We have a thread for fillies, but what about colts?
>>41095380Agreed.it's a wip, damn birbs are a hell to draw, almost forgot his wings.https://files.catbox.moe/e88wz4.PNG>>41095959good idea, needs more sweetie. but got a lot of stuff to finish, here's another one to the stack!
>>41098251I'm saving that griffon for the exploitable meme.Wht's his name?You based mad lad!
>>41084001its 99% south americans, I've literally never not met an Argentinian, Chilean, Brazillian ect. that wasn't some flavor of lolicon/foalcon
>>41098251>Check link>Gryph has a surgical knife>Rumble's balls has a small woundThat was a close call, stab him with the knife and get out of here!
>>41098301Maybe, but still far from Somalia and Pakistan where not being abused isn't even considered normal.>>41098298Mordehai Tannenberg>>41097929Plot twist: her sister does the same all the time.
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>>41097636Yes, more snorlax man
>>41096614Fall, 114: Estimated start of Incident: Oubliette.>Trottingham regrets to inform us of the failure of Kettlecornwall. Of 40 ponies and 25 humans, only 20 ponies and the 3 youngest humans returned; the rest are presumed lost. Standard survey/support teams sent.>Nocreature is capable of giving a consistent timeline of the colony's failure, even when asking the same individual twice in a row. Counseling/investigation continues.>Anon/Femanon's sister is not among the returned. According to Ethics Board regulations, all documents referencing or speculating upon her fate must include the following indictment: CELESTIA ATTEMPTED TO QUARANTINE THIS INFORMATION, IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF THE RIGHTS OF SURVIVING FAMILIES ACT OF 105>Anon/Femanon informed of parents/sister being MIA. Anon unresponsive. Femanon hugs son at a pressure of 10 megapinkies per square inch.>Anon/Femanon informed of attempted information blackout. Anon's eye does 'that chimpy twitch.' Praetorian guard elevates to Alert Condition: Inflated Shoes. Applejack considered fight risk.Winter, 114: First sacrifice confirmed to have taken place in early November>No additional survivors return from Kettlecornwall. Presumed dead.>Memorial services held, posthumous guard ranks awarded to lost creatures for defending the retreat, pensions granted to next of kin (where applicable)>In accordance with Foundation protocols regarding the loss of even one apex ketertor, the entire region of Fleurwood Forest is declared nullus equus terra. All civilian traffic banned, all Foundation>Anon/Femanon request transfer to Kettlecornwall investigation. Denied by 06 TS due to previously mentioned infohazard containment.>Altercation occurs. Twilight bedridden. Remaining element bearers and praetorians unable to intervene due to Applejack's apple-scented wrath. Anon suspended and upgraded to Keter.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41098019Spring, 115:>Scattered reports of human populations experiencing increased breeding desire. Human lifespan continues to be similar to that of native life. Human maturation rates quicken. Anon/Femanon unaffected.>The three anomaly-affected human adolescents are reported missing, within a 2 week period. >Riots ensue, only to stop in an instant. Parents no longer remember having the missing foals.>Oubliette entity/anomaly/perpetrator upgraded to Keter.>Luna attempts second communion with [SCP-11]. Communion refused(1). Expedition launch fast-tracked by a full month, to launch the next day.>Expedition launches with full ship crew and mission specialists.>Applejack commandeers ship>Apple Bloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle shanghaied, conscripted as cabin fillies.>Applejack surrenders control of ship. No punishment is issued.>Applejack savagely grounded by Pear Butter due to bringing younger sister into hostile territory.Summer, 115:>A human filly, previously from Kettlecornwall, attempts to sleepwalk into the Fleurwood forest. She is stopped by the town's gate guard. When awoken, she attempted to force her way through the gates, insisting there was 'a cross for (her), where (her) mother lies."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41098019>All civilian traffic banned, all Foundationshould be "all Foundation missions require O5 permission.">>41098117Mid Summer, 115:>Fluttershy reports Discord being unresponsive to her calls.