
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>>12201372
Is this an attempt at a joke? Christian Bale played that character in The Prestige
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oh hello, welcome to patti's dickered kitchin, boop boop pa doop

this thread is for anyone to post a cook-along, bake-along, lime-along, drink-along, snack-along, sing-along, pickle-along or OC food/drink pics, post your meals or what ever if you don't want to make or use another thread

last thread >>12142127

https://youtu.be/jyVc_E0U5HY

>sams club edition
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>>12202857
And you must love it since you never leave (or take your meds).
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>>12202914
Stop talking like a teenage girl or never make a post on /ck/ ever again

At this rate I'm fairly certain you're trolling, who in their right mind is this gay
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OP you're awesome, don't let them bring you down!
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Fuck these threads
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Here is a monkfish curry and Bombay potatoes I made the other day. It was quite nice.

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I know that you americans are spoiled with pic related but wtf can we drink in the EU ?
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Evian is good
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>>12202568
Nl tap water also has flurioride and plastic in it.
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>>12202585
no clue about the fluoride, but microplastic is everywhere, also in switzerland.
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>>12202590
Not in all mineral watwr tho. I saw a test done. One stayed clear, other one with tap water turned yellow (meaning it has plastic or fluoride in it, or both).
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>>12202585
>>12202568
>>12202615
https://youtu.be/2KpdaGxq6vU

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What are some good vegetarian meals that are hearty and high in protein? I have cut way back on my meat consumption but I am getting tired of lentil soup and vegetarian chili.
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Eggplant parmesan is the richest, heaviest vegetarian dish I can think of.
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>>12203319
eggs
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>>12203319
>Tired of lentil soup
"You, who dare insult lentil soup, sweetest of delicacies."
Give seitan a go. It's decently low in carbs, high in protein, and not made of soy. I like to substitute it for sausage, like in a hotpot or papet vaudois.
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vegetarian shepherd's pie, shakshuka, and fried rice (with eggs, of course) are all good as well as the other stuff people have listed so far.
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>>12203439
>vegetarian shepherd's pie

???

can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
I can't sleep, 'cause my bed's on fire.
I need my chicken, I need it now.
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psycho chicken. cluck que c'est. bok-bok bok-bawk. bok-bok-bawk bok-bawk. bawk bawk. squawk squawk squawk squawk squawk squawk squawk away.
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what the fuck?
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>>12202521
This thread is fucking twisted man
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>>12202521
I literally just shooed my chickens back into their pen. They walked over to the porch and shat all over it. Evil cunts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnBlst3T7bY

>pizza for dinner
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dumb frog poster

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>>12202529
one post with 10000 reddit points
>>12202699
based
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>>12202529
Keto vegan version with agar
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>>12202529
Make it in an instant pot.
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>>12202529
Wasn't this shit trendy just a few years ago
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>>12203320
Was it?

I find american cuisine fascinating.

Imagine the mindset that takes one overly produced, overly fat, overly sweet, barely considered food produce and then combines it with another overly produced, overly fat, overly sweet, barely considered food produce and then uses the word "cooking" to describe that act and eats the resulting pile of sweet, mushy fat.

Not to hate on burgers and bbq sauce but recipes like mac and cheese with hot dogs or mayo covered salads the entire "buzzfeed kitchen" monstrosity, these confused ideas like a liquid "cheese"... they're completely alien ideas to me, nobody else in the world would think of something like a factory made hot dog as an ingredient for cooking, maybe outside of homeless in other countries, but in america this seems pretty popular and mainstream based on web presence.

Sometimes it's inspiring but mostly it's just completely insane.
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>>12200337
>>12200376
>>12200384
>>12200403
>>12200448
This is just the funniest interaction to me. Thank you guys, this absolutely killed me.
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>>12199536
I know you're trolling but no one actually eats hotdogs in their mac and cheese here like it's a delicacy to be served on Sunday. Well maybe some fucked up trailer trash, but they aren't really people. I'm sure your poor people eat some fucked up shit too.
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>>12202299

What colour is pastry in your country?

Traditional british food is pretty good, it's utilitarian first due to the nature of our country/history (mild weather, wet, surrounded by water/heavy industry favoring ease of making and high calories), but with good ingredients it can be amazing.

