Imagine being a cute pony and still not being able to find a BF. Traveling to Equestria might not actually automatically fix our problems.
>>41052574In Posey's head:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-dwLn4E84w
>>41047160I'd still like to imagine being a pony
>>41052326Because Posey is alone
>>41048299NOOOO who made her cry, im gonna make horse meat with them
>>41054139I like sad Posey, but I'm afraid the episode is going to resolve it in a really annoying way
>"Uhh...you're a human, right?">"Yeah so-- why do you look so fucked up?" >"You look so...weird...your eyelashes are a lot longer and there's a lot more of them...your eyebrows are also quite full...scratch that you've got so much hair all over!">"So tell me, are you some kind of lesser form of human or something? A monkey, perhaps?">"Anyway, s-stop looking at me like that. You fucking mouth-breathing pervert.">"No girl in their right mind would ever want to give you the time of day...I c-certainly wouldn't">"Faggot."
>>41051980Here's the spoon >>40995994
>>41053177>G5 show>"No you should post a G4-ified picture!"Tard.
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>>41041052I don’t see the point in fighting you anymore. So go crawl off some place and hide, I don’t really care.
>>41052495I prefer them younger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Az622gE8AUPrevious: >>41011490
>>41054095>no argument
>>41054190>(((you)))
>>41050000>>41050043Holy UNFSunny's mom is a certified milf
>>41054395Dying young really helps your looks
>>41054048The movie alone is more than enough in the way of redeeming qualities
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Complete misunderstandings of ethical behavior!ITT: Group delusions, Losing your (You)s, Writing progress, Seeking good action fics, Sincerely fake samefagging, The optimal amount of flatulence in a story, Having readers that're smarter than you, Switching up the names of days, A vehicle for debauchery, Sex of the accidental variety, Magical lobotomies, Requiring cock, Preferences for porn, Ploankass, Prey and a Summary, The Archetypist experience, Equines and industrialization, Shitting out 1mil words in a timely fashion, The nature of AUs, Fics that made you like a character, Gettin' some feedback, Anon loathes what he's never had, Chapter editing taboos, Wasps fucking suck, Getting beaten to death via SoL, Preventing murder with genocide, We're all wasting our time, A club made in Cypress, Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat, and having opinions injected directly into your brain!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe sixty-fifth book is 'Moon and Stars':https://www.fimfiction.net/story/496343/If (You) want to participate, read up to (and also) chapter 6, 'The Planning Phase' by the 28th. On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors forgetting that brevity is key? Fed up with 10k inner monologue chapters? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054153>The first chapter is 15,000 words. Words of what? Exactly. It reads like a fever dream. Sometimes there’s something resembling a story going on, sometimes Mandarko is pontificating on the so-called rules and concepts of the world. Sometimes this pontification comes off as a blog post, at other times it’s more like encyclopedia entries, and it leaps around these different narrative styles continuously and without warning. Fully written out URLs leading to YouTube videosThat's it, I have to read this.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/537057/twilights-felquines-of-xenon
>>41054497Months have passed and you're still samefagging in the exact same style.
>>41054548It's been literal years and he still doesn't realize that shilling his stories requires making them sound interesting first. He's here unironically going "Yeah this is totally a piece of shit haha you guys should go read it because its soooo much trash hahaha."I don't think I'll ever understand.
>>41054646I was about to say it's been less than a literal year, but luckily I had the good sense to check desuarchive first. Looks like he first posted about it on 8 Oct 2022 when it was just on Pastebin. But then he mostly went away until 7 Jun 2023 when he put it on Fimfic.He didn't start out insulting his own fic. He asked for "your stupidest or most interesting questions." He only started using self-deprecation in November of last year, at a time when he was clearly off his meds and trying to drum up interest in all kinds of random ways. But no matter what he does, he always sounds schizo.
