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Men in big hats edition
Last thread: >>77245992
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the first reply shall be from a straight man
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>>77256503
I just want to congratulate myself for not fucking that up considering how absolutly wankered I am rn
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no hags allowed!!!!!
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>>77256547
Cool it with ageist remarks, hag- I mean older gentlemen are valuable and productive members of this community
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I wish the old thread didn't 404 before I could reply to that one zoomie that's I'm not a pederast for knowing how little twink bottoms like him tick.
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>>77256713
not him but my curiosity is piqued, how do we tick?
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frozen pizza, leftover chicken, go out for a burger or some fish? chose dinner for the fat neet.
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>>77256788
why don't you skip a day?
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>>77256816

I need to eat, I'm very hungry. I still feel kinda off from yesterday and only ate a light breakfast and lunch.
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>>77256788
One neet to another I think maybe you should consider salads
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>>77256713
im not a zoomie and you dont know my internal processes
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>>77256844

I have never eaten a salad in my entire life. I am fat for a reason.
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i don't think i got him right but i tried my best
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well I think I'm going for fish, haven't had it in a while. knowing my luck it'll just give me a killer stomachache and/or the shits.
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>>77256884
Case in point try a salad, you can eat a fuckton of food perhaps with some low calorie sauce and lose weight. Those leafy badboys are what allow me to drink an ungodly amount of booze and still stay thin
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beard reveal
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>>77256503
um where does the thirsty Canadian happen to be in Canada....?
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>>77257119
he's french canadian so probably east coast somewhere
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>>77257168
nta i'm french canadian. when do we meet up
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>>77257175
idk maybe after he kidnaps me from miami and you both can spitroast me
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>>77257227
you should be careful saying things like that you might give someone ideas
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>>77257119
Why do you want to know where he lives anon?
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>>77256503
hmm today I will di
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i'm going to go to my local gay bar and will reject any and all advances by unwholesome individuals there. wish me luck bros
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>>77257321
>unwholesome individuals
so all of them?
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>>77257260
>canadian
>french-canadian
my day is ruined
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>>77257357
that may be true unfortunately, but i'll never know until i try. i'll never get a wholesome bf if i stay alone in my apartment
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>>77257240
i want us to look like a white bread peanut butter sandwich
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>>77257384
i went a gay bar because i'm poor and hoped someone would buy me a drink (which they did) but if you want better chances of a wholesome bf and you actually have money you should try somewhere else probably
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>tfw a wholesome bf will never materialize in your room
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>>77257407
a wholesome bf hasn't materialized outside of my room either
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>>77257387
stop it or else this will devolve into a hot and bothered erp session, and neither of us would want that now do we?
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>>77257362
I'm french canadian by blood but don't speak any french or live in french canada and i don't have an accent, if that makes any difference.
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>>77257403
>you should try somewhere else probably
the only other place i can think of is regular bars, but meeting guys there sounds much harder. maybe i just need to make friends and eventually i'll be introduced to someone
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>>77257421
damn... maybe I'll find one for us at the bottom of this bottle
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>>77257442
i'm south american by blood and have never stepped foot anywhere outside the usa
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Guys help I mistook glue for lube and now my bottoms butthole is glued shut
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>>77246704
I didn't see this until now
Yesod is my favorite character of any franchise, but in a different way I like Chesed, namely I'd like if I could react to the world in the way he tends to, a personality thing
As for the 12 I'm fond of Meursault, Ishmael, and Yi Sang, but not to nearly the same extent. Vergilius is higher on the list than they are.
Other cast members I've liked are Pluto and Yujin

It's pretty easy to cast a wide net because there are so few outright dislikeable characters, such is the quality control
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>>77257445
the best place to find him is always at hobby meetups. find out what you like and find out if there are any events hosting that specific hobby. the only thing i like is video games and all the video gaming events in miami are too far away and too infrequent and too expensive (more than $0)
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I for one want to see 3ds spitroasted and double stuffed. I realize I'll never be able to do it myself so I want to see someone else do it.
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I cross-replied to my own post instead of the one responding to me
It's never been this over
>>77250723
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hmm maybe I should get into building gundams.
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>>77257497
ok but what if i'm a satanist tarot reader that's really into occultism/esotericism lol
>tfw no wholesome bf to summon demons with
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>>77257519
I want to jerk off 3ds while roughly fingering his gooch
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>>77257442
>Or like stout Cortez when with eagle eyes
>He star'd at the Pacific -- and all his men
>Look'd at each other with a wild surmise---
>Silent, upon a peak in Darien.

That's basically how I feel gazing upon chinks on the beach where I live, take what you will from where I live in Canada from that :D
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>>77257550
Then give me a three card reading based off the energy of this sentence and the post number / time stamp
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>>77257568
Gotta be B.C that place is so expensive and turned into a chinky shithole now. It's still really nice there some of the nicest land in Canada.
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>>77257568
I hear Indians are flooding Canada, is that true in your area?
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>>77257575
>reversed 2 of pentacles, reversed high priestess, 10 of wands
not having a wholesome bf makes your life off-balance and counter-intuitive, the weight of cognitive dissonance is affecting you. find a wholesome bf, that ye may be freed from this torment. if you want i can summon a demon to help you find a wholesome bf
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All I want is to see 3ds bare butthole. I bet it looks absolutely delicious and normally I'm not into rimming.
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>>77257653
>I bet it looks absolutely delicious
you'd be surprised
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>>77257672
until proven otherwise I would stick my tongue so far up there we would be kissing by the end of it.
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Btw 3DSanon rejected me so i'm no longer simping for him and you guys can stop calling me thirsty now.
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See I'm used to reject so I never let it bother me. I'm going to continue grossing him out by telling this old fat neet wants to do unspeakable things to his delicious young body.
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would you guys be happier if you were straight? I'm very happy I don't have to deal with women desu.
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>>77257632
I like that spread, actually, but your reading doesn't touch as closely as it could.
Anyway, why can't the demon be wholesome?
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>>77257755
definitely. I would probably be wifed up by now. I wish I could be a normy.
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bunnymutt is as thirsty as canadian and no one calls him out on it. classic discrimination.
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>>77257755
Nah women are tiresome to be around and I doubt alcoholic twinks are to the taste of most women either
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>>77257764
some demons are definitely wholesome, my favorite is saleos
>Saleos[5] (also Sallos and Zaleos) is a mighty Great Duke (a Great Earl to Johann Weyer) of Hell, ruling thirty legions of demons, although Weyer does not mention anything concerning legions under his command. He is of a pacifist nature, and causes men to love women and women to love men. He is depicted as a gallant and handsome soldier, wearing a ducal crown, and riding a crocodile.
other demons i like are sitri, haagenti and zepar
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>>77257805
I have always been an Uphir man myself
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story is very thirsty for 3ds and brown twinks/femboys in general.
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Had to help my dying grandpa get up and it made me have a panic attack after I helped him
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>>77257830
that's normal. you don't have to be strong you just have to be there.
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>>77257843
Idk it really shook me

It just happened I'm trying to breathe a little
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Bored. Dead inside. Need to finish browsing image boards before going to sleep. Wish I could stick to a routine or think of cool ideas.
Can't be bothered levels at 78%
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good news for those that care (likely no one but still) is that I feel better again, except for the same old leg hurting me which I'm almost used to by now.
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>>77257849
you did good. its not easy.
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>>77257830
You did a good thing and I liked hearing about it because it speaks positively of you regardless of other surrounding information
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>>77257850
Freins, neighbours, ladies and gentlemen and *unfolds list* too many others to count, say it with me now!
welcome to the club buddy :D
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Are there still any decent/good switch games?
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>>77257974
idk the only two switch exclusive games i've ever played are super smash brothers ultimate and monster hunter generations ultimate
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>>77257974
considering the lifespan of the switch, a steam deck might be a better investment unless you are aware of an exclusive you specifically care about
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I almost bought a switch for animal crossing. but then I just emulated it and got it out of my system.
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faggots, would you date pic rel?
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>>77258113
Every time I see this guy I really can't help but notice how agricultural looking he is. He needs to get a farm somewhere. I think that would heal him. The modern world has destroyed his spirit.
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>>77258113
what does his ugly ass tattoo say? why do people do that to themselves?
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well I was 19 and hanging out in a crack house with my cool friends and I wanted them to also think I was cool.
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>>77258190
>hanging out in a crack house
>cool
Anon...
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>>77258275
Mexican john lennon?
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Brad looks like he's from the 1980s with that hair, jeez.
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I feel sad can someone be mean to me please it'd mean a lot
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>so desperate for interaction i keep up with people who rarely if ever respond and only give one word replies
damn this is straight up pathetic
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>>77258159
Tattoo is only good part of that pic
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>>77258113
Depending on his personality maybe
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>>77258398
Awful taste. Tattoos are always gaudy.
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>>77258220
the guy who gave me my first tat got into some trouble for tying up a woman in his basement for 3 days. you're telling me he isn't cool?
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>>77258368
Stop being a pathetic simp cuck buzzword faggot and don't waste time on people who don't care about you. Your time is valuable. You are valuable. You could be doing so many better things instead like reading this thread or reading some other thread. Productive stuff!
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>>77258422
Not always but that guy is so ugly that japanese letters only work to his benefit
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>>77258346
Is that a bad thing Kenny?
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>>77258431
I do that. Sometimes you just want some 1 on 1 with a person. I guess I don't even know what I'm complaining about. Life is so confusing and tiring. wahhhwahhhhhh uee uee (crying)
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I'm sad and lonely haloo halooo halooo
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hello future friends your home could be here if you want disco disco yea yea
vpSydnNKgd
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I feel confused and wanna cry all of a sudden I thought of something bad but I already forgot what
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>>77258457
No boy no cry bye bye
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>>77258597
>Shota posters are into butters now
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>>77258666
Now?
Fujoshits have been doing that for 25 years
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>reading horror manga at night while listening to dark ambient
It doesn't get comfier than this I tell you
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>he is fapping to pepe
>he is fapping to possum
ngmi
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>>77258751
No I am not what stop lewding opossies
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SHOUT OUT SEAN RANKLIN
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Read a real book nigga
no pictures
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>tfw no late 20s bf to watch sci-fi shows together with
pain. suffering. death, i fear.
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>>77258835
I'll read three body problem once I meet the friend who promised to lend it to me
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>>77258896
wow that's literally me lets add each other on discord so I can ghost you in a week
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>>77258941
why would you ghost me
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>>77258911
Great choice, loved that one.
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>>77258947
>why would you ghost me
That's just the way she goes
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>>77258971
maybe she should go another way because i really want to watch stargate sg-1 with someone
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>>77258957
The friend gave it a glowing recommendation as well, it's nice that it's been translated into finnish. I'll lend him an old drawing tablet in exchange since he's been into drawing touhou girls lately.
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>>77258982
>stargate
I remember seeing this on /x/ long ago about it being the truth about aliens and how the government hid coded messages in it or something
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>>77259046
that's x-files you dummy stargate is about aliens and visiting far away planets that all look like canadian forests
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I tried watching stargate but couldn't get into it, i did like the movie though.
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No matter how many M's I add, the post "hmm" is not originale
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>>77259064
>visiting far away planets that all look like canadian forests
sounds pretty comfy desu
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>>77259128
it is comfy, that's an in-joke though because they filmed a lot in canada
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you vill never get how wittle of a fuck I gives
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Feel more tired after a nap, pointless sleep

