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I’m a worthless piece of shit
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>>127920556
comfy
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>>127920564
HGH was a mistake
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>>127919751
No, you're not. There are people who care about you. You have a place and a role to play in the grand story of all life. Pick one thing you like. Do it. Do the shit out of it. Leave your mark, however you choose to do it, in a way that makes people say, goddamn...that guy used to think he was a piece of shit. How fucking retarded.

Get up. Today. Start doing it. Then do it tomorrow. And keep doing it until it feels weird to not do Make great things every day. Start today. You're so much more than who you think you are. And you can always change who you think you are. Start there. Kick some ass. Create and prove to yourself that what I'm telling you is true.

Today. Go.
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>>127919751
Such a thing has never existed.

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When are we getting another Alien movie bros?
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>>127919220
A Walmart-exclusive line of Aliens vs Colonial Marines toys just started hitting. Not an "adult" collector line either. These are geared straight at kids. Rumor is that Disney is considering a cartoon.
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Hopefully never because Alien movies suck my balls.
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>>127919220
god i wish that were me
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>>127919220
Once JC finishes milking The Terminator dry.
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>>127919220
OHHH I .... IM GONNA COOOOOM

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>Gets the perfect death
>No she actually survived because of time travel
Why can't Filoni just let her go?
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>>127900426
Modern Star Wars could be saved by more alien hebephilebait. Maybe branch out a bit. A new series focused on a 14 year old Zabrak or Zeltron girl could be kino.
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>>127917567

I just realized twi'lek heads look like womens' crotches from the back you know, like the tentacles are thighs etc...
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cad bane is a faggot
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So, is she ever going to show up in a live action movie or show? I think The Mandalorain makes the most sense since Filoni is one of the person behind it, but if the rumors are true that Feige wants Brie Larson to play her, I can see her getting her own movie.
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>>127920409
Never because disney knows most of her fanbase are actually coomers

>hear about British Comedy all the time
>download this and Blackadder
>it’s just SILLY VOICES and SILLY EXPRESSIONS alongside the most predictable jokes you can think of
>try The Thick Of It
>it’s LOUD CURSING
What’s the appeal? Is Yes Minister more of the same?
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>>127920662
huh huh he said chinky

so funneh
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>>127920728
>WHERE IS THE LAUGH TRACK IS THIS FUNNY OR NOT I CANT TELL I'M NOT BEING TOLD TO LAUGH HELP
Americans are genuinely the most low IQ part of the western world.
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it's easy to say uk>usa comedy when you're cherry-picking the best UK shows out of the last 50 years like blackadder, yes minister, peep show, etc

What about the mountains of dross like 2.4 point children, friday night dinner, miranda and the countless other shows that no one outside the UK has ever had the misfortune to watch because they never got picked up globally.

USA produced MASH, seinfeld, curb, cheers, frasier, it certainly isn't all bad.

can't we all just get along
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>>127920592
>While I enjoy Father Brown
Meant Father Ted
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>>127920749
No, the point is it's completely flow destroying where Del Boy goes
>Oh yeah I went down to the ----- and you know what that ---- said he said that he didn't want no bleedin' chopsticks. He said he sold them to Larry in the first place!
It breaks the flow. Or, in Fault Towers
>I knew a Nigger once Faulty, wonderful chap in the Sudan
becomes
>I knew a BLEEP once Faulty, wonderful chap in the Sudan
or
>I knew a ----- once Faulty, wonderful chap in the Sudan
Etc. Don't butcher stuff because the social graces in the country has changed to suddenly make this not allowed (and then in the show Taboo two years ago, people are screaming 'HE'S A FUCKING NIGGER CUNT' and this is OK).

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Why are French movies so boring?

>le cigarette
>le quotes from books

It's always the same boring shit.
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>>127920558
the burgers have been brainwashed to hate the frogs since they refused to follow bush in the middle east, their history is glorious and but modern frogs and especially parisians are completely faggots and thus deserve to be hated
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>>127920618
Can't really blame the French for not wanting to go to war with their fellow Muslims 2bh.
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>>127919449
cynical skinny teenager/20 year old manlet who likes to smoke cigarettes and quote philosophy with girls at the beach makes up nearly every french movie I've seen
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Czech films > Jap films > German films > Burger flicks > French films > Nollywood > Bong joints desu.
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>>127920797
t.

