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You're in the club and these guys all slap your girlfriend's ass, what do?
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>>110043534
Tell my girlfriend to fuck off and start sucking their dicks
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>>110043534
Have legitimately never seen a single picture of Ezra Miller where it doesn’t look like he just finished sucking a dick.
Even in pictures with women.
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>>110043534
All of them are respectful god fearing chads who wouldn't make a mockery of my relationship and me as a person by walking all over me. Try again mouse.
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More like
>Momoa slaps a 10 year old's ass
>Fisher slaps a white woman's ass
>Affleck isn't in the club because alcohol is haraam
>Cavill slaps a hairy man's ass
>Miller slaps his own ass to attract Cavill and the hairy man
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>>110043883
God is dead

In an interview with Wonderland magazine, Fox said of her Transformers director, Michael Bay: “[Michael] wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. It’s endearing to watch him. He’s so vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set, he’s a tyrant.”


Boh she said that? she was just fishing to get fired wasn't she.. so why did he hire her again on ninja turtles?
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>>110041552
It doesn't seem like an insult to me.
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wouldn't shock me if spielberg diddled kids. he adopted like 9 of them
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>>110043290
Instead we get this disgusting weinsteined whore
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>>110042700
it's the quote in OP
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>>110043200
Can we get a Downfall of Megan Fox?

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If you were given the task of writing and directing a film about the life of Elliot Roger and the Isle Vista Massacre, how would you go about doing it? Some things to consider include
>Casting
>What time span to cover of his life
>Deciding to show Elliot committing the massacre and the aftermath
>At the end of the film, showing the infamy he's garnered after his death and how he's inspired other incels to commit massacres
>etc
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Make sure to add dream sequences of thots who keep mocking him for all his small inadequacies.
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>>110042695
Mumkey Jones's videos is where I found a bunch of stuff about him but his channel got deleted. He reuploaded all his Elliot Roger content here thankfully.
>http://mumkeyjones.tv/category/videos/elliot-rodger/
Here's a bonus Elliot Story pic
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>>110040271
Satirical black comedy with lots of internal narration.
Would cast an unknown as Elliot.
Would cover the college period of his life focusing on maybe the last two years before the murders with the rest in brief flashbacks.
Would end the film with his suicide after the murders and a quote that makes him looking suitably ridiculous but highlights the tragedy of modern society's obliviousness to narcissism.

There's undoubtedly a great film that could be made from his manifesto but I'm sure when we get it we'll get some boring, formulaic thriller with zero comedy or self-awareness that treats him like a threatening, detached psychopath instead of an inept, bumbling narcissist that eventually resorted to murder to deal with his frustration.
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>>110043526
>the tragedy of modern society's obliviousness to narcissism

Oblivious? We fucking love narcissists! Look who’s President, for God’s sake.
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>>110043661
I mean, only half the country supports Trump and even then Trump was already successful before winning the election. Elliot Roger was a failure throughout his life but couldn't let go of his narcissistic tendencies

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>"You really just gonna scroll past without hopping in, dude?"
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>>110042341
That dog isn’t looking directly at the camera and therefor me, so I will indeed scroll past while it is distracted.
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WHERE MY SNIFF BROS AT???
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>>110042503
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>>110042441
>dog
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Did I ducking stutter?

Can you guys recommend a good movie to watch while stoned? I like fantasy, science fiction, and surrealism.
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>>110039438
dune
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>>110039438
FLASH
AAAAAAAA-AAAAAHHHHH
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>>110039438
The Pagemaster
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>>110039438
>Falling for the herbal jew
You should know better
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>>110042837
im not a lazy stoner at least, I study hard then enjoy myself

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Name a better Zombie Movie than this, the 04 version is a piece of fucking garbage.
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>>110043042
Night is the best of the series.

