Discuss anything related to the bulldog/frenchie/american bully mixes, also known as exotic/toadline bullies, and its associated culture here.
Toadlining is the answer to the shitbull question.
are j*nnies deleting all toadline threads now?
>>4770661looks like it
They are regressing into subspecies.
>>4770661Why do so? We aren't breaking any rules or causing any trouble.
>>4770795only schizoposting is allowed according to them
>>4770790Name? Stud fee?
>>4770802Toadposters are truly the most oppressed group
>>4770820I tried reverse searching the image but it only gave me pugs
>>4770661Damn I didn’t realize before. The end of the toad is upon us
>>4771067Do not be demoralized brother, the seem will continue
>>4770661Scary time to be alive.They probably saw the OP's pic and the first post replying with "Eugenics" and assumed it was a stealth /pol/ thread by mistake...well...at least I assume that this was all a mistake...
I wonder how the improved toadline family tree being by that one anon is going
Love these li'l guys like you wouldn't believe
We need a dopelineMETH X PERC202X LUCY 3X TRANQ
We need to go back.
>>4771147The dopeline would be a toadline branch that involves getting the dogs extremely fucking high before breeding, do this for a couple generations until their blood gets you high
>>4770661they're part of the skeem
>>4771074considering the amount of shit threads that are actual bait or bot threads that live for ages on this board, i doubt. hope this janny slips on some street fecal matter and hits his head so hard they put him on a boat to float downriver.
>>4770661I was wondering about that.I didn't get a ban nor a warning for the last Toadline thread I made. If I broke any rules with the last thread it was not explained to me.Could be a rouge janny just getting mad about either the existence of the dogs or mistaking us for Pitbull enthusiasts?
Anyways, got more of the family tree put together.I have the inbreeding coefficient estimates in excel and will add them after the chart is done. Funny enough your average toadline isn't really as inbred as you would think for at least the first 3 generations, at least not that much more when compared to Gottiline.Gottilines averaged around (45% to 60%)Early Toadlines averaged around (55% to 68%)It was not until breeders became way more accepting of just breeding siblings and parent to siblings that some of these Toadlines started getting extremely bad. Most of the Gottilines had their inbreeding done through first, second, and third cousins.After recalculating up to ET, ET has an inbreeding coefficient of roughly 90.08%. Which is probably going to be the highest for any dog until I get to Doughboy.
>>4771207This ain't a family tree, this is a family tube map!
>>4771213>family snakes and ladders
>>4771207>Juan Gotti begat Blue Rhino, Doja DNA-P, King Henry, and Black Pearl Star>Blue Rhino and Doja DNA-P begat Blackace>King Henry and Black Pearl Star begat Godzukee>Blackace and Godzukee begat Romeo DNA-PNo fucking way So waitBlue Rhino is 50% Juan GottiBlack Ace is still 50% Juan GottiGodzukee is also 50% Juan GottiSo Romeo DNA-P manages to be the great-grandchild of Juan Gotti while being 50% Juan Gotti because all his four grandparents are literally brothers and sistersWhat kind of freak show is this
>>4771204Janice disappeard two of my dough buy threads, this is my third. No bans or watnings.
>>4771207What the fuck is that tree even
>>4770661the jannies are tranny archons trying to prevent us aryans from unlocking our therapsid souls via transmutation of pitbulls. don't worry brother, the skeem will be seen out.
>>4770820No idea on name and price, but knowing backyard breeders. He is probably named foreskin in all caps.
>>4771207The more you look at it the more horrifying it becomes. Just look at Mr Miagi's lineage alone.
>>4770632>>4770855>>4771067>>4771153>>4771204>>4771243>>4771253>The SKEEM has fallen>Billions must be SMASHED and SLAMMED
>>4771201>>4771253jej
>>4771153I‘m waiting for a toadline enthusiast to name their creation ‚Dimetrodon‘, or let‘s say in nog jargon, Dime-o Tru Don.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG6RWR3EW-0These guys make buying a dog look like a big drug deal.
>>4771540>got some of that high quality white stuff, fresh or frozen
>>4771540now I want rapper who raps about how he used to sell mr miagi dna on the corner
>>4771250Miring that time code.
>>4770547I remember when this "meme" wasn't a meme and it wasn't tainted by normalfags, toadline used to be kino now it's trash
>>4770547
>>4771578this just reminds me that AI generated toads are almost indistinguishable from the real thing because of how many variations you have on the basic toad morphology.
>>4771583That is a photoshop not ai.
>>4771585i know, the same principle sort of applies though. suspension of disbelief is a given once you have enough toad exposure. at a certain point you just accept things that would once be unthinkable as mundane. it's the power of a 0.98 coefficient of inbreeding.
>>4771578of thot angle
>>4771207Nice job king
>>4771207Amazing
>>4771343Lower left corner looks incredibly inbred physically, E.T and ancestor
>>4770547https://youtu.be/TW7tmzz06vY?si=TWyLdSj6HW0Cubyd
>>4771704Kek
>>4771207I’m literally fucking speechless right now. Like I always just assumed they were mixing Frenchie in there but I’ll be damned. These retards literally bottlenecked genetics so hard they made a god damn circle out of a genetic line in a rabid pursuit of devolution. This is a literal crime against nature. Holy fuck.