>>41052501I can't trust the admin to not be a faggot anymore. He'll likely expand his purity purge to other fics, making Fimfetch even more pointless as an archiver than it already is. Or he'll ragequit like the moralfags tend to do when their crusade fails.>>41053168Still has 1600 upboats ^:)>>41053800>it's still lively enough for meIt's insanely active. Back before hopping on the ride, I was in a fandom that got fifteen fics a day posted. There were 300k fics being written that would have twenty people reading them. And every story lived in the shadow of the great epic that was posted back in 1996 that no one had been able to dethrone.It's like that anon's worst nightmare, but no one cared.
Little adorable fan EditionLast drop https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40922667/Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/
>>41054121why am I even bothering to talk to youno, anon. no to all of that.
>>41054123Then I'll continue to be "wrong" in your eyes, and you can go fuck off to be a wet blanket somewhere else.
>9Good number, but go up!
>>41054814schoolbloommust flip her skirt so she goes kyaaa
Go do something that makes your waifu proud. She's worth it. Use this thread to talk about her and why you love her.Many moons have passed since you first met your waifu, and you two have grown very close together. You have formed a very happy relationship, and you live and breathe by her word and action. The euphoria swells in your heart and you decide: it's time to ask her The Question. It's a big occasion, and you want to make the event perfect for her. How do you plan to ask her for her hoof in marriage? Do you do anything to celebrate the occasion? What do you think she'd like best?>What is a waifu? What defines a waifu?Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest.>How do you know if you have a waifu?When you meet your waifu, you will know. The world around you will become colorful. You will realize that you were living in monochrome the entire time. Her existence provides context and meaning to yours, a perfect complement, a perfect comfort, a perfect love. There may be low periods, periods of doubt, but the rhythm of life will forever pull one towards their waifu, for that love is eternal.Last Wednesday's thread: >>41007902Long-running discussion, latecomers, and the occasional bump are welcome and encouraged, but we would prefer that the thread not be kept on extended life support.
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>>41052747Boop
Boof
>>41027599>How do you plan to ask her for her hoof in marriage?I don't think she'd want it to be some grandiose event, like proposing in front of a massive audience, etc. I think the perfect time and place to propose to her would be after we reached the peak of a great mountain and were sitting there together, talking, taking in the beauty of the landscape all around us, and enjoying the respite after the long trek there. I'd probably arrange a party for that night, though; one that wraps up early enough for us to have another "party" just between her and me. Oh, how a man can dream.I don't know what happened to the post with the prompt regarding her favorite season, but I'm gonna answer anyways. Aryanne's favorite season is Winter. She enjoys the cold in general and likes to go skiing. She also loves being able to bundle up with her lover next to a fireplace or woodstove with some hot drinks or maybe some soup. A hard-working mare who's as active as her has an especially great appreciation for the slow, comfy moments. There's also her fondness for the beauty of the world around her being blanketed in a pristine whiteness to rival her own. Picrel.>>41041949>would it hurt or help your feeling towards your beloved one, if there'd be no lust in it?It's largely what drew me to her initially, but nowadays I see her first and foremost as a friend, then as a lover. I'd certainly miss it if I couldn't feel the sexual attraction to her anymore, but I don't think it'd be detrimental to our relationship; at least from my side of it. In fact, there have been many times where I wished I could just switch off my lustful desires for her for a while, because those thoughts often get in the way of getting in touch with her in more meaningful ways. It's really hard to avoid it, though. She's just so god damn sexy.Good luck getting over your porn addiction if that's something you decide you need to do. It can be a real bitch.>>41027624Reading all of your posts, I'd say you've proved it isn't impossible to love her. Being a waifufag has the wonderful benefit of not needing to be logical or practical. Just shut up and embrace your love for your tyrannical goddess of the sun, my man.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41033272So you're gonna turn a cabin into a mostly empty circular room with bookcases in every wall? Kek. I hope you stick to it. I'd love to see what you make of it.>>41044699Eyy, congrats on getting a lucid dream. That's pretty rad that your mind basically told you that you were dreaming. I've only had that happen a couple of times. It's even funnier when someone else in your dream tells you that you're dreaming, or that you have to wake up soon. Good choice in flying straightaway. It is a feeling unlike any you can have in waking life (at least while in your right mind), and it's still very often how I spend my lucid dreams. Don't fret about losing lucidity shortly after a dramatic "schene change". It happens to everyone, and it's something you can get better at avoiding with practice.>couldn't believe how it COULDN'T be realThis is something people almost always mention after the first time they have a lucid dream. At times, it can seem even more real than reality. Kind of like how psychedelics sometimes feel. It's no coincidence that I have an intense fascination with both subjects.>mangaFucking kek. Sometimes the media that the dream mind creates is fucking amazing. I've seen full poni poni episodes that don't exist that were absolute masterpieces in mine. Of course, they were probably awful by the standards of my fully conscience mind, but to the unconscious mind, they were truly special.>>41046604>How do I get the feelings of loneliness backWhy exactly do you want that back?>>41046665Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I'm just here to tell you that g5 is a very good thing and that you are all massive faggotspd: fuck you nigger
>>41052421Nah, it's shit
>>41054090>>41054107>Your fanbase is getting smaller because G5 fans aren't happy with G5>HURR DURR POPULARITY G5lets are retarded. It's no wonder you could so careless eat up that trash.