Miss that Irish boy ;-;
He was really sweet and said I was cute and liked the same stuff

https://youtu.be/YNwaEkDHYN4
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I feel like I get betrayed by everyone that comes in contact with me through out life.
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I spent too much time diablo 3 maxxing so ended up late night maxxing as well and after I had to stop gaming I also boredomaxxed. I should probably sleepmaxx now. Wagies keep seething at neetchads U.U
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where's my bf to snuggle up with after my shower and relax on the couch in the low lights watching youtube and shows while we soften for bed
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>>77259170
perhaps your own expectations betray you
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6000 was great just like I remembered. I'm honestly surprised how well it keeps up the tension till the very end. The paneling can be a bit unclear but that just fits the story. Next: Manhole.
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>tfw no glasscannon bf
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I'm going to urgent care tomorrow for this ear. I just hope there's something for them to find but it hurts a little and my balance is fucked. Sometimes I feel like I'm falling over when I'm not.
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Good thing you got it checked day 1 huh
Maybe if people just listened to me for once in my fucking life I could help save them from themselves

Suffer, you fool
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>>77259229
Inner ear infections can be real fucky, stay strong anon
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What'd you get up to today, anony?
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>>77259246
last time I went to the doctor for this years ago they didn't find anything and it cleared up on it's own.
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>>77257698
i never rejected you i just can't commit to anything until i can walk to where you live
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>>77257974
cadence or hyrule has a free demo
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>>77259286
If it's bacterial they can give you an antibiotic but they usually don't give them right away in case it passes on its own
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>>77259142
Nice, I'm from Canada
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>>77259311

yeah I'm expecting to get a script for some antibiotic ear drops and be sent on my way. mom got ear infections a lot and that's what they always did for her.
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is that particular anon still awake? do you still want me to sweet-talk you in spanish?
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>him being mexican ruined his life
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voiceslutting won't get you a bf here sorry go outside and face huemanity
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What if a str8 guy blew you a kiss
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>he's a str8 guy that wants to get TOPPED
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I'd beat him to death with a hammer for attempted rape

Straight panic is real
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so anyway shower time since I'll actually be close to someone else tomorrow. then bed, I want to get over there early so maybe I won't have to wait forever.
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>>77259343
i actually did go outside today. i had my brother drive me to an event hosted at a bar and i got a free drink but otherwise nothing happened and i was the only one there that night so i went home
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>>77259315
nice! which province? im from the US
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>>77259361
how about he just straight up cries instead of panicking
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>tfw no gay fren to be platonic with
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I meant this but I guess it'd just apply to women if it was straight or ugly men ig idk

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_panic_defense
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>>77259447
I thought you meant a straightoid doing something gay and regretting it so much they get violent
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would you ever be the gay friend of a group of girls?
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No, I'm not doing that again.
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Women are repulsive biologically and spiritually so no
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>again
Faggot!

*hate-crimes you*
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Can't I be the gay friend of a group of bottoms?
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I always thought gay panic was the "wait, is he gay can I" mode of thought
Instead of crack whores dressing as women in inner cities getting killed
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Was watching Casino before I fell asleep
If I were a millionaire I'd get a bottom entourage and open a casino in Vegas
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>>77259489
I would need to be paid to put up with that
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>he'd let his girl friends show off their slutwear to him
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>>77259413
>nice! which province?
The trailer park boys one
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>>77259567
either you're gay and that sucks or you're bi and you're going to get in big fucking trouble
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>>77259549
>Casino
Kino
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If only I had a cute bf to actually enjoy the kino with and spam quotes back and forth to for the next 24 hours until the next film we watch

If anyone ever overheard me at work I'd be committed by now
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>>77259649
this sounds really cute anon
>>77259577
is it rainy there a lot? i've always wanted to visit
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Only 24 hours? hmm
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>>77259667
I've been watching 1 film per day after work, whatever the last one was is what's in my brain

My fbf can just alter my personality by choosing what we watch ig
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>>77259657
>is it rainy there a lot? i've always wanted to visit
it rains quite a lot in the early spring and into early summer then tampers off. I'm not sure if it rains just as much as anywhere else tho. Sometimes we get really comfy thunder storms here that have a high humid mixture of cold and warm air
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Manhole was very good too, more realistic than I expected. The other main character was super cute as well.
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salami
salami
give me the
The Battle of Salamis was a naval battle fought in 480 BC, between an alliance of Greek city-states under Themistocles, and the Achaemenid Empire under King Xerxes. It resulted in a decisive victory for the outnumbered Greeks. The battle was fought in the straits between the mainland and Salamis, an island in the Saronic Gulf near Athens, and marked the high point of the second Persian invasion of Greece. It was arguably the largest naval battle of the ancient world,[7] and marked a turning point in the invasion.
To block the Persian advance, a small force of Greeks blocked the pass of Thermopylae, while an Athenian-dominated allied navy engaged the Persian fleet in the nearby straits of Artemisium. In the resulting Battle of Thermopylae, the rearguard of the Greek force was annihilated, while in the Battle of Artemisium the Greeks suffered heavy losses and retreated after the loss at Thermopylae. This allowed the Persians to conquer Phocis, Boeotia, Attica and Euboea. The allies prepared to defend the Isthmus of Corinth while the fleet was withdrawn to nearby Salamis Island.
Although heavily outnumbered, the Greeks were persuaded by Athenian general Themistocles to bring the Persian fleet to battle again, in the hope that a victory would prevent naval operations against the Peloponnese. Persian king Xerxes was also eager for a decisive battle. As a result of subterfuge on the part of Themistocles (which included a message directly sent to Xerxes letting him know that much of the Greek fleet was stationed at Salamis), the Persian navy rowed into the Straits of Salamis and tried to block both entrances. In the cramped waters, the great Persian numbers were an active hindrance, as ships struggled to maneuver and became disorganized. Seizing the opportunity, the Greek fleet formed in line and achieved a decisive victory.
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How long does it take your ass to go back to normal after having something up it? I just popped my boicherry with a dildo and it's been an hour but I still feel kinda open back there.
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I don't know, anony. You should ask someone else.
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No boimen, no diamond
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no rhymin no diamond
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I'd want just a simple silver band or something
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>guy asks to see ur bwoi hole

what do, r9gay. do u show him. background: he is a nice bwoi but hes a pervert. will you show him?

follow up question:
>bwoi wants to see ur hairy body cause he has a hair fetish

wut do
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Mine's got an amethyst gem I think, it's purple

>>77259878
Not before marriage
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Oh yeah
What's the gayest rock
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>>77259762
now i want to move to nova scotia with you
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I'm partial to amber
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>>77259878
Cute, but I'm not a bottom.
>>77259910
Any space rock, as they're a little meatier
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>>77259878
No.
>>77259891
Nice I'd wanna get sapphire since it's my birthstone
>>77259910
Me
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I don't care about some shiny rock, I just want to love and be loved back.
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>>77259989
Well obviously but that goes without saying
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>>77259977
There's something clearly wrong with September, why are you all gay?
I mean obviously I am because I knew that but that's besides the point
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>>77260008
Septembers child was conceived in the winter
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I'm just very sentimental and possessive
I want him to carry something of mine always and vice versa
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just fingered myself but still nowhere closer to prorgasm
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>tfw no bf to say "you matter to me" to despite living in a cold cruel impersonal universe
capcha: xjkys
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>>77260075
i've been waiting years for someone to tell me i matter
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>>77260080
>tfw no bf to fulfill his life-long fantasy of being told that he matters
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dear possum bwoi, i like ur pics... regards, ur admirer
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>you're a great guy anon, you're just not the great guy for me
What does he mean by this?
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>>77260098
The same thing meant by "you'd make a great husband" or "your boyfriend will be really lucky"
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>>77260098
Rejected
Sad
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>>77260097
I like my pics too if you'd believe
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petroluem jelly currently lines the insides of my colon
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The bottoms sure are in boiheat today, aren't they...
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i wish i could buy alcohol with food stamps
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>>77260168
the local pharmacy sells prostate massagers for $45 but i have no money and also they're locked behind glass
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>tfwywn massage anony's prostate for him for free
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>>77256874
Ok hole.
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>>77260196
using my fingers is too much of an inconvenience
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>>77260209
Your fbf could help you with that, whoever he is
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cuddling makes me horny
being horny makes me cuddly
feedback loop of neediness
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>>77260168
I am not I feel very unsexed meow
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>>77259649
Whats the last one you watched?
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>>77260204
Don't talk to others that way it's mean
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>>77260225
Oh, okay, that's fair anony.
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>>77260236
It's ok if it's liked.
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>>77260229
Casino
Scarface before that
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>>77260272
Very nice. Any idea what's on the plan today?
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>>77259914
how close to civilization would you want to live
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>>77260252
Yay
>>77260269
No bottom likes being called a hole meow don't be mean
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>>77260312
as long as we could go into a city or big town and get supplies every couple of months we could live out in the woods or mountains by ourselves if you wanted
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>>77260330
Oh how very wrong u are
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>>77260332
I'd like to live within reasonable distance like enough that the neighbours are few and far between but also in an area that we still have access to high speed internet without satellite shit latency. But close to the woods enough that we'd catch deer on trail cams
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BOttOm has twO hOles in it
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>>77260374
No I'm not haha...
>>77260398
Hey so do I funny coincidink
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>>77260402
>Hey so do I funny coincidink
Cute
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Started crying like a little bitch when I remembered I lost most of my family and any romantic prospects
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>>77260415
Meow de yay
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Until my hole is seeded by my husband my heat will ever be satisfied.
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>>77259649
the nice thing about working in a kitchen is you can say some pretty crazy shit and people just get used to it. one of the people who used to work at my job ended up screaming "NIGGER" when he couldn't peel two pans apart and it was just another day in the office [kitchen]. miss that dude.
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>>77260426
did your family die or something?
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>>77260290
Pulp Fiction again maybe

https://voca.ro/194IkYyCJ8Lw

>>77260426
Don't worry I'll still love you

>>77260437
Bingo
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>>77260402
Yea you are, little bottom boy.
And u like kissing guys too.
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>>77260446
No they just hate me.