>>4771816Dough Boy is actually so inbred he'd qualify as an inbred lab strain. scientists slam rats and fish to create nearly genetically identical populations to do studies that control for genetic factors. This is the first dog I am aware of that anyone has done this to.
>>4771207This is actually worse than anything I have seen as a Crusader Kings 2 deviant
>>4771207I feel like you could send this to 60 Minutes or Vice and get a quick response about where this would make for a interesting story
>>4770632Based. The genetic fate they all deserve.
>>4771816They have such sights to show you
>>4771207I'd complain about the graph looking a little messy but I think that's a problem with the breeders rather than your design skills.
>>4771207nice job anon
>>4771984Toadline breeders made an ouroboros of inbreeding>>4772000This dude ain't gonna seduce anyone to be his victim, in fact he's the victim
>>4772011That's not a toadline that's a fucking swoleline
>>4771207Cute lil niggas be gettin they smashh 'n' slamm on up in this bitch, but guess what, the nerdy white boys can't handle it, baka. Yall needa try getting some stink on yo dick fo a change, DAMN FOR REAL.
>>4771207thanks anon, I always come here for the family trees. The Romeo DNA-P lineage is pure insanity... Excited for the COIs.
BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A FUCK 鬼神 Slam Em All 1989 I am Smash man 410,757,864,530 DEAD DOGS
>>4772124
>>4772123this is the first time I've posted in one
>>4772231This is probably the first they've seen a person in weeks.
>>4772238well, except for the 45 year old hispanic man with full sleeve tattoos that manually jerks them off every other day
I have successfully made a scraper for bullydex, what's a good graph type for visualization? Normal force directed doesn't make it clear where the root is, and I cannot use a standard "tree" since they are basically bushes with all the inbreeding.
>>4772276>every other dayyou mean at least thrice a day
>>4772276>everyother dayShould be three times a day, to maximize sperm sales.>>4772278Just a heads up for bullydex, sometimes the names on there are not consistent and multiple entries of the same dog can exist. For example IB's Bape, and Interstate Bape refer to the same dog, and Juan Gotty and The Notorious Juan Gotty also refer to the same dog.Some entries may also have incomplete pedigrees and may need to be cross referenced to other pedigrees.
>>4772295I just realized that boo-boo was loaded like 4 times with different IDs. Oh well.
>>4772295shouldn't be too hard to get it to clean something like that up. >>4772238nah, those cages are clean. it looks like they're keeping them in a room in the house they use for other stuff so they probably get taken out to shit and piss. it's still hilarious that they have them stacked like fucking reptile enclosures though.
>>4772099Toadline blood will be the next drug crisis after fentanyl
>>4771161the future is now. i smoke dried toad blood to get high.
>>4771841now they just have to start selling these things to universities and pharma companies, and suddenly it can go legit, with an actual consumer base besides pyramid members
>>4772436when the scientists do this they're typically trying to create genetically homogeneous animals that have as few health issues as possible, bullies wouldn't qualify. the rats they use have a high rate of cancer but rats only live to like 2 years old anyways.
>>4771207more like a family bramble
>>4772647The skeem is stronger than amogus
>>4772122Bro is channeling his arcane SKEEM magic through the TOADs kek
>>4771816I used to get mad about bullies because this is animal abuse but then i realized they're made from pitbulls and frankly, bullification should be mandatory for them. its the only way to make those ugly aggressive dogs cute, silly and harmless.
>>4772769Honestly not the worst viewpoint. The mistake was already made making pitbulls. Should be lesson learned, but not learning the lesson and mitigating the mistake with a less harmful one also works.
>>4772647Tossline bros...
>>4772769>I used to get mad about bulliesImagine getting angry at SMASHED and SLAMMED threads. At least you grew out it, but the SKEEM is not entirely pitbulls.
>>4771577>I SMASHED before it was popularlol, lmao even
>>4771540>I want a low energy dog that can barely walkLeast psychopathic Toadline owner
>>4771577>I remember when this "meme" wasn't a meme and it wasn't tainted by normalfags>>4772232>this is the first time I've posted in one
>>4772647kekkin’
Ok. So I have been lurking and contributing to TOADLINE threads for about a year and half now and I have a lot of thoughts swirling my mind. I am considering getting into the SMASH and SLAMMED game. I have grown desentised to the supposed taboo that these sogs possess and my intentions have gone from humorous morbid curiosity to admiration and appreciation for the TOAD form. Seeing these lineages evolve in real time gives me a parasocial connection to the SKEEM, like I am witnessing the formulation of an entire breed like the early days of GSD breeding...only I have been born just in time to see it all first hand. I almost want to get a TOADLINE, but I know they wouldn't last long. Yet I still want to participate in this blooming industry. So I have thought about it and I have decided that a decent investment of my money in terms of valuable assets, and one way of me being part of this EXOTIC tapestry, is collecting TOADLINE semen. I want to be that guy who 10 years from now, when BAPE is long dead, who can say he has the seed of BAPE and if he wanted to he could resurrect that now dead branch of the family tree with my own line. Almost like a guy who can brag about having the lineage of a famous track horse live on through his ranch. Only my lineage will still look like ranch dressing until I can settle down to then start up my own proper breeding operation with seed of some the SKEEM's finest specimens. So what I want to know is how long can semen last long term and what equipment would I need to ensure that I can keep them fresh as long as possible and how difficult is it to import animal semen? Does fertility success rate decrease as time goes on? Do you need to use the whole vials for one insemination or can you do a little bit of it to keep some leftover for further use? Would you need to use a medium to suspend the little bit of semen to bulk it up if it was possible?