>Fluttershy reports realizing she hasn't seen Discord in at least 5 years. Element bearers sedated.>SS SCE arrives at Trottingham. Team introduced to authorities as agents of the crown. Cover identities deemed unnecessary.>Applejack's grounding ends.>Captain's yacht used to for preliminary scouting; liminality of Fleurwood wild zone(1) confirmed to extend well above airship flight ceiling.>Anon/Femanon assigned as secondary counseling/interview team>Other MTF K9 veterans begin charting patterns of landmarks and sectors within the newly-liminal Fleurwood(1).Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41098353New Year, 116: >Anon/Femanon reach new milestone. Due to their psychological similarity and cultural background, they are able to point out multiple patterns of metaphor/imagery that pony agents had dismissed as unrelated ramblings. A general timeline can now be established, even if a highly metaphorical one:>A mention of a hybrid, semi-divine, or otherwise dual-natured being. [Hercules, Fenris and Merlin] are the most common names. Suspected metaphor for hybrid births.>According to Anon, Fenrir was loyal until his uncle had him imprisoned and beaten, and Hercules's father is universally associated with treachery, capriciousness and pettiness.>Recounting a bad day of a fellow settler. The names draw from a set list, always a settler of either species confirmed MIA, or one of 5 names not listed in the caravan records. The neighbor is always referred to with female pronouns.>The lady suffers an odd, annoying, but seemingly minor inconvenience: Bees chasing away the birds, a bouquet of flowers dropped in the mud, a harvest of cherries fallen and stepped on, having a lunch date with Jack ruined by fog or rain(1). First wave did note this pattern and assumed it referred to a slow death by small acts of civil unrest.>Anon's insight suggested another possibility: each incident, in human parlance, could be taken as a metaphor for the loss of innocence, a foal produced without love or intention, or [REDACTED PLEASE GIVE THE REDACTOR SOME AMNESTICS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I HATE MY JOB NOW]>The same female mentioned before then learns she will be honored by [Joan of Arc, Anointed Joshua, Job, Sanguinius??]>Legendary or outright divine figures, who died saving the world from some physical or spiritual evil. Agents assume this refers to the MIA settlers; Anon/Femanon report intense unease, refuse to elaborate.>The neighbor then assists in the construction of Yggdrasil//Native Oak/Sacred Rowan/Bitterness/Rebellion/Pearls(2), by tending to its/their fruit.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
If I were to explain my personal feelings about why I find ponies sexy, I hate feet and hands are kind of creepy, so I like hooves because of that. They are simple and round, muh geometry.I love pony ears, they can be more expressive and can be petted, I love hair, ponies have unique hair styles that can't exist on humans and tails can be hot when resting on your chest as you fuck them from behind, I love eyes, pony eyes are huge and great, the snout actually looks cute compared to human nose.Hind legs are hard to explain but they give me something different then the bipedal shit that only exist on humans and like hands and feet look unnatural, hind legs also make it easier to be attracted and focused on the ass because ponies are always bent over and in maximum ass position, the hind legs help bring attention to this while human legs don't bring attention to the ass.Cutie marks bring attention to ass, tails bring attention to ass, horse anatomy just gives them great asses. Horse pussy is not just a slit like on humans, they are shaped like a tear drop and have full muscle control, horses can wink their pussies when they are horny and can expand and contract on the dick. Because the horse vagina is more uniquely shaped than human vags it looks more, "accepting", more "made for sex".Depending on the pony race, unicorn horns and pegusi wings can also play into sex, wings jerking you off or hugging, horns being a substitute for a dildo or using magic for sex, etc.
>>41097519That's more a compliment than anything these days.
>>41097528I felt it >:)
>>41097515He probably meant to say that mares don't use sex as a form of entertainment.