Idk maybe I'm not really that sad about it but I still wish I had a loving family.

I am very weak right now. I don't like being vulnerable.
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>>77260459
Oh I should re-watch that one as well.
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>>77260466
sorry dude. it sucks when your family is just straight trash or that no one can get along in it. me, I just accepted it and keep them at arms length. feels super weird though the few occasions i've spent time with like an actual connected family and everyone was enjoying themselves and casual. it's like looking into a whole nother world. we'd be completely different people. strange world.
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>>77260478
https://youtu.be/e7NIgRQL1HE
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>>77260460
Hmph no way -3-
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I always tell the truth, even when I lie

I need a bf seriously not lying
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>>77260487
always like my morally conflicted hypocritical priest types that ultimately mean well. such a good archetype
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I want a fellow furry bf so we can be degen together and admire all the different types of of animal dicks.
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>>77260506
Humans have the only dicks worth looking at so what's the point
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>>77260506
i too like furboys but heavily prefer normal uncut dick to stuff like knots and horsecock. meatsticks and meatrods can't compare to the beautiful glossiness of glans after you peel back foreskin. the closest evidence i can see to there being a god is humans having the best dicks
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>>77260523
well I'm cut so my own dick is basically worthless so I have to fantasize about animal cocks.
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really you're gonna have this conversation right in front of my midnight snack
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It's 1am sir
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>>77260526
i think cut dicks are nice too. don't believe the weirdos who denigrate you for your penis bro. cocks are beautiful in all shapes and sizes and cut and uncut.
>>77260527
i am not sorry...
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>>77260154
anon... ur so weird.
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>when the possum is sus
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All the boys I like are too damaged to accept my love
Kino for this feel?
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I'm curious as what dicks possums have now.
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>>77260544
they have hemipenises. it's super weird.
possums are also pump and dumpers and leave females to rear their children by themselves. i don't really know what said father possums do after. i assume just die lol
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>>77260490
Cute~
This interaction with you will have me work out extra hard in the gym today.
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>>77260556
so are most animals, they likely move on to the next female or get hit by a car.
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>try out NITW
>do Gregg's route because he's a fag so it's the natural choice
>get interested in the gay drama with his gay boyfriend
>get to the part where they're all driving to the donut wolf place and you can see how visibly uncomfortable he is with his boyfriend
>really getting into how they accurately portray the discomfort and insecurity of Gregg not feeling like he can speak his mind
>get to the end of the night and oops lol our current relationship problems were actually because of you Mae we love each other
what a shit resolution. GIVE ME PAIN YOU COWARDS. I WANTED TO SEE THEIR RELATIONSHIP CRASH AND BURN SO I COULD RELATE. FUCK YOU!!!
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when animals do it, they're offspringmaxxing
when humans do it, we're traumamaxxing
why are humans so fragile and weak bros
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I actually hate furries but [animal]-coded is a really useful way to identify mans
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>>77260581
different reproductive strategies.

animals have many babies and most die before adulthood and they can have babies themselves within 6 months to a year. our gestation times are so long plus how long it takes a human to reach sexual maturity means we have to make each one count.
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>tfw just showered
Are the anonys in boiheat asleep? Is it safe?
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Getting drunk in class was a great idea and I should have done it earlier. Literally zero stress or worries right now
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>>77261236
based. normalize being drunk. life is way funner that way
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>>77259331
tomorrow maybe
originally
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>>77260578
That game was so fucking boring, great art style and OST but the gameplay itself was basically a children's book.
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>>77261622
thankfully i'm developmentally stunted so it works perfect for me
seriously though, it is a bit of a slog. i suppose personally connecting to some facets of it made it easier to stick through it; but i suppose that's true of a lot of media.
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wah wah I lost my family wah wah
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I need to just ignore all my life problems and focus on getting revenge on all the people who have wronged me.
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>>77261809
get revenge by becoming stronger and better than them.
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>>77261818
No I want to KILL THEM
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>>77261825
and what's the point of that when it lands you either dead yourself or in prison? think the satisfaction of seeing their broken bodies will wear off after 1 week in prison or 2? move past that shit BITCH. revenge is a pit for the foolish
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>>77261836
I don't really believe in nothing else no more
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>>77261854
spite can be a powerful motivator. you can have that desire, but i think redirecting it more productively to better your own existence would be better. after all, if you end up happier as a result, then would you really even feel that desire for revenge? it's better trying to find new things to believe in and care about than holding onto something like this and letting it control you. it's easier said than done, but the first step is at least acknowledging that it's not the right answer. won't take away the feelings, but it will at least help ground you.
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>>77261871
My mind is just filled with hate knowing that the people I trusted the most betrayed me for no reason
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>>77261911
it is shitty and it sucks they did that to you. i'd be bitter and resentful too. but you're still alive and breathing and can therefore overcome it. what they did says more about them than it does about you. they're not worth you giving any more thoughts to. i hope you can find other people in your life to replace that resentment and inspire some hope in you.
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>>77261928
I guess that would be nice. I lost everything that mattered to me in my life though already. I feel defeated. If I can defeat them then maybe I'll be able to have one final victory

I don't know if I can replace it. Idk.
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That's winning enough for me.
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>>77261934
it's not much of a victory though is it? i'm not sure exactly what these people did to you, but throwing your own life away would still be letting them win by letting their actions lead you to ruin. i'm not saying they don't have it coming, just that it's not your responsibility.
and it is awful you've lost everything. but as i said, you're still alive. it might sound cold, but it's a big world out there. there's always other things to get attached to - things away from those people and that they can't taint. it's understandable to feel doubtful of the possibility, but i think you owe it to yourself to at least try. i think in that way, it's important to find someone else. any person you could call a friend or otherwise that can give you new perspectives in life. for me, i found a bit of that working in kitchens and the like. maybe that won't be for you, but it's worth the effort. better that than the alternative, to me
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>>77261974
I got friends. It ain't no reason to live for me. As edgy as it sounds. I'd rather die fighting for something I believe in
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>>77261934
Not the right way to think about it. As long as you seethe about them and want to pay them back, they are having a hold over you and are winning. Any feeling at all be it hate or sadness that is spent due to them is a victory for them because they live in ur emotional space rent free. The way you win is to literally forget about them and focus positive impulses on ur own life that improve and make you happy. Paying 0 mind to whatever these fucks did.
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>>77261981
does the idea just give you strength? I can understand being deadset on this if it's the only direction and meaning you have in life at the moment. it's why I'm suggesting you look elsewhere and try other things. is there nothing else you've enjoyed doing before? things you've perhaps stopped due to these events, but you could try again? if not, perhaps you could talk with your friends and get an idea of their hobbies. perhaps some of those hobbies might be things you can share together.
once again, I understand your desire and feelings. I just think you need to also appreciate that these thoughts are self destructive and unhealthy. it sounds to me like you're at risk of psyching yourself up to do something terrible when you're the only person who can stop yourself from doing so. don't let these people ruin your life.
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Day 1 of fixing my sleep schedule
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starting to simmer down but damn it I feel like shit

crying loser twink lol
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>>77257481
not the anon you were talking to but I also play Limbus. My code is M092726083. Personally I like Sinclair and Yi Sang a lot. Also played Lob corp and LoR and even mods of both games
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KEEP IT UP AND YOU GON CATCH DEEZ HANDS AND LOSE YO TEETH NIGGUH
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PUSSY ASS BICC. SHUT YO GOOFY AHH UP BOI. YOUS A BICC.
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>>77261236
Yeah its great if alcohol doesn't turn you into a miserable bastard like it does some people. Getting drunk is the highlight of my day

>>77262113
How are you going about fixing yours? I'm trying to stop relying on dph for sleep but I always want an afternoon nap then end up awake again until 3am.
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>>77259649
Would you be so kind to answer what your favourite movie is anon?
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EVEN CINDERELLA DIDN'T CRY

fucking hate my life man

everything gone shit

I need a fucking miracle
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>>77262309
praying that you get dubs or trips
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Tired... Sleepy... Wanna get out of bed... Can't... Need food (kind of)...
>>77262279
By not staying up too late to play games or browse fortune and waking up earlier?
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>>77262317
Fair enuf, for me its never so straightforward as I can go 24 hours without feeling tired one day and on others feel exhausted after only a few hours of being awake
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>>77256503
Big hat edition is a good idea
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>>77262329
I usually feel tired cause I don't get enough sleep most days. You should, like, stop drinking or something idk.
Going to get out of bed now. Any minute.
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Do you gays get the "ick"?
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>>77262346
I genuinely wish wearing big hats was more common, I'd love to be able to wear a cavalier hat without looking like a twat

>>77262350
I should probably drink less though even during the year I spent sober my sleep was still fucked. Anyway gn

>>77262362
I've never been in the position of having first been interested in someone for them to then do something to give me ick but there are probably things which would do so for me
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>>77262350
I started doing this thing where i count to 10 when i wakeup and then force myself out of bed. After about 2 weeks of this, i feel more compelled and have an easier time of feeling energized to get up in the morning.
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If I were blond I could save brad

