What have (you) done for your waifu guys?Videos, writings, plushies, music, dates, self-improvement, other projects or whatever. How does your waifu inspire or effect you in your day-to-day life? Maybe you could share some things if you would like to.
>>41053009
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>>41052783Not content. Just aware that it will only get worse. This is just the truth. Not a belief you come to because it makes you feel good.
>>41049520>>41052783Based and same. I love my waifu very much and want nothing more than to raise a family with her, but it's obviously never going to happen. I know that she would be extremely disappointed and likely even disgusted in me if I missed out on raising a family and doing my part to make a better tomorrow for this world because I was too hung up on my feelings for her.>>41052294>apple treeDo it, faggot. Your waifu demands more apulz>>41053009>>41054308It's only beyond our control if everyone assumes so. The powers that be wouldn't put so much effort into demotivating people like you or me if they believed that they've already won.
>>41045615I have a tulpa. I used to suffice with like "try to improve my life every day!" and that did satisfy for many years, but now I realize what I really want to do for her is make memories that we can cherish as life moves on. So the goal has shifted to doing something memorable for her every day. I do not manage to reach this goal nearly as often, but there is something to it. Today, we played the Glass Bead Game (hip bone games' rendition) together. Sometimes I don't really have any good inspiration, and I'll ask her to give me some chaotic nonsense chore; the most memorable of these was when she told me to eat a fig. I tried negotiating with her, because the figs weren't ripe yet, and she told me "fine, how about a fig LEAF instead". I had a nibble and it was actually kind of nice! I discovered that they're actually commonly used in cooking, and I won't be forgetting it any time soon. The more of my life that is special and interesting like this, the more of my life that is tied to her, the better.
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>>41052854Dash licks are priceless
Do you think if Rainbow Dash peed while flying at rainboom speeds, it'd become a vapor trail?
Why is it that when I try to talk to little girls who claim to watch MLP, they know jack shit? I asked a girl what her favorite pony was & she just seemed so perplexed by the question. I almost don't want to watch the show anymore because of people like these.
>>41053501Toddler does not begin at 5 y, it occurs at 5 years. It could begin earlier or end later but it is currently happening at 5 years of age.Adult's earliest start is (toddler 5y) + (3y8m minDur foals) + (1m lanky minDur) = 8y9m, or 8y10 considering that you don't become a month until the month AFTER you were lanky.We have touched on a minimum time passed, but I don't think we can get a maximum time passed. We'll see eventually, or we won't.
>>41053501Also starlight might be older than trixie/sunburst, I can't tell if she had old marks or not.FS is the first m6 to be lanky, greatly implying she's the oldest. Pinkie is 1 year younger. AJ is quite a bit younger than FS. I'm unsure of the actual age of the other m6.If we admit that ponies might age at different rates, all this falls apart, but fs can be younger if she just became lanky very early. I am now going to return to pretending that isn't the case.
Sunset Shimmer should be the same age as Twilight Velvet & Night Light. Assuming time flows normally on EqG world's side.
>>41053613It really doesn't seem to.
>>41053630EqG likes to act self-aware about questions fans would ask and then just... shrug. "How Sirens survived for 11 centuries on Earth?" "I dunno".Anyway, her chronological age is not affected by this. She was still born when she was born.
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>>41054191I guess 11 months is close enough to a year.
>>41037173
>>41054191That's his backlog for longfics (70k+). I requested a review from him earlier this year, and since he's said when the review will be up, I know that he's somewhere around 3.5 months now.
>>41054153>The first chapter is 15,000 words. Words of what? Exactly. It reads like a fever dream. Sometimes there’s something resembling a story going on, sometimes Mandarko is pontificating on the so-called rules and concepts of the world. Sometimes this pontification comes off as a blog post, at other times it’s more like encyclopedia entries, and it leaps around these different narrative styles continuously and without warning. Fully written out URLs leading to YouTube videosThat's it, I have to read this.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/537057/twilights-felquines-of-xenon
>>41054497Months have passed and you're still samefagging in the exact same style.
>episode rating>7/10 is "average"Why do idiots do this?
>>41053506>>41053562No, 5 is not average. In arithmetic terms, to find the mean (average) you add all numbers and divide the sum by the total of numbers. In this case, 55/10 which is 5.5. In the Merriam-Webster, the definition of average is "equaling an arithmetic mean," so 5 being the average of 1-10 is not the "definition" of average.>>410535355.5 is the average, as explained above, but we round it to 6 for simplicity. There's little differences in value when using a scoring system greater than 5, so we move the average to 7 to give higher value numbers more value. This creates an exponential rise in numbers 1-10. Using something like 1-5 doesn't have this problem because of its small sample size; all 5 numbers can be given a more unique value.
>>41053606Blah blah nice crock of shit
Niggers(1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10)/10=5,5(1+2+3+4+5)/5=3Did you know that if I jack off every second day to luna it would take me 30 years to cum my bodyweight?
I end up doing this a lot. Mostly, it's because a 5 means "I could go either way" and anything lower than that is a scale of how much I actively dislike it. Idk anons I don't usually end up watching stuff I don't like at least a little - if it's watchable slop it's 4-5/10.
>>41052473public school is a psyop to mindbreak the youth of the nation.
