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>Before trying anything he could to protect his crotch
>Right before he's hit with several concussive bolts
>They leave him reeling but still standing as he still held his crotch to still protect it
>Applejack acts next twirling a lasso around lining up how to throw it
>Then just decides 'fuck it', and bum rushes him
>Hitting him with a haymaker punch to the face while he was still holding his crotch
>This sends him him to the ground
>Though before she could start kicking him he rolls away on the ground
>He got back up once a good distance, but definitely not looking good
>Knowing the fight is turning against him since most of your group hasn't even done anything yet
>Apparently using his magic he rips a locker off the wall to throw it
>Applejack moves to intercept it, and Apple Bloom stands behind her to help brace her
>While they're doing that he somehow smashes through the wall to escape

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>Though you had more immediate concerns as your group walked around to the front of the building
>While the girls, even Cozy walked while gathered around Scootaloo
>Making sure she was okay, and you were glad she was okay for the most part
>Applejack still taking charge as she told the booth person we forgot stuff inside
>Your group is let inside without a fuss
>You go collect your stuff without issue
>Though you had to pretend you didn't know anything about 'what happened'
>When you encountered people unsure what happened, but heard about serious damage to the building
>You go back out through the front to meet up with the group
>They'd all gotten their stuff too
>Now you were all going to the police station
>Applejack explaining out of earshot from anyone else, "We'll go tah tha police station now. Tah turn in da evidence against Iron Will on our terms. With no talkin' 'bout magic."
>Diamond announces sounding proud of herself, "I stopped recording just before the fight started. So there's no magic shown in it."

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>Yet at some point it was all over
>The police officer you were all talking to assures you Iron Will was a wanted fugitive now
>Which definitely at the very least meant Scootaloo would need a new swimming coach
>Hopefully someone who's legit this time
>Though you couldn't ignore the fact that probably wasn't the last time you'd see him
>It was probably worst for Scootaloo because he probably hasn't given up on having her
>Apple Bloom asks again if Scootaloo is okay after you all leave the police station
>She looks down before responding, "Yeah, I think I'll be alright. I'm disappointed I was right about him. It would have been great if he was a real teacher who just wanted me to succeed without anything weird or sexual entering into it..."
>She continues even sounding a little heartbroken, "I even looked up to him a little... Not anymore though... Not anymore..."
>You hope even more now that the new swim couch is a really good one
You try cheering her up telling her, "I'm sure you'll be a great athlete someday. You don't need him, or anyone like him to be great."
>The others agree with you saying stuff like 'yeah'
>Apple Bloom even pats her on the back in support

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Pastebin updated
>tfw anons that shitposted Kirko out have to suffer with trite green and gay while you get to read his greens in other threads
Like pottery

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Here's a game-

Make a wish for G5. Next anon comes up for how the wish backfires.

I'll start. Yuri becomes a major element of G5.
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she's depicted as a racist hick who's always wrong in every episode she appears in to drive "country" bad as a message.
>their mentally ill brain belong in another body like a non sapient animal
That's not ill, it's cool.
is being stallionsplained cool too?
Your wish is granted that everyone in the whole world has to watch the g5 pilot movie mandatory, the upset causes you to get doxxed, your house burned down and you physically put near death. you get to watch g5 from the hospital bed breathing out of a straw.
Derpy remains an easter egg

No, that's not a typo of "G5". Welcome! This thread is dedicated to the months that led up to the premiere of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and all the little bits of gossip and snippets of information about the new show that emerged during that time period. Before the G4 fandom could even be conceived of, there were MLP fans who eagerly snatched up any pony news floating out in the ether. I researched as thoroughly as my enthusiasm and Google-fu allowed, and I want to share my findings with you. These findings exist on the backs of others whose passion for pony made them archive and save all they could, making it possible for us to see it today.

This is FiM prehistory, folks!
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Historical records are historical.

