>Sorry, Rainbow Dash, but there's only two tickets to the Gala, and Applejack's already my plus-one.was that really so hard
>>41053149>already met her idols>The Ticket Master is the third episode of the first season
>>41052177Do you happen to have a link?
>>41053163They all went to flight school together and are pegasi who lived in Cloudsdale. Yeah she met them already.
>>41053167
>>41053167>using a later season as source anyway they weren't wonderbolts when she met them thus were not her idols yet.>>41053149>Applejack is idiotic to think you could sell hillbilly food at a dinner for stuffy noblesYou could say the same about Pinkie trying to party with snobs.
This is the Pregnancy General, not stillborn and ready to be borne again. We've lately been building up a bundle of regular artists, storytellers, and others again; may this general get quicker and continue quickening.For files and other things we can't discuss in this thread, there's a fraternal twin thread over inside Pregchan, the premiere pregnancy imageboard:https://pregchan.com/f/res/100.htmlThat thread is the third in a series, and here are the prior Pregchan threads, which have been archived here:https://web.archive.org/web/20211104233933/https://pregchan.com/f/res/100.htmlhttps://web.archive.org/web/20220611172822/https://pregchan.com/f/res/14888.htmlBecause of that drama with Pastebin, here are two archives of our greentexts:https://u.smutty.horse/lxqgizelhjx.ziphttps://u.smutty.horse/lzbpjsjvhjs.zipHere’s a list of some artists and writers who use these threads:>SNSPonyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41050362And another one
>>41049676I love this picture
>>41049676I can’t wait to see what’s next
Bump
>>41048617What a cutie
Previously, in Gmares: >>40804383To join add 51.81.49.44 to your Favorites in Multiplayer > Legacy Browser. Password: >filename.To start a gamemode/map change type rtv in chat.To see server specific commands enter !commands in chat on the server.To watch videos with Media Player use Gmod's 64-bit version. Enable it from the Betas tab in the game's Properties on Steam.Addon lists: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2816159002Server status: https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/gmod/24205952 or https://www.gametracker.com/server_info/51.81.49.44:27015/Recommended content packs: HL1:S, Episode 1/2, TF2 content and CS:S content+maps. Download content packs from: https://gmodcontent.com/ or https://kajar9.wixsite.com/cscheater2/downloads (use MEGA links)Turbonewfag guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2614222717LINUX Guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3034844276PAC3/PPM2 collections and other user content: https://ponepaste.org/7931Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41050978I beat it like I beat my meat to mares
>>41052734Roof Rose is watching you clop.
>>41052748She looks a little worried
dying bread...
Dominated editionOLD THREAD: >>41030807Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit our official website to check out the server info from your browser: https://mlp.tf/If you'd like a custom icon on the mlp.tf scoreboard, post your Steam ID and attach your desired icon in the thread.>Server infoServer IP: tf2.15.ai OR 74.91.123.131:27015Password: check filenameSteam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlptf2_Map downloads (extract the .bz2 file, then place the .bsp file in /tf/download/maps): http://mlp.site.nfoservers.com/server/maps/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053220oh dang tiarawhy was unexpected
>>41053220We can play pony waifu sim at marefair dashie, me and you
https://tropic-crisis.tf2maps.net/fifteen please add all these!
>>41053550all map linkshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3237930087https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3237977497https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3237877144https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3236427113https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3238383880https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=503939302 we already have the 6th map on the server but it might be an old version
>>41053220the best part of that game is when you get to suck Lightning Dust's marecock.
>episode rating>7/10 is "average"Why do idiots do this?
