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in an interview published by the Israeli Haaretz newspaper on Thursday.

"Israel still calls itself a Jewish state, but a situation in which we rule an occupied people that has no rights, can not persist in the 21st century, in the modern world. And as soon as they do have rights, the state will no longer be Jewish," added Morris.

"I do not see how we get out of it."

Morris, who was injured by an Egyptian artillery shell in 1969, was discharged from the military to eventually become one of Israel’s influential historians.

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they dont event want the two state solution in reality.
they want the zionist only state
Fundamentalist Islam is incompatible with liberal democracy, so long as they still cling to their backward beliefs I will continue to support Israel.
>cholera sucks, so i'll have some plague instead
why even support either

To be honest I'd rather bulldoze the holy sites so nobody gets them. Teach everyone a lesson about sharing.

You started out well, just add this into the mix and you'll have really something:
>Fundamentalist Zionism is incompatible with liberal democracy, so long as they still cling to their backward beliefs I will continue to not support Israel.

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Drumpf cancels Nancy's vacation. Obvious sexism, which is an impeachable offense.
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Life comes at you fast eh boys?
How are those buzzfeed lies aging?
Yes it has.
It's saying that Michael Cohen was in a country he never entered Prague. And there was video footage of him being in America at one of his kids graduation ceremonies that day. The facts we can verify were proven false, while the things that are unfalsfiable, like a pee tape,have never emerged. there's no way to prove it doesn't exist, in the same way you can't prove there's no footage of Obama pledging allegiance to ISIS. It's unfalsfiable so useless to say
How can you prove the basement wasn't just hidden and they didn't let him in?
>middle east
>while the things that are unfalsfiable, like a pee tape
>alledges tape exists

When the Mexico government started to fight against illegal pipeline taps, were having difficult to get oil...
Today started a leak caused by a tap and the people thought it would be a good idea to gather "free oil" but ended on a blast


>people thought it would be a good idea to gather "free oil"
play stupid games
win the best prizes
fuggin mexicans
OP here, I'm mexican and I understand, that fucking human nuggets got what they deserve. It's the funniest news that i have seen
Found a better video


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In a report given Saturday Anonymous from the /news/ board on popular my little pony nazi hate cult 4chan reported the entire first three pages to be filled with Saudi bot spam. "It was really terrible," reported one user, "I went on to read the news as I usually do on the weekends and the entire board had been consumed by bots. I guess I'll go back to Gaia."

Jannies refused to comment on the matter, but mods made a statement Saturday saying, "I miss old 4chan when there was more CP and we had a Guro board. As moderators of this site, the users have really let us down. Until they start supplying us with CP again, we will not be taking any action against these bots." The site owner, Hiroshima Nagasaki, originally declined to comment, but after tensions rose throughout the week stated, "Where my money? Why you no buy 4chan pass? Give me money."
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posting in legendary thread
put me in the screencap

6 replies, 5 users.

Okay, this is epic
how about that lobsterfest?

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Nany pelosi cancels Trumps state of the union address.
Trump cancels her plane plane flights
Dems BTFO yet again, when they want to play dirty Trump knows how to hand it to them

US President Donald Trump has postponed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's upcoming trip to Brussels, Afghanistan and Egypt, citing the government shutdown.

"I am sure you would agree that postponing this public relations event is totally appropriate," Mr Trump said in a letter.

Mrs Pelosi urged Mr Trump on Wednesday to postpone his State of the Union address, citing the political deadlock.

Mr Trump's move came on the 27th day of a partial US government shutdown.

The Republican president wants $5.7bn (£4.4bn) of congressional funding to build a wall on the US-Mexico border, but Democrats have refused.

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>Technically it needs to be a joint session of Congress

No it doesn't, in fact it wasn't until Wilson that the President physically went to Congress and gave a speech, prior to that presidents simply mailed them a letter.
the president can also call an emergency meeting of congress and senate, or just one or the other and force them to listen to his speech faggot
>The numbers prove it
There's a wall at most every major crossing, you can scale it in 5 minutes or less, most illegal immigrants are visa overstays, and drugs are getting shipped in via truck, moved through tunnels, or by sea. What's a wall gonna do to stop all that?
>the president can also call an emergency meeting of congress and senate, or just one or the other and force them to listen to his speech faggot

Why would Trump do that, when televising the SotU address and pointing out that Congress has refused him entry would be a public relations coup for him?
before Wilson the state of the union was simply a letter sent to congress, not a public speech. that's why it requires the president to be invited to the senate floor.

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Posted at 12:57 PM ET, Sun January 13, 2019

Since announcing his presidential bid in June 2015, Donald Trump has repeatedly promised that Mexico will pay for a wall at the southern US border. But the President has realized that this plan isn't going to work. He has now been briefed on an alternate plan to divert billions of dollars, earmarked for disaster relief in Puerto Rico, Texas and elsewhere, to pay for his wall.
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Also, Discord is fake and gay.
They tried, but GoFundMe said no
jesus, is there really a discord where libs just get together and plan how they will continue to shill on /news/?
Yeah there actually is. Its where they coordinate all the Saudi articles at
It's a fact that the 18-year old Saudi girl was going to pay for the wall until she ran away and ate bacon.

