Rarity is clearly best pony, but why?
Rarity has a big marecock
>>33742608and she'll blow your cum out!> the three little swigs
I want to shoot thick cum ropes into Raritys womb
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>>33759394pinkie is nice when shes not annoying
Previous Thread:>>33679101Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags--BG9:https://pastebin.com/rnmM7QJk (Mane Seven)https://pastebin.com/BFZq3W6t (Sunset Shimmer)Pheno: https://pastebin.com/Vryifbp1 (Limestone)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33756858Wew that image is unf.
>>33756858Wowee!
>>33756858"""dress"""
>>33758559More like cloth
>>33756282Bruh you'll get your post scruffed if you post anthro. It's one of the rules.
---------------------------------------------Last thread: >>33665806Last post: >>33688372Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/dream/--------------------------------------------->>33688383"Family were just hoping that one day Luna would have enough free time to deal with my situation. By the time the wait grew too long, I was already far too used to it to bother trying.">"I see... At least you're used to it. Still...""But now that I woke up in another world, I don't think I can ignore it anymore.">"Mm, so you're hoping to maybe find a solution to this problem of yours there? In the other world? Actually, did the charm we set up worked? Any... weird or crazy dreams while you slept up there?">Act?
>>33758126Ask how they know him and how you should act there. Is he a laid back guy? Serious and we should be quiet? Do you think he could recommend a good generator?
>>33758126Looks like a bunch of discount machines. Not that it's a bad thing, of course. We are on a budget as Cut keeps commenting on in vain.
>>33758189>>33758270"Looks like a bunch of discount machines. Not that it's a bad thing, of course. We 'are' on a budget, as Cut keeps commenting on in vain.">"Hmph.">The earth pony huffs at your comment.>"Hahaha, I'm sure you'll find the price reasonable. Heck, I'll pitch in for it too.""So you know the owner?">"Yeah, he's a friend, knew him from school.""He a laid back guy? Should I be wary about how I act?">"I doubt that you need to be worried about something like that, we're the customer here.">"Yeah, he's cool, don't worry about it.""Do you think he could recommend a good generator?">"If I didn't think that, we wouldn't be here. Plus, if it doesn't work out, he can get us one or point us in the right direction."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33758949So a win-win? Well, you better introduce us to him then.
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>"I've brought Gods to their knees and founded the mightiest kingdom this world has ever seen">"choose your next words carefully monkey boy."
>>33758377And then he died.
>>33758391Somebody else already did it funnier.
>>33756808Just give her a regular look and wait for her to realize how rood she sounds.
>>33756824Based and crystalpilled
>>33756808Canterlot wedding was an inside job.You knew Shining Armor was an incompetent commander, which is why you put him in charge of security detail.You wanted to spark outrage against changelings.After a quick coup and subversion of the changeling traditions though bread and circuses, you gave them a weak puppet king you have total control over through your direct vassal Twilight Sparkle.Without a queen to repopulate the hive, they will all die off. And you know this.Also isn't it weird how most of the Crystal Empire has been covered in permafrost for such a long time?Almost like the sun somehow fails to shine there properly?Isn't that interesting.You know, they used to have extensive local agriculture, but during Sombra's rule the frost seemed to always kill the crops.During this time, almost all of the Empire's food stock relied purely on import.Not from Equestria. Turns out Crystal Empire was placed under an embargo. Interesting.So in order to avoid starvation, they had to buy food from the Griffons at ludicrous prices in crystal.But now that you placed your good friend Cadence on the throne, none of this seems to be a problem anymore.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Previous Bread >>33547629>What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. The top half is mostly human, the bottom is from pony mom (or pony dad). This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.>What about other species?The show had quite a few different intelligent species by season 8, 'everycreature' and all. Pick your poison, but /mlp/ is mainly into ponies.>What is the world/characters/personalities & attributes?The most common setting is one or multiple Anons in Equestria. Most of the established characters are in the list below, the personalities mostly vary from green to green. Just ask the thread about common headcanons.Satyrs by Parent: https://pastebin.com/d7T2GaDkStory by Parent: http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5Author List: http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECqSearchable Archive:http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyrComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33757460Uncle Anon and his wife and daughter just really like Nettle.They've offered to let her move in if she wants.
