Previous Thread:>>33406281Some selected greens:>A Lust for Revenge by MnMhttp://pastebin.com/z0zhWzkL>Starlight Glimmer story by Faggot13http://pastebin.com/FRPUdrLe>Pet Glimmer (writefag kill) by Prithhttp://pastebin.com/qsArUNJn>Because I Choose To by Mercurypart 1 - http://pastebin.com/qaSx0kEUpart 2 - https://pastebin.com/GKxvUCekComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33542004Why not what
>>33541996The fake fan gets defensive and lashes out as he ruins the Glimmy thread, like clockwork.
I didn't even like Starlight in the end in friend. What a shitshow.
>>33542191rump
>>33542030even if it's takes time, if you don't like it you should talk to the artist and adjust the thing
WHO THE FUCK UP
>>335421228:50am here, but still fine.
I'll be damned if I ever have a normal sleep schedule
I am up and I am ready to post to my all-time favourite image board channel
>>33542122I'm still awake.
>>33542122Yeah, I'm here.
I didn't spend years watching a show about happy and optimistic ponies to not be happy and optimistic myself.Gen 4 is ending, and that's sad, but the future holds promise, the movie is most likely going to be the start of Gen 5. God knows Hasbro will beat a horse till it's dead and liquified.So, /mlp/ bet on this horse race, what do you predict for Gen 5?
>>33541272>incel!! y-y-you incel!!! I have no arguments so I project my condition on you
>>33541293>if I respond with an image they won't know about the greasy tears of rage rolling down my fat face!
>>33541308>I'll continue to project my condition on him. That'll sure show him!!!
>>33532628>an ideas guyGuys. There are:>Meghan McCarthy, VP of Girl Storytelling>Katherine Crownover, Manager of Development & Current Series>Coral Wright, Creative Executive>Mikiel Houser, Senior Manager of Development and Current Series>Leslie Wishnevski, Senior Coordinator, Development and Current Series>Kevin Evans, Senior Design Manager>Crystal Flynn, Director of Global Communications>Emily Thompson, Director, Global Franchise Creative>Tyla Butcher, VP, Franchise Lead, My Little Pony>don't sit out there holding a gun nextNo, they're just the ones who sign off on rehiring the writers.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Anti-hero waifu EditionEXCELSIOR, true believers!Welcome to the Superhero thread, formerly Spider-Shim and her Amazing Friends!All mlp/superhero green, art, and discussions are welcome.Previous Thread: >>33199390newest writefag: https://pastebin.com/u/Ace_Soroucompleted stories:>https://pastebin.com/eLW4gb7Y - Drunk Spider Shimmer Tales>https://pastebin.com/pBpNL2kb - Magic Die AnonComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33540661Well that's good then.
>>33540661That's good to hear
>>33540661>>33539327
>>33540661It’s the evil untitled!
>>33539016Duh. It’s so obvious! I couldn’t explain it to you without a complicated plan involving a Rube Goldberg machine that’s supposed to poison his tea
All mares are goddesses. Fact.
>>33541191Dash will never be anything more than immature androgynous sonic
>>33532020Correct
>>33532020Correct. Incontrovertible fact.>>33532313>SHE'S A GODDESSfinished that for you
>>33537717We all would do anything for that privilege.
Royal Guard Mare ThreadRiding in Cars with Guardmares EditionThis thread is all about Equestria's mares in uniform. Whether they're a fighting troop, a backwater garrison, or simply the ponice, and whether they're peagsi, unicorn, earth, or other female, they're all welcome as primary subject matter for art & green.>OngoingEveryday Life With Guardsmares - https://pastebin.com/RHkvDaAwEveryday Life With Guardsmares FAQ - https://pastebin.com/QH8MwutmCareful's Charge - http://pastebin.com/CkZbn3E6>CompleteSkin and Oki - https://pastebin.com/zsYqrMin>dedAnon’s Regiment - http://pastebin.com/ruhuxiA6Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33539804>It's centered around pussyExactly. Which is why there's no reason for that someone to get triggered when anyone posts a female guard.
>>33539857Nobody got offended by posting female guard, you goalpost-moving faggot. People are tired of seeing all this visible thirst and one-line verbal fapping. Keep it in your pants nobody wants to see that shit.
Please don't give the satyr autist the (you)'s he craves.
>>33542314Seems more like (you) are the one who craves attention, otherwise you wouldn't have brought it up and instead simply ignored it like everyone else.
Suddenly Fluttershy is now a squirrelWut do Anon?
>>33538551>she is still female>i am still maleI submit to her will as she is the superior being. This changes nothing.
>>33538551I would totally fuck her up the ass.
