Previous thread: >>33899550(Archive Link: http://yuki.la/mlp/33899550) >What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies being enslaved. >Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts. Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJthttps://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3https://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f (clop specific) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33954531When you intend to, you can write a lot.Now that Rosa is not at home Benjamin has no one to support him against his father's abuse, I doubt that the mare's escape saved him from punishment and without her supporting him in the studies his grades will surely fall into a tailspin, if he has luck Mr. Bones send him to a military school to "straighten him out", poor brat, so much anger towards the world because he simply did not have the courage to see her as a friend.Poor Gillian, she will need Rosa now more than ever.The politicians say so many lies that they end up believing them, people know that eventually everything they preach is nothing more than a lie to justify the money they spend at the expense of their taxes, it's good that Terry opened his eyes to Rosa about a little of the reality of the world, she has lived a lie all her life and little by little she begins to see the truth behind the fog that has been her education.Now we need to see what Rosa is going to have to do last night to compensate all the money she lost on her first night of partying, hopefully Sky Ligth does not ask her to help her with her "deliveries" at the truck stop, for now.Great work AWF
>>33959860>>33959882I know and I explained as much to her, but it doesn't change the fact that he/they at least partially ruined the extremely rare good feels she got from her art and I still fucking hate their guts for that.
>>33959902Ugh. For the record, it wasn't really as bad as I made it sound, I just woke up in a really shitty mood and this was one of the first things I saw.I should really stay off the internet until my meds kick in.
>>33959993I hope she doesn't hate us. I only know her from the Secret Santa threads but she was super nice and everything she drew there was the tippest top levels of adorable.
>>33959828Oi. Drawwifeperson. Quit feeling awful and recognize that you are doing some fantastic work here. Yes, I am unabashedly praising you because that's great work. If there's one good thing I'd point out in particular, it's how you've textured up the grass. A lot of your previous work has backgrounds with no or minimal texturing to them; here, you've managed to really add in the grass while keeping it simple enough it doesn't detract from the ponies. Makes it looks like a scene, not just a picture, if you get my meaning?
In these threads, we fantasize about an utopian Equestria where sex is not a taboo and is considered completely natural.An Equestria, where it is not uncommon for stallions to try to mount mares or for mares to present themselves to passing stallions (or human males) in public places if they should happen to get the urge.Mares casually conversing with their friends or going about their own business, paying little or no attention to the stallion eagerly rutting them, would be a common sight.Some suggested guidelines for the setting:- If a mare for whatever reason does not want it, they will just push the stallion out and gently nudge him off and he will try to find another mare instead- If a stallion (or human) masturbates in public without first trying to mount any mares around, they would consider it an insult to their attractivenessThese are merely suggestions, and the exact details are of course entirely up to headcanon.Story Archive: https://pastebin.com/23yPRUKv
Why did you make this thread?
>>33959510I shall hug you no more.Im already married to a Griffon, Dash.
>>33960071Interesting concept that has some decent green. Check out PPP by Ephemeral, or anything by Uh-hmm to get a good idea of the setting.
Sooo... any Cozy Glow stuff?Asking for a friend, who lives in my pants.
Moon-day pastebin: https://pastebin.com/He5X50m6Previous thread: >>33864524Warm summer night edition
>>33959357Feel the same way man. Really hoping the show's inability to actual write off characters shows up one last time here. Though, going off of what we've seen, it does feel like the two are just going to simply go off their own way at the end of it all for one hell of a vaca or something.Basically, knocking on wood here but, I wouldn't worry too much.Also, truth be told, ep 4 was fucking great for Luna and ep 13 was fun too imo. This season has actually been going a lot better than I was expecting for the two of them.
Deer THOT edition.Old thread: >>33793621/ourlobby/: LeafStatus page: http://198.27.67.67:9001/Upcoming Events:Does the tourney in Grain's hotel room at Bronycon count?VODs for 7, 8, and 9 are officially ded. RIP the dream. Steam page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/574980/Thems_Fightin_Herds/Patch Notes: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=574980Notation and Input Primer:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
So /tfh/, summer is gonna be over in a month and a half, are they gonna make the deadline?
>>33958121As in, how people can be so good?There was a time when people called me a dirty 09er for being a newby newb who started out getting competitive when SFIV came out, like so many others, but then it's like, by now that's 10 fucking years where I have been playing fighting games (and hardly anything but fighting games)I think it's almost impossible to not acquire some degree of competence over the span of 10 years. Now pretty much I know what's going on most of the time and can pick up any game and challenge any player and not be completely free. Enter tournaments for games I don't play and send a couple of people home. It's not magic it's just I wasted half of my life doing this shit
>>33959234Maybe?If not, we get to make fun of them.
>>33958121what do you mean 'you people'
>>33958121I honestly don't get how people can be so bad at them despite having overall video game knowledge. All you have to do is learn a simple yet not completely trash bnb, and not play like a dumbass (not ending your blockstrings with unsafe shit, not spamming wakeup dp, etc.), bam you're now average.
Whatever happened to them?