The only non-Romero zombie movie worth watching is 28 Days Later.
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>>110043042
Dawn of the Dead is snore-inducing garbage. Return of the Living Dead is peak zombiekino

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where is the sticky
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>>110043395
F

Jizz in My Pants
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>>110043328
Develop porn addiction
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>>110043328
Kegels
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>>110043328
Build an emotional relationship with who you’re fucking so you last longer. Don’t be surprised if you prematurely ejaculate to a hot one night stand or prostitute. You’re just there to jerk off basically. But if you saw them again and again and built an emotional relationship with them, you last longer with them.

Do that or just jerk off before you have sex.
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>>110042319
Seed in my feed
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>>110042375
How do you edit? Need 4chan gold or something?
>>110043189
Of course everything is mans fault how can anything be a woman's fault you can't go wrong if you do absolutely nothing ever.
>>110042319
Blah blah something about Jews taking over the world blah blah blah the song is brainwashing whites to be bad in bed to encourage interracial breeding. Lonely island is a metaphor for where white men live when women all go to interracial breeding grounds.
>>110043411
Out on the pull you have a tactical wank before going out and again in the toilet just as you leave with the girl. Usually the third time you can last 3, maybe 3 and a half minutes.
Also if you get her in top you can usually squeeze out another 15,20 seconds before she notices if you can keep a straight face.

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Nice thread pardner.
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>>110043378
Literally SEETHING
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>>110043336
What?
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>>110043417
ok retard
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>>110043452
Alita is trash.

It getting BTFOed at the box office is great.

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If the Metal Gear Solid movie is not a genuinely great film then the director has completely failed in every conceivable sense of the word. It is literally the PERFECT thing to adapt to film. There should be no possible way in which this can go wrong.
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>>110043592
A fucking shitload of things can go wrong when you are making a movie

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My reaction when I see there no webm thread
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>>110043090
the standards vs quality wasn't the point, it was the excitement people felt in general over movies like these existing. I don't consider myself a big capefan. I saw each movie once (only saw the Tobey spidermans multiple times) and i didn't read any comics, but i am still looking forward to see what they'll do next and i enjoy the memes. The amount of toxicity some people spew over these movies is pretty sad sometimes though. Also fuck Hollywood for nominating Black Panther for Best picture, lol
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>>110043119
What.
The FUCK.
Is this shit.
There better be a explanation for this nonsense or is this the Trek version of hyper speed ramming?
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>>110043447
>is this the Trek version of hyper speed ramming?
Yep.
>There better be a explanation for this nonsense
Not really. The ship makes jumps like a Battlestar, it runs on space mushroom. The whole thing is based on a weird new age "science" theory.
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>>110043447
I forgot to add that it's taking place 10 years before TOS but it looks like something from a far future/JJ movie.
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>>110041646
What is this

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>wake up
>no sequel to Avatar

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The more I learn about Hollywood the more I am disgusted. It's just a massive money laundering machine with sprinkles of sexual abuse. People even go as far as to worship celebrities like gods.... it's so fucking weird. Why do you care what some jew said on twitter about some other fag; like who the fuck cares.

Is local theater any better?
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>>110041006
>this just tastes old... not pleasant, really 6.54 out of 10. Check out my shortwave show please.
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>>110043407
To torture us.
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>>110042303
More money. I'm not sure how you're confused.
The man on the street knows but is powerless to do anything.
Same with the authorities that are either in on it or have other issues.
If there's nothing to prevent you from continuing your scheme to produce more to feed your greed why would you stop?
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>>110042973
She got married :D
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>>110041006
it was a fuck a fan scene

Best Picture winner coming through.
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>>110043646
Based and Alitapilled

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>I dunno Mr. Lahey, it's pretty friggin far up
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>>110034738
>was it justified
The majority of the world deserves more suffering for their bullshit so I'm gonna say yes. How many people in those towers where assholes, probably most of them.
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>>110041526
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_War
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>>110034951
Correct.
It was an act of aggression done by saudis but that instigate an attack response on fucking iraq? if you question it means you don't support the troops.
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>SPIDERMAN (2002)
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>>110038090
>RELAX BUBBLES the cops are too fucking dumb to know it was us


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