Damn, those ponies looks fuckable good.
>>41053773oh god oh fuck
>>41053515>Nextyep, this was very comfy and entertaining>>41053564>dfcan we maybe merge them?
>>41053564It's a pony colony sim thread. If you want more DF, post some.
>>41053923This is what I was thinking, have it be something like Pony Sim General maybe
>>41053923I have nothing to post because I don't know how to play DF.
are satyrs dead?
my daughter will listen to linkin park and radiohead and soad.my son wil listen to pearl jam and metallica and bjork
I swear to God, if I catch any of our neet satyrs locked in their room romanticising their melancholic loneliness I'm going literally shit my fuck. Remember to vote Murmur for class president.
>>41053015same energy
>>41053411>Remember to vote Murmur for class president.what?no fuck no, she smell like shame and regret
>>41053708I think you have the wrong satyr in mind there.
What's your favorite pony dub?
>>41053759When songs start in the Russian dubbing, I skip them. It's impossible to listen to. Well and in general, I don't like songs in movies and cartoons.It's a cancer sown by Disney.
>>41053782Seems like a (you) problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b4nOfitFrQ
I love the way Spanish Fluttershy yells. She doesn't just yell like Fluttershy, she screams like a small child in distress. Just look at the contrast between her ''yelling'' and her YELLING at 2:30https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFcUrmoE0doObviously, the Latin dub is my favorite. Some of my favorite highlights include:>Rainbow Dash imitating Fluttershy and Pinkie Piehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HocqsuD_WbU>Rainbow Dash imitating Twilighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJz80AYZ6qA>This whole ass segment starting at 1:50. Rarity still sounds like Rarity with a southern accent. Applejack sounds like a completely different pony, your forget for a minute that she's the same VA.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMMUO1VGGoc>Also related to Applejack, her voice actress is the official dub for Bart Simpson. She can be heard switching to Applejack here, at 0:39https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY6yJCoOR>>41053457Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053896Old but boner inducing gold.
Post blue spandex shorts girl.Previous Thread:>>40975992
>>41052328Dashie showing why she’s the best fit girl out of her friend.
>>41052843:)Is she dancing to "Rainbow Dash always dresses in style"?
>>41053356Honestly the Rainbow Dash gifs are great XD.
I'm just here to tell you that g5 is a very good thing and that you are all massive faggotspd: fuck you nigger
>>41052421>I'm just here to tell you that g5 is a very good thingIt wouldn't be under-performing in both toysales and viewership if that were the case lol.
>>41053664>OMG its not popular enough that means its badTalk about the lowest IQ take there is.
>>41052421Izzy is best pony, but that doesn't excuse the disgusting TYT artstyle.
>>41053690Copium.
>>41053756>Only liking something because it is popularThe lowest IQ take that has ever occurred on this planet.
The newest edition of >CLOP has arrived, a decade old browser game about building nations, geoponitics, and oppressing ponies. Join now and start making connections, alliances and intrigue.Please play our game>Link to the game itselfhttps://4clop.com/>Link to the test serverThis has 30 minute ticks. Every tick is a war tick, and no travel time. Feel free to make multiple accounts there, and experiment with the war mechanicshttps://test.4clop.com>Previous thread>>40994260https://rentry.org/clop-threadslet's hope this one hits the bump limit too.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053549No, I don't enjoy wasting my time for someone else to have fun
>>41052714you died first, thereby having zero statuesthis then means that I won the statue war, even if you at one point had more statues
>>41053529Scheming for easy nations is the best tactic, either by using alts and not getting caught, having a friend to work with, or manipulating some sucker to make one for you
>>41053748>using alts and not getting caught, having a friend to work with, or manipulating some sucker to make one for youNone of these are my cup of tea, cheating in multiplayer games got boring more than a decade ago.