>>33758012Everyone is someone's kid.
Bat
>>33758937A cutie! Although that chin looks a bit odd.
>>33758937What a slut having her belly exposed to prying eyes like that. I bet she lets total strangers blow raspberries on that tummy-tums.
What is your favorite video that has come out of the fandom? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZDhMKk4tfgThere is one more I cant remember for the life of me but it involves Twilight looking at the graves of each pony with her eyes turning white at the end
>>33757291Classic. I'd harvest 50 filly hearts for more Skaijo skits. Layton, MLP, anything with her lunatic voice actor TW.
>>33752266Old but gold.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1DGeeQk8yshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTPMmBQjlFQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXJjZjl6Y_4
>>33755216>RDPBASED as fuck
>>33754967A damn good one, too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8OnjavPXyo
rarity
>>33758507www.youtube.com/user/Plobocz/videos
>>33757566>Unicorn magic levels up RPG styleFuck, this makes sense.
>>33757566I will admit that this is mainly a "muh headcanon" issue for me, because magic in the show has been all kinds of inconsistent anyway.If you take laser beams as pure exerts of a unicorn's power then yeah everyone should be able to do it, with various degrees of efficiency. But they could've given her something unique, as you said with the levitation of multiple objects - make her wield like 10 pairs of shears to precisely cut the vines apart, since that's more up her alley. I don't have a problem with Rarity being able to magic blast per se, it's that putting her out there to blast raw, brute power because she's a unicorn is lazy and not creative at all. It makes more sense for Twilight especially since the DBZ Tirek showdown, but Rarity doesn't strike me as a pony who you put in front of a problem and she just blasts it until it goes away.So yeah, it's basically a "they could've done something fun instead" issue on my end.
>>33758507Still around. Just busy and lost some of the drive that made me do it, and now with S9 already going there's not much point updating anything when I'd have to do it all again in a few months.
>>33758492Cursed image.
Previous Thread: >>33750383Hot summer editionGoogleDoc Pastebin Archive:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gf8UOWR5eIfp8FqpAWt3EUrSCCocOWazrZlMiTJwAYsOld CrazyRain's Stories' Archives:https://pastebin.com/z3CWqhnGPrompt Archives:https://pastebin.com/GAa4WuntWiP Story Archives:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/edit?usp=sharing
>>33759429always like the stories where spike is bro-tieri think you did welli missed the reference though
>>33759429>I Also thought it might be interesting to write a RGRE story where all the main characters and the princess's dont really care or even out right dont like AnonYes. This.Look, I love my waifu as much as the next guy, probably, but I do so enjoy stories more where Anon has to *work* for it. And Anon being the center of attention is offputting if he has no other positive qualities going for him other than "Is an Alien".
>>33757282This man understands that adversity and existence are one and the same
>>33759429SAME AS IT EVER WASSAME AS IT EVER WASSAME AS IT EVER WASSAME AS IT EVER WAShttps://youtu.be/A0j56oxVMEkNever doubt the ability of random people on the internet to get a reference to a reference.Nice cozy oneshot anyways, despite it being >anthro. I'd also be interested in a short where Anon is more of a background pony guy.
How would you feel if your waifu went to war for you, Helen of troy style?
Princess spike at the throne
>>33757615I want to lick Spike's feet
Got any of Spike on the throne?
>>33757615>princess spikehes a guy right? i always thought he was a guy, not a watcher of the show but a fapper of some of the porn the community makes of it.yummy horse dicks :3
>>33757744Princess Spike was Jim Miller's idea, so what were you expecting? Quality and originality?
>>33758800In what way is it not original? There hasn't been an episode previous or since where spike has assumed the role or similar and abused his powers.Quality may be subjective, unless you have specific measurable points to go by with reference to a generally well accepted episode.That said, what episode would meet both your standards of quality and originality? Knowing that, I may better be able to see how you've arrived at your potentially valid conclusion on the episode in question here.
