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was the entire movie a dream/delusion?
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>>127889473
>no

prove it
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>>127889251
Questioning if everything was a dream is babby’s first film analysis technique, fuck off
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>>127889582
if you watched the film you would understand why but clearly you haven't and i doubt >>127889473
has either
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>>127889618
I haven’t seen the film, I just wanted to come in your thread and call you a faggot
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>>127889251
it's pretty obvious which parts were real and which weren't

>we will never get a Halo movie that was made in the 2000’s
What’s the point of life?
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>>127889425
It's a shame because he's the perfect director for it, and it would have been at the best time (2008-2009)

The opportunity for a Halo movie was 2008-2011ish. That has since passed
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>>127889482
>ginger hair, freckles, pale skin, called John, good at fighting

He's clearly Anglo-Irish
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>>127889554
>sober
theory disproven
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I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
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AYO BRIDGE TO MUHFUCKIN CRYO TWO

SEND THE MASTA CHIEF TO DA BRIDGE IMMEDIATELY

You may not like it, but this is what peak Star Wars looks like
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>>127888671
Idk why, but i love when qui gon tries to get through the blast doors.
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honestly? not too bad

I'm so sorry George
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>*ahem*
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>>127889475
OT fans lose their fucking minds when you criticize empire or say star wars is for children tho

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What do you think TV will be like in 2040?
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>>127872441
>>127872552
>>127889207
Tiffani was so popular she appeared on Married with Children. They knew the audience back then. Now the premise of this revival sounds exactly like propaganda with a laugh track.
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>>127879639
Yikes.
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>>127889207
>Trannies are the forefront of propaganda in the media
not at all. you're just obsessed with them and you freak out on every rare moment you see a trans person.

honestly, i think you're just some closet case who wants to get fucked by some girldick

stop fucking posting about trans people 24/7. get help you mental case
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>>127872552
brutal
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>>127881933
Kek. What a goblin

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How did Disney manage to fuck up the biggest IP in the world?
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>>127885125
Prequelmemes had a much bigger impact on popculture than ST. Kids will be nostalgic about "Hello there" not Disney trash
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>>127887656
>Barely any planning, godawful writing
really?
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>>127885125
there are redeeming qualitied about the prequest.... none whatsoever about the ST. anyways you're a faggotnigger
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They had only a skeletal roadmap, and it fucking shows. After the second movie and just as many directors they had to patch up the fucking mess of a story they had written themselves into a corner with.
tl;dr they tried to coast along with only the Star Wars brand name.
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>>127885054
They didn't.
They did fuck up star wars though.

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This wasn't so bad at all.
Definitely didn't deserve to bomb.

For John... ;_;
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>>127888059
>>detainees

wtf lol
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>>127887822
Anybody else feel that they were low-key dedicating the movie to Edward?
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>>127887822
It had some godawful marketing. Just look at this poster. It's got two geriatric actors that make people actively contemplate mortality, a weird tranny, and a girl that would be cute, if not for her actively frowning.

The other most salient piece of visual marketing was pic related where viewers are immediately repulsed by the not-man-not-woman-ness hardbody of the Grace character.

Here's the thing that nobody seems to understand about the T2. People gush about the action goddess Sarah Connor character and her hardbody... but Sarah's hardbody never showed up on any of the contemporary marketing, because if she had, people would have been repulsed.