>>41052421isnt this the worst performing mlp gen or something. anyway its obvious not even little girls like it. how very sad but oh well better move on fast from this atrocity.
>>41054196>>41054210>Samefaggot tries to pretend he is two different people. Twisharter at it's best.
>>41054210Gen 2 must've done worse
Previous thread: >>41044998>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054785Giant niggermare with glowing eyes back there be careful aryanpopens
>>41054720Not any of them, but I will NOT calm down.I want Flubbershy to pull a Batibat and suffocate me to death by sitting on my face while I sleep.
i love nice ponies i love cute popen i love Baltimare. goodnight ponies
>What the heck is this?The 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup will be the fiftieth official 4chan Cup tournament and the thirteenth iteration of the Spring Cup series. Teams that were relegated from the 2024 4chan Winter Cup, those which failed to advance from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, and those which failed to qualify from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers, will compete at the event.>Who's playing today?/vg/ - /c/ 17:00UTC/s4s/ - /b/ 17:40UTC/lit/ - /m/ 18:20UTC/xs/ - /r9k/ 19:00UTC/vp/ - /his/ 19:40UTC/n/ - /vmg/ 20:20UTC/sp/ - /tg/ 21:00UTC/h/ - /pol/ 21:40UTC>When does /mlp/ play all of their group stage matches?Fri. Apr 26th, 21:40UTC /mlp/ 5 - 0 /o/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Oh yeah? If Numget is so great, where are her goals?
>>41054807You dare to question the numget one?
>>41054816Question her? I defy her.
Welcome to the My Massive Pony thread!You don't mind if I sit here do you? EditionWriters, artists, and critiques are always welcome, so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Check out our slowly growing ponepaste: https://ponepaste.org/3112Previous thread: >>40739527
Should I redraw Preesoul's stuff with EQG?
>>41053049Sure
Is the macro fetish just dying in general?
>>41054392Considering it was dubbed the fetish of the year last year, I doubt it>>41052051>>41052054Feels like it's just hyper ass, with tiny stuff as extra.The Luna one is kinda ok I guess, I like the overall idea
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Previous Thread:>>40964808Post pics and love Sunset.Sunset Sunday Ponepaste - https://ponepaste.org/3956GreentextSavant’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGreyBG9's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/BG9_RebornGritsaw’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/GritsawZharkaer's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/ZharkaerTstar231's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/Tstar231HolytntDiver's Pastebin https://pastebin.com/u/HolytntDiverHoly's Ponepaste https://ponepaste.org/user/HolySunset GreentextsSunset x Anon by XMRWRITEFAGX - https://ponepaste.org/3957Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41043015>>41046971>"Foul tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring. Emboldened by the flame of ambition. Someone must extinguish thy flame!"
Got any plans for the weekend, Anons?
>>41054220hopefully staying in bed all day on one of the days, I need to catch up on my sleep
>>41054268I feel you on that one. My current job's got me flopping back and forth between the day and night shifts.