Previous Thread: >>33669928Post pics, and love Sunset.Sunset Sunday Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/EG5MyMqEGreentextSavant’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGreyBG9's Pastebin- https://pastebin.com/u/BG9_RebornGritsaw’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/GritsawZharkaer's Pastebin- https://pastebin.com/u/ZharkaerTstar231's Pastebin- https://pastebin.com/u/Tstar231Sunset Greentexts-Sunset x Anon by XMRWRITEFAGX- http://pastebin.com/8D0At0aPBurning Sensation (NSFW, Mutant Sunset x Anon) by SUPERKEATON https://pastebin.com/uFRYAqkiCold by BOLTGREENS https://pastebin.com/DBu4mLxrComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33758314How much hairspray does she have to keep that squiggle still in the water?
She looks so hot with those eyebrows and the war paint.
I love jazz and I love booze. This image speaks to me.Just wish there was a version without Adagio, not that I have anything against dazzlefriends.
>>33759130To be honest, I like Adagio better in that pic. Sunsets face looks a bit off and Adagio's dress is prettier.
How hyped were you for the movie?Did it deliver?
>>33753647How is curremt mlp cynical?
>>33753940>Compared to the outrageous "imagine actually liking songsThey LITERALLY did that in the season 1 opening. Fuuuck, moviefags are so dumb.
>>33759581Are you for real? Are you seriously pretending that Twilight thinking that songs are stupid, but following exactly what the song says and using it to make some spooky shit go away is even remotely similar to Starlight thinking that songs are stupid and the show proving her right when the stupid song is literally what makes the mane 6 lose the game?>moviefags are so dumbOh, my bad, you're just trying to start shit. In a bait thread no less. Well, please do go on.
>>33757365MLP movie songs were better than anything barbies shat out
>>33756616It was a good game at the time when we werent aware that SJW are infecting video games and that walking simulators are turning into a genre
How can you love your waifu if you can't even love yourself?
>>33744652
>>33759364Fatties don't deserve happiness. Honestly they don't deserve to breathe either.
>>33759489fat people are a drain on society
>>33759489>>33759554Hear, hear. Eternal /fph/.
>>33759554>"Bring me Captain Solo and The Wookie!"
Daily reminder that Grogar created Discord.
>>33758125>what is age signifiers
>>33758677>what are age signifiersFTFY
>>33757104got ya!Next thread..See ya tomorrow!!
>>33757104He created Zubat apparently
>>33758677These are goat parts, not age signifiers. You retards are aware evn young female goats have white goatee,eyebrows and mane?
April Fools' Day Edition"I Can't Wait To See Their Faces When They Find Out I Put Laxatives In Their Cakes" Sub-EditionOld pranks: https://pastebin.com/XtAKzbfq
>>33756075Yeah, look at him, just staring at her picture like some kind of moron instead of asking her out for some coffee or a bite to eat, missing out on a chance of getting to know her better.He'll never know if he has a chance to park in the faculty parking lot...
>>33756763>"Shhh~...Imagine we're flying, Anonymous..in spaaace..">"WRRRRRRSSSSSHGNNNNNNNNNNNGHSSSSH- THIS IS COSMIC RADIATION, SWEETHEART, IT'S EVERYWHERE IN SPACE- RRRRSSSSHSSHSNNNNGH-">"*Ahem* My apologies..I was trying to stay true to the reality of space."
>>33757883>Tfw you will never get to bang vice principal Luna over a table
>"Private Sparkle if you don't wipe that stupid look off your face so help me, Master Sergeant Anonymous will.">'...M-Master Sergeant Anonymous is coming?'>Mom's glare turns even darker>"Front-line Infantry."
>"Welcome back, Anonymous, Ms. C.">"Box of whoppers for the sir, and frozen mini cake bites for the lady?">'Exceptional service as always, Robert, many thanks.'>"Enjoy the 'date but not date', Sir.">'Robert you're incorrigible, my friend.'>"My hope is one day kinoplex's everywhere understand the magic of mother-son dates.">'Doing God's work, Robert.'
What would be the main 7's go to carry guns? And what kind of gun owners would they be for that matter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlzWH16KHp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlGL4DV3CFYA pony get together in America
>>33759633>Schoolwell shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiebgcDjqw4
http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2000/columbine.cd/Pages/TOC.htm