>>77262305
Heat (1995)
Hard to choose favourites
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Eating canned fish cause there is nothing else I can eat for breakfast that doesn't require cooking.
>>77262419
That's a nice trick, tnx. I do use that when I have to get out of shower
.
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I quite liked how my hair and stubble look today. Gives off strong doomer twink vibes methinks.
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>>77262557
I wish I could grow stubble to help achieve a similar look
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Life is good actually. I love life :)

https://youtu.be/46Psiez96a4?si=5g_7HN6IOpouC0jP
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>>77262572
Why? You're not missing out on much, my mom says my cheeks feel like a hedgehog. I'm also feel better after I shave but think this fits my personality of a lazy doomer better. Also just wait few years it will most happen.
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He's a real speed demon
He's one of a kind
Watching, waiting, winking over his shoulder
He's running out of time
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Alright, finally back from the gym. 'twas an ok workout.
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>>77262944
Shoyld be more furry
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>>77262350
picrel looks like felix of stray kids
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>>77262920
Having smooth skin is nice but I'd just want it so I look a bit older, it gets tiresome being asked for for ID when trying to buy a lucozade or something as it means I have to keep my passport handy
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>>77260578
Average game these days is just edging good intetesting ideas but not commiting because of oooo too scary
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>>77263100
Its good not to obsess over youth, but especially if you're a bottom you should just roll with it, if you're naturally young looking. All that will fade soon enough anon, enjoy while it lasts.
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>>77262982
Congrats. I'm going to the gym right now
>>77263100
Having smooth skin is best plus I think it looks better too.
I can see that being annoying tho
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>>77263158
Hope you're gonna have a good pump brother.
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Started to rain now on my way after a very sunny day.weather having a normal one I see
>>77263228
Tnx
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building legos is so relaxing, im really liking how my lil project is turning out :)
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>>77263408
post it you fuck
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>>77261500
https://voca.ro/11nJJlmhkAyU
too many fucking airplanes
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>>77263595
sure here it is, it's the start of a mountain for a little frontier town in the snow :)
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legos are so fucking cool dude if a guy IRL showed me his build i'd be leaking so much pre
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>>77263697
OH GOD OH FCUK GET OUTA DER!!!!
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>>77260578
>GIVE ME PAIN YOU COWARDS. I WANTED TO SEE THEIR RELATIONSHIP CRASH AND BURN SO I COULD RELATE. FUCK YOU!!!
play adastra or snoot game
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>>77263795
or there is also the other project echo games which are a lot less lighthearted than adastra like the smoke room
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>>77260544
Bifurbicated
>>77260559
Hmph meanie
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>tfw Day 7 of bunnyanon refusing to let me have a sippy of his bodily fluids or show me his big flat feet
Why even live?
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>>77263819
Why would you chase after bunny of all people
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>>77263858
I'm not, i'm just shitposting to annoy him and make people associate him with piss

hehehe
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>>77263769
as long as you don't cum on the figures i'd be happy to show you all my builds anon !
>>77263784
he's bathing let him be
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>>77238583
Hello again mr. dootchie. Sorry for being absent these last few days. I got held up with some computer stuff. I'm still not done with it but I decided that it would be proper to come interact with you so that I don't "ghost" you on accident. I want you to know that I still like you and think that you're an amazing person. I still have lots of fun talking with you.
>why you wanted me to return to the thread if you'd rather not talk to me anymore
When I asked that anon to contact you I didn't have these doubts and second thoughts, I was just looking forward to talking with you. But once you showed up I got all apprehensive and unsure. Sorry for being insane :c
Now onto the most important part of this post: I have decided not to continue talking with you. Sorry. I am just in this type of mood where I want to isolate and expose myself to as little stimuli as possible. I apologize profusely for dragging you back here for nothing. Maybe there will come a time when I'd want to talk with you for real, but I fear that it will be a repeat of this. I will not be that frequent in the thread anymore either, so we might not hear from each other in a long while.
Best wishes to you and your loved ones. Goodbye dutchie!
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Total Bosnoid Death
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>>77263909
>make people associate him with piss
we already do without your input
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>>77263921
And there he goes tossing him away like dirt again
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I felt like vomiting as soon as I started running so had to stop after 5 minutes.Fast walked for 10 minutes and decided to give it another try and easily ran my usual 20min.
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>>77264042
you can't write a wallpost in 13 minutes
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I'll never understand why people give ugly psychos like him the time of day but not me

What's so bad with me huh
My demands are all reasonable
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>>77264055
skills issue. bosnian gets off on abandoning others
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>>77263921
heyy bunnyanon, thanks for returning to write one last message before you head off. i understand, there's no need to worry. try not to completely isolate yourself and talk to your brother frequently if you're able to. best of luck in college and i wish you the best in your life, i mean that! hopefully we can meet each other again some day, godspeed :)
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Nobody likes pissbabies
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>>77264084
state your demands
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>>77264084
im always up for talking to any anon, i like meeting new folks, that goes for you too :)
how are you feeling, have you got any plans for the day? any hobbies you're interested in and wanna talk about?
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Time to pretend to be interested in anons in this thread, start a wallpost chain, then ignore their posts and never reply to them again :)
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>>77264017
Also i was specifically talking about the amerimutt bunnyanon not the euro one. And i was semi interested in bunnyanon but i don't meet any of his standards.
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>>77264105
Floofy hair virgin twink who wishes to be wed post haste so we may begin our lives of cuddling and kino watching together

Flakes and freakoids with hygiene issues need not apply
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i know bunny has issues and said some horrible things to me in the past but where would the world be if we couldn't forgive people and try to be kind to them?
it was pretty nice trying to help him through his issues, i just hope he gets better some day...
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>>77264184
Your demands are not reasonable compared to what you are offering
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Eternal love and undying loyalty?

Wasn't talking to you anyway whore don't (You) me again
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>>77264087
Man, I'm now having second thoughts :c
Would you wanna talk on matrix again dear dootchie? It's completely okay if you don't want to have anything to do with me anymore, but I still have to ask.
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>>77264230
(You) got a chance to talk to someone who has these characteristics and you ignore them, you fucking retard. Go on, make a friend >>77264111
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>>77264230
Doubtful besides you are asking physical things so it's not balanced, hypocrite through and through
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>>77264184
>Floofy hair
idk you be the judge of that
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>flying to storyanon and turning him into my boywife
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holy desperation
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>>77256503
How old are people in this thread? I'm kind of surprised how many younger guys are here, complaining about how they missed out on lives they haven't even lived yet.
Am 24
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>>77264280
avg age here is 17 so
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>>77256503
cute guy incoming
https://youtube.com/shorts/MQkndtxh1sc?si=MHWy0bo6pwIXmx6Y
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>>77264291
Jesus, is that true? I kind of feel like a creep for lurking in these threads now
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>>77258541
This was a discord invite. I don't know if that wasn't obvious. I thought it was. Sorry. I'll do better next time, I'm listening and learning.
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>>77264280
24
>>77264302
No, it's a pedophiles wishful thinking
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>>77264280
avg age here is 19-24 you're fine
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>>77264261
why are you yellow and orange of complexion, like an emoji? i know the emoji is the emoji but the neck and forehead are not emoji so i was just wondering ahaha
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>>77264324
>>77264323
i posted here when i was 16 and also if you just look at these posts its obvious theyre coming from incomplete brains.
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>>77264200
>would the world be if we couldn't forgive people and try to be kind to them?
No because that just encourages them to continue acting in such ways since there are no consequences for it and people like that have limited capacity to feel guilt. Why be kind to those that don't act kind towards others? They should get to experience what they do to others firsthand.
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>>77264280
You saying you're surprised by people whining about their lives being over at 18 just outed you as probably the newest member of this general to date.... anyways i dont think the average age is 17 but i think there's more underage users than you would initially guess just because of how actually juvenile some of the thoughts shared here are, far beyond just the general whimsical lighthearted nature of a social autist
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>>77264328
my skin looks like that because i drink too much espresso
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>>77264324
>>77264323
Well, that's a relief I guess. As a guy who missed out on dating in college because I psyched myself out too much, it was just kind of depressing to see guys younger than me who seemed prepared to make the same mistake. :(
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>>77264352
i would've gotten a boyfriend sooner if i didn't waste my school years jerking off and playing video games

i am still wasting my adult life jerking off and playing video games but at least i have the excuse of being incapable of doing anything else
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>>77264251
The Dutch has shown questionable judgement based on their association with a known lunatic nonce
Thus, disqualified from fbf candidacy even if he met the other qualitifications

>>77264254
You're just ugly and hoes mad, disqualified

>>77264261
It's good but not really floofy like how I imagine
Brad's is a good benchmark that nigga is floofed up, but I do not meet his blond qualifications, funny that
You're still cute though tony montana, enough to maybe overlook that bit but I'm not living in miami sorry I will fly you here instead

>>77264280
22
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>>77264379
As if you have any right to say
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want bf
need bf
give bf
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>>77264350
wait you ACTUALLY are orange and yellow what the fuck have you gotten your liver checked im scared now i thought you just saturated your image to better color match the emoji for a laugh
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>>77264405
(the joke is that i am not white)
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>>77264372
You can always jerk off and play video games with other people Anon
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>>77264417
ok but you are like an emoji which is my concern and that is cartoonish levels of skin color to have
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>>77264418
I feel like there are some preliminary steps that have to be taken before communal jerking
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>>77264418
i can't seem to find any (jerk off and play video games) events that are nearby and free
>>77264428
>anon finds out different skin colors other than white and black exist
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dutchie come back ;-;
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>>77264438
Communal sounds like you mean more than 1 guy, you don't have to do all that
>>77264444
Anon they make entire things about those things, there's boards dedicated to both very hassle free
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>>77264504
ok but there aren't locally hosted events about those near where i live so what's the point
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>>77264504
i live in micronesian island with population 40 not sure if that matters
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>>77264529
I didn't mean online retard, I'm saying if your entire thing is just jerking off and playing online video games you can do this insane thing where you connect with other people online, much as you are doing now, and do those things. Why does it HAVE to be local? Aside from the obvious, at least
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>>77264529
Nobody here lives near you so what's the point of talking to us period
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How do I get dootchie to come back?
I made a grave mistake...
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>>77264560
because i want someone to also kiss and hold hands with not just play video games and jerk off
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communal jerking this saturday at 6
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>>77264564
because i don't plan on fucking any of you
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>>77264568
>>77264580
>>77264438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsXXwC2Y5_c
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>>77264565
Axe to the skull you cretin

>>77264580
Stop posting your body then slut
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>>77263814
I did have a very good workout today. Thx
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>>77264566
Ok I don't know what to tell you man you're impossible
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>>77264566
I know someone who found a boyfriend at an anime con.
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>>77264602
compliments from online strangers boost my confidence and let me know people IRL probably think i'm hot too
>>77264619
gib miami bf pls waaa waaaa waaaaaa
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half a million people in miami and none of them want to fuck you LOL
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>>77264638
>anime con.
read: "nearby and free"
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I can't have an fbf that posts his skin online to strangers for validation