>>4772011>the mfn shemale>pic has a child conveniently labeled "the child"this image is 589x943 pure gold
>>4772970Anons have said similar stuff before kek
>>4772887I had no idea it was a thing on this board until now
>>4772970>Owned by @apeknucklebullies>Fucking Ape Knuckle Bullies
>>4772883yes
>>4772769When was the last time you heard a Toadline traveling for miles to maul a child?They still may be mentally pitbulls, but they are nearly physically incapable of hurting someone. Although I am sure their bites still hurt due to their head size.
>>4773052>They still may be mentally pitbullsI don't know about this. When you look at a shitbull you can see the malevolence in its eyes, its nervous desire to murder.What do you see here?
>>4773112they have a pitbull brain working at 10000 ping
>>4773114No thats just toad/frog behaviour.
>>4773112>what do you see hereSome awfully feminine legs
>>4773112Well they are bred from pitbulls, there was nothing really done to suggest they lost the genes that made their ancestors aggressive dogs.The only thing I can tell is that some of later toadlines had boxer-pitbull mixes in their lineage. Which may have reduced their aggression, but that is the only thing that I could imagine that could reduce their aggression at a psychological level, and even then this is a very small percentage and only some toadlines even have any percentage of boxer in them.
why do they call the toadlining business the 'skeem'?
>>4773221
>>4773052a toadline cant maul a toddler, one, a typical toddler is faster than any toad ambling i've seen. toads can't run like normal dogs they just have this weird ambling waddle that maxes out at maybe 2-3 miles per hour. two even if it did get its mouth on one, it cant stay locked because it needs as much of its airway as possible, it cant breathe through its nose alone, it needs to wheeze to have a chance at getting enough oxygen.
>>4773279NTA but thanks, I learned something today. lmao @ these monstrosities. Can't even maul a toddler without having to stop and breathe.
I don't know how things works in NA, but why peta or any sane animal protection organization are not interested to stop this?
>>4773314There are tons and tons of shitty backyard breeders treating their dogs like shit and abandoning them later. This is a blip but they probably treat it like any other puppy mill. I think this is more the domain of the ASPCA.
>>4773314Certainly some of the breeders are treating their dogs like a puppy mill, others don't. These dogs seem like they get special treatment in some cases because of the high price tag.Although going through pedigree after pedigree, most of the sires are treated much better than the dams. Especially since the dams are going to be constantly pregnant and most of the breeders don't really seem to really care since the females don't really get that "OG look" of a blocky head and muscles due to sexual di-morphism.
>>4773360I need all the names of the cum named toadlines
>>4773383
>>4773394
RIP
>>4773402Do they ever go into detail about how the toadies died?
>>4773414Well no,but look at them >>4773402>>4773397>>4773396>>4773360Their nostrils are nearly completely closed there is no way they could easily breath normally and I remember hearing from somewhere that they are prone to heart murmurs. Not only that they don't get much exercise due to their bodies.It would be likely that heart disease is the leading killer of toadlines.
>>4773360shes my favorite femtoad.
did you know? Mr Toad's DNA sequence was first discovered written on the walls of an ancient Egyptian tomb. This is where the term pyramid skeem comes from.
>>4773453toads existed back then? maybe there’s something more to this…
>>4773472Just as how the pharaohs are inbred (severely for some, like good old tutankhamun) and were seen as gods, the toadies were meant to be created in their image.
This thread is fucking gold, what on earth are these creatures God will truly reset earth this time
>>4773360>>4773394>>4773396>>4773397Imagine being the professional photographer who was contacted to take these pictures. >hey man wuts up???? i need some reel hi quality pics of my bitch CUM RAG, imma pay u 500 even but u better do that BAD ASS BITCH RIGHT!! wile ur here u could also take a pic of FATSO if ur down, aight??
>>4773488>the professional photographerPretty sure they just take the photos themselves Just look at that 90s-00s era tier web design/posters
>>4773508Actually they will pay a graphic design artist commissions for these images.https://bannerpedia.com
What a faggot.
>>4773510lmao imagine paying money for such a basic bitch poster you can make yourself using gimp/ pirated copies of photoshop.
>>4772885>even dogfighting enthusiasts are disgusted by toadline breedingkek
>>4772125Um excuse me????They inbred these mfs so hard that one was born a hermaphrodite?? And they named it GENDER BENDER aka TRANNY and parade it around on social media like this dog is a champion?????They're truly just like us
>>4772401That pic>posted 24th MarchRIP FENTANYL ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN>posted 6 AprilHoly shit lmfaooooo check it out on their Instagram it's real. These dogs have the lifespans of a gnat
>>4773557Poor dog managed to have a litter, the skeem continues.Some dogs like Mr Miagi lived for 12 years, Pimpy is going to turn 7 sometime this year.Some toads can live for a decent amount of time, then you get these dogs that just die before they turn 2.