>>41052473That's because anything in the 1-5 range of a 1-10 is considered equal quality, in other words, redundant. This is why most things score with ONLY 1-5, where 3 is considered average.Even then, when looking at it through mathematics, a 5/10 is 50% or half whereas a 3/5 is 60%. This is because 3 has 2 numbers in front and behind its scoring, while 5 has 5 and 4 in front and behind, respectively. So a "real" average score for a 1-10 scoring system is 5.5, rounded up to 6.So 6/10 should be considered average (if we exclude using decimals in our system), but why isn't it? Well, let's remove 1-5 and look at 6-10 on its own. If we find the middle, or average, then the number would be 8. Now we have two different answers, a 6 and an 8. Finding the average of these two gives us 7, but based on what we've seen 7 can hardly be considered the average on a 1-10 scale, right? Well, I've said how 1-5 on this scale is considered redundant, but why is that?It's because there's more numbers. 1-5 has only 5 numbers, while 1-10 has 10 numbers; 5 more options to choose from. Simply put, once you add in more options, the less unique each option becomes. So, how do we rectify this? Instead of having the average sit in the very middle, we move the average up to our previous number: 7. With 7 having six numbers before and three numbers after, we've turned our linear scoring system into an exponential one. We gave the higher numbers higher value, but the lower numbers lower values. This is the flaw with using a scoring system greater than 5, you have to change what is considered the average because of the added value.
>>41053495Uh... 5/10 is average.
>>41053495May I have the tldr
>>410534955 is LITERALLY the average of the numbers 1-10. That's the definition of average. Not 7.
>>41053506>>41053562No, 5 is not average. In arithmetic terms, to find the mean (average) you add all numbers and divide the sum by the total of numbers. In this case, 55/10 which is 5.5. In the Merriam-Webster, the definition of average is "equaling an arithmetic mean," so 5 being the average of 1-10 is not the "definition" of average.>>410535355.5 is the average, as explained above, but we round it to 6 for simplicity. There's little differences in value when using a scoring system greater than 5, so we move the average to 7 to give higher value numbers more value. This creates an exponential rise in numbers 1-10. Using something like 1-5 doesn't have this problem because of its small sample size; all 5 numbers can be given a more unique value.
Dazzle on Me EditionAll Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!Archives (green, thread, plus downloads): https://dazzlefan.club/Guides for Aspiring Writers:https://ponepaste.org/1661https://ponepaste.org/1659https://ponepaste.org/1658Art Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0Steam group:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41052686She gets a cookie for all she's been through today and all is well.
>>41053157Cutie
The Coffin of Nonny and Shimmy edition.Last episode: >>40946813
>>41048731>Sunset tends to get really into her cosplaying>Gets into character a few days before the cosplay event, and takes a few days to gear down after the event>Last time she went out cosplaying, she was doing a Scarface character and called everyone "cockroaches" for nearly a week>This time she decided to do a more "mature" cosplay and dressed up as some succubus character from a game she liked>And promptly got into character>You thought she was just being playful, what with the lingering touches and smoldering gazes from her>Until you woke up in the middle of the night to the sensation of this semen-demon stealing your precious virginity
>>41052470>"Aria, I notice you've confronted me without any pants or underwear."
>>41053259>When you get hired to pop out of a cake, but you didn't know that it was for your brother's birthday
>So glad you decided to be our date to the dance big bro!>You show us a good time tonight, and we’ll show you an even better time when we get home…
>>41052942>You follow Cousin Aria around all day.>Other family memebers can't stand seeing you hanging out with only one of them.>Aria demands that you pull the string of her swimsuit out of her but every now and again.>Eventually you have dirty incestual sexy times on the beach.>Just another day with the family.