Wife
>>41053938Either Rainbow or Sunset. Look at their defiance. They need to learn where their place is as females.
>>41053998Respectable point of view.
>>41053438>(You)
>>41053439How could anyone choose just one? They're all so good. I choose them all. They're all my wives. Yeah, it's harem time.
>>41053439anyone has the edit where there's a shadow of Anon with a massive dong?
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>>41054018Futafags, this is your mindset.
>>41054018It's not fair. I want to suck some girl cock too
>>41053746Why does everybody say this
>>41054284
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>>41054159What is this?
How many different sizes of boob, butt, hips, and belly do you have?
>>41054371Porn game/autistic digital dollhouse simulator>>41054466You can go as big or small as you'd like
>>41054538so i can fuck them?
>>41054540Of course
Happy Birthday to best pony and her twin WOOO!
Party of One aired on April 29.Pinkie's birthday already passed.
>>41053185It could also be today. She says her birthday wasn't for another seventy five days in A Friend In Deed, which aired on February 18th. That would make it today, May 3rd
Birthday sex with Marble
Happy birthday to Equestria's prettiest mare
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>>41053760I have all these things already. I just wanted to try an iPad since the budget was a nonissue and felt like after a decade of hating Apple I should at least try something to re-justify my position.Also holy fuck Clip Studio is sold by jews: they'll sell you a copy on the PC since they know folks can pirate there with ease, but on ipad it's subscription only. Didn't realize that when I mentioned idc about having to "fork up 54 bucks."Gonna power through and see if I don't hate procreate for now I guess. If I hate it after a while I'll just give it to my apple-obsessed roommate as a present.
>>41053918>Gonna power through and see if I don't hate procreateGood luck. I had a period of time where I tried using it and it was miserable compared to when I moved to autodesk sketchbook on PC. I don't know how much of it was apple hardware versus procreate itself but thankfully the iPad was a gift or I would have serious buyer's remorse.
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Question;If im making a comic, Is it a good Idea to save bases of ponies with different poses so I can just color them in and draw the finer details on each one?
>>41054510to note, I'm making the bases of the ponies myself, no tracing.
>The flame of an campfire flickered before you, the face of a child of man. Your ancestors drawn to this Land at the early times of this new age of violence, ambition, and some might say, much needed change from its millenia long stagnation.>Though the philosophy of it all didn't make much sense to you, there was still opportunity amd coin for you, the intrepid mercenary-adventurer, Rhode Varclese.>Looking to your provisions, you had about enough supplies to last 5 days in the wilderness as you searched for work. Along with 100 Bits. Your sleeveless armored jacket protecting the important bits while pants and leather boots kept you safe from hard surfaces, bugs, and small puddles and injuries.>Taking up your your Shortsword, you look to the horizon as you think of what to do, the possibilities seemingly endless. >What do you do?(Character Sheet)https://pastebin.com/McshwZ7j(Inventory)https://pastebin.com/PcMB9jqL
>>41053308Fuck. What were we thinking, letting ourselves grow attached to a semi-suicidal defeatist? Didn't we get abandoned often enough? Never mind. This thing is just an oversized lizard. Smash its head and rape the body.
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>>41053594'You stupid bastard, whatever has happened to your stupid ass, can't spread any more...I won't let another one be lost again, even if I have to end You myself!' You heft your warhammer amd leap forwards to Smash at its head with your hammer that puts an bloody dent in its head as it doesn't seem to he staggered as soldier and brave Peasant alike spear and cut into it to stop this corrupted being. It grabs Jeddah, squeezing her and tossing her against the wall of an building. If you were an unicorn you imagine your body would have been crushed immediately. Luckily you don't get too hurt, but surely bruised as this monster had to die. It was an Haos, servant of Chaos now.Jeddah: Slight Injury[What would Jeddah do next?]
>>41054360Does Jeddah have any abilities? Character sheet doesn't really detail Jeddah.
>>41054372(Fixed that.)
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>>41051201Thank you kindly. It's always good to hear someone is enjoying the green.
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>>41051095Breeding yay! At least Meyermare has some technological progress to occupy her while life stuff happens
It's time for a dose.
>>41053172I think I need something stronger doc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZb1uGRAERIam i doing it right?
>>41053172Dzięki, doktorku.
>>41054330 I've lurked but these threads always die without anyone explaining the reference
>>41054525Oh you sweet summer child. To be as pure as the driven snow..
Giving her choco skin was one of the best decisions this company has ever had
>>41054376NUH UH
>>41054383>What companyKotobukiyaThey make weeb merch>>41054449She exercises in the nude when she gets home from school
>>41054487>anime merch companyWay to make nohooves bluefast even less appealing.
>>41054493And the pic related that comes included along with the figurine?Now I wonder what Nendroid ponies would've looked like? And I'm not talk about humanization or EQG chibis here.
>>41054523That actually doesn't look half bad. Dashie ain't really my thing tbdesu but I do appreciate the smoothness and shape of her tail and mane at least.
Let's settle this. WHO HAS THE BEST VOICE?And who has the worst?pic related has the best btw
Is it true that the VA's voices fell apart in the last couple years of the show?I haven't dared to watch past S3 yet
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>>41054024Lethal amount of cute, im going to have a heart attack
>>41054001the only voice i would say that gets terribly bad is AJ
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