>>41097457>Imagine the sexmare not letting your dick escape
>>41097391>it looks more, "accepting", more "made for sex".This. Human pussy just looks like a wound created by a lawnmower blade and stuffed with hair in an attempt to stop the bleeding.Meanwhile horse pussy is just the definition of perfection.
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.Previously on PTFG:https://ponepaste.org/9985 - Go Ask Littlepip When She's Two And A Half Feet Tall by Darkdemonlucifer - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/10012 - A Ticket To The Circus by Darkdemonlucifer - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9707 - Anu by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/7247 - The Pon-E Rewrites: Purple Black Gray by Alycorn>>40293205 - Beach Walkhttps://ponepaste.org/9446 - Interstate by Ceiling Necromancerhttps://ponepaste.org/9521 - Nemetona by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/9720 - Pink In The Club by AtomicGlow - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9600 - War Story by OrwellRedenbacher - Complete!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
i'm going to spike the water supply with PonE
>"Can I be your waifu Anon?"
>>41096861Daww.
>>41084803remt free
>>41084709>does your pussy taste like caramel?
>>41097838What’s her favorite variety of apple?
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>>41098225Yeah, I forgot the word pyromancer but wanted to post it anyway.
>>41098204Now post the other one.
>>41098235
>>41098235>*zooms out a little*
>>41098344Nice
Why did they make her so sexy?!
>>41096357She's definitely in her early 20s
>>41094235>>41096259To be honest I had a WTF moment hearing "hashtag BANGS" while watching Rollercoaster for the first time. My retarded brain didn't think about her hair...That was one and probably the only time when I unironically thought "how did they get away with this?"
>>41096357 not really
>>41096357She's a boss bitch with underlings. Old enough to lead, old enough to breed.
>>41096357>a kidShe is like 17, that isn't a kid at all. As much she would enter in the hag category for the loli enjoyers
There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare."mare's existential dread" editionOld thread: >>40963936Ongoing greens:Shape Your Home by PoneGreenhttps://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41098188>nice numbersSome mares might be concerned about potential backlash from female humans considering that equestria is taking their males, but don’t worry! Cadence has done lots of research and found out that female humans would rather be mauled by a bear than be around their males, Celestia knows why. So take any you like girls!
>>41098165Da faq is wrong with Rarity's hooves??
>>41098275what no man does to a MF (Mare Foreveralone)
>>41098165>dilatusThread hidden. See you guys in 2 months.
>>41098329there was a time he wasn't insane
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: The crushing of man-orbs!ITT: Forsaken Futaloos, Having something set beyond S1? Wrong!, Creative minds in positions of power, Incest porn to calm your mind, A rather resounding 'eh', Anon blows his own cock off, Measuring our autism, What really constitutes a neckbeard?, Horseword shelves, Hunting down your detractors, Angsty moon fics, Horrid horsiness, The artfulness of for-fun stories, Starting and finishing a fic at record speeds, Satisfactory shitfucking, Sneaking off to the writefag's guild, Grinning smilishly while reading 400k words of cringe, Comfortably vanishing into the void, Strength through suffering, Refusing to pad stats, Wanting to make a meaningful story, Axing your internet, "... Europeans are all basically the same anyway.", Needing to catch up with the Club, Completely non-fetishistic writing, Anon wants to excommunicate all fanfiction, and stories of the robotically-born variety!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe sixty-sixth book is 'The Witless':https://www.fimfiction.net/story/532616/If (You) want to participate, finish the entire story by the 19th.On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors forgetting that brevity is key? Fed up with 10k inner monologue chapters? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41098148It would certainly help. I won't say you need to know everything about the mod, Filly read it without knowing anything about EaW and found it heavily flawed but not without its charms. Granted most of its flaws are because of my knowledge of EaW so I glossed over stuff that could have made it more appealing to a wider audience.