At the end of the day, film is a visual medium and the majority of the audience wants to see higher-than-average-attractiveness actors and actresses. You can be the writer-director of this film and try to frame that want as 'misogyny' or 'being scared' or whatever, but they're still not gonna buy your tickets. That whole 'if you don't do what I tell you it means your scared' shtick stops working past like age 8.
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>>127888059
Skynet's time machine isn't actually a time machine. It just sends things into alternate realities. All of these events take place in completely unrelated timelines.
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DUDE
T2 EXCEPT EVERYONE HAS GREY HAIR

Almost 6 years later, was JLaw right?
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>>127885210
hear tears only make my penis harder
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>>127885210
What ever happened to her? People were saying she was going to be the next A-list Hollywood actress of the 10s, but I barely see her in film or TV anymore.
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She and I have the same job now.
NONE.
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>don't find her that attractive
>blew a load to her nudes out of sheer obligation
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>>127889476
>the next A-list Hollywood actress of the 10s
There was definitely a period around the end of hunger games and American Hustle that she was one of the biggest actresses in her age group.
She also used to have all this geek cred and you would see non-stop 4 panel cringe posts on reddit about her being quirky because she was everybodys waifu.
Not sure when it all ended. It might have been this desu, or it might have been people getting pissed at her not speaking out when she so obviously fucked Harv.

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>Due to an overwhelmingly positive response to his brief appearance in the 2019/20 CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS crossover event; actor Brandon Routh, Producer Greg Berlanti & a small collection of creatives originally involved in 2006’s “Superman Returns” have met with WarnerBros over the last few days to discuss the potential of a Post Crisis SUPERMAN limited series for The CW or the more likely option, HBOmax. The outing would see Routh return as the titular character and reunite him with “established characters in Superman lore”. This would be developed alongside the recently announced straight to series SUPERMAN & LOIS, also Produced by Greg Berlanti.
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>>127889022
And as this is the same version as in Superman Returns he's essentially a continuation of the Reeves timeline. AKA the best timeline.
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>>127885589
Since when Routh is suddenly popular among Supes fans? Was he really that good in Crisis?
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Crisis was the Kino that keeps on giving
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>>127889499
People like Routh in Legends, him playing A Superman was great fun. I don't think most people like Returns as a movie though, even if contrarians try to say it's now retroactively good
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>>127889499
Just sit and observe faggot

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>RLM started prequel bashing
>Episode II was always considered worse than episode one
>Marcia Lucas is not only the main editor of the OGs but the savior
Where do people come up with this shit?
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34 yo here. I remember old fans talking about EPII being a return to the adventure and pulp and that they liked it better than TPM.

Me on the other side loved TPM. Loved the pod racing, darth maul, the music but hated the kid and was indifferent to jarjar
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>>127885261
Just wait until sequel praising becomes a thing. You'll see the same cunts say TLJ and ROTS are the best Star Wars movies.
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>>127889167
If they had cast hayden from the beginning it would've been even more kino. Whole trilogy would've been better.
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The podracing crowd in ‘The Phantom Menace’ was really 450,000 Q-Tips being blown about.
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>>127889142
Yep so based. Correctly points out two thirds of an adventure series is people sitting on couches and you're surprised that most people didn't enjoy them.

Who was in the wrong here?
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>>127887845
WTF
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>>127887860
This, but it's first come first serve.
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>>127887821
mike is a retard, he's a bookie but can't pay out bets? what kind of retard shit is that
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>>127889094
george did come first, but he spent like 2 mins talking to eleine how beautiful it is to get an easy parking spot like that and patting himself on the back
honestly jerry could just told both of them it was his fucking car and get the spot, didn't they both come to watch the game in jerry's place anyway?

>>127889135
the kind that want to get shot, good thing jerry did take care of his hands later on
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>>127887845
underrated post

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*sigh* Somehow...Napoleon returned.
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>>127889129
>americans gave the nickname limey because they used to put lime-juice in the alcohol rations to stave off scurvy
>the idea of proper nutrition is used as an insult by mutts
kek
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>>127889349

