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Its suppose do be reply for the guy who call him white supr... also why you think he is only yelling at clouds ? We know what he is talking about and most of the times people who oposed him are the one who are screeching.
He's good for pissing off sjws but when you get into the ideological package he's just scared of a vague concept of le evil communists.
Better little exaggerated caution then being ignorant since... you know...communist arent good guys
this fucking voice AI is wild. can anyone play with it? is there a link?

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Sorry guys, I haven’t made a post on /mlp/ since 2012, but I just really needed to vent. I appreciate anyone who reads through my entire spiel, but feel free to ignore it.

I was introduced to MLP back in 2011 just after the last episode of S1 aired. I was enthralled by the show and its characters after only watching the first few episodes and proceeded to binge the entire season within a few days. I could relate to so many of the characters, and I really couldn’t get enough of the show. After finishing the season, I eagerly waited for the premiere of the next one while keeping up to date with any relevant MLP news, fanfics, boards, etc (I remember visiting EQD and reading FO:E religiously quite vividly).

I remember watching the premiere of S2 and all of its episodes each week live on streaming websites and absolutely loving every new episode that was churned out. I remember people freaking out over Derpy and dying over Pinkie’s Chocolate Rain bit. Ultimately, I remember reading that the premiere of S3 would air half a year after the last episode of S2 and feeling depressed, but I knew that the fandom was still growing rapidly and that there was no chance that FIM and its characters would cease to exist after only three seasons, so I was able to fill that time gap with fanfics on FIMFiction and pony-related discussions on reddit and 4chan (I think this was also about the time when /mlp/ was first introduced).

But after keeping up with the fandom until the premiere of S3, real life—graduating from college, moving to another city, and getting a new job, for starters—hit me really hard, and my passion for the show began to dwindle as I soon viewed my interest in the show as a distraction to my work. I skimmed through pony-related imageboards from time to time, but I only managed to get past the first three or so episodes of S3 before I stopped watching the show altogether.
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this comic deserves a thread of its own, fucking beautiful
Oh, anon, the moment you hit Episode 15 is where things start to go downhill from there.
i actually enjoyed ep 16

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>What is Flutterrape?

Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anonymous, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.

>It's been seven years, how is this thread still alive?

A perverse mixture of Necromancy and spite.

>How do I start writing?

Use your imagination, you, wonderful human being, you. Also, try to have good grammar, competent writing skills, poor standards and questionable life choices.

Writing Guides:

Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e (embed)

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>"I got you a present, Anon."
>You open the box Fluttershy gives you
>Inside is a pair of square-rim glasses
"Flutters, I see just fine."
>"Go ahead and try them on anyway."
"Why did you get me this?"
>"I just thought you'd look good in them."
"Why should I care about that? I don't even like you any--"
>"You should start wearing them. Oh, and you should grow a beard."
"A beard?"
>"Yeah, a really thick one."
"But I don't . . . Look, what is it you're planning?"
>"Nothing at all. Here, drink this latte."
>Flutters is suddenly holding a latte

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>"Then let's do something together."
"Let's not."
>Flutters gasps and opens her mouth wide in a big smile
>"OMG! I just remembered that Rainbow Dash got the new Neightendo Switch!"
"What the fuck are you talking about? Neightendo isn't even a thing!"
>She ignores you and starts putting a new cartridge in her vape
"I'm not even gonna ask where you got that."
>She smokes some and, with mist rolling from her mouth, asks you:
>"So do you wanna get some more lattes and some trail mix and go do some gaming?"
>You just shake your head ruefully, there's no arguing with this mare
>You take off her glasses and drop them and the latte on the ground
"That's it. I'm done with you. Goodbye."
>"Wait, give me back the sweater I gave you."
"What the fuck are you--"

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>You opt for your big move
"Now if you'll excuse me . . . I gotta go fast!"
>You turn, push your arms back up behind your head and start running away at the speed of kenyans
>You seemed in the clear, but just to be extra safe you kept yelling 'I Liek Mudkipz!' all the way until you were home
>Sure, you looked like an asshole in public the entire time
>But at least you were no longer in the clutches of
>Fucking BasedShy

>Little could you have known that, as Fluttershy's fedora tipped in your direction, she felt her strength returning
>She thought to herself:
>'So, cringe is stronger than onions after all!'
>She began thinking of ways that she would out-cringe you during your next encounter
>And, once she was back home, she began work on some very deviant art indeed
shit, i forgot while i was posting this that 's oy' is actually a filtered word

well, you get the idea, anyway
I can't wait for PastaShy.

