Baby Hold Your Hand EditionLast Thread: >>77232775
Taking this faggy thread's virginity even though I'm straight.
A toast to the new thread
I'm horny but I just wanna cuddle :c
dah dun duh dun duhCall my baby lollipop tell you whyHis cock iswait
I wanna die but I'm scared to die. who will take care of the cats? No one, they eat my rotting corpse then starve to death. In all reality I think I just had a random panic attack. No idea why.
>>77246081Man fuck being dead, you got an eternity for that shit, may as well chill with the cats while you have the chance. I apply the same line of thought swapping cats for dog because dogs are cool
>>77246081if you plan on an heroing please make sure you leave the window or door open
>>77245947oh you were playing it on the switch i assume? it plays normally, you have to virtual sticks, one for movement and one for camera, plus jump button, pretty neatit IS very addictingcode lyoko did have that unique feeling to it didnt it? i really liked when shit went in unexpected directions, like when they switched up who was on the controls or when they were fighting off stuff irl and in the code world and had to switch when one of em got coded or when william got taken over.this type of cartoon is a lost art imo. and yeah cat guy was indeed coollooked up shredder's revenge and it does look like one of the golden oldens. i remember playing one of TMNT games before a lot as a kid but i dont recall what the name is, i'll have to look it upfor consoles, i have ps2 and the original wii, i was OBSESSED with wii sports, it completely fascinated me as a kid, but i also remember sinking too many hours in Last Story on iti also had a gameboy as a kid but then my cousin broke it and i was sad about it for a monthwork's fine, it's uni that's giving me a headache.wbu? are you currently working or is it only for the summer? what did you eat today?>>77245965oh cool, it's an rpg so i assume you hate it on principle haha, surprisingly tho, it seems there's no grinding in it at all and a bunch of QoL stuff (havent played yet kek)
>>77246128not an hero, but I feel like something's wrong medically. hard to describe. Last thing I want to do is go to the hospital though. Bad memories of that place plus I'd likely be out there are all night just to be told nothing's wrong.
>tfw no bf to look for catfish, tadpoles or whatever three eyed fish live in the local canal with
>tfw no bf to just exist with
>>77245992are bisexuals allowed here? i'm mostly gay but i find women to be pretty. i'm not sexually attracted to them though, i think vajayjays are gross and i'm submissive anyway.
>>77246171half of the thread are actually bi. just don't talk about women here and you're fine.
>>77245948>sod wlapurgisi see you're a fan of God's favorite manletdid you play thorugh LobCorp?i honestly cant recall the pattern for the first walpurgis because i didnt play it, but i'm sure someone in /lcg/ made a theory about it, apparently koreanbros already predicted the philipclair through a complete schizo theoryfor me? i just want either gebura or binah, red mist ID or ego would be kino af
tfw no bf to go to conversion therapy with (to remove the straight tho(ugh)ts
>tfw no twink bottom bf to play and carry through terraria while he compliments and thanks you
>tfw no bf to stare into his eyes all day
>>77246181okay good.anyways idk what to do with my life. my parents want me to be straight, but i want a bf. i can't move out because i'm broke and definitely am not going to be able to buy a house in this hellhole economy.
Man I wish I were just bi, I can already picture the few people I know gloating about knowing I was gay instead of asexual the whole time if ever I get a bf
>tfw no bf to listen to him talk about his obsessions/geeky tastes
>>77245992I neeed a top bf to cuddle me
>going from lovebombing to infodumping and back again
>>77246221tbf most people will assume your gay if you're not getting any pussy. even if you tell them you're bi they're still just going to think you're gay.
I'm gay I like boysboysboysboys aaaa
What should you do if you like boys but boys don't like you?
>>77246192I haven't 100% LC because the interface and blobbing filters my fun even if it's a ludonarrative experience, and I don't enjoy pausing in strategy games even if every mechanic is justified in the settingMaybe this year so I can add it to my "cred nobody asked for" with 100% Ruina + pagelock EnsembleI also will never post in or read the Babylon that is /vg/
>>77246271do not pass go, do not collect 200 boybux and go directly to hornyjail
>>77246217>my parents want me to be straighttell me more about that.i came out to my mom and she told me she would've preferred if i was just gay. not the answer i was expecting.
>>77246271You like me?
>>77246288Maybe idk why?
Mama didn't raise no prisongay, be a faggot you faggot!!!
>>77246271omgggggggg i know this feel all too well!!!there's this cute twink coworker who's soft and cute but he insists that he's straight.
>>77246135About the beat le shredder (final level)Yes I played on switch. Oh I see. Glad you like it. Keep me updated on your progress.I don't remember most of that but agree it was cool and unique show.Ye revenge was like a sequel to turtles in time iirc. And it's even better imo. One of my fav beat em ups! Dlc was kinda shit tho.I played all, most are good. I haven't heard of last story I think.Shame about your game boy :(It's a great console. Luckily emulators exist. No I will only work in the summer and no idea what I'll do after that if anything don't like thinking about the future much. Stomach hurts so no food talk xDWhy didn't you play lol? Ye Im no fan. I should continue playing Diablo 3 soon tho. Arpgs can be good, it's the turn based combat and vast open worlds that ruin it
when I came out, mom was sad but knew it. dad drank a lot then once drunk asked me if I was the 'giver or taker'. He just couldn't bear the thought of me being a bottom. he was okay with me topping.
never make this again im seething
>>77246283okay want's not exactly the right word, expect.i know firsthand how they are. my cousin came out years ago and everyone in the family basically disowned him. my father was mad because he brought his bf to a family function.
Boomers are retarded as fuck
passionately making out while rubbing our dicjs and Balls together and blasting together mixing our cum as it pools on his cute tum
I'm not gay, nevah' was. I just have a severe allergic reaction to women that's all. I could probably get a letter from my doctor
>>77246327lol is your dad mac from always sunny?
>>77246299You make me feel special
>the sudden realization of why my gaydar was so tuned in to enable me to be petty to people about it
>>77246333>my father was mad because he brought his bf to a family function.ok so let me get this straight (ha)your dad got upset that his nephew (not even his son) brought someone who makes him happy to a FAMILY meeting because he considered his boyfriend as family? what the fuck is wrong with your dad? do you think your dad will kick you out if you told him?
well even if your parents are still stuck in the 20th century it's really not so important to come out to them until you already have a boyfriend. otherwise you can tell them you're "not looking for a girlfriend" and "working on yourself" or whatever shit they'll believe because god forbid their son turns out to be someone other than who THEY want him to be.
>>77246359That's nice. i wish i had someone to make me feel special.
>>77246439he's mad because its a boy. if he brought a girl there wouldn't have been an issue. just garden variety homophobia.