Try the aids club again maybe ig
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>>77264646
all of them want to fuck me but none of them want to marry me. that's just how it is in this industrial hellscape
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>>77264609
Yay I can't wait for it to be autumn so I can start going on the gym again
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you literally wanted to fly to miami for him
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>>77264651
niggas really unwilling to send 100$ on a boyfriend that they supposedly will be with for the rest of their life
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>>77264673
3 weeks is not enough for me to decide if i love someone. and if he does decide to come here he has to pay for everything. and i don't plan on kissing him or anything. i don't want to lead him on. i'd rather not subject that to him
>>77264667
why does it have to be autumn for you to work out
https://youtu.be/GY5isB24YBY
>>77264688
i can't just pull $100 out of my ass you retard
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>>77264639
dude. online strangers compliment everyone
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If only I were blond maybe I'd be married already to a cowboy twink
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>>77264639
MIAMI? YOU'RE IN A FUCKING MAJOR CITY AND YOU'RE WHINING ABOUT THERE NOT BEING ANY VIDEO GAME EVENTS NEAR YOU? you know what, I'm glad you're upset and desperate for any sort of attention in real life because now I know you'll never get it if you're this fucking retarded
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>>77264695
I'll go back to uni so I can get a year in the gym 300m from my front door for 129e with the student discount
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cowboy and twink can never be in the same sentence unless you put "are not" between them :rofl:
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>>77264724
cowboy are not twink
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>>77264724
That's not true though retardo
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There is limited time in a day. You can either spend it on those important you and doing things you enjoy, working on goals or waste it on those who don't value you.
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>>77264720
129 Euros? What kind of insane prices are that.
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>>77264714
i don't have a car and they all cost money if there were any i could actually participate in i would've found some by now you stupid mongrel
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>>77264714
its worse when you realize he is already near mid 20s
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You ain't never seen the boy I'm talking about then clearly
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>>77264732
exactly.
>>77264733
BZZZZZZZZZZRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
its extremely true, the only way a twink is going to be a cowboy is if he's got "are not" between it OR he's larping entirely and just dresses like a cowboy but he will never be a real cowboy twinks cannot be cowboys it would be too delicate of a physical form for them to do the true laborious nature of a cowboy please do not argue with me on this, we both know its true
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>>77264738
Student discount, it's owned by the uni
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semantics niggas be like
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i literally have $0 how is this so difficult for you to understand
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sell ur computer
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sell ur 3ds
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>>77264767
Get a job then it's not hard
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>>77256503
Saw a cute guy in the metro today.
Looked to be my age and almost, if not as tall as me. I'd expect something like this to ruin my day but idk it kinda filled me with hope.
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the 3dsanon cycle continues forevermore
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wtf are you guys arguing about now
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not even going to write a real reply to that obviously this guy has some kind of disability or something
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>>77264750
trvke
holy trvke
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why is larping bad
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>>77264750
bullshit i am the exception to that, that boy is probably larping though
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I'm hungwy mwaa someone be mean to me meow
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>>77264741
WHO CARES? YOU'VE MADE IT THIS FAR WITHOUT A CAR AND I DOUBT YOU'VE BEEN ENTIRELY HELPLESS AS A RESULT YOU'RE THE FUCKING STUPID MONGREL DOG FAGGOT IF YOU LIVE IN A MAJOR CITY WHERE YOU CAN DO MORE THAN MOST OF THESE SMALL TOWN NOWHERE FUCKS AND STILL SIT THERE AND HUFF AND PUFF ABOUT HOW "OH! THERE'S NO HYPERSPECIFIC EVENT HERE! I CAN'T GET A BF! SIGHH" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH I WISH PEOPLE LIKE YOU WOULD JUST KILL THEMSELVES INSTEAD OF INCESSANTLY WHINE ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY HATE LIFE!!! AT LEAST PICK UP A HABIT THAT WILL KILL YOU, START DRINKING DO DRUGS OR SOMETHING BUT JUST SITTING THERE LIVING THE MOST MEDIOCRE EXPERIENCE UNTIL YOU'RE HOMELESS OR SOMETHING IS JUST FUCKING ANNOYING BECAUSE YOU COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING ABOUT IT THE ENTIRE TIME AT LEAST HOMELESS ALCOHOLIC DRUG ADDICTS HAVE AN EXCUSE IN THE FORM OF SUBSTANCE BUT YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST DECAYING BY CHOICE
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mmm idk maybe suck my dick and i'll consider reading that
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Hungwyyy -3- attention mwaa mwaa
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serious tho, get a bike. ride the bus. it's not that hard to get around the city. you don't need a car, you just think you do because you never tried anything else.
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I live in a town less than 5k people 99% white germans/slavs, it's cosy and perfect for living a quiet life with my husband whoever he is
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>>77264975
He doesn't have money for bus fare because he can't get a job because he keeps making the interviewers uncomfortable
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>>77264982
It's in America though so it's not very livable for a human, only americans
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>>77264963
hmm ermm haha ermm hmmm haha hmm who cares you're fucking hopeless
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>>77264250
Least BPD anon ITT
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>>77265004
That's me thoUGH MEOWWW
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yuros will always be hoes mad over us and we don't even think of you it's really sad honestly
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>>77264975
bike and bus cost money idiot
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there are at least a dozen of the cutest guys itt
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Catalytic converters go for about $60-100 here I think if you find a junkyard willing to turn a blind eye

Probably easier there just saying
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>>77265013
>I love eating shit it's so yummy stay mad
Lol

Lmao
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>>77265039
what kind of mad man would pay even one dollar for one cadillac convertible
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>>77264753
Wait per year or per month?
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>ywn hate fuck a hot leftoid twink because it's statutory rape since he is retarded
>ywn slap him for every "they" he says
https://youtu.be/GRVBxAKY5oY?si=inLoxcn7XP5B2pzG
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>immediately thinks of eating shit
Europeans are lunatics

>>77265049
You silly goose
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>>77265051
Per year like I said so like 11e a month
>>77265055
Kill yourself stupid animal
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>>77265039
what part of "i have $0" is so fucking difficult for you to understand!?!?!??! you retards constantly surprise me with your privilege
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>>77265055
they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they deliver on it fag homo
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>>77265091
Okay but why don't you get a job them you lazy bum
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>>77265091
What part of steal catalytic converters don't you understand nigga it's free money
Nobody even gets arrested in cities anymore either so no anal rape if you get busted
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>>77265091
you are fucking with us are you?
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>>77265103
He'd just enjoy that especially since it'd probably be a black man
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nooooo don't drop your 3ds in the shower aaaaaaaaa
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>ywn submit your brown boy ass to the aryan brotherhood on behalf of the mexican mafia as a trade agreement
or lord whyyyyyy
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>>77264250
>>77264475
>>77264565
Never mind dutchie, I think I will stay with my decision of not talking to you. Sorry for being so indecisive. If you ever wish to contact me again, make a post in this thread. But as I already mentioned, I will decrease my attendance here so it might be quite a while before I reply. Even though I put you through so much I still, believe it or not, have a favor to ask you: Could you maybe post your discord tag so that I have a way of contacting you in the future? Not sure how likely that is, but just in case I thought.
I still love you btw.
If you remember picrel (the angora rabbit) is the type of bunny that fits most to you imo.
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Raceplay is weird and lame unless it's ruotsi dom- suomi sub
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>>77265089
Oh that is affordable then, cute anon.
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if youre reading this its a sign to jerk off
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>>77265162
Yeah I'm not that rich so that's why I'll wait. I wanna get back into running once spring finally comes.
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you can't make me nooooo
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dutch you come on out and give this boy your discord
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>>77265171
That's a good plan. But isn't spring already here kinda?
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>>77265091
how do you have access to 4chan with 0 dollars? you need some sort of device that has a browser which costs money, and access to internet which can be free but i sincerely doubt you're publicly seething at a library or mcdonalds
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>>77265182
There's still snow on the ground from the blizzard last monday so not quite t shirt weather
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Only dutch I fuck wit is van der linde partner
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race play is good but next level is when you revert to primal tantric sacred love making on a bear pelt
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>>77265141
Nevermind douchie I changed my mind please come back aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>77265216
based, add on top some post-sex cuddling
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>>77265219
get it together rabbit boy! you are moving to bigger greener pastures. you both will be fine, and he will eventually chat with you, somehow, just do what you gotta do. go to college.
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How old is he, 30? Bit too late for college methinks
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>>77265248
indeed there is post sex cuddling and every other imaginable affectionate action. real hunter gatherer stuff, minus the top and bottom barriers.
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>>77265190
phone my mom bought some years ago before rent and everything else went up. cheapest family plan we could afford. we're barely hanging by a thread. my mom can barely stand to look at me anymore because i can't seem to get a job. i dropper my phone down the stairs once and it's been covered in cracks and holes ever since.
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>>77265259
He is 41 lmao
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>>77265195
Blizzard. Oh damn u must be scandi or something. I hope the snow melts soon though, so u can work that twink body
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why is your solution to me being poor is "just buy something lmao"
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>>77265306
Not scandi, finnish. I was also thinking of starting to do daily goblet squats with my kettlebell.
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maybe if you spent more time looking for work instead of posting here maybe just maybe you'd have money
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>>77265308
My solution to you being poor is TO GET A FUCKING JOB
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>>77265326
i've spent enough of my time and patience and sanity looking for work. why do you think i started crying during interviews? i'd cry during the car ride. i'd cry and punch the bathroom walls. i'd scream and bite my arms and pull my hair. it was too much for me and i don't want to go through that again. i am not looking for work. the work has to come to me.
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>>77264985
he sabotage the interview on purpose and then cries about having no job
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need one of those 500 bushwhacker guns
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>>77265352
Kill yourself then you are literally worthless
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>>77265352
You poor baby that's not how it works
Not wanting to be story 2.0 should be motivation enough
Your mom can't get you a job where she works? That's what saved me

