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Is the boomer meme just a big marketing trick for Monster Energy drinks?
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the tastiest sip
I drink monster while listening to old knife party and smoking a blu-ecig. Life is good.
Literally tastes like Fanta. Might want to try that . Perhaps Fanta won't give you a leaky asshole
The whole boomer monster energy drinks advertising campaign was in pretty poor taste. But it has nothing on the filth of the Wendy's advertising campaign, with all of the porn of the mascot that was on /b/ almost 24/7.
Well, It's working
Here in Brazil we had a massive incriese in presence of Monster Drink out of nowhere right when the Boomer meme blew up
We NEVER had Monster Drink in our city and now our local supermarket has a huge stand of it in the middle of the drink isle

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long bread
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Could you make it for me?
Long flour.
peak boomerfood

its always mayo
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That sounds kind of like a Smörgåstårta. Were any of your ancestors Scandinavian?
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I'll just leave this here.

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what is your alone at thanksgiving meal...
A handle of Tito’s vodka
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I'm English, so the same thing i eat everyday, stargazy pie.
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weed, zanax, ambien, and some alcohol
a pecan pie, a block of stilton, and enough wine to get blackout drunk. did this over college because my family was too shit for me to want to go home and all the students in my building were gone

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the only good youtuber ive eer seen

pröööh :DDDD
just what I needed to make me hate subhuman asians even more, the food looks good though

Whats your favorite kind of maki roll?

I like Spider rolls and Eel rolls the best. Im not big on tuna myself.
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Tekka maki is perfect.
I wish it was Futamaki instead.
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Sushi is fucking disgusting and we need to nuke Japan again to get rid of it
this post is boomerific
You probably eat meatloaf

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Squab, Pheasant, Quail, or Duck?
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out of brandy :/
Use Gatorade instead.
Try ostrich or emu, also if you're feeling bold tofukey
>I'm totally fine with a low yield, as I would probably be doing just individual birds for my wife and myself, with plenty of sides. I was thinking maybe stuffed with grapes or figs and chestnuts if I can find them.
That’s not really how squab works. You’re literally picking at bones for the entire bird
ah, ok

Post 'em.
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For me it's sosig n' beans. Notice the channel I created so the sosig could hold more sauce n beans.
>calls me a faggot
>has a lazy faggot pasta dish
Ho-oookay anon, I'll take your advice which definitely came from a non-faggot.
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feelin' holy t'night
>he doesnt know about straya posting
Just slice and any put it on top.

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Why do old people eat and read newspapers at McDonald's in the morning?
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>we have a 30 min no loitering rule here
I dunno why you'd lie about McDonalds but whatever
dont make him tap the sign bitch nigga
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It's comfy that is why. I go there at 6:30 am to eat the Big Breakfast with Hotcakes and some coffee. Usually there is nobody else so it is one of the few occasions where reading and eating is not an autistic, anti-social enterprise. Do you know what is cringe? Messing around with your cell phone when you are inside anywhere. Nothing is worse than seeing some retard scroll through his facebook feed or checking a website incessantly in public.
idk, to avoid each other while still feeling a sense of commonality?

or simply barbarians who are not ready to face the void of modern life.

Give me the worst pizza topping (or combo of toppings) imaginable.

Pineapple doesn't count because everyone knows its shit pizza topping.
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Pepperoni, if you're an adult.
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dryer lint on fresh mozzarella with a white piss sauce
i'm not too big on olives. once i was out with some friends at a pizza place and one of the guys offered to get a few pizzas if i bought a round of drinks; ok cool. mfw i come back to two pizzas, one all green olives the other all black olives, no other toppings. what in the actual fuck

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Redpill me on slow cookers

Are they worth it?
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Yeah they're totally worth it. Make sure you spend extra to get a locking lid though, the other ones don't keep the heat in as well and they're much harder to transport.

I wouldn't make meatballs or chicken tacos any other way.
Pot roast is so easy. You can make tons of different stuff. It's so hard to mess up a crock pot meal, and even overcooked meat is still good as fuck.
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Great for making bone broth.
I'll burn through your bottom.
>If you're busy buy a slow cooker
What is wrong with you
You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that slow cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the slow cooker did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like oatmeal. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had a slow cooker. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

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I...I don't know how to tell if a potato is over- or undercooked...
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That was my thought as well, but it's red
It depends. With red potatoes, it's harder because they still hold their shape well even when overcooked. With russets and baking potatoes, they tend to mush up and/or crumble when they're overcooked. Yukon Gold is a sort of halfway potato in that they're a little more resilient to long cook times but will eventually fall apart.

The texture degrades more than anything. A perfectly cooked potato is tender without mushing or mealing up, which are two things you tend to see with overcooked potatoes.

>microwaving potatoes
It's like you hate food.
>cut potatoes into chunks
>squeeze potato chunk with tong gently until it crushes with gentle force
does it taste like glue?
have trouble sticking a fork in it?
When the water has evaporated and the pot itself has caught fire

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>wake up
>find some juice
>mouth and sinuses gets all tingly
What is this?
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Oh, you were talking about you.
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if you have something acidic or salty it can make you salivate a lot quickly to dilute it which can feel weird if it happens suddenly. try taking small sips so your salivary glands adjust. or you could have a mild fruit allergy.
I see. That kind of makes sense

Also I have to make a correction, it's not my sinuses. but it's more the inside of my cheeks going all the way to the back of my jaw.

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How do I cook asparagus properly
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asperger water
you're an idiot retard fagg
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what from?
asparagus cum

Why are certain people so scared of trying new things?
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But most vegans have already tried meat and decided to not do it. They literally tried "new things" by going vegan
Honestly that’s fucked up
bacon, pickles and ancovies > any other pizza
it's actually the opposite. Vegans tried something new. Almost nobody is born vegan
> places where the current borders were arbitrarily drawn.
As opposed to ? Islands ?

>A viral post on Facebook in January 2017, led to a Western Australian woman’s name becoming known. Years later, nearly two and a half years, to be exact; the fact that Morgan has since died has reached the United States.

>Morgan Jane Gibbs died as a result of suicide in August 2017. Some of her friends say that her death by suicide was due to relentless cyberbullying that came following a viral post, a joke they said. Other friends said that they do not know what caused Morgan Jane Gibbs to feel hopeless enough to take her own life.

>With thousands of shares and comments on the post of Morgan Jane Gibbs shared about her new “clean eating” for her new year’s resolution while posting a picture of sashimi chicken. Sashimi chicken is raw chicken and a Japanese delicacy, which although it is cut leaving the lowest risk of salmonella, there is still a risk. On January 5, 2017, post she said, “Just made chicken medium rare chicken strips. They’re so good can’t believe I’ve never tried it like this before.”

>The post became so popular, another woman used the same photo and post, which also went viral. The post went viral with some laughing with her joke, some attempting to educate her about salmonella poisoning, and others calling her names like “stupid”. Posts are going around making light of her death blaming it on salmonella poisoning, although the jokes appear to be lighthearted, Morgan’s friends ask that people show empathy to the family of the woman who saw no other choice but to take her own life.
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You a leaf or a bong?
They are a faggot people in general, only a notch above those cocksucking canadians.
>women do thing
we do what we are told.
Yeah fuck Austrians

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