>>41098156Right, I kept on waiting to see what you're going to write next because I think it's generally really nice when we can shill active thread stuff for the bookclubs. But if it's more sequels to that first fic, then waiting longer doesn't make much sense.I'm assuming that you're feeling better about this sequel side-story; could it be read as a standalone (once it's fully out)? Descriptions sort of imply that.
>>41098178Yeah, it can be read standalone from Maledict, though the final chapter has stuff closely related to Maledict as their plot threads intertwine back together.
God I want to write a fic so bad. How the fuck do fic writers do it?
>>41098337I use the 20/20/20 method.20 minutes of writing20 seconds to rest my eyes20 weeks of writer's block.
So are they really thousands of years old? Were they around during Roman times? The medieval era? Napoleon? How the hell did they survive to the modern era?
>>41098142No one cares about this shitty ocs, your threads will continue to die out of its containment
>>41098142I'd read a green of them being ancient amazonian warriors
>>41098167More that the EqG universe's timeline doesn't make any goddamn sense>Be Sunset>Leave Equestria to go to EqG world for reasons>Multiple years pass until portal reopens>In the intervening time the long-forgotten Elements of Harmony were found again and returned to the power-houses they once were, and the Crystal Empire returned that everypony had forgotten about and they moved the portal there>Sunset uses the opening window of the portal to navigate flawlessly in the Crystal City's castle (that she had no idea even existed, let alone that the portal was moved there) and grabbed the main Element of Harmony that she also had no idea even existed/had returned, nor what it's current properties were.Hasbroke writing. That's your answer, OP/thread
>>41098224the thought of 3 Amazonian girls taking me away to their village to breed them excites me
>>41098142the eqg world has different rules and that includes the way time works
Welcome to the My Massive Pony thread!You don't mind if I sit here do you? EditionWriters, artists, and critiques are always welcome, so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Check out our slowly growing ponepaste: https://ponepaste.org/3112Previous thread: >>40739527
>>41095512If you leave a noticeable bump she's not big enough
>>41079733
Last thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39834537/#39949369Quest Notes coming soon.
>>41098157Good idea. Let's count our sheep until we sleep. Eh, you know what I mean.
>>41098157Do you want us to drive? If you want to rest, that is. We're pretty nifty with the sail.
>>41098157Anyways. Shale told us a lot of good about Spirits of Oasis, but that's a view from the inside. Dream, May, do you know any dark and scary stories about them? A whole tribe just being nice and sharing water for no apparent reason, I'm sure some ponies had suspicions and collected rumors. Throw your worst at me. Did Spirits steal souls? Were they communing with demons? Were they actually robots wearing pony skin? I've been listening closely but Shale doesn't clink when she moves. If she's a robot she hides it really well.
>>41098248>Anon can't read the room even when it's spelled out for himTake us away, Luna
>>41098157I want to shove our hoof in our mouth before we say shit that will make everybody even more depressed and tired.
Rainbowshine EditionPost and talks about pony merchandise, official or not.Discuss plushies, figures, clothes, books, pins and more! And new ways to add ponies to our life!>is selling your products here allowed?Of course! Absolutely allowed.>can I talk or post here about my crafting even if what I do isn't for sale?Yes! We accept merch in all its forms.>where can I find the old threads?They are all in the Links Index Pastebin, after the links section.>where can I find the video/collage of the anniversaries?They are at the bottom of the Link Index Pastebin, after the archived threads section.=== Links Index Pastebin ===Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41091455
New Kwistal Fwenz series announced
>>41098227>S1 Gala dresses>2 Raritysniiiiiiiiiiiiice
>>41098227>new merch>it's actually cute>it's not overseas only
Trixie is the cutest dork in the show, I want to bully her with my dick.
>>41097147And why?
>>41097676who wouldn't want that Anon?
>>41097926No. I was asking why she would want you.
>>41095770Anything she does is suggestive, but sure
>>41097956Wew
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Morning bump.
>>41096325almost /mlp/con time again? time flies when you poni poni
Year of the apple dragon
>>41039039moar