As easy as it would be to accuse the penguins of multiboxxing, it was clear from Clopoholic's posts that they weren't a verbose lunatic.Checking the logs, it looks like Clopoholic actually came back to the game before Penguins and flickered in and out of stasis as the other players came online.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Az622gE8AUPrevious: >>41011490
>>41053862...+1
>>41053869nope.
>>41053851>G%>better than G4 or Chad lifeLOL
>>41053886thisat least pony life was funnyTYT is just cringe
>>41053862G1>MYM>G2>G3=TYT>EQG=PL>FIM
Previous Thread:>>40964808Post pics and love Sunset.Sunset Sunday Ponepaste - https://ponepaste.org/3956GreentextSavant’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGreyBG9's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/BG9_RebornGritsaw’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/GritsawZharkaer's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/ZharkaerTstar231's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/Tstar231HolytntDiver's Pastebin https://pastebin.com/u/HolytntDiverHoly's Ponepaste https://ponepaste.org/user/HolySunset GreentextsSunset x Anon by XMRWRITEFAGX - https://ponepaste.org/3957Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
What I wouldn't give to wake up to this beautiful face every day.
>>41043015>>41046971>"Foul tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring. Emboldened by the flame of ambition. Someone must extinguish thy flame!"
Is it even a thing anymore? Did /mare/con and mare fair kill it off as predicted years ago? We're a month out frmo when it is supposed to happen, and there hasn't been a peep since the last purp-reschedule and panel applications being opened.
>>41053913Nothing ever happens
Welcome friends, ITT:We make and share pony art, with absolutely no pressure to deliver anything that's technically good (besides having ponies in it, which makes it good by default)Make something, share what you've done, and give feedback and motivation to help us all keep improving and creating!This thread's focus is art, but beginner or low effort content of any kind is welcome here. If you do want to post about something else like music, gamedev, or crafts, though, just note that you may find better help and feedback posting it in the /create/ threadAre you an experienced artist? Leave some tips, feedback, guides, or tutorials, they're well appreciated here!Guides, tutorials and resources! Start here!https://mares.horse/balehttps://ponepaste.org/8268Draw with other /bale/ anons!https://magma.com/invite/DXPPI_ZGComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41045660the legs need to BEND
i drew my mint waifu
>>41053059based
>>41051443Buying an ipad was a mistake to begin with.Any laptop since 010 + an average wacom will be perfect.Image editor: Photoshop, any CS version.
>>41053760I have all these things already. I just wanted to try an iPad since the budget was a nonissue and felt like after a decade of hating Apple I should at least try something to re-justify my position.Also holy fuck Clip Studio is sold by jews: they'll sell you a copy on the PC since they know folks can pirate there with ease, but on ipad it's subscription only. Didn't realize that when I mentioned idc about having to "fork up 54 bucks."Gonna power through and see if I don't hate procreate for now I guess. If I hate it after a while I'll just give it to my apple-obsessed roommate as a present.
2Cool4(You) editionThe pic that started it all: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37443253/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37447036/Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40798618/Alternative thread: https://nhnb.org/fim/res/2295.htmlArchive of snowpony thread art: https://mega.nz/folder/0okEHKxS#8FIy3EQUHM-XluGvV7knIgArchive of snowpony-related musics: https://ponepaste.org/5819On the boorus, the snowpony tag ended up being "snowpony (species)" or "taiga pony">What is a snowpity?https://snowpity.com/>What are snowponies?Lore dumps for the newfagshttps://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1646/33/1646333439218.png(embed)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41051218Not gonna lie, these are some nice flanks.
>>41051958These eyes more look like a severe neuron misfiring though.
