So can dogs smile or not?
>>4781403pretty sure it’s an ironic post
>>4778713Unironically for anyone watching this, the best way to get them to release is genuinely to jam something up their arse. No, seriously.
>>4781026I dont even browse reddit you schizo furry
>>4781724I’ve heard this too. Either that or choking them out.
>>4778713Bloodchoke the fucking pitbull.
Has anyone been to a cat cafe and was it worth it? There's one in the city closest to me and they charge you just for playing/petting with the cats>>$25 for 30mins>>$40 for 1 hr>>$45 for an hour long puzzle activity >>$60 for a 2hr movie screeningAnd you have to buy at least 1 drink or snack per hour from their cafe. The main reason I wanted to go is all the cats are available for adoption.
>>4781994>cats + cafeI've never seen something so woman in all my life
>>4782063Dogs smell great. Do the criminally inclined have a gene for disliking dog aromas?
>>4782162wait until you hear about dogs + cafe
>>4781994Another victim of consumerism. I'm sorry for you anon. You could just go to a cat shelter if your goal is to be surrounded by cats. Also why can't more people see how unnatural and wrong it is to keep all those animals in a closed space exploited by selfish humans? With cats it is at least a bit more acceptable because cats can be domesticated, then there's stupid shit like fukuro cafe. It is straight up abuse towards wildlife.
>Hey I have this great idea for a business>Think cat hoarder but also food and drinksCat people are retarded
>A 392 year old Greenland Shark in the Arctic Ocean, wandering the ocean since 1627.It's wild to think there's sharks out there old enough to watch mankind go from wooden vessels to metal behemoths chugging out smoke, to tin cans under the sea and being able to actively hear RADAR usage by humans and when that went online from their silent depths. All in a lifetime.
>>4781039It was bycatch and dead already, may aswell get some use out of it.
>>4781538yesthey love it tooanything else is cope
>>4781538it's fake news, we don't do that
>>4781570well yeah it did taste like piss, its soaked in ammonia or urea or something.in all honesty it wasnt that bad. just like potent astringent gelatinous substance. its okay on rye bread, but definitely not good.
>>4781829
Lion: "I am the king!"Elephant: passes by..Lion: meow!
>>4779026Gohan
>>4779026Orangutan & Piccolo
>>4779051I bet your karate instructor taught you that right?The elephant would do exactly what you said. You would punch it to death, as you intend.
>>4779026FlamingoPiccolo
>>4779026belugas and cooler
has anyone here been sprayed by a skunk? I've heard it smells different than it does off the side of the road or something, can you describe the smell in detail?
>>4781145>>4781150Isn’t it also flammable? Not surprising it causes such an intense reaction, though a lot of animals seem able to ignore it more or less
The next day, the entire block smells like this particular noodle:
>>4781150Tomato juice works best.
>>4781077no they are not really afraid of me, I throw hotdogs at them and they just startle for a second then eat it. One guy even hides under my stairs waiting for me.
Marijuana
I would give another chance to the classic non-avian theropods. So, my choice includes two big guys:>Utahraptor>Imperobatortwo medium-sized predators:>Deinonychus>Dromaeosaurand a small, clever rascal:>TroodonYes, they are a few tens of millions of years too late and are unlikely to catch up with mammals in intelligence. But do they really need to?*Yes, I learned about Imperobator from that really questionably-scientific show made by a slopmaker from Disney. Don’t judge me, I'm not a professional paleontologist.
>>4778086tasmanian tigerdodoophthalmosaurusallosaurusgiant ass penguin
>>4781677>Neanderthals lived in smaller groupsYes, as a consequence of the reduced carrying capacity compared to Homo sapiens in a given environment>did not have art until they borrowed it from sapiens.Wrong>Their “larger brain” had a smaller frontal lobe and enlarged areas for vision and motor control.Their brains are only larger than the human average, there's no feature of their brain which is outside the range of non-pathological homo sapiens brains.His claim about empathy is unprovable, but the idea that they are more like a dog or an ape than a man is retarded in the extreme.
all of the giant crocodiles
Dilophosaurus, Ceratosaurus, Allosaurus, Albertosaurus, Imperobator
>>4782081Extremely based.