What's his best film?
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>>127918620
this movie looks like ass in hd, but orson's scenes are kino
>you underestimate me galvatron... for a time i considered sparing your wretched little planet cybertron, but now you shall witness it's dismemberment!
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>>127919406

Because they didn't like Welles and they were worried it would lose money and it was exactly the sort of film they didn't like i.e. brooding and subtle and (most importantly) very downbeat.

It's really sad to read the report cards filled in by the original studio audience when they test-screened it.

About 2/3rds say "it's boring", "it's too artsy", "it's rubbish", etc

The other 1/3rd say "this is the greatest film ever made".
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>>127919406
> why would they spend money on a 3 hour movie just piss all over it and throw half of it away?

Ask DC, they did it with Justice League
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>>127918569
The Lady from Shanghai was camp and feels like a queer film.
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>>127919623
Test audiences ware a mistake. Just look at nuWars and Marvel, these movies are filtered and refiltered through test audiences,

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wich one is the better movie?
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>>127919068
its quite natural desu. People hesitate is such moments
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>>127919068
No he didnt. The gun got entagled in his shirt. Watch frame by frame
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>>127919226
>deus ex machina excuses
Was this movie written and directed by D&D?
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>>127919068
maybe some can explain it to me but why does it look like some michael mann movies (vice also comes to mind) the scenes have a weird fluidity to them, like they're shot in 60 fps
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>>127919421
he started shooting in digital starting with collateral, that's why

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the average tv poster after a coom session
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I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me
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>>127920459
I've "seen" Napoleon Dynamite once and I paid absolutely no attention to it.

Did they really allude to him whacking it?
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>>127920624
he threw a football over them damn mountains
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>>127920624
He was dancing

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Is Desperate Housewives a good TV show?

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Brannoxbros and Lennylads both welcome.
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>>127916623
resurrect hitler to be his himmler
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>>127918560
Vulture have already spoiled that he wakes up in episode 6.
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>>127919146
>dubitative and insecure
These are some of his character traits that add to the overall complexity. He's an opposite of Lenny who, instead of showing only concrete strength and demanding admiration, earns everyone's love by not being afraid of being vulnerable. You see a lot of very charismatic leader figures like Lenny but there's not a lot of protagonists like Brannox.
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Who's more /fa/ anons?
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>>127895174
Is she the same dwarfette from the Great Beauty?

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What else are some other Kino about redemption?
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Cerrone hasnt been top tier in over ten years. This is obvs a warmup fight.

God damn Americans are so fucking fat and stupid. What other documentaries show the true nature of Americans?
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>>127920170
t. vladimir
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Is this going to be 2 hours of chinese propaganda?
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>>127920170
Bowling for Columbine
Fahrenheit 9/11
Idiocracy
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>>127920364
Chinese are based
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>>127920170
Is this our Empire of Sand?

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You wanna win by one point or fucking thirty points, KG? I see you out there when the fucking stadiums all booin' ya. You're thirty up you're still going full tilt. Let's see what Vegas has you guys at tonight let's see. Look at this shit the Sixers are supposed to win the game tonight they think. They think on game 7 you're not gonna get fuckin' 18 points. Who the fuck do they do- doesn't that make you want to fucking kill them? Doesn't that make you say fuck you for doubting me? Doesn't that make you want to fucking step on fucking Elton Brand's fucking neck? Come on KG this is no different than that. This is me, I'm not an athlete, this is my fucking way, this is how I win.
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>>127919327
good time
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What I liked about this exchange was that it was truly something most sports fans would want. I can’t tell you how much I would love a sit down with athlete or coach and just let them know what the fucking common people think of them. Could you imagine Jason Garret (previous coach of the Dallas Cowboys) get into a one on one conversation with a fan, not out of anger, but disappointment? I get that Adam’s character was stalling and trying to rile up KG into winning the game that night, but holy fuck was it a good scene. Really hope he approaches another serious role.
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>>127919327
Bad Lieutenant, Straight Time, Thief, Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia, The Gambler, Cockfighter, California Split, The Killing of a Chinese Bookie and the TV show Luck (it's only one season and Michael Mann directed first episode)
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This movie is so jewish it's disgusting to watch.
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WHA- WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO???

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>I'll help you up bro grab my hand
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fingolfin > feanor

Best treasure hunt movies?
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>>127920098
Hudson Hawk
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>>127920098
National treasure
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Unironically, National Treasure.
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1>3>2>4
You know films I mean
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>>127920491
I always liked Temple of Doom and don't know why people diss it.


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