Anyone archived this yet?
The automatic system that's been running for years.
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This was a really fantastic thread.
Thank you for this, man.
Pony archival effort Discord group here https://discord.gg/s5Xbxp


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Lunar Year edition.
In these threads, we fantasize about an utopian Equestria where sex is not a taboo and is considered exquisitely natural.
An Equestria, where it is not uncommon for stallions to try to mount mares or for mares to present themselves to passing stallions (or human males) in public places if they should happen to get the urge.
Mares casually conversing with their friends or going about their own business, paying little or no attention to the stallion eagerly rutting them, would be a common sight.

Some suggested guidelines for the setting:
- If a mare for whatever reason does not want it, they will just push the stallion out and gently nudge him off and he will try to find another mare instead
- If a stallion (or human) masturbates in public without first trying to mount any mares around, they would consider it an insult to their attractiveness

These are merely suggestions, and the exact details are of course entirely up to headcanon.

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Ew. Enjoy her abrasive vagina as it shreds your penis
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I wish go-gurt anon would come back.
The one time it'd be nice to have someone namefag so we could find their other greens
>Not blowing your load to the cutest tomboy
K. I’ll stick with my Minotaurs, Diamond dogs, griffins, and dragons
I cannot namefag. If I did you might get shitposted, so I’ve been randomly dropping one shots. That blossom story was me too

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Post pics, and love Sunset.

Sunset Sunday Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/EG5MyMqE
GreentextSavant’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGrey
BG9's Pastebin- https://pastebin.com/u/BG9_Reborn
Gritsaw’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/Gritsaw
Zharkaer's Pastebin- https://pastebin.com/u/Zharkaer
Tstar231's Pastebin- https://pastebin.com/u/Tstar231

Sunset Greentexts-
Sunset x Anon by XMRWRITEFAGX- http://pastebin.com/8D0At0aP
Burning Sensation (NSFW, Mutant Sunset x Anon) by SUPERKEATON https://pastebin.com/uFRYAqki
Cold by BOLTGREENS https://pastebin.com/DBu4mLxr

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Why not Spellblade Shimmer?
i'd be cool with that.

ise-what now?
Isekai is the name for manga/anime schlock where either a boring Japanese high-schooler, or boring Japanese salaryman gets transported to a mediaval-european fantasy world. Usually with stupidly overpowered abilities, and a quickly amassed harem. The most usual means of entering said world is by being fatally hit by a truck.
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always keep some bottles at the ready
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Puppy Love edition
AKA because it's almost Valentine's day and this is the purest love I could find edition

Old thread: >>33446474
/ourlobby/: Leaf
Status page:

Upcoming Events:
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Shitshow is still in action!

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Explain why you love MANE6 (if you do.)
What if I don't?
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I can't believe Velvet fucking died

Pinkie Pie Thread #55: Burger Princess Edition
Welcome welcome welcome, a fine welcome to you.
Welcome welcome welcome, I say how do you do?
Welcome welcome welcome, I say hip hip horray!
Welcome welcome welcome to slash pink slash todaaaaay!
...wait for it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58FAHEKOSbs
Previous thread was >>33297477
Got a cute story you’ve shared? Submit it to the pastebin!
New Strawpoll!
Most popular answer last thread was “6-9 years”. Add whatever Pinkie Pie’s age is and...oh dear.
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I can make my Ponk fart confetti by surprising her, but I want to ask you professionals if that’s ethical.
weeb pie
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weeber pie
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It's not and I'm going to have to ask you to stop.

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Rainbow Dash loves books, and reading is one of her passions. But there's something even better than a good book: sharing a good story with a friend.
What kind of stories would she enjoy telling? What kind of stories would you tell her?

Post pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!
Previous thread: >>33461899

Current Writefags:

Rosenkreutz !!x9kIUBwer0n

mobius !9PEUyNz5zw

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I'm sorry but a spy ain't gonna fool me that easily.
This isn't definitive, but according to the leaks, G5 Fluttershy will be a unicorn, and the different races will meet in the movie for the first time. G5 Dash's only friend will be G5 Pinkie.