>>41052816She's never smelled anything so delicious before, give her a break!>>41053257Looks nutty, if that makes sense?
hell yeah
>>41053899
I'm thinking, "hell yeah"
Previous thread: >>40895837Untimely demise edition>CYOA?Choose Your Own Adventure. AKA Quest.ITT:>Discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs>Give advice on CYOAs>Pitch ideas>Get critique>Trade artList of stories: WIP (formerly anonpone). Your best bet is to search via desuarchive.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41052970>Interesting to hear Caravan Guard is facing consequences for fooling around too soon.I suppose it is kinda early. I haven’t kept up with CYOAs for a few years but it seems like most of the ones still around go for a lot longer than mine has so far. Still, we’re about 150,000 words into the story, which is about 300 pages.Here’s my attempt at a quick summary: You play as the leader of a small team of caravan guards that are hired by various companies or private citizens to escort ponies through the Badlands and the lands further south, sometimes fight bandits or Diamond Dogs along the way. Most of your customers are settlers leaving the Equestrian mainland for the new colonies deep in the Mysterious South. For unknown reasons the Badlands have become much more violent than normal recently with an increase of attacks on caravans. Over the course of the last month you’ve investigated the issue, learning that in addition to the war against Sombra’s Crystal Empire in the north the Equestrian military has been secretly battling a growing faction Diamond Dogs under the desert surface as well as a group of rebels in the southern colonies. Both of those factions have been largely responsible for the destabilization of the Badlands, especially over the last year or so.Most recently your team and a team from a rival company have been hired by the Equestrian Rehoming Project, which is the organization primarily responsible for promoting and managing the migration to the southern colonies, for a publicity stunt to restore the Project’s reputation. Your company was specifically hired to escort one of the Project’s leaders, Fleur de Lis, and her entourage while the rival company escorts the settlers that are joining Fleur on her journey to the southern colonies. As you left the Badlands and traveled through a canyon to the southern colonies you were threatened by a large pack of Diamond Dogs and were forced to hide in an ancient Diamond Dog temple. After a battle which killed most of the other company’s guards, a few of the settlers, and possibly permanently crippled one of your companions you were trapped by a cave in caused by your own dynamite with the only way out being an underground river in the back of the temple. After taking the river some more ponies were lost and now everyone is hiding in an underground Diamond Dog city. Right now the players are trying to find a way to escape while also rescuing the missing settlers.
>>41001512>>41001575>>41004137>>41005021“Luna? She's the same as always: trying to fix this whole thing and return the world to normal.”>Nightmare rolled her eyes and stuck her tongue out with a quiet 'bleh'.>You spread your legs out wide and beckoned her in.>She sniffed at you, scrumched her snoot, but then leaned in anyways.>You wrapped your hooves around her and pulled her in.>Well, more pulled yourself to her.>She was warm and soft.>Relatively soft.>On a scale from de Lis to commander Tempest, Nightmare was somewhere in between but definitely closer to Tempest.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053868>You had a small portion of very basic tomato sauce and spaghetti on a plate in front of you since you’d thought it too rude to decline entirely.>Nightmare twirled her fork on her plate to gather up a bunch of pasta and sauce, then shoved it in her mouth.>”Mmh.”>She nodded in approval as she chewed and swallowed.>”Much better. But.”>Her fork, wreathed in her magic, spun in the air and pointed at you.>”We got so engrossed in getting food on the table that you never had time to tell what had you so occupied you didn’t have time to visit.”>You set down the little bit of pasta you’d been nibbling on and turned to look at her.>She didn’t look quite as intimidating as she usually did with a faint ring of red sauce stains around her plush night black lips.“Oh, that? We were busy… exploring dreams. It wasn’t the most interesting one about a weird and twisted supermarket, but then Fleur fell into a bottomless void and it turned into a nightmare of a memory. I think.”>Rubbing your chin with a hoof, you thought back to yesterday.>It felt like it’d been much longer with how much had happened since.>”You, exploring nightmares?”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053872>Water sloshed around and metal clinked against porcelain as Sassy washed the dishes in the sink.