>>4770547>>4771207The other day I posted an inbreeding thread and /an/ told with enough inbreeding, the animals would eventually develop resistance to the bsd traits that occur due to inbreeding. So why hasn't it happended with toadlines yet? Or will it happen eventually?
>>4773511Oh shit OP got turned into a toadline by a toadwizard
Toadbros are we STAMPIN???
>>4773114my sides
>>4771207Juan Gotty is the key to all of this
>>4773557he only died because i killed him to get high on his blood nigga. read the post.
>>4773472the skeem was the foundation of the global antediluvian civilization.
>>4773568Keep inbreeding and culling the weak and eventually you either have an inbreeding resistant strain (all homozygous and no recessive genetic disorders) or they all fucking die from horrible diseases. Toadlines are bred immediately on sexual maturity and they don't care to remove the ones with genetic disorders.
>>4773404Aren’t these things just pugs or French bull dogs at that point?
hi guys i really wanna get into the toadline memes, where do i start?is there any special famous/infamous bully i should know about?
>>4773652Step 1: Get familiar with and learn to appreciate with the OG looks of Mr. MiagiAfter that you can start branching out into more recent dogs and lines like CUM-RAG (rip), Mr Toad and Venom.
>>4773676>CUM-RAG (rip)what happened?
>>4773685
>>4773692Do they actually bond with these half-conscious monstrosities? Is this man's grief genuine?
>>4773768His grief is over the loss of income.
when i check toadline the stud fee is sometimes more than the sale price of the dog, or am i mixing things up?this doesnt makes sense.does anyone have some sites where you can buy a miniature exotic bully?i wanna know how much people pay for them
>>4773768I'd like to think so but >>4773774 is probably right. 10 breedings in 72 hours is a lot of fucking money.
>>4773778cant he just jack off the dead bullie for like at least 2-3 times?
>>4773784He probably did.>>4773778Remember, '10 breedings in 72 hours' is only what the dog missed out on.Was probably cumming out dust by the time his heart decided to quit.
>>4771207And now all that's left is to cross Bape with ET.
>>4773857Wrong!I am missing the dams that are in doughboy's pedigree.https://files.catbox.moe/zo1b4h.jpg
>>4773563>Fentanyl this is just trashy
>>4773861
>>4773857i thought bape is not breeding anymore, i think 2023 was the last year they used him
I'm tired of the NEET life. If I buy one of these and spend all day jacking it off, how much money will I make?
>>4773607You greedy bastard I only was able to get a shot glass of his blood to smoke while you straight up drained him dry of blood
>>4773899Well you would have to first make connections and socialize with the walking ghetto stereotypes that are toadline breeders, then you have to choose a mainstream social media to advertise and also further socializing and communication, finally make a schedule for breedings or semen sales.
>>4774108there’s money to be made from its suffering
>>4774112I can see why they crop the ears, toadies with ears look like goblins>the puppy's angerAre the toadies born sentient and smart but then become lobotimites as they grow older?
>>4773865Nice
>>4773652good condensate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi7yWdF7m_ssome memes who have faded a bitSMASH AND SLAMMEDHe's even sporting a chain"My little toadie" pastaSEMEN FRESH AND FROZEN AVAILABLE WORLDWIDEthere aren't that many iconic ones besides maybe that early black background poster if you're really gonna be hardcore, just go through all threads with this image (>>4773240) on desuarchve, it goes back to 7 years ago
>>4774112>>4774164dae wonder if bullies are forced to exist because of all the bad karma regular pibbles built up. because spiritual stuff brute-forces physical stuff to happen cuz that's how life is.so like, maybe the pibbles that mauled kids have to be reborn as bullies.past life karma can be a real bitch.
>>4772011Is that Ahmed the Clock Kid?
>>4774164lmao i love this>>4774274thanksdo you have the my little toady pasta?>its kinda like a pyramid skeemefucking lmao
>>4771207I love this board
My child, my sweet little toadie, you are young. And you are happy. You enjoy frolicking in the sun, the grass. You enjoy getting pats and rubs and ups from the tall ones. You enjoy spending time with me, your elder. However, you are naďve. Your innocence will beget a great despair, a great anger at events in the future regarding the circumstances of your birth. Though it may be difficult and even frightening to hear, I must tell you about them, my child, for this is depth of the love I have for you.There will come a day where the world will conspire against you. Already, those who saw fit to arrange the event of your birth have also made sure to SLAM your genes. Soon, gravity will SMASH your bones. A tremendous weight on your ribs will appear, and it will be hard to breathe without feeling you could COLLAPSE at any moment. Every time you move, your joints will be GRINDED together. It will be hard to stand, hard to breathe, hard to simply sit down and be.I do not tell you this to dissuade you from living, my little toadie; quite far from it. I tell you this so that you may make peace with it, for no matter the cost of staying alive, your will to continue on in spite of everything must remain unBROKEN.It is never a bad thing to exist, my child. No matter what complications it brings, no matter how malformed, MAIMED, or peverse its reason for existing may be, the gift of life is always a blessing, not to be squandered.Even now, as I stand here and tell you this, I ache. Across my body, there is a dull thronging of pain, one that has never quite felt welcome. It is hard to see out of my own eyes at times. These bones of mine require more and more rest every day—and yet, I am content. For I am cared for, by you, by the tall ones. I am warmed by the big heat in the sky. I am still baffled by the ecstasy of a cool drink.You must always keep sight of this, my sweet toadie. That you, too, are permitted to seize the day, no matter how CRUSHED you may become.