That goes for all you broke neet niggas btw find a job and get a bf
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>>77265352
i would be one of those work comes to you scenarios. promises of 16-20 bucks an hour depending the work. invade you, be in your front door asking for you, drive your ass to work make your carry my ridiculously heavy tool bag, and saws, demonstrate basic things, give you the confidence to chop and saw, give you the confidence to start installing things, then fire you.
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>>77264250
hello sorry i was cooking and eating dinner! yes i would like to hop back on with you, it would be really nice to properly catch up :) nice of you to ask, im pretty excited!
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>>77265141
>>77265219
I changed my mind again please come back douche aaaaaaaaaaaaaa where is my douche aaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>77265413
You must be as equally insane as this bosnian man is
For you own good, leave this place and no not communicate with balkanoids again
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>>77265352
if you're crying during interviews then you don't actually want to work, if you wanted out of any of this you would just buck up and do it. you're crying because you're coming to terms with the fact that you have to do things for people other than yourself, and that's what frustrates you.
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hey soo how do i get into being a femboy? I still live with my parents (still in school) so getting girly stuff is hard
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>>77265321
Sounds good. you can also carry weight around while just taking walks. asymmetric too. Halfway one side then the other side. will really build up strength actually.
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>>77264335
hmmm i do understand where you're coming from and i would agree if, but the thing is that after that whole incident he apologized to me multiple times and didn't say anything like that again. it's different for everyone but i am a lot happier when i can forgive someone and move on from bad moments than stay with resentment and hate. but i do definitely respect and understand what you say :)
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>>77265437
You're about 5-6 years late to the trend anon find a different online porn addict interest to base a personality around
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noooooo 17 and 11 months old anon don't crossdress aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>77265437
you gotta do some quote unquote micro-dosing, no drugs though. you need to slowly slip in the femininity that it is barely noticeable at all. before you know it you will be full blown and nobody knew how it happened.
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>>77265444
I don't wanna be strong I just wanna be sexy
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>>77265453
even if im late i still wanna experiment, im not just a bandwagon
>>77265467
any advice on how to micro-dose?
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I cut off your cock but I apologised twice so all is forgiven yeah? Cool *ghosts you*
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>>77265397
>Your mom can't get you a job where she works?
we tried
>>77265433
no, what frustrates me is that i haven't had a single call back in years. i go outside to do nothing but waste time. i could be doing that inside.
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>>77265141
owh... i guess i should have read further down the thread before replying. nevermind my earlier reply, sorry. yeah it's bingbonggg3
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dude im such a fucking idiot im really sorry to all the anons in this thread i need to do some proper self reflection and lose this naivety
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>>77265452
I was talking in general but he keeps pumping and dumping you figuratively speaking and that's a feature not a bug. It's one thing to forgive and or move on and completely another to waste time and interact with those who treat you poorly. You shouldn't hold a grudge but you also shouldn't interact with abusive people in general. There are so many people who are not like that anyway.
Do what you feel is right, I just really disagree with "be nice to everyone :D"
And the opposite isn't necessarily to be mean, it's to simply not interact with such people.
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Some day I'll get my fluffy hair prince... some day

Holding a job should put me ahead
Incompetent boys are cute but goddamn yall are stubborn brats
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Also you're a massive normalfag and I don't like you, kindly leave my safe space
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>>77265554
fatphobic chud
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I ended up eating too much sweets after lunch and my tummy hurts owie owie. I didnt feel a thing while I was eating tho...
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>>77265544
Your beta bitch looks and horrible personality set you back way more
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>>77265580
Same I work in a kitchen and the nice pastry chef lady keeps giving me samples of desserts and I feel like a sack of wet sand
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Obsessed and mad, kinda weirdchamp
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I just read that autistic people are more supectible to minor seizures I wonder if the random shivers and stuff I get most days are related
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why are people here more annoying than ever, just a bunch of avatar and personalityfags and low quality posters crying abt "but muh beefcake bf" like bitch just go outside theres tons of gay men wanting to top/bottom for you, r9gay has turned to shit nowadays, i remember meeting up with someone from here and giving him godly head and he was a cool person, now the only people are just annoying newfags
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>>77265615
Katso peiliin, naet itsesi

Vitun vammainen huora
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i want love not just sex
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>>77265630
Have you considered that I post here precisely because I can't just go out there and find the perfect bf just like that
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ok so does anyone want just sex
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>>77265630
It's either this thread or go to gay_irl and listen to people talk about their gaping assholes all day. Not much to choose from. gaygen maybe? but they all seem like dickheads (and trannies)
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>>77265647
>Have you considered that I post here precisely because I can't just go out there and find the perfect bf just like that
cope and seethe, just try it isnt that hard, download grindr for a quick pump and dump newfag
>>77265661
this thread used to be good until it all went to shit, being gay has fallen
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meow might be the biggest whore here now i think of it
ive never even been touched by another man but he's been molested by several

also hi again hue you sudaca faggot
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>>77265676
>this thread used to be good until it all went to shit, being gay has fallen
I honestly only ever dropped in once in a while to shitpost. I've never been a regular
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>>77265661
gaygen has so much mental deterioration. far worse than here. those people have the attention span and mind of a gold fish.
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Shut yo tourist ass up boi. Yous a whore, not a proper robot. Yous a neverwas nigga!!!
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>>77265676
I have grindr but I can't do casual sex because I have a serious anxiety disorder and ptsd from being molested
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>>77265473
If you're half as cute as you act, you're already pretty solid~
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>>77265681
I can't choose to be molested though you giant retard so getting molested can't impose any qualities related to being promiscuous to me
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everyone getting some except me, damn bro
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>>77265706
I'm pretty cute but my butt is kinda flabby I also want a toned stomach and muscular back
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Stayed up until 3 playing with my best friend instead of doing my finals. Got hungry and ate some dry cereal. Cramps the next day.

Still worth it.
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>>77265687
touristfag
>>77265704
i dont have anxiety but i was molested as a kid, imo molesting and rape is a good fetish imo
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>has grindr
>been felt up by numerous men
>rape fantasies
not a whore tho guise i swear
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>>77265743
Okay I'd wanna try cnc with my bf as well but doesn't change what I said
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>>77265749
we need a great schism to send those literal fuckers somewhere else
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>>77265749
>Lists three things that don't make you a whore
Yes, I'm not a whore because those things don't make me one. Faggot.
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>>77265630
>ust go outside theres tons of gay men wanting to top/bottom for you,
not a single one of them actually wants to stay with us
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3ds is a bigger whore, his whole personality is "please fap to me"
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we got the top annoying posters but can we get top whore posters next? thx
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You losers will never stop responding to bait
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>>77265782
than find the good ones, it isnt that hard, youre just not trying
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got turned down by a local bottom a month ago, that was the only bottom in town. besides a mid 50s obese cross dresser.
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>when you're in a "biggest e-slut and also most pathetic loser competetion" and your opponent is 3danon
O_o
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I changed my mind again please come back dootchie ;-;
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>>77265805
explain to me how to find them if it's so easy then
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>>77265651
all of them are posting in /gaygen/
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>>77265858
just confuse the bicurious straightoids
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>>77265880
i'm not feminine enough for that, sadly. i look like a normal male, not a japanese caricature
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>>77265893
damn, just femboymaxx its easy, work out your lower body, drink tons of water, avoid the sun and use tons of lotion and moisture for smooth healthy skin, dont cut your hair and dont eat red meats, it easier done than said
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>>77265544
nonny!!!!!1! How are you today? How were you yesterday? Do you like rabbits as much as me? Do you have a favorite type of bunny? Do you have pets? Do you eat rats? Do you ever give cute boys pats? Do you have a pet name? Maybe a pet surname? O_o
How floofy is your booty? Do you like your mom or dad more? Would you travel to bosnia to take a shower with me? >///<
And why are you so gosh darn cute aaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>77265732
hmu then anon.
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nooooooo don't travel to finland to rape me aaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>77265911
(You) for the effort, smirked

>>77265930
He has bpd talk to the wall
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noooo 3ds anon dont have sex with christian femboy while brads cock rails you
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Ah my favourite time of the day. I hope my fbf is also listening to some quality music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWrq_1Nd1lA&ab_channel=AngeloLunch
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>>77265960
nooooo don't convince me to commit suicide again aaaa
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nooooo dutchie don't have an emotional breakdown because I'm leaving you again aaaaaa
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I want to game but my tummy is still in pain. Oh huemanity.
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Good evening gaymers any input on what type of ice cream I should get from the corner store? If not, please?
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>>77266023
Cookies an cream is the real patriot choice
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nooooooo storyanon don't fap to brown boys again aaaaaaaaaaaa
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>tfw no storyanon dirty talk vocaroo
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>>77266023
vanilla bean mmm...
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>>77265930
If you happen to be nearby why not
>>77265958
So do you pipe down
>>77266023
Ice lollies are my fave
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noooooo bunnymutt don't fly across the world to meet your bf instead of leaving your room aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>77265478
experiment with what exactly though? would you ever actually walk around at school or in public in girl clothes? if the answer to that is no then there's no real point to experimenting. what happens, you wear skirts inside your room for a few weeks and get bored? you post online and whore out? you can do that without the skirt. tie a shift around your waist or something if you need it THAT bad but you're too scared to just buy one
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noooooooooo 3DSanon don't ask story if he likes brown boys aaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>77266053
ihateyouiloveyouihateyouiloveyouihateyouiloveyouihateyouiloveyou
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>>77266073
i think id start in small increments, first id start wearing girl clothes under my clothes, than start wearing clothes that both genders can wear, than slowly lean into more femboy stuff, id want everybody around me to get accustomed to it so they dont freak out
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throwback to that one time bunny was staring at "underage cuties" on his way to work
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no way he has a job right wtf
3ds really has no excuse now Jesus fucking Christ
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nooooooo meowanon don't ask me where is your bf again aaaaaaaaaaa
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nooooo anon don't make another "noooo" post aaaaaaaaaaa
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3ds had a job too but he sperged out and thought everyone hated him or some shit
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nooooooo storyanon don't make another fat neet shitpost aaaaaaaaaaaaa
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does anyone know where 3ds anon is? i need his help breaking my 3ds later today :<
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I wish I could adopt and coddle a stupid retard boy and live his life for him oh woe u.u
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>ywn save story from himself and the ghost of his mother
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>making story confess to his crime
:3
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>>77266141
go contact him >>77265500 he could use the extra guidance kek
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>>77266140
He was waiting for you until he starved to death. He is dead and you killed him.
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i have a question guys, disclaimer im straight but i think my friend might be gay, earlier today at school when we went to handshake he pulled me in and grabbed my butt, he laughed it off as a joke but i felt very uncomfortable, i know guys joke around like this but he's been very touchy lately
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>>77266175
How old is douchie?
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noooooooo bunnymutt don't ask anon to marry you again, that's brad's thing aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>77266182
>molested by another boy
WHORE SLUT DIE
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>>77266187
He is 29 and bunny is 41 if you can believe it
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>>77266182
you should tell him to back off
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I'd marry brad in a heartbeat he's just my type
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>>77266179
nooooooo, ive been so busy lately i went to a waterpark with my friends and i got sick so i havent been online much :((
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>>77266187
19 as far as I know
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>>77266182
Nah sounds like perfectly straight behaviour to me, he was just checking if you've been doing enough squats
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>>77266023
coffee or peanut butter or chocolate mint or orange or mango
>>77266077
why does demoman have 2 eyes? this artist fucking sucks
>>77266218
look up "3ds hack guide" i'm not your dad you fucking normalfag
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>>77266226
woah why so angry 3dsanon, sorry to keep u waiting tho
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>>77266247
he's been spiraling since you left it's kinda your fault desu please save him from the barrio
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>>77266215
it would last one week but it would be the best week of your life
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>>77266198
how does that make me a whore
>>77266207
i did but he keeps touching me
>>77266224
ah alright
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>>77266258
ive been doing schoolwork for 15 hours a day recently :((, also wdym barrio
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>>77266260
I know it'd be fucking great I could die happy finally

