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Honestly I thought people just forgot about it and that's why it was bleeding out on low volume. With today's pump I'm starting to think it's just a pump and dump scheme
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>>15598725
Wtf I didn't know this, but it's true. I'm selling
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>>15598725
and his buddy lord short
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>>15598725
not long wong, loong wang
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>>15598760
Same this basically. I sold now. Should have checked the about tab earlier...
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>>15598699
it's probably a pnd but it might just be that it dumped way farther than it should have and people are realising. We will know in a couple of days (maybe even sooner) which is the case. If the price is below what it was before the pump then it's definitely as pnd.

There's still a few days till the major leak for the ticking timebomb... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah staaaaaaaaaaahp it
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I smell something good here. Next week will be huge poorfags
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Howdoo fella’s what are your expectations for EOM? Have mine set at 3-4x
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ico price was 10 now it’s 5

it’s cheap cheap
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I trust mr martini he said buy it . I buy
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the potential profit that can be obtained from the Howdoo investment has been proven by different analysts and pro investors as the charts of the crypto asset for the previous months. The nature of coins is wavy, which means that there is a good chance that UDOO can hit near to an all-time high value once again in the future.

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None of the 50 startups are using LINK. This is your last chance to sell
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>>15598754
FUUUUUCK HE'S RIGHT IT'S GONNA CRASH HARDER ONCE PEOPLE FIND OUT THEY'RE NOT GOING TO SIBOS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DON'T TELL ANYONE
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>>15598716
Ok now that's based
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>>15598781
Shhh quick sell now before linkoids find out
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>>15598721
>we
WHERE IS MY MONEY SERGERS??
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>>15598804
SPERGEY IS DUMPING RIGHT NOW

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>called every major price move since $2.50
>Imagine selling now
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>>15598711
AND I JUST REMEMBERED THE ONE IN OUR MALL CLOSED A WHILE BACK

FFUUUUUU
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>>15598507
Are you SHITTING ME? I literally just sold 2 days ago!
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>>15598507
Stop promoting your own twitter you fucking faggot
Last warning before I really mess with yoy
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>>15598507
WHO?
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>>15598802
>>15598532

He is a literal who

>peer to peer digital money
>recipient receives money in seconds
Why isn’t the world emptying their fiat to obtain XLM?
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Why do you call government currencies fiat and pretend that a shitcoin like stellar isn't?
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>>15598648
Yeah I wonder why.
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>>15598765
The snek giveth and the snek taketh away
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>>15598773
The snek is a cruel mistress
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>>15598764
>this kills the lolbertardian

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This shit is dead isn't it?
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No it's not. T1 exchange coming within 2 weeks; Did you read their latest AMA? 32+ onboarded clients and growing each month; Tokens burned on an all time high. This is a guaranteed 10x
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>>15597345
buy now while it's cheap
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Anon this is literally free money at this point. Top tier exchange listing guaranteed before end of September. Buy now and sell after the listing pump. I'm not saying long term hold this, but it's the easiest short term flip on biz right now.
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>>15598089
>>15598772
>>15598184
STUCK BAGHOLDERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>women
>cars
>money

Who here /madeit/? I'm bumfuck poor, what's it like waking up to a hot natural blonde in your mansion master bedroom?
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>>15593861
Neither of those girls are natural blondes
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>>15593861
Woman stink. They wash at first but once you fuck em a few times they stop washing down there and a disgusting smell fills the room. That's the reason you dont treat them as equals among many other things. You've got to tell them their hole stinks and to clean it. Even the hottest girl has a stinky hole
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>>15593861
havent made it, but i will soon as I'm accumulating UDOO tokens
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>>15593861
>I live in a world where I have to watch richfags waste money on women and cars.
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>>15598183
off yourself

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As his five person company's live valuation slipped below his option strike
price, he reached for his TRNG stress release pistol, placed it against his
temple, squeezed the trigger, and successfully blew his brains out. This final
act is still recognized as the largest creation of shareholder value in
history.

In a future world where even the smallest shittiest startup is traded on the
urbit public markets. Anyone can short sell these hopeless and poorly managed
companies.

This particular CEO is on the risk neutral to risk loving spectrum. So he uses
a TRNG stress release pistol. It's a 250 millibitcoin firearm that uses
a nuclear decay based hardware TRNG that can be set anywhere from 1 picomort to
1 mort. He keeps his at 1 picomort. The guns are designed, manufactured, and
their risk is syndicated by a web of distributed companies.

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For an unstaked human to breath air in the same 30km radius of a
Long-chain clone daddy was already a violation of the Beijing Treaty
and hundreds of billions of dollars of chain backed insurance
contracts, whose smart contracts were immediately triggered and
emptied into the

bank accounts of the Long-chain daddies in question. The Consolidation
resulted in the bankruptcy of no fewer than 6 dozen syndicates and
countless agents, agencies, and corporations.

"You're gathered here today to witness my final contribution to The System."

Seven dozen Key Items were rolled out onto the stage. The audience
couldn't believe their eyes. Alpha Black Lotus, Bant Diamond
(suspected to be the only remaining child stone of the re-butchered

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Negotiation with the United States Government during the early years was
simple. The original Bit Lord founders understood that after achieving
sovereignty over a territory, the next step was of course the development of
thermonuclear weapons. This allowed them to negotiate using three key precepts:

1, Annexation leads to annihilation of our entire population and the ruination
of any future tax flows.