>>4774398>>4774526
>>4773652https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYY43d0KMao
>>4774486They look like zombies
>>4774486They don't just look like toads but they behave like them also
>>4774486>>4773114Toadlines may just be the least intelligent dog breed.
>>4774723They're smart when they are young but become lobotmized as they get older until they can't recognize how fucked their situation is
Imagine if a Toad breeder decides instead of SMASHING and SLAMMING bullies he instead decides to STRETCH and STRENGTHEN bullies, those bullies would become bigger than that pitbull named hulk
>>4774971They are becoming self-aware
>>4774723To the surprise of no one
>>4774723they are smart dogs(sporting chains)
>>4772918
>>4774987>I am the one who got knocked
>>4774984They were always self aware, at least when they are puppies, usually they get dumber as they age but this one seems to be lucky
>>4775060>lucky
>>4775061Yeah on a second thought he's unlucky because now he will be conscious when people start locking him in
hypothetically, what would it really take to get some reptile features on a dog? Personally i find the way reptiles walk interesting, but toadlines still move like regular dogs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neVdzCh6Ffchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOLKT_S9FPoAlso, what will future toadlines look like? have they reached some 'ideal form' that the breeders desire, or will they be further SLAMMED as time goes on?
>>4774526This is the pinnacle of writing It encapsulates every aspect of life, from the tragic fate creation became; kept perverse by the corrupt human nature to God speaking from the depths of the soul enlightening this cold valley of tears; how can the highest forms of degeneracy pair together with the most refined type of humor there is; yet even in the darkest places truly He will be there
>>4773899I'll go into business with you provided we add in a dash of Mastiff or great dance to the bloodline.Just imagine>puppies come out full retarded>sell em for $30k-$50k each>disappear into the night as these gremlins grow to gigantic proportions (for toads)Call em the kaiju toadlines
>>4773899>>4775165I’m still going for the Toadline-Golden crossbred. First puppy is already named PISS BUCKET.
>>4775287It almost reads like some biblical passage or verse out of context.
>>4774526legendary
>>4775345did you really just screencap a copypasta as if it were the first time it was posted
>>4775351I too made a screen cap for my self last night since I thought it was funny.Come on, just look at them >>4774526 the older Toadline looks like he is trying to warn the puppy in this photo.
>>4774295if toadies are former pibbles, what will the breeders be reincarnated as?
>>4775419The worst fate known to man: being Indian
>>4775345
My dad's neighbor's dog hopped the fence and mauled his Frenchie to death. He even showed me photos of the poor thing.
>>4775897I mean they had more than one opportunity to socialize your dad's dog with the otherCan't fucking shut down like an emo kid if you have 2 dogs living next to each other, socialization was needed in order to prevent that
>>4774486
God dammit I haven't laughed like this in years. How are these things so fucking funny. Fucking tough guy nigga culture calling their toad dogs Cumrag this is too good
>>4776084Someone should go to jail for this
>All dog breeds are the same specie-
>>4775907or they could actually control their shitty dog and be responsible owners. Their dog shouldn't be able to leave their yard in the first place.
>>4776122the skeem is immune to the law (as fucked as it is)
>>4776133
>>4776084holy shit this is atrocious. One of the worse off toadlines I've ever seen.
>>4776133this one is cute in an ugly fucked up way
>>4776187Knox is BASED
>>4776084>>4776187You know it's bad when these things start to resemble sperm whales more than dogs.
>>4776235
>>4776235I wish we could stop these people from using the airport.
>names dogs after strains of weedthat's pure class
>>4776245i wish we could stop these people from owning dogs
>>4776236
>>4776330Are Tardigrades the ultimate SMASHED and SLAMMED creature on earth? Is that what the breeders are going for? The body structure is eerily close.
>>4773414I've seen insane ways how these smashed lil dudes die. Some Malaysian woman had four of them in a house where the air-conditioning failed and they all croaked.
>>4775907Their dogs are big as fuck and violent, they're guard dogs. Socializing them was never gonna happen. I guess my dad came to an agreement, the neighbors are going to make the fence higher and give him what he paid for the dog, as he just got it.
>>4776435Was this on a news site by any chance?
>>4776391Those things are like the absolute opposites of toadies though. Tardigrades are said to be the most hardy organism, capable of surviving extreme environment. Meanwhile, a toady might suffocate and die if it closes its mouth too long.
>>4776237>>4776235What is his pedigree? I need to calculate his inbreeding coefficient.
Knox is a BEAST, better than Pimpy. Who owns him and where can get more pics?
>>4776557Poe's law everybody.