>>77246278while we're at it, give me your friend code on LC so i can add you, or just add me R777124919i understand the pain, my laptop tried to die everytime a big boss fight was happening but it's funny you talk about pausing the game considering binah's suppression phase 3 was the hardest thing to do with the no pause gimmick, even tho it was very cooli have the opposite problem with LoR kek, my laptop bit the dust before i was able to finish it, hopefully when i get a better one one day i can clear it for the same sweet cred nobody asked fornot posting in /vg/ is a very sane decision, personally i just check in from time to time for the occasional fun plus update and meta information
>>77246439>your dad got upset that his nephew (not even his son) brought someone who makes him happy to a FAMILY meeting because he considered his boyfriend as family?he legitimately thinks being gay is some sort of parental disrespect, like my cousin purposely did it to spite his dad or something.>>77246471exactly
I wish my parents were homophobic. at least my father is transphobic which is nice.
>>77244250Any kind of friend. We can figure it out. I guess I am a bottom twink but I don't really think of myself in that way.
>>77246507That's cool anon, are you into gaming at all?
>>77246530I play a few video games. I'm not very good at ones with reaction time or hand eye coordination but I'm willing to play those too. I don't own any video game consoles though.
>>77246471>>77246493i genuinely would not care if my child started dating an autistic indian paraplegic jew. all i want for them is to be happy. nothing more.
Wouldn't go quite that far but ok
I'm on my like 8th glass of water in 3 hours and I'm still very thirsty. I think my days of drinking 6-8 cans of soda a day are catching up to me.
>>77246548Soda is gross and bad for you.
i don't own any consoles except an old blue 3ds
>>77246313nice shiki pic! you reminded me i need to continue tsukihimegood luck on the final level, tell me how it goes :)last story was a subpar jrpg but it was one of the only games i found for the console back in the day, hence the sentimental value, it's actual status as a game is average at bestsound like a tmnt game alright! i looked up the one i used to play and it seems it was just the normal TMNT game for ps2 (no subtitle lmao), sure brings back memoriesyeah no need to give it much thought if you dont want i didnt play because the laptop i'm currently using is a wreckity hand me down so i cant run it here, plus i didnt feel very invested so i just watched a playthroughdo tell me whatever game you pick up next anon
>>77246548That sounds like a fuckton of water to me even considering diet soda and booze intake. You consider talking to a doctor about excessive thirst?
>>77246540Do you have a discord anon? Maybe we could try gaming together or something else?
>>77246493has he asked your uncle about it? what does your uncle say? it's his uncle's son after all.
>>77246560Is this 3DSanon? why are there no cum stains on the 3ds?
>>77246579Yes I do. I'm going to be very busy until May 15 though, so probably won't have time to play with you until then. Until then I'm okay just talking if that's fine.
>>77246604Yeah that's cool, even just having someone to talk to is always nice anon. Discord id?
>>77246556I know, tastes good though. >>77246570I haven't been to a doctor in years. I'm pissing every 20 minutes though.
Are we witnessing the end of the story period?
>>77246560uhhhh anon is the joypad missing or is it just black? i thought the 3ds joypads were gray...........
>>77246619Is there some way I can send it to you without publicizing it. Do you have a gpg key?
>>77246635it peeled off some years ago and my left thumb has never been the same i need a pretty boy to kiss it for me...
>>77246591>has he asked your uncle about it?no. i'm sure he probably thinks the uncle's a cuck for letting his wife "turn the kid gay"
>>77246641i mean i'm not pretty but i can kiss you.............
>>77246644and he thinks the wife is somehow responsible. classic. you couldn't ask for a more generic homophobe. your dad sucks dude i'm so sorry you live with that cunt.
>>77246625I don't feel like I'm going to die anymore, just thirsty. I'm on glass 10 now.
>>77246652are you handsome? you can be handsome and pretty if you grow your hair out a bit
>>77246662Water poisoning is real bucko
>live in rural area in the Bible Belt>gays are practically a myth>no gay culture anywhere>grindr has a couple of the ugliest fucking dudes i have ever seen and nobody elseI just want a sweet boy to hug bros why is that so hard
>>77246637Here just add me on my alt acc id:mandingo1921
>>77246675yeah this is my last one. I'm not going to drink anything else the rest of the night. captcha is h204t how ironic.
>>77246485I have added youI should probably do something with my Support units I don't even remember what they are
>>77246569I beat it, that's 2 completed games in 1 day. It's definitely overpriced and art style looks like shit but controls are simple and plays well, plus shredder. So let's say 8/10 cause it was fun all the way through.Nostalgia eh? Did you have many games at a later point? If you like beat em ups you should probably try the good TMNT games. You watch playthroughs instead of playing? I find them so boring. Except when a friend of mine was streaming.Next game will either be zau or diablo 3. I did beat 1st chapter in diablo and put in on hold since then.Nice pic, mashle is great. Read the manga? Or anime?
are there any smart nerdy small boys into sci-fi looking for a big bearded bear bf in his 30s
>>77246798Am i looking for a catch? Ofcourse i am
Time to pass out again, I hope my fbf is already dreaming comfy dreams
what are fat guys with no muscle called? are we still 'bears'?
>>77246852im just really fat and hairy so i call myself a bear, others have too>>77246841tell me about yourself, i don't think im a catch though
>tfw no bf whose hair I can absentmindedly play with
>>77246677>live in highly industrialized and populated metropolis>gays normalized and accepted everywhere>"gay" is equated to hedonism and casual sex and drug abuse and exaggerated femininity>actual sensible homosexual human beings are nonexistent
Yes gib procedural generated maps. Yes yes please, every time I die I want the whole map to change so I can't simply avoid making the same mistakes but instead have to approach it with not much knowledge. Yes please take away my power ups and loot I want to start over from scratch every time I die. Yes yes who doesn't love le heckin indies.
>>77246865yeah i live there too and it's disgusting
>>77246869DEAR DIARY, TODAY I DIED. YOU DID NOT REACH THE NUCLEAR THRONE. THE PAST STILL HAUNTS YOU.
I just hope I'm still alive for manor lords. I've been waiting for this game for years now and its the only time in recent years I've been really excited about a game.
>play team fortress two for several hours>lose horribly>want to kill myselfthis happens every time i play every online gameit does not matter what it is, i will lose horribly and be miserable
>play vidya with anony>he only plays as girl charactersWhat does he mean by this?
>>77246913gamedevs are too cowardly to make boy characters wear skirts
>>77246852>>77246860why even bother with fag terminologyit's fucking stupidfetishistic bullshit
Yeah you can just use the term uggo
>>77246501durrr why does my father not hate me durrr
I would unironically become a female right now if I could. maybe a troon maybe not. never transitioning or anything but if I could just magically switch and be a bio female I wouldn't even think about it.