2, Acquisition leads to future entrepreneurial investment in patchwork
expansion leading to endless dealflow of new territories for future USG
acquisition.

3, The Alaska and Louisiana purchase were so successful, why not try it again?

No public servant wanted to test the first, the second seemed straight forward

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The global economy reached a crescendo with the first public acquisition of
a major patchwork territory and the introduction of SEMs, Sovereign Equity
Markets. Sovereign Equity Markets allowed for the speculation, exchange, and
issuance of equity shares in Sovereign corporations. SEMs solved the problem of
capped upside on Sovereign debt. Nobody will finance your revolution for
a measly 50% annual interest rate. They're going to want all future cash flows
from your soon to be highly educated tax base.

For a time, common exit strategies were simply acquisition by the United States
Government, but, as the USG influence waned, strong positive cashflows and
attracting offers from patchwork rollups became the de-facto way equity lords
achieved liquidity in their investments.
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>>15597227
>>15597236
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>>15597244
>>15597282
>>15597289
>>15597292
>>15597353
>>15597359
Wow, look at all that text. It is times like this when I wish I could read.
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Ok marines. Now that invest asia nothing burger is over with what is the next big event for LINK?
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>>15597254
the partnership is legit. you were misinformed my friend
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Chainlink? Isnt that the pump and dump scam I've been hearing about in the news?
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>>15596367
700K
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700k
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steaking

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What are some bullets you dodged in your crypto career?
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>>15598395

again, telling truth is not fud

paid scammers has ruined this board their relentless paid shilling groups chainlink shilling

pic related
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Safex was one of the most memorable scams from 2015 - 17
Unbelievable that the coin is listed on coinmarketcap
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>>15598426
so to get them back you are relentlessly fudding link thereby promoting the product that you hate seeing on this board? Seem counterproductive. We know you are the same group that shilled link.
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Personally I just avoided buying bitconnect, chainlink, confido and substratum, thank god
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anything with inirganic memes on biz. Skycoin, fantom, rsr, vidt, one, holo. Browsing pol taught me how to spot astroturfing.

/snoozemarket/

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Who is still holding SAFEX scam?
The marketplace to be released next month on October 15 but still no exchange and price is going down.
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I was at this conference in Melbourne in 2017 and they tried to get me into this scam, more pathetic than herbalife, my mate instead bought some safex and he regret it, he is now financially ruined.
Safex is basically one of the longest running scams on crypto
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If I only knew. ..
Many paid chill hide behind the mask of fake investors, seems like a more sophisticated Bitconnect chill, they target people asking them to invest, then they dump on you with promises, the most used word is "soon"
And nothing is coming soon.
Then you get trapped there with no hope to exit.
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>>15596958
>>15597147

Joey please get over it. Your ouija board was too much for the discord. Take it like a man and let it go.

This project is well funded and has one of the most solid use cases in crypto.

Dark markets to the clear net in October
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>>15596958

I love these prices.

Fully funded ATM network to roll out.
Mining farm in US agreed and signed off
Hundreds of retailers on board already
First fully anonymous, decentralised and encrypted marketplace on the planet.
Political leverage is Serbia and now Croatia
Backed by shipping magnate billionaires


Keep fudding guys. I'll keep buying.

Just got out of a company-wide mandatory meeting about an R&D "change initiative" that will revolutionize the way we think about collaboration.

At the beginning we had to choose between being a "Buffalo or Goose". Most people chose the chad buffalo over the virgin goose obviously, and then the trainer advanced to the next slide and explained that Goose Leadership is superior because everyone can share an equal role in leading and advanced our company mission. Meanwhile Buffalo Leadership is inferior because everyone blindly follows one leader even if we're all heading off a cliff.

Fuck my life. Share your stories fellow wagies
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>>15586318
What kind of job?
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>>15592347
based 350lb lady
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>>15588944
What are your jobs?
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>>15595151
What degree did you pivot to?
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>>15580287
I do a job that I love (turned my hobby into a well paying profession), but the days I hate the most are days when you barely have anything to do.

2 Hours of work and 6+ hours of idling around sounds like pure fucking hell to me.

Remember you are literally wasting away your most productive years of your life for a few bucks. Time you can NEVER get back.

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After multiple negotiations - Howdoo decided with which Telecom company they wanted to work. Details aren't out yet but what we know about the deal:

- Major Chinese Telecom company
- Howdoo app will be PRE-INSTALLED on the phones starting in 2020

For the peepz who don't know about Howdoo -here is a quick overview.

Howdoo is a blockchain-powered social media platform that puts you in control. It’s a single application that combines all the best features of existing social media apps, but with a radical new approach to content creation & monetization.

> Users own their own data and decide what and how to share.
> Users can receive attention based income for allowing passive advertising.
> Feature rich platform for users and content creators, with PiP video streaming and more.
> Content creators have access to unique and fair monetization models, including tipping with the uDoo which the content creator retains 100%.
> Built with blockchain for speed and security.
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Ready since 4.5 cents, PAMP IT
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>>15598349

Oppo should be cool, personally thought of Xiaomi. Both companies have been breaking into the Western world
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accumulating every week for like 5 weeks in a row now, can;t wait for the announcement
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pre installed ? wow really
seeing is believing
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>>15598603
No sauce ofc


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