New platform for an update.

Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.
>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.

That's the prompt that started it all. So what's this thread about? It's about Anon bringing human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight. Although, that's not necessarily the prompt you need to follow if writing is what you desire.

Thread Story List.

Active stories:
Red Shift
>Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/m5j8aLAB https://pastebin.com/U2qmJcuL https://pastebin.com/6HCHr7ZH
>End of the last update: >>33968494
Shape Your Home (#deca.mare, posted in NMP)

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fire the emergency booster engines
Are there any stories about Twilight discovering that Equestria revolves around the sun and that the princesses are frauds?
I do remember a story that was abandoned that has something similar. All I remember is that it involved Celestia covering up the fact that the world is round after Luna was trapped in the moon and Luna was shocked to find out that even Twilight thought the world was flat.
Do you remember which one that was?

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Anon I can't sleep, could you tell me a story please??
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The air was warm, the sun was shining, and all of Ponyville was having a glorious day.
This takes me back.
W-was she green with a black mane?
Why yes
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>"You zoned out, there. Are you alright?"
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Alright Cherry, we can change the conversation and get things moving a different way, but we need to have a chat about this later. Pumpkin seems to have liked you enough to be upset to talk about it so it shouldn't be hard to get her to change the subject.
And she probably wouldn't be one to lie about you, (little rude there, Cherry) but if anyone is going to spill any beans about you, it's at some point going to be from a spirit horses mouth.
Ok. Let's crack this shit. Phoenix Wright style. (Wish I had some evidence to bring up bullshit and unlock more, but press and talk will have to do)

1: Calm Cherry down. If this goes wrong now, we might die on spot. She needs to be calm.

2: Speak with Pumpkin about the events slowly. Let her remember the good times. Maybe that way Cherry will be comfortable about this.

3: Check on our body. If Cherry gets too angry, we must fall back.
You could always tell me about your past if you want. It doesn't have to be about how you died, I just want to know more about you. It would behoove me to learn, I think, seeing as how you've got a little piece of me floating around in there.
If you can keep this pause up we can do it right here, just the two of us, at whatever pace is most comfortable to you.
Neat power, by the way.
Change topic to Strawberry. Once she stops talking about Cherry, mention it to Cherry that you'd like to know more between each other.
If we need a short solution just tell Pumpkin not to worry about it since it's clearly painful for her.

No battlestation thread? That’s a problem. Here’s my little corner of autism.
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It's a plush yeah
Obviously Spike
beat me to it
Let me know if you want a different resolution. I traced a vector version of this wallpaper a few years ago so I can render it at different sizes.
Mind sharing that wallpaper?

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What does this facial expression convey?
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Oh you can do it and there’s no issue but catch your favorite pony in the act and suddenly it’s abhorrent.
>positive score
Thanks for revealing the tourists, anon. Faggots probably haven't even seen Celestia taking a shit into Faust's mouth yet.
lust for human cock

I'm worried. What if the finale is a rushed mess?
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It will be. Guaranteed.
Now stop making this thread, faggot.
Are you actually a fucking idiot? If >>34179954 had meant that then they would have just said every finale since [insert finale here] except for Twilight's Kingdom was shit.
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But both of those are me
>>34179955 implies that because I'm saying Twilight's Kingdom was the last non-shit finale I like MMC as well and I'm calling him retarded in >>34179957 and >>34179960
Why would you be worried about the most obvious outcome in existence?
Well fuck.
I'm just gonna go now.

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Dubs confirm Tea is superior: therefore so are kirin. Also the kirin Tea Song:
>Jezza 2020
You fool, everyone knows that Boris has greater control over the Tea: his very blood is said to have been replaced with it to sate his endless upper class appetite for Indian and Chinese wealth; in 2020 he will command the tea to rise into legions of tea golems that will catapult the UK back to relevance.
Gonna have a chinese tonight lads, Duck and plum or Sweet and Spicy Chicken?
The Kirin is hiding
>unironically shilling for a fucking communist
Neck yourself.