VGH... Edition>Get the gamehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/394360/Hearts_of_Iron_IV/Reminder to use creamapi to get all the DLCs. You can also get the game for about $10 on instant gaming if you don't want to wait for a steam sale.>Get the modhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1826643372https://www.moddb.com/mods/equestria-at-war>Balefire Blueshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2307988796>Wikihttps://equestriaatwar.wiki.gg/wiki/Equestria_at_War_Wiki>New to HoI4https://equestriaatwar.wiki.gg/wiki/New_to_Hearts_of_Iron_4https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLs3acGYgI1-v2rWyEDR8Mn3Avf9CxH1s1Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>`Macawia's Survival Must Be Fought For!`
>>41054181I hardly ever use paratroopers.
>>41054459You can just convert them to infantry.
>>41054613this is exactly the kind of schizophrenic nonsense I signed up for
What have (you) done for your waifu guys?Videos, writings, plushies, music, dates, self-improvement, other projects or whatever. How does your waifu inspire or effect you in your day-to-day life? Maybe you could share some things if you would like to.
>>41049520>>41052783Based and same. I love my waifu very much and want nothing more than to raise a family with her, but it's obviously never going to happen. I know that she would be extremely disappointed and likely even disgusted in me if I missed out on raising a family and doing my part to make a better tomorrow for this world because I was too hung up on my feelings for her.>>41052294>apple treeDo it, faggot. Your waifu demands more apulz>>41053009>>41054308It's only beyond our control if everyone assumes so. The powers that be wouldn't put so much effort into demotivating people like you or me if they believed that they've already won.
>>41045615I have a tulpa. I used to suffice with like "try to improve my life every day!" and that did satisfy for many years, but now I realize what I really want to do for her is make memories that we can cherish as life moves on. So the goal has shifted to doing something memorable for her every day. I do not manage to reach this goal nearly as often, but there is something to it. Today, we played the Glass Bead Game (hip bone games' rendition) together. Sometimes I don't really have any good inspiration, and I'll ask her to give me some chaotic nonsense chore; the most memorable of these was when she told me to eat a fig. I tried negotiating with her, because the figs weren't ripe yet, and she told me "fine, how about a fig LEAF instead". I had a nibble and it was actually kind of nice! I discovered that they're actually commonly used in cooking, and I won't be forgetting it any time soon. The more of my life that is special and interesting like this, the more of my life that is tied to her, the better.
>>41054394There's no effort needed. I don't listen to propaganda anymore. My life's fubar for reasons beyond statistics or random podcasters' theatrical declarations that the west is dead. I have had more jobs than years in my life. And nothing has stuck. My finances are in ruin and I'm in desperate need of some means of debt forgiveness, welfare or both before I sink. And to be eligible for these programs, I have to remain in this prison of a state, all while every family member I have is either intentionally or intentionally torturing me and demoralizing me. I have two holes in my door, and a drug addled man with two unregistered handguns BREATHING DOWN MY NECK.So shut the fuck up. Go away.
>>41054553whats having a tulpa like?
>>41054808>intentionally or unintentionally*Blegh.
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053781>Sunset sticking up for Sweet NoteGood girl
>>41053781>Glimmer"Sunset"~Dash~~~~~>Give up, losers! Nothing will break up this friendship!"...right.">Mutual respect based on saying fuck you, Applejack!"Now that I agree on!"~Oh yeah!? How'd you like a taste of this friendship!?~Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054175Those prophs are ironic now. Poor pp anon, every time he gets a game he likes…
>>41054331They were innocent! Betrayed by Sony!
>>41054175>Glimmer"Sunset"~~~~>And the prettiest."GASP! But Princess Poppy Pants is the prettiest you BITCH!">..."...I should not have admitted that.">...I liked her goth phase.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
It's time for a dose.
>>41054323https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU
>>41054533I think it's a Piccolo dick reference, but I'm not sure.
>>41054789yea spike's tail is indicative of that. but its the dbz gif that started on /v/
>>41054789>>41054789>>41054793wait I don't watch that show so I got the characters confused for a second. It's actually Begetta (sp?) doing the fucking of Piccolo's asshole, and don't remember seeing a green dick in the animation I'm referencing. But I don't really look at dicks so maybe?
Someone post it on catbox for me, it's not on this computer.