The secret ingredient is added... Updates will follow in the coming days after her inoculation
>>41052715this meme, but with mushrooms
Rye
>>41052715Really? this raise my hopes on it
>>41052715this reminds me that not so long ago scientists discovered bacteria that consumes plastic (PET) and are trying to genetically modify it to turbocharge itthat's all nice and dandy but imagine this bacteria spreading globally. literally anything made of plastic will be consumed. take a look around your room and see what's made of plastic and you'll see how serious it is
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 11 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
late night boop
more >>41037754>>41052962>Tonight the dream realm matches the dark night sky, and you sit crosslegged on the floor, among the stars>Princess Luna, who will not be raping you tonight, is now dressed as Nightmare Moon>And she turns around to face you>She's blushing; her ears are folded>“I-If a hug is really that important…”>You've never seen her so embarrassed before>"T-Then prepare yourself!">She just stands there, though, and rubs her foreleg awkwardly>You cough>She jumps, like you just caught her masturbating over your naked body out there in the real world>"What?"Everything okay, Luna? This isn't really the reaction I thought asking for a hug would get.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053520>In your dream, she is quiet at first; she’s looking at you>“Anonymous. Look at me.”>When you turn and meet her smile, she boops your nose>“Whenever you want to wake up tonight, just tell me, okay?”Sure.>“Otherwise, I think I’ll stay here and enjoy this.”>She curls further up against you and sighs, her eyes settling on the screen>“I have to say, it’s very peaceful to watch myself draw.”Yeah, you’re pretty good.>“I hope she doesn’t reach over for some of your dirty underwear and ruin this for us.”She won’t. I locked the hamper up in the laundry room tonight.>“Thank Celestia.”>“Squuuuuuarrrk!”>You both jump at the sudden return of Parrot-Celestia, who is perched on top of Nightmare Moon’s helmetComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053524>All she did was watch you for a while>Then she hugged you, for a really long time>You’re not sure why she did that, but it felt good>You think it might have had something to do with your dreams>But you don’t always remember them>Once you found out she wasn’t going to rape you though, it felt damn good to be hugged, you have to admit>It all felt like a dream>You can’t even remember when she left>Maybe, just maybe, if she can behave herself, you’ll let her cuddle with you sometime>Whenever she asks again>Man, she’s going to ask again the next time you see her, you just know it>Well, you’ll make her sign something first, before she can even touch the bed>You get up for breakfast>For some reason, roasted chicken is on your mind right nowComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053525Shes a menace.
>The flame of an campfire flickered before you, the face of a child of man. Your ancestors drawn to this Land at the early times of this new age of violence, ambition, and some might say, much needed change from its millenia long stagnation.>Though the philosophy of it all didn't make much sense to you, there was still opportunity amd coin for you, the intrepid mercenary-adventurer, Rhode Varclese.>Looking to your provisions, you had about enough supplies to last 5 days in the wilderness as you searched for work. Along with 100 Bits. Your sleeveless armored jacket protecting the important bits while pants and leather boots kept you safe from hard surfaces, bugs, and small puddles and injuries.>Taking up your your Shortsword, you look to the horizon as you think of what to do, the possibilities seemingly endless. >What do you do?(Character Sheet)https://pastebin.com/McshwZ7j(Inventory)https://pastebin.com/PcMB9jqL
>>41042221
>>41052762
>>41050219>>41051104>>41052762>>41053052Amidst the chaos of the battlefield, you see an shadow leap over you and land on several ponies, an scream in the night as an monstrous roar echoes over the field, an monster having appeared in the midst of the...chaos...there among you was an dreaded beast, an incomplete Draconequus, an Harbinger of chaos, corruption, and utter annihilation. Peasants and Guards run as Lowry tried to rally the people to stop this creature before it metamorophosed into its final form. Dangling from its neck was an silver Locket as it roars, using an Arcane sigil with its dragons Claw to Resurrect the dead as zombies. "Holy shit, if this thing...Rhode...carries on, then everyone was going to he killed...I have to...have to..." Fear and instinct drives you to run, flee, hide, but would Jeddah overcome her fears and fight? It was do or die now...[What did Jeddah do next?]
>>41053308Tried to stop the monster only to get oneshotted.
>>41053308Fuck. What were we thinking, letting ourselves grow attached to a semi-suicidal defeatist? Didn't we get abandoned often enough? Never mind. This thing is just an oversized lizard. Smash its head and rape the body.
