Anything pony/fandom related from 2010 - 2013
>>41023562> autistic people tend to get INTJ, at least on /mlp/ as evidenced by threads back in the day> some autist makes an mtbi chart and makes INTJ the best one with the god-empress
>>41023562>>41025482https://www.michaelcaloz.com/personality/I'll just leave it here.
>>41024643Ponies being public enemy #1 is sure as a hell better than culture war shit
>>41020542Trying to get this style
Guess I'll make one.Thread dedicated to the most fabulous and fashionable pony in Equestria.
>>41023566Fatfags >>>/out/
>>41026495I'd like to see you try to move me
>>41024515UNLESS WHAT ANON?!?!
move here >>41025350
>>41026704Why?
The newest edition of >CLOP has arrived, a decade old browser game about building nations, geoponitics, and oppressing ponies. Join now and start making connections, alliances and intrigue.Please play our game>Link to the game itselfhttps://4clop.com/>Link to the test serverThis has 30 minute ticks. Every tick is a war tick, and no travel time. Feel free to make multiple accounts there, and experiment with the war mechanicshttps://test.4clop.com>Previous thread>>40960598>>40444206https://youtu.be/x6dWAoD2zTUComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
vladihooftstock here im not the bigges prze but im back baby
>>41026480>>41026490>>41026503Looks like the 2nd Trade Bloc is failing at their stated goal, to me.
>>41026621JUST GIVE US TIME TO BUILD UP OKAY
>>41026708Chill out man, he's just jealous, okay, just relax, he's mad that he doesn't have what we do.
I will begins selling machinery around 7K once my stockpile exceeds 1,000; I have to take some measures to prevent horrific resales. Should start by this evening.
Last time on No More Heroes:>After raiding Nocturne's room you set up the little surprise for Winter, which you both thoroughly enjoy>Afterwards, Nocturne and Nickle arrive and after getting Junkrat you head over to a Kirin spa to get pampered>You and Nocturne chat with the staff a bit as they do their work before they take the two of you to the Onsen to relax.You can also catch up here: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40704190/#40704190
>>41024681Our tail immediately releases her hoof to go ramrod straight, like an exclamation mark to our muffled cry. A cry we barely register as our flank aches so good under Nocturne's hoof, winking in rapid succession just in time for her to speed things up, our climax suddenly much closer. Through all this, we realize that Nocty can't be as close: between the tail tugging and our reactions to the massage and her presence, she's probably as cool as a cucumber. Using our power, we make a bubble just big enough to encase Nocturne for a moment.Wasting no time at all, we trill and nearly collapse onto our marefriend's back as we disentangle ourself from her. Twisting around on top of her, we grab two clawfuls of her flanks and squeeze for leverage, sliding forward and tilting our head down to get a view many a stallion probably fantasized about. And quite frankly, we absolutely get it, except we're not just fantasizing~.'... Winter lived in the same house as this, and never jacked off? Have to ask Nocty if she ever heard Nickle beating it to her. If I had a little Switcheroo on me, I'd be tempt to jack off myself.'Shaking away the lightheadedness and unbearably horny thoughts of our herd, we coil our tail around our lover's muzzle, ignore the aching egghole attempting a coup for control of our claws, and unfreeze Nocty. Turning our head just enough to meet her gaze, we grin, pop the feather in our beak, and promptly bury our face up to our nares in her plump plot.>>41024774Seconding! Bit of a different direction, but fun stuff
Stopping for the night.Have a good night or day!
>>41024968Morning, Pluto!
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Fat ass zebra to the point stripes distort sounds hot and very much a stranger in stranger lands character suitable for a CYOA also not being a carnivore again
More Brandon kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJSLCpCcnD0
>>41026564JustinRPG but pony
Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.Also, when /r/equesting, try to provide a reference image, to make it easier for drawfags to fulfill your request.- Don't spam or bump your requests.- IGNORE THE SHITPOSTERS/ATTENTIONWHORES.- Don't respond to the spam. Just report and hide it and move on.Previous Thread:>>40901639The OP header image and all other images from the previous Draw Threads can be found in the>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -https://www.dropbox.com/sh/uf9h5jtinwpmrcg/AADgtt_AtxoWr3F4ujcmndoda?dl=0QUICK LINKSComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41025071cute.
bump
Not requested but swibble
>>41026715Nice.
>>41026715Sausage thumb
The show never addresses ponies eating their own weight in food on a daily basis and suffering zero consequences for it.
>>41020113>shames brapfag>>41026290>is perfectly fine with burps/belchesStrange world you live in, where mares only do the disgusting things you enjoy.
>>41026381Because one is tantamount to scat and the other is not, retard.
>>41026381He just said he wouldn't like to sniff her farts. That's not shaming, that's different tastes.And farts are literally fecal matter, i.e. digested waste, while burps are just fresh food. Less chance of getting e. coli from breathing in a burp. That being said, I like braps too. Just less as a huffing thing.
>>41026381>fartard doesn't know the difference between gasses expelling from the anus and a belchI'm convinced all footfags and fartards that started showing up in great numbers over the past few years are just fatally irony-poisoned buffoons who don't even know who they are anymore.
>>41021461>https://youtu.be/-ieNEtkQOiw
Does Rarity like it when I stroke to her with only one finger?Does she like it when I stay limp?
>>41026492stroking my flaccid penis to rarity with one finger unf
>>41026492boah fuck yes geil. Relatable sex
>>41026467I'm sure she'd like to make you wear girly panties and stroke your tiny limp dick through the fabric with her magic until you soak them in cum like a slut.
>>41026607This Anon likes Bejita from Dragon Ball.