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At midnight on Saturday, the shutdown entered its 22nd day, which makes it the longest gap in American government funding ever.

That beats the previous record, under President Bill Clinton in 1995, of 21 days.
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>If you're single and have no kids
>Never marry a woman who doesn't work a full time job
Raising kids properly can't be done on a shoestring just by sending them to the abysmal public school system. Having at least one parent free for managing the kids when they're not in class is critical, and that parent should be getting them involved in extracurricular activities so they stay engaged. 100k is enough to raise one or two kids correctly, but only barely. You're not rich, you're middle class at best.
I'm well aware that it's not rich because my family was in that income range. I'm just saying it's still plenty to raise a family. The stanard for "rich" has always been 250k or above.
That was for a good cause. Not wall bullshit
They were in favor of fences.
Nancy Pelosi said walls are immoral and not who we are. Why hasn't she passed bill through the house that would destroy all the walls that currently exist along the southern border in California?
Look a little higher in the reply chain. Anon was claiming 100k is rich, but that only true in places where the cost of living is very low.


To hell with building cheap efficiency apartments. LETS USE CAPITAL TO BUILD A MOVIE THEATER FOR DOGS!
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They should show movies with prey animals dancing around and then being eaten by dogs.
Many landlords operate under an LLC. The whole point I'm trying to make is how frivolous money is spent.
>But people need to live somewhere, even poor people.

Taxpayer funded public housing has been a failure everywhere its been attempted.

Main problem is they try to build it big and dense, resulting in ghettos.

I'd rather they spend the money on asylums.

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>World’s Youngest Leader Closes Mosques, Deports Imams From Austria

>Austrian Chancellor Sebastian Kurz plans to guide his country out of the globalist EU

Based chancellor with crazy eyes wife
Hungary, Poland, France, and now Austria. How many other countries are moving to the right?
Oh yeah, Italy too. All those immigrants had a polarizing effect, huh.

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42 percent people who use medical marijuana quit taking at least one prescription altogether once they have their cannabis card, a new study reveals. Another 38 percent reduced the amount of a different drug they were taking.

Most of the approximately 400 people that answered the University of Michigan survey said that they had used marijuana recreationally in the past, so the shift to the substance being legitimized might a sticking point. For the 26 percent of study participants that weaned themselves off of potentially dangerous drugs like OxyContin, it's likely for the best.

It's worth noting, however, that some patients incorrectly believe that cannabis can treat conditions like cancer itself - not just side effects of chemotherapy, like nausea.

>some patients incorrectly believe that cannabis can treat conditions like cancer itself - not just side effects of chemotherapy, like nausea.
I mean it kind of does treat the symptoms of cancer
Turns out that being high all the time makes it easier to deal with how shitty your life is.
They turned into potheads and just forgot they were taking meds in the first place. .
Can confirm.

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CNN and MSNBC collectively used the word “impeach” nearly 200 times on Friday before the Special Counsel’s office disputed a bombshell report by BuzzFeed News.

According to a Daily Caller review of TV clipping service Grabien, personalities on CNN and MSNBC used the words “Impeach,” “Impeachment,” or “Impeachable,” 179 times.

The review included only original Friday programming and ran up until each network learned that BuzzFeed’s report was in dispute — shortly before 8 pm.

CNN mentioned impeachment 82 times while MSNBC mentioned it a whopping 97 times.

Objective journalism everyone. These people have no agenda
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They know what must be done: Impeach Trump
They just dont know why yet
Anyone who reads any mainstream media is a moron. Fox and CNN, Vox and Breitbart, they are all the same.sensational profit mongering at it's best. The more viewers and readers they get, the more money these companies make. And how do you get more? A combo of fear and anger. Make cultists. Social media already lined people up. The generation of ME. All mainstream media has to do is full that and in come the dollars.

American journalism is dead. It's just a circus. Everything that was bad in this country is still here and getting worse. Everything that was good in this country is being replaced with garbage. And yet, people drink it all up. We are at peak idiocy now. Peak normalfag. RIP America.
>Anyone who reads any mainstream media is a moron.

Wrong. It provides a perspective even if it is slanted. It has always been slanted. Git gud and learn to read between the lines.
It's likely that the report is mostly accurate except that Trump didn't explicitly tell Cohen to lie, rather he just did something like tell him how it would be terrible for him if Cohen told the truth and strongly imply that if he wanted to be a loyal soldier he should lie. Trump is smart enough to dance around this and deliver his intent without putting it explicitly in terms that could incriminate him.
Ultimate HILARIOUS scenario:

Donald Drumpf gets indicted (AS IF).
Gets put in a cell with super horny Tyrone & his bbc.
Gets anally RAPED 35 times a day.

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Speaking to the Daily Record, Greg defended claims that the couple have been 'encouraging' Jayden in his transition to become a girl.

