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Boomer kino
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yeah they were total faggots

>"CAN YOU FLY THIS?"
>"just like driving a cab"
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Thrilled.
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>>117176454
This is what I hate; retards like you that sit on your fat ass all day browsing the catalogue waiting to respond first. I never get yous no matter how hard I try so getting the first post is important. It's the same thing on every board. Assholes like you that make a moronic first post that aren't worthy of responses. What if I have something informative to say but can't, because of your selfishness? Imagine actually getting off by taking that opportunity away from somebody. Enjoy your "FPBP" responses, because that's all you have in life. Fuck you. Seriously.
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>>117176796
(you)

Curious, do anons here actually watch older films? I'm talking stuff from the 1900's to the 1940's, black and white silent stuff. What shit do you watch?
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>>117173026
the most sóylent opinion i've read today
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>>117172745
wtf did they rip off fantasia
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>>117174045
>>117174138
Yeah these films are difficult to watch now but you have to watch them in context, not like it's just a movie. These movies are interesting only because you can see people from 100 years ago. Although they're acting, it's a strange feeling having a window into that timeline.
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>>117174450
seconded
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>>117172442
Very rarely. They're often a bit too "abstract" for my taste. Unless you count stuff like cartoons, I watch those far more regularly than live-action films.

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What movie have you rewatched the most?
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TDK, Gladiator, Lotr, Master and Commander, Apocalypto, Collateral.
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>>117153458
American Psycho, Fight Club and Clockwork Orange and the Lion King
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>>117153458
I think I've seen Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels atleast once a year since it's release. There is something in it's short fast-paced sharp editing and good humour that makes it so rewatchable.
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>>117153458
Rocky 1
Jacob's ladder
Exorcist 3
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watched br2049 7 times in the cinema

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>main character gets his haircut just to be touched by a female
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>relying on somebody else to cut your hair
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>>117173460
>reading
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>main character runs out of gas stations to buy alcohol from in two days
>has to drive farther so the cashiers don't see him killing two six packs a day
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>>117172666
How did you know she was disgusted?
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>>117176231
I don't understand this. I have bad social anxiety but don't give a fuck what cashiers think about my purchases. Do you know them all personally?

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Name a better black comedy, I dare you, faggots.
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>>117174996
no
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Does Lock Stock count as a black comedy?
Anyway, Death of Stalin was pretty good.
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There isn’t one

Also check em
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>>117163741
the blade is being held horizontally towards his own neck
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>>117175201
it still doesn't look quite right

I tell ya. I get no respect.
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>>117176638
>jewish comedy
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My girlfriend called me she said "come round there's nobody here" I went round there was nobody there!
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>>117176638
cuckoldry and emasculation have been the staple for comedy since the ancient greeks

It used to be something people could laugh at because such a man was considered so ridiculous that people could just have a hearty laugh at it, instead nowadays it hits too close to home to people like you
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>>117176718
haha got me :)
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>>117176794
>cuckoldry and emasculation have been the staple for comedy
no they're not you stupid faggot

Why can’t I find a torrent? The bluray has been supposedly released for over 20 days now
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>>117176465
rarbg, tpb, rutracker and 1337x
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>>117176502
https://torrentz2.eu/search?f=Un+couteau+dans+le+coeur
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>>117176512
based
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>>117176465
What was so mediocre about it? I was interested in seeing this because it looked like a stylish throwback to 70's giallo films.
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>>117176747
I found everybody in the film to be annoying. There are some stylish shots in the film, but it's not Argento or Bava. You may like it if you like giallo, i guess give it a try. I didn't really like it, i was just annoyed most of the time.

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Who's your favourite director?
Hard mode: no Tarkovsky, Bergman, Kubrick or Lynch
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>>117176174
I didn't have a problem with sound design. But what's insulting about showing fecal matter? The movie is dirty from the beginning, you know what you can expect from the rest of the film.

Have you seen Marketa Lazarová?
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>>117176349
>But what's insulting about showing fecal matter?
It's lazy, anyone can create discomfort by showing shit.

No, I haven't seen it and I'm not going to revisit elitist cinematography any time soon after witnessing the prowess of German.
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>>117176559
Not really, the film doesn't only show shit to create the atmosphere.

>elitist cinematography
Kek. Hard to be a God is divisive and inaccessible film. If you liked the cinematography then you may like Marketa. It has a strange sound design, on purpose. It has a normal story, it's not 3 hour mood piece. There is also no shit in the film iirc.
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>>117176640
Then what is it using it for? Symbolism? Gee, I wonder what shit of all things could represent. It's lazy.
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>>117176755
I meant that the atmosphere is not only created by shit. Wasn't there also a donkey cock? That's a great way to create some good atmosphere.

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ths is my favorite flm.

everything from start to finish is so well-crafted.

anything else like it? i love the 70's era man.

the jackal with bruce willis is terrible.
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>>117176358
if this is your favorite film you need to watch more films
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book is better

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So, that is how solids experience intimacy.
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Please give me your fattest Tillys.
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>>117173889
>Ywn see [current year] adaptation of DS9 where Keiko gets pounded by a strapping new engineer on Miles' team
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>>117174493
everyone please introduce yourself, and remember, this is starfleet
>ranks
>competence
>fitness
>professionalism
>discipline
don't matter
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Moments where respected actors destroyed their last sliver of credibility
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>>117160720
Who let this happen???
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>>117163505
Weren't all the actors in movie 43 forced to be in it somehow?
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Al Pacino's a ring career is a nigger meme. Scar face is garbage. Godfather 2 was mostly the material.
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>>117160720
Americans disgust me
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>>117160525
Dunkacino did worse because people started noticing how every Adam Sandler movie had this blatant product placement. It's been pretty bad in a lot of movies, like Will Smith's I Robot, but Sandler was trying to do it ironically yet had it fall flat on its face.

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W-W-W-W-W-WA-WA-WA-WA-WALTERFGHFFGGHGFHHGFTTTHHHFFGGH
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>>117176099
Oil your polio crutches then you crippled fucked.
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5am where i am bro

should i go get some

BREAKFAST?
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>>117176099
>I just laughed for a whole minute at this OP. Thanks. I needed it. I’ve had a really shitty week
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W-w-w-where's the f-fucking waffles? J-j-j-just die already!

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>4 tickets for Toy Story 4 please, one for me, my wife, her boyfriend and kid.
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>>117176362
>and kid

yikes

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Joana D'Arc kino when??
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Glorified cheerleader who got ROASTED.
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>>117170581

gilles de rais was exonerated in the 90s. There were no bodies, no crying mothers, and his judges inherited all of his property. Its the perfect example of history being written by the victors.
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basically jeanne was a sports gambler on the hottest streak of her life. got so hot the ownership had to whack her
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>>117168536
SHE'S SO HIGH
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based schizophrenia anglo hater


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