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I used to love that show. Now, a new episode was out and I sat there for a moment and couldn't bring myself to click play. I realised I don't care anymore at all. So, dear /tv/ what happened? It can't be just that Ragnar is dead, there were enough interesting characters and stuff to do to continue the show. Yet, it has become totally boring. I didn't care who becomes King of all Norway, didn't care what happens in Russia... it's all so very predictable. Do any of you still watch Vikings?
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>>127921547
There isnt any "actual" norse saga by your definition.
>Tale of Ragnar Lodbrok or the Tale of Ragnar's Sons
Those stories are also written in the 12th century by Christian monks (a lot by Saxo who also mentioned Lagatha in another story).
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>>127920099
They replaced the historically accurate cucking with fantasy creatures. BRING BACK THE KEKING!
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>>127921816
If the writer didn't change, that's probably it. God, I hate hollywood and what they're doing to the entertainment industry as a whole so very much.
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you used to like this faggot beta metrosexual shit for system of a down fans? show has nothing to do with norse.
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This show was never good. Awful costumes, c-tier acting and c-tier writing that only vaguely ran alongside the lines of the actual history.

funny thing, actual history is far more interesting, damatic and actual costumes are far better looking and more colourful than this shite.
I get them trying to make it all look "dark ages" and whatnot, but I think the show and the characters would be far more sympathetic and interesting if all of this had grounding in actual events and not shlocky drama.

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DAMN IT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT A ________
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>>127921927
DAMN IT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT AN INCEL
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>>127921927
POOL BOY

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>ah thank god I managed to see Disney™'s Marvel Studios™' s Avengers™: Endgame before I died
>wish I had consumed even more superhero media though
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>>127920611
Get his dick sucked by some celebrity
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>>127920049
sir, please think about learning and not what people are doing outside in a bar
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>>127920049
why would i play video games? this is a television and film board
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Personally my final wish would be something like fucking a pornstar since I wouldn't have to deal with STDs or shame.
Maybe my final wish would to be blasted into space and have my frozen corpse shattered against an asteroid.
Or even something simple, like a luxury cruise.

Why would your final wish be so boring as seeing some flick?
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>>127918811
lynchian

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Be they short films, fan films or just made-for-internet movies.

You know, I don't think I've ever watched a horse movie, what's your guys' favorite horse films?
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>>127920561
And she hates blacks and gays.
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The Mustang was breddy good, would recommend
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>>127921108
Sounds really cliché.
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Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
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I cried at the end of secretariat, made me feel something at least.
Horse is pretty cool guy overall I guess.
Other horse kino I saw a candid video where some cyclist tries to pet a wild horse, his ears are back and teeth bared but the guy isnt paying attention and the horse tries to eat his hand. Based and cyclist pilled horse.

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>89 years old
>looks better than women 30 years younger
Clint is a national treasure, eat dirt roastie.
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>>127919525
>Dude is almost 100 years old
>hur durr men hit the wall like all women do
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>>127920328
I think that was the point of the bait bruh
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>>127919620
>Women wall = 21

more like 16 tbqh
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>>127920613
Upvoted my friend

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Movies Women wouldn't understand.
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love threads like these. the incels always out themselves.
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>>127921601
>>127921427
>>127921421
Roasties BTFOed
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>>127921601
>the incels always out themselves
>on an anonymous site
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Bryce and her sister, imagine her being your nigga and she says her sis wants to hang and then you say you want to go to a buffet haha and then they smile and after a while Bryce's pants get too tight ant she farts and has to unbotten them haha and her sister wario mona bed mating_press cum cum_in_pussy deep_penetration female_orgasm folded from_behind legs_spread open_mouth sweat testicles lying anus ass blush breast_squeeze cleavage closed_eyes missionary on_back overflow plump puffy_nipples shiny_skin sex wince
and then Bryce lets u rub it haha and then her sister puts on a dildo and pegs you but ur not gay so u say no and then
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*farts*

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Who would you cast in a live-action adaptation of Animal Farm?
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>>127921874
Milana should be in, most definitely.

