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>promiscuous boi
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wow she filled out
>single mommy
R&B basically died in the 2000s. 1990s had the best R&B music.
Shes fucking rich, it’s not like she’ll struggle.
Nelly is a sweety. We hired her to play fresh week concert back in the day (before Promiscuous,) and she was totally chill and nice. Glad she got out of the circus alive

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>not even a story, just a long ad written by focus groups who hate star wars pandering to the lowest common denominator possible to make as much money with as little effort put into the product as possible to maximize profit
Gee, I wonder why everyone hates this garbage. If anything, it gets too much notoriety. When this is the reality, I have no idea how anyone likes or defends this fucking garbage. It's like caring about the characters in Geico commercials. It's just written by marketers.
Wrong. Nobody likes Jar-Jar or porgs.
>TPM - cringe/fun
the popcorn mines?
counterpoint: the ewoks really did ruin Star Wars permanently in 1983 and it's been shit ever since.
Everything to do with Endor in RotJ is cringe and bad.

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can we agree
Nick > Charls > Sam

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I don't get it.
Francine is unironically hot
Is she not

Hot enough

For you dad?

Open ya eyes you have the perfect wiiiife

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Lke did I ever tell you about quarterstaffs?
The scavenger Rey owned a quarterstaff which she salvaged from the wreckage that littered the desert wastes following the Battle of Jakku. She used it for much of her life as a tool of scavenging and of defense. These skills later proved useful when she used a lightsaber against Kylo Ren during the Battle of Starkiller Base.
It also looked like a big black cock.
She was a retarded friend.
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Luke, did I ever tell you that R2-D2, sitting right over there, was keeping guard of your mother while she slept one night? R2 was unsuccessful in detecting a big poison worm from trying to bite and kill her, but luckily your father and I sensed what was happening in the bedroom and he quickly busted in and killed the worm. We quickly realized that the worm was fed through a hole in the bedroom window by a droid likely employed by an assassin. I didn't hesitate for one second and charged through the window, grabbing the droid, and plunging several stories thousands of feet in the air, before the droid continued to flee with me hanging from it. The droid led me to a transgender bounty hunter who shot the droid out my hands, and I proceeded to plunge hundreds of feet before your father caught me with a speeder he had commandeered. He was a good friend.
>a transgender bounty hunter
fuck i forgot that happened. bravo lucas

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what the fuck was their fucking problem
Still my favorite movie of all time.
don't go being a twat now
I also enjoy that gif. Wish I had more occasion to use it.
British people are ugly

Would an all black movie work?
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They didn’t get a real Great Dane for that picture because they hate dogs
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>the criminal they unmask is always their uncle/cousin/one of the gang
Based and blackpilled

What are some cold kinos?
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>flashback to the same scene 40 times

Yeah, fuck this shit
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does this hold up to the book?

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I can't stand what they did to my boy. I miss prime brock
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I think they mean when Blue Morpho and Jonas are arguing. Blue Morpho didn't kill Jonas, Bud threw him into space.
That would be the most anticlimactic answer, thus it is probably correct. However it could be something even sillier and more ironic involving time travel, who knows.
he did the same thing to brock in careers in science, he was shown to be on the station as a boy, he was also shown to have a domineering oversexual mother that made him super weird about sex. he sees jonas, his hero, and morpho arguing, they leave and he sees the sex tape with them on it they left in the player. he snaps and opens the bay doors on movie night killing everyone. it all adds up
He's getting assfucked by his Amazon girlfriend, he's lost his primal rage and high test.

He's a pussy.
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now he's a venture brother

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2010: クロネズミ [Black Rat] (深作健太 [Kenta Fukasaku]) 8/10
2011: The Tree of Life (Terrence Malick) 9/10
2012: The Master (Paul Thomas Anderson) 7/10
2013: The Dirties (Matt Johnson) 10/10
2014: Whiplash (Damien Chazelle) 8/10
2015: El abrazo de la serpiente [Embrace of the Serpent] (Ciro Guerra) 8/10
2016: Paterson (Jim Jarmusch) 9/10
2017: mother! (Darren Aronofsky) 9/10
2018: 버닝 [Burning] (이창동 [Lee Chang-dong]) 8/10
2019: 기생충 [Parasite] (봉준호 [Bong Joon-ho]) 8/10

not that good of a decade honestly, albeit ive only watched around like 400 movies in total (all time, not just this decade)
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What if my top film is something I actually enjoy, and would rewatch a bunch of times?
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>Tron: Legacy (2010)
>Super 8 (2011)
>Dredd (2012)
>Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)
>The Interview (2014)
>Chappie (2015)
>10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
>IT (2017)
>Infinity War (2018)
>Joker (2019)

More kinos like this?
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My favorite Dracula adaptation is Phantom Blood desu
Never seen any of the Dracula films but the perspective change from Jonathan to his wife in the novel was too steep a drop in quality.
Shame because everything before that was horror/suspense kino
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

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>that glitch in the matrix at 5s
Old enough for kisses.
Imagine the smell
thats because kondo is 63 years old
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>Mass produced hand crafted objects

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I fucking hate this elitist bitch so much. Cries over delicious food because the little bitch's snobby presentation standards aren't met or the dish was in the oven for a minute too long. Meanwhile on the same television network as this trifling prep schoolboy is the chad Guy Fieri. Guy doesn't give a fuck about social pretenses and just travels the nation eating whatever the hell tastes good. He values food as an art form rather than a status symbol, and would rather eat a full platter of authentic regional goodness than a plate occupied by a tiny portion of some obscure meat with a pretentious garnish
>hurr how d'you eat this burgah
>makes the same style burger on youtube vid
"Style" it's not the issue. Compare the size, retard.
Gord was a professional footballer. Guy is just a professional eater. Know the difference it could b a b y y o d a

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>Household buys Dinsey+
>Parents watch the new s()ywars in one sitting
>sunk cost fallacy kicks in
>A different capeshit movie is now playing in the living room on a nightly basis
>The movies are all near identical
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It's not the sunk cost fallacy unless they keep paying for it
go back

LMAO you honestly think they would put that on there?
>he doesn't know
I think you need to go back.

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When is the inevitable Terry Davis biopic?
His life could genuinely make a great biopic
if terry hadn't said nigger so much he would've had at least a lifetime movie by now
If he hadn't said nigger so much he wouldnt've had such a meme following

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