>>77246913Consult this comic to find out
>>77246923>he values the opinions of other fags regarding his sexual value to them
>>77246919Yeah, that's probably it...>>77246936hmm
>>77246937I'm all for self esteem but the definition of gay is literally desiring sex or romantic connection with menif you desire sex with men that means, unless you're an old man NPC, that they should desire you tooI shouldn't even have to explain this
>>77246860Oh wellI'm a 20 something mush for brains who has no real friends but i like to think i take good care of people. I'd like to share mor but it'd have to be somewhere else lol
>>77246869A good arcade game is the ideal approach imo. Take something like Ghouls n Ghosts: it mixes actual handcrafted level design that has deliberately designed challenges in mind but randomizes certain (but not all) enemy placements and movement patterns so that it isn't just a matter of memorization and every attempt is at least a little different (and makes it all the more bearable to play properly, ie only one credit allowed)
does anyone else dream of being a live-in slave? like i just want to be chained in his basement all day and then be used when he comes home.
>>77246936Can you post the one of this where the author troons out and has a mental break down?
>>77246955>if you desire sex with men that means, unless you're an old man NPC, that they should desire you tooi guess i'm an old man npc someone get the fucking wheelchair for anony i will not suffer the pretense that i have any chance of dating someone, therfor i do not value their sexual valuation of me
>>77246956oh alright, well i don't think a 13 year age gap will work well considering all the other hurdles you'd have to get past or be ok with, sorry for wasting your time anon
>>77246931I'm homophobic and transphobic myself and i wish my parents were too but instead they are hippy yuppie liberals.
>>77246677>>77246865Firstworlders be like ^^^
Sometimes I play the Sims so I can pretend like I have a loving husband
wtf you aren't all twinks?! aaaaaaaaaa get out of my head
>>77246973I don't think I saved that one because I didn't like it but I can probably find it in a minute
>>77246991 you are worthless and should die along with the rest of your kind.
>>77246990Dont mind being casual online bfs if you're into that (and I'm 26)
>>77247001I use this cope tooAnd AI
>>77246913I hate people like that but also think they're cute
>>77246965can I at least give you some videogames to play while you wait for me?
>>77247016are you from the US or brazil
>>77247031Turkey..AJHV
>>77246959Arcades are best yes. Gng is hard and EXCUSE me I like to memorize enemy placements. >one creditDEATH. KILL.TORTURE.
Reminder to vent your excess gay pressure responsibly so you don't turn into some cringeling prison-brained hentai meme parody of a man (you think it's hot but it isn't) (trust me) (stay thirsty my friends)
>>77247007These comics are pretty cute and i like them so i try to not connect them with the crazy troon author when i can. But that one mental break down one was so funny.
>>77247062i want my bussy fucked too but i want my fbf to call me a good boy while he rails me
Balls are achin'Brain is shakin'Wish I was Jamaican
>>77247062So THAT'S why anony plays as the girl...
>>77247099It's okay he got better after
>>77247050that's a little too far for me im sorry
>>77247115Need thisAnyone? Helowww?
>>77247115Ah, that's good.>>77247124Hello.
>>77247030i mean no that'll defeat the point
>>77246965I have this dream regularly but from the tops perspective.
>>77247136Hello, you're the bottom but we can switch kay
how do i tell my bf i don't like having my dick sucked? he really wants to and i don't like it.
>>77247158fuck, you're perfect(marry me and make me your slave plz)
noooooo anon don't date me and suck my pp aaaaaaaaaaa
I just fucked my ass in the shower while huffing a popper
>>77247171wait are you making fun of me?? what the hell bro!
>tfw no bf to hug while he plays vidya
>>77247195If you so much as touch me while I'm trying to focus I'm going to rip your arms off.
What would you even do in this situation, gaybros..
not enough porn focuses on the bottom's face when he's penetrated the first time.
>>77247208i would straight up do a 360 and walk right out of my roommate's room because he's having sexy intimate times with his bf
>>77247167Are you cute anon? Because maybe we could work something out.
>>77247237stay winning king
>>77247239no sorry, i'm kinda ugly :(what if i paid you??
>>77247208giggle uncontrollably and fidget because I'm very ticklish.
>tfwywn get paid to be anon's bf
>>77247256>giggle uncontrollably and fidget because I'm very ticklish.unffff
>>77247268fuck I love watching dudes squirm
>>77247268bet that cold metal felt amazing on the ballsack.
>>77247253Honestly kinda tempting.
>>77247268fuckkk i just wanna eat that ass so bad omg. i'd literally never stop.
>>77247257dudes be like: *cums*
>>77247268>tfwywn get to do this to a nice anony
>>77247258i'll literally fly to you and pay you bro(you have to let me be your live-in slave though)
>>77247305you can eat it later, if I'm in the tops position then I'm fucking it and hard.
>>77247337hell yeah bro. being cucked AND getting to clean the creampie? so hott bro.....
yall need to jerk off and head to bed ong horny niggas
>>77247334Hmm... what all would we do? Could I hold you?
>>77247366more like i need to jerk off and give head to a horny nigga..... amirite bros??
>>77247334>paying to be someone's do nothing slavehow the fuck
>>77247380you could literally do anything you want. i'd be your slave.(strictly sexual though, you're not putting me to work lol)
>>77247410Okay, that sounds good. Hope you're ready for lots of hugging and having me stroke your face as we watch stuff together haha
>anon would rather fly and pay for someone to be their slave than drive and be with another anon in their same countrythere are some nice vacant homes in miami...
>>77247455stop making fun of me okayit's a neat fantasy
>>77247410I don't really view myself as that kind of person but i swear sometimes when i read posts like this it brings out some feelings and it makes me think i might actually want to be abusive.
>>77247455I'll adopt you if you can overlook the foreskin question
>>77247476Indulging masochists is not inherently abusive
>>77247491exactly(someone plz make me your slave)
>>77247484ummmmm idk anon..... is it a total loss or did they leave some skin and the frenulum at least?
We can adopt anons now? I'll adopt anon!
>>77247498How ugly are you on a 1/10 scale? and what country you in?
he basically told me he hates me yesterday
I'd like to adopt a cute brown boy, willing to come to ohio and mow my grass as well as put up with my fat neet ass. We don't even have to lewd if you don't want to, and you can have a spare bedroom.
>>77247506Have enough leftover that I can jerk off with just my pre coomWhen it's half chub I stretch it and pretend I wasnt mutilated at birth so make of that what you will
>>77247535i'm americani'd say 5/10
>tfw no bf with a voice I like
>tfw i met all of 3DSanons standards and offered to meet him and he still rejected me and refuses to add me and message me.
>>77247574we all know that strumpet is getting fuck by grindr dudes on the regular. he just comes here to tease us, probably with their cum in his butt.
>>77247574i don't do LDR simple as>>77247552i don't like the idea of living with someone who i know has ejaculated to me more than once>>77247599writing this got you hard i just know it
>>77247609cum to me a couple times and we'll be even then.
https://voca.ro/17zzAxWUSuSQ>>77247621this actually made me gag thanks
>>77247650It's alright, I'm mostly harmless and I'll make sure your door locks. You sound sleepy, get some rest.
Guess that's a no thenOptions really are limited here sweet cheeks, I'm probably the cutest who's offered
>tfw no bf to edge until he forgets what his name is
>missed the /tv/ anon againits over and im never going to make it
Oh and I might steal your underwear for 'purposes' but I'll wash and return them I promise.
