SO I WAS SITTING ON SKULL ISLAND>WHAT?AND I SAYS TO MYSELF, STONE COLD>WHAT?WHY IS /ASP/ LED BY NASHPOSTERS?>WHAT?BY BRAPCHADS?>WHAT?BY NO GOOD, LOUSY AEWTISTS?>WHAT?AND I GETS AN IDEA>WHAT?I SAID I GET AN IDEA>WHAT?AND IF YOU THINK THAT WE SHOULD MAKE THIS A FUCKING KAIJU THREAD, THEN GIMMIE A HELL YEAH!
SPEAR SPEAR
The Roman Reigns of Kaiju
>>7458513GODZILLA IS GONNA BREATH IN REAL SLOW, BLAZE THAT SUMBITCH WHITE HOT AND NUKE THAT DOLLAR STORE - NO! - SALVATION ARMY - NO! - STOLEN FROM A FREEZING HOBO RUBBER SUIT'S CANDY ASS!
>>7443465Godzilla vs Kong comes out next year and you can bet your ass they'll be exactly the same height
>>7459693they will absolutely mention this
>>7459691You mean when he made a brief, passing remark that he didn't even think about, got a huge pop, and subsequently worked Cody into living in his head so rent free he had to spend thousands of dollars on fake throne to destroy?
>>7459713That’s literally not how it happened, but whatever helps ya sleep at night, lil fella.
>>7459689Not their fault you're not in the loop
>>7459680yes and it will be better than the hall of fame onelooking forward to meltzer's spergout
>No Kenny>It has been mediocreApologize
>>7459427Yeah, without Kenny doing le epic 5 stars match and over working so everyone else had to work at that level or disappoint the crowd, the guys can now work proper narrative matches at an increasing pace to tell the story of a tournament and not the story of>here are all of the moves, I am dying right now and I don't have to but I need Dave Meltzer to say I am the best and all he likes is athleticsIt's pretty great getting to see guys work logically instead of killing themselves to impress ADHD spotfest marks.
>>7459427Last year was mediocre too.
>>7459681Ospreay is getting all those stars instead,not saying that he doesn't deserve them but its the truth.
>>7459697But he is working slower and more deliberate, doing the Okada thing where he does all the moves in the last 3 minutes or whatever instead of running around doing spots for 20 minutes.
Both me and BIG dick Dave have enjoyed this years more. not everything has to be a njpw epic. 12-15 minute sprints are great
>>7457632They won't even break 3 million
>>7457632Way under. They will be extremely lucky to get 3 million.
What is the appeal for this reunion show? It will be just Hulk and Stone Cold and the rock saying their catch phrases and fucking off? None will wrestle. Who gives a fuck?
>>7457632Are we talking the price of the curtain or the number of tarps?
>>7457632Hogan doesn't draw under 5 brother
It’s a level of seethe I’ve never seen before.
>>7457110OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>7457364kek
>>7456971Bump
>>7457110Oh my
>>7457110KWAB
>>7458570Women don't have souls.
>>7458826this, there is a gaping bottomless void when you look into mandy's dead eyes. a chasm of nothing.
>>7458826Good. All women should be like this
>it’s another /asp/ pretends they’re uber chads that can get any woman they want when in reality they can’t even get a woman that looks even close to Mandy
>>7457415DIAMONDS at the thought
>>7459570I would win a midcard belt and refuse to even touch it because it's beneath me, so a ref or stagehand would follow me around all the time trying to make me take the title but I would just ignore them and try to beat up the ring announcer when he said I was the IC champion or whatever.
>>7459603Bjt why would you even waste your time winning the belt then?
>>7459570I liked the way that Austin and Rock dragged the belt around.
>>7459608Face GM wouldn't let me challenge for the real title unless "I climbed the ranks" so I cheat my way to the top.
*kills her unborn child**kills the ratings**kills the company*
>>7459625America will have militarized the border and coasts by then. Subhumans will all be in concentration camps by 2030.
>>7459625That's an extremely ambitious estimation to be mindlessly parroting
>>7459109Can't wait for her to kill Seth
>>7459445So isn't that a good thing? or do you want more?
>>7459649>mindlessly parrotingTell me how you know more than the United Nations Department of Economic and Social Affairs anon.
>why yes I do watch AEW. How did you know?
>>7459619mmmmmmmmmm would want to mess with them
>>7459323Charly looking good
>>7459323I recognize that bulge
I'd let Bailey Jay absolutely have her way with me
>>7459727EhhI’m a Jessie Dubai man myself
I miss her bros =(
>>7457384Man, if she just stopped bleaching her hair and got rid of those awful bell bottoms...
>>7457380>we'll get to see her in porn insteadsounds alright with me
>>7457384FEETYUM
>>7456840https://www.reddit.com/r/WrestleWithThePlot/comments/cg6ll9/thickie_james/What interesting timing. So did one of you see this on your homesite and decide to make a thread here or did someone see it here then rushed to reddit to get some precious karma?
>>7456840She looked great on this pic. I guess she and Ivory had the best body on the company
The road to Summer Slam editionBecky's best match: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2qwjo3Becky getting stretched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd_MXBdqmgA Working out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktrX3XALG_Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ43v9_Oi88 Twitter: https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWEInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/beckylynchwwe/Previous thread: >>7336592
>>7458769Hopefully stone cold because I want to see the autistic rage here when it happens
>>7458769Whatever women are there, I'm sure
>>7457890Does Rollins lick those pits?
>>7459592No
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>>7458056Isn't this based on him liking a pic of hers? LOL There were people claiming she was dating No Way Jose because they took a pic together. Idiots.
>>7459498Doesn't half this board based stuff on shit like that?
>>7459519Pretty much. But her responding to it says they aren't.
>bell rings>heel steps back outside the ring onto the apron>face complains and walks over>heel jumps off the apron >face pursues them ouside>heel gets back in the ring first>face pursues but gets kicked in the head>heel drags them through the ropes>starts punishing them in the corner >ref counts to 4>face has a little comeback>heel counters into an irish whip>face bounces off the ropes>heel tries a clothesline>face bounces off the other ropeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>7459313ding-dong diddly
I didn't know tonight's Raw was pre-taped. Where did you get these spoilers, OP?
OH NO NO NO NO NOIt's over Gay Bros
>>7457653lol extra big ass CRINGEnigga gonna regret that one
>>7457861Oh he’s in LOVE love
>>7457653>Work gays into thinking you're one of them and giving you a bunch of their money>Go to Saudi Arabia and get a phat paycheck from gay bashing monarchy>Get married to a girlIs Finn the last true worker of this business? Kenny was pulling a similar scam, but I don't see him cashing out this hard.
Yikes
>>7459467Based Finn! Playing mental plays with the LGBT mental illness.
Watch New Japan. PC culture can’t touch us.
>>7458330I wish Yujiro I wish he would bring more jav idols as he used to do.
>>7458501she doesn't though, you getting worked by the arched back meme didn't suddenly give her one
>>7458441why would they put the name of the people accompanying wrestlers in the schedules, that's stupid lol
>>7458330Neither can dimes.
>>7459671But we aren't talking about WWMeme here