This so much. And also her laughter.

I have to say, I'm happy G5 got delayed until 2021, and even though FiM ends this year we'll still have a whole year to celebrate our Dash before G5fags take over the fandom. I was scared our last thread would be our last birthday thread.
I hate this "What if Dash wasn't Dash, would you still love her?" bullshit. If she isn't Dash I don't love her, it's as simple as that.
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Discusting and superficialpilled

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Birb a qt!
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Sounds good to me. I think it'd be neat if there'd be an episode about Silverstream embracing her position as niece to the queen and the responsibility that comes with it. Her ditziness combined with a semi-playful intent to be directive and serious would be sweet. She already showed that she can be badass in What Lies Beneath.
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Are we going to see this cutie again?
Considering S9 is the last season, it's the best opportunity to revisit some old stories and close loose ends.
If she ever has any new speaking parts, I hope anon will make an edit with her speaking in Polish again

ITT: reading, writing, recommendations, paragraph structure, My Little Linux, not finishing your stories, growing distaste for dyke shipping, Luna remains pure, confe§ions, Luna's rebellion was over in the time it took ye olden ponies to take a shit, scoffing, ussing bullet points on 4chan, diaper fetish porn and high quality literature, feminine boys with feminine penises, piracy, serial killers, decades old fanfiction, hermaphrodite smut writers with a coat of cum-white and a mane of red and black who are slower than slugs, the -0.000000000001 coin, inane arguments, Anons thank other Anons for shitting on themselves, Tuna shipping, and everything Shin touches turns into crazy.

>FiMFiction Starter Kit (recommended fics):
List of nominees by category:

>How do I write fanfiction?
Ezn’s guide - https://eznguide.neocities.org/
Politics and the English Language - http://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/
Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - https://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
Horse Behaviour - http://www.equestrianandhorse.com/equus/behaviour.html
Setting a story in motion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufO8LbwTdu0
Taking criticism - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v4R2ZcxPlA

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I don't know what that means, but if it gets popular and we decide to hate it I guess we can call it Autismus.
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>implying that wasn't my plan all along.
It's the pretended refusal of something one keenly desires. In this case, Glam's lust for Spike's spikes.
[Pt. 1]

Nope. Canon is completely mute regarding any sexual stuff. That's all in fanfics' domain.

Is it a comedy? Because it seems like she'd be pretty well adjusted to the "watch everyone die" immortality thing by the time Twilight enters the picture.

Fanon-wise, Luna's sexualization usually leans on the lewd side, while Celestia does get the "too stoic and regal for sex" thing played up a lot, usually in comedy romance fics.

Again, canon is a void regarding sexual topics, as one would expect from pone. All we know for sure is Twilight, Big Mac, Cheerilee, Sugar Whateverhernameis, and Spike all have an affinity for the opposite sex.

>wanting eternal night

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[Pt. 2]

>I've read some pretty memorable fanfics.
Remembering a story doesn't mean it holds any weigh. And every fic, even FO:E, will be forgotten far faster than the show ever will, if only because the show is needed to provide (part of) the setting information for the fic.

>Most episodes don't impact the greater franchise either
But no fanfic does. Which is, ultimately, what separates fanfics from canon.

>definition of "value"
No, it's my definition of canon. If something doesn't have an impact on the other components of the franchise, it's not canon. That's why the conflicting EU loses it's canon status: it no longer impacts the show. That's why the show will always be canon: the EU always follows it's lead. That's why a retcon is canon: it overrides older material and its impact is used by the rest of the franchise over the older material. And that's why fanfics can never be canon: they don't leave any impression at all on the franchise.

>are you?
You're still replying. That counts for something, doesn't it?

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You know you've written far too much in your 4chan shitpost if there are canonical parts to your rants.

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Hi! Wishing you a wonderful weekend!
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Good night friend!
Summer Dancer?
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>still at work
y-you too

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It's time for another CYOA.