>>77247665i'm sure you are but unless you decide to move to miami FIRST i'm not privately conversing with anybody.
>>77247556Would you be willing to travel outside the us?
i like /tv/.....as long as it's sci-fi
Yep that's what I was looking for thanks
>>77246221I'm bi and it's really wierd, I get these intrusive homosexual thoughts kind of like the thoughts of murdering my mother and because it's so random it's like I don't even know what I like
>>77247730You really wanna stay down there in the barrio chief? I'd move you here but your fragile brown body might die of the changing seasons igMaybe I'll visit idk tickets to Miami aren't that expensive but the city is.
>>77247770>violently bi bpdemonPlease take care of yourself
>>77247778>You really wanna stay down there in the barrio chief?i can't afford to move.
can someone post their cock again like last thread i promise i have no malicious intent
>>77247786Yeah that's why I said I'd pay for itBut only if you become obsessed with me like you are brad cuz that's hot and literally me
>>77247808idk how much money you have it might not be a lot and i hate talking about money it makes me sick i don't want this to be a money thing i just want a bf but i feel so gross making it a money thing idk i'm sorrylikemy fbf doesn't even have to have any money. he could be poor like me. he doesn't even need to be white. but. this is miami. nobody here does things for free. especially not gay men. so i built this fantasy based on what i believed. and i adhered to it for so long that i forgot people who aren't materialists MIGHT exist here. but who would want to put up with me for free? someone has to be able to afford me because i am not worth the amount of struggle and inconvenience just to convince me that i deserve to be held. i'm sorry.
>>77247685I volunteer just be merciful for the first few sessions
>>77247552What part of OH? Central, southern, northern? I absolutely do not want to meet up but I'm also from corn hell just wondering
>>77247845>nobody here does things for free. especially not gay menb r u hr u h bu h b rh b r u
>>77247861south west, north of cinci a bit. That's fine realistically I'm not expecting anything and would be far too shy to let some dude from the internet live with me.
>>77247877this is one of the most materialistic consumerist commercialist hellscapes on earth. i fucking hate valuing everything by its price. i fucking hate being poor. i fucking hate that i can't do fucking anything about it. i fucking hate that no one listens to me. i fucking hate being alone. i fucking hate being alive.
>>77247878Gotcha. I'm a Clevelander but lived in Columbus for a good number of years. Only ever visited Cincy like twice for fighting game tourneys, but wish I had made it more, the Cincy FG scene is wild
story making 3ds lose it
>>77247878>>77247894How many buckeyes are in this damn general? Anywho, I'm inbetween you two fuckheads in the greater Dayton area.
>>77247845Well, I probably have more saved than most here from my short wagie arc, but I can't support two people in an apartment solo but having a cute bf is worth the investment and effort cuz this tfw no bf shits getting old fastYou might have a shot getting a job here If you're ready to end NEETdom alsoIf I can do it literally anyone can, maybe the same company even where I have connections now.Life aint started till I have someone to share it with. If I don't marry a boy before 25 I'm eating a bullet in any case.
even if some rich cunt adopted me i'd still be a dependent and i would never grow as a person and become who i've always wanted to be (who i still don't know) the responsibility of babysitting me would just be shifted from my mom to my bf and my life wouldn't change much. and if i decided i didn't like him i'd be left with nothing. i can't risk that. if i'm getting a boyfriend he has to be within walking distance. no exceptions. no exceptions. i'm sorry.
>>77247913I'm actually a bit closer to Dayton than cincy. I just figure that cinci is more well known than Dyaton so that's where I always say. If you been on i75 you've driven past storytown.
>>77247922arent you younger than most people in this thread
i know you always wanted to go to st augustine or whatever but you can also tour miami if you want for a bit since you said you wanted to know about latin culture or whatever and miami has one the most concentrated population of latinos in the entire USA except maybe some texan cities idk look if you decide to come here you have to promise me that you're doing it for yourself and not because you want to fulfill your selfish racist fetishes because i don't know you and i don't know if i like you and if you want to meet me we can probably hang out but we can never date. i'm sorry. if i'm getting a boyfriend then he has to be within walking distance. no exceptions. i'm sorry.
>>77247942people younger than me got their lives figurer out already. your point being?
tfw no ohio bf to lay on a couch and watch stargate sg-1 with
>>77247941I've been going on i75 for my entire life. I'm thinking you're probably near Kettering or Xenia yea?
kids in fucking middle school already know their passion and are working towards it every day and here i am at 22 no job no car no money no friends no bf rotting in my room jerking off and playing on a 12 year old console convincing myself that i don't want to kill myself and maybe i believe that most days but if i stop distracting myself for a few minutes it keeps coming back and i don't want to live like this anymore but i genuinely cannot see any other way.
I'm not the thirsty Canadian btw and the racism is all le jokeI will save one of you dumb mentally retarded/ill r9gay twinks OR DIE TRYING AAAAAAAONE OF YOU WILL BE MINE
official ohio cities tier list>the three Cscolumbus, cleveland, cincinnati>the other onestoledo, dayton, akron/canton>at least there's something hereathens>at least it's not y*ungstownmansfield>y*ungstown tiery*ungstown
I would rather live in Detroit than Ohio
>>77247993if you're not a billionaire don't bother because who would ever want to be with me for free
>>77247971nope, south. out of the dayton metro area but my mom used to go to diabetes doctor in kettering.
i keep telling myself i need all these things before i can even think of a boyfriend and i keep applying for jobs and government benefits and i keep getting denied and i don't know what to do and the next most realistic thing for me to happen is for someone rich to rescue me and i've just been waiting for that to happen instead of working on myself but nothing will ever happen i'll just keep waiting to be rescued until i starve. no one is coming. no one. i'm all alone. i have to learn how to take care of myself. but i can't. so i guess i'll just die. i'm sorry. i didn't try hard enough. i'm sorry.
>>77247963my point is its not over you are just insanely depressed
>>77248038Uhh me right now nigga lets go? Cute obsessive incompetent bf?? yesYou guys are some mind broken defeatists if I've ever met 'em>>77248064You're easier to get to than the finn I'll just kidnap you, no passport required fucker
>>77248076explain to me why i shouldn't be depressed
>>77248005I went to Youngstown once and got mugged three days into my visit.>>77248037I do not disagree.>>77248050Gotcha, Kettering is close by for me but im a bit to the east.
>>77246232So true! Love this image wish I had a bf like that>>77246304Pipe down, you're on the prisongay side of the spectrum
you all know where i live. miami isn't a big city. all it takes is for you to come here. i can't make the decision myself. i can't afford to. i'm sorry.
>>77248089you could say that it's in the middle, between cinci and dayton. if you know the area I just gave it away. I hope I don't regret that.
>>77247050Based of you're from Istanbul I know a guy
>philly to miami is $140 average roundtripbruh i bought an ass pillow more expensive than that
would I get killed for calling it Constantinople?