>>33955037Wouldn't it be nice if one of the remaining episodes of season 9 was a map episode where the friendship problem is the Diamond Dogs fighting with the Abyssinians?Even if it's the old cliche of cats and dogs fighting, we'd get to see them one last time, and maybe explore the lore of both their cultures before G4 comes to an end.
>>33958004Hey, Coming to Amareica was the shit.
>>33955037Rarity keeps them all as sex slaves in her basement. They love every second and think only of pleasing her.>>33955174That comic was legitimately great.
>>33955037They're dead
>>33955037Died
Snowy batty editionPrevious overfashioned bat >>33812065>Writers pastebin:http://pastebin.com/rfngWmsc>Story Archive (Cloud): http://derpy.me/BatStoryArchiveshttp://derpy.me/Bat_Pony_Stories>Image Archive (Cloud): http://derpy.me/BatPictureshttp://derpy.me/cheeki_breeki (nsfw)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33958022Kirins are for bullyI like kirins too
What if Kirin bat?
>>33958666Ave satan, let's do it
>>33959435Cute little fluff
Previous thread: >>33955866GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gf8UOWR5eIfp8FqpAWt3EUrSCCocOWazrZlMiTJwAYsOld CrazyRain's Stories' Archives:https://pastebin.com/z3CWqhnGPrompt Archives:https://pastebin.com/GAa4Wunt
>>33960108Its only till Lyra stops acting crazy Anon
>>33960114I know, it'd be just my luck that I'd end up stuck in some weird ayyverse limbo of killing myself and coming back forever.
>>33959499>'Nam Anon falls asleep at the park while reading a book.>Passerbys think he's cute when he doesn't look like he's going to eat somepony.>That is until he starts kicking in his sleep, little nose all scrunched up, before quickly escalating to screaming and tearing up the blanket he's sitting on.>Some mares panic and run away, others try to find the princess.>A few brave ones go and sleep on top of him, since close contact helps most ponies when they're feeling bad.>Surprisingly it works, Anon stops fussing, and wakes after a time covered in mares, almost getting a mouthful of fur when he tries to ask what the shit is going on.>They say he took some of them home in his arms to share his bed.
>>33960120I could see a few brave mares doing that to help him get over his PTSD.
>>33960120Reminds me of this.
Pinkie Pie Thread #58: Birthday Party EditionWelcome welcome welcome, a fine welcome to you.Welcome welcome welcome, I say how do you do?Welcome welcome welcome, I say hip hip horray!Welcome welcome welcome to slash pink slash todaaaaay!Previous thread was >>33700450Got a cute story you’ve shared? Submit it to the pastebin!https://pastebin.com/JDnCudzJThe question to end all questions.https://www.strawpoll.me/17980198Answer last time was “pudgy and soft”. Best butt.
>>33956401Rules are there for a reason. Complaints go to /meta/ threads - of which one is allowed per board - or in some cases to the IRC.
>>33957351Don’t worry Ponk, they just did.>>33956243
>>33906232More acceptable than Starlight nowadays.
Do you think Pinkie Pie would be into hypnotizing her friends and making them do silly things?
>>33959564>hypnotising her friendsMaybe in a fanfiction about a magic kit, but on the show, hypnosis has always been used for evil.>making them do silly thingsShe already does.
Royal Guard Mare ThreadSpecialist Sparkshower EditionThis thread is all about Equestria's mares in uniform. Whether they're a fighting troop, a backwater garrison, or simply the ponice, and whether they're pegasi, unicorn, earth, or other female, they're all welcome as primary subject matter for art & green.>OngoingEveryday Life With Guardsmares - https://pastebin.com/RHkvDaAw Everyday Life With Guardsmares FAQ - https://pastebin.com/QH8Mwutm Careful's Charge - http://pastebin.com/CkZbn3E6 Brave and Vannie - http://pastebin.com/8E2vAnyi Anon’s Regiment - http://pastebin.com/ruhuxiA6 >CompleteSkin and Oki - https://pastebin.com/zsYqrMin Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33958391Neat. thanks for the update
>>33947222>>33947734>>33949189Thanks for the thanks>>33947370Your reasoning is reasonable. He's just not really on anybody's radar quite yet. The thing with Kilfeather got hushed up, and even delivering the summons to Bitsmount was more about BItsmount and the Court than about the Royal Engineer himself. Likewise, magazines like Playboy or Penthouse do not employ paparazzi.>>33947447The bags are for the purchases, after old-style convenience, newsstand or VHS stores where the smut was in a back room, curtained off and often near a secondary cashier.>>33947874Glad to hear that the lead kiss is off the menu for a while.>>33948361Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33958949>That's very high praise. Thank you.You're welcome.What's the prognosis for this week?
>>33958391The content was good. The Arena action flowed well. I could almost hear the rock golems crumbling in my head. You might've used too many commas this time around but I'm not an expert in punctuation so I'll leave that to others who may know better than I do. I look forward to the next update.
>>33958949>>33949792How would a pony even use a whip while holding it with their mouth? That seems like it would backfire horribly, if ponies are even able to whip their heads fast and properly enough.