Modern Britain's problem is the same as America's, we've forgotten how to cook and rely on supermarkets to churn out slop for us to heat up. And of course our obsession with brands=trustworthy. People are willing to eat poison so long as it's marketed to their tribal brand loyalty.
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>>12202307
Americans literally eat everything on that plate except you guys have some blood pudding or whatever you call it. We just use actual bacon and save the baked beans for lunch or dinner.
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Is this the ultimate Omelet recipe?

https://youtu.be/_QDuRU9b9Yw
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>>12203349
no this is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3uJGf6Bj0

Rate my dinner
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>>12202312
suicide/10
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>>12202312
>not putting the eggs in between the two slices of toast with jam
Inefficient/10
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>>12202327
>fork - stolen from greek diner
how did you surmise that?
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>>12202772
because greeks are the cheapest people on the planet and that fork looks cheap
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>>12202312
Would eat alone in the dark on a weekday/ten

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Name a more perfect food. I dare you. I double dare you.

Protip: you can't

>inexpensive pork and cabbage
>seasoned with widely available roots like garlic, ginger, and green onion
>good glug of sesame oil and soy sauce
>formed into a tiny dumpling with flour wrapper
>fried and then steamed until crispy on the bottom
>dipped in black vinegar sauce
>great as a side with noodles or rice, or eaten by itself
>can be enjoyed for breakfast, lunch, or dinner
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>>12203258
i lived in an Francisco for 12 years - chinks are rude as fuck
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>>12202607
>>12203290
older chinks are rude because they're racist towards nonchinks people a lot of the time.
t. chink
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>>12198453
Pelmeni is better
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>>12203290
I lived in Shanghai for 7 years. chinks looked like a cross between a bug and a fish, and are rude as fuck
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>>12203299
бaceд

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For me it's gotta be a Rippa Mega Box. Nothin' else stacks up.

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why does everyone always toast there tortillas in buckets of oil? it gets all wet and soggy and it overpowers the flavor of the tortilla not to mention adding lots of unneeded calories.

the correct what to toast a tortilla is over medium low with a dry pan. toast for at least a minute to golden brown or your heat is to high. if its not to hot it will not stick.
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>>12201964
*their
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>>12201964
>using a pan
real OG's put it straight on the burner
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Into a hot oven, straight on the wire rack inside. Out and onto a plate covered with a towel to steam.
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>>12201964
I remember when I first starting coming to 4chan and thinking people were so smart and I laughed at all of the people pretending to be retarded. Then I realized that they weren't pretending.
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>>12201964
i just heat tortillas over the burner

Thinking about getting some ink to symbolize my love for the culinary arts. Gonna have to be something smaller than the standard "forearm kitchen knife" though because I'm running out of real estate.
Anyway, point of this thread, I want you co/ck/s to show off your food related ink if you have it. Or maybe you have suggestions for what I should get? Thanks
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>>12202076
Exactly lol I'm glad you see it the same way
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>>12195512
it's what you do that defines you, not how you look
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>>12197675
Hipster contrarian alert
Protip: you’re not counterculture, you’re just boring
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>>12197815
Fucking hell, you're the most autistic poster I've seen today.
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thanks based cranky poster

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>ordered delivery pizza for university job fair
>drove to college
>get called by boss "don't order food, we can't serve it there"
>"oh but I already gave the order to HR and they should be paying for it"
>"Oh no worries they won't pay for it"
>"okay... darn"
>2 hours later I get a call from pizza place
>answer
>"sorry guys but we can't serve the pizza"
>"the pizza is already there and the driver is waiting for you"
>fuck.jpg
>call boss
>"no worries, we can just pay for it anyways"
>get told to just keep it
>goes into the back of my car

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>>12201309
>>12201305
THE COMEDY IS ENDED
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>>12202285
in the US a college is a school within the University
so you have the University, and within that University you have a College of Arts and Humanities, a College of Math and Science, etc.
since undergraduate studies are at colleges within the University, most people use the terms interchangeably
retard.
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>>12203122
Financial cuckold.
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>>12203152
HR & Boss
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>>12203225
why would they do your job for you? you're the one who ordered the pizza. you're the one who was told the pizza was not needed. the only reasonable assumption is that you would cancel it.


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