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>FROM WHEN THE WHITE WOLF FOUGHT A SILVER-TONGUED DEVIL
>HIS ARMY OF ELVES AT HIS HOOVES DID THEY REVEL
>THEY CAME AFTER ME WITH MASTERFUL DECEIT
>BROKE DOWN MY LUTE AND THEY KICKED IN MY TEETH
>WHILE THE DEVIL'S HORNS MINCED OUR TENDER MEAT
>AND SO CRIED THE WITCHER HE CAN'T BE BLEEEEEEEEAT
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Cutting Geralt/Ciri scene in Brokilon was the most retarded thing they did
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>>127919819
You have to filter the shills. Didn't you notice how all criticism about casting choices was shot down with the usual "you're a racist" NPC talking points? Also, the writing was on the wall... there were enough anons pointing out the feminist writing staff, the milfguard armour, the forced diversity. If you didn't get the prevalent sentiment being "it's shite", that's on you.
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>>127920210
The only good thing in the show. Yen was painful to watch. Why they made the show about her is beyond me. Totally unlikable in the show.
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>>127918972
imagine putting in the time and effort to even make that soijak
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>>127918972
i got to the second episode with the hunchback paljeet and only 10 minutes of geralt and now i hate the show

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So, aside from it being set in a world with electricity and plastic, aside from Cheery not being a dwarf or female, aside from Angua being tiny (and possibly not a wearwolf), despite the Patrician being a woman described as a mix of "Dracula and Elvis", despite Throat being a wheelchair bound woman who leads a gang, despite Sybil being a young, thin, attractive black vigiliante, despite no colon, detritus or nobby nobbs, despite Vimes not wearing a breastplate on duty, despite Rihanna Pratchett and Terry's Assistant distancing themselves from it....

Ignoring all that, it still kinda looks shit doesn't it?
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Heath Ledger Joker
>6’2, 200lbs
>Walks into mob room, has stolen money from every person there, triggers them, threatens to blow himself up and take everyone with him if they lay a finger on him
>Overpowers the cocky over confident police officer that thought he was gonna teach Joker a lesson
>Escapes jail
>Kills Batman’s waifu purely because he knows Batman had a thing for her
>Literally beats the shit out of Batman and submits him
>Succeeds in getting Batman to murder (tackles Harvey Dent to his death)

Pheonix
>gets beat up by a bunch of kids
>y-you’re awful Murray :( idk what bants are because I’ve been a NEET my entire life
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>>127921284
>repost
Ok reddit.
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>>127921512
>Please fuck my wife with your bbc
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>>127921512
HUNKA HUNKA
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>>127921560
Then how come he's the only one that got Harley Quinn? checkmate.
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>>127921284
What part of "Origin Story" don't you fucking understand?

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What are your favorite movies? Mine are
Joker
Taxi Driver
Drive
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
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me on the right
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Who do you think was sitting there first, him or the girls?
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>>127921845
Him people like us don't just sit at random tables only normies have the balls to do shit like that.

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>Walter
Man is literally dying from cancer , risks his life so that his family won't go in debt and can live well after he is gone
>Skyler
I slept with Ted

What's wrong with women ?
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>>127921071
>What's wrong with women ?
it's a long story
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Fuck women
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>>127921071
>>127921130
>>127921208
>>127921224
>>127921711

>has a mentally retarded son
>learns her husband is making millions dealing meth
>can't handle the lifestyle even though all she has to do is launder the fucking money

Some women don't deserve a functioning brain.
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>>127921756
Don't forget that she made her son disabled by smoking when she was pregnant literally her and her sister are fucked in the head , fuck'em
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>>127921756
not the amounts he was making. making millions of dollars would have drawn attention.

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It was really well told as a film. Lots of small scenes and callbacks that pushed the story forward. I like it was kind of a roguish thief's tale that had some horror/psychological elements.

Two things though.. The young boy and the
"ghost" he saw never really paid off. The kid just passed out. I guess the guy coming out at the party was more cinematic than the kid figuring it out but didn't make a ton of sense to have the kid slowly figuring things out.

Also, what was the message? Or is it just lost in translation because asians are memes? What did the rich father do wrong? He was bad and deserved all that shit because he rich? He loved his family.

The poor father was a disgusting human being who should have been gassed. i guess it's a commentary on "muh wealth equality" but its kind of hard to comment on it when the family you're focusing on are a bunch of psychopaths
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>>127920712
First two thirds of the film were good, it works very well as a comedy that still gets the message across.
Falls apart in the weak final third though. The cellar added nothing to the film.
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>>127920895
also don't forget the daughter lied to the mother and played on her fear of her childs development to get more money.
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>>127920712
Why putting black bars over their eyes? Asian eyes are so fucking squint that you can't see them so it's pointless try to cover them when you have nothing to look at over there.
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>>127920938
>just standing cowardly with his rich pals and waiting to grab the keys while woman fighting some psycho with a knife and girl bleeding on the grass
Yeah, he got what he fucking deserve and you are nigger
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>>127921553
His kid literally was passed out from shock and he was trying to get him to the hospital. Also the daughter was carrying the son and it saved his life.

You are a faggot communist and you need to KYS


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