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Cast it.
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>>117177443
TJ miller is the guy with glasses
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>>117177443
Idris Elba

is he literally /ourguy/?
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>>117176607
/tv/ didn't invent that word son
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>>117177006
i want summer to end
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>>117176607
Kino means cinema in German (and a plethora of other languages).
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>>117176607
Chapter Formerly - Operation Sneedo

ITT: Unexpected cameos
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>>117172092
The whole fucking movie I'm going "I know who this is, why can't I figure it out!".
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Arnie in The Rundown/Welcome to the Jungle
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>>117176067
that was a good one
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Matt Damon in Unsane
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i'm the guy who does his job. you must be the other guy.
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>>117177251
Plane & Bane
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>>117175755
vietnam fucking shits
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>>117177320
Nice.
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If you had an idea about what we do we would not be good at what we do. We would be cunts. You calling us cunts?
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Everytime my girlfriend gives me a blowjob I can hear Nicholson saying "suckin' on your cock" in my head.

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>>117177072
kino was lost that day then
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>>117177273
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>>117177390
>directed by Steve Buscemi
Yep, its based
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SATANIC BLACK MAGIC
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>>117171615
dunce

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Uh, you realize Twin Peaks is actually f**king great right?
Don't you realize David Lynch made it?
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newfags can't greentext
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>>117176066
Wait, David Lynch was involved with it?
Wtf, I like Twin Peaks now.

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Rian Cuckson btfo!!!!!
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This is what l hate; retards like you that sit on your fat ass all day browsing the catalogue waiting to respond first. I never get yous no matter how hard I try so getting the first post is important. It's the same thing on every board. Assholes like you that make a moronic first post that aren't worthy of responses. What if I have something informative to say but can't, because of your selfishness? Imagine actually getting off by taking that opportunity away from somebody. Enjoy your "FPBP" responses, because that's all you have in life. Fuck you. Seriously.
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>>117177359

What's wrong? Did your tampon fall out of your skirt?
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>>117177310

I am Rian Johnson and that picture hurts my feelings. Please delete it.

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>GET BACK IN FORMATION YOU DRUNKEN FOOL!
what's the correct move here?
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>>117170015
I recognize that artstyle - is this the artist that draws the 40k lewds with Brother Dimetrius?
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>>117173092
>Caesar is like Darth Vader
>Sulla is like Clint Eastwood
We get it Dan, you watch a lot of movies
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>>117176520
He can't know which books are relevant, he lacks the education to do so. If you wanna something noob-friendly with the possibility to dive deeper I recommend the Cambridge Ancient History handbooks.
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>>117174550
Constantinople was an utter shell of its former glory after 1204. Most of the city burned down by its own defenders, population a fraction of what it was, all icons and jewelry melted and given to the crusaders as tribute. It may have existed in name, but it really existed as a wasteland for the next 200 years.
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>>117176845
Plus 1204 feels worse because it was "fellow Christians" who did it. Never trust Catholics.

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>>117177263
>niggers in the distance
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>>117177292
He WAS red John you twat.
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Why is this scene so infamous here?
I don't understand what's so funny about it.
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>>117177395
FPBP
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Jesus fucking Christ... another potentially great Simpsons thread ruined by you underaged cocksuckers. Seriously, how is uttering the same one or two phrases, or some variant of "Formerly X" funny? How is ruining any potential discussion of the greatest sitcom ever made enjoyable? I didn't have much growing up... in fact I was a latchkey kid. I didn't have many role models, but I did have The Simpsons growing up. Every week I would watch The Simpsons, recording each episode on my parents' VHS machine, then rewatch every episode during the summer. Eventually I enlisted in the Marine Corps and got sent to Iraq. Again, all I had was The Simpsons, seeing as how I had nothing waiting for me back home. My motivation to see the end of my tour alive was knowing that when I got back to the States I could look forward to seeing what kind of hijinks Homer and his family would be up to next. And I loved discussing this show on 4chan, one of the coolest places on the internet. Well, no more. I can't take this obnoxious spam for a second longer, I'm gone.
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>>117177387
Sneed
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12 year olds being "funny"
It's really cringy
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>>117177557
Sneed

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Kinos about being a shut-in and losing touch with reality?
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>>117177350
Basicalleh.
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>The first three months in solitary, I never talked to myself and did pushups. The next three months, I...I admit I did talk to myself, and stopped doing pushups. The sixth months after that? You don't want to know.
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>>117177350
Grey Gardens. Well known and famous documentary about family members of Jackie O residing in a house which has long since gone past the point of livability. The elderly mother and middle-age daughter are both detached completely from reality, they have no electricity or running water, the house is infested with vermin and a population of feral cats, there's feces and filth and dead things everywhere, and both of them are completely convinced they're still living in the glamorous, debutante lifestyle of their youth as Kennedys. It's fascinating and heartbreaking, and I saw it by happenstance when I was full neet in my one bedroom apartment which was slowly filling up with garbage, as I was completely addicted to synthetic marijuana. It creates the idea of a kind of separate world born from isolation and madness in a very real and yet fantastical way, and I really don't know how to describe how it made me feel.
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The Aviator
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>>117177564
great documentary

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A LEAN NIGHT
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>>117170094
>Summertime
>1955
>'chuknowabout that? Prolly nothin'
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>>117166253
isn't this anthony CUMIA?
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>>117161970
>Bagger Vance
never heard of this film ever but holy shit it sounds terrible
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>>117170855
>Texarkana
there's that film about the serial killer. that's the only reason i know about texarkana.
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>>117172431
SAME SONG AS FUCKING REDLETTERMEDIA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

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Why is National Treasure so much better than The Da Vinci Code?
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>>117174985
this
>>117175312
and this

At least National Treasure is cheesy enough to not be taking itself too seriously.
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>>117174862
National Treasure is family friendly, heart whelming fun, that knows it's a fucking movie about the adventure of discovery, whereas the Da Vinci Code takes its grim dark edginess way too serious. It tries to patronize you.
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One has stealing the declaration of independence with fucking a gold treasure at the end

The other has a priest self flagellating
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>>117174862
Da Vinci Code is such a pretentious jerkoff i never understood how anyone enjoys it
National treasure and the Mummy were the last good adventure franchises
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>>117174991
>Because he kidnaps the president of the United States.
>>117175420
>how are they going to top this in the third one? steal an international prototype of the kilogram?

kidnap the god emperor of the planet earth? (donald j trump)


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>>117175369
>Sean Bean
(+jon voight)
>>117175312
>The Da Vinci Code is just about Dan Brown's self-insert being smarter than everyone else, it's boring.

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Still the best dinosaur movie.
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>>117174931
That’s not land before time
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>>117174931
it will never be topped desu
my favorite movie of all time desu desu
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>>117174931
I rewatched them all with my 3 year old and it was amazing. He still plays with the red t-rex and other toys from the movie. Funny how the new movies are garbage and a big step back in everything.
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Cavafly is better
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>>117174931

Still the best sneedosaur movie.

Kino show about a man having fun alone on earth
>Ruins it in episode 2
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Definition of "a face for radio".
In her case it's voice acting for cartoons, please keep her there.
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>>117176725
>we need a scenario in which this gobliness can be considered fuckable
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>>117177195
>>117177481
I think shes pretty cute bros


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