>Chillingham Wild cattle>It is suggested that by a stochastic process of continual mild inbreeding, lethal recessives have been removed from the herd by genetic purging. A classic example reports how of 20 lines of lab mice subjected to 20 generations of inbreeding, all but one died out. It is presumed that in that surviving line, all lethal alleles had been purged and inbreeding was 99%. LMAOif they just keep inbreeding these little toadieseven though 95% of them die a horrible gruesome incestuous death due to genetic failureeventually they'll reach a level of inbreeding at 99% with no lethal genes anymoretfw toadies could literally become a new species is this how new species form? some level of inbreeding spirals out of control due to geographical isolation (generally) and the species becomes 99% inbred after which morphs more and more away from the original species it derived from?
>>4776653this has always been the goal. Canis Bufo will become the primary canid by 2300.
>>4776235What's up with the lightning bolt edits? It's just sitting there. On an airport bench. Struggling to breathe...
>>4776133Like water to the kettle, he is indifferent to the suffering that surrounds him, despite his slams and smashes; despite the boiling. Whichsoever soul has inhabited that crude material flesh-shell of the shape of a dog, is truly such an example of a master as ever could suffice; he went into his embodiment willingly, cooly, and with alplomb: see the gaze of the enlightened one. Despite the cruel adornment of the materia and circumstance that prefaced its birth, this dog's soul is a noble one, a soul of great attainment. For only a soul of such grand standings could possess such a creature in this realm and remain yet calm. Yea, verily -- that dog shall bide its time upon its cruel fated earth life with dignity, calmness, and kindness. Bless this pup! Bless the soul within it!
>>4776733that's God trying to SMITE it but because it's so SLAMMED it's basically GROUNDED and no amount of electricity can damage it.
>>4776733He's channeling LowTierGod and trying to tell his owner to kill himself
>>4776739>achieve nirvana>choose to be reincarnated as a SMASHED and SLAMMED pupper so some other poor soul doesn't have to>littletoadypasta.txtso much love in so much suffering
Two times pimpythree times bapethat there's the calculus for a dog that is greatsmash 'em and slam'emslam'em and smash'emcut up they genes and serve it to them like a cakegonna mess up they genes in this bish, I ain't fakeBANG to the slam and the smash I emergeRoaring like a tiger in its cage on the vergeTearin' up dem genes like a lawyer on the dockMilkin' up dey sperm like a pornstar on the kockI'm a SMART mo'phucka, I even sport a chainThese dogs all unique, won't see a given one againForty-large on the table, pick yourself up a stunnerTruer than a fable, your dog won't live 'til summerEXOTICS, yeah that's the name of my gameBreedin' up lil inbreds so they all look the sameSome might have some smash,some might have some slamBut one thing's for sure:THEY GO AS HARD AS A HAM!Boom! These dogs are so damn leanWorkin' up my way in the pyramid skeemFresh and frozen squirt delivered like a machineAlways on time, jizz always cleanToadline genetics, we hard as a gangWhen we empty out our glocks, the guns go SLAM!Staypuft, Dr. Dwamn, Crimeboss and Snarf tooAll them mu'phuckers make up this crewThe only question now is:HOW SMASHED 'N' SLAMMED ARE YOU?!https://suno.com/song/288017b4-8534-44cf-bdef-fa9a2d9f1c6d
>>4776776>The only question now is:>HOW SMASHED 'N' SLAMMED ARE YOU?!
>>4776776>Forty-large on the table, pick yourself up a stunner>Truer than a fable, your dog won't live 'til summergold
>>4776654Shit man it even looks kind of like a pitbul
When are they gonna look like this?
>>4776867well there's the one that was stillborn and they chucked it into the freezer
>>4776867Soon.....
>>4776978They really did fucked this guy up, how are the other skeemers supposed to compete
>>4776978That dog is literally making this face
>>4776978damn, half the face capillaries are already SMASHED
>>4776978They clearly didnt breed out the pit skin issues. Disgusting beast.
>>4771207Any updates on this anon? Amazing work
>>4771207Holy fuck.
>>4776978this is by far the most fucked up ive ever seen, jesus lordim sure he will die soon
>>4777099But before he does, make sure to get some of those high quality cumshots to enhance your bloodline!
>>4777100>to secure your investmentthis is the most fucked up ponzi scheme i have ever had the pleasure to witness
>>4776237>>4776235honestly though this lil nigga got that x factor were all looking fori mean completely seriously, the head/body ratio is out of this worldi think this will become areal superstar in the bully gamewho made it, any more info?
>>4777100how can they take and publish a picture like thisits obvious that this dog is really suffering and trying hard to breathe
>>4777108The current owners are @fun_size_bullies and @global_gregg on instagram. And the original breeder is @lasvegasbully it seems, who sold Knox to China and then he was sold back into the US.
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>>4777117>>4777118truly a messed up worldanyways i do have an eye for bullies nowadays and knox is going to be an absolute superstar, unironicallythe head/body ratio is simply asinine, true top bullyis it worth 300k? idk, maybedepends on how long it will survive i guess
>>4776978It looks like it’s about to collapse under the weight of misshapen organs god someone arrest these people
>>4777119>>4777118True brickline progenitor. We must go further brothers. We must SMASH and BAKE our bricklines in KILNS until they're BRICKED enough to build castles like the kings of old.