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Ralt and Lunalt have been tested. I think it is ok to say they can be good by themselves
>>33959520We'll obviously have to see if they have staying power or if they're just temporary hotness, but yeah so far they're still pretty funny. Or, at least, they're in funny stories.
>SA"Chrysalis"~~~>..."You've got a reaallllyyy far off look in your eyes.">..."What do you see?... Can you see through time?">..."Quick! Which asshole is going to try to destroy Canterlot next week!"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33959707Okay that was some Top Tier Chrysalis.
>>33959707>"I'm worried someone will blame me!"I mean...
My Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria Vol. 1 is out today on digital storefronts.Here's the synopsis for it:My Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria Vol. 1>David Lumsdon (Author), Shiei (Illustrator) >An all-new manga series set in the world of Hasbro’s My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!>The world of My Little Pony comes alive in this distinctive manga series that spotlights each of the Mane 6 and a host of other characters from the land of Equestria! When Pinkie Pie lends a hoof to help Twilight Sparkle and Spike clean up the castle Library, she discovers a mysterious mirror with the power to gaze into alternate realities. Upon entering the portal-like mirror, Pinkie Pie sets off a chain of events that could spell doom for Equestria! Follow this adventure–and many more–in this hilarious new manga series for fans of all ages.As usual, if you enjoy what you see here and want to see more like it then please go out and get the book physically if you can.Hope those of you who read this enjoy it!
>>33957961no, you're unironically bitter and out of touch, but that has nothing to do with the fact this comic has the charm of the first seasons.
>>33956693Is it wrong that I imagined one of those crabs pinching a stallion's "coin purse" after reading that page?
>>33959848hxh is godtier anon, but waiting for that manga to update is suffering, maybe in 10 years...
>>33959767>>33959782Oh kek actually there is a tiny difference, I numbered them 001-128 instead of 1-128 so some shitty programs might show them in order when otherwise it'd show them like 1,10,11,110,111,2,20,21 or some shit
>>33960098yeah, I did that too. then I made web pages to show the pages 2-up, separated by chapter. so I can link some people to it.I still plan on buying/ordering it. this'll hold me over until it gets here.
What songs would you like to see ponified or want to be covered by the characters?
>>33959994https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
>>33959991>Animations not timed to the song beatThis trigger my autism but still well made, only need appul vocals now>>33959606Musicals would be based af, i can think on two specifically>Phantom of the operaFluttershy as the main singer, with Discord being the phantom>Dr. Jekyll and Mr. HydePinkie as the main scientist(Jekyll) and Pinkamena as the evil side(Hyde)Like: https://youtu.be/deN1HJZA9eE
>>33959606https://youtu.be/p0PjECSyJ7w
>>33959606https://youtu.be/oCJIUBf01Z0This by Rainbow Dash or Gilda. Maybe even in EQG version.
>>33959606Cleveland Rocks, I guess?
Kirin.
>>33958802Are there Earth Kirin? Maybe an inferior caste to horned Kirin? Would still cuddle, because floof.A pity we'll never seen them in the show again.
>>33958172I'll check mine. I need a new desk chair.
>>33958802There's probably a stream of dehorning too.
>>3395880210/10 would snuggle.
"So I came here but left the couch alone, they're hard to move." ~Autumn Blaze
Rainbow Dash is celebrating! After months of hard practice, she finally got the record in the Mustang Marathon. It's one of the biggest achievements for competing pegasi, and something to be proud of.All her friends are here for the party. There's going to be pizza, cupcakes, and express passes for the recently revamped Wild Blue Yonder. Everyone will sure have a great time. But even an awesome party can get awesomer with a little help. How'd you make the party even better for Dash?Post pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>33819778Current Writefags:Rosenkreutz !!x9kIUBwer0nhttp://pastebin.com/u/Rosenkreutzmobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttp://pastebin.com/u/mobius_https://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33958735I didn’t know liaaqila could fire shots like that.
>>33958006Have a WebM.
>"Please stop booping me sir..."
>>33959580fair enough, that makes practical sense
>>33959553The UK constitutional monarchy system is probably the longest-lasting stable modern government, since it's been continuous in its current form since 1688 or so.In it the monarch isn't that important, but a key part of is that people can be appointed (not elected) lifetime membership in the House of Lords, which has oversight powers and can delay and propose amendments to, but not completely block, bills from the elected House of Commons.Since there's a strong tradition of lifetime peerage being granted to well-known academics, professionals, and business leaders, this lets the House of Lords act as a source of expert advice and long-term stability, without being able to outright negate overall popular consensus the way upper legislative houses in some countries can.>>33959580The basic problem with entrusting real active power to a hereditary monarch is that you inevitably end up with familial infighting or outright coups when there are a bunch of brothers who hate each other or a new king who's either hated or just an idiot by the vagaries of genetics.What works better is things like the UK has, where the monarch has break-glass-in-emergency veto power to dissolve the government and force a new one, in case of secret Nazis getting elected.
>>33959686>The UK constitutional monarchy system is probably the longest-lasting stable modern governmentNot for much longer though. It's on its way out.
>>33814108No
>>33960092>Hates booping poniesWhat are you, trenchfag?