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It's Sun-day: Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.

Under new management for now.
Remember kids, suicide is an answer, but never the answer.

But on a happier note:
Do you guys think she misses her cuddles with Twilight?
And do you think we will ever see her cuddling with a filly Twilight in the show?

SUN-DAY Story Archive:
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Oh and there's this.
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Ah, see, you forgot to scratch her behind the ears and tell her she's a good pony. Rookie mistake.
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>Booping bestows the booper with good luck
>Like rubbing the laughing buddha's belly, or pone tummy in this case
>Travel the land playing stupid practical jokes that take advantage of this factor
>As your boop count grows larger, so compounds your extraordinary god-like luck
>Multiplied luck stat allows for increasingly elaborate pranks (involving boops)
>Endowed with the power of Boops' Blessing, You am become Boopmeister
>Not even Discord stands a chance against your booply behavior
>Feeling guilt for enabling your vile boopery, it is now Celestia's duty to rein you in Like a horse. Horse reins. Get it?
>With unstoppable luck on your side, you trick her into becoming your boopslut forevermore
>Equestria falls in the meanwhile
>You two are still booping
>tfw you inadvertently bring about the boopocalypse
>unstoppable luck
>destroys equestria inadvertently
Nah, nigga. She'd fall hopelessly in love with me and I'd end up ageless if I got unstoppable luck. I'd go roaming around Equestria solving all of the nations problems with boops. Oh? This faggot wants to invade Canterlot? I'ma walk right into his fortress and laugh as the boop god cause all defenses to fail. Then I boop the fucker and control him to gtfo. Oh? Some ancient force of magic is unraveling and threatening to destroy the balance of magical energy? I'll just boop the fucking air and reset that shit. Came too quickly during sex? Boop my dick, now I'm back.

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She knows you're staring and she likes it


>Shimslut aka Whore of CHS
>totally-not-a-slut Trixslut



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Pretty gay. Just show it all off
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a proper slut knows the value in teasing and leaving things to the horny onlooker's imagination
A proper slut would be dying to wear as little and show as much as she can while still keeping her genitals technically concealed.
That image is unf tier
A good slut would tailor her approach to the particular fuck she's after at that time, but yeah, she'd want to show as much as she could without getting arrested at all times. Sluts can't deny their urges. It's why they're sluts. And we love them for it.

Welcome to the My Massive Pony Thread!
Dragon Edition

Check out our slowly growing pastebin: https://pastebin.com/9HrRJZqs

Place for fan art, fan fics, stories, and even canon content, for ponies of all sizes, from the smallest spark to the largest monolith of friendship!

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it's over
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>Artist does something that isn't his usual theme ONCE
>People start calling him dead

Even if it's a jest, know that this attitude does make most artists a bit uncomfortable and like's they're abandonning their viewer base, but if an artist can't draw what they want they'll feel bad too

This is how you kill an artist on the long run

>Even if it's a jest, know that this attitude does make most artists a bit uncomfortable
It was me and so very obviously a jest.
Besides, I don't think you can make Nignogs uncomfortable

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Was the tens digit of your age different when you got into MLP?
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I was late teens I am now early 20s
Not much of a change really, other than instead of being a cashier I now have to worry with permits and loicens and all that Bullshit to get paid

White collar jobs suck
24 when it started now 33 I hear ya buddy. Got married and had two kids in that time.
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Started watching when I was 19 am now 27. Pony was one of the few things that genuinely made me happy throughout this decade even when it annoyed me from time to time, just seeing their adorable little faces always makes me smile, even though the quality of the show has deteriorated over the years I still can find some enjoyment in it now that it. I'm really going to miss this era of pony once it ends in a couple of months, the experiences that I had back in the day because of this show are things that I'll remember forever. My only regret is that I wish I could of went a pony convention when it was still a thing where I live, oh well.
18 at the start. 27 now.

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So this is a thing that exists apparently.

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Lylee. Cheerira looks kinda off with that color scheme. Lylee looks like a more intense amethyst.
I want to spit my cum on her
Wew lad.

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