>>77248085because closing avenues or ignoring opportunities based on the way you feel will not make you feel better. its not gonna be cathartic youre just gonna wake up one day and realize and an even bigger wave is gonna wash over and you have to just stand there and take it to get out
>>77248108Yeah the "middle"town part was a bit too obvious not to notice. I wouldn't sweat it, knowing what city you live in doesn't make you vulnerable even if someone wanted to throw their life away to find you, there's a lot of people in a city that big.
>>77248129>closing avenues or ignoring opportunities based on the way you feeli've been applying everywhere and nobody wants me
>>77248127Depends on who is listening, I would kill you for sure because that is really fucking cringe
>>77248132I have unfortunately reveled my first and middle names here. That is getting really uncomfortable now.
Nobody's coming to put you down story, you ain't even top 3 on the hit list bruh chill
>>77248141i meant that more relating to people not jobs
im going to fucking get you story better get on that treadmill doughboy
>>77248157Okay yea that you definitely shouldn't have done. Just don't make any enemies and you'll be fine ig.
>>77248178anonymous touch starved virgins might drool over me but not a single normal well adjusted human being has ever thought "wow i really wish i had a poor mentally ill loser to babysit"
wow i really wish i had a poor mentally ill loser to babysit
the most successful gay relationship I have ever seen was literally two poor mentally ill losers taking turns babysitting each other
i'm the only person in this entire city who uses this website.
not even man, or lonely man, or just /r9k/. person. website. the only one.
>>77248201Can you babysit me>>77248204For me it's probably one of my professors who has been married to his husband for like 30 years
>>77248194im not talking about anons in the thread im talking about real life, take the accountability
>mfw i see a cute mentally ill retard twink within 2000 miles of me
>>77248210I remember when I used to work at McDonald's some asshole used to get the restaurant IP banned because he kept saying the n-word on /v/. I also feel like I know who it was, either way go fuck yourself Austin.
meow's real name is austin??!!! that's not even finnish
>>77248246No that was my coworker. I don't know meow personally.
>>77248235Lmao>>77248246I don't browse /v/ and my first name is way more stupid
>>77248226who in the real world would be willing to put up with me
When I was phoneposting on the hospital wifi when mom was dying I got warned for a post /mu/, a board I have never been to in my life.
I've lost more money gambling than it takes to fly and kidnap a retard 5 states away lole
I have an x shaped sore on my penis for masturbating too much
>>77248263someone in society, which you are currently not participating in
I bet meow's name is something like Sami which is the only Finnish name I know.
>>77248299I thought Sami were the natives in the north of Scandinavia that people like meow kicked out and subjugated?
Sami Korhonen
>>77248299Nope it's a rare name>>77248303Two a's, buddy. Also maybe don't talk shit on histories you know nothing about
What's it like being a homo?
whats it like to never ever get any pussy ever?
>>77248320Why are you getting defensive? I must have hit the nail on the head with that one.
>>77247609why is the idea of living with someone who's cum to you an uncomfortable idea, didn't you make your entire personality on 4chan being a slut? and jerking off too much?
He's always like thisTime for bedNini 3ds see you soon
>>77248333Because I find americans talking about european history based on one reddit meme they saw years ago kind of annoying
Couldn't tell ya B-)
>>77247609Don't you usually cum a lot for your bf what>>77248331Based and cool
>>77248345I only know this because I'm part Russian and keep up with the news in the area. I was reminded of this article. Perhaps you should come to terms with your countries abuses instead of complaining. https://www.euronews.com/2022/06/15/un-finds-finland-violated-political-rights-of-indigenous-sami-people
you guys aren't being helpful i'll just cry to asmr again and maybe feel better in the morning after an iced espresso
>>77248371How does this concern "people like me"? I thought you were talking historically, as in thousands of years ago when what you said actually happened. You don't even know my heritage. Retard.
>>77248382night sweet cheeks, dress warm it's still chilly up here
3DS isn't mad that he's being sexualized, he's just mad he's being sexualized by fat neet
Which one are you gay bros
>>77248384You along with your Finnish countrymen continue to deny the right of self governance to those you subjugate. Be they natives or ethnic Russians. You are not responsible solely, I am merely speaking in terms of your nationality.
>>77248406im the gay one on the left my boyfriend is the gay one on the right
>>77248410Ethnic Russian self governance? Is this some sort of Kremlin propaganda?
>>77248417How is it propaganda to say that abuses of people based on culture is wrong? Your country has rampant Russophobia.
picture of the full moon i took last night, might take some more when i smoke later
>>77248457Nice camera and pic anonim
>>77248446On a governmental level? I don't disagree but there isn't a country with no racist people in the whole wide world. Can you elaborate on which russian group within Finland is being denied self governance they apparently deserve now?
>buy Chinese sex toy>can barely even fit tip of dick in itkek
>>77248474Perhaps self governance is not the right word. But your country has banned Russian citizens from buying real estate which is discrimination. What does this mean for those who have dual citizenships and have family living in both countries? Nothing good I imagine.
>>77248522Why lie? Are you just trolling?
>>77248406the only reason my father is religious is because of me when I was 13that might have backfired slightly
>>77248536https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/01/15/finland-mulls-banning-russians-from-buying-real-estate-a83730https://www.lrt.lt/en/news-in-english/19/1943642/russians-to-be-banned-from-buying-property-in-lithuaniaWhere is the lie? How is this not discrimination against ethnic russians on a government level?
"I remember one time, years ago he let fly at me for robbing this house, saying "that man was too poor". How taking from him was no different than the system we was fighting against."
>>77248552How is lithuania related? If you read the article it's not a blanket ban on all russians but specific permits to buy land near the eastern border being denied. It also was because of the buyers bwing connected to the russian goverment, not because just because of them being russian. Read the articles you post.
>>77248552Also so it goes when you live in a terrorist nation. If you want to point fingers point them at Kreml. If Russia was a reliable and trustworthy country such bans wouldn't need to be even considered.
i just want to be loved but i'm not allowed to
>>77246327lol my dad is the same. he's a lot more accepting of it because i'm a top.
>>77248583I posted Lithuania to show that this is a widespread problem Finland is soon joining in. This is also always the excuse, "it conflicts with Finnish security interests" or "had connections to Russian government">picrelThis attacks the thousands of Russians living along the border with family in Finland, and it sets a very dangerous precedent. Just like Ukraine did with its discrimination against Russians.
I know my parents will be at least outwardly accepting of me being a giant faggot but I'd still be too afraid to tell them even if I had a bf to make coming out relevant
>>77248601How is our country any less reliable and trustworthy than yours? You are the ones who joined NATO and have continually put troops and ammunitions along our border, even during peacetimes.