>>77266279
He's brown and poor sorry he needs a father figure twink bf please save him I'm begging you
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>>77266247
he had mental breakdowns over no one wanting to play with him and it's your fault
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>i'm 18 and i go to school and hangout with friends and my parents make enough money to afford private schooling i'm such an incel teehee
i don't want to revive the oppression olympics but some of you really piss me off
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>ywn lock meow 3ds and story in a room together
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>>77266263
>i did but he keeps touching me
punch him then he needs to know you don't want to be touched
also ignore that ''die whore'' guy he's fucking nuts.
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nooooooo bunnymutt don't ask anon you just met to marry you aaaaaaaaaaa
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>>77266284
ill be his buddy :)
>>77266291
wait for real? question but if he's 18+ why doesnt he just buy a better console? not a lot of ppl have 3ds
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honestly yall actually know absolutely nothing about dutchie lol, he is like an angel, and that comparison is generous for you guys, compared to you all.
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>>77266292
iktf I'm glad to still see hikki threads pop up so I know I'm not the only person around who is fucked
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Yeah 3ds just buy a pc already jeez you crybaby s m h
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>>77266182
tell him it makes you uncomfortable. he's your friend. you shouldn't hide anything from him.
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>>77266309
>why doesnt he just buy a better console?
your privilege is showing. now you're just doing it on purpose.
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>>77266300
I'd talk with story and ignore 3DS
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MARRY ME COWBOY TWINK WE'LL GET REVENGE TOGETHER AHAHAHAA
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>>77266292
You live in a big city in a 1st world country shut your ass up bitch. You have literal gay bars, let alone gay rights. You don't have to worry about your mom kicking you out for being gay. You aren't even full gay. Shut your retarded mouth up, literal whore.
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>>77266327
im just saying if he wants to play with someone online he could just try other more popular gaming alts than the 3ds, well i dont fully know his situation so take my advice with a grain of salt
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Story could make a killing selling his gunt pics
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zero. dollars.

zero.

dollars.
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>>77266302
yeah he sounds fucking nuts and angry for no reason kek
>>77266316
i have, he just doesnt get away from me
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nooooooo bunnymutt don't buy a plane ticket to finland meow hates you aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>77266369
grab his ass and see how he likes it
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nooooo 3ds anon you can't fuck christian femboy he's mine aaaaaaaaaa
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>>77266395
he is taller and has a deeper voice than me anyways
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noooooo underage tourist don't reject canadian simp for being a footfag aaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>77266394
but im not gayojdvndjn
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>>77266415
he's (probably) not gay either so just tease him a bit and show him how uncomfortable it is and he'll likely stop
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>"im not gay"
>anon said, his asshole gaped 12"
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3dsanon is such a crybaby bitch considering there are those in much worse conditions than him here who cry about it less. and he has the nerve to mention oppression olympics?
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>>77266424
thanks for the advice anon, ppreciate it
>>77266429
>his asshole gaped -ACK
i said im not gay
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>your pain is irrelevant because others are in more pain
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>>77266443
You in the gay thread nigga bend over faggot thems the rules
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>>77266453
im only here because i think my friend might be in the closet
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i made the mistake of thinking anyone would understand me in a group of people who've had everything they're ever had handed to them
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Being a twink footfag is painful, masc tops have ugly feet and the guys with nice feet are most likely also bottoms.
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gonna hand my cock to your mouth if you don't stop bitching soon spicoid
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>>77266466
Try sending nudes of yourself to him to test him and find out the truth, it's the only real way to know for sure anon.
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Christian femboy has parents who aren't ok with his sexuality and monitor his online activity, none of which you have to deal with, but you can't help but act like you're the biggest loser in the whole world. He pisses you off? Boohoo, you're not much better. Retard.
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>>77266484
Just get a bottom bf with good feet what's the prob?
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>>77266033
>>77266052
>>77266053
>>77266226
I ended up getting an 88 Idk what kinda ice cream you guys have there but we only have simple euro ones.
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>>77266501
wow the greatest piece of advice i ever heard, thanks faggot
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>>77266517
I'm a bottom too and might want to get topped. Plus idk how many other bottoms would be cool with oral only
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>>77266484
I'd actually let a bottom twink touch my feet but i think i'd need a pedicure, my feet got that calloused skin.
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Am I the only vers on the goddamn planet or what
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>>77266512
as soon as he goes to college he can very easily move out and never have to worry about them ever again. he has friends and money. he has nothing to complain about.
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>>77266484
No one understands this. We need more twink tops. We need more guys with cute feet.
>tfw no dom top twink with cute feets to bully me with
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honestly eating ass is the most disgusting thing ever, as a bottom when i prep for sex i always shower and clean myself before getting topped, i think its alright getting oral but i prefer to give oral, but when they offer to eat my ass or ask me to eat their ass, nothing makes me want to kms more than hearing that
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sex having whores be like:
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>>77266582
im only at priv school because i got tons of scholarships, i had to take tons of extra courses and do tons of community service to get the scholarships, i dont have a free ride to college and if i screw this up i might be homeless, my parents are the type that kick you out when youre around 18-20
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bro u are sticking cock in ur poop hole who cares
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>>77266568
Yeah see the point is I'm only into twink feet, so my dreams of a masc top bf are incompatible with my dreams of doing stuff and things to another twinks feet