>>33538551I dunno, open the door and let Hooti Gurl out?
>>33542025I'll fuck you too
>>33538551N U TUT
General Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/SSdQjjhUPrevious thread: >>33464865
>>33542267>Before trying anything he could to protect his crotch>Right before he's hit with several concussive bolts>They leave him reeling but still standing as he still held his crotch to still protect it>Applejack acts next twirling a lasso around lining up how to throw it>Then just decides 'fuck it', and bum rushes him>Hitting him with a haymaker punch to the face while he was still holding his crotch>This sends him him to the ground>Though before she could start kicking him he rolls away on the ground>He got back up once a good distance, but definitely not looking good>Knowing the fight is turning against him since most of your group hasn't even done anything yet>Apparently using his magic he rips a locker off the wall to throw it>Applejack moves to intercept it, and Apple Bloom stands behind her to help brace her>While they're doing that he somehow smashes through the wall to escapeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33542274>Though you had more immediate concerns as your group walked around to the front of the building>While the girls, even Cozy walked while gathered around Scootaloo>Making sure she was okay, and you were glad she was okay for the most part>Applejack still taking charge as she told the booth person we forgot stuff inside>Your group is let inside without a fuss>You go collect your stuff without issue>Though you had to pretend you didn't know anything about 'what happened'>When you encountered people unsure what happened, but heard about serious damage to the building>You go back out through the front to meet up with the group>They'd all gotten their stuff too>Now you were all going to the police station>Applejack explaining out of earshot from anyone else, "We'll go tah tha police station now. Tah turn in da evidence against Iron Will on our terms. With no talkin' 'bout magic.">Diamond announces sounding proud of herself, "I stopped recording just before the fight started. So there's no magic shown in it."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33542277>Yet at some point it was all over>The police officer you were all talking to assures you Iron Will was a wanted fugitive now>Which definitely at the very least meant Scootaloo would need a new swimming coach>Hopefully someone who's legit this time>Though you couldn't ignore the fact that probably wasn't the last time you'd see him>It was probably worst for Scootaloo because he probably hasn't given up on having her>Apple Bloom asks again if Scootaloo is okay after you all leave the police station>She looks down before responding, "Yeah, I think I'll be alright. I'm disappointed I was right about him. It would have been great if he was a real teacher who just wanted me to succeed without anything weird or sexual entering into it...">She continues even sounding a little heartbroken, "I even looked up to him a little... Not anymore though... Not anymore...">You hope even more now that the new swim couch is a really good oneYou try cheering her up telling her, "I'm sure you'll be a great athlete someday. You don't need him, or anyone like him to be great.">The others agree with you saying stuff like 'yeah'>Apple Bloom even pats her on the back in supportComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33542283https://pastebin.com/qS7qXfAtPastebin updated
>tfw anons that shitposted Kirko out have to suffer with trite green and gay while you get to read his greens in other threadsLike pottery
Here's a game- Make a wish for G5. Next anon comes up for how the wish backfires. I'll start. Yuri becomes a major element of G5.
>>33542174she's depicted as a racist hick who's always wrong in every episode she appears in to drive "country" bad as a message.
>>33542185>their mentally ill brain belong in another body like a non sapient animalThat's not ill, it's cool.
>>33542217is being stallionsplained cool too?
>>33542168Your wish is granted that everyone in the whole world has to watch the g5 pilot movie mandatory, the upset causes you to get doxxed, your house burned down and you physically put near death. you get to watch g5 from the hospital bed breathing out of a straw.
Derpy remains an easter egg
No, that's not a typo of "G5". Welcome! This thread is dedicated to the months that led up to the premiere of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and all the little bits of gossip and snippets of information about the new show that emerged during that time period. Before the G4 fandom could even be conceived of, there were MLP fans who eagerly snatched up any pony news floating out in the ether. I researched as thoroughly as my enthusiasm and Google-fu allowed, and I want to share my findings with you. These findings exist on the backs of others whose passion for pony made them archive and save all they could, making it possible for us to see it today.This is FiM prehistory, folks!
BumpHistorical records are historical.Anyone archived this yet?
>>33536491Yes.The automatic system that's been running for years.https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/33518760/
>>33518760
>>33519041This was a really fantastic thread.Thank you for this, man.