>>41026570You're supposed to stroke her, not yout brain.
Previous thread: >>41020869>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
what are the implications of hoofholding
>>41026696it implies future sexo
>>41026686t. flowahh
>>41026617mine wasnt inspired from anything, i just dreamed my mare oneday and had her stuck in my mind for around 9 yearsFinally got the chance to bring mare to life
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 11 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41026332Escape tunnel!Hang on, what was that noise?OH SHI--
>>41026351>He looks fine, that's the hardest part>It's been years now>But on nights like these, when you're alone in your study, and pondering things>You still think back to that awful night when you and your friends found him>It was in a cave>You all stare down at Anon's lifeless body, lying there on the stone floor>No one has said a word, not even Pinkie Pie>You don't even know what happened, or what to say>One minute you find Anon lying facedown in a puddle near the mouth of the cave>And the next, Applejack is saying that she can't feel a pulse>"He's cold...">No one has said a word>You look at him, lying there>He's still so beautiful, even in deathComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41026517Funny stuff anon
>>41026517This horny little dork would undoubtedly find a way to bring him back.
>>41026605That's why banks fund medical science.So they can bring you back to life and force you to work to pay off your debts.That's how the Zombie Apocalypse happens.
2Cool4(You) editionThe pic that started it all: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37443253/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37447036/Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40798618/Alternative thread: https://nhnb.org/fim/res/2295.htmlArchive of snowpony thread art: https://mega.nz/folder/0okEHKxS#8FIy3EQUHM-XluGvV7knIgArchive of snowpony-related musics: https://ponepaste.org/5819On the boorus, the snowpony tag ended up being "snowpony (species)" or "taiga pony">What is a snowpity?https://snowpity.com/>What are snowponies?Lore dumps for the newfagshttps://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1646/33/1646333439218.png(embed)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41025776>Abominables are the pony equivalent of neanderthals, minus the extinction Yeah, I could see that.
>>41025787That's a good way of putting it! A bit grug and wild but still ponies at their core.
>>41025172Eastern euro? Looks a bit eastern euro to me.
>>41026080Yeah, pretty close..
>>41025776The only thing that causes issues with that idea is that they should be far more widespread if they're so well adapted to the North, and not just rare, random encounters with a near-mythical status. What could even threaten an abominable?
Sudden attraction continues.Previous thread:>>40826102
>>41024498>>41024705I can see an edit where she takes of her pants, she already has the downward motion for it
>>41025236You've got a point.
https://derpibooru.org/images/1788781
>>41023725Wew
>>41023725Applejack is very important :)AIVI ;D
Previous Thread: >>40923698Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/9483 (Celestia, Luna, Wallflower)https://ponepaste.org/3518 (Various)https://ponepaste.org/9092 (All Four Pie Sisters)https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41025133The filenames in the update's posts are numbered and everything can be found on Derpibooru by upload number ID, so I'll just do it this way:(filename in the update): (post number on derpi)13: 290508914: 322982615: 247892716: 115617017: 280893918: 150502819: 142202020: 3229827Let me know if that's all the ones you wanted.
>>41025039Locker room showers
Is the board fast today or is someone trying to slide someone?
>>41025039>If they fuck they become hornyzombies>But they’re stuck in a lewd situation where they’re pinned naked together with urges on a hair triggerOh my lordI’m not sure which way is hotterCould anon even realistically resist at this point?
POLL Here: https://strawpoll.com/eJnvvE6banvI explain each category below, read this below you vote on which one you are! If none of these describe you, please suggest a new category! The below covers all of the perspectives I have seen.Normal Faustfags: People who think that Seasons 1 and 2 are easily the best, and that Faust leaving is what started the show's decline. This describes most of this board, and a lot of the fans who lost interest during 2013.Season 1 Purist Faustfags: People who think the show got much worse as soon as Season 2 came along, they view Season 1 as the only non-corrupted season, viewing everything after as lacking the same charm.Season 3 inclusive Faustfags: People who consider Seasons 1-3 the golden era, they see Season 3 as more or less true to the tone and quality of the first 2 seasons, and don't think the show drastically changed or got worse until after Twilicorn.Season 5 inclusive Faustfags:This group seems weird at first, but it's surprisingly not too uncommon. This are people who love seasons 1-2 and thought seasons 3 and 4 were a decline that lacked the spirit and charm of before. But they also think season 5 is really good due to having more of a slice of life charm compared to 3/4 and having in their view better quality episodes than the previous two seasons with less fan pandering & coporate forced plot points.Normal McCarthyfags: People who think the show was really good for its first 5 seasons, and went downhill when Haber took over the show and all the old writers left (My view that I expressed in the chart, a sizeable minority of this board, and a lot of normie fans who lost interest after Season 5)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41026273The entire show was consistently good!
>>41026273Petition to ban this chart from the board
>>41026365Why?
>>41026666Maybe it would finally make you redirect your autism to something else.
>>41026273I think seasons 1-4 are solid, there was little episodes I had any problems with, which I can't bring myself to say for 5.Many episodes in season 5 were unimaginative and not really good, with only a few I genuinely liked.
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41025177This is the more direct version of what the show did
>>41025177FOR THE GLORY OF THE SUN
>>41025897As well she should, we know how to take down the big ones
>>41025177NC>Pinkie“AJ”~~~>Hey, Applejack?“AHEM.”>Commander Applejack?“Yes, private Pinkie?”>Hee hee, Pinkie Privates.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41025177Join the Night Guard. Fight against the nightmares. Bring a peaceful night of sleep for ponies everywhere. Become a Dream Diver today! For the Dream world!