>>>/an/>>>/ck/Why are there two boards? What's the difference?
>>4780977>you cant discuss geology and fossils on /ck/ as examplecan't really discuss fossils here eiither
>>4780441I can post bears on /an/I post Jack Scalfani on /ck/
>>4781220Seems arbitrary.
>>4780650jej>>4781114yes but for entirely different reasons
>>4780712That makes sense but which board is the accounting dept?
why no rolling animals? seems like an efficient mode of locomotion, think snake like flexibility but ball shaped
>>4782153this is how humans conquered the planet
>>4782153Jesus Christ, where the hell are they that has a hill this steep and long at a beach?
>>4782153After a certain point, him spinning just looks so surreal
>>4782192They have big dunes on the great lakes for starters
>>4782192This is one of the big dunes on the Oregon coast. I don't recall the name but it's a popular enough destination.
we all know of louis wain, but this piece really hits me. he really captured the emotions in this cats eyes
>>4780022dirty cretin. serves him right
I shall go with the cheapest possible answer.>According to the recorders from The Cornell Lab of Ornithology, when they listened to recording, the Kauaʻi ʻōʻō came back and sung again, not knowing it is not a female.
>>4780170>>4780171>>4780172>>4780175I am failing to see why this is posted? is there some social commentary I am missing?
>>4780825She wants to be a mountain climber
So...Whatcha doin'?
>>4781979So true, smug orca-kun!!Have fun at Seaworld btw (:
>>4781979orcas are based
>>4782024lol>>4782089very much so
He sithe shitthat it
>>4781718If you need to make a new person to feel affection you can be sure that your kids will grow up to hate you.
>>4781720Based milk drinker/knower of the cow juice we won
>>4781701you’re right that does sound kinda gross are u a girl btw
>>4781869i mean yes but why
>>4781869oh right i forgot ive been namefagging lol
This changes everything
>>4780190to disturb the other aquatic beings with their enormous genitals and ear piercing grunts
>>4780105
>>4780105They were semi aquatic like hippos. Anyone saying otherwise is a knuckle dragging cunt.
>>4782123nah they would get stuck in the mud
>>4782123There is literally no reason to believe this when basically all the fossils and trace fossils we've found of these guys haven't been in or around water.
/an/ bros. My 9 year old tabby unfortunately got attacked by a juvenile pit. She is limping, after the initial attack she was limp in my arms and panting heavily; something she has never done before. Right now she is laying in my bed and breathing normally, ate a good amount of food, and only growls when I touch her leg. I inspected her and found no punctures or lacerations, but she can't walk on her back leg. What do I do? Vets are retarded expensive. I'm scared. I should mention that I saved her before the kill grip, but I'm worried. Do I let her rest? Do I take her in? I did little PT exercises with her limbs and she didn't wail in pain or anything. What do I do?
>>4782064Take her in and work out some payment plan with the vet
>>4782064dont let cats outside
>>4782064take her to the vet for sure, she could have internal injuries. You could probably seek police/legal action against the pitbull's owners depending on where it happened. If it was their fault, they would have to pay.
>>4782064Take her to the vet man. You sound quite attached and a dog bite (especially from a pit) can quickly turn bad.
Wtf i love pitbulls now
Tell us, friends, what are your thoughts on the orange people and their need for respect?
>>4780873shush, Oisin
>>4778234You have to be 18 to be on 4chan
>>4782119WoahDon’t think I’ve ever seen one bare their teeth beforePretty intimidating
>>4779384Good luck trying to aim with a scope covered in yellow
can we have a wolf thread...pls
>>4782018Have you ever seen a lion? A wolf wouldn't stand a chance
>>4782025Man only just saw a wolf and now you're asking if he's seen a lion? You're expecting a lot from the guy
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF
>>4781575Male shipping is uncomfortable, desu.
>>4782032I’ve seen neither of those things myself
