What do you think of squirrels?
I like em. I throw raw peanuts outside for them. I like their antics.
They're jerks. One of them tries to throw acorns at me and even tried to drop my dog's tennis ball on my head. I miss the stray cat that used to lurk around and slaughter the shit out of them.
>>4774773What are you doing to the squirrels to make them hate you? Are you abusing them?
>>4774767Gray squirrels I killRed squirrels I likeSquirrels that don't live around me... don't care
>>4774767NIGGA THIS IS NUTS
they scare away deer that i'm trying to shoot
>>4774797I don't think they hate me, they're just trolls.
I hate chipmunks; they nibbled the headlight wires in my last car, and I can hear them in tge garage walls.
>>4774767I love 'em. Theyre cute, and its funny when they do that barking noise.
>>4774910That barking noise is them trying to intimidate you. Precious little beans.
>>4774812They throw nuts at me too, I don’t think it’s on purpose, I think they are just retarded littering fools.
>>4774773>rock up on an innocent squirrel>it drops the food it needed to hold>"Omg squirrels hate me"
>>4774933How should I intimidate them back? I can’t let disrespect like that slide
>>4774996It makes the loud chatter noises when it does it. He's a dick.
They like me for some reason so I like them back. :3
>>4774767edible
nigga I think they're nuts
>>4774767They always make angry tooth clicking sounds at me :(
One of them that lived in my backyard used to piss on the trash can to mark his territory. Like, whatever dude you can claim the trashcan. I miss that scrappy little bitch.
>>4775392Usually http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4489792.stm
>>4774808HOOD OOS CUNT
>>477503220 caliber air rifle usually works for me
I started tossing peanuts at one of them that would sit under my window and pseudo-tamed him.I made a hobby out of bouncing them off his stupid little head now, he doesn't even react to it anymore, he just dutifully runs to wherever it ricocheted to and eats it while I line up another shot.
I like squirrelssouthwest has a lot of different species but I think the fox squirrels in the southeast are the coolest
>>4774767Tasty when wrapped in bacon and grilled.
>>4775712they are not for eating they are for respecting and rubbing
>>4774767They are the niggers of the rodents.
>>4774835>american houses have hollow walls
>>4774767ayo redboi, where da peanuts at??
>>4776083GOOBAS