>>4776531they're so SMASHED and SLAMMED that god gifted them with superpowers. Toadies are just fakes trying to be the real deal, which is why they are so sickly and pathetic.
>>4777118Toadline breeding will end racism
>>4776467Wouldn't know, happened about three or four months ago and the woman was having a funeral for them where she was throwing flower petals over their bodies, looked like she was seasoning them lmao.
>>4777071>breed outI think the last thing you'll hear from them is breeding out any kind of defect from their toadies
>>4777104We should move to /biz/
>>4773563I kek'd so hard the first time I saw this name
>>4776776https://suno.com/song/9797804e-5c34-40ab-8079-f082a686edd5Smashin' 'n' slammin'!Well I been hard at work in my tool shedBreedin' up dogs real hard that shouldn't be bredSons to moms, moms to brothers and unclesDogs come out lookin' weird, covered all up in carbunklesWith fat face, fat folds, low to the ground, smashed goldForty-large on the table, deal, soldTruer than a fable, that dog won't get oldLive 'til summer, quick lil stunner, ain't that a bummer?I been breedin' up toadies since the fifth gradeFounded this thing, now we here, turn the pageHypin' up these inbreds all over the most-favedUp on Reddit, 4chan, they all the rageBut you can't just be a smashin' 'n' slammin' man, not these daysGotta carry that shit hard, or get played300-k dogs to china, on a airplaneLock-in contract signer, this how this game playedTook your dawg for a walk, shoulda home-stayedNow that thang on a table, limbs splayed, ya bitch spayedFrozen sperm by the vial, money made, tradin' up for daysDr. Dwamn, Staypuft, Quato and Toad 2Jackin' off these dogs, sperm shipped fresh-frozen 2 uLocked-in, buy the dip, slam the smash man I ain't kiddin' this here's the master planSkeem a pyramid, tip o' the spear the money fallin' inToadline is a sin
>>4777118bizarre to see chinese in china acting completely nigged
>>4777118Toadlines are thing in china as well? I can't believe the skeem is the new space race.
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>>4777469>>4777510they enjoy the taste it gives them
>>4777564>Chinese believe that torturing animals makes their meat taste better>therefore dogs whose entire existence is torture must be exceptionally deliciousbig brain
>>4777118>>4777119he actually looks like his namesake
>>4777512bros we need to lobby congress to stop the export of high grade toad cum. the chinese will be unstoppable, these things will be slammed into living throwrugs with chinese breeding ethics. they'll just eat the culls>YOU NOT SMASH OR SRAMMED ENOUGH>*burns it to death with a blowtorch*
>>4777582never considered that but the chinks definitely breed like crazy and cull 9/10 dogs
>>4772231>Imagine the smell
>>4778356imagine the cacophony of bully wheezes. every single one i've seen IRL has had a constant wheeze after moving more than a few hundred yards.
>>4777461https://suno.com/song/4d771a33-1000-40e2-9207-0a3aeb488c1e [spoken word] Damnnnn another one o' them toadie ballads comin' at you west-side-style, Quato love[gangsta-rap style instrumental intro]So I been a slammin'And I been a smashin'All up in this here thang and now I'm crashin'Social media rizz, hype up them dawgsGotta know the biz, keep up those logsWhich pup to which, sibling-to-siblingMoney hand-over-fist, I ain't no quislingI even breed offspring, this ish right here the real thingToadline supreme, get you a inbred queenGotta keep up the worldwide toadie machineShippin' sperm, fresh and frozen 2 uDawgs so smart, they wear chains tooSlammed 'n' smashed, countin' up piles of mad cashSellin' dogs to homies, dogs to guys that owe meTell 'em forty-large, now the table's turnin'Pocket burnin', few-thou import some sperm inMakin' new breeds, Kennel Club writin' up screedsScrutinized, villainized, ostracized, where you think you been?Dog breedin' game always been a schemeStart off banjo then the genes turn cleanLike Sanjuro, lean fightin' machine, dogs look mean, or so they seemAin't never had a fight that ever been seenRumour mill runnin' off like girls aged seventeenThis dog-breedin' game, one helluva sceneBut that's just how it isWhen you smash so clean
>>4778929What is this?
>>4778376kek I haven't laughed like this in a long while. Thanks.
>>4777582Day by day, China is widening the toadline gap, and Washington is just sitting there watching it happen.
>>4778949An AI that evaluates Tinder profile pictures and gives advice.
Who committed the biggest atrocities: toadline breeders or pigeon breeders?
>>4779275Everything toadline skeemers have done has objectively made pit bulls better.
Is Quasimoto SMASHED and SLAMMED?