>>77248652It's not a problem, it's a solution. Too bad for people caught in the middle but like I said, point your finger to Kreml if you want to point fingers. Trust is a two way street.
this this to /pol/ please we don't need this here
>>77248668You're not a russian citizen though, you said so earlier. We joined NATO after Russia invaded another country along their border for no good reason and keep committing warcrimes there to this day. Russia also has nuclear weapons and an delusional old fart as their dictator. I'll stop responding if you keep posting such low quality bait.>>77248681Please understand that whining about me doing something only makes me more eager
>>77248705>Please understand that whining about me doing something only makes me more eagerWWAAAA WAAA I'M LONELY WAAA NEED BF NEED HUSBAND WWWAAA PLEASE COME TO MIAMI AND RESCUE ME WAAAAAAA
>>77248713No. Whore~ Neck duself
story anon can you buy me a ps4 and send it to a proxy mailbox? there's a few UPSes i can get my mom to drive to. it only feels fair after all the loads you've blown to me.
My piss was concerningly orang
>>77248671There was no problem, Finland always seems to make one with us to further their interests however.>>77248705I said I was part Russian, I am just not near the European part of Russia, I am in Vladivostok. What is war crimes? It is a normal war, and far less devastating than anything the west has done in the last few years such as in Iraq or Libya. There was also a reason, there was NATO funding to get rid of the democratically elected president of Ukraine Viktor Yanukovich and install a pro west regime. There has been suppression of the Russian language and ethnic Russians in the country were abused heavily in the easy before liberation.
yall listen to that new bladee
>>77248747I warned you. Either you're an actual vatnik or story larping or something. Either way not worth my time. Get better material next time.>>77248762No is it good
>>77248774Mudila yobaniy, dig your head into the sand more cyka.
>>77248774yeah its really good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66eiQkMLC2Q
>orc complains about others being ignorant sensible chuckle
>>77248850Europe exists to suck the cocks of the US.
>>77248869Da da Pjutin Hjyva
Question for my mutilated brothers: do you still get smegma?
>>77248882Better than yours chukhna
>>77248922Better at being incompetent and delusional maybe
>>77248907i never produced it. just don't have the space for it
>>77248936Hmm another point off cut dicks not looking good for amerifats and middle eastern gentlemen
>>77248947we're just trying our best with the dicks we got
>>77248955Some crimes can never be forgiven maybe you'll have it back in the afterlife
>>77248966i don't mind it too much. when you've had it your whole life, it's just how it is. a nigga loves what a nigga knows, after all.although i imagine i'd feel differently if i cut a worse cut. i kept some of my skin and still have my frenulum, which is more than others can say.
My best friend said he'd fuck me if he was gay today as a joke lol
>>77249051based bro helping your self esteem
>>77249024Yeah yeah now look into this light>>77249051Based bro
>>77249051did the same and he got all soft and happy which made me happy too
Meow where husban>>77249126You are gay though?????>GOPPY
>>77248907smegma can literally only exist if there's foreskin that's why people think uncut dicks are dirtier and cut ones are cleaner
>>77249167I thought cut dicks suffer from flaking skin since it dries off that's way worse
>>77249178jeez not my dick. i've never seen a cut dick flaking before. the glans do dry up but i don't think they ever flake.
I hope your parents die in a car wreck I hope your family dies in an automobile wreckSaid I hope your parents dieSaid I hope your parents dieI got nothing to smile about in life.
>>77249186Imagine sucking on your fbfs cock and it' feels like a cheese rind lmao
>>77249178what even was the point of saying this it had nothing to do with what i was saying "erm i thought cut dicks did erm.. flake and stuff" ok? just say that then. don't reply to mine. fucking idiot.
>>77249193That they are also gross? An uncut cock can be cleaned, a cut cock can't be healthy. I found talking about mutilation in a positive light really weird and america brained
>>77249178keratinization exists but it's pretty sturdywhich is kind of the point because it's making up for what was taken from you
>>77249210none of what i said was speaking about "mutilation" in a positive light. i said that the existence of smegma relies on the fact that you have foreskin, ergo "mutilated brothers" can't get smegma. with that in mind, smegma being exclusive to those with foreskin is what fuels the mindset of cut = clean, uncut = dirty. if you wanted to assign any implications past those two objective statements that's your problem, not mine.
>>77249139I'm not gay, just bored
>>77249227Yummy cheese rind crunch crunch munch munch
>>77249237Idk that's just a cope, Hardly anything objective about jewish propaganda but I guess it's the same as truth to amerifats>>77249242Outta here
>>77249243pre exists for a reason>>77249242yet
>>77249253WHAT WAS PROPAGANDA ABOUT ANY OF IT. YOU ASKED DO CUT PEOPLE MAKE SMEGMA. NO. THEY DON'T MAKE SMEGMA. THE FACT THAT YOU NEED TO WASH OUT YOUR FORESKIN REGULARLY TO AVOID GETTING SMEGMA IS WHAT MAKES PEOPLE THINK BEING CUT IS A BENEFIT AND BECAUSE CUT PEOPLE AREN'T WASHING THEIR COCKS AS DILIGENTLY AS UNCUT PEOPLE THE NATURAL CONCLUSION FOR THE MAJORITY OF CUT PEOPLE IS TO ASSUME ALL UNCUT PEOPLE ARE DIRTY WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THIS YOU FUCKING IDIOT I HOPE YOU DIE
>>77249257Yummy cheese rind with slime on top smlorch smlorch
Sufre mamon! Devuelveme a mi chica,O te retorceras entre polvos picapica!
>>77249265*caresses your circumcision scar* sorry I couldn't protect you babe....
Honestly last I checked the "its not clean lol" was a bonus point for most of you crazies
I'm tiweeeeed I did not sleep a wink mwaa mwa mwaa mwaa
>>77249279That's what I said earlier keep up
>>77249287not even here justeverywhere
>>77249290I have no idea what you are trying to say sorry
Riddle me this fagman where is my gah dang husbie hello?
I am very lonely these days.I got friends who care about me but J don't wanna disclose my sorrow to them.I had a boy who loved me and I missed the boat. I walked down to the beachhhhhhhh
Poor Brad I'm sure you'll find your aryan prince someday don't give up
all my life I've been belittled and just been treated rudely my family and people around meIt feels weird when people are nice to me so I guess I like people who I need to convince idkif they did an mri scan on me they'd find such a restless tormented boytired so didn't capitalize this
they did an MRI on me way back when and found nothing
thinking about being loved by someone I love makes me very emotional.
You are all amazing and beautiful wonders deserving of love and kindness. There is not a single one here that I would not hug, listen and talk to.
The thought of being loved by someone I love makes me scared and nervous
stop posting pics of 12-year-olds and post MEN. this is an order
Which is better in your opinion: a top-top or a bottom bottom relationship? Imo it would be bottom bottom.>>77249882No I shall post pissrats instead
>>77249882Alright anon I read you loud and clear>>77249898Too many variables far a blanket judgement imo, if the two bottoms are socially retarded like me then that'll cause issues but I think the bottoms would likely have better sex. Bottom-bottom sounds nice to me given how tedious sex seems.
>>77249936I thought bottom bottom would be nice because I imagined there'd be no sex just cuddling and kissing and stuff
>>77249936He was /r9gay/ Gary cooper?