Pony archival effort Discord group here https://discord.gg/s5Xbxp>>33519041Thanks
Lunar Year edition.In these threads, we fantasize about an utopian Equestria where sex is not a taboo and is considered exquisitely natural.An Equestria, where it is not uncommon for stallions to try to mount mares or for mares to present themselves to passing stallions (or human males) in public places if they should happen to get the urge.Mares casually conversing with their friends or going about their own business, paying little or no attention to the stallion eagerly rutting them, would be a common sight.Some suggested guidelines for the setting:- If a mare for whatever reason does not want it, they will just push the stallion out and gently nudge him off and he will try to find another mare instead- If a stallion (or human) masturbates in public without first trying to mount any mares around, they would consider it an insult to their attractivenessThese are merely suggestions, and the exact details are of course entirely up to headcanon.Last Thread:>>33297707
>>33541607>DashEw. Enjoy her abrasive vagina as it shreds your penis
>>33485948>>33489920>>33496394>>33498675I wish go-gurt anon would come back.The one time it'd be nice to have someone namefag so we could find their other greens
>>33541611>Not blowing your load to the cutest tomboy
>>33541554K. I’ll stick with my Minotaurs, Diamond dogs, griffins, and dragons
>>33541728I cannot namefag. If I did you might get shitposted, so I’ve been randomly dropping one shots. That blossom story was me too
Previous Thread: >>33441491Post pics, and love Sunset.Sunset Sunday Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/EG5MyMqEGreentextSavant’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGreyBG9's Pastebin- https://pastebin.com/u/BG9_RebornGritsaw’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/GritsawZharkaer's Pastebin- https://pastebin.com/u/ZharkaerTstar231's Pastebin- https://pastebin.com/u/Tstar231Sunset Greentexts-Sunset x Anon by XMRWRITEFAGX- http://pastebin.com/8D0At0aPBurning Sensation (NSFW, Mutant Sunset x Anon) by SUPERKEATON https://pastebin.com/uFRYAqkiCold by BOLTGREENS https://pastebin.com/DBu4mLxrComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33541855Why not Spellblade Shimmer?
>>33541897i'd be cool with that.>>33541891ise-what now?
>>33541905Isekai is the name for manga/anime schlock where either a boring Japanese high-schooler, or boring Japanese salaryman gets transported to a mediaval-european fantasy world. Usually with stupidly overpowered abilities, and a quickly amassed harem. The most usual means of entering said world is by being fatally hit by a truck.
always keep some bottles at the ready
Puppy Love editionAKA because it's almost Valentine's day and this is the purest love I could find editionOld thread: >>33446474/ourlobby/: LeafStatus page: http://198.27.67.67:9001/Upcoming Events:QT NEET #11Feb 19th, 6pm ESThttps://challonge.com/tournaments/signup/AtD2soDpWIQT MANE #11Feb 23rd 6pm ESThttps://challonge.com/tournaments/signup/gtEgMAp1QcShitshow is still in action!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Explain why you love MANE6 (if you do.)
>>33541922What if I don't?
>>33542316I can't believe Velvet fucking died
Pinkie Pie Thread #55: Burger Princess EditionWelcome welcome welcome, a fine welcome to you.Welcome welcome welcome, I say how do you do?Welcome welcome welcome, I say hip hip horray!Welcome welcome welcome to slash pink slash todaaaaay!...wait for it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58FAHEKOSbsPrevious thread was >>33297477Got a cute story you’ve shared? Submit it to the pastebin!https://pastebin.com/JDnCudzJNew Strawpoll!https://www.strawpoll.me/17292308Most popular answer last thread was “6-9 years”. Add whatever Pinkie Pie’s age is and...oh dear.
>>33539521>>33539570
I can make my Ponk fart confetti by surprising her, but I want to ask you professionals if that’s ethical.
weeb pie
>>33542234weeber pie
>>33542121It's not and I'm going to have to ask you to stop.
Rainbow Dash loves books, and reading is one of her passions. But there's something even better than a good book: sharing a good story with a friend.What kind of stories would she enjoy telling? What kind of stories would you tell her?Post pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>33461899Current Writefags:Rosenkreutz !!x9kIUBwer0nhttp://pastebin.com/u/Rosenkreutzmobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttp://pastebin.com/u/mobius_https://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33542118I'm sorry but a spy ain't gonna fool me that easily.
>>33541777This isn't definitive, but according to the leaks, G5 Fluttershy will be a unicorn, and the different races will meet in the movie for the first time. G5 Dash's only friend will be G5 Pinkie.>>33541970This so much. And also her laughter.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Loz86HyYXQMI have to say, I'm happy G5 got delayed until 2021, and even though FiM ends this year we'll still have a whole year to celebrate our Dash before G5fags take over the fandom. I was scared our last thread would be our last birthday thread.
>>33542118I hate this "What if Dash wasn't Dash, would you still love her?" bullshit. If she isn't Dash I don't love her, it's as simple as that.
>>33542336Discusting and superficialpilled