>>4778376more Toadcore please
>>4774322that's his much less skilled brother, mahmoud the child
>>4779385Just 4 u sweetpeahttps://suno.com/song/c4216036-38de-485b-a8a9-a18a39c78d18[spoken word hype-man] Toadline pride, world-wide. In-bred bullies, exotic bloodline. SNARF GAAAAAANG.[instrumental hip-hop intro]Gang-bang slammersCrank up your hi-fis, load up them jammersMoney-cash smashersLoad up your venmos, gonna give this rap shit a few more goes'Cus I out here talkin' bout them toadsBreedin' up lil inbreds with milked-dog loadsShipped fresh, frozen, nothin' but the bestMoney up front, owed-them, paid just like the restArtificial insemination, right here's a Toadline breeding stationCarry the nation, narrow-ass dogs an abominationSlammed-up situation, Toadline bloodline a sensationHypin' up smash-slammed dawgs all over the front-pageAin't never been cash-scammed, toad dawgs all the rageRappers from every city, turn the pageBuyin' up toadline dogs on every streetToadlinin' bitches so hard they nothin' but meat9 dogs to a litter, tastin' sweet not ever bitterMama Toadie's one hell of a pup-shitterAnd I'm not ever gon' be a quitter'Cus we breedin' up toads all over the free worldInto this hip-hop game these toadies hurledCame back a stunner, not just a one-hit summerNow I got moms and dads ringin' me lookin' for a home runnerHousehold name, dog breedin' game made me top gunner
>>4779275at first i thought toads were horrible, who would do that to a dogthen i realized they were rectifying the error of breeding dogs into murder machine pitbullsthen i realized it was so much more. i do not think the breeders truly understand the world historical and magickal/occult implications of this act but they are the first steps of returning mammals back to before the Permian mass extinction robbed our ancestors of the world that was our birthright.200 million years stuck as nocturnal vermin in evolutionary ELO hell for the entire mesozoic era have resulted in meta-generational trauma that threatens to unravel all of mammalia. Furthermore there will be a RETVRN to a Pangea in another few hundred million years which will render endotherms extinct. First we return them to the platonic form of a therapsid then we return to their likely mesothermic biologies. This is all vital to the longterm survival of consciousness and the pursuit of gnosis.
>>4779275>pigeon breedersWhat did they do? I'm not aware of pigeons being made retarded.
>>4779501STRETCHED AND PULLED
>>4779505YANKED AND CRANKED
>>4779349Nah, if he was he would be a midget
>>4770661It's a pyramid skeem. Probably for advertising / begging.
>>4779385>>4779422I prefer this onehttps://suno.com/song/477c1f8a-400a-42e1-a64b-d29ed56516aaSame song, but I edited it a bit
>>4779505I like how the left one has fucked up coloration that makes it look like it has a beard
>>4779516This is the perfect inverse of smashed and slammed, ya know great danes? YANKED and CRANKED danes will be the future.
>>4779275What about Ragdoll cat breeders?
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>>4779295But they are smashslamming cats too
Since toadline breeders are now getting close to 100% inbred, are we going to start seeing genetics failing in much more drastic ways? Do you think we will see rare defects like multiple arms or two heads, or, do you think they just kill them if they are defective at birth?
>>4779501There’s multiple breeds that barely even have a beak anymore and can’t feed their young. Some of the “tumbler” & “roller” lines can’t fly anymore. At least one of the pretty colors has lethal genes associated with it. Dwarfism is usually lethal. There are plenty of pigeon breeds that are simply retarded looking though.
>>4779832>retarded lookingSay that to his face motherfucker, not online, and see what happens
>>4779846Good fucking lord it looks like it's been crushed
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>>4772401>Can't breatheKek
I am convinced that toadline breeders are people who in their past life got mauled by a pitbull as a toddlerYou CANNOT prove me wrong
>>4779846I literally can’t make out what I’m looking at How is it still alive?
>>4779854At least they get good eyesight from it? Their feathers look more like actual fur here too
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>>4779854>>4779846>>4779642>>4779505Skeemers are looking at this and taking notes
>>4779505>>4779642>>4779846>>4779854YANKED and CRANKEDBreedin' up birds in my coop makin' MAD BANKSellin' eggs 'n' fledglings, makin' bets no hedgingsFeathers all in this mu'phucker, no HedwigsName o' pigeon, makin' mad money not just a smidgenPaint this whole town white with bird stinkin', bird shit, what the hell was I thinkin'?But then I lay back and count my takin'Birds so fly they ain't fakin', girls so wet they nearly quakin', wanna get to bed shakin', coop-creatin', eggshell-sittin'-on waitin'Broody, moody, bitch wants to skip to procreatin'Pigeons man I'm tellin' you it's the next thingFuck the toadie slam, they been sent to the sin binKennel Club all up in our shit writin' screeds, stampin' feet all over these new breedsWellSwap to bird feeds, bird seeds, bird coops and feed scoops, perch hooks, no bird crooks, just straight-up feathered chinooksFlyin' at you like dark rooks, ain't nothin' here but good looks, fine down, no clownOur pigeons the finest, put some money downYANK 'em and CRANK 'em, reversin' up that frownFunny birds, pigeon lovers be havin' words, rumour mill doin' work, puttin' out no reviews Which besmirch these fine birds, rest assuredFat eyes, fat feathers, fan-tailed and heavy hittersDroppin' shits from so high, they call 'em squittersFlap-flap mother-fucker, y'all can't step to us'Cus we YANK and CRANK this town, ain't superfluous
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>>4779900Them dubs don't lie
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>>4780098>>4780099Damn what in the flying fuck
>>4780269Not SMASHED nor SLAMMED, begone from this skeem
>>4777570How much does toadline meat cost then?
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>>4780102i can't tell which side is which
>>4773114you can see his pupils enlarge