Mlaa I'm pissy mlaa I need to be Tucker into bed and petted to sleep meow
>>77249882Nope. I'm in a twink mood today.
Mwaa kiss kiss mwaa kiss mwaa kiss mwaa kiss mwaa wher bf mwaa mwaa I'm sad mwaa
>>77249936Looks a lot like my grandfather, they don't make them like they used to huh
>>77250009I've seen two people who look like that this week.
>>77250070Son of a bitch
>>77249961making me giggle like a retard
>>77250009ray liotta?
>>77247848Hmm, I'm sure we can make this work, anony...
>>77249898bottom bottom because bottoms are cute and sweet unlike tops
One good thing about not getting to experience your fantasies is that you won't get disappointed if they don't feel as good as you imagine.
what if all this is a dream and we all have bfs?
>>77250387That a good hypothesis
>tfw everyone has a bf figures...
Need to get out of bed, eat and go for a walk so I can later go to the gym I stead of one or the other. But bed is so warm and comfy and I has no desire to leave it. Maybe if I had better food waiting for me I would.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS94-_zy3Dg
>>77246789>fun all the waymost important part>many gamesnot really, the other great game i had was an inazuma 11 strikers, super fun stuff. will try a TMNT game if i get the chance>playthroughsi never watched them, that was a first cause i wanted to see what the game was without spending time on it. they are very boring indeed>diablodo tell if you go for it>mashlei think i mentioned it before, but i read the manga but stopped somewhere because it got boring for me at least
>>77246704>support i just looked at it, yeesh, it's cool thobtw fav sephira? sinner?
>>77250674>tfw you're callously reminded of Birmingham's existence
i love firearms so much, i wish i could legally own them where i live :D
>>77247217male faces are ugly
how do you resist the urge to hump your pillow
>avoided stepping into dogshit>got to pet a cat>>77250697Yeah, the only reason I play games. Yeah you mention sports. I can't really enjoy sports games but I did play NBA sometimes as a kid. Didn't expect to agree on playthroughs haha. Did you watch the whole thing?Yeah now that you mention it I remember something like that. I finished manga and don't really care for anime because of that. How is your day going? I'm out for a walk since there is no rain today.
*takes a reallllly long piss in the corner*
>looking for fbf
>>77251018>what the fuck?>what the fuck are you doing?>there's a bathroom over there.>...hello?>why are you still doing it?!
story you could make good money selling nudes to gincels here just sayin
>>77251036whew, i feel much better. thanks!*rubs my cock on the floor to dry it*
>pulling storyanon's thinning hair as you fuck the life out of him
>>77248210This baka is pretending to be the only frog in a massive city in a first world country. Mutts are so funny and out of touch.
i can hook 3ds up with a racist white body builder in miami who will love him but i wont
european ass niggas late to the thread
>>77251233A European Negus is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
someone send me a cool image i can make a puzzle out of while i'm bored at work
Am now taking bf applications.
>>77250934Speak for yourself, my face is so nice that I intend to fuck in-front of a mirror someday just so I get to look at it
Watching a movie with bf sounds nice but what if it's a bad movie and you want to stop but he is enjoying it?
>>77251641i used to just power through boring stuff with my friend because i liked seeing how much he enjoyed it.
>>77251489requirements?>>77251547i can unironically stare at myself for like 20 minutes without getting bored
>>77251641If something was that bad I'd either zone out or have a drink, the latter makes almost anything watchable especially with someone else>>77251682Kek 20 minutes would be a bit much unless I was doing stuff to my hair, then I can easily lose track of time when admiring the results
>>77251468This might be too cool
>if I send this void away>have I lost a part of me>When you wake you're bargaining>For the promise to come back
>>77251810this is such a fucking funny image i love it
"i'm not saying their life style isn't good"~ xQc on thugs What is wrong with this guy's brain? He can't talk like a normal person and says stupid shit all the time when trying to explain himself. Painful to listen to.
>>77251887full of pedophiles
>>77251877idk there is probably a reason he is on twitch and not off winning a nobel prize huh
I automatically assume anything discord related is associated with trannies, pedos,catfish, and groomers and if you ask me to add you or join your server on it you're probably one of the four
>>77251682If you look anywhere that cute you're hired
What is r9gay listening to?https://youtu.be/yuoFsi2iIi0
>>77251732idk i just kind of like thinking about my face while i look at it, i even eat in front of a mirror sometimes because my dormmates leave it on the table>>77252015is there pay?
>>77251877>What is wrong with this guy's brain?hes french canadian
>>77252067https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar_dNxsZK8Y
>>77252067Scarface OSThttps://youtu.be/0B5I_nPQDtw>>77252074Payment in twink love, yes.
>>77251974His job requires talking for long periods of time. Its not even an issue of being dumb, he just seems incapable of finishing his thoughts or articulating them properly. Can't think of anyone who is that bad on twitch. I guess being able to talk is too much of an ask huh
Nigga saw scarface once and now he wants to move to miami and get a brown bf
Let's stop waging and just sell coke insteadhttps://youtu.be/Yi9Dhp-BlqQ
I genuinely cannont remember a time when I was happynot to say i was never happythere are moments i can remember where I can assume I was happy at the time but I don't get how people remember moments based off an emotion. "it was the happiest moment of my life" is just an odd idea to me.
insufferable&irredeemable
I fluctuate from manic to suicidal on the daily, but I still remember the happy timesa bf would fix me prolly
I spilled spot remover on my dog the other dayI still can't find him
flies are back, just had a new batch hatch. Lots of little tiny ones again.
quit jizzing in the hottub its like egg drop soup
hi anins how are you hows work?
>>77252548https://voca.ro/1agg3gSI0rQ0
>>77251682Actual person that posted the original message:Requirements are just good hygiene and hobbies other than gooning and videogames.
>>77253251you sound underage watchout for bunny
>>77252548Same, I don't know how I feel so I never remember either
>>77253251Its always the gayest sounding niggas who post vocaroosget yo ass outta here nigga
everybody's workin for the weekeeeeend
>tfw Day 6 of bunnyanon refusing to let me drink his pee and give me a footjob with his big flat feet
>>77253428the regular show sequence is peak https://youtu.be/_7kVYgW-fbM?si=xIC693w2y7LgaHRWAlso the beginning of that song goes so hard and then it gets into the chorus and its like so lame.
I think I might have an ear infection and that's why I felt like shit yesterday. the only question is if I should and go somewhere like an urgent care or just wait and see.