He said: “We’ve had people saying we’re using Jayden for attention and that she just wants to be a girl because I changed sex."

“It’s ridiculous. Jayden knows nothing about my past. She just knows me as dad.”

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You're trying to analyze the issue as a physical one, when the world percieves it as a mental one. Sexual reassignment is a corrective treatment to a mental disorder in that community. If you want to fight it, first you have to understand it. Stop raging around and pick up a book.

And also, it's not considered child abuse. The was the entire point of the first post. It's the freedom to raise your own children in whatever image you feel like. And your fucked up world today feels like gender dysphoria is perfectly respectable and forcing it on a child is healthy behavior. See the above paragraph for the physical side of that.

I never said any of it was okay. I was simply explaining why it is the way it is, and why no one will ever change it. Put the knife down you over-emotional faggots.
> son, 5, is also transitioning

How the fuck is that not child abuse?! No five year old is going to willing “transition” into anything, (except maybe into a fireman…) as they have no concept of "transitioning".

Clearly the bat-shit crazy tranny parents are brain washing this poor kid.
and then john was a zombie
>You're trying to analyze the issue as a physical one, when the world percieves it as a mental one
i agree it is a mental issue.
a lot of parallels can be drawn to depression, another mental issue, which stays mental until a patient is allowed to act on their deranged impulses resulting in suicided, death, a decidedly physical problem.
but unlike with depression and the inability to stop someone from killing themselves we can stop a 5 year old from being able to medically cut off his dick and regret it the rest of his life
Citation needed
Also they must be trans BEFORE they started thier careers.

> Here’s the blueprint for Erik Prince’s $5 billion plan to privatize the Afghanistan war:
> The U.S. has spent $1 trillion in Afghanistan. The Blackwater founder asks, is it time to try something new?

> Blackwater founder Erik Prince thinks the time is right to try a new approach in Afghanistan, one that he says will reduce war spending to a sliver of its current levels, get most troops home and eliminate Pakistan’s influence on U.S. policy there: Let him run it.


In case you don't remember Blackwater: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academi
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I agree. We never should have invaded Iraq.
Barring inventing a time machine, what do we do now?
And by pulling out of Afghanistan now, you'd just be surrendering it to ISIS.
Yes, this was all the fault of Republicans because they can't plan worth shit since they only invaded to make money, but cutting and running would be a terrible option that costs us more in the long run.
It's not really true of PMCs either. Most mercs are ex-military because it's almost a requirement to join one. The government has already paid for their initial training, now they're just paying them to be soldeirs again at five times the cost.
Which is why nobody likes mercenaries, they're just vultures scavenging the battlefield for blood and money.
I just found out that Erik Prince is Betsy DeVos' (U.S. Secretary of Education) brother keks... nice way to "drain the swamp" huh

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In a tragic case illustrating the sinister effects of online porn, a 16-year-old girl’s bowel was so badly injured during group anal sex that she needs to use a colostomy bag for the rest of her life.

The teen reportedly suffered the life-changing injury while copying scenes seen in violent porn, according to an Australian Broadcasting Company News investigation.

But, sadly, Australia’s national broadcaster was told that the girl’s horrific experience was just one in a string of serious injuries to result from porn-addicted Australians trying to imitate aggressive sex they’ve watched online.

Australia GP and former Royal Australian College of General Practitioners president Dr. Bastian Seidel told the ABC he has seen first-hand how copying behavior seen on porn videos can go dangerously wrong.

“We have seen anal fissures more and more. I’ve seen that more in women, so that’s caused by men having anal sex with women,” he said.

The ABC’s hard-hitting investigation also revealed the horrendous experience of a woman, “Sarah,” whose former boyfriend forced her into having anal sex.

The 41-year-old was left with nerve damage to her bowel and can no longer cope with hugging her mom because she was so traumatized by the rape.

“In pornography, it’s not how it is in real life. It’s just not how it is. It looks like they enjoy it, but it really hurts,” she said.

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>the rape.
Okay, let me stop you there. It clearly says she was a willing participant in the re-enactment. When did this become rape all the sudden?
I am not a doctor, but there is some funky shit going on in there. Even now, 30 years after I had my appendix taken out, I can still feel this weird cramping feeling deep down in the area where my intestines are. It's kind'a like when you tell your wife to punch your balls during sex but you feel it more in your stomach than in your balls. A discomfort that's coming from the wrong place. Kind'a like that.

I also remember the burning sensation and discomfort when it ruptured when I was 15, so the possibly for sharp/stinging pain is also there.

Again, not a doctor, and i'm not sure how that all works. But she'd probably feel it.
>When did this become rape
When the article started talking about a different woman, right here
>The ABC’s hard-hitting investigation also revealed the horrendous experience of a woman, “Sarah,” whose former boyfriend forced her into having anal sex
Read, nigga.
Possibly, but highly unlikely. Buyer's remorse.
intestinal occlusions are painful as fuck, so disregard that faggot entirely

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