>We are the spark, that will light the fire that will burn the First Order downwho okayed this line?
>>198625553>hope is like the sun>billions of inhabited star systems in the galaxy
>The Dead Speak!walked out the theatre
Is this that movie where the mystery meat and the lesbian and the old fat cokehead hang out with puppets?
>>198625553>who okayed this line?It wasn't exactly "okayed", it was probably kathleen kennedy scared of overruling the BIPoC writer as to not appear racist
I keep saying 'I'll rewatch the Rise of Skywalker, it'll be hilarious' but I am incapable of making it past about halfway, it's a herculean task I'm not up to
>>198625958It was probably several lines that got crammed together after endless production meetings where everyone had an opinion they wouldn't let go of. That also basically explains the whole movie
For me, it's the many Snoke clones floating inside giant jars.
>>198625553Alright genius, you come up with a better line then
>>198626560somehow...the first order burnt down
>>198626560They burn now?!
there was no one around to okay it, they gave ryan free rein to shitpost as he pleased
>>198626560We are the 747 laden with jet fuel and screaming passengers who will allahu ackbar into the twin towers of the first order (but also in space because 9/11 probably hasn't happened in this universe yet)
>>198626560WE wuz sparkz
>>198626560Dr Palpatine I'm SPARK
Not defending goywars but the line is not as terrible as it is made out to be.
>>198626560Does it need to be "poetic" ?I think a simple line delivered straight would work well.>This is just the beginning, this isn't over until the First Order is no more.If it does have to be some eloquent speech, then a line as short as it was probably wont do.>We know what is at stake if we lose. We will not lose. There's no reason to live in a galaxy controlled by the First Order. No. Their days are numbered. Who's with me?
Probably looked better on paper and Isaac has taken the Han solo approach of “you can write this shit but you can’t make me say it” Since it’s a Disney committee script and not the Lucas team he has to change to “you can write this shit but you can’t make me pretend to like it.”
>>198626560You’re a big order
>>198629096Not bad except for the tribal tattoos
>>198625958>Rian Johnson is bipoc now
>>198626560We're going to light the fire that burns the First Order down.
>>198625553probably some girl woman (lady?) bitch
>>198626560>’ave we started ze fire?>yesh the fire rishes
>>198626560>First Order fucking shits, get outta my way!
>>198625553Dialogue only Retard Johnson could write.
>>198626560>We are the mouse that will eat the grain that will annoy the farmer that will buy the cat that will get chased by the dog that will run across the street that will cause a car to crash that will cause the traffic that will delay the meeting that will cause the boss to light a cigarette that will drop the ember that will light the carpet on fire that will collapse the building that will spread the asbestos that will cause the First Order to developed mesothelioma in fifteen to thirty years.
>>198625603None of them would be inhabitable without suns, what's your point?
>>198626560We are the first spark of a fire, that will burn the First Order dowm.
>>198626560>we are the malt liquor that will inebriate the husband that will brutally domestic abuse the First Order.
George Lucas.
>>198625553Me
I am the stone that the builder refusedI am the visual, the inspirationThat made Lady sing the bluesI'm the spark that makes your idea brightThe same spark that lights the darkSo that you can know your left from your rightI am the ballot in your box, the bullet in the gunThe inner glow that lets you know to call your brother sonThe story that just begun, the promise of what's to comeAnd I'mma remain a soldier till the war is won
>>198625553a woman or an onion
>>198626560>First one to spark, gets to light the fire
>>198626560>We are the fingers that hold the match that scrapes the striker that brings the spark that will light the fire that will burn the First Order down.
>>198631927>a womanThis. Read one page of anything written by Colleen Hoover, the most popular writer on earth now. It’s fanfic level offensively terrible shit, but that’s what modern women think is good writing.
>>198632766Do you hear that sound? It’s every screenwriter in the world whispering a reverent “FUCK” under their breath.
>>198626560>We are the match that will strike the paper that with ignite the spark, that will ignite the wick, that will burn the fuse, that will fire the charge, that will detonate the explosive, that will burn the house of the first order down.
>>198626560>We're going to babu frik the first order!
>>198631727take out 'a' and thats probably the best response, ill grant that the original line is such a meme that it probably got wayyy more attention than it would have if it was a well written line, not too far from the bane dialog on the plane
>>198626560>We are the spark that will burn the First Order down.
>>198625553>We are the spark that will light the match that will ignite the long trail of lighter fluid that will push down a domino set that flips a switch that begins a mouse trap board game that will dump a glass of water on the outlet connected to an active toaster that will set off another spark that catches the nearby curtains and spreads across the house on a hot dry day in california that will spread to the forests and create a uncontrollable fire that will burn the First Order downyeah im honestly kinda surprised this line made the cut
>>198631587Kek
>we are the boot that kicks over the bowling ball that rolls down the steel chute that knocks down the bowling pin that knocks over the series of dominos that releases the balloon that knocks over the cup of marbles that all roll down different chutes that lead to switches that activate mechanical robot hands that light matches that ignite the fuse to a bomb that explodes which ignites the lighter fluid that leads to the fire that will burn the first order down
>>198626560>We are the incontinence that will make the first order piss themselves and run home and cry themselves to sleep from embarrassment
>>198625553Better than anything in the prequels.
>>198631985He didn't burn so good!
>>198625553God damn I thought you were joking but that really is the line
>>198629687For (you).
>>198626560The first order...is 20% off when you use code SITH1 at checkout
>>198629562Both of these are terrible. Just do something like>we are the spark that will light the fire of rebellion across the galaxythe only issue with the original is that it's too long and clunky, so just chop off the last clause
How about this one? "That's how we're going to win. Not fighting what we hate. Saving what we love." (forcibly kisses Finn without his consent as laser battling ram takes down door ready to kill her friends)- Rose Tico. Probably the hardest I laughed seeing that played out. Of course you've also got the classic "*sigh* Somehow Palpatine returned." and to actually hear his message you had to play Fortnite at the time.
>>198626560>the first thing I want done as King of the Ring is to get that piece of crap out of my ring. you sit there and you thump your bible and it didn't get you anywhere. cause you've proven without a shadow of a doubt that you ain't got what it takes anymore. talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16. Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!
>>198637634this. that's a better version of what they were trying to say
I hate the ST so much it's absolutely unreal
>>198626560We are the spark, that will land onto a section of the first order, thereby setting that section of the first order on fire. THAT fire will then spread to other sections of the first order, and this ever growing fire, which started from our spark mind you, will eventually burn the first order down.
>>198626560We are some of the people who will kill some of the people in the first order organization
>>198638827And in so doing we will be the ones doing that which is deemed to be needful
>>198625553Still don't know what was going through their minds with this.What possible story tension is there in defeating the Empire as a bunch of rag-tag underdogs when they failed so spectacularly before, after winning and getting everything they want? Also, how? Like they are so incompetent they are barely holding on against a mentally unfit teenager and comedic relief, and there's like 12 of them left.