I suppose you could say he was an opportunist who didn't have much personal convictions beyond attaining more power. While in Egypt, he described himself as an admirer of Islam, said that if he were the ruler of a nation of Jews, he would rebuild the temple of Solomon, and publicly disrespected the Pope despite defending the French institution of Catholicism. Dont forget he also reinstated slavery in french colonies after the revolutionaries had abolished it and effectively stripped women of all legal rights.
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>>127889365
>>127889349
>a million frenchies freeze to death in Russia
>Let's join Napoleon again what could possibly go wrong
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>>127888960
>made his brother the King of Spain just cause
>had mistresses from nobility to piss them off
>willfully tried to starve innocents to incite revolts
>sacked and stole the treasuries of 5 countries
better place huh
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>>127888052
He was like 5'7, which was about average at the time. Fuck off with your Anglo propaganda bullshit

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The casting for Nobby is spot on 2bh
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>>127889054
Pikatinny rails, PAGST helmets and tactical elbow pads in the fantasy. Huh.
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wtf is that thing on the left?
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>>127889054

>small crossbow without a crank or lever

The bolt would probably bounce off your coat...
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>>127888024

"ok, I want this coat of chainmail but I want it to put all the weight on my neck muscles. Also, can you make sure it's open at the front so all my vital organs are exposed?"
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>>127889521
carrot has +100 plot armor, but if that midget is supposed to be cherry bottom I do not even know

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Nice board, nigga.
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Darkness!
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It's crazy how funny this shit still is. I remember watching it when it first aired and pissing myself laughing. Go back and watch it, every line is hilarious.
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>>127889275
FUCK YO BOARD NIGGA FUCK YO BOARD
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...yeah I remember grinding my feet on Eddies couch.
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>See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump online and shitpost on somebody's board like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.
>Yeah I remember shitposting on Janny's board.

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Which one of these early 2000s epics is the best and why?
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>>127888587
1. Gladiator
2. Kingdom of Heaven
3. Troy (although it has its moments of greatness)
4. Alexander
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Alexander is one of my childhood nightmare, went to see the movie with my parent, shit was so fucking boring I wanted to pull my hair out and die. One of my first experience of being literally bored to death, as a kid going to the theater, even for a shitty movie, was always an experience. This theater became my prison, when will it fucking end is all I could think of and boy did this shit last and last and last
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>>127888587
>Troy
Best movie of the three that I've seen. Amazing set-pieces. Great fight scenes. Great pacing, I watched the director's cut on Blu-Ray which is like 3 hours long and it flowed excellently. Possibly one of the best paced 3 hour films I've ever seen to be fair. I also really liked the meaning and theme packed into the film. I also liked that this film took an agnostic view of the Greek myths. There are references to the Gods, but they are not seen or heard for the entirety of the film. The writing is weak in this film, the script is somewhat flimsy. However the beauty and craftsmanship of this film cannot be denied. Nigel Terry, Sean Bean, Brian Cox, and Brendan Gleeson are used to great effect in this film.
>Gladiator
The first of Scott's collaborations with Russell Crowe. I found Crowe was miscast. The writing is better in this film than in Troy, but the fight scenes and set-pieces fall short in comparison. The fight between Tigris of Gaul and Maximus is especially lame. Tigris, a hardened warrior and combat veteran, is disabled by being stabbed in the foot and hit in his armored face with a shield, all while Maximus is laying on his back. It was a stupid fight that really let me down. Compare that to the duel between Achilles and Hector. Phoenix gives a great performance in this film and he is the standout actor.
>Kingdom of Heaven
Very flawed film. Orlando Bloom was terribly miscast. I remember I always thought Edward Norton would have fit the role better given his look and how he carries himself. Instead Norton plays leper king Baldwin. It's the standout role in the film, but he doesn't get utilized enough, even in the director's cut. The fight scenes are lame and poorly directed. The writing is even worse. Some of the dialogue in this film is really clunky.
>Alexander
Have not seen this film yet.

What makes her so watchable?
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>>127887660
Jodi West?
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>>127887764
she fuged common too
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>>127887660
wasn't she in her 40's back in JP?
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>She will never ever fart in your mouth...
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>>127888393
The inverse; she looked like she was in her 40s despite being 25.


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