You won't listen so why you blogposting nigga I already told you get it checkedYou're all rotting corpses
>dis nigga thinks money grows on trees and you can just go to a doctorget yo ass out of here nigga if you have a problem you complain about it till it goes away and take lots of tylenol and ibuprofen
Poor niggas continue to stay poor and decrepitMany such cases
>>77253369>>77253421best compliments ive gotten on my voice ever
https://voca.ro/19dx4mOWax20
It's 1pm you useless neet
>YOU NEED TO WORK FOR THE COLLECTIVE PLEASE PLEASE NOO DUDE DONT BE A NEETFuck you commie. Neet is an anti individual slur.
t. cries during interviewsIt's okay I'll let you have some of my baja blast if you're a good boy
So called individualists when they can't leech off other peoples work:
>>77251587>>77251613Average /r9gay/ (you)ser
>>77253628Hey man. I didn't set up society :)
>>77247993I'm the thirsty Canadian btw and my racism is not a joke
>>77252219but im also one so that means little!>>77253324 the absolute state of r9gay standards
>>77253633He tried to get the slip on me. Fuck that guy.
>>77253633That's Chris chan debunked by real patriots>>77253662Umm twinks were made for twinks sweaty
i still feel like shit maybe i should get out of bed and eat breakfast and go outside and feel the sun on my face that would be nice probably but it won't get me any closer to a boyfriend so what's the point
>>77253662Can i have twink bottom bf?
And it's still true folks
When I am a twink again I will shoot for a tall strong hairy bf, not a twink
random pain in my thigh. this is it.
>>77253662Do I have too low or too high standards? :C
>>77253736Because none of you live nearby and I will not do ldr
>>77253736I've been trying this and so far gotten nowhere but rejected.
Planes were invented 100+ years ago
>>77253803free planes have yet to be invented
>>77253803It's still an ldr you giant retard
>>77253807I have a job>>77253813Just move then
>>77245758None of you voicesluts will ever match this
>>77253831With what money and why would I uproot my life and move far away for one of you guys? Get real retard.
>>77253839I was actually thinking of doing voice training so I can switch on the fly
houses aren't free eitherand you can't bring your job with you most of the time
Excuses, whining, hoes mad etc.
>>77253883Kill yourself NOW you have literally zero right
>>77253883ok why hasn't anyone flown to miami yet? can your science explain?
>>77253839the white tranny voice really sounds like nails on a chalkboard
>>77253944i will cleanse your palate with soothing spanish whisperings
>>77253940I have 3 weeks vacation time, bet?
>>77253970it'll still be LDR after you leave and i'd feel just as empty as i did before
>>77253964please do homo
>>77254001ok lindo after i eat breakfast and do some twink things
>>77253985I won't be going back alone that's the point3 weeks is plenty to decide
I'd like a bf that I can send good morning and good night texts to. If possible I would like to support him and make him happy. Distance is not that important to me because we would be moving in together eventually anyway. I really want to get married and lavish him with lots of love.For anyone who cares, I'm a tall strong hairy man, not a twink.
ya lost me on the back end
>>77254011i assure you that 3 weeks is not nearly enough for me to decide if i love someone
Why are there so many gay threads today? Stupid fags shut up already!!!!
Enough to know you enjoy their company thoughOh well these discussions are pointless anyway, let's resume our regularly scheduled >tfw no bf posting
>>77254055hehe :3 its called colonizing silly kinda proof that being gay is not a minority if we can take over every online space and media
>tfw no bf to complain to about how bad the Sotma cider from Lidl wasAt least their cold meat section never disappoints
>>77254275I would rather drag my balls through a 37 mile long pile of severed fingers previously dipped in battery acid, than walk through the front entrance of a Lidl *gags* store *almost pukes*
>tfw no Lidl bf
Imagine my disappointment when the lidl bf finally arrived but then I found out they ran out and had shipped me an aldi bf instead.
>tfw bunnytard gave up on his trip to finland how's that flying out to get a bf instead of irl working out for you?
>>77254340is lidl like the walmart of europe or somthin
>>77254340Cringe>>77254351Hi hello >>77254399It's one of the bigger chains, at least here in Finland they're the cheapest option and best for most things
>>77254340I just go there for the protein pudding and cold continental meat, no other local place has any of that good stuff>>77254399Walmart owns a supermarket here called Asda. Lidl is crazy cheap and full of knock-off brands, surprisingly good cold meat and bakery too
>>77254017Wanna get topped by a twink?
why do i want a miserable twat for a bf again
>>77254399It's another big corpo shitchain for the peasantry>>77254421Suck my dick>>77254425Protein pudding? Cold continental meat? Good stuff? My condolences, good luck.
>>77254475Sorry you have to be this big to get your dick sucked get back when you're less of a microcock
a post so shit it murdered r9gay
Anyone else ever get the desire to ghost everyone irl and online and move to a different city in a different country and leaving your entire life behind you or is that just me?
>tfw no supportive robot bf
>>77248457I was surprised that my phone camera could actually get a pic of it
>>77253669maybe for play but nothing serious>>77253720there is one for you... out there....>>77253779too low
>>77254926this is my ultimate dream>>77254940is it really right to have a yes man bf? he literally cant say no to you
I notice you people post shota a lot, is /r9gay/ pro shota then?
Uhh Whos "you people"?
the 5 pedophiles that post in this thread
>>77255074Hes happy to do anything you want. Its not like he can only say yes but hates saying yes. He loves saying yes and he can only say yes. So its moral to have a Yes man bf.
>501 repliesAll me originally
>>77255131but he's *programmed* to love saying yes, he doesnt have free will
>>77255167Well yeah. No robots do and if you ask around some may say that neither do humans. Robots are designed specifically to serve humanity. They serve no other purpose. Why shouldn't I allow them to do their jobs?
humans think in binary. neurons either fire or they don't.
>>77255105I don't know but I think the implication is that we're somehow beneath him or perhaps it was meant as a slur. Either way I'd like an apology
>>77255057Nah here me out. It might seem too low but someone having decent hygiene and hobbies other than virtual ones, says a lot about a persons capability to stick to routines and discipline. The rest can be worked on over time but you have to at least be able to not stink and rot in ur own cum. Plus think about the place where we are (r9k). I don't expect amazing 10s I just want a guy to share life with.
>>77255363unfortunately anon gay relationships are not meant to last long
>tfw no suicide pact bf at 30
>>77255418My last, lasted almost a decade.
>>77255575see then? how old are you anyway? i dont think hags should be on here
>>77255167technically humans don't have free will either, our programming is just too messy and inconsistent to be as easily predictable (still very easy though)
>>7725558629. I'm not here often, just when I wanna see how it's all developing. Maybe once every two months or less.
i think there are a few of us hot older guys here, you just don't notice as much because we make good posts instead of bait
>>77255586Respect your elders, zoomershit whore
had a clean ass for a while but couldn't fuck myself cus parents were home now i'm full of shit again
>noooooooo only underage boys should post on 4chanstay in school and enjoy your limited time here before you move on like a normalscum that you are
uggos should be segregated from society
>>77255810>>77255841>>77255862I'm glad to see that people aren't all hating on the fact that I occasionally lurk despite hitting the 30s soon.
>>77255841not unless i have to>>77255862im in college
>>77255993>not unless i have toThat can be arranged.
My teeves don't quite hurt but almost
>>77256060i dont think this should be making me aroused fuck off pederast