>Nightmare still sat on her seat with a beaming smile on her lips.>”That was truly excellent. Thank you ever so much, miss Saddles.”>Sassy glanced back with a brow arched.>”That was extremely simple and not much of anything at all, but thank you.”>The alicorn waved a shod hoof at the unicorn.>”I haven’t ever had time to enjoy culinary delights of any kind. Anyways…”>Her shoes clopped on the floor as she hopped off her chair.>”…as to today’s plan. As I just had time to say on your remarkably brief visit last night, we have found something. Namely, a sealed vault in the caverns beneath the castle. Are you aware of how this world and the other came to be?”>She nodded at you.>You thought back to Luna’s explanation about a spell that was meant to turn the world into a dream going horribly wrong and nodded back at her.>”Most excellent. The reason why this vault is so important is that, I believe, this vault holds the spell scroll – or at least a copy of it, likely thought to be the only one in existence – of the spell responsible for the situation Equestria is currently in.”>She spun around and took a few steps towards the door leading to the stairs.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053868>You spread your legs out wide and beckoned her in.Ara ara~>Reaching back with a hoof, you stroked the alicorn's neck.The audacity of this serf.>She then relaxed and leaned onto you, her weight pressing you onto the mattress you laid on.YOU DIED.>Sassy,I forgot she exists. Can't get mad at the tall mare.>I kinda went berserk and turned into a monster and nearly killed Fleur.What the fuck, don't tell her thatComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Mimobot EditionPrevious Thread: >>40808781https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40808781/#40808781Share your pony rices and tech related projects!
>>41024254Yes, permanently, I would probably trust her with that su binary more than myself, it's her special talent after all
bask under the warm glow of the orange thinklight
>>41047203That's neato, I've wanted to make my own desktop pets thing in the past, but these days I run a tiling wm (i3) and don't know how that would work, I guess they could just be overlaid and toggled on and off...>>41047270another sort of desktop pet huh, I guess there's interest there. I did like animes etc. where hackers had visual ways of triggering their hacks. Would be fun to have a pony that I could be like "nmap the network and tell me what's interesting". . . actually with LLMs it's possible. Making it simple is a good idea, start small.>>41047368It would be a fun novelty project, idk how useful we could ever make it, but with some fat GPUs running a nice LLM and voice synth it could get pretty crazy.Back in the day, around 2011 I was learning node.js and my pony project back then was a chat room that used the desktop pony gifs and you could fly around and just chat... that was pretty fun
Sussy EditionDiscuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya's played last thread: Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War ThunderVidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.Previous thread: >>40977310
>>41053671>>41053764>soonIt's already ruined.>PSN account now required to play the game, instead of optional>>for "security" reasons no less>>Sony is NOTORIOUSLY lax on security and had had multiple colossal data leaks>EULA does not specify this requirement>PSN is not available in a large portion of the countries where the game is/used to be sold>>a significant portion of Europe including actual EU countries like Portugal, all of Africa except for South, and more - only 69 out of 150 "notable" countries have access>the publisher on Steam page changed from "Arrowhead" to "PlayStation" and the announcement is signed to Sony rather than Arrowhead>>Arrowhead previously claimed that "Sony isn't the one making the decisions" and "we're not going to be bought out by Sony" so either they lied or they cucked outAlso of course the snoy defenders are out in force too.
P.S. The most likely reason for this happening now is that Sony is butthurt over Stellar Blade's failure and resulting drop in PSN users, but instead of reflecting and not lying about features/not walking them back, they just doubled down on trying to pump up PSN usage by scamming people.It's also delightfully ironic that it's not even a week since Tarkov's "it's totally not a DLC so we don't have to give it for free to season pass holders" $250 pay-to-win PvE mode DLC - and Arrowhead mocking it.
>>41053866>Stellar Blade's failureSo the only thing it had going for it was the player model, huh. Or is it because Sony started doing what they do best and start censoring everything once it launched?
>>41053878The latter.
>>41053856I am now immensely fucking annoyed at Sony going full retard like usual