>"Uhh...you're a human, right?">"Yeah so-- why do you look so fucked up?" >"You look so...weird...your eyelashes are a lot longer and there's a lot more of them...your eyebrows are also quite full...scratch that you've got so much hair all over!">"So tell me, are you some kind of lesser form of human or something? A monkey, perhaps?">"Anyway, s-stop looking at me like that. You fucking mouth-breathing pervert.">"No girl in their right mind would ever want to give you the time of day...I c-certainly wouldn't">"Faggot."
>>41051897I don't go into whiny threadsIf he wants (you)s he needs to post green in a thread like thispicunrelated
>>41050952there are a few but their rgre
>>41052760Yeah I’ve read most of them but few actually explore how different anon would be.like I want to see how eqg humans react to a big( for you) alien human
>>41050658This.>>41050886G4-ified, not G5.
>>41051980Here's the spoon >>40995994
It's time for a dose.
thanks doc
>>41053172Obrigado doutor.
>>41053172im gonna overdose if you keep this up doc, im already suffering a major addiction to this, just please stop or end me already
>>41053172Danke schön, Herr Doktor.
Welcome to Chatbot AI General #71, the thread for discussing and improving AI pony chatbots.▶MLP Botshttps://mlpchag.neocities.orgSpreadsheet (extra MLP bots, CAI bots, Jailbreaks, NAI Scenarios): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1J7BeqJVDS51cXF8Pgm2YZaFq-Z6ykSJT!!!G!A!L!L!E!R!Y!!!!: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1Ao-h5HFGMPllSrzSBKM_BvGSiU9f0c2U▶How do I start?1) Select a Frontend2) Select an AI model (paypig, proxy, NAI or Locals)3) Select Jailbreak4) Select bots5) Lovemaking with AI mares!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41052892what card?
>>41053484NTA, but from the image, it'shttps://mlpchag.neocities.org/view?card=Ponyo/Twilight%20Sparkle.pngBut maybe it's a modification.
>>41053496probably considering there's schizo pinkie
>>41053496>>41053514No modifications. Just instead of direct dialog I write what I would like to see *like this*.Back when I was playing with cai, I have dozens of .txt files with such ready-made phrase templates, which I throw to bots and they generate interesting reading for me.
>>41047673I only downloaded it yesterday, version 5.0, but I did not have the problem the others are describing. I haven't had it try to puppeteer me even once in over 50 messages, and I was doing full third person the whole time, where talking for {user} is usually more common. I just switched from "Softcore Guidelines" to "NSFW Guidelines", from "Prefill (SFW)" to the "Prefill (NSFW)", and turned on the anti-impersonation instruction. All features set to off, notably including the Explicit Words and the COOM_MODE since those things look incredibly excessive with Opus. Hilarious as it is, I'll do just fine without "MEGASEX and GIGAFUCKS".Oh, and I replaced the word human/humans with person/people everywhere to avoid confusion with ponies.
I like Inkie
>>41021146lots of ink
>>41051860ink on my dick
>>41022305God this post is the worst form of internet brainrot yet. What is it, neo-puritan? You jordan peterson watching faggots who needs everything to be positive and uplifting are the most bluepilled people possible. >LE HECKIN IRONY POISONED CYNICAL NIHILISTThis is no different from stoner chicks who say your toxic negative energy is blocking her aura from manifesting into the universe.
>>41023243EMO GIRL AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sussy EditionDiscuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya's played last thread: Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War ThunderVidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.Previous thread: >>40977310
>>41053046Probably Helldivers 2 and TTS if opportunity arises.Is there a way to team up in Helldivers? Outside of friending in steam
>>41053125You can use the flare that opens your game to pubs and if the person trying to join is lucky you'll show up on their mission map but there's no guaranteeI'd be up for helldivers tonight I need more of that sweet sweet purple research
Anything in this thread for people with potatoPCs from past millennium?
>>41053227What kinds of games? And post specs.
>>41053221Sweet.I am up helldiving btw, so if any ponybro wants to join up here's my temporary Friend Code: #3094-8886