This is Tough Cookie, and he's on a mission to be the best little hero he can be!

Where shall his epic journey of heroism begin?

>Morning (Meet the classmates!)
>Afternoon (Meet the neighbors!)
>Night (Meet the family!)
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Fuck, I missed everything.
Good night, Inept.
Oh cool, it can talk!
>sept 15, 2013
>21 people are killed in a series of bombings in Baghdad and Shia provinces, Iraq
I'm not sure if it was supposed to lead us somewhere. Ask the suit how do friends call him.
Now back to annoying the guards. Are you guys the legendary ponies in black? Acting from the shadows, heroicaly protecting us all from aliens and stuff? How cool is that? Why is this black helicopter gold, does it magically change its color for extra secrecy?
I think we're starting to ear strange voices. Are we mind readers now?!

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(Archive Link: http://yuki.la/mlp/33494000)

>What is this thread about?
This thread revolves around stories about ponies being enslaved.

>Can you elaborate more?
Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.

Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?
Check out these guides:
https://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)

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>"When pony foals are born needing a bit of extra help, the veterinarian gives them a special shot that makes them very sleepy. Then they go to live on the farm. It's a better place."
"Can I go visit them on the farm someday?"
>"You're much to busy learning to help your human children who need you, silly pony!"
"But maybe someday?"
>"Maybe someday, when you're much older and start feeling tired..."
>her husband
But... What if I'm actually into that...?
(asking for a friend)
>can't be a good girl because "muh unicorn pride", ">master race of equestria", "I used to be rich unicorn from canterlot", "magic make me automatically better than you"
>not fluffy like pegasus
>not cuddly like pegasus
>not strong like earth ponies

Can handle it

>will talk shit about you everywhere and bully your other slave for being a good girl calling them "human slut" and "worthless race traitor"

If she make one of them cry I will return her asap or just send her to a working camp to never return
hey somewritefag are you there?

trixie wants a hug from anon
okay but no magic boxes this time
Aww! C'mere you cute little blue pony!
trixie is trans
I'll hug her horsecock.

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This is Package reQuest, a CYOA featuring a lazy space delivery mare. It's inspired heavily by point and click adventure titles and classic puzzle games.

>Your name is Ashley.
>You awake to a terrible crashing sound...
>As you tumble from the comforts of your bed on to the metal floor below.
>The robot assistant that lives on your bedside desk immediately springs to life.
"You are... 28! Minutes late to your normal wake up cycle. The current time is 8:23 AM! Current geological location unknown! Here are the latest news articles. A supposed terrorist attack o-"
>She is cut off as you slam your hoof down on the snooze button. The tiny robomare immediately curls up on her charging station and enters sleep mode.
>So cute.
>You turn and survey your room. It's kept rather tidy.
>Across from your bed is your desk, which houses a laptop computer.
>A red hologram of a letter hovers over it, informing you that your work account has important mail.
>To the right, the kitchen and dining room, separated by a bar.
>To the left, a bookshelf, the closet, and the door to the bathroom. The bookshelf has no books, other than the "RoboMare Collectors Guide 2043." The rest of the shelves are taken over with RoboMare collectible toys, figurines, vinyls, and other various pieces of merchandise.
>That mare has got style.

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Or I could just be clueless.
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"We'll be tracking your delivery until you get there. Once you're there, we'll open the shipping containers and investigate the inside. No one will know you were helping us. All you have to do is use the bathroom, or start up a conversation, or SOMETHING, so that we have time to. Just carry out like this is a regular delivery."
>You nod. RoboMare beeps and whirrs in your pocket as she climbs out.
>They all look at you.
>She's... not recording?
"Ah. Good. Because if she was, we would have to destroy her."
>The policemare stares menacingly at the small robot poner.
>She beeps and boops and skitters back into your jacket pocket.

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Wasn't that supposed to be 1000 bits?
Make sure the crate got inside properly then climb into the ship.

It was a stack of bits (presumably a stack of ten.) each worth a hundred individual bits I think.

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