>>77266589
Fucking this x10. A masc top is preferable but a twink who will do the deed is still desirable
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>>77266614
no im a bottom, and i clean my poop hole a lot so no problems arise
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is 3ds anon the one thats whining about not being able to get a job and being poor
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>>77266582
Your lack of empathy for anyone who isn't yourself is showing. As if that is so easy to do. As if having homophobic parents and hiding a big part of you from them is easy. He had no freedom all his life. We are talking about here and now. You are such a cunt and deserve you self inflicted woes. Reminder you sabotage your own interviews and quit your job because of nebulous reasons. You live in America, you have nothing to complain about hurr durr.
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>>77266631
OMEGAKEK yeah
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>>77266512
WAAA WAA GUYS STOP BEING MEAN TO HIM! WHY? B-BECAUSE.. BECAUSE YOU JUST HAVE TO OKAY!
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>>77266625
so then why do you find it disgusting
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>>77266656
because tongue shouldnt be in butt, only penis
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I wish I had a blond boy who loved me
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>>77266618
Sounds like you have to settle for one or the other or you could just try and fuck both a masc top and twink at the same time.
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>>77266660
but you just cleaned the butt, and it feels really good
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The irony of this spic talking about how no one understands him just to show complete lack of empathy for types of problems he personally doesn't deal with lmao
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>>77266673
i can't afford to relate to any of you
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>>77266671
idk, it just feels weird about the idea of having my ass ate, its also pretty submissive to eat ass and i like masc tops not subby boys
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>>77266663
>tfw cursed with brown hair with a few golden hairs littered throughout
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>>77266647
>As if that is so easy to do
He's rich and has friends, so yes.
>As if having homophobic parents and hiding a big part of you from them is easy
What's the "big part" of himself, that he wants to crossdress? It's not like you die or feel this intense aching in your soul because you can't wear a fucking face mask and amazon skirt + sock combo. If he does, that just proves he literally has no real struggle in his life. It's a fucking shirt. The only reason you could justify this being a painful experience is if he's a tranny and the crossdressing IS that important. Otherwise, he's not a flamer and bordering on normie so it's not like he's hiding a huge aspect of his personality to his parents. I'll concede the other guy is just as annoying but blindly defending this other one is just as stupid.
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nooooooo christian femboy dont stay with 3dsanon hes mean to you aaaaaaaaaa
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i'm literally too poor to even talk to strangers online. i am truly alone.
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>>77266549
oralchads stay winning, analWHORES stay mad
>tfw no cute dom twink with cute feet to worship
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>>77266667
yeah I'll just settle for whichever one manages to pierce my autism first or y'know whichever I encounter first when I stop being a recluse
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>>77266697
im not rich anon, also whats the big problem you have with me? i havent done anything to you
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i feel like if you think anal is gross then you're probably not actually gay you're just a fujo
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United possum service
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>ywn marry brad and help him take revenge on those who wronged him all those years ago
Suffering u.u
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>>77266613
Boohooo you're not brown so idc
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>>77266722
You don't have to do anything specifically to me, I can just dislike you based on what you've chosen to display as a personality here. I don't need further justification than you just annoying me
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>>77266723
no you dumb cunt, i said eating ass is gross, i like taking dick anal, but when a guy wants to eat my ass i think its really gross
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why don't blond people like brad
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I haven't got anything against anal I would just rather give a bj a few times a day than do anal. Like my fawtha said "work smart not hard"
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>>77266739
i didn't reply to you fucking ape, it's not about you not everything is.
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If you won't do anal you're barely gay
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>>77266613
>>77266631
>>77266647
>>77266655
>>77266673
>>77266697
>>77266722
>>77266738
WAH WAH WAH YOURE ALL ANNOYING IN MY THREAD NOW GET THE FUCK OUT NEWFAGS
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As a top i think if a bottom refused to let me rim him that would be a deal breaker for me desu.
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>>77266697
He isn't rich and he just said his parents are the type that kicks you out when you're of age. Why do you think they would finance his life anyway? It's that they literally won't let him have a bf. They sabotage his attempts at finding love and maybe would kick him out if he comes out. What's worse than that? He could end up homeless and bfless. The other guy has a house at least. Both are annoying and both have issues, I just hate a faggot who plays oppression olympics without having a trump card.
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>>77266760
>>77266784
no you fucking morons, i said i like getting anal, i just dont want to have my ass tongued, i like to ride cock you imbeciles
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GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY THREAD YOU WORTHLESS NEW FAG>>77266789
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>>77266618
I don't like masc guys but in many ways you have it worse with this dichotomy. Finding a guy with cute feet is hard enough but you're on a whole different level of fucked. Rip
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>>77266791
I'll tongue your ass while you sleep lil nigga
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>mfw I'm barely gay
Wife and a coupla' three kids here I come
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>>77266660
Hahahahaahahahah
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I feel partially responsible for the breakdown of 3ds
Shame he wouldn't marry me and now he must suffer like the rest :3
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You're boring blaaablam yous dead
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>>77266803
I'm older than you and been here longer than you. Cope and seethe. I will stay here long after you move on from this phase of your life.
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ALL YOU PERSONALITYFAGS SHOULD GO ACK ACK ACK I HATE YOU ALL, 3DSANON? ACK. MEOWANON? ACK. BRAD? ACK. CHRISTIANANON? ACK. STORYANON? ACK. YOURE ALL FUCKING WORTHLESS
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Hey leave story outta this he dindu nuffin
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hes spittin tho
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>>77266840
HE DINFU NUFF -ACK
ALL PERSONALITYFAGS IN MY THREAD SHOULD ROPE, ONLY PEOPLE HERE SHOULD BE CUTE FEMBOYS AND BREEDABLE BUSSY NIGGRRE
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>>77266780
4 of these are (You)s.. another day farming gone well
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>>77266835
Thread personalities are far more preferred to tripfags
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>>77266863
ANOTHER DAY FARMING GONE -ACK
YOURE NOT A FEMBOY NOR HAVE A BREEDABLE BUSSY SO GTFO OFF OF MY THREAD
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>>77266835
Meow so Trve!
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anal is gross, cuddling/kissing/frotting/oral are wholesome
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>>77266871
SHUT THE FUCK UP ONLY FEMBOYS IN MY THREAD, ALL YOU PAJEET NEWFAGS KEEP DILUTING MY BOARD
>>77266880
you already know what to do meowanon
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>>77266791
>>77266591
YOU WILL ENJOY HAVING YOUR ASS TONGUED BY A TOP
Bitch ass faggot ass NIGGA
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I love how it's always tourists and newfags who claim the thread as theirs. You been here for a week, you'll be gone in a month. Chillax.
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>>77266886
gross is a little extreme, could we compromise and call it a mild inconvenience for the bottom?
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I just wanna make a moderately mentally ill boy happy then I'll leave for good I swear @.@
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>>77266895
IVE BEEN HERE FOR THE PAST MONTH LURKING RETARD, YOURE JUST A SMALL FISH IN A SMALL POND THINKING YOURE HOT SHIT BUT YOURE NOT, IVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME, IVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE FAPPENING AND HAVE SEEN THE FEMBOY CULT, YOURE JUST ANOTHER ANT BENEATH MY FEET NEWFAG NOW GTFO OF MY THREAD AND GO -ACK
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>>77266907
i know this will come as a revelation to you but poop comes out of there
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>>77266889
I know nothing I have severe brain damage
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>77266877
>Coomers b liek
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>>77266922
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE
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>>77266912
what are you in the market for? ADHD? autism? OCD?
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>>77266920
no I won't believe it, I can't
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Hell yeah we hitting 700 let's go boys
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in screaming about thread personalities he's now become one himself
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>>77266932
Bpd maybe idk whoever is most obsessively loyal and lovesick and will never ever leave me once we marry and will just cuddle and watch kino with me in between hard anal love making sessions :c
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>>77266912
do you like boys with add?
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>>77266920
You say that like it's a bad thing. There's nothing better then burying your face in a bottoms cute butt and licking his unwashed dirty hole clean with your tongue out of love for him.
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>>77266954
>IN SCREAMING ABOUTNTHREA PERSONALIT -ACK
JUST ROPE MY NIGGA, ONLY FEMBOYS ALLOWED IN MY THREAD NOW SHOW SKIRT AND THIGHHIGHS OR GTFO
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Damn nigga this thread is gaped as af
Need a virgin to spread wide open
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>>77266914
being here for the femboy cult thing but then chimping out about mild thread personalities really shows your hand anon, 90% of the thread was recognizable back then and there were no femboys because no one from r9gay was involved with the femboy cult outside of the guy who whistleblew and got /pol/ involved
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>>77266960
Can he sit still during films?
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>>77266811
same
based
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>>77266967
SHOW ME SKIRT AND THIGHHIGHS OR GTFO, HONESTLY I DIDNT READ AND DONT GIVE A SHIT, I REALLY NEED TO RUB ONE OUT AT WORK TODAY BUT IM UNABLE TO CUM TO STRAIGHT PORN SO I NRRF FEMBOYS
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>>77266965
thigh-highs are fucking cringe, if a top asked me to wear them I'd jump out the window. skirts are kinda nice though
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>>77266871
they basically are tripfags whats the deal
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Femboy trollsonality nigga will probably be ion the next weekly worst posters lish
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>>77266977
sure but i gotta keep my hands busy
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>>77266957
BPDemons leave you after a week as soone as they lose interest lol
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>>77266983
SHOW ME YOURSELF IN A SKIRT OR GTFO
>>77266992
WAH WAH WAH OH WOE IS ME IM SO SAD THAT SOMEONE HATES ME FOR BEING A PERSONALITYFAG, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE IM TRYING TO JACK OFF
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>>77266995
Fidget with my hoodie strings while I pat your hair and watch Goodfellas for the 1000th time > . >

>>77267001
Guess I'm not bpd then idk what's wrong with me
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oh its that guy again
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>>77267023
i like having my hair played with, it's very calming and helps me focus on stuff, we could snuggle for hours on a saturday afternoon if u want nonny
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>>77267017
geez at least buy me a drink or four first
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>>77267023
Did you ever not lose interest for anons you wanted to bf? We're you ever in a position of staying in a relationship with one boy and having the ability to fuck up and lose interest?
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>>77267049
DONT GIVE A SHIT, SHOW ME SKIRT OR GTFO "oh boohoo go buy me a drink" BITCH I DONT OWE YOU JACK SHIT, YOURE A FAILED MALE YOU DESERVE TO GET PUMP AND DUMPED BY ME
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>>77267032
W-who??!! Not me right h-hahah

>>77267035
Please it's all I desire in this awful world a fluffy hair qt u.u

>>77267051
If someone likes me back that I like too and they aren't mean to me all the time I will always like them
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I would like to take a moment to remind you that we just hit over 700 subscribers!!!! What a feat. We rule this board. We are the best general. We are so cool.
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>tfw no bottom twink bf to watch community and chernobyl for the 20th time with.
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Move out of the way biofem newfags. Step to the side astrologycucs. Feel my cock britbongs. Overdose on Deez nuts junkies. Cut your eyes out cutters.
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>>77267070
Frankly I'm impressed and unashamed
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>>77267068
i hope you wouldnt mind how much id love on you lol, i like to give gifts and make food and do all sorts of things for ppl im close with
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>>77266930
Why meow if you didn't give me attention I probably would elmayo
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What other shit will this goofy band of mischievous misfits pull next? Stay tuned. New bread coming soon
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>>77267086
WAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAH, ARE YOU GONNA KEEP CRYING OR SEND ME PICS OF YOU IN A SKIRT NEWFAG
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>>77266957
You have zero idea what bpd is like then lol
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>>77267115
DIDNT READ + DIDNT ASK, NOW SENT NUDES OR GTFO
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why can't 2 mentally ill boys be mentally ill and boyish together?
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Last pic will be me u.u
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>>77267144
well I'm too mentally ill to reach out to another boy which makes things hard, if one were to warp to my room we could be mentally ill recluses together
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>>77267141
Only for muscular big dicked chads sry
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>>77267160
are you a boyish boyboy?
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>>77267107
Are you joking that's all I want
US?

>>77267144
They can and will
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>>77266991
tripfags shit up threads more than nontrip fags, you get one tripfag and its normalized for others and more and more join in. thread personalities aren't immediately recognizable to newfags and they can just as easily be lost to the ether
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>>77267171
yeah but im in hawaii, you probably arent near me lol
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>tfw no alcoholic /tv/ twink bf
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>>77267188
I'll move to hawaii
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HOW DO I BREAK MY FEMBOY PORN ADDICTION, IVE BEEN LYING IN MY BED JACKING OFF SINCE 10AM AND IT'S 7PM BROS
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fuck marry kill: bunny, story, meow
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>>77267169
On a scale of boyish-boyish I am firmly in the middle or uh maybe a bit to the left
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>>77267201
Have you tried not being gay anon?
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>>77267201
just stay off the intenet theyre ugly in real life
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>>77267209
Kill, kill, kill

Mrow
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>>77267196
ill see u soon ://3
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>>77267209
marry storyanon
kill nobody
fuck nobody
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>>77267209
fuck meow marry meow kill meow
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>>77267226
Not joking, island paradise here I come
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>>77267212
I CANT, REAL WOMEN ARE JUST WORSE THAN FEMBOYS, EVER SINCE I FUCKED BUSSY I NEVER STOPPED JERKING TO FEMBOYS
>>77267216
THATS NOT TRUE SO SHUT THR EFUCK UP
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>>77267216
Absolutely wrong. If i had a femboy or even a twink irl i wouldn't be able to keep my hands off him.
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>>77267216
I never seen a cute boy irl other than me
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Kawaii Hawaii trip after Finland <3
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The feds won't stop me from getting a husband
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>>77267237
we can go swimming and dip our toes in the sand, ill show you a good time i pinky promise
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>flying to ohayo to have kawaii sexy time with story
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>>77267235
Hot desu
>>77267257
Have fun being alone
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Damn Ray another post about not having a bf to visit dive bars with, you should slow down. Casper knew this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WwkUxpuiBI
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>>77267240
>>77267241
and you dont because its true
>>77267247
true but only inside your noggin
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>>77267285
I JUST SAID I FUCKED BUUSSY YOU STUPID DUMB CUNT CAN YOU NOT READ, YOUR SOF UKCING RETARDED I JUST WANT TO SLAM YOUR NUTS IN A DOOR AND STICK A FORK IN YOU R EYE
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>>77267304
can you stop shouting, oof you're gonna give me a headache
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>>77267304
not true
caps = cap
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>flying to anon just so we can have a fistfight
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>>77267314
IM NOT SHOUTING MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN RETARD
>>77267316
SAY THAT TO MY DICK IN YOUR ASS
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R9gay fight club I got dibs on meowsers
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Niggers be lying pussies be dying ON GOD
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someone make a new thread so i can go smoke



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